A Farm in the City?

[RuthsArts]

I have a field near my house... Is that being green???

[mssimsthe3]

am i the only one that saw something in the cushions ad 0:55

[Jezza3110]

u should do more of these community vids.

this was goooooooooood

[SwampThing48]

Don't lie Wheezy, we all know that was a Febreze bottle.

[shoppittsburghnow]

love the video man

[alexasmithy]

some great inforamtion here thanks

[pbjellybeanful]

HMM... So this was when his new couch was actually new!

[jacobespo117]

id be a beard if i was a animal ;)

[DaSituAsian]

Parkour Chicken haha!

[RedCherryHeels]

you must be a real loner and saddo if this is all you do!!!!! seriously u need to get a job and get a life. stop trying to be funny when your not andits soooo obviously put on.

[andtheducksaysmoo]

@RedCherryHeels We do not enjoy enlarged cephalopods of negative emotions in our comments. This is his job, he does this for a living and we love him for that. He makes a lot of people laugh. If you can't enjoy his humor, then there are many other videos that you might enjoy. Good day, sir.

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

hey beer lovers!

[ChocolateBearChick]

when he went in the porta potty i thought it was gonna be like a TARDIS...

[smarteesrok]

at 0:55 what is the blue thing under the couch on the right!?

[nunoyobiznis]

@smarteesrok i might be wrong but i think that's his underwear ;3

[smarteesrok]

@nunoyobiznis oooooooh yeah. silly me ;)...

[DrDanks218]

Ok, i have one, verry serious question, WTF is under your cushion at :55 ?

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

My Girl! Amazing mo-DOCUMENTARY :D

[degreesoffreedom27]

One of my favorite wheezy waiter videos

[PsychedelicClofty]

haha thats just a pool floatie

[arithehurricane]

Are you intrested in buying a new couch? I have a barely used, red couch in great condition with a 2:butt/back cushion ratio and exposed wood on the bottom. I'll even throw in a free pillow with a RSS Feed logo on it if you order within the next 19:59 minutes....

[Taylor63771]

frist video by you ive watched

[DaNightmare77]

jo, no me quieres camarero D;

[MariazzZebra]

I'm the 111,555th viewer :D

[thehobbit1116]

@MariazzZebra i'm the 112,555th viewer!

[SuperPinkprincess16]

<3

[AdamantSystems]

NEW COUCH!

[BradEgeberg]

ASPECT RATIO!!!!!

[QCftw97]

thumbs up if shay DIDN'T send u here

[CodeProvider]

parkour chicken FTW

[maxcarter638]

Pause at 3:05

Best shot ever

[maxcarter638]

WATER ROPE!!!

[thepokekid01]

There was a farm in my city, but it's not really a real farm, it's more like a museum to farms that once were... I guess that is kind of weird.

[thestuffer69]

chicago i live in joliet!!!!

[EcHoBaY2]

HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA MENTION YOUR COUCH?!

YES ITS NEW.

YES ITS RED.

YES IT LOOKS COMFTY.

YES ITS TIME TO GGETTT OOVVEERRRR IIITTT.

hehe:]

[TheMightyMagic]

CHicago! I"M GOING THERE SOON!

[oHaiAly]

new couch NEW COUCH new couch NEW COUCH new couch NEW COUCH new couch!!! :D

[FroozenPeaches]

The noise it makes when he itches his beard... XD

[kemey1494]

If I could be an animal, I'd be a horse. You'd be prettier than a cow, but you'd still get to poop anywhere you wanted.

[kgdog100]

i was really hoping that weezy waiter would say the animal he would rather be is a dolphin. dolphins are freaking amazing!!!!

[theawesomeone1029]

Baritone wink!!!

[theawesomeone1029]

@marekiller8 Then what am I?

[tamacutey]

lettuce slam!

[dgd151]

Thumbs up if nobody sent you here, you're just a beard-lover

[kacieyourmom]

nice man purse

[marekiller8]

No such thing as a meat-eating environmentalist... Factory farms contribute to more than 50% of greenhouse gases, about the same amount of water pollution, deforestation, topsoil erosion and use up about 80% of grain and water (some starving child would want that). Not to mention the suffering and eventual murder of trillions of animals. No meat=billions of healthier, longer-living, and more disease free people, tons (literally) of more food, and less world problems altogether. GO VEG! :D

[glaztheman]

@CFFBchick

Thanks mate

[glaztheman]

@CFFBchick

Thanks mate

[TheLuistavares]

shay carl is googd my opinion

[rrrglproductions]

Wheezy, is there a bed in your apartment?

