David Letterman at Taco Bell

[Dblspace]

Dave is the unparalleled master of Late Night entertainment.

[billstedthh]

hahaha

[RichyWWproductions87]

Back when Letterman was actually funny

[MegaMytube99]

this would be CLASSIC if it had the original ending - they brought in the "She's gone already chief" guy to the studio in his car where he delivered the line - anyone remember that?

[Jameswilliam1982]

dude at 4:00 is fucking hilarious hahaha

[brandons3]

SHE'S ALREADY GONE CHIEF...

[fram4153]

Knowing Dave, I'd expected him to tell that guy at the end "SHHHH, they don't know I'm working here!"

[SgtEaglefort]

"Medium relative to what?" lolololo

[ripster8675]

GAY

[tlrichieee]

i would kill for these cheap 1990's taco bell prices... :(( lol

[Jake41ify]

Top comments are always someone Repeating something in the Video

[TheJenlorelei96]

Lmao!

[brianmmf]

tell me what type of diet soda you want so I can tell you we're out of it

[xDontFaintx]

"il Take 2 Hard Ones " LMAO

[TheJohnathan0000]

are you howard stern funniest part.

[nofatchxplzthx]

lol "are you howard stern??"

[sniper321w]

LOL IF YOUR MEXICAN ITS HALF OFF LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

wtf?

WHAT DO U WANT DIET SODA? LOLOLOL DIET DR PEPPER>>??? LOLOLOLOL SOOOOO OFUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[00BERSC00L89]

Thumbs up if you are one of the few people who prefer Letterman over Conan.

[cclluuttcchh]

are you howard stern?

[h9ooo]

@cclluuttcchh :

my god my stomach hurts so much :D

[0013110011954523]

me recuerda a alguien cuando tomaba ordenes..mmmm....

[sha11235]

I wonder if that woman saw herself on Letterman later on and went, "Oh, now I see what this was all about!"

[MrPwnstar007]

FAKE AND GAY

[kenny1309]

@MrPwnstar007

You are? Wow.

[mjbab73]

@MrPwnstar007 You're a douch-nozzle!

[billnyethe1742]

1,000,000th viewer 666th comment!!!!!!!

[tosa2002east]

lol.......are you Howard Stern?

[GeorgiaBoii32]

i remember the old school taco bells

[DCIPhan11]

The funny thing is, he actually kind of has a point with the "slow down, I'm not a computer comment." I worked at Taco Bell for a while, and that is true a lot.

[lsl70]

I wonder how many customers they lost that day?

[bigphil2672]

I wonder if he really took TWO HARD ONES

[CoolerKing37]

Now I'm hungry...

[ZeeGeeH]

what year was this?

[SharmaDon890]

i love 2:50

[iChesus]

holy shit you guys know how to start a useless debate. unrelated ?: what year is this video from?

[libralady1010]

@iChesus Not sure but it was either 1993 or '94.

[WayneTuckyCustoms]

@libralady1010 96



[libralady1010]

@WayneTuckyCustoms Thanks.  I wasn't sure so thanks for clearing that up for me...and everyone else! ;)

[hootyhaha]

Burger King continues to increase the prices of their combos during rising gas prices, inflation, and just a suck economy. Wendy's, McDonalds, and Whataburger have done (and are doing) the same thing. Taco Bell is the only fast food place that has been brave enough to lower it's prices, and continues to report positive earnings. I'm going to Taco Bell from now on.

[AvenueD417]

these were the days when taco bell was still good.

[Zhatescaptcha]

I'm surprised he didn't catch Jay Leno on his lunch break. LOL

[no1joey]

Awesome! Buy why the fuk is there arguments about history here?

I remember this clip, after it on the show they had the guy who said she's gone chief drive onto the stage and say it! So funny

[notausertoday]

Back when Letterman actually left the Sullivan and was funny. Also liked the old guy that and Rupert that he used to feed lines to when hiding in a van.

[elpiqui]

genius!

[GratedTopping]

Fantastic, but it's out of synch a bit.

"She's gone already, chief." I remember that! After the segment, the same dude drove in from backstage in his car and said the famous line again. Anybody remember?

[STEVEMOR909]

This was funnier than the McDonalds bit! Very very funny!

[Steveman27]

@STEVEMOR909 If that was real he'd be fired within the same day. He's mocking those hard-working people by getting away with acting in ways that poor people who work there can't afford to risk getting fired over. If you are rich enough to never have to work a day in your life like David Letterman there, you can have all the fun you want because you're not worried, so when he showed others what he could get away with on the job by doing what those others couldn't afford risking, it was just mean.

