How not to steal a motorbike

[robbiepeters512]

This is one "statuesque" video. =p

[donnietodd89]

This video is a favorite on Vientiane

[blackslay552]

should have had it stalled in first, and handle bars locked, just sayin' lol

[The88katana600]

If I ever find some fool trying to take by bike It's going to be a bad day for them, make that a bad yr of rehab in the hospital!!!!

[TheIraqi007]

the music is funny lol

[UerMom]

@TheIraqi007 Go die in a pit of fire.

[cdltpx]

Lojack for your bike? That sucks that you have to pay for lojack for your bike they recommend that you lock your bike to things just what we need when riding is a big ass lock that can break our bones? When they catch someone stealing like this they need to take a sledgehammer to his feet so they can't load another motorcycle ever again.

[TheAyden123]

umm im pre sure thts how u DO steal a bike u tool

[Insidapc]

Pull that shit in Iowa and we'll Kentucky curb-stomp your ass!

[Cody1707]

@Insidapc

if you can catch us i mean them

[bradders2681]

they got away though no matter how dumb n clumsy, and probably sold the bike for £200 if that

[SuperBadDream]

lol :D

[BadAssXJ]

I have a LTCF (License To Carry a Firearm) here in PA. I'm allowed to use my firearm for self defense purposes. I am not allowed to protect my property (My motorcycle, my trans am, my house). I am only allowed to protect myself, my loved ones, and those around me. I'm okay with that, as there is insurance for property. I'd still be incredibly pissed if someone stole my bike.

[kurtistjones]

i would too than my self if need bee but would def get the point across and feel em suffer would be all worth it

[mr1000rx]

I'm guessing Benny Hill is a suspect.

[TRaTSeRiF]

In Canada, you'd probably violate a law if you asked'em to pretty-please with sugar on top let you keep your own property.. One guy got arrested for firing warning shots over some scum throwing Molotovs on his house while his family was in it.

[mattkingnz]

cant believe one of the guys was wearing a typical stripey burgulars jumpa!

[sn1zzo]

@mattkingnz With a super obvious skull cap LOL

[Jperk23]

Smdnigga likes nigger cock!! Lol have u had a bad experience with them to be so hateful?

[yourleftnut1]

typical niggers.. always ripping others off

[markdawson1982]

what a shocker. niggers

[karmachasescathy]

They tried that shit on my friend. The gang was stealing the bikes to raid high end watch shops etc .

But they never factored in the 2 x big security trained dogs . The guys left the bike and went nuts trying to get into their van which got battered .

Bike thieves need acid pouring down their throats

[MotorcycleFair]

love the background tune,, benny hill woulda been proud

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[kempflar]

I HATE BIKE THIEVES !!!

[Vrublevskogo]

lol....

[smdnigga]

shoot to kill.. seriously fucking niggers make this place a shithole

[loglog7]

@smdnigga You have got to be kidding me...

[MrConpro]

@smdnigga fuckin goof

[DarkBrute]

lol....

[No1Richman]

Fucking pikeys...

[XxT3rr3rxX]

Hey it workd didnt it???x)

[amcabbott]

well at least they can scrape dna off the cement

[Bastercina]

HAHA THIS IS FUNNY

[bas949]

thiefs are pathetic losers who can't afford there own stuff

[TotalLossRider]

@bas949 not true. thiefs are moterfh*** who are too lazy to work like a decent person and just steal stuff a decent person worked his ass off for.

if they found a job they would be perfectly able to afford their own shit.

[travazoid911]

@TotalLossRider HEY! no.... just... No. theifs work hard at what they do, planning, and actually doing, and the hardest part, getting away lol.

[nicksf1]

Dumb fucks need to lock the front forks and the front disc, try and steal that shit then.

[stonerj0e]

i don't care what anyone says ... I PARK MINE IN THE LIVING ROOM !!!

[ukmale164]

@stonerj0e its the only way bro, the only way.

[MaximusPrime2010]

You could always take off your shoe and throw it at them, haha.

[Cloress1]

"That is why I have a gun" wtf? you stupid fuck, you think its your right to shoot someone in a parking lot because they're stealing a motorcycle? No, your fucking stupid laws allow cretins like you to have a gun so you will shoot other thick fuckers, like yourself and therefore reduce overall crime. This applies to any penis whoever thinks about saying "That's why I have a gun" hur hur

[dan7212]

@Cloress1

they stole 2 bikes of mine. I would shoot any bike thief in the head. They are in the same line with paedophiles, murderers, rapists etc. Also i would shoot anyone who defends such motherfuckers.

