Coffee with Claire for January 1, 2012

[naganokumas]

I'd love to sit down for a cup of tea with you. Coffee. Sorry. I drink that, too.

Forgive me, Claire. Don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

Keep it up. Thanks.

[scarletharlot69]

there is a lot of inbreeding, madness and stoopidity amongst royalty and aristocracy

[Brandt761]

God save the queen

The fascist regime

They made you a moron

Potential H-bomb

God save the queen

We mean it man

We love our queen

God saves

[scarletharlot69]

@Brandt761 God Save The Queen for Number 1 Jubilee week as is traditional :-D

[Brandt761]

@scarletharlot69 this is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

[Joosybum]

@WildwoodClaire1 Thank you! Judging from all the glowing reviews and the theater full of morons who clapped at the end (while I laughed in disbelief), I thought I was the only one who thought the movie was a trite piece of feelgood nonsense. Now I don't feel so alone.

[8698gil]

Check out these people in the bar looking at this guy discussing men touching each other's chest hair and so on. And in that lisping effeminate voice. Is he for real?

[WildwoodClaire1]

@8698gil no, it's from a movie.

[complexadaptive]

@WildwoodClaire1 If I am not mistaken that is Christopher Penn brother of Sean?

[WildwoodClaire1]

@complexadaptive yes

[8698gil]

@8698gil Sorry, my mistake.

[dasjotre]

blimey, we won something!

Happy birthday and all the best in the new year.

[christallh24]

Seriously, stupid people that didn't vote for Bryan Fisher! He was definitely the most crazy and hateful!

[Wrath0fKhan]

Oh my lord! ;-)

[123backinyerface]

Yup Monckton did the most damage with his asshattery, no one deserved it more.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@ElginSteamer As someone else pointed out, he does look disturbingly like Jim Jones.

[arealbladeofgrass]

@WildwoodClaire1 I think the actor to which ElginS refers is Marty Feldman.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@arealbladeofgrass AH! I thought he was talking about our Dim Bulb of the Week.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@ElginSteamer I think he is trolling too, but that doesn't mean he isn't a Dim Bulb.

[1980albatros]

@WildwoodClaire1 HAHA!....Monkton, that guy has been in my cross hairs ever since greenman3610 started ripping him for his bogus climate denial theoretic. GOOD SHOW! }}}:)

[fourbabies1]

happy belated birthday.

[PurpleGhost]

@ElginSteamer - No indeed Elgin, he's a TV face yes, but perhaps not the sort you might think. He had a show which was geared towards 'disproving climate change' - he's was a frequent guest at fox news for a while as well.

Monkton has also given numerous speechs across the whole globe to try to pursaude people of the "lies about climate change happening".

You can trust that he's about as serious as Mad-'tide goes in, tide goes out'-Bill.

He's only as fraudulent as any other fool.

[TrollieTrollerson]

@ElginSteamer You're thinking of Marty Feldman. Young Frankenstein. He died from shellfish poisoning in 1982.

[5cutch]

Happy birthday!

[complexadaptive]

He is indeed a dim bulb but cmon all you folks don't troll the eyes, graves disease is a life threatening autoimmune disease, caused by hyperthyroid activity. Discuss his ridiculous ideas not his appearance.

[TrollieTrollerson]

@complexadaptive I am hypothyroid and weigh nearly a quarter ton. It's definitely life threatening, and I get made fun of every single time I go out in public. I'm not even a glutton or close to it. It used to hurt my feelings, and now I'm getting even. I reserve the right to wallow in ad hominem attack - I am NAMED for ad hominem attack. I take it, I can dish it out. Anyone who doesn't like it - too bad. I live under the proverbial bridge.

[xdassinx]

Didn't Monckton do Subway commercials because he liked the Moon?

[TrollieTrollerson]

@xdassinx That was Quiznos. I loved those rats. They were delicious.

[berner]

Logic: "Hey I have a circular block, that will fit in the round hole"

Theists: "Hey why can't the square block fit in the round hole? I know! I'll just use a smaller square block. See?! It fits now! Hey... why is everyone laughing at me?"

