Fake DS Review - "Frog Jump"

[thelittlegumnut]

turning captions on in ashens vids is priceless...

[JakeTV370]

CELERY

[cosmicpapermario]

JUMP FROGMAN JUMP! Breaks*



[sonisphere098]

My friend is a compulsive lier

Examples include;

1. My iPod gets 3G now after an update

2. My dad is friends with Steve jobs

3. I seen someone take a shovel that was also a spoon on dragons den

I wish I was making it up

[360Lonewolf]

wats up with the b and a buttons

[TheRandomguy06]

Omfg I saw a black frog jump at a thrift store called unique

[Weegee9005]

I laughed at the screens.

[HazardousKFC]

Im the 351,000 Viewer!!!

[TheEisha03]

where did you buy the fake ds ?

[TrollfaceINC]

When he threw his DS, I was seriously shuddering. You just don't do that!

[PaperCrafts141]

Tatendo FJ

[jwblobman]

Two things here

1. I thought frogs were amphibious (which means they can survive on land and in water for those not experts in the life of a frog)

2. I am a fan of blobs

[TheRandomguy06]

Omfg I saw a black frog jump in a thrift store called unique

[ThePurefuckingMayhem]

thats jolly innit

[8Cell4Cube]

@sharzypunk 0:40.

How to watch a video. 1. Listen, 2. See.

[moonlightkisu]

lol, devil's ass

[Themaniacnextdoor]

dum dum dum dum dum dum CELERY

[evoiii8]

I miss my white DSLite. It was the best handheld system I owned.

[MrJ0mmy]

wow i thnl

[Platitudinous9000]

Blobs! *dies of excitement*

[noodleboix]

3:10

ALMOST RAGE QUIT

XD

[htownhomi3]

Wow...two years agoo..hard to beleive that been watching that long

[TheConeClan45]

ads have wasted alot of my life to youtube i dont care about some melted vegetables that look like shit in a cup

[nexonkartrider309]

20 stalks? BEAN OR CELERY?

[pininpich]

@nexonkartrider309 Brony?

[nexonkartrider309]

@pininpich Lol is there a problem?

[pininpich]

@nexonkartrider309 No,I'm a pegasister (fem. brony). 

[Tenkagethewise]

ITS RAINING TAT HAL...wait no thats bad

[thegamerguru97]

raining tat eh? i wish it rained tat in my part of england it only ever rains zones with megadrive game sin em here

[trolldonut]

Yes! I love blobs! How do I get one?

[LoquendoExplosion]

How i can get one? :( I've buyed the LTPS Handy game for 5 dollars :D

[HYEYBT]

This is probably the angriest he's ever been.

[braselton94]

"Go my brother!" "Celery!"

[Tylerfreeman99]

CELERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[Megafanman703]

It's fake alright

[100teb]

nicccccccce

[kjw21411]

CELERY!

[ParkingSucks]

He has his on fingerprint collection.

He still need Ron Howards though.... Kinda tough to get that one....

[cookingboy3]

Bum-bum bum-bum bum-bum - CELERY!

[MegaFoxdude]

Thats more of a FS

[super4deluxluigi]

nice game 

[redfan1971]

I'd buy one for £1 if i see one at a car-boot sale.

[DeusEditing]

OMFG, Every single one of Ashen's vids have a "Heinz Advert"....-.-"

[DeusEditing]

Fuck off "Heinz Advert"....

[mongolianape]

he sounds just like the guy from zero punctuation!

[Marcohazard]

it's frogger!

[jasperhhkk]

so cute

that kind of thing-like

[scatzilla99]

CELERY :D

[SSAirsoftowns]

CELERY! FUCKIN' CELERY!

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

SELERY!

[bored0stiff]

Since when is falling into water a problem if you're a frog?

[Amaranthus616]

@bored0stiff poison water?

i dunno, i never understood it fully either heh

[lamplight5]

Thumbs up if you hate the adverts

[1312scarside]

Jolley!xD

[julian9486027]

Jesus I loled so hard

[flexyldy]

2:44 with Transcribed Audio: come from the refugees crossing

0.0

[RealFunnyPics]

so is this game for your phone or your calculator? O.o

[airedalegirl99]

ur accent is soo sexy especially when you say "blobs" and "water"

[vettenhap]

its looklike game and watch

[Nicky02468]

How ironic, a 3DS advert just before a fake DS review. :D

[onpon4]

@Nicky02468 Irony is something contrary to what you would expect. I'm not so sure seeing an ad on a video is ironic. It is a funny coincidence, though.

[strongo25]

@Nicky02468 That's coincidental, not ironic.

