The Pick Up Lines of Ryan Stiles

[gardNer899]

I love how you started with whose like an ended with it too. That was one of my favorite scenes from a hat moments!

[JohanStarDragon]

Poor Lewis.

[ZydrateVamp]

4:10 Hahaha!



[aquibmsa]

nice way to bbring it around

[mj4ever1332]

I don't get why those women would turn him down :) even if it was on a tv show...<3

[taha1366]

whose the women at 5:22 again?

[classicwiseguy]

@taha1366 that's what i'm wondering

[bday0191]

@taha1366  It's Roselyn Sánchez you probably know her from Without a trace

[taha1366]

@bday0191

tnx

[stallion0308]

lol @ 3:10

[jimihendrixtribute]

@brybox she was trying to say that he didnt have a penis

[Haggart9]

I'm trying that one day... Walk up to a woman.

Her: "And you are?"

Me: "Dylan... ... Gemini *wink* "

[JustinVierling]

Ryan Stiles made the Drew Carey Show epic..and it was one of the best shows on TV

[joliejoy11]

i never knew ryan was in a show beside whose line is it anyway

[ForeverrBestFriendss]

Ryan Is Hilarious In That Last Clip! I Love Ryan! <3

[iloveoreos15]

"And then I said hey, what do you say we boycott our clothes?" lol so bad...

[communistjesus]

"SO ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED??... CUZ YOU BE RUNNING ON MY MIND ALL NIGHT LONG"<<<< DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

[edwardcullen62019011]

thank god i am a lesbian lol

[BigDaddyDJD]

Whats long and Red and Right behind ya?

[KAYZMJFAN]

"I play Lewis on The Drew Carrey Show" XD

[6711dylan]

Was that Kim K. at 5:23

[TheManixx]

hahaha omg that was a perfect ending

[cynder167]

@BryB0x YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Shadowdreamer4]

that last one was the best xD

[spearminthappenings]

"You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes? That's not a mistake I'd make. So... where exactly do you live?"

[myshoesrockyoursocks]

LMAO XD I love Lewis XD

[Unitronus]

"I think all women are beautiful, that's how desperate I am" ~ Lewis

[Roselinda889]

"I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show".What episode is that?

[laflablahada7]

how would you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean?

[23Glee]

Thats right he plays Lewis and you play......

[nypad5]

My favorite line , i cant remember which episode it was...Ryan was like...you deposit $1000 when the ugly teller is working, then you withdraw $1000 when the cute teller is in, you keep repeating this and she will think you're a millionare and want to go out with you.

[lb251000]

@nypad5 thats amazing!!

[AlexPlowman]

"I play Louis on the Drew Carry Show"

[christylove13]

@Zygolnferior 16 lol

[dhuffman690]

"ooh la la, daddy likes"

oh ryan...

[ryanstilesiscool101]

ahhh he makes me melt...<3

[Amigosxoxo11]

Ryan is Adorable! ...and Hott ;)

[chaplinhammonddepp]

@ matthill hell yeah he's attractive.

[christylove13]

If he used one of those on me I'd up and take my pants off. Ryan stiles is HOT.

[christylove13]

@mathill I find him extremely attractive.

[ForgottenNetwork]

i loved the ending!

[AlbiSancho]

who was that at 5:21

[asmukkar]

@AlbiSancho Roselyn Sanchez

[TheEvetscipELP]

IT'S DYLAN TOOMEY AT THE END!! MEN!

[Hip0lit0]

he's gonna build a city under the sea... men named ryan have big dreams, dont they?

[srwgundam]

whose the chick at 5:23?

[asmukkar]

@srwgundam I think that's Roselyn Sanchez

[matthill14]

Do you girls find him attractive?

[ForgottenNetwork]

@matthill14 yes

[rockfairy91]

Hahahahaha great ending xD

[charrr550]

Hahahaha his face at 7:00.

[Majestic317]

hell naw!

- "I have big dreams and those dreams involve spending my life with beautiful women like you...."How would you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean?"

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

Colin: "I play Lewis on the Drew Carey show"

Ryan: "NO NO NO!!!"

Drew: "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

[joyceksl]

@BlueSmoothie4Eva

do u know the which episode of whose line is that?

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

@joyceksl utube.com/watch?v=HQ8Hif4f0E8

3:36

I dont know which, i'll find out

[joyceksl]

@BlueSmoothie4Eva

thanks for ur help! no full episodes, but good enough to see ryan saying 'Nooooooo' again ;)

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

@joyceksl your welcome. sorry! i'll try and find the full episode :)

[jsnake01]

4:15 to 4:40 is the best pickup line ever. LOL

[jsnake01]

4:15 to 4:40 is the best pickup line ever. LOL

[ryanstil3sl0vr]

I love Ryan!!!