[g0dh4x]

lol @ somebodies redneck grandma ranting on youtube

[Desertphile]

Deputy Sheriff seems to have some issues he needs to address, while listening to Charlie Rich ("The Silver Fox") singing "Behind Closed Doors." I laughed so hard I chipped a tooth.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@Desertphile and I bet dentists are few and far between out there at the ranch.

[gir908922]

You're birthday is the same as my boyfriend. New Year's Day. :) Also, excellent choice for Dim Bulb of the Year.

[Bookwyrm86]

I love it. Harun Yahya does indeed look like an 007 villain. Perfect characterization.

[Desertphile]

@Bookwyrm86 ;

"Do you expect me to talk?" -- Charles Darwin

"Oh no, mister Darwin! I expect you to die!" --- Harun Yahya

[BinaryBunyip]

@WildwoodClaire1, Just out of interest, what does the American national anthem mean to you?

[WildwoodClaire1]

@BinaryBunyip It's the national anthem and the poem was supposedly composed by Francis Scott Key while he watched a British bombardment during the War of 1812.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@BinaryBunyip Were you looking for musical or literary criticism or an assessment of the symbology, perhaps? Or my emotional state on hearing it?

[BinaryBunyip]

@WildwoodClaire1

All of the above, if you want to. :)

[WildwoodClaire1]

@BinaryBunyip It's an ok tune, but difficult to sing. The lyrics are marginal. When it is presented prior to events, I stand with hand over heart, as is customary.

[KalimaShaktide]

Claire can you PLEASE link to the channel of the winner...I have no farking clue who it is

[PUNK86C]

@KalimaShaktide I think he does not have his own channel here, but if you simple search for "Christopher Monckton" on YT you will get quite a few hits. "Lord Monckton Bunkum Part 1 - Global cooling and melting ice" by potholer54 might be a good start.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@KalimaShaktide Are you subscribed to Potholer54? He has GREAT videos about Monckton, who is a climate change denialist and an A-1 lying douchebag.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@KalimaShaktide For a briefer intro to Monckton, watch the video I've attached to this one.

[BornWithoutReligion]

That guy's eyes freak me out! I can't even hear what he's saying (probably a blessing) because I can't stop worrying that one of those orbs will drop right out of his head. *shudder*

[AsifVidios]

I don't know about a crockaduck but I think Monckton may be some sort of frog-man

[eals524]

Bah! I thought it was sure to be Harold Camping, still, Monkton is a worthy winner.

[edgewayround]

WOW a Brit got the gold medal. I bet it's the only gold medal we win in 2012 ...... Ha ha ha ha

[WildwoodClaire1]

@edgewayround I'll be curious to see who gets the stadium afterward.

[mrgodbehere]

@WildwoodClaire1 To be honest, I think the reapply will go the same way and West Ham will end up with it. It smacks of an attempt to placate Tottenham, though I think for Tottenham to move so far east would be a bad thing. It's not just a shift down the road like Arsenal with the Emirates (although historically they did cross the river from South East to North), it’s a shift to a different borough; technically a different city within the metropolis.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@mrgodbehere Give it to Leyton Orient. :)

[mrgodbehere]

@WildwoodClaire1 There was a *brief* suggestion that Orient and the Hammers might share. That would be fun!

[realk1234]

love your videos Claire, wish you a happy 2012

[TheoreticalPixies]

Best wishes for your birthday, Claire! :)

[emancoy]

Christopher Moncktons won a landslide victory in 2011's dim bulb of the year!

Sadly the same country that produced the likes of Christopher Hitchens have also produced a person like Christopher Monckton.

[goliathprime]

Question to women out there - and I'm not advocating the stupid forced ultrasound viewing procedure - would viewing the ultrasounds really change anyone's mind about having the abortion? Is it actually traumatic for the women, or is it just another annoying step in the overall procedure? Admittedly I'm quite heartless, so a viewing wouldn't effect me, but I wonder about other people since I'm a tad disconnected emotionally.

