"god made it possible to prove things" science is the rational thought of humans. not some angry sky daddy. sorry to break it to you. you're pretty sure wind is real, so you're not 100% sure? like that makes sense...
LOL!!! This cracked me up dude. Keep it up! Crude satire at it's finest! Of course people have said all this shit before, but I for one love the swearing and the sarcasm. ;)
Actually folks.... The Holy Bible refers to unicorns on five (5) separate occasions!! THAT is yet another issue that Christians like to pretend doesn't exist...
The argument you pointed out is a fault in the base foundation of Christianity. If the foundation is proven faulty then the house cannot be built upon it, therefore every other argument that is based on that foundation is invalid. Another fault in that same part of the Bible is that God created plants before he created the Sun(Photosynthesis). Another argument is this: How did all the plants of the world survive the flood, and how did Noah get to all the other continents to gather their animals.
So I just woke up... feeding my fat ass as bowl of capn crunch fucking crunch berries. And thanks to this video I had to go get a towel to clean my self up after I laughed and spit milk all over myself and laptop. The video was serious, i know that but the first bit of it you said some funny shit. Great video Reverend.
And I, your god, command you to repent in your ways. Do not turn my People away from me. My Comic Book, is real as the words in my Comic Book are my words. And my words, are the law of the land. Wait... so that's where I fucked up..
While I understand and agree with fairly much everything you are asserting, all your swearing and berating of the "faithful" is for naught. You started well enough, pointing out the fallacy of biblical literalism, but just who do you think is your audience? Who do you think you will convince that way? Far too many have said what you tried to say in a better way.
Still, it was entertaining. BTW I like the Irreverent Reverend bit and look forward to more.
@drfoxcourt If you read my blog that is where i actually make an intelligent argument with little or no swearing lol this is more for fun and just to let lose with my newest alter ego :)
@imbored2 DUDE...seriously? You read my comment and thought I was serious? You need to get a sense of humor brutha. The Reverend is a friend of mine, and a fellow atheist cohort....check my channe and you'll see my latest video DESTROYING the myth of a historical Jesus.
Life is too short to jump to anger so quickly....SMILE brutha!
@imbored2 Seriously? You took my sarcasm about your sarcasm seriously?!?!? You are too cereal, and I am highly offended. I for one, won't stand for this boloney!
@imbored2 You may be the first person in the free world to call me hot...for that, you are now my favorite person in all known, unknown, and even theoretical universes. I am more used to "He's cool, but I don't think of him that way", and "I want a divorce"...LMAO.
"god made it possible to prove things" science is the rational thought of humans. not some angry sky daddy. sorry to break it to you. you're pretty sure wind is real, so you're not 100% sure? like that makes sense...
Killermolls44 7 months ago
But I have a pet unicorn -:O lol
dprubycat 8 months ago
you can't see the wind either, but I'm pretty sure that it is real!!
JennieLynne23 8 months ago
maybe God made it possible for science to prove things!!
JennieLynne23 8 months ago
But Unicorns ARE fuckin real! Unicorn Damn you! BELIEVE BELIEVE!!
welcometothetbrawl 8 months ago
You Sir, have made my day!
XCrimsonAngel005X 8 months ago
lol, Genesis is messed up.
endthedisease 8 months ago
Nice job.
tterb4 8 months ago
Unicorns are in the bible so they MUST be real! LOL ;-P
msqared80 8 months ago
@msqared80 Lmao, rather believes in unicorns and fairies then imaginary friends!
XCrimsonAngel005X 8 months ago
Christians should play more video games. A lot of the newer ones tend to "auto save" It makes for a lot less work involved to be saved.
m80kamikaze 8 months ago
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CYSCambria 8 months ago
I want to thumbs down so bad for "redonkulous" but I just can't
Buscuit007 8 months ago
LOL!!! This cracked me up dude. Keep it up! Crude satire at it's finest! Of course people have said all this shit before, but I for one love the swearing and the sarcasm. ;)
DrDavenstein 8 months ago
Actually folks.... The Holy Bible refers to unicorns on five (5) separate occasions!! THAT is yet another issue that Christians like to pretend doesn't exist...
kastnmagic 8 months ago
The argument you pointed out is a fault in the base foundation of Christianity. If the foundation is proven faulty then the house cannot be built upon it, therefore every other argument that is based on that foundation is invalid. Another fault in that same part of the Bible is that God created plants before he created the Sun(Photosynthesis). Another argument is this: How did all the plants of the world survive the flood, and how did Noah get to all the other continents to gather their animals.
