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  • High as fuckin kites!

  • LMFAO!...You'd think he would have known not to steal his stash from impound!

  • i would laugh so hard if i was the dispatcher.

    i'd just tell him to go eat something and watch The Office.

  • They didn't die because you can't die from cannabis.That's what O.N.N should have said.I mean C.N.N..C.N.N is worse than Fox.

  • O my gosh he's right! Time is going by really really really really really slow!!!!! O my gosh I think I'm dead, yep I'm dead and so's my wife.

  • I'd love to watch that guy on lsd :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAH

  • not only is weed not deadly but u can substitute or use it to cure or stop all the problems listed below even poor diet.

  • I would have given anything to have been THAT 911 phone representative..."what? ooh my god you're right!  YOU'RE RIGHT!! I can hear it in your voice and LISTEN-oh my god Ican hear your heart beating from HERE! HOLY CRAP DUDE THERe IS e green slimy thing with red eyes and sharp fangs on your shoulder OH MYGOD HES GONNA BITE YOUR NECK!"

    instant heart attack

    i lose my job

    but oh....it would have been SO WORTH IT!

  • omg lol"whats the score on the red wings game"god L.O.L.

  • red wings??? lmfao!!!!!

  • hahahah 

  • Gay

  • WOW 1 of the funniest vids ever!!!!! "I think im dead" priceless "whats the score to the red wings game?" Dude you just said your wife is dying!!

  • time is going very slow...whats the score on thr redwiungsgame...??

  • lmao

  • OMG! wat a dumbass cop. too bad u cant o.d. off pot cuz they deserve to o.d. on somethin...

  • yeah they really fucked up..but if this was black people everyone would be like nigger this niggers that.

  • hahaha, " I think we're dying...I think we're dead. hahaha

  • omg this is so DAMN FUNNY im loling so hard lmao lmao hahahahaha the cop sounds so DUMB i love him <3 haha

  • hahaha time is ruing really really really slowing lol it what happen when u guyz somke lol haha dis shit funny he must be flying in the sky haha

  • omfg hahahaha rolflmafol i think we're dying that shit funny as hell lol wow dis cop dumb shit lol

  • ''they didn't die, they were just stoned!''

    omg! lmfao. hahahahahahahahahah

  • so many people research marijunana medical effects and give arguemnts as to why "it doenst harm you" for the pure fact that they just like to smoke it, not that they are actually interested in any medical benefits.. and if yorue high and are driving you can still drive into a fuckin pole and die so stfu... weed doesnt kill you but the effect sure can.

  • stupid pig

  • "they didn't die they were just stoned"

    "they were just stonnedd maaan"

    hahahha some other shit

  • Damn if they got so high that they thought they were dying then they must have eaten some good bud then

  • hahahahaha

  • We're dying but, oh btw: What's the Red Wings score. BWHAHAHAHA It just doesn't get any better than this. To Serve and Protect indeed!!!

    Little more protectin' and a little less servin' there dude. haha

  • must have been some good herb

  • I know this scenario itself is funny, but this officer's ignorance is really horrible. If he researched marijuana at all before ingesting it, he would know that there is not a quantity lethal to people and that a change in perception of the passage of time is a common effect of smoking pot. In this case, since marijuana is not very dangerous, it only wasted 911's time and he lost his job, but this attitude of trying without knowing about other drugs could be deadly to him and those around him.

  • i think were dead hahahhahahahhaha

    awesome thats the good shit i just took a big hit just now and YES i am dead im so dead

  • that sounded like something family guy would joke about xD

  • pause at.. 0:08 that about sums it up

  • "We made brownies and I think we're dead. I really do"

    I can't stop laughing

  • i just wanted to make sure it isn't hallucination...

    so what's the score?

    3-3..

    they were just stoned.. man

  • I know you cant OD on weed, you take so much and you just sleep :P which is kindof a OD but you cant die u just sleep and get up hunggry as fuck.

  • an overdose! haha. Just shows you how much misinformation and propaganda is really out there. It's pitiful.

  • i had to watch this twice hahahahah i think we're dead!!! that was funny

  • OK idiot.

  • People always say you can't overdose on weed but as far as I know you can overdose on anything. You can overdose on milk, water, or whatever (yes, it's been done before). I've never heard of someone overdosing on marijuanna but I just imagine what if someone actually smoked a ton of weed (literally). It would fu** up their brain to much and they would forget how to breath or something.