[Turandot29]

@goliathprime, it wouldn't change my mind. What's next? Making both sexes gaze upon a hernia or inflamed appendix before it's surgically repaired? What about a tumor? An ultrasound is not medically needed for the termination of a pregnancy and I don't know how this ludicrous requirement can legally stand. Has it been challenged in the courts? Anyone know?

[TrollieTrollerson]

Claire, did you ever see that video where - I think it was an Australian guy - interviewed "Lord Monckton" under the pretense that he was a Sasha Baron Cohen character with heavy make-up who wouldn't leave character. (Kind of like Andy Kaufman did, and Stephen Colbert to a lesser extent?) Absolutely hilarious. You can get more info if you want by googling both names together.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@TrollieTrollerson no, I haven't seen it.

[RyuDarragh]

Hahaha... ESEL radiates so much repressed closet homosexuality, *I* can sense it, indirectly, and I AM a heterosexual (when pinned down, I do, however, refuse to follow the usual stereotypes of "masculinity" :P).

[WildwoodClaire1]

@RyuDarragh Isn't it appropriate that the acronym is German for "jackass"?

[SwineNahNah]

I'm a bit puzzled, that guy in a black hat complaining about ones with low testosterone... does this mean he's a women (who deffy are low on the stuff) hating fag longing to be hugged by some strong hairy hands? Not like I'm offering, just some unhealthy curiosity. 8D

[WildwoodClaire1]

@SwineNahNah And I didn't even take the opportunity to make fun of his "U.S. Marshal" pin (WHAT's that on your chest, MISTER?!" A PLEDGE PIN...on your UNIFORM?!"

[SwineNahNah]

@WildwoodClaire1

Ehmm... if that was a movie reference, I must admit I haven't seen it, at least not yet.

P.S. A don't think Brits are happy about the use of anthem, I have a couple of UK nationals among my relatives. I mean, it's OK to make a Union Jack bikini for some girl pop singer or paint Mini or Jag in national colours, but MOnCKton and anthem... eeww

[WildwoodClaire1]

@SwineNahNah It is a quote from the classic American comedy "Animal House." Look the scene up on YouTube, it should be easy to find. As regards the National Anthem, in making videos, I put in what I think is funny and hope others laugh. In this case, generally, my UK friends did.

[TheLivingDinosaur]

God bless the googly-eyed fucker and all who laugh at him. A fitting end to a year of ridiculing fucktards! Happy New Year to you, Claire!

[masluxx]

@ WildwoodClaire1 i normally stay away from ad-homs, but why am i not surprised your winner looks like a lemming that took one upside the head as a child?

[Hyperplaterine]

Does anyone have any tips for me? When I'm debating theists I counter them with facts and logic. But every so often, out of the blue, they hit me with something so mind bogglingly stupid that I suffer mind freeze. How can I guard against them?

[WildwoodClaire1]

@Hyperplaterine Sometimes one can be momentarily stunned by some jaw-dropping bit of ignorance from a creatard. Just relax and fix them with a cold stare while your mind clears and then calmly explain why what they have just said was the stupidest thing you've ever heard. But, remember that one of their standard tactics is to move the goalposts or change the subject when you are making things tough for them.

[lstntn]

My computer's been in the hospital for a couple weeks, and this last offering from you is what I call a "right proper" way to celebrate having it back and a great and entertaining way to "kick off" the New Year. Not only good stuff as usual...but even better. ... Thanx

[Lynchpinn101]

Great episode as always, thank you :) Merry NewYear to you and the fatassedcats!

[cherrydog9]

this was the cherry of sanity on my curveball first day of the year

[tctheunbeliever]

Happy Birthday. I think Poe wrote a story about Monckton's eye.

[dondude69]

Wild bill causes me to be easily distracted and I almost missed the rest. It is not surprising that googly-eyed twit won, what a moron!

[malaca777]

Harun Yahya didn't win!!!!  =..........(

[WildwoodClaire1]

@malaca777 I think he is the most purely evil. Will Bill is just a blowhard.

[AhrimanAhura]

How can anyone look at Monckton and not think of the Upper Class Twit award to go along with his Dim Bulb?

