Cyanide & Happiness - Speed Racist

[ccborntofly]

1:47 he closes the window!

[SabinaGrunge]

I loled.

[TimothyCrooker001]

heeeey go back to africa!!!!

[5shockey]

Those damn child locks get me every time. BOOM! :D

[DiaboliqueDoll]

The best part about Cyanide & Happiness cartoons being on YouTube is reading everyone's serious thoughts and impressions posted underneath. These are CARTOONS people. Adult cartoons that use some dark humor. Lighten up, have a laugh and move on.

[LeighTheGenius]

The world would be a better place if there were no black people causing crime

[BandGeekinessRule]

@LeighTheGenius hey 'genius': crime isn't caused by just black people.

[MrSnipe85]

No wonder hes such a racist dick. because that is the only black guys in Cyanide & Happiness xD

[ZerconGamez]

When he passed by he said "go to africa" lol i get why hes speed racist

[Davis4037]

@ZerconGamez he said go back to africa, but here is my question. what would he say if the guy was a native american?

[TheLeadMonster]

Speed Racist? I thought it was ''RACEIST''

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@TheLeadMonster nope, its spelled "racist"

[horseluver123100]

um anyone notice the helmet mark at 0:05

[DubstepbyAlecks]

@horseluver123100 No shit.

[DistractedLefty]

I could of said "Have a nice day" but NOOOOOOOOO! DEAD monkey friend!!

[Juan941204]

OOOOOOH SWEET SASSY MOLASSIE

[invictus50ssl]

....he seems to stay alive for quite a long time, doesn't he.... R.I.P. Chim Chim the monkey.

[XxlittlemisslexieXx]

I LOL XD

[FlarePheonix360]

so people realize their watching a video called speed racist obviously people are gonna be ignorant they aren't being serious they are just trolling

[JayCeeMusik]

Omfg i havent laughed this hard in a long time this had me in tears, omg. I think i have an 8 pack now from laughing so hard lmfao

[bangthatass779]

the jews cursed him cause he was a nazi

[zenerdo]

@bangthatass779 Are you fucking dumb the jews dont curse people you ignorant asshole

[alexuskings]

@zenerdo haha you must be new to america.. welcome to the type of people i have to deal with every day.. ignorant naive ass holes..

[ilikeGorillaz1]

@alexuskings im american and i know that isnt true...

[Jackoley123]

@alexuskings don't get me started

[LeonFlint105]

But nooooo... Dead monkey friend

[0802Ashley]

What about the don't be a racist part???

[thingjack1]

2,824 people cant take a joke

[randa9711]

OH SWEET SASSY MALASSY!

[trivilin1130]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeegobacktoafrica

0:19

[IsraphelMC]

Did anyone notice the Nazi symbol on his helmet at 0:05 ?

[spideyTB]

dont matter what color you are this shit is funny

[TheRainn12]

lol

[Scarfy397]

AND IN THE NEXT EPIS- Wait....

[imbob1122]

DONT BE A HERO CHIM CHIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!!!!!!!!! NOT CHIM CHIM HE USED TO SWING FROM TREES NOW HE BURNS

[chilidog434]

I laughed so hard I was crying

[germanga89]

Austin Powers :D

[EPICN64GAMES]

omg so racist but so funny

[midgetdanceboy]

funny as fuck go back to africa oh sweet irony it going black chimchim dadys coming back.

[deamiddeamid]

haha, his helmet at the beginning XD 

[ThePurpleGuava]

listen to the beginning he yells go back to africa

[randomtoodles]

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

[BVHSful]

I think a lot of us might be missing the irony of a racist (against blacks) with a monkey as a pet (that he apparently loved so much!)... you know, when they used to call black people monkeys...

[snooperdog100]

0:18 GO BACK TO AFRICA

[dantewalker52]

was anyone else sad that chim chim died????

[Akamaru724]

He has no insurance because the Insurance Adjuster was from Africa

[SpiderPig238]

Walk it off

[imbob1122]

its WHY DID CHIM CHIM HE USED TO SWING FROM TREES NOW HE BURNS

[randomguy123457]

He has the Natzi sign on his helmet XD

[angheia]

sorry at 0:04

[angheia]

if you see at 0:06 on the driver's helmet is a drawing of a swastika

[johnny1shadowhunter]

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE CHIP CHIP!! HE USED TO SLEEP FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!!

[TheDjol]

@johnny1shadowhunter it was chim chim

[johnny1shadowhunter]

@TheDjol haha still it was funny..

[Passan09]

I wish me that to all racists. Fin.

