Louis CK standup clip MBar 6/15/04

[0rcryst]

I guess "Mo Betta Mondays" can eat a dick, then. They expect 2 minutes plus of bullshit before getting on with the material? Sounds like shit to me. It reminds me of when Bill Hicks would talk about the times he would have to do standup to a bunch of backwoods inbred rednecks.

[Snuggleumpakis]

"Anyway but it's nice to see you all here and it's kind of funny to see you all because I fucked all of your mothers"

[FrettingCajarot]

"because they laughed the first time."

[midihc]

"i've been fucking kids for 10 years" AHAHAHA! jesus talk about shock value

[itgoeson96]

its louie dumbass.



[OllieTheBum8182]

Yes.

[Buzzsawman]

Chapelle...black and unfunny.....Louis CK white and halarious

[tegrenath]

I like them both, but unfortunately Chappelle really doesn't care for C.K. He feels that Louis' material is racist too actually.

[pinkfloydfan417]

@tegrenath Why does he think Louie is racist?

[statictech7]

I just talked about my kid and cars. You are the slickest racist ever.

[fiorec1]

Did anyone else realize he called himself hilarious...?

[TheInuyashaFan917]

@fiorec1 That's because he is hilarious!

[anetchi]

He's the best!!

[bdgalli100]

"I'm fuckin white this is great!" Yes Louie!!! hahahah

[ToRnIkEE66]

what does he say at 1:32? "shdah in the name of...? ?

[withoutacare129]

@ToRnIkEE66 Should have been name of the show, really.

[garyabernethy2]

20 people bombed before an all-black audience

[kern0099]

He's making fun of the way that white people like him are typically completely unaware of the way they antagonize people who aren't white. He does the same thing with sexism, and even makes fun of himself dealing with the last sacred cow, "the children". I hate to demystify it, but that's what he's doing, and that's why he's a freakin' riot.

[1844Freddy]

'Most comedians don't try.' So true!

[jcnsync1]

Is he wearing a Late Night with Conan O'Brien shirt??

[Frankay615]

@jcnsync1 yeah, he used to be a writer for Conan.

[BsmJahsh]

3:03 "I certainly didn't do any of that material there" LMAO!! yea dem niggas woulda been lookin at em like wtf

[proyect070109]

louis ck didn't fuck my mother!!

[ricoismybitch]

@proyect070109 ohhh , you poor fella ! HEY LOUIS , WHY DIDN'T YA FUCK THIS KID'S MOTHER HUH ?! the kid feels left out !

[rollrock]

This guy is just incredible.

[Laffington]

"Nobody else is trying. They're all up there just acting cool!" -- Absolute gospel, Lou!

[wmpr88]

That's some Thin Lizzy.

[LakersFanBoy4life]

This guy nor his act is racist! if anything it IS the opposite and he is poking fuck at racism, racist people and the racist world we live in and acknowledging that white people in the US and the west have it pretty good especially when compared with "minorities". I as some i guess who is considered a "minority" see nothing 'racist about this dude or his act! In fact I give the man kudos for being real about white Privilege and race issues in this word! Was funny, true and not offensive!

[elfielvr]

How could ANYone find Louis unfunny?!!! That's amazing to me! He is the MAN!

[0rcryst]

@elfielvr That's not amazing to me. All it means is the world is full of imbeciles, which shouldn't really be a spoiler for anyone.

[XXXR84]

That was my 20th birthday!

[brez002]

hey, look, i've been fucking kids for ten years...haha

[americanGTA]

aw shit that was it!!!!!! lol

[JayXavier]

I certainly didn't do any of that material there...

[pallikhera]

I watched CK's videos for the first time today,i like him very much...Can you guys please tell if he really is racist or just the opposite.

[tyrannicalreign]

He's not.

[katscat25]

of course he isn't it's obvious

[zer0nix]

he's a comedian; it doesn't fucking matter.

[ricoismybitch]

@pallikhera yes he is

[MononofuBlood]

pallikhera,

I find it funny that you say you like him very much, but don't know if he's a racist. Implying that if he had been you would have, apparently, still liked him.