[basher400]

@Nicky02468 How ironic, A STUPID FUCKING HEINZ PASTA ADVERT ON EVERY SINGLE ASHENS VIDEO.

[Grantofglyn]

I like your reviews, but you should be a little more respective to the people who send you these things. My feelings would hurt if I had to pay and send you one of those and you talk shit about. It's like a kid on Christmas who is ungreatful for his toys.

[Ninjazap1]

@Grantofglyn Uum, the idea is to send him rubbish stuff. He's supposed to make fun of it, it's tat.

[Grantofglyn]

@Ninjazap1 Ashens is a douche bag

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@Grantofglyn tits.

[Grantofglyn]

@ChristianU2ubeh Fuck off bastard face :D

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@Grantofglyn wut

[Grantofglyn]

@ChristianU2ubeh Tutty tutty titty boob milky tits jingle bells

[weyder3ify]

your mom has screw holes in the back

[TheAkatsuki357]

@weyder3ify oh snap son

[supermaster301]

i have this one and i played it out (all 5 frogs on a leaf)

[TheMiNeCRAFTER55]

I want one

[OrganMan007]

@TheMiNeCRAFTER55

you want ds frog or you want the CELERY????

[TheMiNeCRAFTER55]

@OrganMan007 BOTH! XD

[OrganMan007]

@TheMiNeCRAFTER55

i prefer cabbage and cucumber more than CELERY!

[spongebobrules99]

Celery!

[LeekGallade85]

My friend has that.

[Milesprower1100]

CELERY!!

[MrSkinnyBill]

I have looked for ages for the video that began with "Celery" xD

I remember watching it before but I couldn't remember which one :P

[EccentricBriChu]

I love his accent. <3

[hgt081999]

"MILDLY" frustrating??? I'd be epic pissed! And I'd give anything to see him flip out!!!

[killled12]

i got a black ds a while back to see if my son was useing it i would clean the fingerprints off and when he grabed it his fingerprints were there so i knew but wasnt mad because he was aloud to use it

[Simok1234]

meh, atleast its way ahead of the pop stations

[waynecoolkid]

this small frog cant swim eh?

[kevinGvue]

will it blend?

[lyricsmaker102]

dam ihate avertisments FUCK!

[Fuzzthefurr]

I think the inherent problem with frogger is that FROGS CAN SWIM!

[hunt3erz53]

i love you'r opening,subbed=D

[didjano]

CELERI!

[AMysticSeer]

Its actually a whole lot like a dual screen Game & Watch.

[platinumpikachu13]

all white and has lots of screwholes in the back

[mafiawarsmaster28]

This guy sounds like sneekylinux!



[PolarCard]

CELERY!

[MrPerbertil]

"looks like a ds and plays like the devils arse" lol how do u know how the devils arse plays?

[evil1424]

how much did u spend on this lol

[mw2gam3r1]

i just keep replaying the review so i can just hear him say cellery

[WoWItzzMe]

do u make theese?

[ratabebo]

chintendo gs



[mw2gam3r1]

@ratabebo what would that stand for?

[94crazymonkey]

I like collecting fingerprints too.

[ThAGaMeR1000]

That's no DS That's a BS

[ninjabastard666]

@ThAGaMeR1000 oh ohh ohh, cmon, that was so witty... omg my sides split...

no, that was not my reaction, although you wished it would be....your comment was possibly the lamest thing i have read all day, YES IT IS BULLSHIT nothing like stating the obvious huh.

[TheSlipKnot981]

@ThAGaMeR1000 lol

[NinjaKasumi01]

@ThAGaMeR1000 LMAO xDDDDD

[OrganMan007]

@ThAGaMeR1000

huh?BS? Beef Steak? Bomb Squad?Big School?

[sniper77shot]

@ThAGaMeR1000 That's BS not Thats a BS fucking retard.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@sniper77shot Would you say, hey! That's DS when referring to a Nintendo DS?

[Therealguymins]

@ChristianU2ubeh homo

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@Therealguymins Celery!

[yijun29112]

The real DS: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Fake Ds: sucker! he love me now wahahahaha!!!!

The real Ds:i hate you creator!!!

The next Dayy~~~~~~

8am

creator:fake DS suck>let think someting cool.???????? LEt brun it!!!!!

Fake DS:why is my body hot and i'm melting???? I on fire!!!!!! why? why? why you have to burn me??

creator"you suck!!!1

real DS:hahaha who suck now?

BUY THE REAL DS OR YOU DIE> THE FIRE CAN SEE YOU BUYING REAL DS OR FAKE DS.

