I'm So Sick of the Bullshit

[13greenproductions]

uh so uh i was at the store and uh...are you retarded? no,seriously are you??

[FindTheBody]

Definitely agree. I make it a point to, when I first meet someone, treat them like we've been friends for month. Skip all the bullshit pleasantries of "first conversations", cut the awkwardness, be outright and comfortable. That method's gotten me more worthwhile friends and meaningful relationships than the mindgames ever could.

[acuraracing86]

are u mentally challenged

[wildcaterpieappeared]

No billy im not gonna rate this video 5 stars

No billy im not gonna comment this video

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks Who is telling you that you can't just say what your intentions are? You are just reaffirming that one cannot. You Should Have just gone up to her and said "I find you attractive, I would like to sleep with you.." bc clearly you creeped her out MORE by doing what you did. And just a tip, hopefully she didn't see this vid, bc talking about slitting bitches throats, and murdering women isn't generally the way to their hearts - but you probably won over a few angry blokes.

[billyblackattacks]

@FishBowlEndTimes we both know a guy shouldnt go up to a girl and tell her his true intentions, she would mace his ass (generally speaking) and I won over plenty angry blokes

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks Females aren't fools dear :) We already generally know anyhow what's on your mind and what your intentions are, and actually, I can tell you that while it is certainly embarrassing when a guy does come up and directly say what's on his mind, it is also flattering and commendable, for it makes him stand out from the others, and shows him as being honest and courageous.

[billyblackattacks]

@FishBowlEndTimes no no no. you dont get what Im saying. Im not just saying we walk over say your hot and that we would like to lay you. whats really on a guys mind is horrible and disgusting

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks Yeah, yeah yeah... Whatever. If you can't say what is on your mind then you are living in fear, and only becoming more and more alienated each and everyday. You Never Know, what is going on in her mind might be pretty fucking horrible and disgusting as well. You aren't the only one living in this fucked up, sick and twisted, freak show of a reality.

[billyblackattacks]

@FishBowlEndTimes living in fear? mother fucker I make videos about enjaculating inside of women all the time, Im not shy. the point being made in this vid that in our society its not regarded as acceptable for a guy to say he wants sex in the first sentence to a girl. and it will only be acceptable if every guy starts doing that all at once. otherwise YES it will hurt your chances if youre a girl who likes for a guy to say everything up front then god bless ya your doing gods work

[billyblackattacks]

@FishBowlEndTimes but your counter parts are not so accepting, so I can either pander to how this world works and almost always get laid, by lying and hiding my true thoughts, or throw it all out there to make a point and maybe get laid with a freak like me or get slapped in the face

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks Better to just lay it on the line, for your own sanity and future happiness, for if you do lie and get laid, and lets say it is the hottest damn sex that you ever had, you are only setting yourself for 10 fold hot future misery and hell.. For then you are just living a lie, and living in fear that the truth will get out there, and no doubt, as it always does, Truth will poke its ugly little head out like the birth of a demon and scream bloody murder right when least desired..

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks And then all of it will just be seen in vain for a few lousy minutes of "hot sex" with a girl who's name you might not even remember, or whom a year or two on down the line you will say, "What the hell was I bloody thinking? I have NO idea what I saw in her..." Good things are worth waiting for... We cannot force reality or change the truth... Plus to lie is basically conceding that the other is better than you, when that probably isn't what you want to be saying at all...

[FishBowlEndTimes]

@billyblackattacks You see, we can play life like a game of poker, & we can say that we have a royal flush, & we might win a few rounds, but in the game of life the table never gets cleared, the stakes only get higher, & at anytime one can go back to the previous game and call our bluff... And in so doing & bluffing we are merely building our castle out of a deck of cards, where at anytime, the big bad wolf might come & blow them all down, for all it takes is for one to fall to the ground...

[thebitterbuffalo]

Your eyes move around in a strange way when you look at the camera. I don't like it. Please kill yourself.

