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  • Funny video...but the guy is a shitty parent (IN MY OPINION).

  • lmfao i just noticed you are in a car hahaha

  • mini m13 fan at the end lol, you should slap the retards if they slap your dog. its the only way they learn

  • Wtf did i just witness at the end of this video?...

    A dog on a scooter? hahahaha lmao! xD

  • Well about the guy getting sued over the kid getting bit, it's just retarded because he had a sign of beware of dog and the kid was trasss passing

  • Just call it what it is. RETARDED. Or medically, DUMB.

  • My cat is slow. He was the runt of the litter and was born with 'cat flu'. He's the most loveliest cat in the world, wouldnt change him for the world. I don't think mentally handicapped people mean to hit animals in a 'nasty' way (not the majority of them anyway) i think its just their perception of petting.

  • Mentaly retarded man , go and get life nooob

  • I so aggre

  • Retards arnt a race, they are a disease

  • I think this guy is epic I am sick of retards running my life just because there retards and they think they get special treat ment. When I was i'n primary this retard kit called me a fag and gues who gets suspended ME!

  • @districtAKS2000 Check out your spelling and and writing mechanics. Who's the retard?

  • All Americans seem to do when a problem occurs is sue the other party. Bit by a dog, sue. Can't do math, sue, where will it end?!?!

  • Got any views on whats going on in america where they're trying to make the army able to arrest anyone without evidence or trail for what ever they want? should make a video on your views would be awesome watch.... do it while going into town because i loved the 20min video of you driving around in town at night :P

  • I had a dog run into my house, bite me, AND my dog, and run away. I was only able to sue the person for about $1000.

  • M13 i have a mentally slow cousin and he also has the habbit of slapping my dogs head left and right, until it scared the shit out of him.

    so i think your right, they love to man handle.

  • 50,000? Those parents must be hardcore. I bet they are the type where they make the kid wear bubble wrap. If a dog bit my dog i wouldn't sue. I would tell my kid tough luck lol

  • next time call the guy over and slap him

  • "Your videos suck, sorry." - LOLOL

  • I just don't see that holding up in court if the dog was tied up and the kid walked up to the dog on the dog owners property.

  • wait what, your in the car

  • hahahaha got to love "I've just decided i don't like retarded people"

  • Wait wait wait! A guy had fucking signs saying "warning vicious dog do NOT come here" and some dumb kid goes there and gets bit and the guy gets sued .....Only in america -.-

  • Is it just asians that are so publicly cruel towards dogs?

  • retarded people are cool in my book--after all, half of america's recent high school graduates are retarded. i just hate it, though, when they get all tired out from winning a bronze medal in the special olympics...that kinda sucks.

  • Retarded people drool and smack dogs all the time. Ive seen it

  • you dnt like retarded people?? u racist!! lol

  • @motorcyclevlogger u mean...retardist? lol

  • Shouldn't use the word retarded!

  • Fact is America is a company run by England which is a company (check it out) and the court is an organ that decides how much to pay this company ... it has nothing to do with justice ... to mention it short ...

  • Lmfao damn slow people anyway. Slapping dogs the dog should have bitten his finger off. Lol I'm goin to hell who's comin with me its nice and hot there no snow

  • Ok I don't comment to much,but I will make an exception on this one.Ok I've been watching your bus for a long time but calling a mentally challenged kids a retard is not nice at all.I also would like to say what if something happens to your son or your wife and they are know more mentally functional.So would you hate you love for that I don't think so.I to have also list respect.Sorry #America is great its just the people in it.

  • @maxspeed06 Your comment is incomprehensible. 

  • @maxspeed06

    Yea are you mentally handicapped?

    just asking that would explain your comment

  • heres all you got to know about America, M13,---its going down hill fast. American "culture" has become as vulgar as is humanly posible.

  • I got to admit, i think i lost a little respect for you after watching this video, no offence in great terms.... I watched your videos since 2007 and will still continue too, it's just this video made you seem alittle uneducated too the world. I mean "Retard" or "retarded" is frowned upon because it doesn't really explain the persons disability in a realistic sense. But everyone has there own opinion and i respect that.

  • It is like that here in America. There are so many frivolous law suits. Too many ambulance chasing lawyers. I remember hearing a story about a burglar that broke into a house, got hurt or trapped while doing it and then tried to sue the property owners.