As for ESEL, does he make his videos in mama's car so she doesn't whoop his ass for spewing that sewage in the house?

And Happy Birthday!

[TheCrankyAtheist]

He may be a disgusting waste of atoms, but I really wish I could pull off the "Harun Yahya" look. Of course I've always had a great love for Bond villains.

[that1pessimist]

Happy birthday Claire :3

[lilimax555]

Happy Birthday Claire !

[gabiotta]

Score one for good old Blighty!

As a nation we produce very little of any worth apart from pop groups and big mouth bastards who don't bother fact checking and sail on into the choppy seas of a debate with little more that a cricket bat to hammer our points home.

I would be proud if I wasn't so embarrassed.

[screeningmimi]

My hat's off to you Claire! It cannot have been easy to narrow our abundant field of dimwits/ hatemongers down. You did it, and always do a great job. Happy New Year! .

[JTO500]

Shall keep looking..no I am not a Christian,,just do not care for swearing,,hope to find place like yours with out the swearing..it just stands out to me and shows me immaturity..o well guess way i was raised..I see a good movie then ask myself Now --could they have made that movie with out all those f words..maybe more creative words and actions..Refuse to go down the toilet bowel and listen to swearing or join iin

[TrollieTrollerson]

@JTO500 Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucker fucko fuckita fucktard fuckwipe motherfuck fucktard fucketa fuckita cunt cunt cunting cunthole twat shit fucking cunthole twatshit asshole motherfucking cocksucker fuckito fuckitoon fuckwad cuntspasm fuckstick cuntstain pisshole fuck twat shit piss tits motherfucker cocksucker pisswipe shitstain cuntsucking fuckwad twathole motherless fucktard dickhole douchebag phuck twat sonofabitch bastard motherfucking twatstain pissant cunthole. This is therapy.

[TrollieTrollerson]

@TrollieTrollerson Oh yeah, and a happy birthday and an even happier new year to Ms. Claire !!!

[WildwoodClaire1]

@TrollieTrollerson except that you left out "pig-fucking whore." :))

[WildwoodClaire1]

@JTO500 I occasionally use what I refer to as "Anglo-Saxon" but rarely because too many viewers have told me their kids watch my videos.

[seethegalaxy]

thanks for these videos, & keep up the good work -- happy new year

[krazykraut]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

[MacNutz2]

Oh yeah, Most happy B'day and many more happy returns.

[MacNutz2]

Well, I did not vote for Monct the Dysfunctional but he is a well deserving member of this coveted award Claire.

That DMCAing asshat is such an obvious closet case. I don't say that about gay hating Christian but in his case it is impossible to avoid without being disingenuous. He is working too hard to convince himself that those sweaty hard dreams he's having aren't really his.

Too bad he's such a nobody, because it won't hit the news when he gets busted in a washroom somewhere.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@MacNutz2 I spent an hour or so learning a bit about him. It convinced me that the last thing that boy needs is attention.

[MacNutz2]

@WildwoodClaire1 Absolutely. He is addicted to the stuff. No reason to feed his addiction and encourage him to greater asshattedness.

[M0rdH0rst]

Orly? Happy börthday :)

[jimthepleb]

claire's birthday is new years day? awesome and arbitrary in equal measure!

Happy birthday Claire!

[PaulKJHarris]

HAPPY NEW YEAR CLAIRE!!! Happy Birthday too - if it is (I don't know). Here's to seeing more of your videos in 2012!!!

[evensgrey]

Well, the fascists were certainly out in force.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

AWESOME!

Two things that I didn't realize;

1. Happy Birthday!!!! :-)

2. I didn't know that so many shared my utter loathing of Lord Carbon Lobbyist!

I love it!

[O2BSoLucky]

9:03 Am I the only one who thought a photo shopped banana in the guys hands would have been hilarious?

Happy New Year Claire!

[WildwoodClaire1]

@O2BSoLucky I thought about it and decided it was too much work.

[SiriusMined]

I concur for the dimbulb choice, and great shoutouts as well.

