IOW (A song for the Isle Of Wight) - Dave Henson

[2011sjb]

I live on the Isle of Wight and it's a beautiful place to live! It's nothing like this and anyone who dislikes living here can always use the ferry to leave!

[20051994c]

I live on the island and it's exactly like that

[TheLoveyxxx]

i live on the island, nothing like that.

[MCTurkster]

shittest place in the uk

[rkeywood123]

I live on the island and it nothing like that

[SteelAngelJohn]

I'd say this is hurtful, but honestly, it's true. It's all so true...

[MrBenson36]

maybe you shouldnt come back! All the normal Jokes... HAHAHAAAAA SO FUNNY! :/

[MrMrdomieboy]

Hurtfull. I LIVE ON THE IOW ISLE OF WIGHT

[metalblade10]

This is hurtful. As a resident of the isle of wight, this is hurtful. I like turtless.

[metalblade10]

@metalblade10 this is really hurtful

[davidhenson44]

@metalblade10 Thank-you for your comment but I have to disagree... terrapins are way better.

[ElzandTwiggy127]

I don't have big ears! D:

[SuperOldtrain]

Wow! Made me laugh! I have lived here since 1970. Believe me, it's got worse.

[seanyk98]

u r a legend

[zhouyu21]

This is a brilliant song, it gave me one hell of a good laugh.

[xLegendOfTheFallx]

It is a bit inbred, but I love the Isle of Wight... Great lyrics!

x

[TheShanklinFreakShow]

Yep, that about sums it up :-) Great song!

[themannydanny]

Delightful, pretty and silly. Loved it! John Lennon could have done something like this. Good job!

[Ohfishyfishyfish]

Hah, I'm from the isle of wight. Could you post the chords to this? I'd like to take the Island with me where I go.

[pokefan1066]

i live here

hes right half of this island is inbreed.

[blueshirt65]

omg so funny love it

[MrZoolook]

Interesting fact: If everyone in the world stood on the Isle of Wight... it might become an interesting place!

[MrEveryone51]

scummer (im pompey till i die im pompey till die im pompey till i die) but gr8 song m8

[nickyboy123poo]

you are an actual genius dave!!!!!!!!!!!

[blaise2511]

pure genius excellent

[ChrisFossss]

wow, try coming to the island, ive lived here for 16 years, the only dodgy place is wroxall ;) naa jk the isle of wights the bombbbbbb.

[27horrace]

Class as usual

[MissPrincessTashaa]

Love the inbred part soo true lmfaooo (:

[JackChase55]

lol nice song about the island :L (i live here)

[JesusX666]

I Hate living on this crappy Island >:@

[nickoOocannon]

should be mansfield

[mikescoob95]

should be Lincolnshire lol.

[Stederzz]

Twat!

[14pikey14]

I live in the isle of wight (not born there) and this song creases me up cuz it's mostly like that

[dylan94lfc]

lol

[drooney2]

Are you welsh? cause i am XD

[FallingMetalHead]

LOL I live on the Island.. I love this song XD

[minimartin3]

i live on the island. most of the song is untrue. yes i said most. but i still found it lulzy! good one

[itfcfan2009]

this should be about Narfolk

[mancsaint]

Had a bad experience Dave? Very funny, I'm not sure they'd allow you to step of the Red Funnel again though!

[mancsaint]

Had a bad experience Dave? Very funny, I'm not sure they'd allow you to step of the Red Funnel again though!

[shezney84]

whoa.. reading some of the comments?!? i think people need to chill ! ive lived on the island most my life, and now im back on the big old mainland and as much as i hate the island cos it closes in winter, has s*it shops, nowhere decent to go and all the rest i do miss the beaches and the little things, everywhere we live has good and bad points, I think the song is ace just cos someone doesnt like it doesnt mean its bad ? anyway blah blah made me laugh :)

[shezney84]

Aww, lol take it u had a bad experience when u came?

It is a nice place if u like to go back in time and if u like beaches then its fun

very well done, but we havent all got too many digits.. only the select few like everyone in wroxall haha :)

[RegWhiteJnr]

mate can i use the video and turn it into a karaoke song with your words?

[woodcote76]

spot on!!

[pestybyrne]

poo

[EdBlake1993]

this is excellent!!

[reggaegaz]

spot on my friend

[Otthen]

I love the Isle-of-Wight, I lived there for a few years & my parents still do, the song is funny, untrue, mostly lol, but funny all the same.

