one time when i was little i needed to use the bathroom and walked in there and smaked my head on the counter that shit heart like a bitch just recently have i decided to go back in there since i was four. now im almost 18
7 people fear the machine. Nerds acting freakish trying not to admire the (robot) woman. You don't pay wages, overtime or vacation it just works. Funny, the thing can't read... hasn't heard of T-2 upgrades? I get that.
That's cool, but I wish the video made it clear if the robot was autonomous. From the language processing I'm assuming it's not - if it was that would be a major advance! But even if this is a remote control situation it's very impressive engineering - the locomotion and power management alone are excellent.
At first I was like haha thats funny how its rolling around with its little bag. Then I realized, holly crap imagine what would happen if terrorists got their hands on our little friend here!
Jurry-rigged? Are you serious? nothing about that seems jury-rigged at all. It definitely uses the same technology as a segway but I doubt they just hastily strapped cameras on a segway and sent it of on its marry way. To control a robot from that great a distance requires some good engineering.
It certainly attracted a fair bit of attention, but as with all things I'm sure it'll be commonplace quickly - its only been 15-20 years since mobile phones looked a little odd hanging off peoples ears in the street, now its totally normal.
Its not difficult to imagine this happening first in California!
In this video, a robot orders a scone. But in the future, all menial tasks will be performed by robots.
Thus, in the future, robots will go into coffee shops to order scones from robots, all scones and robots and coffee shops having been made or built by other robots.
Anything that helps humanity from doing mundane chores is a good thing. (Like factory painting robots) We have so much work that needs to be done and slave labor isn't a good thing. Now, the engineer has time to do other things and be happily fed.
It still has one flaw, much like the episode of big bang theory where sheldon creates a similiar robot. No arms to open doors. But it's still an interesting first step
Wow! Makes me want a QB to run errands. They really should have a model with modest cargo capacity and a secure money dispenser. I totally would have done this too if I was working for Anybots! The future has arrived!
i would be trippen the hell out if would of worked their and if i was stoned out of my mind i would slap my self to make your im not dreaming lol
datsmyw0rd 1 month ago
LOL, "Must be some crazy Google thing."
TaiChiKnees 1 month ago
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
NyrinTriball 4 months ago
Oh, Robot. I thought it was Robert and wondered why 137,000 people would want to watch Robert order a scone. This was OK, too.
notawuss 5 months ago
one time when i was little i needed to use the bathroom and walked in there and smaked my head on the counter that shit heart like a bitch just recently have i decided to go back in there since i was four. now im almost 18
132oink 7 months ago
"must be some google thing" ...google the answer to all our conundrums
thejam200 7 months ago
7 people fear the machine. Nerds acting freakish trying not to admire the (robot) woman. You don't pay wages, overtime or vacation it just works. Funny, the thing can't read... hasn't heard of T-2 upgrades? I get that.
DudleyaSetchellii 9 months ago
Someone obviously didn't have the time to leave the lab for a snack. Kudos. :)
SciStarborne 10 months ago
I know it is controlled by a person but the illusion of a super polite robot is pretty heartwarming. I like him.
EdHaigh 10 months ago 3
Does it come more often by now? :D
GortosXtreme 10 months ago
This is the best thing ever.
myaccountofsorts 10 months ago
What does it do?
Shalek 1 year ago
It begins...
jonasfeld 1 year ago
One berry scone please................. and a 'Phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range'.
Martian74 1 year ago
Hmm...need to install bomb for anti-kidnapping self-destruct.
DrD0000M 1 year ago
THat is awesome.
zellfalcon31 1 year ago
lol epic your on stumble!!!
mdnnickb 1 year ago
So this isn't a remote controlled robot?
Krafterr4 1 year ago
The bow-tie is just the icing on the cake.
Jabels24 1 year ago
amazing how everyone treats the robot like a kid, opening doors and shit
AbbeyRoadFortyLicks 1 year ago
@AbbeyRoadFortyLicks Because it has the capability to safely open doors.
Gigaspine7 1 year ago
on the news
royalove100 1 year ago
"For here or to go?" hahahah :D
husermarcio2 1 year ago 7
"For here or to go?" hahahah :D
husermarcio2 1 year ago
Can't someone KID-NAP the robot? That would suck because then that guy would be out 15k
coast2coast6 1 year ago
@coast2coast6 Exactly what i thought.Kind of a bummer :\
Luxeron 1 year ago
goodie, less of a reason to get out of the house :D
danamoult 1 year ago
He just abSCONEded from that coffee shop :)
halveyp 1 year ago 2
I live in M View and I can tell you this is one of the cities with more geeks by square ft than any country.
3dfreak2000 1 year ago
I wouldn't have as much trust as this lady did. That robot would get stolen anywhere outside of a place like Mountainview.
mothflavour2 1 year ago
humanity is doomed, google has become self aware
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Nopum 1 year ago
think any kind of defense mechanism would pop out if someone tried to mug the robot for its scone?
wingtorn 1 year ago
That's cool, but I wish the video made it clear if the robot was autonomous. From the language processing I'm assuming it's not - if it was that would be a major advance! But even if this is a remote control situation it's very impressive engineering - the locomotion and power management alone are excellent.
gribbly 1 year ago
People this is the future... robots and AI!