[treefalse]

The last joke finally makes sense!

[Impul23]

"I came here for help, are you hitting on me?"

"Im sorry, you're not as screwed as you made yourself out to be" {walks away calmly}.

Awesome lol.

[lfsabch]

wow girl at 5:19

[NevahLose]

@lfsabch yes!

Anybody knows name and/or episode?

[FlameDevily]

5:23 Source for the love of God.

[squeezeslemons]

5:34-5:45... bioshock? lol

[IronMaytons]

@squeezeslemons I now know who built Rapture...

[LightSeagull]

aww... how could any of these women turn down ryan stiles <333

[JayduncRocknRoll]

"hey babby, whats long and rd and RIGHT behind you?" lmfao

[GreendayXroxmyXheart]

Ryan Stiles looks sorta like Mike Dirnt  haha doesn't he?

[Xcelerometer]

I NEED to use the one at 4:07 for the laughs.

[sjsawyer]

Haha after all of those Ryan clips, Colin comes in and kills it (in the good way).

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

Drew's laugh at the end of the video XD

[ALuna82393]

lmfao, Colin

[JBfanforever0916]

Does anyone know what episode is on at 7:21?

[agulekyoh]

wow. thanks!

[agulekyoh]

please anyone can write what is he saying at 1:23 ? kissing is pressing your lips ....?

[00PsYcHe00]

@agulekyoh ... to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines

[bballvballlover31]

kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines.

[SarblohWarrior]

@agulekyoh "Kissing is just pressing your lips to the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines."

[rejectedreject]

"Hey, baby, what's long and red and right behind ya?" ROTFL

[ALuna82393]

lmao. colin

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Ryan was on The Drew Carey Show?

He needs Colin by his side!

ALWAYS!

But he's still the best

[m2mfan4eva]

OMFG Drew and Ryan?! What show is that?

[monsterboy31]

@m2mfan4eva The Drew Carey Show.

[TraceTheCase]

Omg I love Ryan! He's so amazing. And hot!

[YazminoBambino913]

Colin at the end... best bit (Y) That'd get me no question ;)

[igvu92]

"hey beautiful. how would u like to take a bath without ever stepping foot in a tub". lmao. thats some funny fucking shit

[Ravenashleyninja]

I would date him! :D although... I'm only 16...

[hop1pop]

"oh im sorry, crazy talk, so where exactly do you live?"

[youtubrgirl12345]

"This is your lucky Saint Patrick's Day."

"'Cause we're magically delicious!"

[qrrbrbirbel2]

Drews fake laugh at the end was funny and Ryans look to the audience when they applauded at Colins joke. Poor Lewis, he really does try his best to get the girls

[cerebraldude812]

'Hey! What's long, red, and right behind you?'

LOL

[MrTvshowclips]

lol at monkey

[justsomedude9593]

"does this smell like chlorophorm?"

[balbarith45]

"i read a book about a serial killers in seattle. so where do ya live." lol

[Sapphirepearlz]

HOW can you turn this man down?! Mmmm.

[indywolf1]

"I read a lot of books about serial killers."

[madifatti2x4]

I forgot how much I love the Drew Carey Show :)

[gravyfunky]

I read a lot of books about serial killers. You know, most serial killers get caught because they boast about their crimes, not a mistake I'D make. So, where EXACTLY do you live?

[sangtujoh]

the "water goddess" line is the best!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Oh, boy! RYAN! Take me right NOW! <3

[Tideria]

6:48 random fact thats the same dry cleaners set they used on seinfeld

[SouseisekiFromCS]

@Tideria

Ah, I thought I recognised it. :p

[uhmanduh91]

Ryan is too adorable :)

[potorrero]

How'd you like to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.. LOL. I cried to that

[iberightbackpig]

2:51. Yes please.

[AKAcom1311]

I would totally go out with Ryan if he'd use the "water godess" line.;)

[SNOWFAN24]

Who plays the police officer at 2:53?

[kandiman7979]

@SNOWFAN24 chick from star trek TNG, the security chick who died.

[Chortleclips]

"so where exactly do you live?" lol!

[InfiniVide]

6:48 - 7:18 Best part of the video

[dudertron1]

lmao the MONKEY WANTES RYAN LMAO

[threestoogesfan2]

ryan's adorable

[ryuzakineark]

pwnd at 2:28

[JustCallMeSpot]

hahahahaha

god damn ryan

with those lines you can have me in less than a second ;)

[deadmemories1995]

@JustCallMeSpot I agree hell he doesn't even have to say those lines.

[krusader85]

Ryan is so cool

[ryuzakineark]

"hey what do you say we boycott our clothes?"