  • You couldn't smoke a ton of weed because it would take years and years to smoke a ton, your making ridiculous scenarios.

  • it doesn't matter how much you smoke, you got my point right?

  • hahhaha i was high as hell when i read thatt so my baddd,

  • They were probably allergic. Retards

  • we've made Brownies...and i think we're dead...!!!!! ........man this is the best shit ever!

  • LOL i wanna be that high -_-.

  • you cant overdoes on weed hahahaha

    stupid cop

  • wow that newscaster chick is obvious such a tightass when she said stoned you could tell she had no clue what she was talking about.

  • "i think we're dead. i really do." LMFAO

  • I have overdosed on pot brownies myself... when you eat it it sneaks up on you and has a hugely more powerful effect, altho I just slept 18 hours.. I don't think it is possible to have a fatal overdose, just get wacko and sleep forever and wake up with ultra-dry mouth, LOL.

  • lol!

    i still dont understand how they could be that stoned! seriously but, i smoke weed, have had brownies too etc and have never been close to being that stoned! i dont even know anyone who has! it sounds more like there tripping or something! even seeing first time smoker they dont hit out with shit like that!

  • ohhh yes they do... i knew this kid and i smoked him out with a quarter ounce for his first time and he started crying and praying to god and shit!!!

    he straight said the walls were melting...

    haha and thats why u dont smoke $120 worth of nugz for ur first time hahaha

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  • what an ass ! trust me he is NOT alone in his stupidity in fact he is the norm when it comes to cops

  • ok now we know how he got the pot but still all the comment will never show any more but back in the 70s an 1980 my father got his pot from the police all the time , when i asked him who would ever sell you pot an he told me the cop friends he had back then we had alot of mob friends some were cops and some where judges an if you lived in cicero,il it was much easyer to get off with things all you needed was a little money an that's it ! " Really "............

  • PANIC ATTACK ON WEED....wow...and this guy has/had a badge?! hehe, good call there my friend

  • "What's the score in the Red Wings game?" hahaha

  • lol he was stoned!! i guess it was cush. you'd think a cop would know you cant die from weed... what a dumb ass. lol i bet he smokes it now. ha!  =)

  • Thats the most funniest shit ive watched all week lmao

  • The best part is "and I think we're dead" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • big bad trip

  • Only in America!

  • This is hilarious stuff

  • You can't overdose on weed AHHAHAHAHA

  • GO RED WINGS!!!

  • Judging by all the news reporters reactions to this 911 call on all these videos. I would say it is safe to assume that News Reporters are a bunch of stoners. The Fox News is my favorite one. The laughing dude of camera is hilarious.

  • lol thos news people are fucking retared too!!loll haha

  • Yaya, I had that depersonalization/"thinking that you're dead" thing on a pill I was taking a while ago. It was hell!

  • "i think were dead" "whats the score on the red wings game" lol that guy is fucking stoned!!!!!!

  • lol dumb ass piggy. thats why at most the cops should fine people. no confiscations

  • fucking awesome......gotta love space cakes...dumb cop....lol redwings score quote is awesome

  • Something smells...lol

  • LMAO They were just STONED!! You'd think a cop would know that you can't OD from weed. Holy crap all it does it make you feel relaxed and care free!!

  • cops are not cops because they are smart....cops have high school ed's,. or a GED. they drive around catching people speeding ect. when there is a real crime detectives and or feds are called in. the only real criminals cops catch ars the real dumb ones. look at the mob or outlaw bikers , we all know they are pro criminals yet they for the most part never get jailed.

  • LMFAO thats fucking jokes .

  • lmfao kakakaka , sht this same thing happened to me and the paramedic guy told me not to fuking take cannabis again , lol

  • I tried that myself, and had a fucking sick trip.. haha.. its sick..dont eat too many of the cakes ! its crazy...

  • OMG... Cops really are retarded after all...

  • HAHAHA... "they didn't die cuz they were just stooooned!" BEST EVER!!! Redwings, haha, christ!

  • Oh wow... This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard.

    That had to be some gooooood weed.

  • that was funny but I think I laughed harder at the reporteds in the end.

  • HAHAHA! Whats the score on the Red Wings game!