[LiarAkiyama]

Did anyone notice the Swastika on his helmet??

[GBeansauce]

@LiarAkiyama No, youre just that much more observant than the rest of us.

[LiarAkiyama]

@GBeansauce >< I hope that wasn't sarcasm.

[gredangeo]

Anyone else reminded of Will Ferrell in Austin Powers?

[squigy97]

I love 1:49 and on

[JKAProductions1]

Ah, he'll be fine.

[DCdigitalarts]

i bet that bike in the front yard isn't really his...

[ghosttharian]

@DCdigitalarts Trycicle.. they steal bikes, you know?

[mfox44]

you go back to africa

[Snorlax891]

2,819 people don't have little monkey friends.

[bartyamum]

no the moral of the story is always check the boot for your little monkey friend

[kottnmouthkween]

...is that ironic.............i dont know maybe im misinterpreting irony..DONT BE A HERO CHIM CHIM!!

[SilentAnatomy]

@CosmicGrpuns nah it's not racist cuz I'm White and I laughed too :P

[CosmicGrounds]

2,818 white people brought their racial trolling into the real world and turned black because of a car crash.

[CosmicGrounds]

I'm black and is it racist that I laughed at the white racer burning from a car crash?

[jacobhamselv]

@CosmicGrounds Yes.

[ghosttharian]

@CosmicGrounds Yes. You are going to hell. Like all of us.

[HyP3rxMiTchXx0]

卐 Speed Racist 卐

[DcOmen9]

2.817 people are speed racist

[M1911gunman]

hahahaha its a nazi symbol on his helment

[Stormrage32]

owned

[MaxRideLover5400]

Nothing like a warm morning fire to cool off

[TerryM1017]

@foxface9 correction* nazi

[Foxface9]

so he was a racist naizi?

[jawson332]

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[Blaqueharte]

DON"T BE A HERO, CHIM-CHIM!

[MrFlukz]

Nazi really?



[86lt230]

No the moral of the story is dont be a dick, or you'll burn in hell!

[Sintress]

I wouldn't help speed racist either.

[AwesomeGuy0909]

Why is the speed racist talking so much when he's dying?

[Giulicchio]

i cant believe racists still exist. we're all the same and somehow we have almost the same genes. we all come from africa. i dont get it.

[sparkey67890]

@Giulicchio No im better than all black people becuase my family was here first even though they have a job and i dont and they pay taxes and i dont but im still better!

[Giulicchio]

@sparkey67890 so are you better than will smith? and beyoncé? and ... please you're insane. kk? XD

[sparkey67890]

@Giulicchio I was being sarcastic, i know they earn more money than me, i do have a job and i have absolutely no problem with black people

[metalbassistjd]

@sparkey67890 i thought it was funny at least.

[bananamonkey66]

2,815 people lost their little monkey friends in a car crash- fire

[lorenzo21276]

80% OF THESE COMMENTS ARE RACIST SAD NAZIS

[SuperQweertyuiop]

@lorenzo21276 20% of these comments are from people without a sense of humor. Or are American. Take your pick.

[AstroMovieStudios]

@SuperQweertyuiop YES

2/2

[SuperQweertyuiop]

How is he a racist? Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

[tamelz]

what did he say right before his car crashed?

[XDME360]

@tamelz "go back to Africa"

[Moonfane14]

@tamelz

"Oh hey, the door is unlocked. Heh, those damn child safety locks get me every t-"

[gt4611]

I could've just said have a nice day but NOOO dead monkey friend!!

[AboveFame]

oh sweet sassy molassy!!!

[XDME360]

waiiiit...... how is it going black after his eyes have melted out of his skull....

[rushed47]

If you look closely you can see LeBron traveled.

[J3RyCuRLs]

Why would you trigger the ejection seat after the crash that's pretty stupid and second why have a monkey in your trunk?

[Lkenmaner]

So, he deserves to die because he is a racist...then I deserve to die too

[JakobMyhrstad]

why chimpchimp

[videogames991]

it has no 2:37

[izzieley123]

CHIP CHIP!!!

[MrIMAFIRINMAHLAZOR]

NATZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[lorenzo21276]

TheEricmarzs racist scum

[Number1JDAWG]

2813 people are racists that didn't understand the deep underlying tones of the message preaching a doctrine of love and harmony in a world of hate and narcissistic violence.

Or they just didn't have a sense of humor because that was fucking hysterical

[PimpThatDaday]

You can go back to africa xD

[hulaqueen1]

Never be racist you WILL regret it!