[davidhenson44]

Thanks for the feedback.

[eddiesedd]

fantastic i love it dont get me wrong i love the isle of wight but this song has made me laugh its made my day

[jordanE012]

haha i live on the island, not all places are like that only wroxall and chale haha

[pacmanbitmyfinger]

i love this it is amazing ^.^ my uncle and aunti and awesome cousins live there

i also love thier cat (=^-^=)

[thispartisrequired]

At least i know where my swimming skills come from :P

its pretty accurate, apart from the fingers

[louby09]

I'm originally from clapham in south london but lived here most of my life and its gotta be said that the Isle of Wight is great!!!!!!!! this song is funny but sooo untrue!!! I LOVE THE ISLE OF WIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[davepritty]

Live, work and will die on the island! Love It

[jontrackerjack]

Strange but Porsmouth is an island too or should that read ZOO.

Loved the video and my wife and I visit the lovely IOW whenever we can.

Very funny do some more please.

[TheEloiseyy]

we are good people and i dont know why people think the worst of us, but this song is really good! showed all my family who are all CAULKHEADS!! anyway they laughed it off coz we know none of it is true, so yeah i dont listen to the crap people put up about my hometown, because i think it is probs the safest place in britain tbh!

[crankthatdawg]

USA

[simonhaytack]

I love the Isle of Wight, but this is a catchy song..

[salvador7sheila]

hehe, slow islanders. they don't even have buses! and there are oil filled street lanterns! Portsmouth's where it's at! wise up.

[ConnorWoodman]

r u having a leagh the IOW better than the mainland

[salvador7sheila]

islanders can't even spell. or is that your local dialect shining through? and they all use portaloos so when the iow festival comes back round they can rent them to the events organizers. mainlands where it's at. wise up.

[Freestyle295]

Stupid Mainland scum the only reason we have Portaloo's at the festivals is so idiots like yourself have somewhere to s*** we dont need 'em cause we just go home to our "Bathrooms" to use the loo. and we have got buses i have to get one everyday to college. Don't comment on what you know Jack S*** about.

[simonhaytack]

What?!?! We do have buses!!

[seaniow]

@simonhaytack you need to arrange a loan from the bank to be able to afford to use them, but they're there lol

[rosettaroo]

Made me laugh, am an islander, now an overner , still lot's family there. The mainland is different to the island you don't realise it till you actually leave. Anyway off for some nammit now me nippers.

[jlenoconel]

I love the island to (minus the chavs) but I still think this is hilarious.

[TuilBox]

You are a piss.

[SailorMercury1000]

All these comments are realy silly. The video is funny, but is not at all like that. The Isle of Wight is still a part of England, as it was attatched. Just not any more

[mikethorny]

big up slade massive

[ThatStarInTheHood]

tbh, it aint like dis at all. its the same as any uva place in the UK! who gives a fuck if we aint attached 2 england still part ovit. fuckin twats

[ReTaRdAtIoNiSbLaTaNt]

lol thats where ur wrong pussy!!

Part of the uk yea, england NO!

Dun even no ur roots, a quick breakdown 4 ya

WE US ENGLAND put every mutha fuka who woz dirty a peadophile smackhead at the time in2 a place we blew the fuck off R country hoping itl float 2 france!

DICKHED!!

[razorbladecookie]

remind me to never have a holiday in the isle of wight pmsl xx

[joshgoddard123]

hahaha omg slade road is a shit hole!!!

[bob4istheman]

gone there 13yrs lol

[razorbladecookie]

awesome and funny x

[DRDFOX]

Bloody hell, and I.m not lying seriously. I recognise the drunk slumped over the Bench it's D.H.

[bob4istheman]

lol

[DRDFOX]

"Ignorant cork heads"? I think you'll find iit's "caulk heads" so now who's the ignorant one?

[OurLastMemoryX]

AHH the cod father :D

[ctomli8105]

IOW FTW

love the island and our "inbreeding" lived here for 14 yrs

so if your from the mainland **** off

[XxXL00ckyXxX]

lolz we go there every year we love it! a nice lil caravan sight called sandhills next to whitecliff bay our own beach its a lovely place i want to move there :D:D

[dreamsfgh]

All the deformaties are down to the inbreeding:)

[aboutautism]

Very funny. The line about "mainland scum" is so true. I lived in Cowes for a few years and I met some great people but also some very ignorant "cork heads" who resented "mainland" people. Very short sighted indeed.

