Dave Chappelle For What It's Worth part 5/6

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

That story is true. I read some guy named Maddox. Said the same shit. Even had quotes and pictures... Liz was slow. >.>

[polofiend]

hey, HEY GET OFFA ME!!

[VanillaLips]

"Think, Elizabeth!"

I say this shit to myself all the time now when I'm in danger of doing something retarded lol

[LadySleek83]

piss coming right off!!

[r0nf0]

I like how he said "You'd have yo send The Rock to arrest him" when the rock was the cop in fast 5.

[garci2k2]

"Meanwhile in Utah.."

[tazzdaddy18]

it was 3 dollar ill break a 5 for that

[xCoffeeNWeedx]

i got a shit streak goin down my shirt!

[jens74se]

The man is a genius.

[AlwaysBased3544]

"Fuck off me nigga thats my buststop IM GOIN HOME!" lmfao!!!!

[jimmynewbrand]

I'm 15. We aren't innocent. If she wasn't forced to be peed on then I don't know what the hell she was doin'. Seriously, I don't give a shit if R Kelly is famous, you're gonna let him piss on your god damn face?! I wouldn't let Oprah piss on me and she's a fucking billionaire!

[PolishBehemoth]

Smooth botox balls!

[JJStuffEngineering]

"how do i feel about this..?!"

JUST MOVE!

[tyrogue100]

Fuck off me nigga! that's my bus stop!

ROFL!

[WishfulSpecter]

"You didn't let me finish. Do you suck THESE balls?" This guy needs to get back in the damn game.

[zNexiaHx]

OTPF.

[HDiRaage]

31 people missed the like button

[ciscokidseven]

at the same time who could pass up a sale son!

[simongagne33]

that 7 year old girl story is true lmaoo

[The420monsterkush]

Im from the Bronx and I moved to Utah, these people dont know what a crackhead is....

[LovenRawr]

i agree, if somebody trys to pist on you MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE FUCKING WAY. THE GIRL WHO GOT PEED ON BY R.KELLY COULD OF FUCKING MOVED OUT THE FUCKING WAY ! she wanted to get peed on ! So yeah it has half of the girls fault

[rguitar24]

does anybody else see dave's beard get bigger when the shadow of his chin shows on his neck?

[biggdaddyjuan]

lmao i was born in utah but i live in philly

[KOBEtwelve]

Pardon me miss....I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls? ;)

[JayMoo8]

smooth as eggs

[YusufAymanHashem]

he's right about MJ motherfuckers

[loserdeathgirl]

Lol when he started talking about r kelly pissing,It just reminded me when dave on his show did the song "I wanna pee on you" LMAO

[LTR]

i Live in utah haha

[1theworldsbest]

lol ok and that means what to me? stop giving me dumb comments that mean nothing just watch the vid and laugh......

[MoeWaveyy]

I'm gettin botox done on ma balls to get these wrinkles out, finally i'll have these shits smooth as eggs, I can't wait - LMAOOO

[VAMPIREGIRL0121]

lol My name is Elizabeth and I find this awesome :D ^__^

[maLy012]

some wise shit on that 15 year old kids.

[nrbnerd555]

Tits, racism, and worms in peoples' faces... God, I love YouTube.

[1FeedTheBeast]

"this nigger knew what he was doing it, its a goddamn piledriver" dave chappelle is too much

[GuyWalker1219]

@1FeedTheBeast use the word nigga not nigger

[kabevabon]

2:51 dude got on ash's cap!

[nitro855]

I watched this in 2008 when I was 15 years old and can remember thinking 15 years old was old, now am 19 i think 15 is young  .its crazy hahahaha

[mrssj3]

@nitro855 2008 was 3 years ago? Did you not have a birthday untill late year or are you a time traveller

[nitro855]

@mrssj3 .....lol..yes!. am a time traveller and am here to say. the world ends in 2012 , thats why i came back here baby to warn everyone lmfaooo, jokes jokes. i was 15 when i first saw this video and can Remember thinking 15 was old, now am 19 ..and i think that 15 is so very young. U get me?///

[mrssj3]

@nitro855 kthxbai

[nitro855]

@mrssj3 ..ook your weird. Lol

.

[nitro855]

People might like me more if i turn myself into a white... goolish like creature ..HAHAhaahahah

[dingbat1410]

What Dave said about Elizabeth Smart is ignorant and insensitive. What a fucken asshole

[mixmaster3ceo]

@dingbat1410 Oh really? so wat about the 7 year old who was kidnapped by two crackheads and was left tied up in a crackhouse, who had to escape only by using her teeth and escaped, plus contacting the police and had them both arrested in under 45 minutes. But this 15 year old girl (a highschool student), who was only 8 miles, who was'nt tied up what watsoever was missing for 6 MONTHS. Do you even see the irony in that?

