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  • lmao!

    

  • Can't get over how GORGEOUS you look in this video. My god... please do a tutorial. What moisturizer? What blush?? TEll uss...

  • @PeaceUdo Have you ever been to my site TkoSkin? Im coming out with the "Famous Face Pack" it is my skin routine. Join the mailing list so you will be the first to know :)

    -Tko

  • @TonyaTko Yes I love your website. I will sign up for the mailing list because I have been wanting to buy but don't even know where to start LOL

  • Shut up

  • oh man I laughed so hardd !

  • 11:17 lmfaoooo!

  • 9:08 lmaooo

  • i hear a lot of scandinavian men sit down to pee. i guess they have the right idea.

  • I once fell into the toilet because my father forgot to put the seat down. It was really disgusting and I would think it would have become a habit putting the seat down by now. It never crossed my mind to check before I sat down.

  • men are so disgusting eww with their penises they cant control. they need a splint to control it!

  • this vid is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so much! And what you say here 12:41 is SO TRUE ! If that happens that's how you definitely know you've been there too long :))))

  • @tonyatko, not sure about this, but someone had told me that urine [on a seat] is harmless once it's dried.... not sure if it's true, but I sometimes do sit depending on WHERE I am [usually not in public b-rooms] after laying down paper lol. Because a lot of females squat [and I think that's why there is urine on the seat to begin with], I kick the seat up after I finish in bathrooms... since they're squatting anyways.

  • I dont bout the niggas you been wid but my dick is nuttin like dat and i can control it

  • lol @ droppin dueces.

  • OMG ms. TKO you is a mess lol i love your videos sooo much it really puts a smile on my face ive never had a big sister so i really do feel like your my youtube big sis <3 haha

    thanks for everything and being so fabolous

    *snap snap hair flip*

  • Ur Hilarious 

  • @6:18 I did that when I was 6years old the first time I had to take a dump in school... and no one ever taught me to, I just knew kids used to piss all over the seat on purpose.

  • With that type of ass you need more more paper to cover hahaaha

  • You r just too cute and adorable. Lol but love that u keep it real.

  • I just simply LOVE YOU. :)

  • I am a man that lives alone and I always leave the toilet seat down.

  • Oh no no no... Tonya, I completely agree, I have NEVER sat down on a toilet seat, my mum's a doctor and she told us not to from a very very young age. It's nothing overly serious, but it compromises my personal hygiene, also when will people understand that looks can be deceiving, just because it looks clean doesn't make it clean, it could have dried urine etc gross! Also TKO about your other video, I also can't stand outside clothes under my covers!! Gross!

  • Tonya you are so silly. Dropping deuces lol I think if I would have met women like you instead of the ones I met growing up. I wouldn't have been drove crazy.

  • @tonyatko i was fixing soundcard....i just happen to look at the screen and saw you make this face and flow gesture and immediately i started cracking up...i have little cuzzins who make that same gesture...... keep up the great work Tonya keeping the world on their toes....

  • Sorry I can't read through all the posts to see if someone else has the same comment.

    As a married man, I have the privilege of never having to clean the bathroom. In consideration of my wife, therefore, even if I only have to pee, I do it sitting down. That's not because I "miss the target." But water on water splashes, and it does mess up the floor, and I don't want my wife having to clean up something that can be avoided.

  • tonya your too much for me lol

  • oh my goodness. too much lol!

  • Tonya you are a trip, lol

    but you are right!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my goodnis girl i dos the same thing hahahahaha woei thats so true --- Sent From TonyaTko's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • YO! WTF is the point of this video LMAO! XD

  • i do that all the time at home to and i teach my kids and we use soap with warm water when we do number 2 lol lol i wash my ass after i take a number 2 like going to a car wash.. we should right a book on how to take a clean sit and wash after you take a shit use baby Whites to thank you and be safe

  • LMAOOO "OPPS ITS MOVED,"

  • i'm a man and never forgot to check if the toliet seat if its up before i take a sh?t i never fell in a toilet. women how do yall not check? before you seat down. because yall crazy i knew it CRAZY!!!!!!

  • oh Tonya!! You made me cry with laughter!

  • You're like the sassy, wise big sister I never had :) lol Love it!

  • can I get an Amen on squatting? Amen and Hallelujah! Keepin' it real as usual Tonya LOL *still watching*

  • oh man, that was a good belly laugh, who knew that a video on toilet use could provide such a fit of giggles

  • Its funny watching you at around 8:37 without sound !!!!!!