[Majikn]

@MononofuBlood

Yeah because you automatically hate racists just because they're racist.

That's just as bad as being racist I think. You don't like one aspect of their personality is all it is.

[rustyrazorzbuck50]

jews are jewey

[musicalmiller]

is that a late night w/ conan o' brien shirt?

[scholzpdx]

Yes, yes it is.

[drivepro]

IM FUCKING WHITE! 

its great

[relaximadoctor]

My favorite part about this video is that it's a video.

[kombajndosalatek]

FFS!!

your= belongs to YOU

YOU're = YOU ARE!!

[soulmman]

LOL! This always bugs me.

[Lakeportable]

My favorite part about this comment is that it's a comment.

[Splangy1]

yeah its all about the wait just to know what hes goin to say

[halfaheart18]

sounds like seth rogan YES

[kiba011]

hahaahahha in the end of the clip he takes the water botle but he never takes a sip... funny shit

[Vinegarstroke]

6:45

[kiba011]

no i talking about the part at 9:27

[Vinegarstroke]

ohh i get you.

[mikeythevegan]

yeah that politician ,hes from where im from......... that was soo funny..... i have 1 of those signs in my bedroom now

ahh ireland ..."the boy-rape capitol of the world" lol

[talonvamp]

Jesus Louis, you should be proud you made it for a minute without getting your ass kicked. *LOL* Hilarious! You're great keep up all the great work.

[JingleJoe]

9:34 ARRRRR! ARRRRRRRR!

[TrueSoreThumb]

I love you, Louis. That line about going to the Monday night thing and you were being racist by thinking they'd like it-- that's the weirdest kind of racism ever. :)

To be honest, that kind of racism happens all the time with groups of friends, but disregarding race-- "I thought you were X's friend, so you'd like this joke.." etc.

It takes real balls to get up on stage and get kicked off, and keep joking. I admire you, dude. :3

[2SmashFu]

His pedofiles bit was, Louis, at his better. We haven't seen his best, not yet.

[sainters7]

Hahaha I love how he's rockin his Late Night With Conan O'Brien t-shirt during this bit.

[kingpet]

this standup seem a little more awkward haha. its not easy telling racist jokes to the group of people you are being racist with hehe

[Pooklette]

OAF

[emosucks89]

If you're offended by this, you're the type of person who needs to be offended.

[benjislam]

LCK isn´t racist.

i think his humor is very similar to dave chappelle, just from the white point of view.

they´re both saying (not literally) that racism ain´t good and they´re making an issue out of the "racism problem" instead of denying it, which is good.

i think LCK and dave chappelle should start a comedy-duo :D

[SmokingOneTwo]

@benjislam Yes he is, he even says so himself in this show, dumbass. It's better to acknowledge that we are all a little racist sometimes, even if only by accident, than to just deny it.

[far2ez]

@SmokingOneTwo He was JOKING about becoming 'racist' because he is making a joke that he got cocky that he initially got good reactions from his first audience and figured the second audience would react the same way. It's more of a joke than a serious bias. I mean, you're really taking his words out of context.

[SmokingOneTwo]

@far2ez No I'm not. I'm making the same point as he is, that no matter how unprejudiced we think we are, we can still catch ourselves having prejudiced thoughts sometimes. I don't mean that everyone should hate LCK because he has once had a thought that was prejudiced, I'm just saying that social influences have us thinking in ways we don't even realize ourselves sometimes. Dave Chappelle makes the same point in one of his shows. But indeed, it is MORE of a joke than a serious bias. It's life.

[far2ez]

@SmokingOneTwo Although I entirely agree with what you're saying, I don't think that's what Louis CK was saying (Although I'm certain it's somthing Louis CK WOULD say, I just don't get that message from what he DID say).

In his show, he says he was "prejudiced" and "racist" in an entirely joking sense, indicating he thought a new black audience would laugh at something because an old black audience did. To me, it's too simple of a joke to be social satire. But that's entirely interpretation.