  • lmao its called being paranoid, what a idiot. A but forreal though they were better off smoking it. Bud brownies do make people trip if there weak minded. I eat like 7 cronic brownies and drank 2 cups of e&j straight and i thought i had 6 fingers and a demon what playing with my shirt. hahahahaha

  • lmao....i think we're dead, and by the way, what's the red wings score? lol

  • i doubt this idiot cop even knows how to make cannabutter.  you can't just throw buds in brownies and mix it up. just doesn't work that way.

  • lol good for you junky o_o

  • they just couldn't handle it cause they werent used to it, and he freaked out

  • his wifes note really diying u fucking retards he's just tripping you cant fucking over dose on weed

  • This is some very funny stuff. What a dumb ass. He was more worried about the game then his own wife. I hoped she kicked his ass.

  • rotflmmfao!!

    omg wow.

    this is so effin priceless.

    what a dumbass.

    he must've confiscated some good shit.

    and seriously asking the score of a game while he thinks his wife is dying!!!'hahahahahahahaha/

    gosh this made my day!

    ^_^

  • i think were dead

    hahahayhahahahahahaahahaaaaaaa­aaa

  • Hahaha! I love it! His wife is "dying" and he's asking the score to a fucking game! This is priceless.

  • hahah I knew cops consumed confiscated dope!!

  • you can't overdose on pot ..well you can but you have to smoke equivalent to your own body weight....or eat about the same...

  • and that is impossible to do because you would probably fall a sleep or pass out

  • i want to see this cop on E....he will have a panic break down...hahahahaahahaaahaha

  • in pschiatry it's called "derealization" and "depersonalization"...the sourroundings and even yourself seems like unreal...fake...it's not the THC itself, but the anxiety in unexperienced users

  • That anxiety shit has some nasty side effects. Some wicked highs but some oh so deep lows.

  • it wasnt lace they at a quarter oz witch is 7grams

  • was the weed laced with anything or was he just weaknuts?

  • that was ing funny, lmao, a baked officer, he must have confiscated some good shit, man i wish i was eating those brownies hehehe,lol, see wat those pigs do, they arrest u for possession of reefer and they do it themselves, ing hypocritical of them

  • just wondering why would the dispatcher ask for the score? and the game and stuff? instead of saying ur stoned.. was she just trying to keep him on the phone.. or was she just confused...?

  • i hafd brownies and died hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha brownies

    are they any good?

  • i think we're dead. i really do.

    amazing (:

  • lol

  • lol true

  • random. we talk about weed brownies, you talk about fashion. huh? lol

  • ...why the fuck are they smiling at this?

  • umm... cuz its fuckin hilarious?

  • You're telling me you wouldn't crack the fuck up? lmao I can't help but smile just thinking about it. "Will you please send rescue? I think we're dead. I really do."

  • Because

    1) it's a cop who ate pot brownies

    2) he calls other cops

    3) He thinks hes dead

    4) He asks the score of the Red Wings game

  • what a dumb fuck. overdose on marijuana, what an ignorant fuck. You see even though that sounds stupid to all of us there are more people like that than you would imagine.

  • "I think we're dead!" LMAO!

  • this shit has to be the funniest shit ive seen all day

  • REDWINGS RULE!

  • hhaahaha right on man!!

  • This was great!

  • this is just funny

  • Favourited!!!!

  • they didn't die because they were just stooooooooned. lol

  • you have to smoke 4 times your bodyweight to od

  • Is that a dare??

    LOL

  • lmao, pro

  • "I think we're dead. I really do."

    I want the "I think we're dead" stuff. Where the hell did they get that? CrackTown USA?

  • You mean washington DC? Maybe that's why Bush is so stupid, maybe he got a contact high...OOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

    lmao, sorry.

  • This sounds like something George Bush would do... And in order to overdose on marijuana, you would have to consume 40,000 times as much marijuana as you needed to get stoned, which is IMPOSSIBLE. We need to stop the bullshit and just "LEGALIZE IT!"

  • I agree, but I don't think the rest of youtube does.

    <3

  • Chocolate should be illeagal too...but just for fat people 8~)

  • they will never legalise it cos you could just grow your own then and nobody would make any money from it(not serious amounts like they do now)cos you cant copyright a natural product fight for decrimalization

  • are you a retard, you can also grow your own tobacco but i think that industry does fine

  • I want to say that, as a non-pot smoker, I do think that it should be legal for several reasons. Part of which is just the simple fact that it is less harmful then most legal drugs, and can in fact be helpful. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

  • Yeah that is a great idea... idiot.