  • @yawnjones JUST when I thought this video couldnt get any funnier! THank you! I started dying laughing again at 9:11

    on a side note, why were you watching my video with no sound? LOL

    -TKo

  • @TonyaTko OMG LMAO. I have this saved in my list to watch later and I decided to try watching with no sound just as suggested. LOL.

  • @TonyaTko Why not just get some wet paper towels and soap from in the public bathroom and wash the seat off first.

  • african american dont belong here

  • ok what ever im not changing the way i sit, but i do put the cover down before i flush if one is available

  • @nickyb2u When you say "Whatever youre not changing the way you sit" what do you mean? Are you one of those naked-seat-sitters?

    -Tko

  • @TonyaTko yep that's what its there for as long as its clean there no need to waste the paper

  • @nickyb2u What makes you think a toilet used by strangers, with all different stages & ideas of health /hygiene is "Clean"

    -Tko

  • @TonyaTko I'm not worried about it i live on a farm and have better things to do than worry about all the people that have sat on the seat before me as long as it looks clean and is dry can it really hurt to save some paper? and is it really going to hurt anyone? is it really necessary to cover the seat, or is it just an ideal that makes people feel safer?

  • @TonyaTko Ok, men who leave up the seat because it's easier and who can not control the flow, might want to go back to the sippie cup too, or they should just man up. As for sitting on the seat on a public restroom, wipe the seat, put paper on it (the back is not needed because you don't sit that far back), and if you're a man, put your thing on the ring (after you've peed) so there's no chance of touching the insides of the toilet with your thing or risk splashing.

  • @Sumfera Putting the seat up, and LEAVING the seat up are two different things. I thoroughly support a man putting it up to urinate. Urine flow is unpredictable. It has nothing to do with "manning or womaning up" why does this idea seem to upset you so?

    Hmmmn... after reading the 2nd part, it seems you want men to sit down when they pee? :-/

    -Tko

  • @TonyaTko Yes, putting up the seat and leaving up the seat are two different things, but if you use a man's toilet and he's the kind of person that leaves it up, then do the same. As the saying goes "don't change anything". How is urine flow unpredictable? A man just need to hold on to his thing to control the flow and aim. Do not worry Tonya. It is not upsetting to me at all.

  • @TonyaTko Perhaps I needed to be more clear in the second part. The instructions I gave were intended for men who need to sit down. If they only need to pee, then naturally, stand up. But if they need to do "more", then sit down.

  • Okay let's pretend that that chair is my face.... now i want you to sit on it. Your curvaceousness is driving me crazy.

  • I personally never sit on any seat without looking at it. I don't understand how some people just sit down.

  • Wow, you're so lovely!!!

  • Hey do you have a man.You have jusa lil too much time on your hands.Why dont dont you let me fill it in?(wink)

  • LOL.. It's helicopter city I don't sit on toilet but my own!!

  • damn.. nice body.

  • Your tellin the truth Tonya cause I been hovering as long as I can remember. If u go to a single mans house and u see a nasty bathroom then u know he nasty and yes leave his toilet seat up and leave him aswell.

  • Girl you're a trip!

  • I have headphones on and my kids are over hear looking at my like i'm crazy cause i'm cracking up like a crazy person, lmao

  • @ivey1luv LOL! If you have some girls, take it off of headphones so they can learn a thing or two too! LOL!!!

    But Im sure they already know :-P

    -Tko

  • to help prevent splashes, put a few strips of toilet paper on the top layer of the water. Make sure its afloat, then use the toilet. I don't trust just plain squatting or sitting, the splash factor scares.  I don't want anything touching my private parts; germs are not easy to get rid of with infections and bacteria running a muck in those places.

  • @ElusvOptmst Yessss this is sooo true. I need to do a toilet ettiquette 202

    -Tko

  • Tonya you are correct 100%. I never laughed so much in my life. Hilarious!

    I was taught all these things by my mom years ago. She was a nurse, but I do understand some people don't know basic public hygiene. Thanks for the most informative and hilarious videos. Keep up the good work. LOL

  • It's true. DeadinWidL you're a trip girl... --- Sent From TonyaTko's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Lmao I love you girl, you are a mess... Lol but you are right, I don't let my bottom touch any toilet seat unless it's in my house... That is NASTY!

  • No Tonya you are NOT the only woman who do not sit on the toilet seat! Lord have mercy on them.....no protection on the seat or nothing...... ewww

  • OMG...you are a trip. I can't be acting the fool at work, lol! I'm trying not to laugh but oh my!

  • ok ms Tonya you had to much fun making this video.

  • @TheI465 LOL! I dont know how you did it. When I watched this I was SCREAAAMING at work. Screamin! I lknw they were like what is that fool down there doing... I didnt even care. Or rather I couldnt even help it!

