The Jensen Ackles Stalker Song

[liabrodeur]

same

[snazzyjazzy]

I love you.

[spoiltpaddyprincess]

LOVE THIS !!!!!

[GaaraXRaven]

Is the person who sings ' The Life of A Mary-Sue?'

[aggressivedildo]

@GaaraXRaven No, this song was sung by me. I just checked out the song you mentioned and it sounded pretty cool, so thanks for the comparison,!

[cassie7373]

hmm wincest used to be huge now its all about destiel ;]

[cassie7373]

HAHAHAHA this is so funny. I agree with everything in this vid except mines about MISHA!!!

[foxy4786]

this video is my life. i love it. i don't even watch the show but it completes me

[The3362]

what episode is 1.16 from?

[MarsMonster12]

@The3362 Hunted--Season 2, Episode 10

[RhiMystique]

this song=love, I've been listening to it non stop for the last few days



[iate8888strawberries]

I love you.

[xIsabellaMarie]

Honestly, a lot of you are Debbie Downers. This song is all in good fun. If you were actual Supernatural fans you'd know that Jensen and Jared actually joke about being gay sometimes in interviews and that they have a good sense of humor. I honestly believe that if they heard this song they would die of laughter. These girls aren't insulting them AT ALL. People on Tumblr are in love with this song. <3

[Hannahoot]

Someone needs to show this to Jensen. Like now. It's beautiful

[HitlerOnToast]

OMG this!

[freakyblakeblitz]

slightly offended by this. but still pretty funny lol. I too think Jared and Jensen would laugh about this.

[rougeprime]

you dirty little mouth whore why dont you strap that dildo on and go fuck your mum.

[NECROLORDZ]

you son of a bith ! are you saying his is homosexual?

[haydatzmii]

A+++

Why hasn't this won every grammy ever?

[stopitsgingertime]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD I'M CRYING and also some of these people need to calm their freaking tits

[lindlau07]

There are some very serious people on here ... Id watch your bak theyre kinda scary ;P This video is really funny LOL <3 :) Good Work

[Riotstarter101]

look this makes me mad and it would make them mad too its just nasty and their not gay you freaks who like this cuz there both married

[Candicutie13]

This is...so WRONG! Jensen Ackles is my love...wtf?

[tinkerbama]

SHUT UP OK HE IS STRAIGHT I LOVE HIM SO SHUT UP

[PurpleMousepad]

lol your work is too funny. I'm laughing so much, it's starting to scare me.

[manimomo87]

lol <3

[DestineyThomas123]

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[KFCLegs]

LMFAO. Class.

[032546]

I love this video and song soooooo much! It's fucking hilarious! You fucking rock! I really want the song. When I click on the link for the MP3, it says the file is unavailable. Can you please upload the song again? Much love!

[aggressivedildo]

@032546

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for letting me know the mp3 download link was expired, as well. The new download link is listed in the video description.

[shelbylynntatro]

dumb,sry, it is.

[DesperateGirl]

the song sucks like hell!

[KadieLovesDOMO]

@DesperateGirl And your user name sucks

[FOSHING]

This is, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful videos on the entire internet. Your belief in soulmates warms my heart, & I love your confident portrayal of the way true love always wins out in the end.

That said, you'll never turn Jensen Ackles straight. Maybe if you cut your hair 'round earlobe length, wear a cowboy hat, and get him really, really drunk, you'll be able to get your hand down his pants for a good ten or fifteen seconds, but that's really the best you can hope for, I'm afraid.

[continental24534]

this is really funny, honestly though i dont like the way you speak about lovely jensen :) i guess he was the last person in my eyes to be gay..

[TWIZZLERELZZIWT]

this is kinda funny but super retarded why the hell would you make such a retarded vid

[MrsDeanWinchester199]

so if any ones gonna be his stalker it would be me!

[MrsDeanWinchester199]

YOU MUTHA FUCKA HE IS NOT GAY!!! plus i was ment to be with him.

[GingerK999]

what's that ?!?

[flowagirl]

You need to teach me how to sing, ROFL.

I love your voice, and people that are getting over the top about this, calm down, its a funny joke.

