Smoke weed with jesus
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  • Yall' know there is this same video but wayyy better quality right??

    Ph0be 1 week ago

  • yea haha id rather watch this then never see it so I LIKE :)

    siyo99 1 week ago

  • cept an hdpvr cost like 200 dollers

    destroyedklkk 4 months ago

  • great bit............poor quality FUCK U

    JJWiemer1 5 months ago

  • HD PVR?

    LeperMessiahHD 6 months ago

  • A FLASHLIGHT IS NOT A VIABLE VIDEO RECORDING DEVICE.

    anim8ordude 6 months ago

  • I love my Ralphie, but I can't hear his sweet voice on this. WWWHHHYYY?!?!?

    LollyMoss 6 months ago

  • fail

    TheBowman1988 6 months ago

  • @jjrockzzz94....you dumb son of a bitch, get off your lazy ass and turn it up. it isn't hard to do....

    1. find volume knob on speakers...

    2. place forefinger and thumb upon volume knob...

    3. turn in the applicable direction until volume is at desired level

    4. put down crack pipe.

    ;-)

    bonscott01 6 months ago

  • this guy is funny as

    daonlyspud 7 months ago

  • Was this recorded with a potato?

    jmatthuff3 8 months ago 21

  • @jmatthuff3 a potato!!wtf???cmmon u could of done better than that

    waytobluee 3 months ago

  • epic fail

    realsouljah2010 8 months ago

  • thats a good ass poem

    lepisar19 9 months ago

  • we got the cure for blindness, you know what i mean?

    wolfsong69 9 months ago

  • i can hear it, what's this from? i can't find like any videos on it. =P

    thaweemee 10 months ago

  • I don't know what the fuck you were smoking when you uploaded this vid, but I can't fucking hear it!

    hempartist420 10 months ago

  • wtf cant hear shit or c shit u fuken fuk tard

    foxunitBrown 10 months ago

  • I believe Marijuana is a gift from God. Satan hates Marijuana and is trying to undermine its blessings by spreading lies!

    TheOracleGreen 10 months ago

  • I dont even smoke and "holy smoke" sounds good.

    Blasted2Oblivion 10 months ago

  • Smoke weed with jesus hell yea i would and jesus was a stoner

    mrtskull420 11 months ago

  • Jesus, Jesus! Look at all this weed! LOL

    DotheDew221 11 months ago

  • i know we'll call it a Holy Smoke LMAO

    ThunderX19 1 year ago

  • This is comedy, it's not for everyone! I find his approach very funny and still consider myself a good Christian!

    sap77e 1 year ago

  • Can't hear you douche bag

    fastpace030 1 year ago

  • No one's forcing any of you to watch the video with the "worst quality ever". Make your own and quit bitchin about it!

    RedMonkey217 1 year ago 4

  • brooooo!!!! GET THE VIDEO ABOUT SCUBA DIVING AND POST IT!!!! and make it loud enough to be heard

    joedirtadadada 1 year ago

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    milktbh 1 year ago

  • Helooks like a blue pumpkin :)

    mee11mee 1 year ago

  • @mee11mee he looks like one of those oompa loompas hahaha

    krupkee 1 year ago

  • @jjrockkzzz94...turn up the volume a little douchebag!!!....lolol

    anywho...if i could smoke weed with anyone, or a top 3...they'd be...

    1. Richard Pryor...love that motherfucker..lol

    2. Jimi Hendrix...nothing more to say about that one...

    3. Adolf Hitler. simply so i could chill with him a little...get him all smoked out...and ask him...Dude, WTF !?!?!?....lolol

    alternate 3....George Washington. ya heard me?!??!?....lol

    bonscott01 1 year ago

  • bring a sack...or pass it back. you turned water into wine, how about shake into kind???....quotes for the ages right there buddy.

    bonscott01 1 year ago

  • wow two legged whale

    barbikabarbika 1 year ago

  • #FAIL

    snakerman2612 1 year ago

  • Fat ASS< CALL JENNY

    gerry14miami 1 year ago

  • we'll call em holy smokes! haha

    tussler21557 1 year ago 3

  • What comedy special is this? I saw most of it but do not know the name.

    loves2kids 1 year ago

  • @loves2kids its girth of a nation

    GuitarFreak1387 1 year ago

  • LOL I love this!