  • what is m13 nationality? French Canadian?

  • m13 i know this is really random and you probably wont read this but is the Yamaha YBR125 a good starting bike?

  • @bananakiller21 Oh I'll read it....I just won't respond to it. ;)

  • @13mordeth :D

  • @13mordeth why wont you respond him? ;)

  • @13mordeth Oh but you did respond.... HHMMM!!!

  • @AJsfree2toke Not to the question

  • @bananakiller21 yes it is

  • @bananakiller21 Yeah mate, it is :)

  • @bananakiller21 I just bought one as my first bike. Amazing first bike!

  • @bananakiller21 yes!

  • @bananakiller21 yeah its a decent bike to start off with

    any 125 will be a good learner bike

    but i wouldnt buy a brand new one because you will out grow it quickly..if you're an adult i'd go for a 250cc straight away, theres not that much of a jump up in power etc but it'll last you longer

    it'll also make longer trips easier

    125cc's are great, i have one, but they are limited and you will want to upgrade soon (like i do :( )

  • @elliotb92 I agree, i brought a Yamaha x-max 125 sport (2011) from new and i'm already planning on getting another bike. I'm looking at a new Yamaha R6, might get the 50th Aniversary model

  • @bananakiller21 Since he DID respond (just not to your question), just saying yes/no/maybe would have actually taken less time/effort. What a bummer.

  • @mockingbird187 yeah i know right thats m13 for ya :/ :(

  • @bananakiller21

    It's a very good one. Cheap, sturdy, reliable, very good fuel economy.

    The perfect starters-bike

  • 爸爸你要去哪裡 ^_^ ? We're going home now Darling .

    so cute

  • He's probably not that serious. In an earlier video, he clarified that his relationship with the viewer is like that of two mates in a bar holding their drinks and conversing. It's casual. Nothing serious.

  • @weurRTG Exactly....and two mates in a bar use all sorts of politically incorrect terms....but they both know the other isn't being serious.

  • then i threw its carcass out in my backyard and fed it to my komoto dragons

  • @MastaMrGuitar Wow, you're pretty creative for an 7 year old, you know. All tough n' shit. Didn't know that a child could own a gun either.

  • i shot a dog once because it attacked me while i was jogging. I capped the fuckin mutt.

  • you are so right about this mickymouse country

  • Retards are allowed to he bitten by animals. It's the law.

  • so, if someone gets bit by my my dog i need to shoot them before they leave my property. alright now that we got that straight. lock and load

  • JD's videos do not suck mordeth! they are the best!!!!! JD JD JD JD JD !!!!!!

  • Yeah it's the same way here in Canada.

  • Thats just how retards say hello

  • if you ask me i think that the dude with the vicious dog shouldn't be sued because the family should of been watching there retarded child in the first place... people are just so fucking dumb it makes me angry.

  • hahaha shoot the kid

  • I'm allergic to dogs. Sucks to be me. But I do love Cats.

  • and that's why america is retarded "oh your dog bit my kid on your property inspite of the warning signs oh so now you owe me money" or teach your kid not to trespass

  • @turnip121

    Don't generalize America as a whole. Many are retarded but many have their head on straight. I bet where you come from there are many retarded including yourself

  • the kid's family should be sued for not watching their kid and the kid should get in trouble for trespassing onto someone else's property without permission.

  • Don't worry M, those 2 subs weren't worth having anyway imo.

  • my theory is that since they're mentally handicapped, they probably called the dog over with good intentions, but once the dog reaches them they dont know why they called it over in the first place. their brain probably couldn't process this information and they panicked when they see the dog in front of them.

  • I really dislike when people use the word "retarded", its too outdated and too readily used as an insult.

  • @1ScouserNProud1 How about "spaz"?

  • @1ScouserNProud1 Retard.

  • @1ScouserNProud1 your retarded

  • I'll admit, some of us americans are prime examples of dumbasses and douchebaggery....and our legal system is f*cked up too haha

  • it's the problem with america. so HYPER-sensitive about shit. And I'm American, and people have "feelings." They need to get over their feelings because the majority of the world does not care.

    On the plus side. You're awesome Mordeth.

