Jackie Chan Adventures Season 2 Episode 27 Pleasure Cruise 1/3

[sugerlessgum2]

My Little Pony!.....That made me happy.

[Lyndonandre]

the elevator is too slow... classic

[Ch3k0v]

the elevator is too slow.

[fourstarball4]

it is kinda easy to play mahjong with one hand, Uncle.

[PurpleRosary]

Basil...Basil?BASIL??????WTF kind of name is that for a criminal and the muscle no less?

[sparkshark789]

Jade: (imitating Jackie) How many times have I told you? The talismans are dangerous.

How can the power to heal be dangerous? I understand why the pig and dragon talismans are dangerous; and I know that the horse talisman can be dangerous if used by the bad guys to heal themselves in battle (Shendu recovering from dragon blast, for example), BUT COME ON!

Thumbs up if you are having a hard time believing the horse talisman is dangerous.

[dema91011]

every day is a bad day for him :l

[LOLAnimeNinjaGirl]

Jade: the titanic was just a movie tohru!

^^^^

WRONG!

[SlargTheGnome]

@LOLAnimeNinjaGirl Very true XDDD

[Rolungo]

@3:26 Uncle: aiiiieaaaa big brown eyes get uncle every time

[animefanlover4]

3:11 "Uncle, when is the last time you took a REAL vacation?"

"Let me see. 3, 4, carry the one. Tsk nada."

Hahahah X)

[LOLAnimeNinjaGirl]

@animefanlover4 he said tskk never =P hehe

[animefanlover4]

@LOLAnimeNinjaGirl True but it sound like he said nada. Tohru's mother may be right about not speaking english well.

[LOLAnimeNinjaGirl]

@animefanlover4 xD hehe

[300tunes]

How the fk do jade keeps getting the talisman from a base with higher security than the FBI!??You would think they are giving em out for free by now?

[300tunes]

Skyscrapers get it?! Like scraping crap of ur shoe. xD (00:46)

[tankaihsuen]

Jackie: Where are you going, Uncle?

Uncle: To lifeboats! Row back to shore!

[blazefire2010]

uncle and tohrus mum, its such a beautiful relationship ;D

[kcazzzzz]

AYYYYYEEEE....YYYAAAHHHH!!! how can u play majong with just 2 people?

[sghfqwe]

good idea jackie ı am already bored of elevators :)

[bostjan3000]

let me see.... three... four.... five... never!

[bostjan3000]

the elevator is too slow!

[jameygamer]

"The last place anyone would suspect." If that's true, then how come that group of crooks found out about the dragon being on that cruise ship so fast?

[punisher2910]

The Elevator Is Too Slow... LOL

[lizzmil]

"The elevators are too slow he he" soooooo cute!!!

[StL33T]

They needa revive this series, with jade grown up as an agent!

[cdavyh]

"Let's see you put your tiles where your mouth is!" ^_^

[19torento]

They should've made a Bruce Lee action cartoon show, but that might've made Bruce Lee corny, so maybe it's a good idea they didn't make it. That's the difference between Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. Bruce Lee was stronger, but Jackie Chan was more humorous and fun and could get away with stuff like having this show.

[snakes3425]

@19torento

Some of Bruce Lee's movies had some comedic moments, and of course Bruce Lee was so badass that even his corney roles kicked ass 

[19torento]

@snakes3425 True. The beginning of Way of the Dragon, which was considered one of his best movies ever, had humor in it.

[wrench0123456789]

@19torento What are you talking about bruce lee was totally on the show he was the dark half of jackie who kicked butt

[kennylee12313]

Jackie: Uncle, when was the last time you had a vacation?

Uncle: Let me see... 3..4...carry the one.. NEVER!

Lol.

[getefix3]

when was the last time you had a real vacation "hmm let me see 3...4....carry the 1... NEVER!"

lol

[seerserker]

wow tohru's mum and uncle should totally make their own show

[silvazeisawesome]

Dragon Lady VS Chi Wizard!! (Or Billy Goat...)

[dragonette28]

thats how u play mahjong....

[sparkshark789]

"He drinks tea? Thought billy goats only eat tin cans."

[MsDEvil209]

the elevator is too slow hahaha!!

[cheesytrojan]

pssshhhhh, uncle, you cruise all the time, you just don't realize it yet

[1111rogerfederer]

i miss Hak Fu and his "Bunny runs from Vicious Jackal"

[ab14967]

@1111rogerfederer what did happen to him?

[123redeem]

one more thing!!!!!! hahaha!!!!!!!i love that

[AliceElizabeth2]

Uncle Vs Torhu's mom AWESOME!!!!!

[TitanWar93]

Tohru's Mother vs Uncle

[jeqson3]

cool

[jeqson3]

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[darkavatar29]

Butch?

"No this is Patrick"

[Ace0clubs]

XD theres a resterant in my town named golden dragon

[Domyras]

@Ace0clubs

in our country (Belgium) there are about 170 of those chinese restaurants...

common name o.O

[TipoAchujienas]

Aaaa the elevator was to slow--- ^^ Jackie always make a good excuses xD

[smithjordan5]

slowly slowly

lol

[dbzkid714]

5:45 uh...uncle..u only need 1 hand in mahjong...hell u only need like 2 fingers XD

[fuadhyder]

Uncle: Every time I sneeze you move a tile.

Tohru's mom: You sneeze and all the tiles move. (pricesless)

[sonrouge]

@fuadhyder "Birdbeak nose should have its own zip code!"