    Guercinator 1 year ago

  • DAM THATS A BIG BITCH LMAO

    nateroc212 1 year ago

  • what happened to the sound?

    pcaguilar1 1 year ago

  • lol this is so fucking funny !!!

    ADPDirty 1 year ago

  • Wow! If I could only lipread this would be funny as hell!!!

    gottlosnomade 1 year ago

  • you should have been aborted

    6xXTIMMIEXx9 1 year ago

  • Where the hell is the sound you fukface

    GARYLB4LIFE 1 year ago

  • There no sound

    ArmyOfOne247 1 year ago

  • OWNED!

    funkyman927 1 year ago

  • hey funkyfag i own u just for being on this site yah dum fucken bitch

    pipeload 1 year ago

  • i didn't laugh once.

    chrisrees67 1 year ago

  • @chrisrees67 then you have a poor sense of humor, that or are afraid to laugh when there is..no one around you to "judge" your laughter based upon the inevitably common, stereotypical reaction to "offensive" humor. if it's funny? LAUGH.

    WordsBringChange 1 year ago

  • @WordsBringChangeAmazing, how you came to such an insightful conclusion about me after just 4 typed words. You must be one of those "EXPERTS" .

    Well psychology savvy expert, Im afraid to say your wrong.

    I didnt laugh because there is no audio and I dont lip read.

    So thanks for the character breakdown and I will try and work on my negativity in the future and try to see the funny side of silence. As you obviously can.

    chrisrees67 1 year ago

  • dude theirs no sound so try and fix it because people will fuckinmg mob on your ass jk but no seriuosly fix it please people love Ralphie May good luck

    dmazyck72 1 year ago

  • if anyone is wondering this is girth of a nation by Ralph may

    queer0killer 1 year ago

  • PENIS.

    TheSuperman985 1 year ago

  • anyone know where i could find this particular show online? or what it is called, theres a part of this that my friend wants me to see

    PoopFace11v19v99 1 year ago

  • Well i cant fuckin read lips

    skrilla84 1 year ago

  • i cant even see the lips its all pixels

    ninjadude1021 1 year ago

  • Has it ever occurred to some of you people that youtube has removed the audio? Instead of blaming the guy who post this up, blame youtube, it has proven that they remove audio or just change the video. You are at the mercy of the internet not the other way around. Just something to keep in mind. And please, do not bother with replies that are ignorant or stupid or yelling at me or whatever. Is it really worth your time? If you do anyways, in advance kiss my ass. And yes, I did just say that.

    MaverickClow33 1 year ago 6

  • @MaverickClow33 ....well theres no warning

    tigerturd0001 1 year ago

  • half the crap on youtube doesn't have a warning really.

    MaverickClow33 1 year ago

  • well......theres no warnings about not having warnings....

    tigerturd0001 1 year ago

  • @tigerturd0001 seriously? I really hope you are kidding. But anyways, consider this a warning. Half the crap on youtube has been either edited, removed, changed(which would fall under edited I guess) or legal issues.

    MaverickClow33 1 year ago

  • Fuck yes, tell those internet Bitches.

    Jaketacular420 1 year ago

  • @Jaketacular420  lol

    dmazyck72 1 year ago

  • @MaverickClow33 yeah but they always post that they changed it but i guess your right

    METALROCKERF 1 year ago

  • This has 200k views because it used to have audio.

    MrBonkecook 1 year ago

  • @MrBonkecook well wtf happened to it

    hacker583 1 year ago

  • @hacker583

    No idea. I listened to this over a year ago. It had audio then.

    FatAmerican98765 1 year ago

  • as peanut wolud say what the hell no sound

    krapier88 1 year ago

  • Hey.... stupid uploader!!! Where is the audio?

    evoteck 2 years ago

  • do us all a favor... and press delete.. or is it just attention ur lookin for

    YagamiLight1987 2 years ago

  • why does this have 200k views cuz the people who want to see it do and then see that their is no fucking sound so sfu loser damn i hate people that are so fucking stupid god would hit them in the fucking face....

    that was to you ceilingkatt

    TheSoloskater 2 years ago 3

  • makes sense

    ceilingkatt 2 years ago

  • Lmao.

    Everybody's flipping out on this dude because he forgot to put the sound on the damn video.

