Israeli Power Struggle! gnooze February 12, 2009

[SuperOldsmobile1]

marta your pretty

[jiao3600]

good

[SHOHAMVANY]

מה זה היה?

what was that?

[AfricanAnime]

Yes rubber chicken on youtube!

Someone beat me to it!

[vtxtd2]

Hey, your info is sometimes accurate but your rendition of mugabe isn't. mugabe was hero until he decided to give do something about 0.01% while population owning 99.9% of the land. whites doen't like that idea and started saying... what your saying.....

[zepfan74]

it doesnt matter who is the prime minister of israel. their all zioinist scum who lobby our govt into wars that destroy our economy. who ever becomes the prime minister of israel is pretty much who is in charge of america too.

[skeetrosauce]

why was this spammed.

Right on brother.

Spread the truth, even if dumb motherfu**ers mark it spammed.

NO TO GLOBAL DOMINATION BY ELITES

[pewpewmigoo]

You know what fails to amaze? That people in this country have failed to understand. That in  half of a year our government has spent 2 trillion dollars.

[zqueenbean]

Thanks you Marta, I did not know the proper way to carry a rubber chicken. I will be carrying all my rubber chickens over my shoulder from now on.  ;)

[pukaman2000]

The only reason Pelosi is speaker of the house is that she knows how to ask money from people. She really does not have the qualifications. Harry Reid and his counter part Ensign are both rich bastards that are on the take of the casino's in Las Vegas.

[michaelalbert]

Well, at least those Israeli names sounded Russian.

Clyde P. Legg

[ZachsMind]

I think Nancy Pelosi's smile is thanks to botox.

[ujdo]

I got an Annie gram once when my mom died. She wouldn't stop signing Tomorrow so I kicked her out and didn't tip her. ;)

[stargirlsusan]

thnx for uploading relly funy and nice work like always

[drkangravewing]

The only gnooze I need! ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, etc. don't need um. Make me mad, Grrrrrrrrrrr. Gnooze make me happy ;-)

[observationmode]

so i mixed up the letters like you told me to in this video (you were talking to me right?) anyhow, here's what i got ... zenoog, gozone, gonezo and ogzone. now what?

[saturateu]

not the best....

[TheReceptionist]

Love me some Gnooze. I do. Truly. Marta!

[KlaxonCow]

The first time I heard the name "Tzipi Livni" on TV, I misheard and thought the news guy had said "Zippy Lippy".

Which sounds like an ironic nickname you'd give to someone who talks way too much - "hey, Zippy Lippy, zippy your lippy and shut the f*** up already!".

And Tsvangirai's name so perfectly fits Rolf Harris's "Sun Arise" song that whenever his name gets mentioned, I can't help but have the song play in my head: "Tsvangirai, bring in the morning. Tsvangirai, come with the dawning."

[KlaxonCow]

(It's an Aussie themed song - if you don't know it, then search "Sun Arise" here on YouTube to hear what I mean.)

Sorry, these comments are just totally random and meaningless, aren't they?

Unfortunately, that's just how my brain works.

You eventually get used to it, when it's inside your own skull. You basically have to. ;D

[roccman2003]

u rocc!

[jx14aby]

Bravo once again!

i still can't believe obama hasn't called. i'd want you to be my press secretary!

[Sharon1000000]

lol its true

Method of election here sucks!!

now they want to change it

actually i realize why its so complicated

it was never before that the elected party(center-left) and the national camp(right) are Different

i can say in 80% netanyahu is the new PM

[jdjdbig]

Carmello toast

Now that's a tasty anagramized name!

[rafterman055]

LOL,,,I love the news here.

[djbuck1]

Btw, how is Mr. Baboon doing now that the new administration has collected all the water boards? ;-)

[bbrand5150]

you rock,,,

[tenagliac]

Excellent characterizations. Close elections are the most fixed kind. So then some "impartial" arbiter can be the tie breaker. Whoever wins will be the puppet of ????

[MillionthUsername]

Was mikma really here? One of these days I'm going to ask for proof.

I think Mugabe is moonlighting as Mubama's economic adviser. He's explaining to him how to transition from billion-dollar notes to trillion-dollar ones. "You see, you just change the b to tr..."

[SuperiorMind]

BWahaha! (^O^)

Sometimes I think I shouldn't laugh but you make bad things sound so amusing.

[grahammoorhead]

Graham was here too!

You're the winners, you're number one! :P

[rgarrow92]

Wow Marta I don't understand how your shows keep getting better pretty soon they will be so good that my head will explode so tone down the quality a bit. For my sake

[mikma]

mikma was here

[jettbugg]

I just LOVE you!! Happy Valentines Day...;D

[Quindal]

they're not "moderate republicans" they are "American Traitors"

[redbrest]

isnt marta fantastic?

