How To Seduce Him With Food

[zaratonics]

just like alexys nycole said 'i want to get chocolate wasted!!'

[FIREstarter0418]

Lol @ how she put the oyster in the beer :D

[alexisshamirah]

he eats like a douche bag

[mooremichael95]

people, listen very closely. The blonde in the video slips an oyster in her man's beer without him knowing . Tiffany Smith says they stimulate the reproductive organs. Be aware. One of the most common food allergies is seafood, as I'm highly allergic to seafood an had a near death experience from a reaction. Make sure your partner does not have such an allergy. You can wind inadverdently killing them.

[virgoptrex]

Do you have any thing for vegetarians ;)

[HappyComfort]

Excuse me! But if I had tried to feed my hubby raw oysters when we were dating, he would have thought I was crazy and ran out to pick up something elsewhere, before he would touch those. ..He'd much rather go out for a high quality local pizza with beer on tap. Even tho he loves me.

[hatfieldqpgat]

my boyfriend cook for me,,he is expert in cooking and i love to eat his foods

[hellokitty254698]

lol, my bf loves it when i make ramen noodles! we both love it, and it the easiest thing ever

[bevon17]

food is not even a big deal to me.

I'm good with a bowl of cereal to be honest.

or throw a banana in the blender with some ice, water, kiwi and a crystal light pack

dinner hell yes!

or pop open a can of sweat peas and run it under hot water for a bit.

epic meal.. on my college student budget = D

[Leto2ndAtreides]

Alright, that didn't really work at all.

[hukypc]

hahahaha!! STUPID!!!!

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL he's a five year old boy with chocolate all over his mouth. Oh shit now I gotta whip up some fancy feast food to uh fuck around with him. What about her? is she just gonna drink red wine for supper? All guys want is sex is what sold Dane the comedian millions of copies in cd form.

[doozydog]

tiffany if you cooked a mud covered 20 year old funky tennis shoe id put on a bib and ask of seconds.

[XxGoldCrossxX]

danm throw a burger in front of me and ill fuck you all night long!

[prettyknight9285]

LMAO very true gonji , after i already have that much osters , spagetti and chololate , i probably fall into my bed asleep and snore as loud as possible , so she can go play with her dildos

[Gonji]

get him fat and suck his cock

[ruobhad]

it's soooo true.....

[jolly113]

Feed him (if you cook, even better). Touch him. Stroke his ego. Done.

[mira8pe]

is it really important that your wife cooks like a "cordon bleu" ? i think i have to take courses but i really do not like cooking!!

[jolly113]

First of all, I will explain the psychology behind it. Every guy was once a boy. The first woman who ever loved him was his mother. When a woman cooks, it brings a certain warmth and expresses love. You are taking the time to care, nurture, and nourish, qualities that are vital for men looking long term.

The food matters less, but more the act of trying or the act of feeding. Hence also the phrase "comfort food." Nothing fancy, just some love once in a while. You can order in too.

[BlackNoir]

I see what you mean.

The food itself could taste like total crap, but if she actually MADE me something, that would be great.

[HatecrewDeathroll66]

So true! Its not the taste.. its the thought of loving enough to fix us something.

[xxxscenes]

the last course is intercourse :D

[xTerallx]

since when does a man have to be seduced by a woman... at least when they're a couple or dating or something, it seems a little unnecessary...

[falloutboyprostitute]

love muffin!!

hhah

Imao.

[henwiii1]

Nah just cook some huge steak works everytime

[chopperhead2011]

"The way to a man's heart isn't through is stomach, it's a little further south..."

[XxGoldCrossxX]

your right on

[chopperhead2011]

Yeah, and I'm only 15...;-)

[ORCA4312]

@chopperhead2011 EXACTLY.

All a woman has to do is put her hand in his pants.

[sakka4goodz]

hahahah its the beer man...

you said it urself "its a good beer"

[squeezeslemons]

yea any woman that can cook me up something good is alright with me ^.^

[cruiser1990]

raw oysters, peppers, why are you trying to kill us men. is this really a guide to get a husband or a way to make any guy explode

[bundangviking]

funny

[gumpydoood]

Serve the fucking food in a sexy see through black teddy with lace up stockings and high heels. It aint rocket surgery, bimbo.

[dizana1]

oh, so you want to date a slut ? (=

[gumpydoood]

It's slutty to dress that thang up a little? Your church has infected your brain, bucko,

[dizana1]

i don't go to church , buddy . and yes, it is slutty .