[theodorelaurence]

@Steveman27 LOL, as a lowly employee I can say this is FUNNY. It's comedy. Stop taking life so seriously. It's a JOKE. God, I'd hate to be as repressed as you are.

[7477238]

@Steveman27 Shut the hell up this is just comedic relief. I used to work in fast food a long time ago and I'm not offended by this nor should anyone be. I envision you as a person who will look back on his life and say you wish you did more than just being a stuck up idiot who gets all butthurt over what is supposed to be comedic. Do you hate people who laugh or are you just jealous because you can't crack a smile you repressed fuck.

[Steveman27]

@7477238 Your rudeness was really uncalled for. I don't even know you and to the best of my knowledge never did anything to you so WHY treat me badly like that?. Those were real customers. Yes, even I got a laugh of both this and his McDonald's one, but it still doesn't seem fair or right. It was a cruel tease in front of those who weren't rich like him and could never be allowed to do that. I used to be a grill cook at McDonald's yeara ago. My job there was a living hell.

[7477238]

@Steveman27 This has nothing to do with who is rich and who isn't. Dave doesn't make all the money he has because he wants to, millions of people tune into his show and high traffic shows have tons of advertising so the money goes to him. He deserves it anyway because he is a fantastic entertainer and this video shows that. Guess what? People worked shitty first jobs, I had one and I'm not on any way, shape or form offended by this clip. You hate people who work hard? Who make good money?

[Steveman27]

@7477238 No, I don't hate people who put forth effort to make it big. You have to give credit to guys like Arnold Shwarzenegger because he grew up working class and come to the US with almost nothing and worked to make it big. It's those who have it too east from the get go like Paris Hilton where my feelings are a bit different. I'll admit it, I ENJOYED this and his McDonald's clip, I laughed at and liked them. And at least he made those workers' days by them being with a celebrity for a day.

[Steveman27]

@7477238 So, yes, to an extent, you do have a good point and sometimes it is good to just sit back and enjoy the show, I'll admit it. Yeah, he didn't have to make those workers' day by visiting them and them probably getting pictures with him and autographs by him. And yes, he did make most of those customers laugh, and for them to know they were live and on the air later on would make their day to. From that perspective, I do see your point. Afterall, imagine meeting a famous celebrity at work.

[MrTaylork1]

@Steveman27 lol you really are retarded aren't you.

[LunnBass]

Typical ignorant Americans.

[tgamerlegend]

@LunnBass shut the fuck up.

[AngryFoodCritic]

@LunnBass And you are the typical Brit who thinks he is better than everyone else.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic and you are the typical american who confuses himself

[AngryFoodCritic]

@TheBighairyfart really? and how did u come to this conclusion? moron

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic No point explaining to someone who is constantly confused.

[AngryFoodCritic]

@TheBighairyfart You wouldnt have youtube, internet, or a million other things u use every day if it werent for Americans. What have your people every contributed to the world( besides bad food.) Go blow prince charles.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic I never said confused people couldn;t make things. They just can;t comprehend things, Also none of those things would have existed without the British invented Computer. Million things is more applicable to british inventions in reality by the way. Go help one of your country;s many homeless.

[AngryFoodCritic]

@TheBighairyfart Actually the first computer was invented in Germany, then built by a Brit 100 years later, and eventually perfected in America. It sounds like you are the one that is confused. Your people havnt contributed much to the world. You owe your life to American ingenuity.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic Industrial Revolution, pwned bitch.

[AngryFoodCritic]

@TheBighairyfart Everything from the industrial revolution was later perfected in America so stfu. Nothing you guys have invented has been useful until Americans re-invented it.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic Difference between perfection and invention. I Pwn ur argument and u make up some bullshit about how these things were'nt useful although presumably useful enough to create the modern world. Now stop chatting bollocks and pay the Germans their due. They've perfected way more shit than u ever will. I hope u enjoy your decline for the next 100 yrs. Maybe get a less irrating national anthem, I mean god save the queen is fucking wonderful compared to OH STARS AND SPANGLES derder

[AngryFoodCritic]

@TheBighairyfart lol u didnt pwn anything. Shut the fuck up about the industrial revolution, what have you guys done in the 300 year span of time from then to now? Sorry you dont like our anthem lol.... but thats just your useless opinion.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic So basically without your insults, you;ve declared I am correct, 300years? jeez u must not know about the second industrial revolution and the fact that Britain was top dog until the after WW2. The USA;s power has and will be short lived, u;ll be lucky to get another 20 yrs. China, India, Brazil they;re all waiting to smack you.

[AngryFoodCritic]

yeah keep talking shit on the only superpower left in the world....the only reason people talk shit on the US is out of jealousy. You live in the past...obviously Britain has contributed things.... I live in the present and as or the PRESENT the US is #1 in many relevant categories. Your pride will be your downfall...

