Minecraft SNAPSHOT 12w05a PRE RELEASE Out ! New Features ! Download !

[bassam1153]

0:29 peaceful !!

[xxXMinecraftHelpXxx]

hi

[xxXMinecraftHelpXxx]

@xxXMinecraftHelpXxx iReplyed to my self!

[thehumangunstore]

my game freezes at allmost 3 quarter updating when i put this in.....any reason?

[BrandenSuperstar]

@thehumangunstore it does that for me too. just wait like 5 mins then it will go to the menu

[portsyman]

Ok lets do some maths here,

update = forestfires

forestfire = flames

flames set of tnt

bertie + tnt = rigged npc village

forestfire + bertie = no more npc villages...

[webmaster657]

Roses are brown

Violets are as ugly as your faic

HOW mANY BURRITOS DID I EAT

[Iglitchlife]

Roses are Red

Violets are Red

I probably shouldn't murder people in my garden...

[McGreatestdan]

They should make a bertie mod.

He follows you around with a glistering melon.

Occasionally he sets stuff on fire and blows stuff up with TnT.

Then after he does it he screams a random reason that it might've happened!

[McGreatestdan]

Roses are orange

Violets are orange

Grass is orange

Wood is orange

WHO SET A FIRE!!!?!?

[dvdhox]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I <3 you

[dvdhox]

top comments are gay

[julieangelkuttie18]

how do you replace the old minecraft to the new one?

[retrogamer400]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

please stop shitting on my lawn

[mattzaust]

roses are red violets are blue

HEROBRINE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[juan70714]

3525 3324 3266 is my friend code whats yours?

[leeper49]

roses are red

violets are blue

i hate poems

now you do to

:3

[JayitInc]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why is everyone doing this?

[GatlingGroink57]

Roses are red

This poem, you see...

Gamechap is awesome,

EEEEEEEE!

[halolover2dmax]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took an arrow to the knee, I can't be an adventurer like you...

[FunnehTaco]

roses are red

violets are blue

why are you making poems?

it gets annoying stop it.

[Testsubject1155]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

Flowers are brown

Skys are purple

...

I ran out of ideas

[iwannabepresident]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Blowing up the house isn't new.

[QSEFYJILP]

your poems suck,

and your rhymes do too...

the comments at the top are just wayy better than you!

[Cameza444]

roses are rainbow,

violets are rainbow,

what have I been smoking

[LtThomas1]

@Cameza444 Drugs, simple.

[TheKikoWTF]

Roses are red

Violets are red

Trees are red

Wait my garden is on fire!

[josipbabok2]

roses are flowers

violets are flowers

i hate poems

shut the fuck up

[bunnyluver2009]

OHKAY. SO, Instead of "roses are red", here's a haiku.

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

[Delicoms]

Roses are flowers

And i dont care

Would you bother

To stop writing POEMS.

[Postghost]

Red are the roses,

Blue is the sky.

I'm a schizophrenic,

And so am I.

[louiechopsuey1]

I know you did it Bertie :D

[KirbyVoid]

News just in: this page has been infected with poemitis.

[Misterspork57]

Roses are black

Violets are black

Who's the pyromaniac?

[katreete]

I say whats with all the rhymes

[killerslayer543]

@katreete well my dear boy rhymes are all toys!

its minecraft i say we enjoy to play!

[boostanky9]

roses are red voilets are blue

i would like to say something

coment removed

[zriku1]

Violets are circles

Roses are square

And so you see

You shouldn't swear

Because there

Are, no purple flowers

In minecrafe. at this hour.

[AmberTonerre]

Mines keep treasures

Like diamonds and gold

Creepers keep dynamite

So they can explode

[boostanky9]

@AmberTonerre that is quite clever

[Muhti5000]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Who took a poop on my garden?

[obsession2eetbutter]

Roses are red

violets are blue

poems are gay,

and so are you

[legobioshock2]

Chuck Norris is gold

Mimes are retards

And so are you

[legobioshock2]

Grif is red

Church is blue

Now I'll watch some Red Vs Blue

[legobioshock2]

Grif is orange

Tucker is blue

Now I'll go watch Red Vs Blue

[skorpionboytarantel]

Whats up with all this roses are red saying??!?

[harpiesd96]

roses are red.

violets are red.

who killed my gardener?

