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  • Hey everyone,

    DirecTV isn't affiliated with these ads. There parodies were created by 3 dudes in brooklyn. The joker thing was filmed in our bathroom.

    - Landline

  • oh my god....a passion of the christ joke? too soon

  • too soon? it was like 2000 years ago

  • it's called sarcasm ...maybe you've heard of it?

    i have, it has a bitter sweet taste that most people don't get

  • yeah fuck me right, i've never heard of sarcasm, could have been why i said that...its an easy mistake when it comes to text

  • I think that was distasteful and disrespectful to the dead, profiting from other peoples misfortune is disgusting . This is just too much money should never be above morals.

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  • It's hard to make fun of jesus because he never existed, give these people some credit.

  • he did. was a carpenter who travelled to unite the jews but jewish high priests felt threatened by him and thus got an insider to divulge where Jesus was to the romans and he was crucified. he existed as many things in the bible. the only problem is that they tried to hard to tie in their history with religion so it's hard to get what you need from it.

  • lmao okay thats just retarded and ignorant.

  • It is historical fact that Jesus did exist, and evidence of a crucifixion is substantial. However, it has not been proven whether he was the son of God or whether he rose from the dead.

  • Fail, you get B for effort but those sucked, you could of done better.

  • Jesus Died LOL.

  • Libel for defamation, this wasn't for humour, makes it appear direct tv is supporting this ad.

  • The Jesus part is funny

  • Heath ledgers ok but making a death joke about jesus, the one guy who doesn't exist, is pushing it LoL!

  • wow, the Jesus part is pushing it a bit.

  • talk about pushin the line like comeon you guys like messin with christ. you guys realy are a bunch of dushbags

  • freakn awesome, lol, but i do admit, thye could of done a better job with the jesus part, at least given him a beard and long hair.

  • is this for real?

  • Wrong POV

  • Quite cleva indeed good sir

  • Wow.Nice video u can see lot of videos here. w w w.newmovies4free.c o m

  • funny stuff.

  • cant seem to find a guy who isnt a coward

  • they weren't even clever, this whole video's main source of humor is the fact their dead and it doesn't even work, you didn't even try either, I mean "it will make anyone fell like their not dead" what type of punch line is that?

  • I lost all respect for this video at the Death of Christ part. Not classy.

  • Not classy is just another word for funny to these guys. Do understand its the crude and unfunny that makes these videos get the views.

  • wow....

  • I lost it at JFK and jesus. XD funny shit man.

  • Evidently some people don't understand the concept of SATIRE! Look it up!

  • this was just stupid! dierctv wtf! pointless to tha daiz! even if it is promoting hu wud be intersted in it like serzly...

  • yeah i understand that the chris farley is under a lot of scrutiny but all im saying is that how do you have JFK (president) Jesus Christ (God or son of God) and then Heath Ledger (actor) yeah makes sense wouldve been better if it was like John Paul 2 or Sadam Hussain

  • They were soooooo beyond WRONG for this! The Joker and JFK was distasteful because of the legacy of the men involved and their family. Especailly the part about the convertible and coming home...Heath is NEVER coming back home! And I'm sure JACKIE O didn't find witnessing her husband's head being blown off in her lap comical. the JESUS issue is something they all will have to deal with on Judgement day so there are NO words for that type of blasphmy!

  • The Jesus thing was epic... At least it was funny. People have been exploiting Jesus to make money for years. (Jesus action figure? Really?)

  • Do not mess with Jesus

  • that was fuked up, but funny

  • They did go too far there

  • that "president thingy" was a JFK spoof... I'm not even American, and I knew that.

  • Wow. That was incredibly distasteful.

  • Dumb.

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  • directv is shit but good vid

  • yeah whoever takes offense to this is fucking dumb, it's one dead guy. and besides mark hamill was the best joker:)

  • this is incredibly offensive

  • you are incredibly up tight

  • Yep... I laughed my ass off. I'm going to hell

  • I didnt laugh, but,

    I'm going anyway.

  • hahaha! so messed up lol

  • LOL, this is fucked up but funny !

  • Ok, can you say DirectTV in Hell?

  • HAHAHA. this is awesome. hahaha...jesus.

  • Wow...people, this is satire...why so serious?!?

  • a pathetic attempt at advertising

  • At the risk of sounding like a douchebag idiot noob with no sarcasm detector, are these actual commercials created by DirectTV, or are the creators of this video just poking fun at the original Chris Farley commercial?

  • are you serious?!?...you have to be the stupidest person ever if you think this is real...I really hope that I'm missing your attempt of a joke...

  • LOL>>>>>let's take the convertible today!!!!

  • yeah heath ledger should definitely be in the same fame of mind as JFK and Jesus Christ

    good idea

  • its not... if you would take your head out of your ass, you would have noticed it became more and more offensive.

  • this is awesome.. favorited

  • I dont know what amuses me more, the video, or people concerned that this is a real commercial.

  • Thats pretty fucked up. DirectTV sucks anyways comcast is 1000 times better and cheaper.

