Zelda: Skyward Sword Music - Batreaux's Theme

[Morake1773]

Link:*Takes Sword out*...*Puts away and takes out Bug Net*.......*walks up to bateaux*

Bateaux:WAIT DONT HURT ME!

[meeshter24]

Whenever you get a "grabitude crackle" from someone, it reminded me of Sailor Moon and the Star Seeds. It felt like Batreaux was secretly planning something evil, needing so many Star Seeds

[Hannah139005]

@meeshter24 omg thats awesome i love sailor moon :D

[LOZSSwolf]

I love how instead of the girl being afraid of him, she's like his best friend.

[mayonakanokonakona]

This part is sooooooooooooooooooooooo LOL xD

[wolflover123123]

I always imagine this guy with a French accent because of his name... but then I see the eyebrows and I think of him with an English accent o-o

[Ninjaboi321]

NO NOT THE BUTTERFLY NET!!!!!!!!!!!! -Batreaux

[3minuteAdventures]

@Ninjaboi321 Funny thing is: I was in such a panic when i first met Batreaux that i just mashed my B button, which was equipped with the bug net.

[butteredjames]

The awkward moment when you finally transform Batreaux, and you're hoping he's beautiful, and then he's ugly as fuck.

[Ivi24ify]

He look like that Frankenstein monster from the old movies.....

[Smfsableye]

This song reminds me of the most disappointing moment in any Zelda game. I wanted to fight him so badly!

[Phr3nos]

I felt sad for him after he turned into a human. As a demon, he looked all badass, as a human he was actually scarier. xD

[SoraAndLinkLover01]

When I first met him, when it was as if I was to fight him, I went in and he was acting all scary. The one word that was going through my mind was, I'M SCREWED. 0_o Then when he acted all scared I was thinking, COWARD FIGHT ME!!

[DominicTheBombinic]

Oh God please don't open that chest....just remove all thoughts of that chest from your mind...pay no attention to the seductive light blue and gold chest whose mysterious contents is just a cut scene away...

[InvaderGIR98]

@DominicTheBombinic I opened it. Don't open it.

[GanonAkumaFan]

@InvaderGIR98 ome on, that medal isn't even a problem! Just drop it at the Item Check!

[InvaderGIR98]

@GanonAkumaFan I know, I already did xD

[VolvenIV]

Mais oui mon ami!

what? Batreaux sounds French!

[googletoper]

@VolvenIV lol, dragon quest swords...

[AvAiRoHfReAk]

Just a hint of creepy, but mostly just goofy sounding...me like

[nintendude8VG]

joseph ducreaux

batreaux

oh god this guy needs his own meme

[gabb9262]

SPOILER:

The final reward is quite lame.

[MrYoursuchanoob]

Pedraux.

[JediLink123]

@MrYoursuchanoob Vote for Pedraux!

[MrYoursuchanoob]

@JediLink123

You...you blew my mind!

[Narutofreak996]

Scream as loud as you can huh? .... Seems Legit

[porcellusstudios]

People say that Skyward Sword is generic and doesn't have its own identity as a Zelda game. Those people clearly haven't seen Batreaux.

[tjmario64]

When i got this game a million graditude crystals were given to nintendo <3 this game =D

[Qwesda94]

"we were just playing the scream as loud as you can game!" yeah ok.........

[Julio3324]

Music reminds me SO MUCH of Banjo Kazooie for some reason.

[ExplodingRecycables]

@Julio3324 I just looked into this video on youtube to see if anyone agreed with me. Even the interior of his house, just the colors and style, remind me so much of banjo kazooie.

[RepoMan550]

Pedotreaux's Theme would be the most fitting title for this :P.

[Jesspeon]

I'm assuming his name is pronounced "Ba-Troh" beings that in french, the "eaux" makes an "oh" sound

[MrFantasnick]

@Jesspeon Indeed, that is the correct pronounciation :)

[JediLink123]

Am I the only one that thought it was pretty obvious he wasn't evil on first sight?

[msx629]

Anyone else got a Beauty and The Beast vibe with this character?

[lovemuffintop30]

Dude, when I first saw him I was like "Bring it on bitch!", but when he turned out to be nice I was like "-_-"

[animelink123]

I"M REALLY HATING 1 PERSON RIGHT NOW!!!!

[JoeWildthing]

This song kinda reminds me of an old PS1 game called 40 Winks

[MrHahausmellbad]

Child Molester...............

[mattstartsomething]

I reached this part when I was playing in the middle of the night and this guy honestly scared the crap out of me at first... curse you music and your power to make scary things scarier! D:

[tylers7988569]

If a demon wants to touch you in a certain place, that's NO good.

[MegaLuigiguy1]

Geez.. why did they change force gems into happiness crystals or whatever they are??