Yeah the idea of China, India, or Brazil attacking the US within this century is laughable and just proves how retarded you are...

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic I didn't say attack. They'll just cut u out, do your jobs cheaper, the USA will be drowning in debt. There are no superpowers anymore. USA stopped being a power after they failed in Afganistan and Iraq, if Pakistan goes you couldn't do a thing. Anyway you only do the present and now because u are simple and find it difficult to think.

[TheBighairyfart]

@AngryFoodCritic Americans using the word retard wrongly for the last century or so.

[sf200425997]

@AngryFoodCritic Reading your comments is like listening to Sarah Palin talk about something more complicated than moose burgers.

Stick to talking about food as your nickname suggests, maybe you'll do better there.

[sf200425997]

@AngryFoodCritic hahha "until Americans re-invented it". No wonder they didn't have a clue that it had already been invented elsewhere when many Americans think Europe is a country. Actually re-inventing something in most cases is utterly moronic, shows ignorance and is a waste of resources. But most importantly reinventing something is a sign that the "inventor" didn't comprehend the original invention, so he had to create his own. The one a simpleton such as himself could understand...

[AngryFoodCritic]

@sf200425997 how pathetic are to talk crap on one of my comments then go through all the trouble to find other videos i have commented on and talk more crap. You are a truly sad spectacle....

[sf200425997]

@AngryFoodCritic just shut it already, you simpleton.

[AngryFoodCritic]

@sf200425997 "I love pork, drinking beer and watching porn"

[sf200425997]

@AngryFoodCritic that is my message to the Muslim world.

[chrissalz]

@AngryFoodCritic Well pork is good, beer is awesome, and porn! Don't get me started on porn!

[sf200425997]

@AngryFoodCritic that must be a phenomenon completely strange to all Americans ;)) Ever heard the term "hypocrisy", you pinhead?

[mjbab73]

Even in Jay Leno's prime, he didn't have the comedic quick wit to have been able to make this nearly as funny as Letterman did. Dave could do it now at 63 and it would be better than Leno's best day. Jay may have ratings, but Dave has ingenuity (and BALLS). Letterman>Leno in every single way.

[JoleneRamsahai]

@mjbab73 im pretty sure everything>leno, if you think leno is funnier than anything you need to get your head checked.

[mjbab73]

@JoleneRamsahai Tru dat!!

[fresh2deafbill]

Dave should do dome thing like this now

[AKAKASP3R13]

I work at taco bell and this shit is so fuckin FUNNY ass FUCK!!!!!! :D

[sunnyld1]

I know I posted this before, but it just cracks me up. I never get tired of it. :~)

[kenny1309]

She's gone already, chief.

[sha11235]

@kenny1309 Love that comment. I keep thinking of it for years. 

[ex0rdium]

@kenny1309 this clip makes me love new yorkers

[sluggo06]

RIP Glenn bell

What do u think happens after we die?

[xxGPZshotgunxx]

hahahahaha what a badass. "she's gone already chief"

[residentevilfreakk55]

her face at 0:56 was priceless

[audy562]

this vid iz GAY!!!

[residentevilfreakk55]

@audy562 it's hilarous wtf r u talking about, david letterman is badass

[HeidiB15]

Oh god that is silly Dave.

Putting soda hair.

Dave your a nut.

Heidi

[SexyBeastJRO]

I remember this one... Anyone have the video of when David bought a hundred dollars worth of tacos and just drove around passing them out

[Pvt213]

Is it me, or is it the aspiration for everyone in the states to drive a huge, gas guzzling vehicle? I'm not a greenie, it's just an observation. Thumbs up BTW

[Descendancy]

@Pvt213 "gas guzzling" oh no!!! you know, the polution from MAKING a Prius does more damage than making a range rover AND driving it for 20years

[jsunac1]

Might as well give the Mexicans 1/2 off, they get everything for free anyway in the us.

[residentevilfreakk55]

@jsunac1 ya exactly

[Dltn97]

Jews

[jason01976]

that shit was funny i LMFAO

[mr3ggroll]

2:33 oh shes hot!

[DavelovesRealMusic]

ARE YOU MEXICAN LLOLOL

[teamedward19963d]

lol !! that's so fucking funny !!

[Brucev7]

'Ol Dave. ))

[teamedward19963d]

@Brucev7

hahahahha thanks super funny

[ARTISTICLYSTUPID]

HOward sterRn?? hahaha ...has to be the most random shit ever!

woaw i cant believe i didnt found this video b4 its hilarious...

n is this actually foreal or just a set-up???