[SmokingOneTwo]

@far2ez That sounds sensible, and maybe you're right. It could very well be that he didn't intend for it to be more than a joke. I'm glad you see the point I was making though.

[danthealmighty1]

@benjislam louis ck and chappelle on the same stage at the same time? that idea is too good. there will be a rip in the space-time continuum.

[benjislam]

@danthealmighty1 hahaha!

[KrfNYC2]

@benjislam That...would be...AWESOME!!!!

[ogirdora]

@benjislam I think Louis is superior to Chappelle, by far.

[evilemetblack]

@ogirdora me too.. but chappelle is one of the greatest, hands down.

[PsychadelicBananas]

@ogirdora By far? Nope.

[waitingformypopcorn]

@benjislam and their impersonations of white ppl are the same lol

[SweetBrothaSouL]

@benjislam no people would die haha

[jhkhlurt]

@benjislam FUCK YES! would be the #1 duo EVER.

[Frankay615]

I have a friend who's jewish and he hates money! I tried to give him a dollar and he's just like "ERRRRRRG!!!" ...he hates money...

[mauludsadiq]

hahahahahahahahaha.....re: errrrrrrg

[discountninjuh]

I judge people based on the Fudge and Sugar content in their bodies. Fuck fat people. I am Sizeist.

[AngelFodder]

I'm fat, and i applaud you.

...now I'm sweating

[Luigi84289]

rascism is stupid, Judging people because of the melanin count of their bodies is dumb and ignorant.

[angstandnostalgia]

I must agree with stixman13. He is so right. Whoever thinks Louis is a racist is positively unintelligent. If you don't like him, don't watch him. I, for one, know that I am not racist, nor do I promoste racism. Relax and take a joke.

[kimalykev291003]

what a racist douchbag!!!!! if you dont find this racist then obv you are too, thats why you dont see anything wrong with this. in 2008 this is just sad.

[stixman13]

well LCK used to write for Chris Rock. and he directed pootie tang. he had tons of black friends and colleagues and most of what he is saying is mocking the racial situation, not promoting it. If you know his comedy, then you know most of what he says is pretty cutting edge / crass (genius in my book). And of course, this was recorded in 2004, not 2008. But whatever.

[Metallic7Dust]

you're a douchebag... he's making fun of racism.

[buzzkilla12]

if Chris rock or Burny Mac did this same material you wouldn't have left a comment.

And this is hilarious

[nickolas1013]

you must be the stupidest fucker ever. you not only misunderstand the video but go on to make your broad claim "in 2008 this is just sad." haha completely misled. how about shutting the fuck up from now on, for everyone's sake.

[mikecope13]

you dont get it.. its 2008 and people should be able to take a joke.. i aint racist my best friend is black, and he laughed his ass of.

[CathartikRequiem]

how is he racist?

[handsomedan]

Dude, you're wearing a Conan shirt!! That's hilarious!!

[SomaSounds]

Your gay stereotype example brought 2 mind something I watched on HBO recently. There's this gay dude, Terry (Nick Swardson) who's in "Reno 911!: The Movie. He's wearing roller blades & very short green shorts w/ the words: South Beach on the back. The police approach him & say he's been reported for lude behavior. He replies in the typical, over the top, flamboyant voice,- "Lude or lube?"(obviously, it's better to hear something that's trying to be explained as an audible example vs read it).

[SomaSounds]

I wonder if since being a very funny/witty comedian, does L.C.K. find that it's harder for him to be amused by the comedy that is out there? I'd have to guess the answer is an obvious (?) Yes. Good. Keeps the bar moving up.

[thuggalo420dl]

A lot of stand ups don't actively seek out other peoples specials or bits so they don't become to much like someone else.

[SomaSounds]

I agree with you and I didn't mean to allude to the idea that he "actively seeks out other people's specials..." But, for example, when he's on the Opie and Anthony show, he's exposed to other comedian's material or when he's on tour with others, he's bound to hear it. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess that the "thumbs down" came from people who simply don't like LCK and/or don't find his comedy funny. Whatever. To each their own. I appreciate your input. Peace.