[MrFantasnick]

Wait...if Batreaux need starbits to transform...HE'S A LUMA IN DISGUISE! XD

[vinitrujillo]

@MrFantasnick So true, the first thing I thought when I saw those Gratitude Crystals was

"Dafuq?! Starbits in Zelda?!"

[RotomRules64]

@MrFantasnick There is no such thing as an orange star bit, son.

[MrFantasnick]

@RotomRules64 Are you sure? There's gotta be some in the Galaxy games! orange ones I mean.

[DeckofDragons]

@RotomRules64 Actually, if I remember correctly, there are such things as orange starbits.

[zackarii]

@MrFantasnick FOOL! Those aren't Starbits! They are Grabtitude Crackles!

[Marklmon1]

@zackarii. True, but they look exact like Star Bits.

[TheKoopakirby]

@zackarii Video Games Awesome?

[Dantick09]

Well at least he gives some good prizes but man he s a pansy

[TheArtyDragon]

I knew something was up when I did a skyward strike on him and nothing happened.

[TheNorang]

wonder what happens if you give gratitude stone to Ghirahim. 

[Atstyle]

@TheNorang you get anti-master sword that gets purified into the real master sword no need to forge the skyward one.

[Moshata]

Batreaux: But I wasn't doing anything!We were just playing "scream as loud as you can",and--!!

Link: Hi, I'm Link from the Kight Acadamy in Skyloft. Why don't you take a seat over there?

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

@Moshata OH GOD I LOLED SO HARD

[jesh010]

@Moshata just take a seat...have a seat...

[IanROX22]

@Moshata That is brilliant, I can't stop laughing now

[animelink123]

How many STUPID HAPPY CRYSTALS DO I NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IAmTheMantisChild]

@animelink123 hahahahaha...

...80.

[29linkfan]

@animelink123 80

[ElvenSpartan777]

@animelink123 !80!

[DrMcMario]

Am I the only one that thinks the gratitute crystals look like starbits?

[animelink123]

@DrMcMario OMG!!! your right!!!!!! it does look like starbits!!!!!!

[DrMcMario]

@animelink123 I know right?! They toatally made them look like that on purpose.

[MsYummyYumyums]

@DrMcMario lol I told my friend she was like what are starbits and my face was like

O.O

[DrMcMario]

@MsYummyYumyums She's probably never played a videogame, has she? lol

[1018931]

"Oh! I want to be a human so badly it pains me! You have to find more Gratitude Crystals! Come back when you find ten of them!"

*later* "Come back when you find 30 of them!"

*later* "Come back when you-"

me- "OMFG! FIND THEM YOURSELF PEDOPHILE"

[tbuc500]

@1REbeccaChambers: Holy crap! I was thinking the same thing! When I firat heard this, I immediately thought this melody would wok perfectly in a Banjo-Kazooie game. Maybe Batreaux could be a cameo if another BK ga e is ever made. :P

[SilentValtiel8]

I still think when he's a demon he just is wearing a costume..

Rapppe

[nielsisback]

Demon: Rapist

Human: Bigger Rapist

[Cran64]

grabitude crackles...

[AnimaxRules]

PedoBear approves...

[XellosNi]

To think it was this guy's fault that Skyloft is dangerous at night...

[ODOACERCORP]

When I first found this goof, I went in, took one look at him and went, "HOLY FREAKING SHIT ITS VIRE! THIS IS GONNA ROCK!" Was kinda disappointed when I found out he was a good guy, but then I laughed so hard at the "Scream as Loud as You Can Game" line that I forgot. Am I the only one who remembers Vire from the Oracle games? He was that bat thing that acted as Twinrova's Lieutenant.

[stephane279]

@ODOACERCORP Yeah I do remember him! He was an asshole XD

[BlackRaven6695]

This guy looks like a Dragon Quest boss.

[MasterSwordFi]

I love this idiot! :D 

[1REbeccaChambers]

this theme reminds me of Banjo Kazooie or Donkey Kong 64..

[Monjonbo]

Cheapskate... Jovani at least gave me unlimited money. This guy just gave me a bunch of empty wallets; Mocking me! 

[cyclos12]

How did they know that was my favorite game to play with my uncle…THE SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN GAME!

[enterprise0709]

if PeanutbutterGamer would redo his top 20 of weirdest characters, this guy would probably make it to the top 5...

[helloimawesome77]

When he's human, he instantly reminded me of Chancellor Cole.

[TheRealMaryAngelina]

my thoughts were "Oh so he's not a monster.......he's a pedophile."

AND I have no idea how to say his name. I went with Bellatrix.

[LinksWickedShadow]

How do you pronounce this guy's name? I always thought it was Bah-tree-oh.

[helloimawesome77]

@LinksWickedShadow its bat-row

[dav666777]

@LinksWickedShadow Batro

[dav666777]

@dav666777 (Assuming it's a french name. It definitely looks like one)

[Mp5Drummer]

@LinksWickedShadow Bat-row, it's like the word gateaux.