[TheRichGuy2010]

there's no 2:37

[narutokirby8]

that kids is why you should never be racist,OR YOU WILL KILL MONKEYS!!!! O-o

[BondoFox]

I never liked that damned monkey anyway

[quinnq18]

Why timtim why

[cookieminecraftrpg]

He sounds like Toby

[crazyazianz]

hey had a natiz sign on his helmet

[FuckEmoFags92]

GO BACK TO AFRICA!!! *crash*

[CFPHGamer]

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

[sodldierofinFAMY]

you go back to Africa!

[DANAD0XProductions]

Could've said have a nice day but NOOO! Dead monkey friend! Made me LOL!

[TheEricmarz]

the black guy wouldn't even call for help... typical... lazy

[lorenzo21276]

Jk but thats racist

[lorenzo21276]

Meandrunkify racist, that's just why people like scum like you

[TheMagicalAIDSFrog]

I just realized he has a swastika on his helmet

[Destroyah380]

DADDY'S COMING HOME, TIM TIM!!!

[meandrunkify]

The black guy wouldnt call 911... i wonder what he had to hide...

[TheAntMonsters]

eeeeeeeeeaaaaagobektoafrica!

[adventure299]

@Setheme He didn't help him because he said as he passed "Go back to Africa." dumbass.

[Setheme]

Whow, that guy is racist. He wouldnt help that guy cause he's white!

[Ceag840]

Karma's awesome!

[xXSkyeEXEXx]

Turn on Transcribed audio. LOL

[paged2013]

NO TIMTIM NO!!WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TIMTIM!!!

[Laceylovebabygirl123]

soooooooo funnny

[MorroWolf]

HE USED TO SWING FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!

[homegrown616]

SWEET SASSY MALASSY!!!!!!

[swimteamizzle1114]

I absolutely LOST IT at ejection seat and then just kept on laughing!

[AnimeFinatic1717]

Karma's a bitch.

[GothicAnimeMonkey]

sweet sassy molassy...... my second favorite thing to say the first is scrumadoochous

[minecraftrulez21]

NO CHIMP CHIMP!

[nanom117]

i think thats my bike

[772boi772]

@nanom117 You little shit.

[3Dthan]

"He use to swing from the trees but now he BURNS!"

[Blah3156]

0:03 speed racist has nothing against the japanese flag on his car? That's odd...

[DANAD0XProductions]

@MorshuMMM101: I agree

[DANAD0XProductions]

STUPID CHILD LOCKS!!!

[sgem71996]

HE USED TO SWING FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS!

[MorshuMMM101]

He should have said that to Obama

[UKsnurpz]

dead monkey freind.

[LucasTheAutobot]

"GobacktoAfrica" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHGOOHHHHDD­D CALL AN AMBULANCE

[wehatemiley1]

to much stop there is a limit to innapropriat and propriat and yours is one

[TheAlexanderPerson]

AAAAAAAA sweet sassy molassy!

[MatzeloxDD]

Normal Day in Grand Theft Auto

[ourcutecatvideos]

2:24 his helmet has the nazi logo on it

[MatzeloxDD]

@ourcutecatvideos it has it all the time

[My3hombres]

Shoulda said have a nice day but noooo dead monkey friend

[adoom1551]

Just die already -.-

[Jakevielbrides]

press 3 than 9 for explosive diarrhea

[LieutenantKernels]

Did anybody else notice a nazi sign at 0:05

[Awesomegals90210]

@LieutenantKernels Well, he's called "speed racist" so if you put 2 and 2 together

[dredful00]

That awkward moment when theres a chance that ChimChim came from Africa.

[UKsnurpz]

LOL

[Jedisoc]

Funny as hell!

[stumblinbear]

Anyone else see the troll at 2:39?

[busterali1995]

@stumblinbear there....is no 2:39...

[Thatoneguyfromwalmar]

@busterali1995 You sir, have been trolled.

[TheYesman71]

@stumblinbear I dont get it i watched the video and noticed it ends at 2:38

[thebensho]

@stumblinbear I clicked it. Then I facepalmed so hard.

[ImplicitKyle]

@stumblinbear I am ashamed at how long it took me to figure out what you did there >__<

[mustangwolf1997]

@stumblinbear SUNOVABEETCH

[mysteriiFB]

@stumblinbear no but i see a troll in the comments

[xgncmx]

@stumblinbear ...I see what you did there.

[TheBoulder11]

@stumblinbear aha icwutyadidthar

[iDontKnowAUsernamee]

@stumblinbear i hate you xD

[Brawldud]

@stumblinbear

Well played. I watched it twice.

[lenirio]

anyone else noticed the hakenkreuz on his helmet?