[SomaSounds]

Except for "thuggalo420dl," I wish people would provide a reason for disagreeing with me besides just giving me the "thumbs down." I realize people aren't going to always agree, but briefly explaining the reason for your counter viewpoint would make for better "discussion." Oh well, it is the simpleton way out.

[SomaSounds]

You are so funny Louis. Does the C.K. stand for consistently kills? as in "Dude, I saw Louis C.K. last night and he killed!" (i decided to break it down for those (few) who might not know the lingo). yw. Anyway, seriously, you never let me down, Louis, keep it up. Thank you.

[psychocloud]

Dude you wrote Pootie Tang?!??!?? YOU'RE LEGEND!!!

[JohannGasmask]

BTW this was posted on my birthday. (More bullshit clogging up your screen).

[dokterbob]

And he performed this on my birthday

:D

[BR1774NYR0X0RZ]

Dude! This was posted on my birthday too!

Happy Birthday in ten days.

[JohannGasmask]

OK, I had to pause to comment 4 seconds into the video. What was with that announcer chick? She didn't sound very professional... "Please welcome-- uh-- Louis C.K.." Was she just reading a cuecard poorly or what? Was it dark in there or something. Whatever, I'll stop clogging up your computer screen with this bullshit. Peace, Lou.

[RaiderFan92]

Louis CK, you are the best! That part about the pedophile was so funny!

[mataresex]

that chick saying yeah sounds like pamela adlon

[bennettbabe289]

i think louis struggles there at the end man...

oh well, still gotta love him!

"hey i've been fucking kids for ten years!"

[mlbehb80]

HEY! my brother's Asian.

(whisper) small penis

[lexie71604]

lol

Now, talk about asians

[hbk879]

you need some funny material.. i didnt laugh 1nce during that entire performance.. you are the first "comedian" that actually made me startd to look around for something to entertain myself.

[hiimbrady]

and you sat and stared at something you don't like for nine minutes. you win!

[deffyluffters8725]

i was waiting to see if there was any material thats actually good.. so i could at least say that the nine minutes i watched it for wasnt completely worthless

[hiimbrady]

congrats.

[deffyluffters8725]

I did NOT write this comment! I am not a rude person, my brother wrote this while logged in my account! Sorry to all!

[EastonPalahniuk]

I'll bet that what you consider to be funny is much better, go watch that and leave the smart people unbothered please.

[buzzkilla12]

lol i have noticed that stupid people don't like Louis CK. i cant understand why. maybe they just don't have the attention span.

[frenchbananawar]

Maybe you havent got a sense of humour and instead of telling louis ck to change you should shut your fucking yapper.

[RaiderFan92]

Fuck you, hbk879. LOUIS CK RUUUUUUUUULEEEEEEEZ!

[blazebx3]

I met louis ck in hartford and he signed my 100 dollar bill.

[OboxerU]

I can't wait for "Chewed Up" to come out.

[TMoneYNYY]

I've gotta say, man... you are quite literally one of the funniest people alive. Everything you say makes me laugh, which is kind of creepy, but I don't care. Please continue existing.

[omar12331]

hell yes.

[mikenscuuba]

suck a bag of dicks

[TheFenikkusu]

Louis CK is fucking hilarious.

[boothesquirrel]

Lol all jewy

[Camaron47]

So he's a gay racist pedophile. Nice.

[DrewHolmes]

You must be black to be angry at this performance. hahaha

[FOBat182]

Lame.

[chelseafreaknpomeroy]

Dude.

I love Louis CK.

Hes amazing.

If you think hes racist.

Thats your opinion.

But seriously.

Its just a joke.

So.

Stop being a stuck up piece of shit..

And take a fucking joke.

[DrewHolmes]

INDEED.

[1withagun]

this guy's one of the most creative comedians i have ever seen.

i saw a whole show of his on hbo - i don't think i've ever laughed as hard at something on tv. i think it was called 'shameless' but i could be mistaken for someone else. dude's fucking hilarious

[volcanickat]

i saw shameless as well. i swear i was laughing so hard that i had to wipe the tears out of my eyes. people could probably hear me down the street.

