Devil May Cry: The Stupid Files 2

[Billierina]

*x3

[Billierina]

Vergil ur singing was awesome 3

[BlueSpiritFire1]

Dante: Are you gay?

Vergil: .....yes.

Mansex: OOOOH YEAHHH

He scares the shite out of me, no matter what.

[OneWingedAngel82302]

I find it funny that they're both in a yo momma fight, when they both have the same mother. :P

[AzurillAOtaku]

4:40 he said Dante is beautiful... THEY HAVE GOT THE SAME FACE X3 Apparently also Vergil is an huge narcissist

[911child]

XD

"37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

"YAY!!!!"

"No Gir, Thats bad."

"YAY"

[911child]

XD wow, i almost couldnt control my laughter when Virgil sang to Dante.

[Blackheartick]

Why does it look like Nero is actually saying that at 2:49?

[creami2000]

what did he say at 1:45 ?

[kjayko1]

If you saw the red vs blue reference... go watch it

[LastToBackDown]

Intro music anyone?

[kirishima69]

Ugh. I though the part where Vergil moaned is just a random sound clip, as well as "I fail to see the logic here", but seeing the original cutscenes proved me wrong... and even though the last fight scene of Dante and Vergil in DMC3 is serious and sad, I laughed at Vergil moaning. xDD

[HeX4869]

Dude, you need warn us before you play some potentially suspicious audio like 0:03

We're not always alone or at home.

[theantonlulz]

I like how at 1:50 Dante says: "Shut the fuck up fat man this ain't non your *** damn business" (god is censored while fuck isn't)

[kirishima69]

LOL F**KING WHORE xDD

And Nero beating Dante up is epic =P

[DTEGU]

XD Virgil, you can sing Beautifull to me anyday you want ^w^

[PhiloxXxPhobia]

heeere pigy pigy pigy...

[cole19971]

where can i find the lier thing



[MoonLight980508]

Hey kid ... Stop jumping like a dumb like a IDIOT xDDD

[Hazenox]

2:17 FUCK!!!!! stop hitting me lol

[KrisIsGaara]

PLEASE, could anyone tell me what 4:18 is from?!

[megagirlonline]

outta my way jerkass!!!

[MzReno2012]

Couldn't stop laughing!!!

[VentusFan689]

favorite part was 2:20

[AuoraVirus]

1:26 BUTTF*CK

[Sunandmoontwins]

I also don't think you are happy enough

[Sunandmoontwins]

Apparently Dante thinks everyone is a lier

[TheDjcmoney28]

@justine1479 yeah he said "como te llamas" which is spanish for "what's your name?" (FEAR MANSEX)

[Z3R0zko]

@TheDjcmoney28 i laughed so hard on that part

[TheDarkAngelStorm]

6:05 Sweet !

[justine1479]

KOMOSEYAMA!!!!!  XD i fell of my chair!!!

[ClaireBrazilianSwag]

LOLZ my cuzin mad @ meh cuz she got in trouble 0:03. she got grounded. PAY BACK TIME BITCH!

[MsXizan]

@ Sudatonkache It's a malfunctioninf JUKEBOX, not a radio

[Boldin017]

favorite videos on youtube hands down

[soulessphilosopher]

We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie! XD

[TheWolves222]

1:52 Boobies...

[AuoraVirus]

2:20 is f***ed up weirdness. O.o

[Sudatonkache]

"That's very interesting..--" "LIAR!!" xD

[phinha1996]

why does dante never press the right button of the radio

[TheDarkslayer1996]

"I'm surrounded by idiots"......Vergil is damned right

[scorpionstrike02]

Intro song?

[B1tchesLuvSoreThumbs]

5:19 LOLWHATGIRLFRIEND?

[zhaoyun100]

adios muchaho!

[UZF3]

My faves were Jester doing the Hula and and the Gatorade vs H2O skits!

[B1tchesLuvSoreThumbs]

BITCH I WILL CUT YOU, THAT OPENING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

[sdnzoo]

Ok, so Dante saying "Adios muchacho." made my day!