[WIGHTEXPLORER]

whey did you make this the iow is class get a life

[youstinklol]

i agree y would u talk like this about a great island. perfect for people who cant afford alot for a hols . Great Place!

[alexander1999922]

sammiabi were you in the video?

[sammiabi]

were do you come from you dick

[davidhenson44]

I live in Southampton, my friend.

[alexander1999922]

so you live in southampton you do stand up in blackpool and support leicester? That's one hell of a mixed bag

[XxRaven77xX]

i dont blame you! ive begged, pleaded, cried and everything to my parents to try n make us move, or get some help on moving out. lived on the island for 17 years and I CANT STAND IT!

Im so glad i go to college in portsmouth, the island is a HORRID place. never go there trust me.

[paulmalinowski01]

Can't you take a joke? No wonder people make songs about you lot lol

[Phoenixstryke]

@davidhenson44 I'm from the Isle of Wight, and I was pissing myself..

Amazing Parody ;) Do some more! :D

[southwesttrains97]

Cool i live in Chichester Its Rubbish

[ashleyjw08]

Fantastic lyrics. Creative video. Lacked a bit of enthusiasm but that's what makes it. 10/10

[straffster2]

it is amazing this song woooo :D:D

[boogerttman]

mate, inspired lyrics. Come from an island family who I can trace back hundreds of years. I am still pissing myself now. Maybe other comment posters who are from the pile of shite should lighten up a bit? Thanks for cheering up a bad day!

[joshgoddard123]

lol fit lass theres no of them here hahaha

[Bandyleicestercity]

hat girl wid 5 fingers has 2 belly buttons

[sammiabi]

fuck you that is all ballshit you wanker so get fuckd i live on the Isle Of Wight !!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clacatoo]

Oi u pillock its just a joke lets see u write a parody song this good!

[sutty96]

who sings it

[xxmissyx101]

Lol i liived on the island for 8 or 9 years .

LOl wroxall rofl

lol wroxall just rubbish

[pokefan1066]

This isnt True... Ive lived here all my life practically. Its only wroxall which is bad

[BeachBabeJo]

Haha

im from the island and lived there all my life

none of its not really true :L

x

[wayneschlaegal]

brilliant! better than the original!

[HaanKid18]

Aha, honestly guys, the island isn't really that bad, unless you go to wroxall ^^ THEN you wish you didn't bother :L

im from Laaandon course though, so i have to right amount of fingers and thumbs :)

[ventnorscarface]

WOT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[SteelAngelJohn]

Perfect. :D

[alexander1999922]

haha you ain lost it!

[xoSawyersLoveox]

yeah it realy aint like that here at all lol there is like 1 imbred family from where im from and we actualy hold 1 of the best music festivals here ever and now we have bumped it up with the bestival 2 love the island lol xx

[glr051194]

haah i love this song!! i have just moved off the island after living there for three years and i love it there but this is great!! its true and very funny, even my mum thinks its brilliant! :D

[initman01]

haha funny as fuck, its actualy true, originaly from luton but live here now

[crystaldemy9]

awesome, i'm from the island and most of this is true LMAO! but we're not all like this lol some of us do have the normal amount of fingers on each hand :D

[ranfae]

quality, islander myself...altho 6 fingers or not we haven't got anything remotely like the 'fit lass' the island is good for raising kids and dying on. move off for loving :)

[JoshBenstead]

Fantastic :D

[babybaby12002]

omfg i creased up. i live on the isle of wight and that is some funny shit...hehe

[xaraxania]

yep its orrible ere so u grocs can bugger off n leave us to it ;) gert bunch a nutta's

[claperz]

crease up even tho i from the island, only inbred place over ere fella is wroxall lol so u was obviously in the wrong place and as for the 6 finger shit says alot bout u if that was all u could find haha good remix tho

[kelca29]

Crease up, i live there, but funny song

[jordanjamesguest12]

im from birmingham but i live on the isle of wight, lived here 2 years, movin back soon, its shit

[pelp321]

im from the isle of wight and that old lady thing is too true

lol i love the song

[GmeowB]

Fuck you.

I have Four finger, two thumbs, count them numb nuts. Using them now to type this from my house here on the island, on OMG The internet!

Fucking twat I hope you drown in your own piss.

[tallisbest]

you have four fingers and two thumbs?... are you off of the Simpsons?

