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  • @S1deshowRobP5 im 14 and i date a 13 year old with D 30 sumtins lol

  • Oiy.......

  • hmm this game might be easy to fap to

  • Vanille's voice sounds even more annoying than the Japanese version, but the Hope voice actor sounds a lot less.

  • Having already played through this game, I just realized that Vanille having three attack bars is a bit of foreshadowing. :O

  • You'd be surprised. I know 14 year olds with massive tits

  • @S1deshowRobP5 'Why don't you take a seat? just take a seat over there.'

  • "Hit be her tittie off" XD

  • @25cent1200 that is an UNDERSTATEMENT

  • If only ALL girls were as easy as Vanille...

  • first attack:Mary olsen

    second:kate olsen

    third:all together.

  • @MrAssbutter lol mary kate is one person, the other one ashley olsen

  • whats ur name? chocolate rain.. XDDDD

  • if you ask me .... vanilla wants to fuck hope xD

  • vanille and hope = the deusch squad!

  • all of phils vid are so funny.

  • wow the chick with the pink hair sounds like shes orgasaming when she climbs shit

  • at 2:23 vanille touches the dudes crotch lol

  • i actually like vanille, is actually nice to see some1 so fckin innocent outside of fucking animes

  • whats your name? chocolate rain lol i died laughing

  • 5:06 - IT MEANS NOTHING!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING WITH FAL'CIE'S AND SHIT

  • its an australian accent, or at least its supposed to be

  • @TheSpartan5141

    nope, english.

    Us brts can tell the difference between english and australian.

    Its a posh, london english accent

  • @muffin8or i am english and that really isn't a posh london accent, its australian because fang and vanille are both from the same place and fang has an australian accent vanille's is supposed to be aostralian so it all fits, they both have australian accents because both of them are supposed to come from pulse

  • @TheSpartan5141

    well it isnt a very good one

  • @muffin8or no it isn't but thats what its supposed to be

  • @TheSpartan5141

    well im glad we agree on everything then

  • @TheSpartan5141 so pulse is somewhere in australia?

  • @darkzona1 apparently so, well it does kind of fit, australia was used as a sort of prison island by the british a long time ago and pulse is supposedly used in the same way

  • @TheSpartan5141 so you're telling me that Pulse is somewhere in Australia.

  • @darkzona1 yes it is actually near new south wales

  • @TheSpartan5141 what is

  • @darkzona1 pulse

  • @TheSpartan5141 hello

  • @darkzona1 hi

  • The music in the Pulse Vestige is awesome. Didn't notice it when I was playing.

  • ''What's your name?'' Coclate Rain'' :D

  • 1:21 is hilarous!!! i love how yu say her name!!!

  • "PSICOM'S nothing! BELIEVE IT!" xD

  • Lol he keeps saving a new game instead of overwriting it .

  • MY PENIS, GIVE IT BACK.

    HOW DARE YOU?

  • Your funny, and all but you talk TOO MUCH sometimes it's funny, and sometimes it's like you don't breath

  • Accent Is british - japanese -chinese - korean -tungai

  • the kids face was up her ass at 3:50 LMAO

  • Believe it!

  • Wish you would shut up and play through the game. Unless you want to retitle these videos "Talkthroughs."

  • @popejeffthefirst this is the third vid now, you need to stfu truck!

  • Anyone notice how she runs like Kisala in Rogue Galaxy? :S

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  • phils coments are the best, never get tired of them. Always funny, always something new. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

  • Vanille is like ... Princess Peach...

  • that kids gonna get blue balls

  • She sounds British abit

  • 3:40 ... orgasm?

  • @Spazzmoar they even sound like they just had sex, or at least she does...

  • What I don't understand is how she picks up this really weird staff and is able to wield and attack with it perfectly. There is no way that is a coincidence. Something's up with this girl... but she is hot...

  • Vanille's voice actress is australian so....yeah, vanille has an australian accent

  • i think the accent is englend or something

  • whats your name? - "chocolate rain" lol phil

  • Her accent sounds like she is Australian trying to do an American accent and failing, and its so high pitched ugh...

  • Phil waists so much memory

  • Vaan is back? That's... great, I guess.

  • For those who don't know, "Pulse" fal'cie is the tranformation of my dick after seeing a hot girl... i can defeat anything in my way with it.... (Caution: this tranformation may only occur only after a big erection or after a blowjob). Once it's activated, huge "pulses" of some white stuff will "fal" and if someone "cie"s it, wil automatically suck my dick!!!!!!! Does it make sense? mmm maybe.