[UltimaForceKeyblader]

38 people also like to suck wonderbar, with Jester! :D

[999DOOMZday]

i side with dante...

I DONT LIKE SPAMM!!!! *cleans out email*(yes im aware of what spam is, and it taste and reads like shit.)

[DelusionaryKiller]

38 people went to the frecking idiot convetion...

[crazysajko]

why cant we wach it on mobile internet?cam you please enable it?

[bloodyskull01]

Nice intro xD

[zPaperMooN]

BRO. THAT BEGINNING GOT ME IN TROUBLE.

[CloudStrife0896]

@zPaperMooN me too XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh c'mon dude put a warning my parents thought I closed the door to watch porn but I only wanted to freely watch my precious parodies XDDDDDDDD

[CloudStrife0896]

thumbs up for busy swearing nero at 6:32 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[NinjaAssassinism]

@zPaperMooN Don't feel too bad, I bet it got a LOT of people in trouble :/

[jakkkkkk555555]

Dante: Damn right I am...

[XLilXTweakX]

I have to ask....why?

[Roxashasnoheart]

now i wanna play this

[deviljabberwock]

"So are you gonna fuck me or what? :)"

"Go fuck yourself D:<"

"HEY FUCK YOU MATE!"

"YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

I was choking lolol

[B1tchesLuvSoreThumbs]

YESYESYESYES!!!!



[gizmo3367]

omg i was watching this in the living room on my laptop and my mom was sitting on da sofa and i was sitting on the table and like the YES YES YES! part came on in the begining and she was like wtf are you watching?! XD i was like its a video on youtube and she came over and i showed her and she was like i dont get it? and i was like of course you dont! sigh anyways sorry if i bored you XD but awesome videos luv em!

[syluxerian]

2:25 LOL!!!!!!!its official...u Suck!!!

[kirahasthenotebook]

this stuff is awsome man one of the best videos ive seen

[legefy]

Awesome Guilty gear opening

[theantonlolz]

after i watched star wars i finally get the yo mama jokes XDXD

[ProjectRebirth8]

5:04 FTW !!! XD

Dante: *claps hands in a calling motion* "Tina You fat lard come get some dinner."

Cerberus: "I wont eat this shit"

Dante: "Tina eat.eat the food."

Cerberus: " You eat it jackass!!'

Dante: "Go get the food!"

[loenlover101]

awww yo mama fight

[TheHunterTroll]

Pause at 2:40... F*cking wierd.

[james20652]

Yippee Kiya motherf**cker XD

[hotcar44]

we could have had something special

but you one crazy ass bitch

:D

[Demiloner]

whats the ending song?the pretender?

THIS...IS...NOT SPARTA...THIS..IS..EPIC!

[ELEMENTALSK83R]

YES YES YES YES HOW MUCH MORE YESES 10 11 12 OR MAYBE 1000000000

[CookieKitsune]

Wait, I WANNA SMELL DANTE! He probably smells like PIZZA and Sexy-Fine shampoo....XD

[loenlover101]

@CookieKitsune ya he does lol

[CyrilCloutier]

Hippy-ca-yay Motherfucker! xD

[Bakurapuppy1266]

I DONT THINK YOURE HAPPY ENOUGH!! XD best freaking part. damned song needs to DIE!! it needs to be KILLED DEAD!! Like with a ROCK... or something...

[Superjimbo229]

wats the opening song?

[RubyDawnEman]

2:38 you can be a big pig too Oi!

i just laugh everytime i see it.

[MrMaxsushi]

:DDDDDDDDD i am french !!! are you french too?? ( the realisator )

[vergillicious]

Hey is the part after the "Yo momma fight" is that a song where Dante and Roxas were yelling? And if it was what song was it?

[x12LoVe12x]

5:57 This video is veery interesting ;)

[Newduper]

I was at work with my sound on max. Thanks a million, dickhead.

[mantis1mike]

@Newduper and thats what ya get 4 touchin that

[PaprikaOguri]

You're good in french, but we say "La fin", not "Le fin".

I love your vid so much, they make me smiles even if my legs are broken ! Thank you very much, please continue ...