[GirlFromNextDoor1]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Imgreatgirl123]

u r a fucking phico

[aggressivedildo]

Oh no, not a phico! LOL, it's called spellcheck; invest in it, friend.

[ImpalaGal67]

haha hes never been gay has he?

[HPL4]

Oh gooood.

That's the most amazing thing I've seen in a while.

[xtinethepirate]

Oh, this still cracks me up even almost a year after I first heard it. Absolute, cracked-out brilliance.

[kiimberleylatham0x]

this is the stupidest song ive ever heard hes not gay atall you muppet he amazing ;)

[sparkleytangerine]

*DIES* OMG This is too funny. People who are taking it seriously need to relax. If the title doesn't tell you it's a joke then the comments should. >_> Learn to read, youtubers.

*STILL DYING*

[rileyman23]

Haha I am positive that if Jensen and Jared saw this they would piss themselves laughing.

[SaSoJaRe]

i heard this song 5 hours with my friend totaly crazy xD

[JesusJonahWoman]

Ah this is freakin' awesome!

[SouLiciousLovex3]

Okay respect the video is great but is really not gay I hope and if he is (but i don't think so) it doesn't matter I love gay guys they are so funny :D :) doesn't matter if they're boys or girls :) x3 Love amy :-*

[UchihaGurl6489]

LMAO!!!!!! that made me laugh so hard i love the song even though ik he is not gay nd if he was haha nice..... lolz..

[erihashiccups]

Why so many people taking this all serious? I'm assuming it's meant to be funny-- which it is. Hilarious even.

ps. if he were gay, that'd be kinda hawt.

[GENNYELF]

this is a funny sad video and who cares what you think about his sexuallity you crazy chik He is a fantastic actor and very nice to look at

[Shrimpy90]

Holy crap... Im speechless... This is kinda sad...

[Blackheartpof3]

God, freak out. It's a fucking joke. Get over yourself you homophobe.

Who even cares if the man is gay or straight? Doesn't change his acting ability or how good-looking he is, so CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

[butterflykickbiatch]

Random!!!!!!!!!

[chicagodoll12]

He is not gay! >:|

[DeeDeeWinchester]

what ever dude, u suck, rly he is so not effing gay

[marianeale]

omg jensen is not gay, he had to many girls lol

[GerryMcRearysGirl]

This is amazingly funny, just my opinion but I think he may well be gay, but that is just me (although I was engaged to a gay guy once and my brother is gay, not that any of that makes me an expert) I don't care if he is gay or straight either. Just happy to appreciate him as an actor xoxoxo

[lolliepoplove]

this was great :D

[Gabriellaella23]

restraining order

LOL

[JayisOK]

Well then.

[Foxiesz]

I don't know if I should be laughing or screaming O_O

[Thorn14]

I just died a little inside.....from laughter.

[Sierra358]

haha this is hilarious

[somezmerizing925]

Creepy

[subterain]

OMG that is freakin scary as all hell but I love it! lol

I'm such a stupid bitch to cause I support the J2 love, they're amazing together. Though IMD, I would say J2 aren't straight gay but rather Bi. Just my opinion.

[Lenasupersonic]

Im a stalker too .. :D

[hellocarfield]

You are very creative, but Jensen is not a gay !

[Neokitty55]

LMFAO and ROTF!!!! What the freakin' hell is this shit...I had to listen to it three times!!! This was great, even though I'm pretty sure he's not gay this was GRAND!!!!

[m91048]

AAAAAAAAH LMAO! so scary! god imagine if he ever checks out youtube lol! probs need therapy

[supernaturalrocks101]

that was creepy in so many ways, and JENSEN ACKLES IS NOT GAY, NEITHER IS JARED!

[Cocooleeleelala]

this scared me.

[supernaturalrocks101]

that was creepy in so many ways, and yeah JENSEN ACKLES IS NOT GAY, just because 2 guys r best friends does not mean their gay and just because they live together that does not mean their gay, their like brothers and both of them have had gfs. so neither jared or jensen r gay!!!!!!!!!!