[sonicblew]

@dan7212

Shut up internet tough guy, you probably don't even own a gun.

[sheemsheem]

@dan7212 because you are an angry american with hate

[nicksf1]

@sheemsheem ]

Imma steal your house, your wife, your car and anything you hold dear, and are you gonna stand there and tell me to have a nice day?

[perdedor3571]

@Cloress1 ? wtf are you talking about kid? lmao. why is it stupid to own a gun? do you think its stupid to protect yourself or something? i get it your one of those "stupid fucks" that are against guns and think they should be banned.

[jeepcj7dude]

I had my fireblade stolen from chilliwack b.c. 12 years ago and no theft insurance on it.

Id still freak out if i found out who did it!!!

[cededog]

clumsy, yeah, but got the job done in a jiff.

[markistc]

this guy tough his bike how to fight back, but it still got jacked soo..............

[zrscustoms]

I would make all those fools deep throat my shot gun.a motorcycle get stolen every 5 seconds in the us.never leave your bike out of sight

[Knights2theEnd]

yo people with the video camera, did you call the police?

[LEANDROANDINA]

wow that is the exactly what i was thinking

[StlyDutch]

Great cameraman..

''Hey!! They're stealing a motorbike!! Lemme get my camera and record this stuff :D''. How about you run outside and stop them?

[UjioSatashi]

lol benny hill always does the trick

[yourleftnut1]

if those 2 running after were the owners, i hope the thieves got shot..

[Bgeves888]

this reminds me of when my lawn mower was stolen. I came home to find them lading it... They slammed the back door, smashing the glass, and jumped in took of (like they just robbed a bank), and nearly caused a crash at the end of the driveway. A police car drove by no more than 15 seconds later, but they would have been doing 100 mph, and the cops never saw or caught them (although I called almost immediately)

[sssmmmvvv]

What you mean "How not"? They got away with it, didn't they? Looks like it worked pretty well.

[gyrate4]

Too bad the van didn't blow up on them. I hate thieves.

[corbinzthebest]

looks like a bunch of fuckin retarded mexicans but all mexicans are retards

[2466VM]

@corbinzthebest well all mexicans are people, so I guess we're all retarded? In this case you would be retarded as well, making your statement nothing but a claim from a lunatic..

[BadWaters]

@2466VM Although I dont agree that all Mexicans are retarded, you have done nothing to help them. Please refrain from posting nonsense. Thanks.

[webhito]

@corbinzthebest says the Arizonian redneck lol

[marianachim1990]

if they were stealing my Honda Firestorm, i would take off one of the motocycle's pipe and bend it on their head!!! X(X(X(

[H23Scarface]

haha shoot every single one of them

[theorigionaljerryitt]

ahh that song!!! its perfect!! what is it..??

[fireyouall]

if you ever find him this is what you do. first you follow him home (if he even has one)(low life scum)then drug him then take him some where and have a dog bite his balls of then put balls in blender and make him drink his own balls then take a picture of him and send it to his mom then cut one of his eyes out and stick it up his ass then set his hair on fire.. thenstick needles up his finger nails then yank his teeth out(or do it first so he cant scream so well)then say u my bitch thenkill him

[Pitkis85]

good thing they steal bikes like that because are bikers are annoying fags

[reeding]

that is how you fucking DO IT!!

[redsox152]

thats why are insurance is high cus of twats robbing them fuking asshole

[ltownposse]

yes great idea you shoot them, then not only do you not have a bike, you go to prison for 3-5.

[computerchris122]

i hate them bike thieves buy there own

[MotoXprt]

@computerchris122

Generally, people steal bikes, change the plates and the chassis number, and sell them on. You'd have to be an idiot to want to keep it.

[SuperSouthside4life]

this is y i have a ak next to my door

[bulletak]

if it was my bike and i had a gun, I'd seriously kill them all

[samuraixfx]

@bulletak , dam right :P

[rigz450]

@bulletak i dont like your logic at all, i would threaten them or scare them away but i dont think stealing (if it doesnt put you at risk) deserves to be killed but i respect your opinion.

[princepersia1]

LMAO they'd rape your bum hahaha

[kenmasters007]

@bulletak - the theives would go to jail, if the lived, for grand theft for maybe 3 yrs max. You, on the other hand, would be sentenced for 20 yrs for manslaughter :)

[hashvid]

@bulletak

If you were in California, unfortunately they would put you in jail for killing them when there's no direct threat posed to your life. But from what I've heard you could do that in Florida.