  • idk why ppl get mad over the American thing... do you pay attention to anything that goes on in the world? America is far from perfect. There's cases where a robber breaks into someones home & gets hurt, or owner hurts them (protecting THEIR property w/o killing them)...and the burglar sues & wins. Someone slips in YOUR yard, or a neighbor kid breaks into YOUR gate & falls into your pool- and you get sued. It's ridiculous, you never know what lazy ass trying to get free money might sue here.

  • i wondered why you was filming a little girl at the end of this video but then i realised the dog ahahaha

  • You my friend are a sloth.

  • You're a good man, mordeth.

  • Do you talk to your children in english and they reply in jap? thats rad :L

  • @gazalaza1995 chinese

  • M13 I´m sorry seeing that you´ve got a lot of American rednecks watching your videos.

    They surely don´t deserve this!

  • im an American nd like 99% of what M13 has to say about America... is true lol

  • everyone needs to grow up, its just M13's view on things and if you think those views are wrong then u can fuck of, i think M13 is a awesome guy who does loads of funny vids. I'm staying subscribed for ever!

  • I love M13!

  • good thing i don't live in america and see some things like you.. like.. i don't understand why some things are legal and others are not.. but if i think about my country... well please m13 don't ever talk about germany xD it might get worse xD

  • @hl2nudel he lives in Taiwan, he moved from Winnipeg Canada years ago :) fyi

  • @hl2nudel The only thing I know about Germany is that every woman is a whore (will have sex for money).....no no.....wait....that's Russia. I don't know anything about Germany.

  • @13mordeth

    Schnitzel and Sauerkraut? Oktoberfest and Autobahn?

  • The American legal system isn't a justice system like we are taught but it's more like a business. Money is more important than morals in legal systems, it's sad but that's the way the world works.

    P.S. I don't like retarded people either. One poured Coke on me at my 6th birthday party. Scared me for life. Fucking retard fucks.

    P.S.S. My Mom's the president of a guild which helps fund education for mentally challenged people. Oh the irony.

  • LOL at everyone getting butthurt over this video.

    Get some Preparation H and grow the fuck up

  • Animal cruelty is a mental problem by its self IMO

  • As a dog owner myself, I taught my kids that other dogs are not like their own dogs, and that they should always ask the owner before trying to pet any dog they meet. Its just common sense really.

  • @DonAlcopop Yes, but are your kids retarded? If not then your comment is invalid.

  • @13mordeth would post comment retardation of my children help validate the comment any? ;)

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  • Most states if some one gets hurt on your property and you don't have visable no trespassing signs, you are liable. Also you can sue any one for any thing but it dosent mean you will win... With a good lawyer I'd say that the dog could sue the kid for harassment

  • It's not bad to laugh about things mentally handicapped people do. It's bad if you laugh at them for being handicapped. I'm mentally ill, and I have done some ridiculous things. It's good to be able to laugh about them. It bothers me when people feel like they need to be extra careful around me. I'd be upset if someone laughed at me just for being crazy though. There's a difference that people need to learn.

  • @eoesn I hear u friend. People can laugh with u but its cruel to laugh at u. Well said. Take care.

  • yo kid is so stupid, he goes to pet the neighbours crazy dog

  • dude you should go back to riding ya bike on weekends and talking about random shizz cus that was the best :P

  • it's like Lenny from 'Of Mice Of Men'. He likes soft things and tries to touch them, but doesnt understand how strong he is and ends up killing 'em

  • Don't worry M13, I'm still a loyal subscriber. I can appreciate American bashing comedy, even if I am from America. Unlike some, I understand that my country is fucked up. The handicapped part might been too far for those with handicapped relations though.

  • bao bao is a cool name. what does it mean?

  • the title of the video just made me laugh xD

  • Suing under the circumstances you described in this video, and winning under those circumstances are two different things.

  • a drunk idiot playng football on the street kicked the ball in my garden, so he jumped the fence knowing that my dog will kill you if you touch his toys, in that case the ball was his new toy so the fuckhead hited my dog with beer bottle, 3 days later he jumped the fence again to hit my dog = 80+ stiches on his ass and legs + shreded pair of new Puma shoes and a life memory...never ever beat a dog because he will remember you 4ever and in his first ocasion he will fuck you up for good

  • Haha, I feel sorry for you M13, you have these low intellect people insulting you just because they are offended by anything real easily, grow the fuck up and get in the real world, if everyone at least had the brain to see how things really aren't all that offensive there would be less violence and more understanding in this world.