CrazyEurazion 1 year ago
Fat people can now get fatter, yay.
JanisXAChambers 1 year ago 5
I, for one, welcome our new scone-loving robot overlords.
somecallmespock 1 year ago 8
@somecallmespock dammit, I was just about to write that, haha.
Bdnz 1 year ago
i really wonder when we'll see it on big bang theory.... XD
aterXIII 1 year ago
At first I was like haha thats funny how its rolling around with its little bag. Then I realized, holly crap imagine what would happen if terrorists got their hands on our little friend here!
TonyFbaby87 1 year ago
and the hikikomoris rejoiced
joeldny 1 year ago
Anyone else wonder if they jury-rigged a Segway scooter to make it?
rhazer 1 year ago
@rhazer
Jurry-rigged? Are you serious? nothing about that seems jury-rigged at all. It definitely uses the same technology as a segway but I doubt they just hastily strapped cameras on a segway and sent it of on its marry way. To control a robot from that great a distance requires some good engineering.
TonyFbaby87 1 year ago
Awesome - did anybody follow it back home?!
It certainly attracted a fair bit of attention, but as with all things I'm sure it'll be commonplace quickly - its only been 15-20 years since mobile phones looked a little odd hanging off peoples ears in the street, now its totally normal.
Its not difficult to imagine this happening first in California!
H3liosphan 1 year ago
Dr. Sheldon Cooper ???
orelhossaurus 1 year ago 2
And so it begins...
mason4300 1 year ago
It's Happening.
Ad1rtytub3s0ck 1 year ago 3
now robots are doing small tasks for humans... but soon humans will be doing small tasks for the master robots...
laughing31 1 year ago 5
I can't wait to get one up here in CANADA ,Slap some chains on the wheels and send it to the beer store! that's what I'm talkin aboot!!
mastersk8r 1 year ago
@mastersk8r
The way Canada is, you'll probably have to wait until your robot is 19 years old.
ahigo 1 year ago
First a scone..
THEN THE WORLD
SoMahn 1 year ago 78
In this video, a robot orders a scone. But in the future, all menial tasks will be performed by robots.
Thus, in the future, robots will go into coffee shops to order scones from robots, all scones and robots and coffee shops having been made or built by other robots.
ROBOTS.
WubwubDubstep 1 year ago
@Creepygirl7116 Tell your friend they rock :D
mrjimmyos 1 year ago
"Is that for here or to go?" Sales droid meets shopping droid!
achoiusa 1 year ago 6
this video is amazing... i didn't know that pedestrians in mountain view actually wait at red lights.
wafflesofbutter 1 year ago 5
Hahah, that's so neat.
kasuskasus 1 year ago
I need one so I can sit at home all day and buy scones!
Natdaprat 1 year ago
This guy is a photographer? He can't hold a camera straight. Tuck in your elbows, man!
So the owner of the machine is visible from the little screen, and he's the one talking? I gotta dissect one of these.
PrototypeClex 1 year ago
It would have been hilarious if someone stole the $5 and the robot couldn't pay.
killermickle 1 year ago
OH My GOD!! SKYNET............seems awfully nice doesn't he?
Robo-apocalypse may not be so bad after all.....
GrizzlerBorno 1 year ago
not a robot, webcam with wheels
lifehackertips 1 year ago
Silly robot! You don't even have taste buds or a digestive system!
jmacaldo83 1 year ago 2
I want one!!!! Where can u get this?
giginapjac 1 year ago
I WANT 4!
DTevr89 1 year ago
Lol to here or to go.
deadmeh 1 year ago
if this was in new york, i woulda been robbed that robot for that scone!
projectpaki 1 year ago
This is one of the ugliest robots ive ever seen..wheres ASIMO when you need him
supra16 1 year ago 3
Perhaps the R&D department could program a robot to film the other robot ordering a scone, because the humans tasked with the job suck!
allergic2cubicles 1 year ago 4
This video is 4:21 too long
ashj1981 1 year ago
every terrorist will want one of these
eujeeves 1 year ago
@eujeeves terrorists may want one but USE useful idiots instead.
DudleyaSetchellii 1 year ago
Invasion of the hipster robots.
covcomm1 1 year ago
I'd steal the robot's cash and scone and give the robot a roundhouse kick
bhrzali 1 year ago
you know this means longer lines dont you
slasherzone 1 year ago
must be some one from google or facebook :)
XATALIX 1 year ago
I'm surprised no one came by, picked it up and ran off with it. Oh wait... Mountain View, CA.. nevermind. Not surprised anymore.