[gvjssb]

I liked the old couch better..

[FlamboyantSisters]

CityFarmVille.

[FlamboyantSisters]

Thumbs up if you think there should totally be a Parkour Chicken T-Shirt.

[Fuenir]

Thumbs up if you helped him win that super note trophy!

[AdamantSystems]

NEW COUCH!

[juteboxs]

I love the parkour chiken! it should be a thing!

[odwalla112]

Lettuce slam!

[Tyndle]

I'm a girl and I chopped wood way better than you since I was like 10 :D

[imjustanotherbandboy]

i was in chicago recently for a mission trip. i saw wheezy from afar, i screamed alittle, and i was looked at weird

[crosslooker]

haha funny, you think youre funnier and greener than shay....wake up call! shays better, but youre awesome too. i guess lol jk...kinda

[acornvalleyhorses]

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU LIVR IN CHICAGO THATS SO COOL

[TheSteezyBallerz]

go pro!

[tacticalcoffee]

i like shay better!

[Lmb5952]

there needs to be a Wheezy Waitress! :) <3

[starrisbomb]

Serious question: You're gay, right?

[goombaartist]

Wheezywaiter has a Tardis?! 3:45

[profchaos712]

@goombaartist best Tardis ever haha

[mileyxluverr]

Omg wheezy u live in chicago and its soo damm hott how can you wear long pants and a long shirt! its been like in the 90s the last couple of weeks!!!!

[kingzhome]

not even one sock is outa place i bet.

[TheNormanvsNorman]

Love this channel!

[SuperIncidental]

I'm allergic to bees.

[patadeurso]

Damn you're still cute....

[axelakaHITMAN]

lumber fail....

[monkeylikesbananas1]

1316th :)

[electronsaturn]

You're friendless, but you have a friend named Matt xD

[aronicio]

i just subscribed, im seriously falling in love wih you <3

[TheLoonwolf]

Thanks Youtube; you changed the colour of the video loading bar to grey instead of couch colour, so people wouldn't get confused by Wheezywaiter's new couch.

[BreakinPlasticHearts]

can i meet you? i live in chicago :)

[The7thFantasy]

You liked this video. We'll use this to improve your recommendations.

[WuuWhoo]

CHICAGO.

[Hoggles49]

wheezy seems like a dick in this vid :(

[jerry123x1]

u look like the guy from vsauce

[FranciscoShreds]

lool. I cracked up at the my girl comment. too good.

[xevilcookiex]

Wow I have chickens in my backyard, I'll mail one to you. I'll give you it's leash too so you can take it for walks on sunny days.

[zamo231]

What does Parkour mean? Someone please tell me!!!!!

[Awesomecraft99]

PARKOUR CHICKEN!! lol, I'm so jelous

[JoefelGo]

I LIVE IN CHICAGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBossman423]

woow this is a very funny guyy ,lmao

[XcOoKiEmOnStErX1000]

i want that beard thingy top of ur shelf!! :((

[poolboyinla]

@wandahua1 He didn't send me here...I come on my own. I love this guy.

[gleefulolive101]

@wandahua1 Wheezy sent me here.

[TheCuretoDieing]

@wandahua1 Nice! That only took you over a year of Wheezy popularity as you blindly followed Shay Carl to this channel! THUMBS UP MAN FOR ADMITTING YOU CAN'T FIND THINGS UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE TELLS YOU TO THEN YOU TRY TO FIND OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU BY ASKING FOR THUMBS UP!

Teehee.

[coolal686]

Lagrimas.por

[MissRachael1799]

chickens are cannibals

[guardien1459]

Shay's beard would eat yours

[evilaislynn23]

parkour chicken!!

[modelssignup]

ujello

[Dzormagen]

was this suppose to be funny?

[saviemac]

oh how'd that febreeze get there

[UnorthodoxWarfare]

0:57 HIDDEN UNDERWEAR

[IDemonicTwinky]

NEW COUCH!!

[missrockcantswim]

u brought the red face back!....now bring back craig with a wig

[YoruChao14]

i love farmville

[osvaldo713htown]

Clever wheezy with the super note trophy as a link... Im still a shaytard Rebellionite

[BlueSkyes17]

new couch new couch new couch new couch lol

[MrMegabytes]

JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE! YAAAAAY!

[SecondF00t]

you are not friendless, you have me(: 

[ChacoCinn]

That is a very brightly colored porta potty. And i like it.

[Starari]

@1:23 You sound like John Malkovich

[Greentea493]

"Yeah it's called My Girl"....that was hilarious.