Sorry for my bad english, i'm really really sorry T_T

[Raisenet14]

Haha they have a yo momma fight when they both have the same mom

[KhaymanandKhloe]

RED VS. BLUE MUTHA @#$%ERS

[BLAIKER55]

THE FOOD!!!

[BLAIKER55]

THE FOOD!!!

[BLAIKER55]

THE FOOD!!!

[zipasa123]

dante and vergil came from the one mum :D

[DickheadLyle]

what is the name of the song you used during this time 0.11 minutes - 0.35 minutes i want that song

[Demiloner]

Dante:yo mamma so fat Han Solo said "thats no moon!thats your mama!)

Jester:OH YO MAMA FIGHT!

Dante:SILENCE!

[MrNightmarejoe]

Jester:Oh yo mama fight!

[AijeCumantz]

HAHAHAHAHA

I love the "That´s interesting" parts XD

7:07 Red vs Blue LOL

[liverpoolfcfan08]

ha ha! So funny! Really well put together! Love it!

[MrNightmarejoe]

YO MAMA FIGH!!!!!

[Apolloofthenight]

4:54 creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life. Really, this bets out over the Ring chick. O.O

[HirosamaNadasaki]

- well, my evil mission was a success.

-No it wasn't!

-SILENCE

[Marianocli777]

@HirosamaNadasaki jajajaj xD

[InachiSasuke91]

@7:44 epic wtf face

[Marianocli777]

7:56 aaaajajajaja!!!!!

[clover35676]

IT STARTS FUNNY

LOL



[TheWarriorOfTheDead1]

lol, awsum, make more coz they make me laugh my ass off, n uv gt a gr8 tast in music

[DinaSan1]

"OUT OF MY WAY JERK ASS!" makes me burst out a lough EVERYTIME! XDDDDD

[MAXumYMakarOFF]

What the song in 2:24?

[coopkillerful12]

5:48 bow to your sensei. Bow To Ur SENSEI!!!!

[Shadowrunner240]

... Wait. So they're dissing their own mother? XD

And Vergil, you singing "You're Beautiful", is creepy. Please don't ever do that again. Speaking in a different language? Comon' Vergil; be like SUPER DANTE!!! :D

[vergilslove]

@Shadowrunner240 i think Vergil was admitting defeat to Dante about who looked better (even though Vergil is clearly the better of the two lol.)

[Sasorisempai]

Did you know that there is a DMC anime?

[ninjaeris131]

you knoew you watched dmc stupid files times when you know exactly how it goes and you go along with it

[OoAkai]

37 people got momma'fied

[metalsteal28]

2:53 - 2:58

Lady: So are you gonna fuck me now guys or what?

Dante: Go Fuckyourself

Lady: Hey Fuck you man

haha LOL!!

[ProjectLIFEgirl]

Omigod!!! It's 12:23 in the morning and I'm trying to NOT laugh!!!!!!!!

[tamquyen94]

Happy happy joy song :)) LoL!

[dogkiller07]

what does a scouter say bout his power level??  ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA

[TheEpickOne]

Win. nuff said.

[EvilSisterOfChicken]

6:59

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaatarade

h2o

[gandalfx77]

What is melody in start? 0.24



[lholde333]

I cannot breathe because I'm laughing so hard.

[EvilSisterOfChicken]

2:19 omg i was on the floor laughing

[G4M3R23]

Dante: ID LIKE TOO ASK U A QUESTION ATE U GAYYY? ..... Vergil: yes... ! Lol

[Zetsume1991]

It's offcial. I love you for making this!!

[SodaChii]

@Zetsume1991 spell it right and he might appreciate it ;D

[ggdell]

@SodaChii GRAMMAR NAZI!

[masterz105]

so many bad ren and stimpy references..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[THEGUYWITHTHE50CAL]

my reactions: WTF! HOLY SHIT! AWW CRAP! I THINK MY BRAIN BLEW UP! ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and last but no least: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!

[xSOCxGenesis]

@1:47 is the best lmao XD

[DevMayQQ]

4:38 LOL

[AoiYoru1317]

Well my evil mission was a success

No it wasn't!