    But clearly the top two comments show that people simply can't see things the way they should be seen, and have a childish tantrum about it.

  • I have someone mentally handicapped in my family. But I see the humor in the video and find the video pretty funny! Handicapped people can be happy too you know, just because they´re handicapped doens´t mean they have to be miserable

  • lmao, my keyboard just fell on the floor and it scared the living shit out of me. I thought the floor was falling through r some shit.

  • My cousin has cerebral palsy and loves animals.

    I'm not sure if he's mentally retarded but I assume he is.

    Must just be your luck with retarded people.

  • I've heard of instances where burglars were breaking into a home and were injured in the process (I think in one story a guy fell through the roof) and then ended up suing the homeowner... oh, beautiful for gracious skies, 'Or amber waves of grain

  • @13mordeth (part2)... or my dog would think as he being aggressive not to him but to me he is a breed to protect the owner he is a guard dog he still has his own instincts to protect! now i never let those cunts near to my dog and here in UK there are a fucking ton of them around.

  • @13mordeth ye m13 i understand that i have a big dog Italian Mastiff Cane Corso, i was walking with him in the park i had him off he was running around happily . my dog he is well trained, my dog won several awards in dog shows and the same thing happened there was a family of 1 retard and father and mother walking in the park and the retard who is like 25 ish called my dog over and kicked him at a same second good thing i walked with my dog to them, so i grabbed him and pulled away

    (part 1)

  • @13mordeth...I am pissed your opinion differs from mine, so I am going to call you an asshole....American here, with a mentally handicapped cousin and I never find your videos offensive. People need to get pull their heads out of their ass and open their minds. Not everybody is going to think exactly the same as you. If you never want to be offended or upset, stay the fuck off the internet.

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  • Dear M13,

    You are a lot cooler then me

  • @Strattao I'm guessing that you have someone mentally disabled in your family and you're being overly sensitive about the video......well it's comedy....and if you aren't bright enough to understand that...then you probably shouldn't be watching my videos in the first places. Did you know that I used to volunteer with the mentally challenged at St.Amant Center in Winnipeg for 3 years and was commended in my care of them because I "treated them normally"? No, but you judge anyway.

  • @13mordeth to both of these comments all i can say is, the truth hurts dont it =D long live M13 (m13 always pokes fun at "brits" but thats all it is, FUN grow up and grow a pair)

  • @andypt12345 exactly 

  • @Strattao why u so mad?

  • @Strattao Papillon

  • that picture of the dog..scares the shit through me!

  • @alfo1208 he's canadian

  • @cntzero poor little fella

  • @cntzero omg, I just rewatched the video to see what you are crying about and all I say is "I don't understand America" and I'm referring to how you can climb over someone's fence and then go and try to pet their TIED UP vicious dog......and then when you get bit...you can sue the owner. So....I don't understand the logic behind the legality of that situation.......and I suppose you support it?

  • @13mordeth You can sue anybody, or anything, doesn't mean they're going to win.

    If it goes to court, the dog will be fine, the kid was trespassing, and that's that.

  • @13mordeth Being from America, fuck America... our financial system is fucked, our medical system is fucked, we need a good civil war to clean out welfare, car insurance adjusters and old people draining our resources.

  • @13mordeth you can file a lawsuit for anything here in the U.S. winning the case is another story. in a few states, frivolous lawsuits are discouraged by having the plaintiff pay both court costs if they lose. It seems to work in helping within those few states.

  • @cntzero He attacks America's civil court system, which in case you haven't noticed is totally fucked, and you think he is "American bashing"?? I am American and I love my country, but I also recognize its problems. And if M13 were wrong about this one, I would tell him so, not grab my toys and go home.

  • @cntzero gtfo then im american and have no prob what he says.. because its true most the time lol

  • @cntzero LoL its a known fact... A lot of american laws are bullshit.. Get over it.. And looool attentionwhore, noone cares if you unsub... Olololol

  • When I was young a big dog came out of nowhere into my backyard and started going insane.

    Then we ate it.

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  • hey M13 is it true that in Taiwan a black dog with white paws means death ?

  • @5layer77 A dog with white paws is supposed to be bad luck. Don't think the colour of the dog matter much.

  • In America the cops say it's better for you to kill a trespasser to avoid getting sued,at least that's what the officer told me here in Miami

  • kid needs an »»───(knee)───►

  • But isn't a U turn actually 2 left hand turns???