[dingbat1410]

@mixmaster3ceo Yeah I see the irony...but I don't think any differently about what I said

[mixmaster3ceo]

@dingbat1410 Eh, i can respect that.

[dingbat1410]

@mixmaster3ceo haha

[martinvaldez12]

"Pardon me miss, I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls?? x)

[rbrtchng]

Chappelle should be a news anchor lol

[kingsimba61]

this nigger knew what he was doin it was a goddamn piledriver oh hell nah

[01001000100]

4:01 for finger fuck people

[SabDaKing]

dave chappelle got fucked up by the american government, aka the free masons, aka the illuminati !! DAVE THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME MUCH RESPECT FROM A PAKISTANI IN SPAIN U MADE US REAL THUGS LAUGH HAHAHA THIS IS THE SHIT !!! hitting the beach looking for some BALL SUCKERS HAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaa but do you dsuck balls :D hahahahhaha

[Haseeebo]

@SabDaKing LOL!!! real thugs? Lmfaoo! Now THAT is comedy.

[leon3624]

Dave Chapelle needs more comedy specials

[KinduVborrd]

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to be rude, but......

[puredarkJ]

'how old is 15 really' part. Meaningful but funny as well:) LOL love it

[GrenadeCatcher]

do you suck........THESE BALLS

[teejaypainter20]

Micheal jackson watched this then died.. lol

[quackityquackers]

@teejaypainter20 :/ Not funny.

[Lanternfan619]

He knew it was a Goddamn PILEDRIVER!!! Someone get The Rock!

[georgemfr]

MJ live forever!

[chthonic123]

Sometimes I squeeze kittens too hard, or rather no, I don't.

[lkjh4433]

i think i see smiley faces floating behind that 'main concept' thing in the upper left hand corner, but i cannot be certain...

[emowashere]

LMAO bob villa

[gallarzo916]

"Fuck off me nigga, thats my bus stop, I'm going home."

[Xarscum]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTILL VID IS DONE.

what i'm sayin' is don't spoil yourself xD

[FunnyLimbo]

he is very seasoned, very good comedian

[YoxxSHIxx]

it was a goddamned pile driver lol

[Mesharialyahya]

that shit that he call his face. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool lmfao

[1theworldsbest]

kat williams aint got shit on dave chappell

[axeldx12]

amen

[llTURTLEll]

@1theworldsbest who the fuck is kat williams?

[liljinxxxy]

@1theworldsbest And Dave Chappell Ain't Got Shit On Richard Pryor.

Btw I Love All Of The But Don't Compare Em . Different Genres. Just Sayin.

[1theworldsbest]

@liljinxxxy lol ur full of shit no ones better than dave chappelle deal with it lmao X P

[liljinxxxy]

@1theworldsbest It's not just me saying. Richard pryor is a legend in the industry. every single one comedian was influenced by him ;).

[djdioxinify]

@1theworldsbest Richard Pryor is # 1 on Comedy Centrals Greatest Comedians of all time, Dave is #43, the youngest person on the list

[Pengaploopa]

@1theworldsbest Yeah, but the man's still hilarious :P

[hariniwodeyar]

"fuck off nigger that's my bus-stop" haha gotta be the best line of this video =)

[Papawowmac]

@hariniwodeyar I can tell you're white. It's "fuck off nigga that's my bus stop" not nigger..

[darkligerkidz2]

fuck off me nigga

[Jahkayhla]

Not that awkward when you realise this was made seven years ago. People die. That's what they do. Something that lasts longer than life doesn't make it awkward. Is it awkward to watch The Godfather because Marlon Brando is dead? No, it's not.

[CodyJJ1993]

Fuck off me nigga thats my bus stop!

[TheSadaqat786]

Bro got skills

[joshcowman]

get off me mother fucker.. thats my bus stop. 

[BigOldMrKnish]

this motherfucker's a genius!  xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[djkells3]

i always thought when he talked about the balls he said smooth as aids until like 3 weeks ago lmao

[INNACITYYOUTHS90002]

"c'mon Elizabeth think....think Elizabeth!!  LMAO

[dodoman121]

"You'l have to send the rock to arrest him" hahahahaha

[GoggleMan25]

FUCK OFF ME NIGGA THATS MY BUS STOP....I KNOW WHERE I'M AT, I'M GOIN HOME!