    -Tko

  • I saw agree with the fact that you shouldn't let your butt on any public toilet... I mean i also thought that it's common knowledge for women to do the squat... I mean really!? And yes men single men do forget to put the toilet sit down... not coz they don't care it's just easier for them to leave it up to make sure the toiled seat is clean enough for their female cohabitants to sit on.. hence women have to be responsible to put the sit down before sitting and put it back up afterward...

  • my friend carries a sanitizer spray in her purse and these wipes that everyone teases her and calls ass wipes but she always sprays the seat and wipes it and door handles before touching..

  • This was hilarious.

  • I never use the bathroom at public places or other people's houses. I don't like the thought of touching my own toilet after my husband uses it. We have separate bathrooms and i cuss & fuss if he uses mines.....lol

  • Thats disgusting..... I never sit on people toilets!!!

  • You gotta get used to germs, build up a tolerance and the only way to do that is become exposed to them. So, like when momma used to make cookies, maybe it's better to lick the bowl clean? :0)

  • @ShiekUrBooty You want to LICK a toilet boil clean?

    Be our guest! LOL

    Go for it champ... expose yourself to ALL the germs you want!

    :-P~

    -Tko

  • LOL! OMG! YOU Never sit on public toilet!!!

    **squatting since 1989**

    TonyaTko I love it!

  • ok so umm... LMFAO! xD

  • @tonyatko you're welcome and you have a very beautiful body and a sexy booty as well ;)

  • @NINJAFORCE Ninja, I think you need to learn how to curtail yourself. I know you from other videos, so dont act brand new... do you see what othr people are getting permanently censored for?

    -Tko

  • Put the toilet seat and cover down! My ex was a habitual seat leaver upper until I told him about the microscopic partials that fly up after you flush and get all over everything. Now, 6 years later no matter what he puts the seat and the cover down. Educate your friends, some people just don't know.

  • @Precious1215 Thank you... :)

    -Tko 

  • TRUE STORY! lol

  • lol..so funny! go girl ! I never sit down..oh no lol..

  • lol..so funny! go girl ! I never sit down..

  • I NEVER sit down on the seat! Yuck. lol

  • If I have to use a public bathroom or at a friends home I never ever ever sit on the seat. But most of the time i hold my pee until I get home. But when I use the bathroom I always turn on the lights lol lol Im affraid of the dark.

  • The toilet portion of this PSA was hilarious I was crying laughing

  • Eeeew doodoo spray

  • LOL i do not EVER sit my booty on public toilets! I wont even squat over one that has pee on the seat! lol it has to look clean for me to even squat over it. And it takes me a LONG TIME to get comfortable enough to use the toilet at a friend's house. Like I carry around lysol wipes and wipe down the seat and still squat over it until I know for a fact they keep a clean toilet!

  • Little sister, you looked as if you had a lot of fun with this one. Priceless!! I was taught to do the exact same things. It's always good to protect yourself.

    Peace, love, and more laughter to come,

    Granny

  • No matter what sex you are, if you leave it up there will come a time that you will unconsciously sit down in the toilet water. This will piss ANYONE off. Even if you think everyone who sits on a toilet should LOOK before they sit down, which you should, Ladies, you don't know who sat there before you and how sanitary they are. (Clorox wipes next to your toilet please.)

  • I was taught BY WOMEN that I should put the seat down in THEIR HOUSE. In order to get used to doing that, I do it all the time. MEN, if you go to some lady's house, put the seat down. If she gets up in the middle of the night in her bathroom and sits IN THE TOILET WATER, you probably won't be invited back. It's really not as funny as Tonya seems to think it is.

  • As a person living in a house with male and female family members, the men have adjusted to putting the seat back down for the ladies.

  • this is not always true. I make sure my toilet is very clean. I have bleach wipes for wiping the seat after use. I clean my bathroom every other day. Every women that has been to my house always comments on how clean it is. I dont want to go in a nasty bathroom.

  • awww :) this took me back to the first video I ever saw from your channel: vagina care 101 - that was a few years ago I think, and I still remember everything about it and how much i agreed with what you said there :) and I always, always squat on other people's toilets :P

    also: for me, you're a pleasure to watch and listen, and I am lucky to take part of your knowledge :)

  • Hilarious,I myself do the same I assumed everyone did it.

  • I'd love to give you a really big hug :)

  • @johnnybusta I would love to give you a BIGGGG HUGGGG too! :-D

    -Tko

  • TonyaTKO, your laugh is friggin gorgeous! OMFGGG LMAOOOO the demonstrations are just hilarious! Still have that humour that made me subscribe to you two years ago. <3Just wanted to ramdomly let you know! (esp the waterbottle penis bit and the toilet seat toilet paper alignment)

  • @LovingKeikoKubota Awwww thank you! :-D Thank you for commenting & watching. It was a joy to make this video.