[jock150]

Dim bulb of the year was from my country how embarssing.

[ishikawaml]

Ok, I just wanted to say the "Cowboy Gay Sex" song you played during the Wild Bill for America part was fucking hilarious MissClaire and I can barely type this comment HAH!

[80jasey]

Happy birthday Claire!

[80jasey]

Happy birthday Claire!

[BlueJupiter91]

Happy birthday Claire :D

[paulchartley]

Excellent choice for a dim bulb.

That bulb is so dim that he has links to his other channels such as his yt12213 channel where if you visit it and scroll down to near the beginning of his favourites you will find videos showing gay furry porn.

The guy is either a very distasteful Poe or the next Ted Haggard - in a furry suit.

:0)

[WildwoodClaire1]

@paulchartley I checked it out but didn't see the furries. I DID see a lot of sickly sweet anime/music videos that lead me to suspect he is actually a 12 year old girl trapped in a 25 year old man's body. :))

[paulchartley]

@WildwoodClaire1 Its on the yt12213 channel.

put the view onto thumbnail grid, load more all the way to the bottom and then come back about three pages to all the anime stuff. Its right in the middle of all that.

One is called "Random Pics 30" and the other is called "furry love - drait and aki" but there are others

I could understand the anime if he was 10 yrs younger but the guy is 27 apparently

:0)

[WildwoodClaire1]

@paulchartley Yeah, I found it. That boy is bent like a pretzel. I think he's just using the "Christian" po channel to troll others.

[M0rdH0rst]

@paulchartley gee, that background image on that channel gave me a weird boner.

[CluebotUK]

Monkton was the obvious choice. BTW Clare, where did you get that awesome banana image? :)

[WildwoodClaire1]

@CluebotUK found it on the internet.

[technowizard78]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag Claire

[TheMudbrooker]

Thanks for the shout-out Claire! Good pick for the still of ESEL, he looks like the second coming of Jim Jones.

[complexadaptive]

@TheMudbrooker ESEL is really a vile little turd isn't he.........

[udoloh]

I think Monckton is just an act by David Mitchell. You know, like Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton.

[bitiminicik]

Jolly good win!

[AttatBoomer]

Is this becoming the new "Golden Crocoduck," I wonder?

[FatRakoon]

@AttatBoomer

Each are perfectly apt and the sad, or rather funny fact is, that there is plenty of these idiots to go round

[Sarahon06]

Oh and while the odd cop guy was rambling I could help but sing along with Charlie Rich. :P

[Sarahon06]

Happy birthday and new year :)



[Atheogen]

So glad Monckton won this.

He really deserved it.

Bless the goggle eyed twats little heart.

[wavymavy]

Happy Birthday, Claire!!

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

Congratulations to The 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley... Upper Class Twit of The Year.

[cleticprincess1956]

Don't forget Claire EasySavedEternalLife also believes that the Earth is hollow and that hell is down there as well and he can hear the voices from there.

I think he needs a lot of professional help and fast.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@cleticprincess1956 It is difficult to fathom his level of scientific illiteracy. I suspect he is mildly retarded.

[cleticprincess1956]

@WildwoodClaire1

As I said in my video about him I am willing to bet he was home schooled. Just saying, lol.

Cheers.

[complexadaptive]

@WildwoodClaire1 Do not know if you have viewed this clip of Monckton showing off his incredibly bad mathematical skills on national TV Glen Beck, just type in the title of the video "Lord Monckton VS Al Gore/UN On Theory Of Global Warming" creating a new and fabulous unit "Tonnes/ppm" He really does deserve the award...as Beck and his guest look in utter amazement at the mental dexterity of this pompous idiot....

[ChickenHawk110]

@WildwoodClaire1

Claire I am convinced EasySavedEternalLife isnt retarded as such, but his channel is merely a poe / troll-bait effort. Though he isn't that good at it because its just too easily detectable IMO.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@ChickenHawk110 I've been checking into him a bit and I think you are right. By the way, did you know he had a thing for furries?

[USERNAMEfieldempty]

Whey hey hey... Marty Feldman won dim bulb of the year!!!

