Mary's Rap

[PleasureCaddy]

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[DynamitePanda]

Must be the haircut.......

[Gunner3210]

Go go go go... go shawty... It's your birthday...We gonna party...

[Noromongrel]

I think she's cool. And would you fools get over her crotch and grow up, fo real or whatever the fuck you say.

[WhiteandBlack35]

She is a complete psycho!

[chinkiiCutie]

she has the craziest camel toe..lmaoooo..I AM WEAK...

[ValkyrieDude7070]

she seriously looks like kathy bates. but skinnier.

[Jupiter167]

what kind of friends are they

[peterspond66]

WOW!

[philomel]

I don't know what I'm more torn between: the creepy Southern charm or the fact that she's in beauty school with that haircut.

[annabeth2001]

Now I'm scared of my own aunt!!!!!HELP!!!True stuff...She is my aunt again..HELP!!!!

[SAVR98]

@annabeth2001 ...go for a bible and put a line of salt outside in your bedroom door !:..call sam and dean ! lol...im just kidding,,,,just try to stay away !

[Mewtwo11996]

they were too harsh on her, true she can't sing well, but no need to let her down so hard

[mrgb46]

1)Her friends are lying to her and 2)I think all those voices in her head are coming out when she sings..

[noisy38]

hahahahaha

[TabbieAngel89]

HEy stop talking about us american idol freaks

[theshotgun2413]

sooner or later people in white suits are gona take you a way to a very "special" place

and put you in the "special" room

[WJFuntingworthIII]

Holy cow, Doctor! We've found the escaped patient.

[kicksoffs]

First time in my life I feel like peeing on someone.

[KirbKirb20]

She has friends?

[SilenceSlayer224]

@KirbKirb20 Yeah, they're stored conveniently in her head for safe keeping. Wouldn't want those people lose on the streets.

[danasuperstar]

G-U-I-L-B-E-A-U-X.

[Mrdihenry]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TehWinnerz]

well done. You cut up some clips and put a rap beat in the background. You have successfully made it into a rap.

[CarrotJews]

We'll see this on Behind The Music one day.

[funnya100]

What is a camel toe?

[weelycool]

@funnya100 when you can kind of see someone's vagina through their trousers.

[MisterPRS777]

im scared...honestley

[megamckenzie7]

@MisterPRS777 Me too!

[abrown144]

camel toe!!!!

[hypoksifilia]

I think she has some weird picture in her head of what singing should sound like and tries to mimic it but it ends up sounding strange. She should sing with the same voice she's speaking with. Then we could really see if she would succeed.

[ffyfan15]

simon kept staring at her camel toe.

lmao!

crazy cunt ass bitch.

[redpen1995]

i love her talking voice. her singing one not so mutch..

[Wubbajan]

How can someone go through their entire life being fed lies that they're good at this and that and NEVER wake up to the fact that A) the people tellin' you this are making fun of you or B) they're probably retarded too.

Wouldn't someone step in and be like

Hey you know what I hate to bust your bubble but maybe it's not a good idea you try out for American Idol, they can be pretty harsh.

[HBDRful]

0:54 watch her leg...someone noticed the camel toe a little late XD

[Wubbajan]

@HBDRful

I actually think her camel toe came out of place and she was replacing it @ 0:58. Amazing.

[Salamendre456]

LOL

[ZeroZic]

Duh. She's acting fools. She even laughed when in the audition ;)

[bayonetta18jean]

This video is dumb and so is the people who talking about it, wat if the girl cant sing she tried, most of u dont have the guts to get up there and sing infront of them lol u guys are pathetic

[catbleblk]

When she saiys she would never persue a singing career again, I hoped that was a promise.

[kubrickchick23]

Oh boy...and she wants to take hair and make-up?!?!? I would not let that crazy bee-yotch anywhere NEAR my hair, let alone me!!! I'm not the greatest singer but at least I can carry somewhat of a tune...IN MY OWN VOICE!!!