[dodgedart74]

@hashvid bullshit, you can shoot at anyone failing to stop as they steal your private possesions, it would be THIER fault, THEY would get charged with murder, for bringing themselves and friends into a situattion that got them killed, becuase as the perpitrator you are in control of everything that happens, even getting shot..... go read the bar exam

[sheemsheem]

@bulletak because you are a bitch lol!

[neurozero]

@bulletak

and you would be in jail, unless in texas. Laws are kind of stupid in most states, even if someone breaks into your house you have to prove it that you made an attempt to get out first.

[chrislsarac]

@bulletak then you'd seriously go to jail. it's all about rubber bullets yo. bruise them the fuck up!!

[TVBOYMUSICVIDS]

@chrislsarac rubber bullets shit use frozen paintballs and a high powered paintball gun filled to the brim with nitrogen. (trust me it works) i did it before.

[chrislsarac]

@TVBOYMUSICVIDS i like that.. lolol

[GOBbluthagain]

People like these need to die

[maxiflo]

That's why I have a gun.

[WarfareTartaros]

@maxiflo

That's why i want a gun.

[m33lad]

@maxiflo yah because cops are goanna give you a kiss when you pull it out in the public!! 

[sorryunlucky]

@maxiflo This is in the United Kingdom my friend Guns are not allowed over here.

[perdedor3571]

@maxiflo i agree with you. and cloress is a cunt.

[Adragil]

@maxiflo how's the gun gonna help you? these kinda things are meant to happen when you're not watching. the gun you can only use to shoot urself from sorrow later

[070mel070]

@maxiflo that's why I want a gun.. but it is iligal..

[VaderGuy9]

@070mel070 Move the US it is friggin legal here.

[070mel070]

@VaderGuy9 i know i;ve bin there done that.. my dad is a american ;) from tampa bay FL

[Regret696]

@VaderGuy9 Ive been thinking about moving to the US, not because of the gun but just for some other reasons. Will i still be able to get a gun if I'm from a foreign country :P?

[VaderGuy9]

@Regret696 Maybe, but i seriously doubt many other countries allow citizens to carry them.

[timkleinmeier]

amen

[timkleinmeier]

they're black... so shocking! ;) lol

[Lordmark1234]

fucking bike thieves

[2289rainbowmount4467]

close close ohhhhhhhhhhh

[catplug08]

if that was my motorcycle i would strap him to a tree by his balls no questions asked, cant feel any remorse for this stupid fucker

[chacho76bjj]

All I gotta say is that in some countries they have awesome penalties that mafias practice... "You steal from me, and I'll cut your fuckin hands off"., and no dumb ass, I'm not in the mafia

[Lvduggo69]

Real 100%

[Anger20008]

fake 100%

[miimamooma]

haha:D

[ismokegreentrees]

lmfao

[atlstyle21]

Why are so many people racist on here? I've seen 4 videos of people stealing bikes on youtube. 3 out of 4 were white. I just don't understand people sometimes.

[iDiViNeXx]

I've seen five, three were black one was hispanic and the other one was in some european country so the guy was white. But the reality of it is that 47% of people in federal prison are black. It's not racism it's just a statistic.

[JawsJaws]

Blacks get arrested for breaking the law not because they are black. Although that should be a crime.

[MrHasie]

being a middle school drop out and having your sister as your daughters mother should be too.

[TankThompson2011]

LOL!! yeah!

[dstutz21]

jawsjaws, funniest thing i've read in a long time dude.

[nelsen111]

lol noobs

[robbygsxr600]

yes white amercan bitches r robbers ..bloody thefes

[aerox130]

shoot the f*ckers, don't film them!

[DARKANlAN]

ye!

[shadowofcalistis]

haha weenies

anyway that was awesome for a theft video

[sabianfiend]

pikeys steal motorbikes black people steal phones oriental people steal films and asian people steal land for the mosques. i think that covers all the races

[lloque]

White people steal the most.

[cantfindnameXD]

thats a sad acqusation you are making there.

[wnbacourtqueen]

Dude where do you get your facts from> and stop acting like a racist! Your judging a whole population on just a few people. That would be the same equivalat as me saying the whole all white people are in the KKK because of stupid comments like yours. Don't judge everyone based on a few idiots.