  • LOL, it's not a habit for people with intellectual or cognitive disabilities.

    Not all people with those disabilities have problems crapping their pants, either.

    Most likely you just met two people with shitty parents that didn't bother to teach them right from wrong, or they coddled the kids into thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want.

  • It's probably something happened to these people through schooling or life common where they got beaten, and triggered that to make them socially retarded to animals? Might be a dominance thing :o stabs in the dark!

  • That's where you're wrong man, you can't shoot a guy for being on your property anymore....the laws here got all fucked up. Now you as the owner are responsible AND LIABLE for ALL SHIT that goes down on your property. Classic example was this piece of shit who broke into this woman's house, slipped, fell, broke an arm or some shit, SUED, AND WON. We have to LOCK up ladders to the pool as if somebody wanders over (trespasses), falls in, drowns, WE"RE LIABLE. This country = lawsuits.

  • @MrSlowestD16 I saw an episode of cops where this guy was at home and someone was trying to pick his front lock. So he shout them straight through the door. Then called the cops. The cops came took away the body and that was that. I love that about America.

  • @13mordeth Haha, good shit. Yeah, that's like...old rules America.  They're really starting to pull some shit when it comes to what you can and can't do. They're really enforcing this whole "people getting hurt on your property is your fault" bit, and as for defending yourself in your own home, there's even some new rhetoric about "did you have an escape route - did you HAVE to shoot him?" - guess as my dad says, though: "Rather be tried by 12 then carried by 6" - y'kno?

  • why do you put pictures like that and then you just have a video of you on a motobike or in a car

    

  • @thebigbug227 Because non-stop thumbnails of streets gets boring.

  • Wait, do you drive around in your car with a helmet on?

  • @SCHIZOPHRENlC Did you know that he uses camera to record not helmet!

  • @oi565 Sorry, what? I'm guessing... I don't know any other way he could do it? One hand on the wheel, one hand on the camera? Even then, it's a lil risky...

  • @SCHIZOPHRENlC Did you know that you can take a camera out of the helmet...

  • @oi565 Take a camera... out of a helmet? Wait, I've never heard of that, what a weird thought... ever since the day I was born, I thought cameras stayed in helmets... I'm so confused, why didn't I think of that!? Well whaddya know, YA LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY!!! ......derp.

  • Anyone who love animals SHOULD STOP EATING THEM

  • @rivlukcoltd I love animals SO MUCH that i eat them. I love how delicious they are. Also, you are a moron. Yes, lets all eat vegetables. Oh wait, now the animals are overpopulating and we are eating their food source. Now who is the animal murderer? You kill all these plants, and then indirectly kill all these animals who overpopulate and stave to death. I'll be eating twice as much meat to make sure you don't DESTROY OUR PLANET you bastard.

  • It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?

    Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.

    But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

    Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork

    But Garfield’s on my fork.

    He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

  • Only the lowest of morons abuse animals.

  • he should of had a " no trespassing sign " posted, and he should of made sure everyone, " even the kids " knew what the sign means ( to be legal )... but for sure, its up to the kids parents to make sure their kids NEVER GO INTO THAT YARD... plain and simple, retarded or not. retarded people can read..... hey, lets go mess with that scary looking dog while he is eating, better yet, lets hit him with a stick to see if he bites ! LOL !! around here, the parents would be sued for child neglect

  • he should of had a " no trespassing sign " posted, and he should of made sure everyone, " even the kids " knew what the sign means ( to be legal )... but for sure, its up to the kids parents to make sure their kids NEVER GO INTO THAT YARD... plain and simple, retarded or not. retarded people can read..... hey, lets go mess with that scary looking dog while he is eating, better yet, lets hit him with a stick to see if he bites ! LOL !! around here, the parents would be sued for child neglect

  • i dont like retarded people...from now on :D

  • beware of dog sign does nothing to protect the owner.. if your dog is the type that may bite someone you have to make sure it doesn't on your own prop or public unless the person is committing a crime. If a kid can just walk up to the dog then pretty clear he didn't do much to do anything..

  • being retarded is just an excuse for being a jerk :D

  • @happyblackie Then I guess you must be both retarded and a jerk.

  • Love listening to your videos while I do my homework, and then at the end you play the [M13] and there's usually something funny/interesting to watch so I pause from my studies to see what's up hahaha