[PAULAINEeefulll]

she needs to realize that singing is not her future career.

[Marreization]

I hope she's not gonna look at our comments and starts litsening to her voices saying: kill them, kill them all!!

I'm not gonna sleep tonight!

[themamagoatshow]

she is fucking crazy!!!!!!!

[SalemSaberhagen1]

You know what she sounds like? You know how deaf people with hearing aids talk - really high and hard to understand? Thats what she sounds like. She sounds like a profoundly deaf person trying to sing.

[kfdyy]

She thought she was Randy Orton and she heard voices in her head

[jeepgayguy]

your friends are a bunch of LIARS!!!!

[jeepgayguy]

when you're singing pick ONE voice style and stick with it! go to beauty school because that 's what you're good at!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH! LOLOLOL what a freak

[EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1]

not too shabby looool

[sidisbored]

@EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1 eminem is the best rapper !

[EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1]

@sidisbored ikr

[cmplxgirl]

She would be excellent in a psycho movie... lol

[mossydna]

CAMELLLLLLLLLLLLL TOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEE

[MonsterMash51]

@mossydna That my friend is not a camel toe but the elusive moose knuckle.

[rosetowndown]

i'd do her ...... when i close my eyes they are all halle berry

[ygeorgy2021]

great comedy entertaining

[AtticusRh0des]

hmm didnt know ellen tried out for idol

[Shane444888]

Shes a comedian, this was all an act

[GageJHahn]

Did she think that camel was gonna help her?

[Emmysbiggestfan1]

SHE'S F%$*ING TERRIBLE!!!OH, CRAP WHAT IF SHE READS THESE....All I know that if there's a freaking bug-eyed crazy B!#$H outside my window trying to kill me....I'm a shank a ho

[gshepard59]

she is not going anywhere near my neck with a pair of scissors!

[yourma40]

CAMELTOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - fashion disaster l0l

[HiyaItisWill000]

whatever..i have a ton of different voices...You seriously think..OMG

[vlad1494]

hey what ever

[fierrosoft]

One of the prettiest blondes on that competition I would merry her ^_^

[aLbotTV]

@fierrosoft are you blind????

[Dirtypigeon127]

@aLbotTV LOL totally agree XD

[aLbotTV]

@Dirtypigeon127 ikr

[julia815645219]

Guilbeaux!!!!! wtf!? More like Dilbeaux!

[anonymousandcool]

somehow I don't think I want to get a haircut from her

[juxmook]

LMAO why is your YouTube name GILBEAUX FAN?!?!

[tara8686]

she's an actress people, she did it for the kick of it.

[jugheadissocool]

where's the original one

[lovefight1136]

her friends? yea... imaginary ones

[juledaa]

her friends are probably just scared about her reaction :D so they are lying

[ladyfoiegras]

she is deffo kathy bates from mysery

[shimokita2]

@ladyfoiegras - That's who I thought of when I saw her too!

[KALfilms]

Her friends are the biggest assholes on the planet. Hahhaha

[DonavanPointPoint]

She's like a child. I don't get any pleasure in watching her make a fool of herself. Honestly, I think exploiting people like her is cowardly.

[Ambiesama]

Well, her friends are lying

[tcwormsbaker]

i think that she needs to be in a mental hospital. what if she is looking at our comments ok she is freakin me out.

[mojoxrisin]

@tcwormsbaker Her audition was an act dude... a very good one as a matter of fact. Watch it again. At the end before she leaves she sings one more time. she broke character and almost laughed in the middle of singing. For a split second you can see through the act..

[marissasue1]

@tcwormsbaker

is it just me or does she sound exactly like every female psycho from every lifetime movie????

poor lady, she needs to get help.

[Deghinsea132]

@tcwormsbaker Hahahahahaahahhhhahahahahha

[Thundralight]

@tcwormsbaker What if this is her utube page!