[Reapers65]

I will, nigger, nigger, nigger, I bunch of worthless drug dealing, welfare niggers, worth nothing, That is why most nigger males between the ages of 18 and 33 end up and jail

[larwil98]

bitch th is not my face this is the fucking internet please stop hiding behind a computer screen

[JamesFryer66]

Go die prick.

[larwil98]

you sound stupid so shut the fuck up you stupid racist prick you would never call a black person nigger to thier face so please dont do it over the internet have a nice day

[rickyx1]

seemed pretty effective to me, good work fellas

[jaroslavpirkl]

thieves get penalty and motorbike back to owner I hope

[SpartaSanks]

HAHAHAhah

[ZRGuillermo]

And this is why you need 9mm

(M16 recommended)

[fritz509mia]

you took the words right outa my mouth... keep the 9 wherever i go.. even in the shower.... man i would love to put one thru them fuckers head..

[lcurtizz]

fuck that man, thats too quick, you need a paint ball gun with marbles in it haha.

Or a steel potato cannon and say its jus blumbing if you get caught with it

[Wszachta]

or a 40 cal, maybe an ak47.. steel wont stop the 7.62 unless its pretty thick. I've put holes in car rims like butter.

[lcurtizz]

my point, it would be an instant kill unless you shoot them bellow the waist, and that not as fun

[deugh26]

i cant believe how many people are going on about shooting them, letting them die slowly and what not.!! for fucks sake, its just a motorbike, a human life is worth a million times more. sure, if it was mine i would be pissed off but i wouldnt wish them harm, what would that achieve?

[doctorprox]

A life is worth more than a motorbike yes, but not the life of a theiving scumbag

[BikeMartyr]

It would replace that pissed off feeling with the warm glow of righteous judgement, of course xD

[GabrielBenitezMeiss]

Like doctorprox said... of course the life of a human being is worth a million times more...but not a fucking scumbag like that... one thing is a person who needs to steal food to survive, and ANOTHER thing is a motherfucking scumbag who tries to get money out of other people's work and sacrifice. my opinion? i would love to see those thieves hanged in the street by their balls :)

[beandick3]

deugh26 ever heard of justice

[Sahadi420]

So i guess you steal for a living. ONLY A THIEF would have such pity for the piece of shit people that make other people's lives suck by taking their belongings. A dead thief is a problem solved. This isn't about someone stealing a loaf of bread to survive. These people are just scum of the earth, shoot em in the gut, they die slower. Look at singapore, they have NO TOLERANCE for criminal activity, and punish accordingly, and guess what?? LOW CRIME!!! AMAZING!!!!

[beandick3]

Its one of the major issues / dilemmas in todays world; how to treat criminals, and yes probably strapping this guy up to a tree buy his balls, is a little extreme, however you forget that this guy has no feeling towards his victim, why should he be treated any different, of course an eye for an eye is probably wrong, however its getting a happy medium, singapore - to extreme, britian - to weak for example

[dmcn19]

I agree with you 100% deugh26.

[kyba74]

@deugh26

These theives pollute the gene pool and just negatively impact humanity. Their lives are worth shit all. Their lives in fact are worth far far less then a motorbike.

A motorbike serves a useful purpose. They do not.

I say cut their hands off.

[Naiprocz]

Hahahaha lol they were going to leave one of them. hahaha funny!

[Verrrot]

i read those trash all day long, i'm still alive

[bsd4me]

didnt u get the license plate number?

[Hawkins1775]

black peoples make me lul!

[silentscream365]

i dont think we'd be friends if they tried to leave me

[soudyman]

that was close the dude who fell would have gotten smashed if he got caught

[fritz509mia]

man i would call the cops 3 hours later after me and my buddies finished with him...

[n00bmobile]

song is Benny Hill theme song, or Yakety Sax. Whichever you want to call it.

[strykersro]

can any1 tell me the name of the song plz ? :S

[FrogHorn58]

sure i can tell you the name of that song..anyone as old as me can...why thats the Benny running in fast monion Hill song!!!

[fxzeromasta]

lmao

[eldudeny]

That is why the 81 group travels with a van.  They tell you it is a crash vehicle, but ...................

[seafood360]

what do u mean how not to steal a bike  it looks like they got it .

[srPolis]

omg...

[wajjjj]

im sure that bikes mrs pattersons. my old teacher.

[R0JIBLANC0]

and they still didnt get caught

[blkout15]

lmfao!!!!!! ahahh thats awesome...they took off cuz the guys were coming..lol

[devo85x]

awesome! 5/5

[mitsufreak]

lol