[LegendofLink1220]

@LinksWickedShadow i thought it was bah-tree-ix or bat-tree-ux

[HersheyDux]

Master, a report. There is a 100% chance that this thing wants to have unprotected anal sex with you. I also confirmed a 100% chance this thing is contaminated with HIV. Communicate with extreme caution

[MrAuthor3DS]

Am I the only one that suspects the loud scream game was Kukiel's idea?

She does seem like the eccentric type of kid, after all.

[vengence9331]

reminds me of when i first got the cursed medal...

[TheFalconparkour]

I can't explain why this song is so effing catchy!

[Faladorian10]

Am I the only one who never even went looking for Kukiel? Go look for your own little shit.

[TheT800infiltrator]

*Pedobear Seal of Approval*

[katcullensparrow7]

Did anyone else think he was a fucking rapist when he told you he was playing scream as loud as you can with a little girl?

[PhantomTrevo]

@katcullensparrow7 That's exactly what I thought. I thought she was screaming because he was doing that to her, but boy was I wrong.

[katcullensparrow7]

@PhantomTrevo I think the scariest part was when you saw him as a human ughhh

[sepewrath]

This scene was hilarious, anyone else think "You sick bastard" when they walked in there? Its funny, I was ready to kick his ass and then, I started a jump attack and he starts begging for mercy, a hilarious scene.

[TheFireboy699]

@ZackuroViolet, if you look closely he has two VERY small eyes close to his nose, the yellow bit is just, well I dunno but I thought that was his eyes and well, it freaked me out a little ;)

[Orpheonix]

Kulkiel, ... you're still in a world of shit.

[MrPotatoSack177]

"Nintendo, Now you're playing with pedophilia and that's just wrong."

[balltavorb]

I assumed he would be an optional boss you unlock after getting all the gratitude crystals.

Nope.

[ZakuroViolet]

I do not get his eyes... are they eye brows? Or is he crossed eyed? .. What?

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

When he's a demon he looks like he wants to eat your soul. When he's human, he looks like he wants to rape children.

[gopherdude]

@AkimboNinjaPWN When he's a demon he looks like he want to eat your children. When he's a human, he looks like he wants to rape them.

Personally, I'd prefer he eat them.

[machogrubba14]

OMG i have never heard this theme before! who is the Batreaux and how do i get to him?

[boolengleng]

@machogrubba14 At skyloft during nighttime, go to the graveyard and push the gravestone thats closest to the tree. This will open up a passage that will take you under skyloft and into Batreaux's house. This is also where you find Kukiel, the missing little girl.

[machogrubba14]

@boolengleng Oh he's the vampire guy that asks for the gratitude crystals? yah i know him i just don't remember his theme song very well

[Nintendotron64]

@boolengleng but before you push the gravestone you have to hit it w/ your sword. I'm in the middle of his quest and I just don't know what to think of Batreaux. I mean his personality makes me want to trust him but the theme music makes him seem really suspicious. UGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! good bad good bad good bad good bad good bad good bad *blue screen of death*

[MegaPoster404]

I feel like Nintendo punched me in the face with that 80 crystal reward >.>

[Hannah139005]

@MegaPoster404 i still don't have all the poes yet from twilight princess

[Fluxriflex2]

fell off the platform by sprinting down the ramp the first time I discovered his house.

When a knight caught me, i thought " how come they haven't seen his house before?"

[Ultrasteel]

This guy is goooofy! xD

[Xybur7]

There's a crystal in the middle of the sky! How do I get it cause my bird can't fly at night?

[SegaMaster172]

@Xybur7 Use the beetle after it's been fully upgraded.

[Majorasword64]

@Xybur7 Your beetle.

[FireTehCannonzors]

BATREAUX DOES NOT EAT NACHOS

[TheParanormal]

@FireTehCannonzors Brave and Bold reference ftw!

[Ultrasteel]

@FireTehCannonzors Now that you say that...someone is probably gonna make a Batreaux on Drugs video.....o_o

[Nick59093]

lol when i ran into him i just about jumped his ass

[NarutosBday1010]

@ZeldaOokami Have you looked in and out The Lumpy Pumpkin along with looking atop Beedle's Shop during the night time? Another place to look would be inside the sword training room.

[bassguitarmeastro]

I hope I am not the only one who dashed against the walls just to make the paintings ''more scary'' XD

[SalvationStudios1]

@bassguitarmeastro ? Wait, is this some kind of easter egg? *rolls into walls*

[ZeldaOokami]

Aww man, I'm missing two Gratitude Crystals and can't find them... I am using dowsing, though...