[xprichuxsnx]

you're a bitch ¬¬ ... Jensen not is gay ..

stupid ¬¬ ..

[Ackles4life]

aishX/ I don't know if I should laugh or cuss u out... I mean it was funny, creepy, n creative, but... dude, he's not gay. I mean yeah, he does have n incredibly close bond w/Jared, they even live together, but last time I checked they saw eachother as brothers, n if i'm not mistaken... both have chicks. Really doubt their chicks r dudes... if u were just joking, that's a diff story.

[ForeverKathryn]

HAHAHAHA! OMG this is the best song ever! I can't stop laughing. Your awesome and keep up the good work! xD

[ReginaFilangee83]

Oh...my...god...

this was one of the most creepiest things I've ever heard...

you made my day though...:-)

[6allycat6]

Way too creepy...seek help...nice voice though

[lb02]

roflmao XD creepy, as a stalker should be I guess lol

[funfigsad]

u foooooollllll

[guitargirl989]

woah

he not gay,and im sure of he was the ur fat ugly self couldnt turn him striaght lmao,i bet your a man huh?you sick freak

[favy6]

RIGHT ON !!

[xXxharleybabexXx]

wtf?!

[ReeRAWR]

This Reminds Me Of My Friend So Bad. Shes Obsessed. I Watch Here Box Set Of Supernatural 3 Times A Week..She Loves Him..LOL This Is Good

[032546]

I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKING SONG AND VIDEO! I PRAISE YOU! THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE RETARDS! PEOPLE GOT TO STOP BEING SO SERIOUS! This is obviously a work of true genius and you have a gorgeous voice, darling :-)

[SayDAmberJ123]

Seek Psychological Help

[lyfscomplicated]

Holy Crap

that vid is just so weird and creepy

whoever the hell u are, i recommend u should never make these vids agen

FREAK

[Imgreatgirl123]

I agree

[jensenrossacklesfan1]

what the fuck is your problem

he is not GAY

HOPE YOU KNOW HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP

THIS IS THE WORST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I EVER SEEN

DOING THIS VIDEO WOULDNT MAKE YOU A JENSEN OR JARED FAN YOU STUPID BITCH!

[favy6]

there is something seriously wrong with you...and i dnt think jensen would want to have anything to do with you after that...

[xMizzJezzyX]

im also in luv w/ jensen ackles but that wuz just creepy

[SantaCruzSunsets]

WOW .... one word: CREEPY

[HummersROCK08]

this is really disturbing.... i mean really disturbing

[xmphx]

Hey, this was really disturbing but kinda funny lol. You're voice is amazing! Its beatiful, wish i cud sing late that *head desk at thought of performing arts school*

[LionHeartSPN]

XDDDDD If I were Jensen, I would sue you! It was hilarious, but I WOULD sue you! And by the way, you have such a clear and beautiful voice! I don't know whether you sing to earn your living, but you really should use your voice in a more appropriate way then making us laugh. Try Broadway or a recording company. I am serious.

[pyrokitten77]

Omg, I love this! I laughed so hard, especially at the strap on part. Lol!

[AndreasSheiLT]

that was disturbing...

[fentina]

totally cool

[WHITETRASHDOLL]

I don't know who the hell he even is but i LIKE the song lol

[LionHeartSPN]

He stars in the CW show called 'Supernatural' and plays one of the main characters named Dean Winchester. Try to watch the show and you may like it. Especially now, when the channel airs Season 4.

[DIVERSEKITTYKAT]

HILARIOUS I'M STILL SINGING IT!!!

[cheesyscientist]

This is absolutely marvelous. Hilarious...

[deanandjo73]

You are fuckin retarded for doing this!

[JogK94]

agree !!

[kali972]

ahahah very funny and catchy!!Nice voice too :D He's a cutie but "to sniff his underwear" hmm?...Pass!:D Nice job!

[nuwhofan]

JENSEN ACKLES

[Katelynn379]

all i have to say is BRAVO!! it was so funny!!

jeez.....love it!