Not bad going for a dead guy.

[foxlake02]

@USERNAMEfieldempty Marty Feldman had Graves' disease as does Christopher Monckton. Feldman actually used his bulging eyes, a result of the disease, as part of his comedy act. Monckton just uses misinformation and distorts science for his comedy act.

[complexadaptive]

@USERNAMEfieldempty He may look a bit different physically, but he is still very dangerous because he is smart enough to get people to listen to him. His science and mathematics in practice are completely incompetent, but he cherry picks the audiences that will listen to him, and when confronted by truths of his incompetence, he becomes rude, vile and hostile. For eg. likening young eco concerned people to brainwashed Hitler youth.

[bassmanco]

WHERE CAN WE GET THE BARN T-SHIRT?



[WildwoodClaire1]

@bassmanco North Carolina State Fair, next October.

[bassmanco]

@WildwoodClaire1 Thats only 4002 miles out of my way. Ill see if i can swing by :)

[bonnie43uk]

Happy Birthday Claire. Did you know Norwich City is Stephen Fry's favourite football team? Hurrah for Monckton, nice to see us Brits win something at last.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@bonnie43uk I believe Fry is on Norwich's Board of Directors.

[kelliko70]

Happy Birthday Claire! I hope you had a great day filled with lots of cake ~.^

Great choice for dim bulb of the year.

[Bear5177]

Great video. There was epic music throughout the whole vid. Happy new year.

[cleticprincess1956]

Happy birthday Claire and have a great and safe year.

[morgannicgregor]

Happy B-day! And a healthy new year.

[satanisthetruegod666]

monkton over fisher, i was disappointed, but they were all deserving...

and I'm glad to see that easysavedeternallife got this weeks dim bulb award, he earned it.

[TheCurmudgen]

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

[TheCurmudgen]

I've been subbed to Lisa for some time and she's awesome. I just got familiar with themudbrooker recently and he too is awesome. As for the winner of the dimbulb of the year, I can't think of anyone who deserves it more. lol

[mrsanity]

I am so proud that our inbred upper class idiots still outclass the rest of the world with their malicious idiocy......honest:p

[sowcratees]

Happy Birthday!

[jjcrazi]

well put together Claire :)

[bunsinspace]

happy bidet!!!

[MistressArte]

I fucking love LJonYT ^___^

[meleder]

thanks for the good video, have a good new year

[jnjoblon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Claire.

[IzzySpeaks]

Well put as always. Happy New Year and happy birthday.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

Anyone who can bring a Bricktop quote to a pwning is worthy of a hat tipping

[WildwoodClaire1]

@ThePariahLivesOn Tip TheMudbrooker, that's from his flagged video.

[skinnyjohnsen]

"Lord" Monckton was my favourite pick for being the big bad bulb. Good choice YouTubers!

And happy birthday Claire :)

(But why is it Fulham lets in all these goals at the last minute?)

[WildwoodClaire1]

@skinnyjohnsen They don't, usually. But giver Norwich credit. They're a good team.

[AnApeLikeMe]

Happy Birthday!!!

[Bot23]

Happy Birthday from the UK

[Spinobreaker]

@WildwoodClaire1 - Have u watched Dprjones new video series, it basically explains how these dicks can sleep at night, worth a watch as u can use it to laugh at them. Its very interesting and if you havn't seen it its cool to watch...

[WildwoodClaire1]

@Spinobreaker So far, I've seen the first two. I may catch the others later.

[JamesThWilliams]

Munkton is literally a bug eyed twit.

[Spinobreaker]

Happy Birthday clair, :D

Id give u something but im on the wrong side of the planet lol

[fedos]

"I forgot where I was going..."

I'm sure you can just finish with "God said it, that settles it" without affecting your argument at all.

[TheLife2306]

lallala

just seeing if my comments are working

[foxlake02]

EasySavedEternalLife definitely is a dim bulb or else he's a POE. I'm not sure which yet.

[WildwoodClaire1]

@foxlake02 Poes usually don't flag the videos of others.