  • She cant make up her mind on what accent she want to use. American + British + Australian + Southern.

  • does anyone else think lightning is sexy or is it just me

  • @xxxxTWITCHYxxxx Yes i do :)

  • Vanille's voice is an odd kind of British.

  • 2:22 - 2:28 LOLOL HAHA thats so gross but funny! :L

  • @PatcHKonG lmfao. Squeeze.

  • UK is wat the girls talkin like

  • Oh, wow, you just make me laugh pretty damn hard. Good stuff.

  • I got giant tits at 16 :L

  • the accent sounds ike an english woman to me

  • vanllian ice thats what ill call her beacuse she acts like vannila ice annoing and stupid

  • i will kill vanilla i will KILL HER SHE IS ANNOING HAS FUCK

  • i think they gave vanille the best weapon to cover up her annoyingness :D

  • @lolTopaz1 You mean her boobs?

  • ha ha ha sound of music good one

  • fucking orgasm at 03:31. haha

  • wow

  • this game definitely sucks

  • well not relly its ruined beacuse of vannila

  • 05:15 sounds......

  • @Pistoldude2 Lol listen to 3:32 - 3:36 XD

  • @Pistoldude2 thats disgusting dude, shes like 13 and its a game.

  • @TheGamerBrad

    Dude 13 Year old dont have such a Big bra size, she must be 18

  • @Zappafan1980 Shes 19 + 500.

    lololol.

  • daaaaaaaaaaaaam

    dnt diss out the aussies accent......

    btw im azn xD NICE COMMENTARY DARK XD

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  • Shes english

  • @zeebra901

    I thaught she was scottish or somethings

  • @zeebra901 thats not english

  • @stormshadow227 Thats brit english

  • were not ment to know the story line to final fantasy games are we

    or be able to work it out

  • Vanille sounds British actually..

    She also looks very damn attractive, imo. ;)

  • There's nothing wrong with me Fyy6y. I can't help it if I find a girl hot and sexy.

  • she so cutes she already talked

    her first boy in to doing something stuiped

    she will go far as a women

  • vannile sounds like elanor from bioshock 2

  • The accent sounds British...

  • more a mix between america, british witha hit of austalla in it

    and as a result you get a voice actor who they picked up of the street

    and gave her no proper training what so ever

  • CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!

  • The accent sounds kinda like Frans from 12 but not as heavy

  • @MrLamus22 no it sounds like a 4 year old =]

  • Well yea that 2

  • Does anyone know what the song playing in the background is called? I can't find it on the soundtrack

  • Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background? I can't find it on the soundtrack. Great videos BTW you are funny as hell :D

  • Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background? I can't find it on the offical soundtrack

  • I think the number of attacks might have something to do with agility.

  • SRSLY, I wanted to see that Pantheron rip Vanille apart, but everyone in Final Fantasy has incredible fighting skills. :(

  • Everyone except the people with less screen time, apparently... >.>

  • i think lightning is hot

  • im guessing the accent might be a mix of an english and australian accent

  • Phil, what's wrong with you? Vinalle is hot as hell. She's so hot and sexy and she has big tits too. I get horny just by watching her.

  • @Gamefan113 i know but she runs kinda weird you know lol

  • @MrTEEHEEpro She runs weird but she's the fastest runner in the game. That's a fact right there.

  • @Gamefan113 maybe he's not such a pervert as you are ? :) just gessing

  • @Gamefan113

    lolwut.

  • @Gamefan113 wow easy boy keep it in ur pants O.o

  • @Gamefan113 wow you a hentai it means pervert

  • @darktochiro Godd job keeping up with Phil's playthroughs. I mean it, great fucking job. Are you searious? This is from a year ago and now you bother me with this shit? I'm guessing that you're not a fan or subscriber of Phil's, because if you were, you would have watched this playthrough a year ago. Oh yeah, I say it again. She is hot, and no I'm not a hental. Fuck you and the other people I read comments on this video who think I am. Blow it out your ass. There's nothing wrong with what I said

  • @Gamefan113 ok you got mad because what i said the only thing you could have say was no im not pervert. better then writing this long ass list about nothing because i dont feel like reading this long ass shit.

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  • Why does the accent have to sound like anything? It is a FICTIONAL world.

  • Only thing I can think... ?

  • 3:31 - 3:37 LMAO! it sounds like they're having some fun! XD

  • I think she's supposed to be like 19 lol But lord...her English VA makes my ears bleed T_T

  • 0_o her voice is annoying o_0

  • MY GOD. SHE RUNS LIKE ME. VANILLE!

    I flail my arms around too.