[alyxskyler]

When Elizabeth smart was kidnapped she was 14 and she was found 18 miles away from her house, not 8[9 months later]-and the 7yr old who chewed through the ropes was Erica Pratt-she chewed through tape not rope and broke a window and escaped-she was publicized alot-even being named Time magazines "person of the week" and she won a courage award from the US attorney general-not demeaning his point-just his facts are pretty off :)

[SamaraiMonster]

@alyxskyler it is not even about that Elizabeth Smart was 14.... Erica Pratt's 7... you mean to tell me a 14 year old cant even survive but a 7 year old can... it is tellin people.... these kids are acting defenseless... but cops wanna see who they wanna see... the kids who accidentally killed his sis or the daughter of his moms friend from doin wrestling moves... he got served as an adult.... but this girl could leave and all they said was... she is just a little girl

[alyxskyler]

@SamaraiMonster I wish people read :/ I said I wasnt dis meaning his point-JUST fixing his facts. Its stupid to try to make an opinion when you dont even know the facts.

[ThePewpewz]

@SamaraiMonster The kid who killed the girl stomped her out until her liver lacerated. Fucking "accident" my ass.

[lilfrenchfry14]

how old is 15 really??

[hoboishjoeishme]

the media controls much of what we see

[nyphix4321]

the thing about dave is he talks about real life every day topics, but makes it into comedy which is why the guys is fucking real none of this fake ass comedy shit you see the guy is real

[BallsMahoeny]

She was kidnapped at 4:00 and was at home watchin herself on the news at 5:30. lol

[jackiescute]

Dave Chappelle is a genius. This guy is very talented and educated. "For what it's worth got 8.3/10" and "Killin' them softly got 8.7/10" Kevin Hart is really funny but his stand up only got 7.2/10. That's how you know Dave Chappelle is so damn good.

[sexafiedable]

What's the story about R.Kelly and I guess a 15 year old girl? is it something to do with him having sex with an underaged girl? Or is it a rumor..

[MrTomstockton]

@sexafiedable it was on video,but r kelly was found unguilty,chappele ade a song about it pee on you

[SamaraiMonster]

wow, i remember that case, Amy Smart did not know where she was and she was 8 miles away... and all they kept sayin was, she is a little girl,

but then a black girl whos 7 gets kidnaped and actually survived hers and got away, and made it back home got no recognition..... wow!!!!! America is all messed up

[alyxskyler]

@SamaraiMonster she was given recognition-alot -.- do some research :/ the girls name was Erica Pratt-she was featured in Time magazine as person of the week and received an award from the US government attorney general, she was also recognized by the local police stations very well and was even named a role model by the media.

[bobeooo]

Fcuking Dave Chappelle is the realest Futher Mucker there is...

[YourMumaNator]

I guess she weren't so smart.

[PARRALTX]

I like how he exposes he Illuminati Industry with a sense of humor.

[pidginswatchout]

@PARRALTX I hope you're a troll. I really do, for your sake.

[PARRALTX]

@pidginswatchout mmm ok your awesome!

[Josiah909702]

@PARRALTX

Im glad Im not the only one who notices that

[PARRALTX]

@Josiah909702 yeah much love to Dave!

[RonnniB]

crack to smoke chocolate to eat

[EpicMintz]

"You got your gonorrhea infested pussy all in my face you started it!"

XD

[sheezks]

awkward watching this in 2011 when he said "and Michael if you're watching this"....

[Papawowmac]

@sheezks how ? lmao. i think you need to reconsider your definition of awkward.

[sheezks]

@Papawowmac because he's dead, and Dave said " Michael if you're watching this" how can he watch if he's dead unless he's like a zombie

[Papawowmac]

@sheezks I understand that, but that just doesn't seem very awkward. People die.

[boredfun91]

@sheezks He did this stand-up loooong before Michael was dead. With your logic at some point any stand-up is going to be "awkward" if they make any reference to a famous person; everyone dies eventually.

[nitro855]

@sheezks oh shit i forgot he was dead while watching fck!!!

[poltronafrau]

Smooth as aayyggss

[BlondieKido94]

Press 2

[elithastar]

People just don't know how funny this guy is... people all over kevin hart and katt williams dick because they're short and sound funny. But this cat is true to his shit, and that is COMEDY. Much love from D.C Dave

[nuts4nuts7]

@elithastar word. they suck

[nhattert]

@elithastar kevin hart is pretty funny its katt williams who need to stop comedy

[Josiah909702]

@elithastar

Best comedian, only one who can make me laugh consistently. Intelligent, perfect flowing comedy.

[skiggleboots]

@elithastar agreed. I can't understand what the hell Katt Williams is talkin' about half the time because everything is "I was f%$in' walkin' down the f$%%in' street and this mothafu%^a f%$^in said f$%$.." damn I also watched his stand-up on Comedy Central, and it was censored and all I heard were beeps with some words here and there.

[elithastar]

@skiggleboots lol... then you know exactly what i mean...

[DoubleAssClown]

@elithastar Come on, you can't say that Kevin Hart isn't funny.