[go2viraj]

@yijun29112 Bullshit

[semmeessgamer]

kinda like game and watch

[ChukkaDane]

"oh, I fall int he wooter" 1:42

[NameRetarded]

YOU FOOL! DON'T CROSS THE SCREENS!

[SGmoshu]

Can't frogs swim tho?

[zZbumblebeeZz]

lol

[TheUgatan]

i'm planning to buy one... what's your take on it

[TheMrcodmaster133]

you take like blunty3000 lol

[twibkidx]

Im excited about blobs!

[rubikscubenath]

I love blobs!

[MsHomie87]

Looks like a DS,But plays like the devil's ass.Lol

[cutemimi25]

@hellokitty51999 That's good.

My Friend TheFuntimes202's favorite video was the A88 video he loved it when Ashens said to the fake iphone "Nice to see you thanks for coming out".

[stupidjeloinc]

You have to lose lives to get more time, Thats mad!

Madness? THIS IS FROG-JUMP!!!!!!!

[fasteddi6]

ashens evry singel video is of you accept...neo dubule games fake nintendo ds lite a fake psp ds mini review...cool

[kaname2311]

were did u get it ????? i want it cause its stupid!!

[kazoie1]

@kaname2311 i think he said somewhere he got it at a garage sale or it was donated or something

[kaname2311]

lol man wat a screw up:P

[NonRandomUser]

SALARY!

[jason123456789210]

Geoff is the Sad Onion!

[cutemimi25]

@hellokitty51999 Then subscribe to him.

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

@PointlessAndAwesome exactly.

[Danieldx22]

how many have he spend in cheap consoles

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

@PointlessAndAwesome RACIST!

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

@PointlessAndAwesome or did you? O nvr mind i will take your word for it...

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

@PointlessAndAwesome are names are similar...

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

Why is the word cellery the top comment?

[petersruwen]

thats bad xD

[legofreak1109]

hang on, the main character is a frog and it dies in the water. o_O

[pepkitten01]

NOT so... epic?

[pepkitten01]

So EPIC!

[Tenkagethewise]

Where the hell are you finding these?

[snipsz39]

@Tenkagethewise people donated tat to him to review

[ConkerzxBFD]

bloobs no way i love blobs where can i get one??

[MikeeyD01]

okay whats it called im gonna see if people can buy of internet

P.S i aint buying

[soudersstryker]

There's a reason no one plays those kinds of games anymore.. It was literally painful to watchHimOpen it and play it

[286893]

I want raining tat......

[mornmeril]

I found one of these today in the local Carrefour supermarket. It was the soccer one, and I had an impulse to get it and send over to you, but it was so RIDICULOUSLY expensive! It cost around 30 quid!

[cocokitty55]

@mornmeril quid??

[cocokitty55]

@mornmeril quid?? whats quid?? :/

[bellamy158]

@cocokitty55 pound its a english saying :)

[Drwhofanindatardis]

The instructions say: You must used small frog to go jump into across two screen mode. Then, you go to green leaf and be safe when more frog come by up screen mode to save game. More points scored by move screen mode and make points frog be scoring. LOL!

[MrA240]

@Drwhofanindatardis You missed out 1 phrase at the beginning: "printed in a single sheet of toilet paper"

[ElevationLowJJ]

@Drwhofanindatardis The writer probably did not make it for their English.

[legofreak1109]

@Drwhofanindatardis Time, To earn time, you must kill frogs XD

[Magikjimmey]

thumbs up if it where a little bit neat:)

[longkuan]

why did you throw the real ds

[AmienVids]

frogs are born in water. why would this one die when it fell in water

[23nagasaki]

An exellent video- Chef Exellence...

[missrockstar22]

LOL!! This video is hiliarious

[MajinWamu]

you are so dang funny. this is my third video im watching from you and gosh are they all funny

[MrBreakBeast]

where do you get all this shit ? 

[IanEduardoMeneses]

CELERY!

[boyercam]

I WANT ONE!

[IamtheHatMan]

@imthatpokemon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Don't cross the screens.

It would be bad.

[imthatpokemon]

haha ,,oh now ive got to cross the screens. 1:34

[Thunderbolt535]

I found a fake gameboy

[Oveneise]

Hey, I remember having one of those DS derivatives, except it was black and had Space invaders on it. Biggest piece of shit I ever played.

[Sosincorporated]

Rewarded with time for compulsive suicide :D best..game..ever.....if you're jewish.... JK jewsies! ;D

[WhiskasIII]

0:30 WHERE ARE YOU WAS WHEN I BOUGHT MY DSL?

[EMBvideos]

So if you die, you are rewarded with more time. If you go the whole game without dieing, you have less time. Well, um...

looks l