    That is pretty stupid though.....Dumbass.

    EbonyyBlackk 2 years ago

  • why the fuck does this have 200k views

    ceilingkatt 2 years ago

  • this is funny shit!! that's why...shame no audio :(

    romeroenrique 2 years ago

  • whats funny...

    you cant hear the jokes....

    ceilingkatt 2 years ago

  • wtf.......how the hell you gonna put some funny shit like ralphie may on here and then forget the fucking sound.damn dude we're not hard of hearing and we can't fucking read lips.

    mirandabratcher911 2 years ago

  • Sound dumbass you need it

    LoneComrad 2 years ago 2

  • u fucken dumbass

    joeydillard33 2 years ago

  • WTF ? how in THE HELL you gonna forget... ummm... THA FUCKIN SOUND ?? geez... it's clear the best part a You ran down your mamas leg !

    hvnsent3030 2 years ago

  • you suck

    zkennedy100 2 years ago

  • Wow dude I love the sound quality.

    WheezingDeking 2 years ago 3

  • wtf.. ghetto..

    wRyanovation 2 years ago

  • how the fuck you forget the sound? Fuck youre an idiot.

    NaftelioJay 2 years ago

  • this is what happens when you smoke pot you forget to add sound

    turgeo2004 2 years ago

  • no sound

    Thegoat152 2 years ago

  • ur a dick head

    airsoftsamtheman 2 years ago

  • Hey if anyone has the capability to do it, someone should put up the whole Girth of a Nation special. That whole drug part is funny as hell!

    Sashawood6 2 years ago

  • u shld watch the video b4 u load it

    mason123zx 2 years ago

  • theres no sound you sloppy cunt

    Markula4O4O 2 years ago

  • bitch it did not even play

    huz101 2 years ago

  • dumbass

    72ownu 2 years ago 2

  • Why not try again, without smoking first!!!

    bartonempire 2 years ago

  • Not a damn thing, fail!

    BoomDowg 2 years ago 2

  • FAIL

    pskittle488 2 years ago 46

  • i cant hear it asshole

    jjrockzzz94 2 years ago 73

  • @jjrockzzz94 if u cant hear it move outta ur parents house and turn it up.

    jkidd408 10 months ago

  • no soound a.s.s.h.o.l.e

    skinnyp98 2 years ago

  • boooo! lame comment! (thumb down)

    >:(

    mikeymandem 2 years ago

  • best

    ceilingkatt 2 years ago

  • were the fuk is the audio

    koolflattop666 2 years ago 2

  • no sound! jerk

    thepeuny1 2 years ago 2

  • its not working!!!!!

    axelove15 2 years ago

  • your sound sucks

    moldycheezesoup 2 years ago 3

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    214beto214 2 years ago

  • audio not working dude

    Smoshismyreligion 2 years ago 2

  • - I saw him do this bit on Comedy Central. It was great. I wish I could find a video of it that had sound.~

    People! Would you say all that in real life? Geez lighten up.

    Arber360 2 years ago

  • dick licker

    knockoutfights 2 years ago

  • people its not his falt they have a old ass computer that lags a lot

    hollowslayer95 2 years ago

  • No sound and it took a long time to even load

    sodapopp450 2 years ago

  • kid kid kid .... you got a SMALLL little problem THERES NO FUCKING SOUND TYOU DUCH BAG CUNT BAGG TIT LICKER YOU DUMB ASS NIGGER

    pen15ni66er 2 years ago

  • lmfao

    sah3193 2 years ago

  • id say u have one urself chill the fuck out go look at another video sometimes things happen but youtube has tuck fards like urself that freak out of something as petty as no sound on a video

    NHP001Allen 2 years ago

  • wheres the audio

    eyadayesh 2 years ago

  • wow, if ur that broke to afford audio, ill fucking mail you money,-----GET A JOB

    Xerroxed666 2 years ago

  • nah man i got gamecast.... well theres game cube and then theres dream cast which one you got? I SAID I GOT GAMECAST MAN I CANT AFFORD IT DAMN

    supersonicfan13 2 years ago 2

  • lol i heard that some where b4 was it on the boondocks??

    bahamasartits 2 years ago

  • u now, its kinda hard for a comedian to be funny if no1 can HEAR HIM!

