John Dies at the End Teaser Trailer

[furyjfn]

rob mayes went to my school, university school in hunting valley ohio. such a dawg

[chickenandfladnag]

May every Spartan die with a turd on his lips, all hail Korrok.

[JOHstarry]

I doubt it will be nearly as good as the book, but i will definitely see it

[ineedvilence]

Finished reading the book and know im reading it again from the begining........yeah thats how awesome "John dies at the end" is !!!!!!! xD........Cant wait for the movie x)

[Jcb33]

Why does Amy have two hands...

[Willro91]

I thought the book was both, Awful and Incredibly awesome. There is so much crap going on that any plot twist loses its impact.

[MrMikeyRage]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[AftrTheMoment]

Does anyone know when this is to be released?

[GlassBeetles]

1:53 Ghost? maybe Gaz.

[Unkerlant]

They included the meat monster! Hell-muthafuckin-yeah!!

[SACKIMACKI]

Too bad the trailer looks like its for a tv series. I hope they don't mess this up.



[CasaiAgicap]

"Fuck all of you. You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination."

If they don't work that line in the movie, I'll be incredibly disappointed.

[frehazerd]

i freaking love this godd*mn book and i swear imma be p*ssed is they f*ck it up

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

As long as they leave the "Possessed Sport's Reporter" part in. I'll be happy.

[eternali333]

they won't do the story justice unless the movie's like three hours long. it'll just be underwhelming like most superhero movies out nowadays. there's too many minor details they'll probably just scooch over

[emilyhamberg]

As I was reading this book my reactions to certain parts got my roommates interested and now they desperately want to read it too. I fear I may have spread something that was best left untouched and contained...

[MrColonelChameleon]

spoiler alert: john dies at the end!

[Skathra]

@MrColonelChameleon

Did you even read the book dickhead?

[xblade11230]

David wong is supposed to be asian, teh fuk

[ChaoticApples]

@xblade11230 he says right in the book that it's a fake name since wong is the most common last name in the world -- Arnie even asks him, saying he's surprised because he's white....

[MightyNeonFraa]

@xblade11230 No, he isn't. At the very beginning of the book Arnie mentions he didn't expect Dave to be white and Dave tells him it's a pseudonym.

[6Shooter28]

@cinejen How so? He's pretty well-renowned.

[maxluzie]

the book is perfect, my favorite book, so I hope they don't fuck up the movie

[cinejen]

This director is an asshole.

[kojack117]

“Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.”

[Sullivanwushere]

Is this going to be in every theatre or only in a limited number of theatres for a very short time?

[FractureLord]

John saw Largeman and saw a room imprisoning Amy and saw me looking

outraged and decided it was best to turn Molly’s ass toward Largeman and hope

she shat on him. He did. She did. And how.

[DamienBlaze1]

No

[Droopah1]

does jogn die at the end?

[lilo19951995]

dude just finished this book, so excited

i hope they keep john's craziness in this, he's so awesome in the book <3

[Alucard37]

@lilo19951995 I also just finished the book. I'm pretty stoked for this flick. I really wish they'd announce a date though.

[BrassVaz]

@lilo19951995 If they don't get John's character right, I will, in one continuous motion, triple-kick the director in the face and hit him so hard with my gun that the batteries fall out.

[iRockYurSockss]

Just finished reading the book, can't wait to watch this omg

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

This is so awesome that I fell to the ground and began to shout "EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!

[elmucks]

Marconi: "They have a weakness."

John: "We know. Chairs."

Damn I hope they kept that.

[elmucks]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.

I can't wait to see this. The book was so much fun to read.

[transitiondenial]

can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait

[unclemalky1]

Where is my Brain-Canister?!

[TrueLoveIsntTrue]

WHEN IS THIS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR ME?!?!?

[Alucard37]

No... It gets worse. Much worse.

[BandBProductions7777]

And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that.

[animefangirl455]

so I wonder what happens to john at the end...

[BrassVaz]

If any of you see a big, green, polka-dotted mushroom, set it aside. We may need it later.

[stevoridesagain]

You're not even real. You're just a figment of my penis's imagination.