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

@DoubleAssClown Kevin Hart isn't funny.

[DoubleAssClown]

@AceofSpad3sking1994 The fuck is wrong with you?

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

@DoubleAssClown I suffer from stage 4 cynical-asshole disease.

And I drink too much.

[DoubleAssClown]

@AceofSpad3sking1994 Hate Kevin Hart but you enjoy southpark, amazing.

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

@DoubleAssClown How can I hate a guy I never met? I just said IMO he isn't funny. Congratulations on the sarcasm.

[Iswearillpoop]

I think theyre all funny... Its stand up comedy not a religion lol

[zg2233]

@elithastar their both funny, just not "chappelle" funny

[MichaelBallack91]

That's how it always ends! "Yes I'll suck those balls". hahahaha

[demonmech]

"I'd rather get pissed on on the outside than fucked in the butt on the inside" xD

[mrfreshness2008]

27 people are mad because their balls aren't as smooth as eggs

[tommyeisner]

27 people got finger fucked.

[AhmadAAD]

They were fucking that Elizabeth Smart Girl and she liked it. That is why she didn't try to get away. How many 15 year old girls are getting gang raped by very likely to mediocre sized Penises. "Im Just Saying"

[czerepification]

@AhmadAAD I hope your kidding around, because that was a ridiculous comment. Rape is a violent act, and I remember the photos of that freak show, there is no way she enjoyed being in the same room with that thing, let alone having him force himself on her. If you were trying to be funny then disregard this comment.

[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[CorvusOfMellori]

Is that Aunt Viv at 8:33?

[JeramyTheGirl]

Piss will come off with a 10 minute shower, Im certain of it. WISE WORDS OF WISDOM :')

[steven0me1]

haha im 15 and finger fuckin

[pongsitchingy]

Haha, I can't go to jail with some smooth botox balls and think everythings just gonna be alright hahahaha!!!

[sunetulajunge]

"you got to stop blaming white peoole for your problems"... 10 mins... later rant about how black artists are sent to jail and some examples that came out of the blue. Another rant about the justice system... Hmm... Is it called hypocrisy?

[zounette99]

@sunetulajunge It might, I won't say it isn't. But it could also be for comedic effect. One does not negate the other...

[go8smosh]

@sunetulajunge I think you missed the line where he says its their fault (black community) because they celebrated too loud.

[sunetulajunge]

@go8smosh I'm sorry. I can't detect sarcasm over the internet so i'll assume your comment was sarcasm free. Can you really consider the celebration joke as a valid reason why black artists are being chased by the justice system? Maybe it's just me but i like to get my laughs from stand up comedians that do *only* stand up, and to get my life lessons from, i don't know, non-comedians.

[go8smosh]

@sunetulajunge I was actually kidding, because you were looking for seriousness out of a comedian. But then you said "Maybe it's just me but i like to get my laughs from stand up comedians that do *only* stand up, and to get my life lessons from, i don't know, non-comedians. " Is it called hypocrisy to talk about seriousness and then say you can't get seriousness from a comedian? And by the way, nothing wrong from getting life lessons from comedians.

[SweetCaramel7983]

@sunetulajunge comedy

[lout7]

27 people got pissed on by R. Kelly

[icedteaburst]

lol i was fingerfucking at fifteen also...epic times.

[unblended31]

botox on balls!!!!bwahahaha

[TheKennyCurtis]

Your 15 bitch ruuun! LMAO

[coreybusby]

Elizabith should've just grabbed the closest blunt or sharp object, waited till they got back and killed those mother fuckers.

Anybody else agree?

[SuperDaLINKwent]

smooth as eggs

[oddsquadred]

ID RATHER GET PISSED ON ON THE OUTSIDE THEN FUCKED IN THE BUTT ON THE INSIDE lmfao lolololol

[Rachulie]

i get what he's saying about 15. that shit is true. idk about in the valley but down in the south bitches had kids at 13.

[HolaBabyMilo]

im hitting that beach & looking for balls suckers lmfao0o0o

[EarLoOoOoOn]

stripper: your smoking is a health risk for me i don't wanna work in this kind of environment.

Dave: ...bitch you got your gonorrhea-infested pussy in my face you started it!

XD lawlz.

[WillyTung]

Can anybody confirm that 7 year-old rope story?

[csabin17]

@WillyTung It was a true story. The girl's name was Erica Pratt

[WillyTung]

@csabin17 Ah! I just looked her up. Turns out it was tape and not rope. Would have been some pretty strong teeth for a 7 year-old to gnaw through rope. Still an amazing story.

[RazaTheHacker]

Botox Balls ;D

[Crip420211]

ill break awayi will break away fuck off me nigga this my bus stop im going Home LOL

Pardon me miss, and I don&#