[daslebenderbanknote]

fuck this racist guy

[thewhyteshadow]

no, fuck you sir.

[tankednation]

LCK isn't king, but he's like the 3rd in line to the throne...prince ck

[solidsnake1234]

He isn't racist you retard..go read a book or something!!

[corncob119]

Hah, I just realized you're wearing a Conan O' Brien shirt... awesome.

You should do more shows around Detroit. I couldn't make it to the one in Royal Oak a few weeks ago. :\

[TommygunnerM1]

LOL hes wearin a late night w/ conan o brien T.

[Yankees1JR]

'a chasm of difference' what a great analogy

[sophiebro]

that last joke was halarious.

[JDezi4]

You such a Comedic Genius

I would suck ur dick if it was a Vagina

[hiswayornoway]

Funny after he talks about 'Europe'. Also, why are American comedians so obsessed with race?

[xcalibur4ever]

it's quite simple, and idk where you're from, but here in america we have what's called a melting pot. That means there are many races here. This makes for interesting interactions and therefore hilarious jokes. If you don't get that, look it up, stupid.

[Meowbay]

The melting pot isn't exclusive for America, in case you forgot, and still, it does look like obsessive at times if you're from The NL for example. Racism here too, but censoring the use of words? Never. Even the stuff on religion, I think 50% is atheist or agnostic over here, so we're not that busy over those subjects (anymore). You'll get there in time, I'm sure. ;-)

[Fanfman]

27% of people in the Netherlands are Athiest.

34% of Dutch citizens say that "they believe there is a god", whereas 37% say that "they believe there is some sort of spirit or life force".

I don't know about the other 2% though.

[Meowbay]

According to the CIA factbook you're wrong:

Roman Catholic 31%, Dutch Reformed 13%, Calvinist 7%, Muslim 5.5%, other 2.5%, none 41% (2002)

In addition, in those figures you have to incorporate the fact that both Roman Catholic and Dutch Reformed are far less strict than the 52% Protestants in the US, on average.

I wasn't far off with my 50% atheist or agnostic, for the Netherlands. Either way, we don't censor fuck shit cunt cock ass etc on public TV. We even show porn, 75% is fine with that.

[IPcalypse]

Yes I've never really understood that. Why even bother? Everybody knows what was there instead of the bleeping. Are they also bleeping out "nigger" by the way, or..?

[Meowbay]

Indeed, I recall a great gig by Carlin on that.

And by the way, all of this isn't saying I don't like Louis CK. He's one of my favorites! I'm a bit of a boring dutch guy, in that I've never smoked a joint, never smoked or done any drugs period.. Just didn't like to.

But even then Louis CK cracks me up. ;-)

[gcsugirl]

It could be worse. "Oh, Hi" is what I get at job interviews when they find out I'm black.

[Yankees1JR]

Thank God their polite

[screambanana]

I loved the first (and only season) of the his show but I gotta say, the first few minutes of this wasn't funny but came off as simply racist. Maybe I belong in the comedy club he bombed at.

[awesometimeg]

It's COMEDY don't take things so serious. I hate people who flip out at the first site of anything "offensive"

[lobbleton]

shutupa your mouth

[sodomiester06]

It's satire idiot...

[bendertl31]

And you're a cunt.

[drubie67]

he's not being racist

[comicfl]

screambanana, I thought the race stuff was hilarious.

[QuincyButtocks]

you idiot how could you miss the point of that joke

[lordofdrakknor]

omg hottie alert! lck is hot! and funny too!

[starwarszann]

he is so fucking awesome

[dulcebase]

Louis CK is a funny motherfucker.

[slimbond227]

Louis CK is easily the third funniest ccomedian. If it was difficult then he would be about 5th.

[emmitt2217]

"Hey I've been fucking kids for 10 years, Don't tell me how to say Pedophile!"

[quanjin1101]

louie ck is a funny man and he has alotta jokes but this one is .....like the worst

[resonance2012]

Is there any way to get this whole set?!

[amayagab]

your probably a fucking dane cook fan