[St3reofide1ic]

Rocket surgery, hahaha.

[Gradius0]

Pretty stupid!

[wsn058]

lol love you!

[OnTheSwimTeam2]

No offense feminists but FOOD is the way to a mans heart!!! Chick is on the right track! Have fun growing old very lonely!!

[lisa3535]

i am a cook.. and i am a woman.. and yes! the fastest way though a mans heart.. is though his stomach!

[herskovicmd]

the fastest way to a man's heart is by being *kind*. if that means serving him food, ok, but it better be genuine. not immature, possesive motivations

[XxGoldCrossxX]

really if shes hot i dont care what she does ill fuck her

[ivangelsmig]

me too..i really agree with that!! =)

[mustard29]

As a 19 year old male all I can say is that perhaps these dishes have beneficial chemical reactions buuuut.....

I personally love a girl who can cook food I like. Unless he's a total mornon it's the thought and effort that really counts.

[yourtango]

Thanks for your comment. Don't forget, a way to a woman's heart may sometimes be through HER stomach too. Every girl likes a man who can cook.

[FinancialProdigy202]

@yourtango Hard to find any women with decent domestic skills these days, it really is depressing :(. I cook 3 times a week and can easily say my girly loves it :D. With all these magazines and media telling girls/women that all they need to do is be great in bed, it's hard to think differently. Guys as a whole gender need to step it up, who is going to feed the children when the mother is down and out? Burger king? Not in my house.

[ORCA4312]

@FinancialProdigy202 I am sure you are a wonderful wife.

[Cap285]

@FinancialProdigy202 Indeed. This video would have merit if American women could cook.

[melisyr]

haha that was funny :)

[heminF1]

i would fancy the 4th course which last the whole night..hhhhhhhhh

i love anything my love cook for me, u know why? coz if i dont like it ill have herself instead...lol....kiss for my love.....

[1karisma1]

lol ur love should be very happy person :)) and u know what ? ur love is kissing u ....

[melanie22282]

People need to stop taking this video so seriously! lol It's hilarious!

[towelsRfun]

i seduce my principal with food i gets good grades now

[HiAlphaKenny1]

jobanana94

"Guys don't need seducing. They want it bad enough already :)"

Hey can you please just shut the fuck up for three days? Who the fuck are you to talk for every man in the world, and same goes for every bitch thats says "all guys want is sex" fuck off.

[OnTheSwimTeam2]

I cant stand it when desperate males with no girlfriends speak for all males either. If some girl tried to seduce me, she'd get totally shot down and rejected. It took 2 years for my girlfriend and I to develop enough trust in each other that we could take off the condom and REAL sex. I'm not going back to the days of using rubbers.

[jonstewartfanboy]

What a "crock" and I don't mean the slow cooking variety...

[Romperjet]

that guy was pretty gross but funny... XP

[bradmacaroon]

No wine with that hi carb diet of pasta?

Seriouly, raw shellfish is dangerous.

[nu87]

the actors are freaking hilarious

[JibbyKills]

I hate food. Beer sucks.

[xBadSniper]

And You say that all that men want is sex,huh?

Wemen are stupid x3

[ashman12121]

lady who ever told you the best way to a mans heart was through his stomach they were aiming to fucking high

[CidiusHASBEENTAKEN]

Might just as well serve good ordered pizza and I'd fall in love.

Things like oysters and salmon and such, nonono :)

[neyeseek]

i dont care how good a women cooks at all , all i care about is how hott my wife is and how hard she works , my wife has to wash dishes, clean clothes, clean the house , give me sex 24/7 or i will feed her to a aligater and stab her.

[lovemachine225]

YOU R A BACK WARD, SEXIEST ASSHOLE BUTT MUNCCHHING, REDNECK , HILLBILLE YOU STUPID MURDERSEST BATSRAD!!!!!!!!!!! women can be what they want and do as they DAMN WELLL PLEASE YOU JERK!

[jazArazz]

And you expect to get a woman with that kind of attitude??!! Misogynistic bastards like you are going to end up alone after five divorces.

[SnarkLicker]

jaz: No he won't end up alone. He'll be the perfect wife in jail.

[jazArazz]

hahaha so true!

[Sofia2co]

u're an assholeeeeee

[superjlafan88]

What are you twelve?

[CuteHoot5706]

he has to wash his face first ....lol

[misterchopsticks]

would the last course be.... "INTER.. course? "

huh? uuuh? pretty good huh?

[MysterEy1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aughhhhhhhhhhhhh

[azncell05]

hahaah...