Yes she is, pretty fantastic! :D

She dose a good newscast to.

Thanks from all the boys Marta,keep em coming

[gnooze]

Thank YOU! You're really too kind. :)

[SonomaDave1]

Ur vids are always winners. I like it when you slip in a new pic into your intro mix. And you thought we didnt notice.

[gnooze]

I was wondering... ;)

[SonomaDave1]

Also noticed it a week or two ago and forgot to mention it (I figured you already knew).

[P00P0STER0US]

Maybe he'll end up on Oprah. Or skinnydipping with Muammar al-Gaddafi.

[gnooze]

AAAAAAAAAAH! MENTAL ERASER!!!!

*rubs forehead vigorously*

OLD NASTY DICTATORS?! SWIMMING NAKED!!? AAAGH!

[xChriiss]

isnt marta fantastic?

=]

[PsyogiBottoms]

Yes she is, pretty fantastic! :D

[gnooze]

You guys are making me blush here!

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. You're too nice. :)

[strav12]

Pelosi shouldda run for President...nah?! Thanks for the critique...again!

[mike8494]

Cool Marta your the Best ;-) Mike

[gnooze]

Hi Mike!!! :)

[edAVP1138]

Where in the world is Robert Mugabe??!?!?!?

[elynittria]

whats all the stuff about the cobbled together american legislation?

[womblefree]

Good news lets hope our ignorant arses dont get buggerd lol, really cant help being cynical because its true good vid

[ShipwreckedSOS]

Excluding Barack Obama, I think it's a bad idea to elect leaders with made-up names.

[Loreki]

Plus given that lots of states aren't happy to let him in their countries, the possibilities for a where mugabi game quickly decline.

[geekyvince]

that wouldn't make for a good waldo unless it was a halloween themed one.

[1teaga]

while i greatly enjoy your humor marta, i have quit watching your show primarily because you address mainly the distracting talking points put forth by the mainstream media and disregarding the real issues such as the foreign powers that have take over our country.

Very recently 21 of our fine states in this fine country have Resolutions declaring the 10th amendment has been violated and are declaring SOVEREIGNTY! THAT IS REAL NEWS! NOW THAT IS A SHOW I'D WATCH!

[gnooze]

I'm sorry the show is no longer up your alley. I don't see the mainstream media spending time on a lot of the stories I include. Maybe it doesn't seem like it, but I deliberately eschew the "news" comprised solely of soundbites and hearsay.

I think there's a need for people to uncover the really buried ones, but this show is - by design - about satirizing the worthwhile news of the day. It would be near impossible to break news AND satirize news events at the same time.

[tenebrislux6969]

Right on Marta. Your satires of the news make me laugh, but it also makes me think of how stupid and thoughtless the human race really is. Don`t be discouraged by nay sayers. Keep on grinding away. Some day you will convert everyone

[gnooze]

Also, I think it's worth noting that news of the Israeli elections and China's economy et al isn't worthless. It might be "obvious" news, but I believe hearing of it and being informed is still valuable.

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to comment & I hope to see you around from time to time.

[mangobanna]

I love how Mugave is waving a rubber chicken around.

[gnooze]

I didn't even know I was doing it until I saw it, but I like the way I sling the chicken over my shoulder like a male model with a jacket. Bwhahahaha.

[darkherokaze]

The Nancy smile, and the "at least I'm not a creepy, shadowy figure" both made me laugh out loud.

[gnooze]

Hooray! :)

[PiFan7]

Your Pelosi face is spot on!

[ShipwreckedSOS]

Marta's Pelosi face is great for sure. Maybe just a little more with the crazy eyes.@v@.

[gnooze]

Oooh, you're right. Crazeeee eyes would be a nice touch. Next time!

[captainspaulding17]

"a rag man" is an anagram for the word anagram..........

[Northern5tar]

Netanyahu makes "A nut hyena"

But whats in a name.

Marta Costello makes "a tall cost more"

Now you know why youre short lol

[gnooze]

Damn. I didn't know my parents were so cheap.

[WeskJago]

hahahaha i so wanna hangout with you someday. you're too fun lol

[gnooze]

I should have a party for gnooze viewers. That would be fun!

[EverybodyStayCalm]

Gnooze party...? I'm in.

[tenebrislux6969]

me too

[Joseppi2007]

love!

[sopeauh]

I love anagrams :D

[ShipwreckedSOS]

Re: Anagrams are great right? (ie.the hundreds in the series LOST.(stupid Ben and his evil schemes!))

[gnooze]

Ethan Rohm!

[auamoti]

Zimbabwe .. so true its sad but i still laugh

[gnooze]

If you don't laugh, you can only cry about it.