[Tucolove206]

rubies are red

garnets are blue

oh ***** i messed this up

and my first one too

[Tucolove206]

Roses are red

violets are blue

poems are gay

and so are you

[Fudgybible]

I say that the chaps should play portal 2

[Tucolove206]

Roses are red

Your face is black and blue

Or, at least it will be

when im done with you

[WolfboyFM]

Roses are red

Violets are red

The grass is all red

Oh shit, the garden's on fire!

[YagoRib]

@WolfboyFM Way to copy something from another video

[metalfusiontwist]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If you make another joke,

You will get screwed

[itsehbitsehkitteh]

Who started the poetry?

[legobioshock2]

@itsehbitsehkitteh ME!!!

[Aresaka]

Roses are red

Tulips are to

Violets are PURPLE

not fucking BLUE.

[sammy3212321]

Roses are Grey,

Violets are Grey,

...

Damn you, Minecraft lighting!

[therandomvideoman111]

roses are red

why do we call violets blue

i dont have a clue

i hate poetry

[Wolftent561]

so whats new?

[TheJamandmac]

Roses are red, violets are unicorn, this makes no sense, refrigerator

[microwavebleTaco]

Roses are red

My condoms are blue

Strawberry

forever alone

[AnimatingGamer2]

@microwavebleTaco ohkaaayyyyyyyy thennn.........

[ISetMineCraftOnFire]

roses are red

violets are blue

some poems rhyme

this one doesn't

[songas333]

@ISetMineCraftOnFire STFU ~~!!!

[wwwlegozone]

rose's are red

violets are blue

cave johnsen hates lemons

he throw's them at you, NOW THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!

[Aresaka]

Roses are red,

violence is to,

why dont you shut your mouth,

or ill make you red to.

[kilsya1]

@Aresaka Best one yet.

[AlexLabratories]

@kilsya1 this is better roses are red

your blood is to

if you make fun of me

u r red to

[kilsya1]

@AlexLabratories kinda, same idea. thanks though!

[sgtwok]

@Aresaka That is clever.

[RileyPivot]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

This poem makes no sense

Steampipe

[2s2bs]

the top comments are from poets who are also failures at their profession at being poets

[Jeavies]

Redstone is red.

Diamonds are blue.

I see a creeper.

He's bewind you.

[Jeavies]

@maura0213 How so does flu belong in a zoo?

[maura0213]

Roses are Blue Violets are Blue I smell Flu,That Belongs in the Zoo,Wait THATS A F*KING BURNING JUNGLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lolProductionsFTW]

@maura0213 How the **** does the Flu belong in a zoo? I though they all smelt bad.. =P

[Seauxx]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

No they're not.

They're actually violet.

[minimoviemaker3000]

roses are red

violets are blue

due to forest fires

time to move my house then

[jacedane]

Roses are blue.

violets are red.

This poem makes no sence.

Doors.

[fraiserbarnett]

roses are... giggty..

[JGminer892]

roses are red

violets arnt blue

they are purple

so go away

[MW2watchyourback09]

@JGminer892 but violets are actually violet... not purple!

[stupidmariobros913]

Roses are... Umm.

*,*

[stupidmariobros913]

@mariofan101 does it matter, it's pretty funny. :)

[toasterbrainTV]

Awesome

[009ziggy]

redstone is red

lapis is blue

watch your back

there is a creeper behind you

[GDYTTV]

Roses are brown violets are brown who the fuck has been shitting I'm my garden

[TheIronicAtom]

WTF JEB I CANT FUCKING USE MY TEXTURE PACK!\

STOP WITH THE UPDATES!

but still i love it :D

[JesusInMalibu]

@TheIronicAtom Then go back to version 1.1. This isn't an official update, you know. That's why its called a "snapshot".

[TheIronicAtom]

@JesusInMalibu :|

[thecallofability]

fuck bosh fire + my wooden house = destroction 

[Jamriko]

Blood stains are red,

My head is all blue,

It's fucking cold here,

Right next to you.

[OCoptimusconvoy]

so he added automatic greifing. Cool.

[TehKoalaPenguin]

Roses are red

violets are purple

what the fucks wrong with you?

they aint blue

[TrilbyShades]

Gotta love how Bertie just stays completely calm near a burning forest, the pyromaniac...

[AwesomenessItself87]

SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING UNORIGINAL POEMS!