[JapaneseAnimationMan]

Large Man looks freaking scary

[hinaruto43ver]

umm... this film does not appear to attempt to be a comedy

[annie10103]

This door cannot be opened

[jzero4813]

Looks like it's trying to be Naked Lunch.

[TigerTrippN]

Just saw this at The Library at Sundance. AWESOME! Total trip! LOVED IT! :)

[johnny74ify]

thanks for telling the movie, asshole

[MrColonelChameleon]

I bet you I already know the end ;)

[donniedarkodevotte]

@MrColonelChameleon

I bet you don't.

[kida026]

@MrColonelChameleon I'll take that bet.

[MrColonelChameleon]

@kida026 haha! In the end, john dies!! hahahaha!

[stoofnstuff]

lifeburry...

[faunathesauna]

I'm so scared that it will be terrible compared to the book...

But I can hardly wait to see it in theaters the moment is comes out.

[CidLuneth1989]

@faunathesauna It was well received at the Sundance Film Festival from what I heard.

[J03hb]

@faunathesauna A book will always be better than the movie.... 99.9% of the time.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

@faunathesauna EVERYTHING is terrible compared to the book. That's a normal feeling.

[aCOOLguy9165]

@SuperFappo you have a fear boner? Large Black people give me fear boners.

[WonderousCreations]

Omg cant wait, one of the best books I've ever read!

[leftset]

Ha ha, with a name like Superfappo I guess there's not many things that don't give you some kind of boner ;)

Love that the Sundance screening went like gangbusters. Can't fucking wait for this.

[SuperFappo]

This movie is giving me the biggest fear boner i've ever had.

[SuperFappo]

@SuperFappo *second biggest

[Sethraz]

I serve none but Korrok. SMART MAN.

[mironpa90]

This isn't even happening. This is just a figment of my penis' imagination.

[neoAlchemist684]

i was gonna go see this at Sundance, but i've changed my mind now.

[skiller1080]

@neoAlchemist684 i wanna go! all sold out...

[SeanGooley]

@skiller1080 I got really lucky and bought the last ticket before it sold out, just last night!

[neoAlchemist684]

@skiller1080 luck you! let me know if it was worth it. Go also to "The Raid" - hands down best action film everrr!

[doomrider7]

When does this glorious film come out?

[LSDubstep]

I feel like this book would be really hard to translate to film... I'm still going to watch it, though.

[cheese0muncher]

DMT fack yar!

[Sanjidub]

eye

[ABRParkwayDrive]

Am I the only one wondering if they'll do the scene where the door handle turns into a penis?

[killerbumble]

I'm sorry, this.... just looks... awful...

[crocen0]

i hope John doesn't die at the end.

[Mellonikus]

SPOILERS!!!

[LunaHelsinkiBlack]

My bf told me the entire plot of this movie/book. It took a freaking hour. xD

[auzio]

I don't know so much about the plot-line... but this looks like it could possibly be a rip-off of the manga called MANHOLE. Please tell me if you have any info. Thanks.

[Cuiasodo]

@auzio It's based off of a book of the same name written by David Wong (which is a psedonym for...I can't remember the actual guy's name). Any resemblance is probably coincidental and at any rate I'd highly recomend the book.

[TheNYRevolution]

@Cuiasodo David Wong's real name is Jason Spurgin, just saying. Cannot wait for this movie.

[Splashy151]

@TheNYRevolution The book was very tedious and mediocre.

[TheNYRevolution]

@Splashy151 Your words lack knowledge. Begone!

[TheParanormalPirate]

@TheNYRevolution D0 U M4573RB473 C0N574N7LY?

[mediarulestheworld]

@Splashy151 Then leave the fucking page. I would hope you'd be smart enough to realize that fans (like me) are just going to attack you (like me).

Obviously you aren't that smart or you wouldn't have made that comment.

[Splashy151]

@mediarulestheworld Lol calm down man, I know TheNYrevolution he is a good friend of mine. I only left that comment too annoy him. XD

I can understand your anger though, so just too set the record straight! The book does seem very interesting and people have told me good things about it.

Sorry If I offended. :)

[mediarulestheworld]

@Splashy151 Oh...hehe...