[Ultrasteel]

@ZeldaOokami Try looking around Beetle's Island, Pumpkin place, and Skyloft(including the houses)

[tonycorte19]

@ZeldaOokami Be sure to check the pumpkin and beetle islands at night. And inside of the academy.

[Gueest22]

BATMAN!

[MasterOfTrapos]

did grant kirkhope wrote this song?

reminds me of donkey kong 64

[Glentina428]

@MasterOfTrapos See this reminds me of one of Rareware's music, especially from Conker's Bad Fur Day. I don't know why but it kinda reminds me of Count Batula's theme song from that game...

[TylerMoochy]

I was so disappointed when I got all the gratitude crystals -_-

ALL that work...for a wallet that's pretty much useless because you can't get all the crystals til near the end.

[XxSisterWolfxX]

i was so ready to fight him and then it turned out he was nice. he became one of my favorite characters.

[ZoalZaphalimule]

welllll I guess the moral is "don't judge a book by it's cover"

[PKtheHEDGEHOG]

I suppose I'm the only one who actually saw the whole "DON'T HURT ME" thing coming... considering the girl was standing RIGHT THERE... smiling... and unharmed...

[Alchemisterius]

To be honest, I would only expect this soundtrack from a Rareware game.

[GalekC]

@Alchemisterius Overall, I'd even expect Batreaux himself and his house to be in a Rareware-esque game.

[Tezcatlepocatl]

@Alchemisterius

Rareware is dead...

[LupheXine]

That blunt comment was actually funny. Way to rub salt in the wound, heh.

[Alchemisterius]

@Tezcatlepocatl Not dead, but purchased by Microsoft.

[Tezcatlepocatl]

@Alchemisterius

So... pretty much dead as far as their ability to do anything but repetitive boring crap is concerned.

[holyice7]

@Alchemisterius

No, effectively dead. None of the original personnel are there any more, Kirkhope included.

[SuperHushPuppy]

@Alchemisterius Tell me about it. Rareware was king when N64 was around.....

[torchwood12]

@Alchemisterius I totally agree. It's got Grant Kirkhope written all over it.

[ZeldaOokami]

Epic Mickey?

[julex234]

Gratitude Crystals look suspiciously like star bits... how curious.

It looks like we have a mystery on our hands. Let's split up Gang!

[Birthnote]

@julex234 And they even have a sci-fi sound effect when 5 are produced. Jinkies!

[TheNinwii]

sounds like something from disney

[iPlayer64]

I wonder what Gratitude Crackers taste like...

[NGburrito15]

Uncle Bats! :)

[eggyyockio]

Idk he still seemed shady to me for awhile lol. "Ohhh I'm not going to hurt her. I'm just playing "scream as loud as you can" with this 6 year old child"....."alone....in my creepy house..... in the middle of the night".

[OpusMagenum]

@eggyyockio Sounds like something the pervy old man from Family Guy would do.

[eggyyockio]

@OpusMagenum Yeah I know lol creepy monster man

[robotortoise]

@eggyyockio I know, right?

I thought the dude/demon was a pedophile at first. :/

[AquaPersona]

@eggyyockio This made me giggle.

[Animangal44]

@eggyyockio not to mention that he said she would be returned in the morning... o.O

[LucienofTheLight]

@eggyyockio exuse me, she 5 years old. geese get the ages right on your minor zelda characters! X(

[animalgal999]

It was pretty perfect for me, because I was at a point where I really didn't feel like killing anything else, and so I got into Batreaux's house and I was liking his name but knowing I was going to have to kill him, and then he turns around with the whole, "DON'T HURT ME!" thing and I was like...relieved. XD Made me feel pretty cheerful about the whole thing~

[Zeldarocks199]

@animalgal999 I wanted to kill him........ Well at least those gratitude crystals got me one piece of heart ahead of the Strategy guide. I have 11 hearts while strategy guide has 10.

[animalgal999]

@Zeldarocks199 XDD Don't you love when that happens? Playing TP nowadays (because I actually know it well enough now that I CAN do this), I always try and race my strategy guide on getting heart pieces.

Never works.

BUT I'VE COME CLOSE. WE TOTALLY TIED AT THE END OF MY LAST PLAYTHROUGH. :D

[dav666777]

@animalgal999 Who the hell uses strategy guides on adventure games/RPGs o.o

[fireorb2]

@dav666777 I do they make my life so much easier the silent realms would have been annoying without them. I'm the type who wants to get things done.

[Lexyvil]

@animalgal999 I felt the same~

[TheDivineShiver]

I was a little disappointed that you didn't have to save Kukiel, because that would've been epic. What I expected when I was going inside that house was something like finding her tied up or it would be a secret dungeon. But instead you got this fool playing a game with her. It's actually kind of funny that he wasn't bad, but still.

[zRawki]

@TheDivineShiver secret dungeon? xD

I would never expect THAT much from a sidequest lol