Silence!!!

[XxFallenRougeWolfxX]

i noticed that you used alot from the kingdom hearts stupid files

[tyrant102]

vergil: booooobies..... LOL XD

[Sasue082]

I already know whats going on in the office: Dante and Trish are "getting it on"!

[MrXicoFelipe]

Jabba the Hutt made me lmao

[dethkiller42]

What's that song at the very beginning?

[goofyz]

@dethkiller42 its from Guilty Gear's OST - awe of she

[10commandments]

whats the song where dante and roxas are screaming?

[ppgdblossom13]

Damn. DAYUM!! Lol XD

[krisaf778]

shot your piehole were working here

[kaarajaggerjack]

Dante: from now on if anybody makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic its gonna be me

Lady: aww thats sweet

Dante: shut up bitch

Lady: asshole!

roflmao

yippi ki yay muther fucker!

[QuilavaChick]

@kaarajaggerjack Woot, Red VS Blue! :D

[RellikVan]

This... is... Lesbos!

HALLELUJAH!

[gandalfx77]

What is the name of the song at start?

[MegaFinalFantasy7]

2:49 love nero there xDD

aha your beautiful dante damn right xDD

[MegaFinalFantasy7]

2:49 love nero there xDD

[JooJooEyeballBeatle]

Lmfao @ 8:02.

That's right Dante, beat the crap outta it. xD

[JooJooEyeballBeatle]

LOL @ 2:48.

[SonneGoddess]

.....epic! :DDDDDD i was having a shit morning and now its good thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DessiesDream]

0:38 1:36 2:40 4:41 8:04 xD

[danteandcratosman89]

i love the ' i don't like spam' in a washer woman's voice

[TheShadow2058442]

HAH GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT, THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

[DomTheRulerOfUndead]

its funny cause i know that that yo mamma fight was from the robot chicken starwars special

[mojo873]

The Yo mama fight is my FAVORITE part! LOL

Yo mama so stupid she spent all day saying "Have not!" to R2!

[usapistedu66]

I have a ask for the 0:02 Why is Dante fucking lady? xD lol -Yes, Arkham is Mansex???? 3:03 Game over for Vergil 4:10 What is this scream? 4:16 Roxas?????? I love this music, 4:40 6:22 la guerre était terrible (the war was teribble) 7:22 happy happy joy joy song is crazy^^ see you next time!

[killerkelz95]

dmc, rvb, and kh...the is full of win XD

[NipplesMagee]

35 people are ass vampires.

[Kyero]

5:30 was awesome



[Fratboy312]

Awsome Awe of She

[dantedantedante123]

Vergil singing 'You're beuatiful' is halirious! But, it's so true, he IS beautiful. lol.

[777Kiana]

Lol, Vergil singing your beautiful to Dante... xDD

Lmao,

Jester: "Gatoorrraaddde"

Vergil: "H2o"!

Jester: "Gattooraaaaade!!"

Vergil: "H2o!"

Spartans: Waaater sucks, it really really sucks!

>I agree!

[BrianAE15]

The lightsaber one got me lol

[LittleMissVampire199]

This game is my favorite ever!!!

[Glaceon427]

wats tht song tht jester sang around 2:29

[Dlayer7]

@Glaceon427 The lion king Timon and pumba dancing hula hula

[TheBorosouthern]

@Glaceon427 The one on lion lion king timon & pumba sung doing the hula

[avivg333]

whats the song at 0:12 can some one tell me?

[Dlayer7]

@avivg333 Holy Orders (Be just or be death) of Guilty Gear soundtrak

[iiTzBenJi]

TEA CUPS!! FULL OF JUSTICE!!

[brandonbaker1000]

@iiTzBenJi its D-CUPS! FULL OF JUSTICE!! SWEET :D!

[iiTzBenJi]

@brandonbaker1000 Tea cups sounds far cooler though...

[dantemezmerize]

I love the clown part

xD

[ashtin12367]

i have a ps3 with devil may cry 4

[ZeroKorosu]

nice endin!

[Kakashifangirl53190]

where r the your mama lines from?