I just get angry when people bitch about things on Youtube...but I guess that's hypocritical so nevermind. XD

[stevoridesagain]

@TheNYRevolution Jason Pargin. John's real name is Mack Leighty. Both write for cracked.com

[ssss806]

i already know the end of this film...... john dies...

[reggiardito]

@ssss806 How the hell did you know that?

I bet you're working with these guys.

Well, thanks, asshole, your movie just lost a client...

[ilovetoparty1]

@ssss806 lol u didn't read the book

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

serve

[Sanjidub]

eye

[musicfeedspeople]

Are you bringing this movie to SXSW 2012?

[96ideaslater]

@musicfeedspeople

Yes they are. Though you may already know that by now.

[mumdangerous]

I read this when it was on the internet, then bought the book and then bought the audiobook. All three are a bit different, I think. All good and I'm interested, but this looks like the adaptation of the adaptation of the adaptation. But, Paul Giamatti FTW.

[handyman646]

1:31 wats up with all the topless chicks?

[drivebee]

@handyman646 They were all meant to be bottomless, but the censors probably weren't pleased with so many people hanging dong on film.

[lizolizowa]

Just finished the book like literally five minutes ago. I'm so pumped for this film.

[ilovetoparty1]

this trailer is a figment of Johns dick's imagination!

[julien111122]

Care to donate some blood to the CHAIR-ity?!? Im so eager to seeing that movie!

[wolfofthenight1]

The book is so cool!!!!

[EnochMetatron]

For a moment I hesitated, then drew two fat, neat lines of mustard along its length. It seemed like the right thing to do.

"Now put it up to your head."

[dragonalley001]

the book is epic i love it and the movie seems to be good too but its just a bummer they didnt make david and smoking fat guy like he himself tells us in the book XD but oh well still EPIC

[SuperToother]

Also I'm extremely fucking giddy for this movie! The book is sitting next to me. Hm..don't seem to remember it having a beard a second ago...

[SuperToother]

WOOF WOOF WOOF!! (CAT CAT CAT!!)

John?

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOOFFFF!!!! (CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAAATTT!!!)

He was gone.

[mediarulestheworld]

God this looks amazing. :D

[Collinthegreat1]

I wonder how it ends.

[Tawaxyon]

Soo... John will die? ;(

[authenticpoppy]

@Tawaxyon LOL - Read the book.

[e1337666]

I really really hope that the movie is going to be as good as the book!

[MAXAM4444]

Gotta love the skeptic, mon.

[MySkyizBlue]

Anyone else gonna watch this high on drugs? I think it's the only logical way

[lizolizowa]

Just got this book for Christmas, have about 100 pages left. It's AMAZING

[JontyJT]

"ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇᴅ"

[mjolnier8]

john, my penis is so big, that if my penis had a penis, my penis' penis would bigger than your penis

[DronyDrone]

@mjolnier8 Fuck you, you don't even exist. You're just a figment of my penis' imagination.

[shemjie19]

can't wait to see this :) and can't wait for me to finish the book.. hehe

[cptcommunism99]

Your sentence is in, you get the CHAIR.

I kind of wish they'd kept the tension with the "Don't look in the mirror." thing, but, ah, it does get the point across.

[51918]

It was always 3AM for John.

[TheQuietK]

And just think, it's soon to make its debut at Sundance.

...

Get the keys

[xtraice4me]

There is no physically possible way I could be any more excited for this.

[MrAndyAndrogynous]

I'm going to ejaculate.

[AtorTheFlyingEagle]

What is the film poster at 1:50 mark? I can't quite make it out.

[MegaScooter458]

@AtorTheFlyingEagle All I can tell is that is called "Run....." something. I looked up the name Elliot Swann but there's no one named that on imdb, or even anyone named Elliot S. So I think it might just be some random fake thing they made up.

[12398LOLLOL]

I GET HIGH A FUCKING LOT SO I CAN FEEL WHAT SOY SAUCE FEELS LIKE

[homestarrun]

Finished the book today and damn, I think I'm seeing things now. Super stoked for the movie!

[WhiteFoxDubstep]

I'm not sure if this is a real movie or not.