[timg455]

Make me some food bitch!

[lovemachine225]

weirdo.

[sophers3694]

um...EW!?!? who would make a video about that?!?!

sorry it grosses me out a bit

[PCbatch]

Kool vid! btw peoples, Check out my channel!

[metex75x]

hi grup etken listen please thanks

[purpleguy319]

Only if your into that sort of thing

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL she can thrown in some antacid in the beer.

[purpleguy319]

Feed me beer? Now your just trying to make me feel like crap.I Can't stand the taste of beer. You pull this kind of shit with me and your dumped fasted than a sack of potatoes.

[FlowingGeisha]

You can take a whole bunch of sick stomach remedies with juice. At least food process the oyster into the beer. Just cut to the sex without dessert fiasco.

[Loperis]

that blonde wont need to do no food seducing things on me. if i was with her im always horny for her

[rebreathrebreath]

your videos are really good. :)

[Ultimagameer]

Nice videos. You have a talent for making videos. Can you please watch my videos and tell me what you think?

Your's are really great!!

[Studentdylz84]

Stomach? How about a blow-job? I can't think of anything that would work better on me. Lol...

[jobanana94]

Guys don't need seducing. They want it bad enough already :)

[purpleguy319]

Oh Boy;

1. try slipping me an oyster and i'll thrown up, real sexy.

2. Spicy meal, well i've had a lot of spicy meals in my life, i'll probably be able to go for 2nds without a second though.

3. I'm a chocoholic, yes men can be chocoholics too. Let me get my hands on it and i'll eat too much, so the only thing going on all night will be me going "Oh god my stomache, oh fuck please kill me!"

[thipher]

A nice wine or selection of wines to go with a meal is optimal too.

for example, a red with the main, and riesling with the sweets. or whatever would be appropriate.

[zit1117]

Why not just have chocolate and then give him a blow job? It's reported that over 65% of men notice that.

[leeraconteur]

So few American Women cook for their man to-day, it is a tragedy.  But it's 'Oppressive' for them to do so.

I was a better cook than the last 5 women I dated.

[300ussuriaga]

and the fourth course the guy eats is....

[dietrnac]

damn i never thought women were retarded untill now

[Puffpuff7777]

but i dont wanna be stabbed in the stomach with a giant blue arrow :C

[breakingpoint2013]

this suxxxxxx oysters may work but they stink and taste lik crap screw u

[01194482510]

Lovely!! Thanks you for your tips.

However, I am afraid I haven't got any girl friends.

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[Alastair1112]

LOL THE FOURTH COURSE WAS INTERCOURSE!!!!1!

that was actually quite clever, good job.

[fallenkarasu]

lol why arn't you observsnt I will remember to take you on any murder investigations so you can "Crack the case" ^_^

[fallenkarasu]

lol why arn't you observsnt I will remember to take you on any murder investigations so you can "Crack the case" ^_^

[fiannao]

your funny. good job

[MoonsLullaby]

very very funny!!

jiji

[beefreeclub]

Thank, is good!

[JanCajthaml]

Boha jeho... lide kteri tohle hltate, vyhledejte prosim brzo lekarskou pomoc... a pokud takovy muz skutecne existuje, snad je jen v Americe

[znzprod]

Raw oysters are like big wads of snot. Yuck.

[CollegeEducated123]

Yeah, you're right.

They look like huge buggers!!!!!!!

[CresnChris]

lol haha.

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[skicrazymax]

watch?v=pghDsZV5Dow

[shotpull]

this video is ok and similar to mine.

[goalBetween07]

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[MIBstudios]

Great funny vid. It is always odd that there are posters that you can not understand and others that hate everything. So, 2/3s of people must be wacked out on something real odd. Do more,,, GREAT CLEAN adult FUN!

[mikedarling905]

i really like this video, it is funny :)

[AnimeThrashGamer]

"The way to a man is not through his stomach, its a little south"

[scriptum60]

Watching the man eat turned my stomach.

And turned me off.

*barf*

[genmaster119]

hwo you seduce a girl ..women ..what ever ...ummm ... like how to make her super happy ..some thing nice ..i just want to know you sould do a vid and i would watch it ...

[mre2u2]

Give her an orgasm that lasts more than 5 minutes and she'll follow you like a puppy. (I'm a hypnotist *eg*)

[genmaster119]

funny ..nah dude some nice that you buy....i get some all the time

[lexiloves]

lmao you are funny XD you made me lol cuz of the "you should make the vid and i should watch it" part. i dunno why but i thought it was funny...just thought you should know.