[rexflexology]

Golden Dragon Shendu and the Dragon talisman must be in this episode

[smithjordan5]

all the taslisments r safe in section 13

[19torento]

Tohru didn't seem seasick on that motorboat, when they sent the water demon back to the demonworld. o_0

[ab14967]

@19torento Probably because it was fast moving and harder to feel the waves.

[Gam3Junkie7]

@19torento Seasickness can usually be subconsciously suppressed during intense focus or purpose like most situationally caused sickness. Lets face it if you're focused on helping seal a demon trying to sink a palace with a tsunami I don't think you'd be worrying about being seasick. Same when Tohru was on the raft to pick them up from Desolation Island, he was too worried about them to care.

[B353RK]

@19torento his mom wasnt there that time o_O

[psilord5]

Tohru's mother and Uncle... they get along so well =)

[animeflowergurl]

@psilord5 it's a match made in heaven

[1231Bellatrix]

@psilord5

oh, definitly! And Uncle has met his own match :)

[GortonMichael]

@1231Bellatrix Blasphemy! Uncle has no match!

One more thing!

*Dual Finger prod to head*

[Shadrogon]

I hate it when there are like twenty filler episodes before the beginning of a new season. But, it is still good. :)

[leecy05]

more like 26.!!!! but yes i agree it is still pretty awesome!!

[dxbomber]

that is a awesome line

"they don't call them skyscrapers for noting"

[closeds]

Seriously!?! No one noticed 5:12?

*Tohru's mom enters*

Uncle: "Ai-Yaa!! Fuck dragon locked in vault!!"

LMAO!!

[jeppsson7]

sounds an aweful lot like it but actually is thought dragon locked in vault

[TheCruelPrince]

It's thought, not fuck

[Shimmergirl95]

3....4....Carry the 1

it is very cute

[Shimmergirl95]

14 became 15 how lol

[jocax188723]

Bird beak nose should have it's own zip code!

7:22

I cracked for a long time at that!

[C9C9Tube]

wow, I just noticed at the very beginning it skips a little-

"sl-lu-lowly, slowly"

[jocax188723]

really? where?

[Shimmergirl95]

Yeah it is

[jda091]

idk why but it seems the only one that doesn't hesitate to use talismans is jade. its like everyone else thinks they come with nasty side effects or something...

[ronanL10]

yes, i was looking for this episode :D

[aSuP3RSaiYaN]

i would love to see a girl in the street that dressed like that 2:04

[V0ltr0n77]

Awsome episode.

God how the times have changed.

[tokunaga432]

I love it when Uncle and Tohru's mom are together.

[RoyalDog214]

lol Jade said Titanic was just a movie.

[tpapania11]

they got rid of all the good old cartoons for the dumb ones they have now

[Eagleman201]

i know and 90% are made in computer and not drawn for exapmple spiderman and yu gi oh

[zefiris33]

weird, torhu's (sp?) mum should be japanese but has a chinese accent

[RacinZilla007]

Why is the actor not Jackie Chan??? whatever, I loved the series since i was a little child.... OH how the times have changed!!! thirteen years go by quick

[MorgansCat7]

heh, elevator was too slow

[RacinZilla007]

lol

[lildaynga06]

i love mahjong..its very interesting..go uncle!

[lowshuncheong]

man i wish i was in this show. i would be happy if i am in the part of the chan family hehe

[improductive]

why does uncle always stretch his words?

[jackchan65]

lol hong kong community center winner in 1955

[12KingdomHearts12]

they really need to improve the talisman defense system at the vault!

[lildaynga06]

wouldnt matter..jade would still find a way in

[RiiJays]

whats uncles first name or is it just uncle

[Prvtpwnage]

some people call him chuckles. hehe

[treehuggerdude4]

doesnt jade ever go to school?

lol

[zeffyismylove]

id be surprised if she did, by now she would of missed about 100 classes or so maybe more since its 5 seasons long lols

[xcrystal00clear]

umm...

how did the bad guys know the golden dragon was on the ship??

did i miss something?

[uipi32]

''uhh the elevator is too slow"

[magiciangirl11]

"When was the last time you took a real vacation?"

"Let me see 3...4..carry the one..NEVER!!!So why start now?'

" 'Cuz it'll be wicked fun! Come on,PLEASE?"

*Puppy pouts*

"Ai-Yah, Big brown eyes get Uncle every time!!! Fine!"

[melissasaetern]

jackie chan said slowey two times

[singingduckgopher]

I thought you had to sneeze on the horse talisman to activate it...

[Jinen7]

jackie: when was the last time you went on a vacation?

uncle: let me see, 3... 4... carry the 1... NEVER!!!

haha

[Tekrux]

Jakie: "Where you going Uncle?"

Uncle: "TO THE LIFEBOAT!"

[abcdef12345678988]

toru mother tip-toe is only the same height of uncle oni... hahas

[Nato163]

What happened to Ruby?

[destroyer9573]

Cool! WB11 Good times.

[ARandomCanadian]

That was the best show ever

[ninjasrtheshiz]

how did you know tohru was spelled with an h slcricket? everyone else spells it the english way. youre the only one with any sense of chinese/japanese spelling who hasnt learned those languages.......or is asian

[chadalchandelier]

jade was cute when she did the eyes thing

[Golddoggie974]

and it was so funny when Uncle talked about them

[loopylion586]

i mo gue gue gai gi zao

[farteaterjr]

the guy who plays uncle also plays uncle iroh in avatar

[farteaterjr]

nvm wrong

[cheromo]

bird beak nose should have its own zip code

[cheromo]

the elevator is too slow

[cheromo]

Slowly Slowly......Quickly Quickly

[geek1O1]

Ty for thr upload! XD