[daddyjankie]

2 HARD ONE'S!!!!

[BeerLabelBuilder]

Look at the big stupid yank tanks they are driving, no wonder they need to invade iraq to keep these things running. lol

[FutureFrontLA]

These people were getting genuinely irate

[aishuakshi77]

omg. when WAS this?? haha

[infamouslo]

i'll take two hard ones

[xxLatinKillaxx]

LMAO I LOVE THIS

[Duma39]

rofl....I'm getting over the worst case of stomach flu

[hotnkoolboy]

LMFAO "I'll take 2 hard ones" <---- thats wat she said

[PaulG85]

When would u say this was made?

[whitefeather1990]

1:16 that goofy ass lookin kid workin at t-bell with dave

[gopconservative78]

Hi, I would like a Taco so I can run to the bathroom

[zappahart]

i searched this out it was as good as it was back then

[sepitheroth]

Classic, I love it.

[Lennon4life1968]

This is why Dave is King

[CanadienDestroyer]

@Lennon4life1968 1996, around, if I recall.

[janeway529]

When was this originally aired?

[rocker4u123]

if your mexican the meal's half off

[gjschmidt]

LMFAO! 4:23 "I'LL TAKE TWO HARD ONES!"

Epic XD

[Zeldafan69x]

lmao "Are you Howard Stern"?

[Gr1n9o5taR]

@Zeldafan69x yeah that was a good one XD

[Cadrag305]

lolololololololololol

[bakuharo]

Priceless...

[buddyrow64]

"excuse me sir your a little rude", "did you know my parents were rude?" lol

[xwiifoxx]

ill take two hard ones

[obdami]

Classic...

[gnrdude]

I haven't seen this since it aired 15 yrs ago & I'm still cracking UP!!!!!+

[TaylorCAdams]

Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too.

[422Natezgreat]

I wish they still had three chees melts

[Yoshi5020]

Definitely favorite'd

[lovecraft231]

"Medium relative to what?"

[wossamaggiga]

Go the guy at 1:16 tryna get in the shot. good on him haha

[jazzintheghetto]

Uncreative desperate bit by a mediocre television host.

Amazing this guy is popular.

Looks like a child molester. Hahaha.

[ThaAsianKid]

4:15 ill have two hard ones LOL!!

[MegaSmacky]

I wish there was more stuff from the old NBC show available.

[TheConnieHowe]

I'll give you a soft taco anytime, Davey.

[hathawbj]

At 3:36 is my favorite quote from this show ever:  "She's gone already, Chief"

[MrAnderson1985]

@yada147258 That's pretty funny.

[TRuehl3]

Haha

[smtc5b]

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!! HOward Stern ? LOL that lady is on crack !!!!! ROTFL

Man if it was me sticking my head under the pepsi machine I would have sucked it dry ! :D

[rgz1985]

Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

[sulack78]

i laughing so hard i cant breath..........

[spooner07troy]

i work at taco bell and wish i could say some of these things to some of our customers....... lol

[specialworks10]

im sure he woulda payed off the taco bell nicley but would they rly let him do that lmao

[specialworks10]

wonder if any of it was faked

[FlamingoKicker]

Howard Stern. LOL... That's gratitude for ya after all Dave has done against America

[jaundist]

Good guess "howard stern" he is also a comedian most likey he is putting something over them

[JazzNaySean]

omg this shit is funny

[t0psecretshit]

he does sound like howard stern

[Faztlan]

I'm Mexican!! 4,607 across the border last month!! -TX

[tigmaster6061]

ill take 2 hard ones!!

[Mariocool3]

@tigmaster6061 That's What She Said !!

[Mariocool3]

@tigmaster6061

[oceansgem]

hahaha I totally wish i could have done this to the taco bell i worked at. haha people can be sooo mean. lol

[Sweden80Here]

haha this is great ! Pls joined the facebook "We want Taco Bell in Europe" group ^^

[qyahya]

Taco Bell

[jack24showrocks]

"ARE YOU HOWARD STERN?" LMAO!!!

[frankieoc]

David Letterman at Taco Bell

[ColorsBright]

just wanted everyone to know that most of this is taken from Beavis and Butthead. Not word for word but its mostly what they did at Burger World.

[patt7000]

Its so sad that there is no Taco Bell in my country :(

[ujustgotdropped]

@patt7000 yes it is sad, im suprised that u havent killed urself yet.I kid, i kid. But seriously thats depressing.

[patt7000]

@ujustgotdropped Yea i would really want to try it out i love tacos. Send it with mail to me :)

[ColorsBright]

HAHAHA this was when Letterman was funny.

[TriStategolfriver]

I love David Letterman not ugly Palin

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@TriStategolfriver

Palins a hottie you faggot.