[DeeEye69]

@WhiteFoxDubstep Oh it is, very much so. Based on the book of the same name.

[nbodinetz]

@WhiteFoxDubstep Hell yeah it's real :D

[xXdarkwhitewolfXx]

DOUG JONES

[DavidoHiguera]

This is one of the movies next year that I will actually pay the overpriced movie ticket to see.

[MyLifeAsSue]

Holy shit I cannot fucking wait!

[ronallen10000]

@MyLifeAsSue Preach on!

[ShitMovies2000]

Looks pretty shit.

[BiancaBlade]

"You're the kind of man a man wants, when a man wants a man."

[waitingformypopcorn]

Please please let the world not end in 2012 so I can see this movie.

[PatriotMetalsFL]

Yay for flashes of tits on youtube!

[CliffyH21]

1:30 lol, fred durst

[tinypythons]

“You should have quit while you were a—”

[GabbyNPC]

@Curttehmurt Read the book man. It will go into more depth than the movie. Books always do; not that's a bad thing, if they adapted the whole book the movie be like 4 hours. Plus they're are some killer one liners. This is probably one of the few books you'll actually laugh at loud from reading.

[Curttehmurt]

@GabbyNPC it's not's not that I'm putting down the book, I just never have the time to read

[DrZook]

I am never going to that restaurant again! They serve no-one but Korrok.

[leezeris]

I concur with that particular brand of opinion and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Looks outfreakinstanding!! Unfilmable my arse.

[iammaddiehearmeroar]

9 people found the pi symbol on the bottom of their feet.

[Curttehmurt]

haven't read the book and probably won't, but I totally want to see this

[mafleeted]

@Curttehmurt the book is fucking hilarious, and honestly pretty great. first book to really make me laugh.

[MrAwesomeBrett]

A message from Korrok...."Anyone who doesn't watch this is a fag"

[julien111122]

I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK! LONG LIVE JDATE!

[kasiwassie12345]

I have never laughed so hard at a book in my life! This movie better do it justice or I'll sick a meat monster on them -:(

[Hansius247]

OH MY GOD!

nuff said

[JoshScores]

1:31 for tits by the way. Although there should be penises.

[JoshScores]

The goat feels it and screams and there is pain and pain and neither the goat nor the wolf nor the pup understand their place in the machine. I stand above all, and call them fags. I AM KORROK.

[JoshScores]

I AM KORROK. In the mountains of Uruguay, a goat gets its hoof caught in a posthole and the bone snaps like a twig. The splinter juts from its skin, blood spraying onto white fur. It is stuck like that for three days. Finally, a wolf mother comes along, carrying her pup in her jaws. She lets the pup feed off the goat, gnawing bits of fur and skin and tearing at muscle.

[MrBaconmoose]

You guys, AMY IS NOT IN THIS TRAILR.

The first ginger girl you see can't be her because Morgan Freeman Cop was already dead by the time she actually came outside. The second girl is David's vision of the meatghost, she has long brown hair and blue eyes, and that's the part where they're driving her to her house and John's telling her about shit.

NEITHER ONE IS AMY.

[piratecat]

@MrBaconmoose Well who is the girl they show wearing the Scooby Doo "Ghostvision" glasses then? I feel like that must be Amy as she is the only person who wears them... other than Dave.

[MrBaconmoose]

@piratecat Oh snap, I didn't even notice her. My bad. Well I still don't get why people are talking about her hands then, from what I can tell, they don't even show her hands...

[JackieJelly24]

@MrBaconmoose Yes, she is. Shes the one in the Scooby Doo 3D glasses.

I don't think she has red hair though. But she will have one hand.

[JackieJelly24]

Respond to this video...  I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK-WHOA, WHAT?

[MrWildtizzle]

I just blanked out what time is itKORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUEROR KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK

[MrWildtizzle]

I went to a McDonalds and ordered a bratwurst. There was a very strange ad involving a clown eating. Screw you Korrok, I'm lovin' it.

[ChrisRokers]

*Spoiler Alert: John Dies at the End!

[Xiety]

"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.

[Camphibious]

wonder if fred durst is gona be in it

[ransax]

Looks good!