[billyblackattacks]

@thebitterbuffalo lol ok that made me laugh asshole

[ichosethisname]

I find you attractive. I would like to sleep with you, and I'd be willing to have you creampie my vagina to achieve that goal.

[scarykidtessa]

i'd hook you up with that girl!

haha,sounds like a good way to get a date

[zConnection]

So true. I've been rejected before and the fucking alternatives were goddamn bald midgets and fat fucks with teeth coming out all angles like a motherfucker. Come on, I'm good looking compared to that and at least I've got a fucking sense of humour!

[billyblackattacks]

*nods head in absolute agreement*

[PanayotiProductions]

im guessing ur single again billy? jk.

[billyblackattacks]

you are correct sir!

[PanayotiProductions]

hahahhahahah

[stoplookinatmyscreen]

I've had these exact thoughts for a long time now. We all just gotta bullshit and kick a fuckin can around when it comes to pussy, but everybody knows what we really want.

[13Cadavre13]

But you still sound upset (despite the fact you don't give a fuck) )))

[billyblackattacks]

I always sound upset and angry...its my personality lol

[13Cadavre13]

By the way, how is the montage of your 2nd aniversary "Billy the Movie Black" going? )))

[ccofmight]

lol I agree fully. . . and what's with the old man impression lmaoXDXD

[djfuzzems]

Creampie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! hahahahah

[NR92CP]

You're a dumbass.

[ilanw18]

Great stuff! I'm definitely going up to someone this weekend and saying "I find you attractive, I would like to sleep with you and I'd be willing to pay for food and entertainment to achieve that goal." Maybe she'll appreciate my honesty.

[ghettoandroid]

i blame the christians

[LaurenWalker1988]

You are quite simply amazing! me and my flatmate are preparing you a little video a some point, watch this space ;) much uk love x x x

[Steagan]

i love your videos dude i cant say it enough lol.

5/5 because this video is so fucking true!!!

[mohalsahli]

dude, the old guy voice is hillarious

and cheers for creampies

[canttouchthis3223]

your always talking about how your fucking girls and dating them and stuff. i thought you had a girlfriend? lol

[billyblackattacks]

no we just broke up a month or so ago..so Im cutting loose

[AFANARCHIST]

yeah billy taste the freedom! o.O O.o

[ChrisSRApplePie]

haha, F@cking A man, i'm tired of walking on eggshells when talking to some chick i like. It'd be easier if we all just go straight to the point and cut all the middle man bullsh*t like talking about our interests, or some movie in the theaters, ect. It'd be easier just to them, "hello my name is *insert name here*, and i am interested in continuing my lineage, would you be interested in allowing me to create a heir with your consent?...*please sign here if you accept*...lol

[oblivion292]

I'm 100% guilty for being full of bullshit when I talk to girls... One day I want to walk up to this hot chick at my job and be like "ya know....I think your fucking hot... can I please just fuck you doggystyle and bust a giant load on your face? I promise I'll do anything you want me to"

*sigh* why does this shit gotta be so difficult?

[billyblackattacks]

*nods in total agreement*

[billyblackattacks]

no she didnt get me kicked out, my friend who works there thought I wouldnt show my face there anymore in fear of embarrassment around that girl and the point was I dont give a fuck lol

[manbearpig1962]

lol "every man, woman, and child is a fucking pervert" so true

[missbrijimenez94]

I love the impersonation of your friend's voice

[billyblackattacks]

he really does kinda sound like that too

[Mannypacquia0]

wow yeah i hate when fags get all pissy over some small jokes. but i mean some people are fags and get all bitchfitted

[RamHatx]

agree with Mannypacquia0

[Mannypacquia0]

thanks, i mean little jokes that arent even like real or ment to be, and people still get all pissed off. its soo gay

[gitarmats]

Billy, you always make me laugh! hilarious video, man!

and yeah if everyone just said they're intentions things would be a lot easier!