    -Tko

  • HAHAHA Tonya you so silly..I like this kind of video. My mom taught me well...never but your bamsee on public toilet. I dont even like to put my bamsee on my friends toilet! P.S. I hope that girlfriend of yours wash herself with peroxide or something!

  • @wiwut LOL at Bumsee... your mom's jamaican? I havent heard that word in SOOOO long! :-D

    -Tko

  • LMBO @ if you have to do number two at the night club; you've been there too long. I totally agree.

  • i am sorry but what person in there right mind could sit on a toilet that other people also use? that's just nasty. when i go over my own families house, i wont sit on the toilets. gosh i dont want to think about the germs and stuff that's running around on the toilet. the only toilet i sit on is my own..this video had me laughing so hard lol

  • lmao this is sooo funny but let me telll you 95% of people dont even bother ding all that stuff...but I do appreciate the effort :)

  • But Tonya in my work place the women who squat over the toilet seat leave the it so nasty urine and other bodily fluids everywhere I freakin hate because then I have to go all the way across the school yard to another bathroom so I am sorry I dont agree with the squating

  • @tharealtreal Hello dear. Thank you for your comment. I definitely have to do a Public Restroom 202 video. If you are squatting in a public common restroom like work/school/friend's house (Im sure you've seen the sign) "If you sprinkle when you tinkle - be a sweetie, wipe the seatie" I would say please take a wad of tissue and wipe up after yourself. But to make it all easier, I say, use a wad of tissue and lift the seat and squat

    Wash hands THOROUGHLY when done. In fact Wash B4 yu start!

    -Tko

  • @TonyaTko Luv it! I hope they don't take it the wrong way but I am definitely making a sign with that saying on it "If you sprinkle when you tinkle - be a sweetie, wipe the seatie" .

    Thanx

  • You are seriously the best big sister ever. It's so nice to be told these things, as no one ever feels comfortable talking about or teaching these important ideas and practices to both the younger generation as well as those who simply have never come across these things!

    I love how understanding and illuminating you are! Thank you for all your videos!!

  • Aweeee @Spectersbeast , you're so sweet. Thnk you! I try to help ppl. The purpose is helping, not humiliating. Some ppl who say they want to help, really want to help make fun of. So I dont judge what others Did & did Not learn. If anything, we can be honest & come up w/ideas together to develop ninja-like bathroom moves!

    -Tko

  • Girl, you are truly a nut, but so very truthful. I was cracking up right along with you.  --- Sent From TonyaTko's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Glad to see you back in your normal environment!!!!

  • Who sits on the seat? Lol, women should know thats a no no by now. Oh yeah, my husband said he doesnt leave the seat up out of habit. He said he does it to be offensive LOL! What a clown I married, smh.

  • Luv yah Tonya!

  • Girl I don't sit on the seat either...UGH!

  • Lmao, I couldn't stop laughing!!!

  • She's cute. Funny video tho.

  • lmbo this is to funny i don't sit down either its gross but the demonstration was to funny

  • Hah. Total coolness. Check out the following relevant topics, Tonya:

    Blue Waffle Disease

    Special Fried Rice

  • hey i sorry i might get deleted or block but i dont care, you got a phat booty and you should dance

  • @heismad2 You're right... your comment did earn you the removing of your privilege to further comment.

    You should know by now if there is anything I can't stomach is a man not in control of his person. Just couldnt resist could you?

    You should have watched some more of my videos, spec the 'penis control' video. Also, I DO dance, over the scattered corpses of rejected weaklings like You.

    *BLOCKED!*

    -Tko

  • Off subject...love your earrings

  • one more thing a penis is a tissue not a muscle lol

  • Funny thing is, I always leave the toilet seat down, my sister leaves it up which kinda pisses me off (no pun intended) but a little fact, is its kinda nasty leaving it up because once you flush with the seat up, all that bacteria sprays out (we cant see it) and spreads, just imagine your tooth brush getting hit by that stuff... urgh.

  • Love the video

  • Men don't care about the toilet seat.

    I have a Japanese toilet so there!

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

  • U have been there too long...funny...who would drop deuces as you say in a club anyway....things that make you go hmmmm

  • Thanks for the tip. I live with ladies. I haven't lived with a guy in over four years when my dad passed but will be mindful in the future. --- Sent From TonyaTko's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • lol you are so funny, but if he is inviting me. My dry behind should not feel the toilet water.