[gardengnomer0]

way to use a video to clean up your apartment. Props

[camelCaseFTW]

hehe been a while since ive seen *shirt*

[Warriorsluvv3r]

I thought you said you'd be a gopher D:

[Clixadon]

whats that orange pillow called? o.O

[MechaTeapot]

Forever a Clone.

[IndefiniteDemise]

Parkour Chicken -- oxymoron.

[amyrocks10]

its also a great place to frolic... and trip (;

[SuperSheepskin]

I won! I won cityfarm!! bwahaha

[TappWaterStudios]

Did you go to Farmville?

[slurpee205]

god clone! thats the second broom!

[csunshinew]

where i live we have lots of uh... trees yep thats about as green as we get

[MrMackowacko]

Does anyone else think city farm sounds like a Facebook games

[TheLoonwolf]

Slow internet connection! I thought one minute and five seconds of video had loaded somewhat fast, but it turns out you just got a new settee.

[mattwzito]

3:04

OH GOD. THE ASPECT RATIO.

[webethezombie]

A farm in the city? BLASPHAMY!

[jmagpie0226]

awesome! loved the city farm!

[takilatime]

Whats that new red thing with the cushions out of focus in the background xx

[Myrtlebunny]

parcour chickeeeeen! :D

[GrizzlyMays]

Hey, did you get a new couch?

[DroolingYeastman]

What is under that coach pillow at 0:55 ?

[tactlessgrace]

ooo I love city farm!! It was great to see some of chitown- I miss it. there are a bunch of small farms all over the city, growing in old parking lots- I hope we continue the trend!!

[Melophant]

i think i see underwear under a couch cushion.. embarrassing.

[AGirlNamedTori]

*Beard!scratch*

[xoxoamberdawnxoxo]

NewCouchNewCouchNEWCOUCH!!! :D

[PeruvianConan]

lol for parkour chiken

[PaulState1]

"maybe I didn't scream loud enough"

[lilbshull]

Inside jokes yay!!!

[InuTheWhite]

City Farm= Farmville, real life version 1.0!

[Videofreekyag]

2:52 What is Scootaloo doing there?

[coldasackgirls]

if u press 5 then 3 he says "Human arm"

[Martylovescats]

If I was Ferris Bueller; screw the baseball game. I'd be going down to City Farm.

[CPMVtutorials]

wait 1080p of beardness? YES!!!

[Fredstamonk]

you should go outside more

[NotAsCoolAs]

But you stole my area Craig!

[TheCatMidnight]

funny thing i just finished watching "My girl" in FCS class

[AeonDeity]

NOBODY ON YOUTUBE IS GREEN! NOBODY!

...and that includes you

-stares at you while reading this comment-

[LookItsAUnicorn]

That pillow on the floor annoyed the crap outta me the entire video.

[iamdaniela]

BAHAHHAHA! Parkour Chicken!! LOVE IT!!

[dmazz55]

love the jurassic park quote

[tofufacekim]

How the hell are you able to wear a long sleeved shirt in the middle of summer.

[rosey4exclaim]

City Farm? Is that like a combination of Cityville and Farmville?! Be my neighbor, Wheezy!

[zsomborlitkey]

Press 2 repeatedly for pig noises. for those mobile view guys... GET a pc!

[redflufflykins]

You don't have to eat the chickens. You can train them like dogs. I had a pet chicken... She was awesome.

[SpoonsofWar]

Forever alone

[MikeyNewJin]

Smile

[xsigamorx]

Bring back free bagel friday

[TheDoughertyFamily]

Lol blow up doll

[vannavaderful]

I completely love this video...hell I love most of your vids. --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Animapersis]

omg my girl :L

[shaunofthedead93]

The port-a-loo is Craig's TARDIS, just so you guys know.

[XxXcAmMiiXxX]

I'm just going to sit alone in the dark...

[TheJasonShowNation]

IF I GET UP TO 5,000 SUBSCRIBERS I WILL KISS A WATER BUG ON MY SHOW

[Bioniclejab]

I wuv yew wheezy!

[ilovelionmore]

0:55 to 0:57 is just so adorable :) <3

[TranslationPlease]

You're such a city boy, I never knew! Ah well, all the more entertainment ;)

[ToofEx]

Parkour Chicken is almost as cool as Sexy Clone!

[jonibongoizkewl]

wait what was i going to comment?? i wonder?

[yellowmeerkat97]

It's been three days and we miss wheezy.... :(

[MrAdan1125]

did the eagle and whale died? D:

[shadowSoAr]

to bee or not to bee

[S0APYJOE]

Weezy where dem videos at!

[BigThickHardD]

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