[christygurl06]

love it and very true

[ZeroError101]

true

[Defenders0fCreation]

That would be so Awesome if we could just say whatever we wanted to say. hell...first off it would delete a lot of drama...secondly it would make things quicker in almost all aspects and lastly...it would simply be KICK ASS! thanks for all the great vids man. and also thanks again for puttin up my song in your vlogs. cant wait till the next upload! keep it up!

[Rendorian]

You are a hero my friend and if justice were to be served, you would have over a million subscribers.

[sugalips9135]

I love you so much~! hahaha :)lol and yes were all perverts!

[OnCall101Villa]

is your facebook for irl friends or fans?

[billyblackattacks]

irl my myspace is for fans

[ChrisTheSpiritOfGods]

i love your vids:)

[TheJWS]

billy, i never cease to shit my self laughing everytime i hear you speak the truth

[rushyking]

i did it once and it ended up me with a black eye and her boifriend having a sore hand. fuck him. his dirty ass skank girlfriend at the counter. clean up on aisle 11 biatch cause im gonna mess you up.

[billyblackattacks]

yea cause you are one of the rare ones to do it.. Im saying if EVERYONE followed suit. then itd be the norm and everyone would be happy

[jadebrew]

Creampies!

[AmurgAprins]

You spoke the truth  ,but funny like hell .

[maepumpkin]

billy black ya make me laugh fool <3

[PlottingYourDeath]

Haha..motherfuckers already do that to me...they don't give a fuck around here. It's really fucking annoying telling these assholes fuck no and get that shit out my face all the time.

[billyblackattacks]

well I didnt say anything about the guy exposing himself lol and if they just said their intentions and when you said no they LEFT and didnt mess with you anymore or wave their penis at you... I think itd be pretty cool

[PlottingYourDeath]

lmao they don't expose themselves to me I just say get that shit out my face whenever they come up talking that bullshit.

[billyblackattacks]

yea they expose themselves, you just dont notice it or theyre really really small. Im still expecting a vid from you girl!

[i4mat]

those bastards

but, hilary duff? haha

you weren't thinkin of the big picture

hilary avril electra fox sammich ;)

[ilovejasperhale88]

LOVE THE VID! it would be nice to know which guys suck and which ones are awesome lol : )

[i4mat]

Have you seen The Invention of Lying(2009)?

If not, you should definitely watch it, I can give you a link to a high definition streaming copy, everyone in that movie tells truth right off the bat.

"Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.

Mark Bellison: That... makes me think of your vagina "

If you're interested send me a message.

[billyblackattacks]

lol I know about that movie and when it came out it pissed me off because like a year ago or more I made a vid about imagining a world where no one could lie except me and I even say "hilary duff if you dont have sex with me right now you will die" they totally stole my idea man!

[evenidontkno12]

xD amazing

[jacksonp1208]

Hahah its so true!

[ZMoulton]

You sound like a mate of mine...This was very good.

[Chrishawk4]

Another great video Billy. I look forward to watching your videos. You should post videos more often.

[berushogun]

that would be so ease

[GoucheGizmo]

AMAZING VIDEO ROFL!

[billyblackattacks]

THANK YOU! I was afraid it was a dud by a couple of the comments

[Kerrnon]

Nothing but pervert related videos. That's kind of random. I don't really associate you with Naruto and Love Hina, Billy. :(

[billyblackattacks]

....what? are you saying Im not your style?

[Kerrnon]

@billyblackattacks

Not at all, I love your style. I just find the related videos very odd.

[billyblackattacks]

OH lol yea cause my tags for my vids are always really weird... I dont know where the fuck naruto came from tho

[BellENDwanKer]

It seems like your reading something, your eyes always go back and forward..

[billyblackattacks]

yea I notice that too, Im obviously not because if I were I wouldnt stop to think of what Im saying next. I think its because Im not looking at someone, just a webcam so Im constantly looking for something to look at while I yell

[sofnsable]

XD ROFLL

[ZelmoJr]

lmfao!

funniest guy ever

[abysslord16]

I LOVE BOOBS!