  • naw comcast is way to slow and directTV over priced. Dish 5oo just right

  • is that the same service as dishnetwork?

  • Now This is what should be a call comercial! XD

  • I hate comedy bits that start off with the premise all wrong. Yes, the DirecTV spots are tasteless, but the dead celeb is NOT the one who does the talking. It's the other people in the movie! It isn't Chris Farley that does the DirecTV pitch, he just does the lines from the movie...but David Spade, who is still alive, who does the actual pitch. It isn't the little girl in Poltergeist, but Craig T. Nelson. See? So, it should be Christian Bale in the Batman one... Get it?

  • Ah, I see. And that is what makes it unfunny not funny.

  • laughed so hard when i watched this!

  • I hate comedy bits that start off with the premise all wrong.  Yes, the DirecTV spots are tasteless, but the dead celeb is NOT the one who does the talking. It's the other people in the movie! It isn't Chris Farley that does the DirecTV pitch, he just does the lines from the movie...but David Spade, who is still alive, who does the actual pitch. It isn't the little girl in Poltergeist, but Craig T. Nelson. See? So, it should be Christian Bale in the Batman one... Get it?

  • wow. tasteless AND unfunny.

  • The Heath Ledger commercial is the best one

  • This is disrespectful to Heath. He made that role famous and good and they shouldn't have fucked with it!

  • lol it's fake

  • I believe that is too far, and very disrespectful to all three of the figures impersonated in those commercials.

  • The irony here is that this spoof is being supported by Directv via google's adsense playing at the bottom of the video for directv business and directv espanol!

  • Verizon Fios > Direct tv

  • that is sooo wrong and disrespectful

  • brilliant!

  • if these were actual directv commercials..I might actually get a job so i can afford directv.

  • This is despicable... I think Direct TV has hit bottom low. We all know who the best company is. Please let Heath rest in peace...

  • Wow... are you a complete moron, or just a partial one?

    Psst... it's a "parody".

  • No hidden men in a book depository building...AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh so wait they can use Chris Farley and Ledger and Kennedy, But not Jesus? That is a walking hypocrisy If I ever saw one!!! If you think it is okay for one to be used then you can not under any circumstances cry that they were wrong for using another.

  • using Jesus, a prophet, as a commercial material is bad. never get a direct tv.

  • What's really bad is actually thinking and believing that just because a book and "legend" says it's true without seeing it for yourself, means it is.

    Do you know what parody is? It means to poke fun, not outright demean.

    I suppose you would've been one of the people to get "offended" had the first Spider-Man movie kept the twin towers in it, despite them being used to catch bad guys.

    /sigh.

  • horrible advertising

    horrible horrible. What the hell is wrong with our generation?

  • The Heath Ledger one might still be too early to make fun of, at least for me :)

  • because you dont know how to grow up

  • WTF.

  • that wasnt right disrespecting jesus....

  • he died for our non-HD sins

  • lol these were all funny...im a huge fan of all 3 but that shit was great haha

  • so you're fan of jesus, eh?

  • haha i dont believe in all that, but from what ive heard, im a fan of his work

  • It's always a mockery of Jesus... never Muhammed, or Buddha, or the Dalai Lama, just Christianity. I'm not saying it's ok to mock any of these at all... but do you guts notice the rotten hate towards Christians? maybe I'm the only one..

  • Hell no, man. Knocking Christians is normal for mass media. Let em knock islam and the whole damn world will demand they be sued and their CEO drawn and quartered. Remember what happened when some newspaper published a cartoon with mohammed in it?

  • errmmm..noone got sued and no ceo was drawn and quartered...whats your point?

  • As soon as Christians stop hating others, I'll stop hating them.

    It's fundamentalist Christians (yes, I'm speaking solely about the extreme here- I know many wonderful Christians) who spread hate against homosexuals and others who should be free to live the lives they want.

    Christians, to quote a passage that they pretend to acknowledge, "cast the first stone."

    But as for this video? Relax! Get a sense of humor!

  • So you'll stop hating Christians when they stop hating others... an eye for an eye. Great. I know many non-christians who hate homosexuals, and I would question the faith of a christian who spreads hate. If you consider disagreeing with someone as hate, then you must hate anyone you disagree with!

    And I would ask you to seriously study the beginning chapter of John 8 before trying to use it in the wrong context like you just did.

  • Totally fair. I agree with your statements above and that the hatred I mentioned flies in the face of the Christian message. It's certainly exclusive to the fundamentalist (read: wacko) branch of the church, and every religion has one.

    I know a lot of great Christians, as I said. Unfortunately those wingers are the true enemies of the religion, just as the fringe conservatives destroy the GOP brand (or Code Pink damages the perception of liberals)

  • To bring this back to the issue above, I respect your beliefs as long as they help and don't hurt others.

    But I also don't think the above video is all that offensive. It's spoofing the DirectTV ads following the Farley thing- what greater way to top it than the most famous death of all time?