    014matt 2 years ago 3

  • hey dude can you get me the audio recording software you use im baffled by the sheer heart pounding adrenaline rush that i get when i hear this and the hugeass boner that i get when i hear the sound its insane..its almost like i was in north dakota with the underground emo population taking bloodbaths in tunnels underneath the north dakota plains its just insane i cant even describe it dude you are now my idol for having this insane sound i hope you're touched by this moving true testimony

    bobbioz123 2 years ago 2

  • hey douche bag u need sound

    stockwell48 2 years ago 3

  • lame

    mingevader 2 years ago

  • It's a LOT funnier with sound.

    Floatsfast 2 years ago 6

  • You dumbasses.... this is the new Ralphie May Karaoke Edition.

    secondsilly 2 years ago 5

  • thats not new dumbass i seen it like 2 years ago

    ngaus 2 years ago

  • lol ditto

    YellowCakeKid 2 years ago

  • Did a deaf guy tape this? Must of been reading lips.

    BeerGoggles1981 2 years ago

  • BADASS AUDIO AND AWESOME CAMERA!!!

    DGGaming 2 years ago 6

  • Man I saw this on tv...

    shit was fuckin hilarious!!!

    I wish you had the audio working on this

    i would love to see/HEAR it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    VeterenCrucial 2 years ago

  • i like his voice

    alright11 2 years ago 5

  • even some captions, just a suggestion

    NightJobProductions 3 years ago

  • Favorited :)

    stoopidname4me 3 years ago

  • lol this dumb ass who put the vid up must be def

    apeunit121 3 years ago 7

  • This sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid

    JTRAIN98 3 years ago 4

  • hey get rid of this and make a new vid with audio

    dmob420 3 years ago 4

  • omfg fuck you the sound didnt even work you jackass

    CawtneyMeeshell 3 years ago 3

  • i give you.....

    a negative 10. :)

    xxDarkstreamxx 3 years ago

  • Is it just me.... or was the volume a touch low? or just not there...

    KittyRedz 3 years ago 2

  • was i suppose to like that because i didnt. it just pissed me off

    srcdisaster 3 years ago

  • Okay...I don't ever comment on these things but....REALLY? Am I supposed to read his lips? WTF?

    fstopguy 3 years ago

  • Jesus christ on a cracker...how did this vid even score a one star rating??

    sheajl19 3 years ago

  • sound quality is terrific!! keep up the great work!

    To Beneath3the8buried ... u really tried to watch this? damn ... u might be more stupid then the person who posted this!!

    Soobie25i 3 years ago

  • just fucking amazing

    yellowdart212 3 years ago

  • wow i have 2 words for the soundless webcam... EPIC FAIL!!!! =]

    AlexAck2011 3 years ago 4

  • i have never seen a more epic fail than this

    pookking 3 years ago 6

  • QFT

    SpotConspiracy 3 years ago

  • No sound, and used a webcam to film a tv. Gotta love it.

    sashman1972 3 years ago 3

  • haha abrakadabrakid cracks me up u need to be telepathic to hear this XD a classic

    faithfulmonkey 3 years ago

  • Oh no guys. Didn't you know this is the Ralphie May Telepathy Special?

    If you can't hear this, then aparantly you're not telepathic, that's all haha

    AbraKadabraKid 3 years ago

  • what the fuck is this shit you know what.. you owe 5 21 seconds of my mother fuckin life so fuck you :)

    beneath3the8buried 3 years ago

  • beneath3 you actualy watched this for 5 mins and 21 secs?

    ....can i buy some weed from you?

    mrpancakes420 3 years ago 3

  • Aw this is fucc'd up I cant hear shit, I bet it was funny as a muphuka too

    SSUAVE1 3 years ago

  • in order 2 hear the sound you must smoke weed with Jesus first

    abcdefghilkmno123456 3 years ago 4

  • theres no sound, yay! im the 1 millionth person to say that! XD

    bagodeath 3 years ago

  • Hey, theres no sound you dingleberry!

    dwiganstube 3 years ago

  • U FAIL

    MrCaxus 3 years ago

  • no sound WTF

    9760bn 3 years ago

  • fail.

    cdlkrider 3 years ago

  • man this shyts funny ass hell!!! hahahaha

    opeyg139 3 years ago