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  • 1:47 he closes the window!

  • I loled.

  • heeeey go back to africa!!!!

  • Those damn child locks get me every time. BOOM! :D

  • The best part about Cyanide & Happiness cartoons being on YouTube is reading everyone's serious thoughts and impressions posted underneath. These are CARTOONS people. Adult cartoons that use some dark humor. Lighten up, have a laugh and move on.

  • The world would be a better place if there were no black people causing crime

  • @LeighTheGenius hey 'genius': crime isn't caused by just black people.

  • No wonder hes such a racist dick. because that is the only black guys in Cyanide & Happiness xD

  • When he passed by he said "go to africa" lol i get why hes speed racist

  • @ZerconGamez he said go back to africa, but here is my question. what would he say if the guy was a native american?

  • Speed Racist? I thought it was ''RACEIST''

  • @TheLeadMonster nope, its spelled "racist"

  • um anyone notice the helmet mark at 0:05

  • @horseluver123100 No shit.

  • I could of said "Have a nice day" but NOOOOOOOOO! DEAD monkey friend!!

  • OOOOOOH SWEET SASSY MOLASSIE

  • ....he seems to stay alive for quite a long time, doesn't he.... R.I.P. Chim Chim the monkey.

  • I LOL XD

  • so people realize their watching a video called speed racist obviously people are gonna be ignorant they aren't being serious they are just trolling

  • Omfg i havent laughed this hard in a long time this had me in tears, omg. I think i have an 8 pack now from laughing so hard lmfao

  • the jews cursed him cause he was a nazi

  • @bangthatass779 Are you fucking dumb the jews dont curse people you ignorant asshole

  • @zenerdo haha you must be new to america.. welcome to the type of people i have to deal with every day.. ignorant naive ass holes..

  • @alexuskings im american and i know that isnt true...

  • @alexuskings don't get me started

  • But nooooo... Dead monkey friend

  • What about the don't be a racist part???

  • 2,824 people cant take a joke

  • OH SWEET SASSY MALASSY!

  • yeeeeeeeeeeeeeegobacktoafrica

    0:19

  • Did anyone notice the Nazi symbol on his helmet at 0:05 ?

  • dont matter what color you are this shit is funny

  • lol

  • AND IN THE NEXT EPIS- Wait....

  • DONT BE A HERO CHIM CHIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!!!!!!!!! NOT CHIM CHIM HE USED TO SWING FROM TREES NOW HE BURNS

  • I laughed so hard I was crying

  • Austin Powers :D

  • omg so racist but so funny

  • funny as fuck go back to africa oh sweet irony it going black chimchim dadys coming back.

  • haha, his helmet at the beginning XD 

  • listen to the beginning he yells go back to africa

  • SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

  • I think a lot of us might be missing the irony of a racist (against blacks) with a monkey as a pet (that he apparently loved so much!)... you know, when they used to call black people monkeys...

  • 0:18 GO BACK TO AFRICA

  • was anyone else sad that chim chim died????

  • He has no insurance because the Insurance Adjuster was from Africa

  • Walk it off

  • its WHY DID CHIM CHIM HE USED TO SWING FROM TREES NOW HE BURNS

  • He has the Natzi sign on his helmet XD

  • sorry at 0:04

  • if you see at 0:06 on the driver's helmet is a drawing of a swastika

  • WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE CHIP CHIP!! HE USED TO SLEEP FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!!

  • @johnny1shadowhunter it was chim chim

  • @TheDjol haha still it was funny..

  • I wish me that to all racists. Fin.

  • Did anyone notice the Swastika on his helmet??

  • @LiarAkiyama No, youre just that much more observant than the rest of us.

  • @GBeansauce >< I hope that wasn't sarcasm.

  • Anyone else reminded of Will Ferrell in Austin Powers?

  • I love 1:49 and on

  • Ah, he'll be fine.

  • i bet that bike in the front yard isn't really his...

  • @DCdigitalarts Trycicle.. they steal bikes, you know?

  • you go back to africa

  • 2,819 people don't have little monkey friends.

  • no the moral of the story is always check the boot for your little monkey friend

  • ...is that ironic.............i dont know maybe im misinterpreting irony..DONT BE A HERO CHIM CHIM!!

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  • @CosmicGrpuns nah it's not racist cuz I'm White and I laughed too :P

  • 2,818 white people brought their racial trolling into the real world and turned black because of a car crash.

  • I'm black and is it racist that I laughed at the white racer burning from a car crash?

  • @CosmicGrounds Yes.

  • @CosmicGrounds Yes. You are going to hell. Like all of us.

  • 卐 Speed Racist 卐

  • 2.817 people are speed racist

  • hahahaha its a nazi symbol on his helment

  • owned

  • Nothing like a warm morning fire to cool off

  • @foxface9 correction* nazi

  • so he was a racist naizi?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLO

  • DON"T BE A HERO, CHIM-CHIM!

  • Nazi really?

    

  • No the moral of the story is dont be a dick, or you'll burn in hell!

  • I wouldn't help speed racist either.

  • Why is the speed racist talking so much when he's dying?