  • that is a great idea. i'm tired of having to break the law to get my shit. if they would just legalize it my life would be a lot easier. :)

  • Thanks, im gonna go do some pot..

    OH NO I THINK IM DEAD!!!

    How are the Leafs doing?

  • Thanks, im gonna go do some pot..

    OH NO I THINK IM DEAD!!!

    How are the Leafs doing?

  • I remember i freaked out like that once, hahaha i laugh at myself because i was trippin out. Others believ i was having an anxiety attack... BULLSHIT!!!!!

  • Thats USA's drug war for ya

  • crazy shit

  • how tha fuck can a person be SO STUPID?

  • and just think... this stoned fucker's got a gun now thats scary!!!!!

  • lmao, i cant believe he said "wuts da score on da redwings game???" if i was talkin 2 him i woulda laugh at his ass

  • LMAO

  • Marijuana is great =)

    The guy didn't do his research before he took the brownies and just happened to phone the wrong people.

    lol =D

  • PROOF! More proof that we should like totally legalize it man.... What's the score of the Red Wings game? Is this real? Am I talking...? Can they hear me!?

  • No point telling him about these bats. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

  • i think were dead i really do

  • Lol. The weed in food high is different from the smoked weed high. They just weren't prepared and freaked out.

    You can't OD on weed thats why the operator was like WTF.

  • Maybe this cop got some weed from mexico that Blackwater "Off Duty" terrorists used their night planes to spray this dope like they do to columbian coca plants the natives have chewed for 4,000 years. And after 911 we were worried about crop dusters...Just who is the food and plant terrorists?

  • That was hilarious!

    "Oh...whats the score?"

    "3 to 3"

    Funny, considering you're sociallizing with a cop who made pot brownies.

  • What a loser. That's fucking hilarious!

    "I think I'm dead!"

  • I still think it's funny as hell because I live near Dearborn and hear it on the news, and when I seen that you can tell that cop was a candy ass. But he was RIPPED not dying lol

  • "They din't die because they were just stoooned." lawl...

  • hahah "i think were dead." what an idiot

  • Cooked treats tend to give you a stronger and sometimes uncomfortable high.

  • oh this is SUCH crap... There is no such thing as an overdose on marijuana. It's the least lethal drug you can take and I really wish people would stop this nonsense about the stuff. Sure, you shouldn't use it while driving, but it sure as hell ain't any worse then drinking a beer.

    Peace from a dutchy

  • there is such thing as an overdose on marijuana... but i'm pretty sure he was just mad stoned.

  • The only overdose on MJ happens when you geek a bong out your ears and nose. Nobody has ever died from pot. They may have died when cops killed them for smoking a joint. And the Brownies were probobly uncooked eggs that made the guy feel dead. LEGALIZE IT NOW! War on Drugs? or War on PEOPLE?

  • What? My favorite thing to do IS drive while stoned! I drive slower, safer and more tuned in while baked and listening to my music!

  • wow he mustve been trippin balls to do that

  • STUPID AMERICANS

  • Good job, lets base the intelligence of an entire country off of some pot heads. Nice.

  • Not all of us are stupid like this guy. C'mon, have some open mindedness.

  • Listen, you obviously aren't an American and you are proud of that fact. Good for you. I have also travelled the world living in India and Thailand.

    We DID NOT vote Bush in, actually. It was a conspiracy of our government to miscount the votes in the first place.

    Yes, there are many fat and ignorant people here and that is why he obtained so many votes in the first place.

    Also, don't mess with a pregnant woman.:)

  • you comments are slightly ironic...

    go smoke some pot, it will calm you down

  • shit... fucking stupid cop...

  • his face must've been all pale and like preparing his will and stuff. lol.

  • I cannot believe cops are this DUMB! I knew they weren't the brightest but damn. Haha..this is the greatest, he fell for all that government propaganda bullshit. A twelve year old could tell you you can't OD from pot.

  • what is the score of the red wings game? funny shit!!!

  • Man, what I would give to have been in that pig's house when he made that call. I'm sure the look on his dumbass face was PRICELESS!!!

  • Paranoia, anyone?

  • lol cops are BITCHS!!!!

  • Spell it right first.