[kelvinpyaeko]

@Thundralight then DEAD hehehe

[Necrophilya]

@tcwormsbaker lol hahahahaha

[mswtever]

@tcwormsbaker hahahaahahahahaha I cracked up on this comment

[rainbowkiwi123]

OMFG I WOULD RATHER BURN HER MOUTH.. but im kinda scared she would come back then throw stuff at the judges....

[c0kel0veRsXD]

shes fucking scares me

[SarangHae3]

I think she and Rhonetta Johnson are now sharing a room in a psycho ward, both staring at the walls and eating Jell-O, and both still with the delusions that they'll one day be pop-stars in the future!

[Jfabz45]

lol i agree

[XxDigbennyxX]

SHES SH!T

[fcukugimmeausername]

I thought she was nuts too... until I found out she was (95% certain) an actor :(

[KLM81106]

LMAO.

[selenagomezdancer]

joking right?

[flijnanumnin]

uhhhh no...

[shirleyjane613]

lmao

[movinsouth29]

Too bad one of the voices doesn't tell her to shut the hell up.

[thoostorm4]

@movinsouth29 that girls scary

[zuzima161]

@movinsouth29 lol that must be her "sensible" voice(if she has 1) (^_^)

[KrazyNinjaMonk3y]

@movinsouth29 I saw your comment and i.....LMFAO

[BuggyBugs77]

that girl is violent!!!!!  :()

[UnperfectisPerfect]

HOW DO U KNOW???

[horsesflu]

how was this a rap, other than playing some in the background - or a remix, aside from just cutting out the best parts and shortening it?

To pull a Simon, this is the worst "remix" of American Idol ever. It's totally uninspired and the creator must truly be an arrogant, dismal person to even think they've created something new and fresh, let alone something that others might want to see.

You've basically made a good clip terrible.

1-star

[Darkest797]

It wasn't supposed to be totally serious or amazing. Calm down its just a video o.O;

[crazyiproshow]

she was on Access Hollywood a couple years ago and was going to release a album...to bad it never got released

[SamironTurner]

WOW, this is amazing. Well done Hilarious!

[Trackfanatic74]

She must have asperger syndrome... Socially awkward, can't read the judge's thoughts, or tell if they're serious... Leads to that conclusion... Either that or she's just an odd duck. But I definatley think it's the 1st thing.

[portal1337]

assburgers

[5492514]

well at least she took the advice and retired from singing unlike others. so really who is the retarded one now?? its good to finally get it through to somebodies head. i dont know why they dont record their singing and play back for the person to judge themself. like a answerin machine. have you ever listened to youre own voice on a machine? i was like that cant be me. but it was and now i dont just look fucking retarded i know i am retarded ha ha ha ah ah a

[itube3032]

she came back though

scary!!!!!

[5492514]

is she meening her friends at the institution?? i meen that she and her voices are probably very popular. i would definitely prescribe her some ativan and lithium and gasoline for flavoring. and then some shock treatment with id prescribe about ten thousand volts to kill the week voices in her head. but look at the good thing. if you married her it would be like having a affair with a different women every night?? ha ha ah ah ah hha and whisper in her ear every night and say i didnt say nothing?

[Zorkob]

stupid bitch

[boggiewoggy]

she looks like one of those women on lifetime trying to always kill someone

[lovethejobros95]

AHHHHHH

whatever. whatever. whatever. lol

lol nice job on this vid

[DimSimToughBitch]

Honestly?

Not too shabby

[SummerAU]

Great job putting this together! Love it.  Definitely the most hilarious people to audition for American Idol. Priceless.

[MozarellaCreamPuffs]

she's nuts....but remix is awesome

[freedomfighter13103]

SHE DID CRY SO STFU U DID CRY

[antihero800]

we went to the same middle school. metz in manassas, va. everyone called her mcroach

[ieden5432]

did every1 hate her?

[SpOrTySaRaH7]

is that 4 serious?

were u friends? :-(

[antihero800]

everyone called her mcroach lol...id say they didnt like her...i was 2 years older and had to have her pointed out in a yearbook.