  • i cant believe racists still exist. we're all the same and somehow we have almost the same genes. we all come from africa. i dont get it.

  • @Giulicchio No im better than all black people becuase my family was here first even though they have a job and i dont and they pay taxes and i dont but im still better!

  • @sparkey67890 so are you better than will smith? and beyoncé? and ... please you're insane. kk? XD

  • @Giulicchio I was being sarcastic, i know they earn more money than me, i do have a job and i have absolutely no problem with black people

  • @sparkey67890 i thought it was funny at least.

  • 2,815 people lost their little monkey friends in a car crash- fire

  • 80% OF THESE COMMENTS ARE RACIST SAD NAZIS

  • @lorenzo21276 20% of these comments are from people without a sense of humor. Or are American. Take your pick.

  • @SuperQweertyuiop YES

    2/2

  • How is he a racist? Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

  • what did he say right before his car crashed?

  • @tamelz "go back to Africa"

  • @tamelz

    "Oh hey, the door is unlocked. Heh, those damn child safety locks get me every t-"

  • I could've just said have a nice day but NOOO dead monkey friend!!

  • oh sweet sassy molassy!!!

  • waiiiit...... how is it going black after his eyes have melted out of his skull....

  • If you look closely you can see LeBron traveled.

  • Why would you trigger the ejection seat after the crash that's pretty stupid and second why have a monkey in your trunk?

  • So, he deserves to die because he is a racist...then I deserve to die too

  • why chimpchimp

  • it has no 2:37

  • CHIP CHIP!!!

  • NATZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • TheEricmarzs racist scum

  • 2813 people are racists that didn't understand the deep underlying tones of the message preaching a doctrine of love and harmony in a world of hate and narcissistic violence.

    Or they just didn't have a sense of humor because that was fucking hysterical

  • You can go back to africa xD

  • Never be racist you WILL regret it!

  • there's no 2:37

  • that kids is why you should never be racist,OR YOU WILL KILL MONKEYS!!!! O-o

  • I never liked that damned monkey anyway

  • Why timtim why

  • He sounds like Toby

  • hey had a natiz sign on his helmet

  • GO BACK TO AFRICA!!! *crash*

  • SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

  • you go back to Africa!

  • Could've said have a nice day but NOOO! Dead monkey friend! Made me LOL!

  • the black guy wouldn't even call for help... typical... lazy

  • Jk but thats racist

  • Meandrunkify racist, that's just why people like scum like you

  • I just realized he has a swastika on his helmet

  • DADDY'S COMING HOME, TIM TIM!!!

  • The black guy wouldnt call 911... i wonder what he had to hide...

  • eeeeeeeeeaaaaagobektoafrica!

  • @Setheme He didn't help him because he said as he passed "Go back to Africa." dumbass.

  • Whow, that guy is racist. He wouldnt help that guy cause he's white!

  • Karma's awesome!

  • Turn on Transcribed audio. LOL

  • NO TIMTIM NO!!WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TIMTIM!!!

  • soooooooo funnny

  • HE USED TO SWING FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!

  • SWEET SASSY MALASSY!!!!!!

  • I absolutely LOST IT at ejection seat and then just kept on laughing!

  • Karma's a bitch.

  • sweet sassy molassy...... my second favorite thing to say the first is scrumadoochous

  • NO CHIMP CHIMP!

  • i think thats my bike

  • @nanom117 You little shit.

  • "He use to swing from the trees but now he BURNS!"

  • 0:03 speed racist has nothing against the japanese flag on his car? That's odd...

  • @MorshuMMM101: I agree

  • STUPID CHILD LOCKS!!!

  • HE USED TO SWING FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!

  • He should have said that to Obama

  • dead monkey freind.

  • "GobacktoAfrica" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHGOOHHHHDD­D CALL AN AMBULANCE

  • to much stop there is a limit to innapropriat and propriat and yours is one

  • AAAAAAAA sweet sassy molassy!

  • Normal Day in Grand Theft Auto

  • 2:24 his helmet has the nazi logo on it

  • @ourcutecatvideos it has it all the time

  • Shoulda said have a nice day but noooo dead monkey friend

  • Just die already -.-

  • press 3 than 9 for explosive diarrhea

  • Did anybody else notice a nazi sign at 0:05

  • @LieutenantKernels Well, he's called "speed racist" so if you put 2 and 2 together

  • That awkward moment when theres a chance that ChimChim came from Africa.

  • LOL

  • Funny as hell!

  • Anyone else see the troll at 2:39?

  • @stumblinbear there....is no 2:39...

  • @busterali1995 You sir, have been trolled.

  • @stumblinbear I dont get it i watched the video and noticed it ends at 2:38

  • @stumblinbear I clicked it. Then I facepalmed so hard.

  • @stumblinbear I am ashamed at how long it took me to figure out what you did there >__<

  • @stumblinbear SUNOVABEETCH

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  • @stumblinbear no but i see a troll in the comments

  • @stumblinbear ...I see what you did there.

  • @stumblinbear aha icwutyadidthar

  • @stumblinbear

    Well played. I watched it twice.

  • anyone else noticed the hakenkreuz on his helmet?