Tutorial: how to use your juggling props as lethal weapons

[Latsohug79]

Funniest thing I've seen in the last 6 - 12 months. Seriously, the stage ball knock down is the key to this entire video. Good stuff, Steve. 

[MrCahax]

dude ur fucking sick u think its funny to take a life howd ulike it if i fucking killed u?

[KoRnYwAyZ]

Spider PLAYed dead

[Tennisers]

This is hilarious

[shadowviper56]

MY NAME IS JIMMY

[Cashdollar2009]

Your description is full of so much win. lol

[jack39292]

ha funny

but i think you should juggle and chuck the balls hard at the ceiling and knock it down then bounce ball off the ground for finally killing it

that's what i do LOL

[palmarjp]

Are you hill, or just always a dick?

[thegoheads]

@palmarjp Am I hill? huh? I guess I am a total dick if you are a spider and you're in my house. I am very nice to humans and bunny rabbits though..

[juggledave]

I would never kill anything even spiders on purpose. As retardedas my brain is i can't help but think i might be ruining it's family lol. For why you felt bad about killing a cat, you know there is a high chance humans will get upset over the loss i guess.

And no im clearly not religish

[DuiN20]

good job steve...it is more funny than killing with a slipper xD

[freestaylah]

Lmao how random XD

[BahamutBlueDragon]

cats are okay, there're so cute.

Bug bugs just deserved to get GBallz squashed !

[superZjozz]

Squashing spiders is wrong man! Squashing animal-activists is allright..

[ClarkeSurrey]

You're evil. But I hate spiders so yay! :P

[WrongHandsVisual]

just remember that god kills everyone that "dies"... so murder is alright!

but wait... then why is the pope in a bullet-proof car if death is an act of god??

[thegoheads]

@WrongHandsVisual why is the pope in a bullet-proof car? I heard it was the Tooth Fairy's idea.. or maybe Santa Clause. You already know that everyone makes up their own interpretation of religion to suit their own needs, so why even bother trying to start some shit about it? huh? hahahahaaaaa

[santalupe79]

I still don´t know why I read all of this, is it because I walk with out steping on the lines on sidewalks thinking that it gave me some kind of balance between good n bad?? because I let bugs "bug" me without caring about them bugging me, because I feel bad when I step on ants?? or because I feel under gods surveillance camera all the time? naaaaaaaa!! I read n watched it cuz is odd!! ha ha ha!! p.s. some times I feel Im jackie chan using clubs ... px3 clubs HA!

[biohazardyipi]

fun!!!

i gonna try that with my brother!

dont worry he ist'n people hes a gnome!

[joddle23]

They should include spider smashing in wjf combat.

[faaipdeoaid4]

lol nice man, i've been waiting for someone to make a tutorial on this.

[LearnToJuggleNOW]

The great and awesome "JugglingTricks" would have made a much better tutorial than this silly and ugly "thegoheads" guy.

[JugglingTricks]

@LearnToJuggleNOW I totally agree ;)

[xMrSprinklesx]

LOL

[Runninace]

God gave us rule over all of the plants and animals. But thats your choice. Nice video!

[Draitube]

i'm very pro sadism! nah, this was cruel man! that spider had a family and kids to feed!

[saltzjoe10]

I'm reporting you to PETA, Steve ;)

I wonder if there's ever been a fight between jugglers and they resorted to using the props as weapons???

[Juggler1097]

As for killing bugs just because they bug us, I don't know of any Biblical law that either allows or forbids this. IMO, some bugs like mosquitoes that carry disease and germs are better off dead. Hope this helps. Happy juggling and God bless!

[Juggler1097]

Great video Steve, lol. Seriously though, if you're looking for answers about killing, God allows us to kill and eat animals. After Noah and his family got off the ark, the Bible mentions how they could then eat both plants and animals. Also, as to what makes humans more worthy than bugs, humans are the only thing God created in His image, that is, with a soul.

[pumpkineater23]

@Juggler1097 When you state that only humans have souls do you mean only members of the homo genus? Did Neanderthal man have a soul?

[Juggler1097]

@pumpkineater23 When I said "humans" I mean any human being who has ever walked the earth. If Neanderthals existed and were humans than they would have had souls.

[pumpkineater23]

@Juggler1097 So it's all human species.. Two million years ago Homo gautengensis also had a soul?

[Juggler1097]

@pumpkineater23 If Homo gautengensis ever existed (which I don't believe they did) then they would have had souls as well. Any human that ever existed had a soul.

[pumpkineater23]

@Juggler1097 Hey Ian I'm not going to question your beliefs any further, I hope you don't ever feel that you shouldn't question them yourself. Happy juggling!

[thegoheads]

@Juggler1097 So cats and rabbits don't have souls? It's ok to murder them if they crap on your lawn or something? ...oh, but only if I eat them afterward, right? That still seems pretty messed up to me...

[Juggler1097]

@thegoheads If you're literally starving to death and there is a cat or a rabbit around then yeah, you can kill it for food. Killing them just because they mess up your lawn though, that's just merciless. I don't believe that's ok.

[bbooioodd]

Poor spider :-(

[ltsjack]

Lmao, smiled through the entire video, and started laughing at the fried fish part in the discription and tags XD

[trebliWsaaM]

hahahahaaaa

look how murderd and un happy he is :P HAHAHAAAA

[VisBeenJuggling]

haha you are so philosofical :P but anyway i got a question for you; i'm looking to buy some sportsjuggling co. balls to do siteswaps with 5 and learn 6 and 7 balls, my question is: what size and weight do you recommend for this?

[WrongHandsVisual]

@VisBeenJuggling get some GBALLZ instead!!

[VisBeenJuggling]

@WrongHandsVisual

yeah i was thinking about that too.... hard to choose:P why would you say that gballs are better?

[thegoheads]

@VisBeenJuggling because he won a set for free and now he's up on Gballz's nuts! hahahaaaa.. sportjugglingco balls and Gballz are very similar, so flip a coin if you can't decide. I prefer 3 inch balls, but anything between 2.5-3 inch about 100 to 150 grams is probably about normal... I think... It really depends on your personal preference though.

[WrongHandsVisual]

@VisBeenJuggling they ARE very similar... but GBALLZ are cheaper! more options for color-customization too! and the best part... you have the option for plastic pellets instead of millet filling, which is really good news to people allergic to millet!!

[AsafAlkobi]

wow a lot of information for killing a spider video.  hehe

[bozobozo]

Play One-piece clubs surely can become weapons, man...

They murdered my hands when I was learning 4 clubs!

[KAGEJOSE]

Spider is not amused