  • Ok boss...sorry about that!!!. i just think u r a very gorgeous woman and that you are doing something great!!!i have seen you grow your community from scratch and i admire your dedication to your cause...great job Tanya!!!!

  • lol great video!

  • just want us to see your round rump...yaaaaay!!!!!

  • @kayroxx Do you know the 3 Ways to get blocked from commenting on my videos?

    -Tko

  • @starrcapricorn Dont be jealous, come join me on the journey! :)

    -Tko

  • @tonyatko great job with this video. ;)

  • @NINJAFORCE Thanks Ninj!

    -Tko 

  • I just keep watching 11:13 over and over again... I think that is THE MOST dramatic reenactment I have EVER done. EVER! LOL!!!

    The toilet spray is microscopic, but I wanted you to know it is there nonetheless! SO please close the seat.

    -Tko

  • haha.. If u have to do number two in a night club u've been there too long. Jokes lol

  • You forget to say...to pull your panties forward so your pantie seat doesn't rub on the toilet.

  • @MsRed45 ARGH!!! Yes, I need to do a Public Toilet Techniques 202!

    -Tko

  • LOL Excellent! I can't believe you didn't use the "health" or "hygiene" tags.

  • @tayfan2 Let me add that too! LOL!! Health, Hygiene, sanitary, germs, bathroom

    On the way!

    -Tko

  • @tayfan2 Oh NO! I have to remove the sanitary & hygiene tags, it is pulling up some DISGUSTING related videos of infections & all sorts of grossness!

    -Tko

  • OMG, I couldn't stop laughing while watching this video. Ok, I do the exact same thing with the toilet paper when using public toilets. I actually use 3 ply or a much is necessary to keep the germs at bay. When making liquid contributions, I apply the hover method, while keeping my garments away from the germ bowl. My opinion is leave the bowl seat as you find it. The should fix the up or down issue.

  • Penis is not a muscle...

  • @philomina2007 Yeah... I dont know WHY I said it was a muscle, thats so weird bcz I KNOW the penis is NOT a muscle... if it was? My My My... there wld be a LOT more assault & battery charges out there from women whose pumpum got a penile punch-down! LOL!!

    -Tko

  • Tonya, you're a mess : )

  • Lol...this video is too funny lol

  • My mama taught me a LONG time ago about those public toilets LOL cool video Ms. Tonya

  • Im not a women and I know women should do that!

  • You are silly but educational! I Luv it! --- Sent From TonyaTko's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Hay Tonya quick question..where did you get your necklace from?I just love it..

  • @agiftforlife2010 The necklace was a gift from one of the most significant relationships of my 20's.

    Ive worn it so long that when I didnt have it on in the Domincan Republic I was depressed. I shld probably spend some more time with it off... its like this thing is a part of me. On my bday trip from 2000 I thought Id lost it. I cried violently

    I got this necklace in exchange for the ring he bought me.

    What bittersweet memories.

    I think I SHOULD Stop wearing it?

    Thnx 4 reminding me :)

    -Tko

  • i bring a little bottle of purell with me and wipe it down on the seat. You never know who sat on it or whats on it, especially on a guy's seat!haha

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  • your video had me and my girl laughting hard... in our house , the sear have to be up!!

  • @starrcapricorn I polished with the complexion polish before I made it... hence the glow :)

    -Tko

  • LOL, in the toilet laughing, Ha Ha and then the toilet water splashing! Ewww, LOL, but you are correct, I heard somewhere to always flush with the toilet seat down cause the splashes can sprinkle onto household items such as a toothbrush and no one wants to brush their teeth with feces/urine water! XP

    You made me laugh with this subject! XD

  • @aliangelic I keep my toothbrush INSIDE the medicine cabinet. I aint Playin that!

    -Tko

  • I was hysterical watching this.

  • @hugga76 Thank you so much. I really enjoyed recording this video.

    -Tko 

  • You look nice!. I love a woman who changes up her style, it helps you see her in a new light each time. It's nice that you went natural too.

    Also, props for such an eccentric video but still teaching something.

  • @bubblehashman Why thank you, I try to keeps ya guessing about what look I'll haver next ;-)

    -Tko

  • I am not sitting down on public toilets. I know this is wild but I cannot use public bathrooms. I keep Clorox wipes with me just in case my daughter has to go but I can't do it.

  • I hate to sound rude but if a woman sits on a toilet without looking first, she deserves whatever happens after that. I don't even do that with my own toilet. Ladies, disinfectant and strong legs go a long way. LOL!!

  • OMG I do the same!!!!!!!!!!!!! people fink i ev OCD or somefink.