  • direct tv sucks ass =.= it rains it goes out it's windy it goes out it snows it goes out. no wonder they put u under a contarct thingy lmao so spelled wrong :D

  • your satalite sucks

  • and they know better to mock a religon because they would lose viewers immeditaly

  • i like the jesus part

  • if anyone noticed at all ..all of these are fakes, direc tv has way more quality in thoes commercials

  • Thats just fucking low!

  • Why are people complaining about the jesus one? It's accurate. Here is the passage from the bible.

    (From the book of Pablo - 4:5:6:7:8:9:10)

    "Yay, and goeth he upon the crosseth, and hemmereth some other guys some nails into his handeths and feeteths, and so the lord proclaimed "that hurts, you guys!" and continuedeth he "go forth, and get ye DirecTV"!"

    This is the gospel of the lord.

    (Response)

  • @daver360: omg, i know i shouldnt, but i completely laughed my ass off so hard at your comment! Thats probably one of the funniest things i have read in quite a long time!

  • That was so wrong in so many ways.....that i could not stop laughing!!!!

  • What Would Jesus Do?

    He'd laugh his ass off at this, that's what!

  • Yep, Jeisas don' told me to get one of them teiveis. Guess I better please the lord, yessir.

  • What an insult to Ledger.

  • u r going to hel

  • The Jesus one was the best!

  • hahaha jesus one was the best!!

    the jfk shouldve been at the part where he's in the car waving... that wouldve been funnier

  • funny, thought the JFK one was iffy

  • LOL

  • whats hilarious is you're probably serious

  • I think it's legit. Direct TV is better and I doubt Jesus would settle for anything but top of the line television.

  • Good point. (I laughed, I really did.)

    Desecration of someone's religion/core values is hilarious.

    Ah, I see my comment has disappeared.

    Hail Satan.

  • lol :)

  • All funny. Batman was the best. Kennedy gave a brief 'ha"

    and jesus was funny but jesus isnt real!

  • yeah, yeah it is

  • that was fucking awsome the chris farley one was funny to but i dont think it was in bad taste

  • I dare DirecTV to actually use these for their commercials

  • the dark knight one was pretty good, i could see them using it.

  • The ending was the best!

  • Wow, totally in bad taste, but AWESOME and FUNNY!

    Great work. And I might add, really, REALLY nice cutting in that Batman one.

    Great job.

    pJ

  • You guys are taking this too seriously. Laugh a little bit! Besides, this video makes a very good point. DirectTV is taking it to far with their commercials. Still though, stop taking this video so seriously and laugh!

  • wow. that was awesome.

  • i saw the chris farley one and that wasnt cool.

  • This will probably make AoTS

  • No. This is just wrong. hehe

  • How can they do these when the celebrities are already dead???

  • really? is this a serious question?

  • Was that Heath Ledger??

  • hahaha JFK I was not expecting that. Very low, very funny.

  • lol the jesus one had batman music!

  • This was really great!!!

    great job guys!!

  • lol

  • penis?

  • Heh...

  • Apparently the art of spoof and irony is lost on humorless religious types.

  • DEFINITELY one of the more brilliant comedy spoofs I've seen in some time. BRAVO, guys!

  • lol thhe least obvious and funniest was the 1st

  • Ok... didn't laugh once.

  • sacralicious!

  • nice dudes!

  • blasphemy

  • see the funny thing is now direct tv is actually gonna try and do this. or they are gonna attempt to raise billy mays from the dead to sell us direct tv.

  • they wouldn't do anything that dumb, Billy Mays' voice can be heard when your TV is muted, is that the kind of annoyance they want associated with their product?

  • you shouldn't start with the head it makes the quality all fuzzy

  • if Jesus loves it, I do :D

    (I didnt find that joke offensive, it was just him saying he likes DirectTV)

  • Oh My God so much disrespect like BANG thats me shooting these fuckers

  • This was awesome guys! Very well done. Hope you accept my Direct TV spoofs as a response:)

  • AMAZING

  • boringggg

  • am switching to Direct TV

  • rofl fucking awesome

  • HAHHAHAH i love this

  • Jesus used Direct TV? That explains all the great quality.

  • awsome!

  • idiot!

  • Your the wigger idiot you can't sing...bars for bars cars for cars scars for scars...LMFAO!! You thing your a badman innit? Wigger loser.

  • Thats not me you dickhead.....its for my mate (Y) DICK

  • Tell your mate he's a twat..and you know what? I can tell you to Stfu and stop talking shit online k kid?

  • talking shit as in...calling you a idiot because you unsubscribed because there was a few dead people on a video on youtube..

  • oooo so you belive in that shit! christian fail(Y)

    Wake up!

  • lol

  • Quit crying ! you pussy,grow up !

    It's just a joke !

    ok back to the real world, i like the batman one

    5**

  • fucking bible belt mother fucker.

  • o ya cause no one has ever made a joke about jesus

  • Make a joke about Muhammad you will lose your head...LITERALLY