[MrAltheArtist]

Roses are red

Violets are purple

But for this sake they're blue

Cos nothing frickin fumes with purple

[Zivhayr]

Roses are red

Tulips are too

Violets are purple

not fucking blue

[fe3lgud007]

Roses are red,

Violets are fine,

ill be your six,

if youll be my nine

[ZeeOdd1]

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Namely, Bertie.

[MrEpicLazer]

@ZeeOdd1 You, sir (Or Miss...) have just made an amazing reference.

[Shadow81961]

violets are not blue!

[JimJams448]

Roses are red

violets are blue

i hate these peoms

and i hate you :P

[bassyboy189]

@JimJams448 D':

[shisumi1]

the download thingy isn't working.

[WwortelHD]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you



But the roses are wilting

And the violets are dead

And the sugar jar is empty

Just like your head.

[ChartersBalarters]

Roses red are

Biolets era vlue

Im talking backwards

cuz I dont know what to do

[MrEpicLazer]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I switched this up

just cause I can

[fulinamon]

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

Everything is gray

I'm a dog

[xXcondidiXx]

roses are red sky's are blue if you vere a pokemon i vould chose you

[MrSthullen]

roses are red

violets are blue

im sitting in front of my computer

and got nothing to do...

instead of writing this FKIN POEM!!!

[lolmyh3adof]

roses are red

violets are blue

why the fuck

is there so meny of theses comments

[MLGcreepers]

buildings in singleplayer=herobrine

greifs in singleplayer=bertiebrine

[tortoisemark]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun

Get in the van

[DonDanEnBen]

-724350463015889896 and -724350463015889869

YOU'LL SPAWN IN A JUNGLE BIOME AT BOTH SEEDS!

[MrDuuck]

Whats with the overused memes?

[cooldudewithglasses]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilting

And the violets are dead

And the sugar jar is empty

Just like your head.

[4at4ish]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[francisfrankcollie]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Mist poems rhyme,

But this one doesn't.

[TheBurningBurrito]

I'm not sure why there are so many Roses Are Red poems here but I might as well join in:

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Trees are grey,

Faces are grey

Everything's grey!

I'M A DOG.

[SomeguynamedDaryll]

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

everything is gray..

I''m emo :(



[TheChrsm96]

anybody seen the big E in the background?

Me neither :Ø

[MultiEGV]

roses are red violats are blue in soviet russia poem writes you

[SolomontheCreatur]

hooray

[jabaash]

I don't get why everyone is asking "What does the E mean?". What we SHOULD be asking is why do people keep making poems on youtube?

Well, i've gotta admit... They are funny.

[ransco1000]

Roses are rose

Violets are violet

this song doesn't rhyme

who gives a shit?

[eddycatflap]

Roses are red

violets are blue

no one gives a shit

about poems

[TheClasslad]

roses are red

violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

cheese on toast.

[geobuckadoodoo]

roses are red

violets are blue

i've got a gun

get in the van

[poke1120]

E E

[MrSporecreater]

Dirt is now ''mud''!

[netraam36]

roses are red.

violets are red.

grass is red.

tree is red.

HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!

[TheAdrixzProductions]

@netraam36 Copied.

[as303298]

@netraam36 This one was pretty clever....what a shame.

What a shame cus this poem will get repeated till its run to the ground

[ska2ol]

@netraam36 I like Mock the Week too.

[TheEthanedd]

How to play minecraft:

STAY AWAY FROM FORESTS AND JUNGLES!

[billyhewson]

oh yeeah it is thursday

[Neptun189888]

whats are the new features

[adio310001]

Lol im 302th viewer :D

[MaDDaViD123]

@NuclearEskimo94 Gamechap and Bertie say Bally.

[NuclearEskimo94]

@MaDDaViD123 No, they say bloody, it's an English saying, they are English, so am I. It's bloody, trust me.

[MaDDaViD123]

@NuclearEskimo94 im english as well you know... But they do say bally when they speak, Even though People make it out to say Bloody.

[skorpionboytarantel]

@glader070 pigs now fly!

[glader070]

@skorpionboytarantel :P

[Robodav64]

Can't open it. Says "Failed to Download" as if I was trying to open minecraft.jar with Java.

[pivot219]

@Robodav64 you cant open it you have to save it somewhere (i recommend desktop) then but it in your .bin folder :)

hope this help!