ChewbacasThong 1 year ago 2
A Robot Sconed.
robbiekhandotcodotuk 1 year ago
fake viral video attempts are geh
nightseifer 1 year ago
<- Assembly line worker = 9 years.
Anything that helps humanity from doing mundane chores is a good thing. (Like factory painting robots) We have so much work that needs to be done and slave labor isn't a good thing. Now, the engineer has time to do other things and be happily fed.
Don't fear the robot.
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DudleyaSetchellii 1 year ago
lazy ppl ftw
Rolacon 1 year ago
It still has one flaw, much like the episode of big bang theory where sheldon creates a similiar robot. No arms to open doors. But it's still an interesting first step
toyotaboyhatman 1 year ago
"Is that for here or to go?" - great line!
neildurbin 1 year ago
well i for one welcome our scone-eating robot overlords!
pogoxm4 1 year ago 4
For god sake, attach your camera to a hen's head to stabilize the image! I almost threw up my scone!
reivaxparis 1 year ago
I gotta get one of those! :)
AbsintheSyringe 1 year ago
Great......more unemployment....
kraqus 1 year ago
@kraqus Or... more employment to build these bots.
My mind is full of fuck!
mathfreak123 1 year ago
seems more like a really tall r/c car with A/V than a robot, but ok... kinda neat... for the barista. xD
colinmacdonell 1 year ago
that will be the norm oneday
shownowt 1 year ago
Made possible by Anybots and Google (for providing the city-wide wifi)
glucoseboy 1 year ago
WTF America?!
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woah wtf i was there that day...hella missed it
TheJakester777 1 year ago
Best day at work ever.
-the cashier. (no really, that's me.)
greencow423 1 year ago 101
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zimaddiction 1 year ago
@greencow423 Good luck with your acting gig
covcomm1 1 year ago
@greencow423 You get extra points for the Johnny Five reference.
xxRazorJadexx 1 year ago
@greencow423
"is that for here or to go?"
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radookoo1 1 year ago 18
@greencow423 bull frickin horse shit
willtkaczuk 11 months ago
Fail someone who will steal robot. and Too lazy !!!
MrJohn1966elliott 1 year ago
should have kept following it
TheOneFreeMan77 1 year ago
useless piece of technology that's probably 10 years behind any japanese robotics....
xxx4everxxx 1 year ago
@xxx4everxxx This kind of technology probably doesn't seem useless to this kid: watch?v=VtKJhz6pnwE
IdleMindEE 1 year ago
reminds of the scene in star wars when the droids walk in. "we dont serve YOUR KIND in here" :-P
todd3293 1 year ago 6
Wow! Makes me want a QB to run errands. They really should have a model with modest cargo capacity and a secure money dispenser. I totally would have done this too if I was working for Anybots! The future has arrived!
serendipitygeek 1 year ago 3
@serendipitygeek It would be great if it could spit out exact change.
astronautg117 1 year ago
Fucking robots. First our scones, then our women.
crackorjackzors 1 year ago 8
First they want scones. Next they want Sarah Connor.
palehorse44 1 year ago 3
First dislike. Fuck yeah.
ForeverTrombone 1 year ago
THOSE ARE MY SCONES.
GIVE THEM BACK YOU ARE A ROBOT.
YOU DON'T EVEN EAT SCONES.
Hamhaxx 1 year ago 6
Anybody else realize we're in the future now?
JohnnyTaped 1 year ago 4
SKYNET in 3....2......1.....
koji8123 1 year ago
Should have mugged the robit!
ablinddeafman 1 year ago
My order was foiled by stairs!
kingofcars101 1 year ago
DAT ULTIMATE COCOONING DEVICE
rhettnyedotorg 1 year ago
Aaaaaaaand are you accepting applications?
thatcasiokid 1 year ago
that was baller.
SigurTibbs 1 year ago
"For here or to go?"
oed 1 year ago 2
Priceless.
nedsanster 1 year ago
@Creepygirl7116
You are an autonomous robot. The only difference is you're made out of meat instead of metal. Now stop complaining.
eniram 1 year ago
Try that in NYC
idlewild 1 year ago
Do you relaize what kind of amazing impact this technology will have...on the scone industry?
InuvikPhil 1 year ago 114
@InuvikPhil i can see it... scones... everywhere...
chinesekid05 1 year ago
I wish it was actually an autonomous robot and not just a remote controlled stick figure with no arms.
EmeraldFalcon89 1 year ago
Steve Jobs has to get his coffee somehow.
MysteriousFeet 1 year ago
The integration has already begun...
NikTheJew 1 year ago
hah, It's like a primitive version of Surrogates.
NikoKun 1 year ago 2
"For here or to go" hahaha
sieruk64 1 year ago
Should have asked, "Does Sarah Connor work here?"
baraqiyal 1 year ago
That is awesome!
timbrocato 1 year ago
Oh my goodness! This is wonderful, just wonderful!
chriswales19 1 year ago
omg i love this hahah
650ashley 1 year ago
Aaron, that is absolutely nuts!
musicforoxygen 1 year ago