SeriousPlastiek 8 months ago
@SeriousPlastiek lol i was actually planning on doing my next one on Noah
dfclaar 8 months ago
Genious!
Suscribed!
- Greetings from the Netherlands.
Shaytaan92 8 months ago
Best reverend ever, his church I would actually like to go to.
LegionIscariot 8 months ago
So I just woke up... feeding my fat ass as bowl of capn crunch fucking crunch berries. And thanks to this video I had to go get a towel to clean my self up after I laughed and spit milk all over myself and laptop. The video was serious, i know that but the first bit of it you said some funny shit. Great video Reverend.
m80kamikaze 8 months ago
You look like The Mountain from A Game of Thrones.
sdrawkcabgnipytmi 8 months ago
This is your first video? Well you have taken to it like a Lion to a Christian...lol.
Great work, well worth a sub.
123backinyerface 8 months ago
great 1st video, cant wait to see the next one..
Rotorzilla 8 months ago
Have you checked out the guy with the user name "Irreverentreverend"? I recommend him highly.
TheMudbrooker 8 months ago
And I, your god, command you to repent in your ways. Do not turn my People away from me. My Comic Book, is real as the words in my Comic Book are my words. And my words, are the law of the land. Wait... so that's where I fucked up..
gettingolder2 8 months ago 3
While I understand and agree with fairly much everything you are asserting, all your swearing and berating of the "faithful" is for naught. You started well enough, pointing out the fallacy of biblical literalism, but just who do you think is your audience? Who do you think you will convince that way? Far too many have said what you tried to say in a better way.
Still, it was entertaining. BTW I like the Irreverent Reverend bit and look forward to more.
drfoxcourt 8 months ago
@drfoxcourt If you read my blog that is where i actually make an intelligent argument with little or no swearing lol this is more for fun and just to let lose with my newest alter ego :)
dfclaar 8 months ago
@drfoxcourt He's doing what he wants. Some people actually respond to this sort of stimuli.
DukeDonut 8 months ago
Amen!
ahronzombi 8 months ago 2
totally subbed!
imbored2 8 months ago
I love Atheism in a southern accent, suscribed sir.
posae86 8 months ago 12
@posae86 I hear pennslyvanian...
m80kamikaze 8 months ago
"freely will yourself to go out and check on the facts"
!!! love it :)
LastTangoInNJ 8 months ago 3
But Reverend, you can't PROVE there are no unicorns!
djtripnosys 8 months ago 9
@djtripnosys you cant PROVE there is god either
imbored2 8 months ago
@imbored2 DUDE...seriously? You read my comment and thought I was serious? You need to get a sense of humor brutha. The Reverend is a friend of mine, and a fellow atheist cohort....check my channe and you'll see my latest video DESTROYING the myth of a historical Jesus.
Life is too short to jump to anger so quickly....SMILE brutha!
djtripnosys 8 months ago
@djtripnosys im a girl not a brutha & i was being sarcastic too :-p
imbored2 8 months ago
@imbored2 Seriously? You took my sarcasm about your sarcasm seriously?!?!? You are too cereal, and I am highly offended. I for one, won't stand for this boloney!
...and girl or not, we all bruthas ;)
djtripnosys 8 months ago
@djtripnosys your lucky your hot :-p
imbored2 8 months ago
@imbored2 You may be the first person in the free world to call me hot...for that, you are now my favorite person in all known, unknown, and even theoretical universes. I am more used to "He's cool, but I don't think of him that way", and "I want a divorce"...LMAO.
Seriously though, thanks, totally made my day.
djtripnosys 8 months ago
@djtripnosys :) no problem.
imbored2 8 months ago