[Robodav64]

@pivot219 I put it in the bin folder but it doesn't give me an option to replace the original .jar file, and if I delete the original or keep them both in there it makes Minecraft say "Done Loading" and freeze.

[mumbrolt]

@Robodav64 :D your a fail

[Robodav64]

@mumbrolt I believe you mean "You're a fail.".

[mumbrolt]

@Robodav64 I believe that you like to suck man private spots

[Robodav64]

@mumbrolt I correct your grammar and this is how you retaliate? Ha ha, what a fail.

[mumbrolt]

@Robodav64 you need to upload it to .minecraft>bin

[mumbrolt]

@Robodav64 your a fail if you ask that dumb question and im not even english thats why i dont give a fuck abotu grammar

[Robodav64]

@mumbrolt "You're a fail if you ask that dumb question and I'm not even English. That's why I don't give a **** about grammar." is what you meant.

[Postghost]

@Robodav64 ....

Umm...

Excuse me, Mr grammar master of the English tongue.

but..

Isn't mistaking 'You're' for 'Your', A SPELLING mistake ?

Rather ?

[Robodav64]

@Postghost It's actually technically both, but mostly a grammar mistake. You wouldn't say to someone, "Grab you are coat!" would you?

[Postghost]

@Robodav64 Now you are stretching things out of reality. Spelling and grammar are completely different things, when spelling is erred, you have context to glean an accurate perception, even a child is capable of that...

When grammar is erred, sound like Yoda, you might. Every speaker of a language has, in his or her head, a set of rules for using that language. This is a grammar.

Unless someone said precisely your Quote, (i.e

"you are coat" )..

"You're coat", is a spelling err.

[GoldenStaroLightClan]

@Postghost You know it's not You're coat, it's Your Coat, right?

[Postghost]

@GoldenStaroLightClanUmm...

Ya, I'm quite sure you're missing a few comments i think Mr. LightClan.

and are missing the context of the comment you 'corrected'

But you are exactly right, it IS ; 'your coat' . Well done, you get a C+ for this, now go sit back down at your desk and do try to pay more attention in class please.

Wait, are you also a 13 yo with an 7yo academic ability like Robodav64 ?

If you don't want to appear that way? Then, again; pay more attention please.

[GoldenStaroLightClan]

@Postghost I am not 13 but I do have academic abilities.

[Postghost]

@GoldenStaroLightClan

O kAy .

[Robodav64]

@Postghost Seven year old academic ability? I'm pretty sure I have MUCH more than that.

[Robodav64]

@Postghost Okay, now you're not making any sense. You realize that you're arguing about grammar with a thirteen-year-old right? So really you have to give me SOME amount of credit for this.

[Postghost]

@Robodav64 Then why respond twice to try to discredit my words with further conjecture?

Practice what you preach, is what you need to remember for adulthood then.

Stop watching 24 hour streamings of Nyan-cat, and up-keeping pseudo-care respondings to your 2560 Facebook 'friends' and go learn something real.

For the record iv known the diff between grammar and spelling as far as I've had the astuteness to remember learning.

Or don't correct people on things you know a fraction of.

[Postghost]

@Postghost See here , an example of bad grammar is where i used the word 'conjecture' where i should have used the word nonsense.

I was just giving you the benefit of that doubt that you don't know what you are talking about. It was only in the guise of the mindset I can only assume you possess, based solely on your beguiling retort.

[Robodav64]

@Postghost You may continue replying to yourself now.

[Robodav64]

@Postghost Dude, I don't watch 24 hour streams of Nyan Cat. I can barely take 30 seconds of it. Also, I only have 85 friends on Facebook and all of them are family and school peers. I'm not the kind of person who texts or calls my friends non-stop, I don't even have a phone. I'm not the average "stupid modern teenager". Just because we're young it doesn't mean we're extremely stupid and don't have a clue about what's going on in the world.

[sackboysackbot]

hang on, creepers get a new weakness and oselots get a purpous... I see what they did there...

[emiliopgmg]

@sackboysackbot Creeper have new AI! RUN TO THE ... JUNGLE!!!!

[xHaPPyMonkeyZ]

damnit good computer is taken and im watching this in an laptop i WANT to play 12w05a

[emiliopgmg]

NEW CREEEPERRR AII!!! FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

[jackm6487]

Does it rain in jungle biomes?

[ZiguardXII]

Cool!