  • If Vanille is younger than 16 than this is the only video game that has EVER made me want to commit Statutory Rape...I'm 16 by the way...Damn you Square Enix! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

  • vanille's voice is driving me nuts....i wish they have picked a better voice actor for her role =S

  • I know I'll get alot of flak for this, but I'm just being straight here.

    The character development and story in this game is fundamentally flawed and at this rate it looks like SquareEnix has 2 options: (1) totally reinvent the series or (2) put the "final" in the final fantasy series and move on to something else.

    I'll stick with RPG's that have solid storylines and characters, like Mass Effect for example, until SquareEnix decides to do something better. Pretty graphics is not enough.

  • The Voice Actor for Vanille is Australian if I remember. It ain't Yvonne Strahovski in Mass Effect 2, but you take what you can get.

  • You are correct. She is Australian.

  • PSICOM's nothing... BELIEVE IT! LOLOLOLOL

  • the name's are so lame every parent must have been tripping on pcp or something when they named those people

  • THESE PLAYERS models are fucking moaning cosntantly; "hey, vanille"... *OOOOh, mmmmh, OOooh I almost squirted when you just MENTIONed my name, OOOh*

    jesus fucking christ this is annoying... how can any hetero sexual MAN play this game, it raises my feromon levels to record numbers for FUUUCk sake!!!!!

  • Captions @6:02-6:08

    "she is to raise taxes"

    "indeed I think it should be three taxes that far"

  • Choclate Rain lolololol and Vanille at 5:15 sounded like a orgasm lol

  • 05:33 when she wings that stick she goes like in sex movies... i mean for fuck sake i can't watch this video, makes me whanan go to clubs and hit every good looking skirt i see I mean jesus christ....

  • love the vids man just one question why do you keep creating a new save file when you could just overwrite the last one

  • Possibly just in case he screwed up on something. That way he could go back and redo it without consequence.

  • Every sound that comes out of Vanille's mouth sounds like an orgasm

  • @iOBEASTMANOi it is an orgasm

  • pause video at 8:51 omg..... hadjob

  • 3:30-3:35 imao

  • i love how she just pushes him in

  • how does dsp know about naruto??????????

  • @alphadude159 Pedo Bear much?

  • "He's taking a piss! I shit you not!" lol wow I didn't expect that in a Squeenix game :D

  • She sounds like she has an orgasm every second she speaks or goes ohh... XD

  • @skullboyemo you got that right

  • If thats a real accent, and not someone faking,

    I would have to guess someone who was born in britan and then lived in Australia for a few years(yes, you can have mixed accents)

  • Holy shit dude, I FUCKING LOVE DSP. All of his videos are fucking hilarious.

  • "Maybe they're gonna throw out all the characters and start over. That might be a good idea." BAHAHAHAHA!

  • vanille is one horny bitch....lol

  • Mid-Atlantic accent, maybe. And she's further reason why I'm glad I didn't get this game. :D

  • Yeah well i want to stab her.

    And that Naruto wannabe.

    And blue-hair kid.

  • To be honest though, she could be worse. She's not nearly as bad as some of the characters in Valkyria Chronicle.

  • Well, I guess you're right, but still. When do you ever see a Canadian French, hippie, European, Mexican, multi-nationally-bad-accented THING fight a war with a giant diamond encrusted slingshot while wearing minimal clothing and run across deserted platforms like a pansy?

    Just a thought there.

  • AHHAHA so far this playthrough is awesome cause theres so much to make fun of.

  • accent sounds australian but really weird...

  • 0:31

    xDD He's holding a gun! Unless he can somehow pee on it... Hmm.

  • 0:30

    wow, that sound totally wrong...

    Giggedy!

  • does anyone know whats happening during any ff game? LMFAO

  • i think Vanille has an astralain brittish accent

  • The red head makes soooo many sex sounds....

  • of all the areas of a warzone he had to be stuck in a really dangerous area with a hyperactive red head who makes many sex sounds... also where did he get that boomerang

  • her accents british, her names italian, and she looks japanese.......how many nationalities is this kid?!

  • hope looks like cloude

  • @normalemokid666 if he was gay

  • true

  • i wonder how many saves hes going to make

    :D

  • that girl makes lots of sex noises

  • that "it held our future" accent is british.

  • i guess its redundant to say that that guy 'taking a piss' has his hands on his gun

  • Every time Vanille moves it sounds like she's having an orgasm.

  • BELIEVE IT!

  • Isn't Hope a girls name?

  • Have you noticed that everytime Phil saves the game, he saves it into a different slot.... When the playthrough is over, he has over 100 different saves...