[79uhakaoT]

@ryuzakineark Dnt get it can you explain

[Unitronus]

@79uhakaoT You know what boycotting means, right? (google it)

So the bottom line is that Ryan is going to NOT wear any clothes in protest (of whatever the episode was about).

[westofthegarden]

I like ryan also enjoy black women

[gornmaker]

"And I bet we have the same size penis too" ROFL!!

[why1so1serious1]

i think the long and red was either sise of penis or his shoe siee or his hight size eitherway it's funny xd

[C1o88er3d]

How do you train a monkey to pull down a zipper?

[blalex00]

leave it in front of a zipper for a few hours, he'll eventually figure it out XD

[C1o88er3d]

But now I have to ask, why, and how much did they say it cost them?

[moonlily1]

chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes. just one chromosome's difference between them and us. they have opposable thumbs and use simple tools. if they can learn sign language, a zipper ought not be hard at all. those bras that latch in the front would be a different story though, most men can't even figure those out.

[C1o88er3d]

Oh dear...

another viewer who believes that they can make the world a better place by nitpicking comments on Youtube.

A sad and pointless life you must lead.

[moonlily1]

jesus, you think someone's scum because they point out you labeled an ape as a monkey? That's your problem, not mine. Listen, anger management, I wasn't trying to insult your intelligence or sound conceited, I just meant they are intelligent and highly trainable, which you did ask about. I wouldn't have pointed it out if I'd though you'd get yer panties in a bunch, but I'm not apologizing because you don't sound like a nice person. take a tranq and get off it.

[C1o88er3d]

So much aggression behind your responses.

You should really calm down.

[moonlily1]

pot, kettle, and black. dunno why you keep writing me over nothing. sorry you have no one to talk to. if you write me agin I won't respond.

[C1o88er3d]

'pot, kettle, and black'

That's not even a full thought.

I never even used such aggressive language with you.

Oh well, glad I at least shut you up.

Seriously, calm down.

[nyarfdude]

I loved that one about the angels wings lol

[jwzero]

do any pick lines work?

[xXFallenleaves]

6:09 ...LOL.

[BOWIEGIRL30]

at 3:20 was Rosalyn Sanchez. She plays on Without a trace now.

[blicblak]

who was that at 5:23

[redhughlaurie]

what a deep and sexy voice he has... yum...

[JagSmakarSkit]

I'll boycott my clothes for Ryan anyday!!

[nostrumvita]

Oh, Lewis... xD How I love thee

[ElvisBluntman777]

lmfao loved the ending !!!

[iLuvUkhoo]

which episode of whose line is at 7:20 till the end??.plz andthnx ryan is so sexy..love the ending just need to know which eepi it is

[iHeartEdwardCullen21]

does anyone know what episode the last one is from?

[zippyj34]

im sorry but i cant respect u because of ur name

[KazujinHiryu]

Ryan's great.

[twoxten]

perfect ending!

[aiskemn]

At 0:17 is from what episode?

[KirbyBrawler]

YAY!!! RYAN!!! <3

I <3 WLiiA

[notperfecttothemax]

what is this show? tell me pls!!!!!!!!!

[EmmaLoughran1995]

I know that some of it is Whose Line Is It Anyway? US. Best show ever :P x

[JackRabbitSlim]

Apart from the few clips of 'Whose Line Is it Anyway?', most of it is from a sitcom called 'The Drew Carey Show' where Ryan played a character called Lewis.

[RiceNFish]

The Drew Carey Show

[skipperannie]

lmao now i know why colin says that

[89MidnightSun89]

Pure gold

[lostskate4evaxxx]

im actually quite turned on when he says 'how'd you like to have a bath without ever setting foot in the tub" *sticks out tongue suggestively* YUMMY! i'll gladly sacrifice a normal bath for a 'ryan bath' ;P

[jilliancariola]

ryan's hilarious! thanks for the vid!

[sophiakuek]

Hahahaha, poor ryan.

[khmerchef]

Oh, to be that monkey.....*drifts off to fantasy land.

[Eibnac]

what movie/tv series is this?

[XXXParkourGamerXXX]

Read the information box silly. The Drew Carey show...

[Maeiko]

Im thank God for the creation of Ryan Stiles <3

[ctx60]

shyt damn ryans a pimp, this guy knoes how da get with da ladies LMAO

[geling101]

oooh 1:07 ryan is not wearing a long sleeved shirt.. he looks so much better..

love ryan. ♥♥

[ECWSandmanfan5150]

dude ryan is amazing

[xbeckaiix]

what episode of whose line is it where colin says: i play lewis on the drew carey show??

[PhangirlMusician]

Ahhhh! I MUST know the episode of 7:21....

Anyone? *begs* I MUST!!!

lol nice video by the way. I want Ryan Stiles :(

[kd11902]

5:18 look exactly like my principle