[amandahhh333]

I think she kinda looks like the original becky from rosanne! haha

[hollydollyzoe]

the real one has been deleted, but at least i saw it about six times

[LovesMike33]

Psycho!!!!!!

[mcjoing]

hahaha i love this! favorited!

[awpennington]

she has become a best selling author

[DJKydKrazy]

that would be a different person with the same name.

[shanana000]

why would she wear her camel toe pants to audition in?

[SeriouslyIndifferent]

oh I found it XD

[Californiachik85]

How did you find it?

[SeriouslyIndifferent]

I wanna find her audition but i can't find it :(

[RSCII]

Type in Mary Roach and you'll find it

[MrsRat2U]

Mary Guilbeaux.. sounds like star quality to me, too Mary! I love the way she dances when she sings.. she is just tooo cool!!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Yeah, there WILL be a Hollywood career for her and it's not too shabby!!! The 'voices' are now telling her that she will be in the next Lord of the Rings movie...playing a Hobbit called Guilbeaux Baggins

[MrsRat2U]

I love the ring that one! Tee Hee!!

[teech107122]

that is fuckin HY-LARRY-US and not too shabby. b/c that's whatshesgoodat. and she wont lose it she won't lose it she promised herself she wouldn't lose it

[MrsRat2U]

I will definitely be watching. She so cracks me up!!

[crockagater]

when she says "whatever" she sounds like dr phil

[whuhumuch]

Im Going to Change My Name To Mary Gyulbeux !!! Hahaha

[Theonee11]

She is an actress and I think SetsunaAngel99 was referring to Mary Roach WITHOUT her Monster Make-up, in her regular clothes and out of the Psychopath character.

[iheartcullenswan]

if she's an actress then why can't I find anything about her on google except this crappy audition that she put out??? She pretty much disappeared from the web after this audition was aired.

[abmcitcom]

LOL

[MaryRoachWeb]

Hey this is the real Mary Roach - thanks for making this little remix, it's hilarious. BTW, check me out on my space to see more about me ;) Some of you might be surprised!

[kidlet96]

Mary you are hilarious! I loved your American Idol try out! I have a feeling we will be seeing more of you on television! (I hope so!)

[stilly1908]

jennieMR, if u are being serious then u must be drunk high or one of those things that is the worst acting/singing i've ever seen

[SetsunaAngel99]

im tired of people making fun of her she is funny and all not to mention pretty damm hot

[GraceAbby]

lol she's an actor?

[raebaby93]

you think shes hot...?

[princessme813]

red shirt gal

[pillmen316]

Where is Mary????

[renolodium]

This isn't a rap... More of a preview.

[wtonckens]

MARY COCKROACH! Go see a Shrink!

[gerry1976]

Poor girl I feel sorry for her.

[Freespirit1340HD]

dont feel sorry for her. shes a paid actor and did this for exposure. she has a website and is pretty in real life...yeah i know...its hard to believe after watching this. you have to admit though...she DID make thousands laugh with this fake audition

[JennieMR]

YES! She's an excellent actress, and I am so tired of people making fun of her who don't realize this was all an act. I remember thinking that at least one of her lines seemed too rehearsed, and there was a pause like she was trying to think of what to say when they asked her what her voices were telling her. You could kind of tell she was improvising there, but on the whole, she did an excellent job. I really hope someone gives her the break she's looking for, because she deserves it.

[basssungwoo]

how can you be soo sure shes lying?

[whiperman1]

because we know

[riouc210]

what is her website?

[itsditte]

what is the name of the webside? :D

- and yeah. she is an very good actor!

[averyellis]

"shes a paid actor and did this for exposure"

what, really?

[krnflydude]

Umm, her pants are cute?? o.O

[kaiban42]

Gilbo ??

AHAHHAHHA

[Twitchis1337]

ROFL!

[Guyfr0msweden]

lol^^