Most people have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

[GmeowB]

actually the simpson characters have 6 fingers lol. 3 to each hand, not six like in the song. I'm glad someone picked up on that though.

By the way if you didn't figure, my last comment was intended as a joke, admitedly not a very funny one. Bottem line Bash the island all you want people, I despise it here.

[bob4istheman]

ur kinder proving his point

[GmeowB]

that was the point...

[SkankyBiscuit]

Haha, I live on the Isle of Wight, and that is actually so funny, especially abou the students getting drunk- so true.

[pokefan1066]

i live on the isle of wight its awesome! but the stella thing is true sooo many piss heads on the iow lol :-D

[StarryTigger]

I live in Nippert (Newport to you overners!) and we're not all inbred you know, cheeky! Ha ha this is funny, made me chuckle! =)

[Estkling]

This is really quite spot on. Wonderful.

[JustKayTbh]

Still funny though..

[JustKayTbh]

Tbh, this inbred thing about the Isle of Wight is a pile of shit.

ILoveWight :)

[XxRaven77xX]

then how come i went to high school with 3 inbred familys?

[bob4istheman]

u relly have imbred familys on iow ????

[XxRaven77xX]

yup. indeed we do. and alot of them live on the outskirts of ryde, down a road called 'slade road'.

dont go down there unless u want stones n severe insults thrown at u for no reason whatsoever. and then theres pan estate down at newport. and dont forget about ryde seafront.

[redhot13100]

Love this so much and it's so true about the island but it's still one of the best places too live/visit in the U.K

[dansmith337]

im from sadnown on the IOW and i love this song hehehehe dont forget your passport and jabs if you wana come over

[jugman16]

i live there too dude... don't cry... :L this is pretty funny :L the isle of wight is shit! im glad im not from there

[jacobartaylor]

i live on the isle of wight

fuck you!!!!!!!!!

[BWYOC]

LOL I live in wooton I.O.W

[mikeiow101]

i have lived here all my life, and it is so boring! please kill me

[maybmaybnot]

aha, the Island is the BEST

only Wroxallites are inbreds

[xleysaxb]

Hahahaaaa .... Thiss Is goood!!!

[ohitsmacca]

good but only wroxall are inbreds

aha

[trekky74205]

LOL!

I think this about sums up the Isle of Wight tbh, not everywhere is inbred of course just Wroxall & parts of cowes :L

Godshill FTW :P

[Manofthehour10]

most of West Cowes is inbred :P East Cowes is just full of chavs lol

[trekky74205]

Sounds about right lol

[edgelessmoocow]

HA! u live in east cowes

[sophg123]

i love the isle of wight, well..i live here so yeahhh , its wickeddd :]

andd it's not tooo bad (A)

and we do have electricity..

x

[isleofwightinsider]

Proper job nipper...Brilliant

[Rover2000P6]

Fantastic. :)

Moved to the island 10 years ago. Love it.

[dodgygeeza]

Never mind twelve fingers, she's got two navels as well!

[kathrynandkirstenx]

:L we aint like this btw.

how would i leave this comment if we didnt have electricity :L:L HAHA good tho (Y) xx

[3dbully]

With a mobile phone and a portable mobile solar panel...... :p

[Brianstorm001]

LOL i agree that no one would want to come here. I don't even like it and i live here

[wightriot]

The unofficial slogan for the Island is, 'Hey you out of the gene pool.' Loved it, and I live here!

[padbrit]

Thanks very much for this piece of simplistic stereotyping. I can assure you we are not all carrot crunching tractor driving retards here on the island and if you disagree with me i will send round my web footed cousins to deal with you!

[bob4istheman]

i belived u till "my web footed "  lol

[thenumberjosh]

hilarious

[stowe07]

haha i from the mainland but live on the island this is funny

[eclipsemullet]

You are a prick.

[isleofwightinsider]

youre an  eclisemullet nipper...lol

[dickyleicester1]

Would like a copy please

[dickyleicester1]

Fantastic - come on tell us how to get tracks!

[miniref171]

you need a cd or itunes album or just downloads!!!

[AdamLovesYoux]

OMG... I can't stop laughing jesus this is so funny :)

[SamRWPCC08]

lol amazing! anyone got a download link lol

[Simmsy94]

another great video XD keep it up

suprised you don't get more views tbh

[matt64345]

your brilliant

[adamcookie]

Again, another fantastic parody from you!

Well done :) 5*