[genmaster119]

i look at it to ..my words get fuck up some times ..funny .."you should make the vid and i should watch it"hahahhah ..ty

[smilehallow]

Oh man, I thought that oyster thing was serious--until she put it in his beer.

[yayyoutub]

blah blah blah

[windowsthebrave]

That's so unrealistic. No way would a ginger have a girlfriend that hot.

[mindowest073]

i would eat her mussel

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[agleno]

whats wrong with that guy? why would he need any kind of "help" with that smoken hot blonde?

[smilehallow]

I totally agree! I thought the same EXACT thing.

[DiasFalc]

And have her want him, even if he shoves chocolate on his face when he eats it.

[jamool999]

enjoy your 4th course in the toilet ALL NIGHT LONG loooool

[EvilBeavil]

fuck me dead there is a lot of shit on youtube....

[ZIMCARD]

in addition to what you have mentioned, you can serve SOUP NO. 5!

[tadstinyworld]

Lets hear some foods that seduce women!

i lured my wife by hanging a twinkee from my car antena. she chased my car right down the street and the rest is history. That was 10 years ago

[SecretiaTV]

I seduced my husband, DAN, with baloney sandwiches and a turkey baster.

[hellhound8652]

And the last part would be the guy sayin "I think ill go catch some z:s" HAHA

[hellhound8652]

doing too spicy food would get crap stains all over the walls=D

[hellhound8652]

if someone would put shit in my beer i would probably get pretty mad.

[hellhound8652]

thats just the oldest cliche in the book. "trough mans stomach"....yea right

[Bill5542]

The 4th course of that meal would be tums with a maalox chaser. That boy's gut is going to be churning sooooooo bad......

[matheusjp]

4th course is sleep, when you u eat a lot u wanna sleep, hauhauahaua.

[Morlyn2]

So true.. hahah

[berserkley]

WHO HOCKED A LOOGIE IN MY BEER?!

[cloudmx]

4th course is obviously a nap.

[ross2287]

On the toilet from all the food you just ate.

[Takfam]

Is this really the quickest way? I've always found that when a girl wants to seduce me the fastest way is to get naked and say "Now, what can you think of that we can do to kill about half an hour?"

[RyuAthlete]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get naked and say NOW :'D ROFL LMFAO

[silverfox4743]

Tiffany; You are so beautiful that no aphrodesiacs are needed!!!

[da1dreman]

its a straight line to my honeybucket, hahahah

[Reaper1134]

the real way to a mans heart is to open those legs and lay back

[spazamatron933]

absolutely ;)

[untitled06]

A MAN DOESNT NEED OYSTERS U SLUTS

[BuffandStuff]

Yeah...sex is the quickest way...just think you mispelled it as "food"...honest mistake

[GALATASARAJLIJA]

ohh uzes

[walshinsurance]

Please stop with the bad French.

[Soggycorndogs]

No girl that looks like that would have trouble getting a guy that looks like that to want to sleep with her.

[NathaliaPizza]

hey guys and girls check out troy management on youtube

[txcountryaggie]

what kinda bitch drinks his beer from a glass when at home?? and yea i think i'd notice the little pile of shit in the beer too. gross

[IBEZ]

An ideal way to do this is to stay in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich.

[sinblader]

how do you not notice a huge ass oyster in your beer

[JoeytheGrape]

Lol he's soaked.... and 4 layers lol?

[dieper2dieper]

the shortest distance between two points

is ZERO !!

[texasspirit314]

This is bullshit.

[stevehokie]

No. It's a straight line through my dong.

[Spectre124]

2:27... lol

[puertoito]

guys dont give a shit what this videos about, what she saying or if its boring. all we know is that she's hot!!!

thumbs up fellas!!

[Techspert]

Damn she looks good!

[AMVrepository]

Everybody calm down.

I just ordered a hawaiian pizza and it will soon be here.

[drthmstrbtr]

ALCOHOL duh?

that the # 1 boner inducer evryone knows that

[justanotheraccounton]

is that the lady from real housewives of orange county? :P

[mattchoo789]

You are thinking of Jo but it's not her.

[neam88]

all a girl needs to do to seduce a guy, is to take off some clothes and thats it. well obviously thats for the hotter girls, so if ur ugly, then maybe this video is for you then

[snailscandance]

lol yeah, if you want to be treated as a whore.

[PajamaKings]

Probably because he has a bigger penis than you.