[delonariel]

OH GOD I hope his mother never sees this.

lol and ILU

[sapphocried]

...When I inevitably find myself singing this at entirely inappropriate times and then people at school shun my and I end up sad and alone with only my J2 porn to comfort me? I WILL BLAME YOU. So you know. That said: disturbing in the most brilliant way possible. Surfed over from eljay; I vote you get the Stephen Lynch Award for a beautiful voice singing things that would scandalize my grandma. :D

[Zaida77]

I'm totally with you on the Stephen Lynch Award this is totally inappropriate and would scandalize most anyone's grandma but she does have a nice voice.

I kinda hope for his own sanity and so that he doesn't start running from fans in sheer terror Jensen never stumbles across this because yeah it is sorta creepy.

[XxXJenny4XxX]

mean but funny in a little tiny way...

JENSEN RULES! and with a stalker song like this i dont think he would like you... he wouldnt like me either for finding this funny

[heyjin86]

It's a bit... weird..but really creative:D

Well, anyway I love Jensen Ackles!

[calabala90]

hey hey! Jensen is as straight as they come ok! :P

[flagdemoness]

This is so amazing/scary. I love the backround "Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles"

[HeSaysOkieDokie]

Lol

[dita129]

*chuckles* this is funny and a little disturbing, good job, very creative ;)

[MrsLjungberg]

oh and that is so going on my ipod =D

hahahaha awesome

[MrsLjungberg]

that was sooo awesome. very creative and just hilarious!! =D

thank you it really was a treat.

Well done!!

[merlinfats]

I thought this video was hilarious because I took it for what it was, a joke. I'm a huge fan of Jensen, Jared, and Supernatural and I have the utmost respect for them all, and I'm still able to step back and realize that this, my over analyzing friends, is a JOKE!

[aggressivedildo]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it and didn't take it too seriously, it was just meant as a bit of fun and I'm glad you understood that.

[JensenAcklesGirl4luv]

OHHHH..ok yea i guess i am..

[JensenAcklesGirl4luv]

Huh?? what is Complex mean?..i am slow you have to forgive me!lol

[aggressivedildo]

It means you're multifaceted.

[adhira]

by the way, I love you.

[aggressivedildo]

ILU2, adhira! <333 ^___^

[JensenAcklesGirl4luv]

ok you have nothing else to do but make a gay ass video like this??i can say thow i it found it kindda funny but i hope to god that jensen ackles and jared never see this video!..there so not gay lol no girl would take that ..lol..2stars!

[aggressivedildo]

Re: conflicting messages:

You're a very complex person, JensenAcklesGirl4luv.

[CrazyCrysta]

I think these type of videos are really disrepectful to Jensen and Jared. I'm sure if they ever saw this they might be embarassed and maybe a bit hurt by it. I doubt two straight men like people thinking they're gay.

[aggressivedildo]

1. The vid is not intended to be disrespectful.

2. I doubt Jensen and Jared will ever see the vid.

3. I don't actually think Jensen and Jared are gay.

4. Jensen and Jared already know people imagine them having sex.

5. There is no spoon.

[smallvilleidol]

I love #4 HAHAHAHAHA! They have to feel so akward!!! This vid is pretty strange to tell you the least... I LOVE STRANGE... I live on it lol If I ever meet him do you mind if I play this on a boombox and chase after him???... Of course you'll get credit for the song HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very Creative!!

By the way even if they saw the vid I think they'd laugh they seem cool like that They'd probably dance to it... I did LOL Love ya

[inanenana]

I don't think this vid is funny. at all. couldn't even finish watching it, and boy, i've watched some doozies. if the only way you can react to criticism to your srsbsnz is to make a hate song and making it sound like people who find this song offensive are demented, self-righteous and humorless flamers, then you really should think again on the meaning of personal taste and people's right to express theirs.

[aggressivedildo]

You're the first person yet to express their dislike for the vid in a somewhat civil manner, which is why I'm responding in kind.

I do happen to consider people who tell me "you guys/gals, SUCK" and "u are fucked up" to be "demented, self-righteous and humorless flamers," as you so aptly put it.

They have the right to tell me those things, and I have the right to think they're stupid and tell them to GTFO.

[nooniemonkey]

Dang, ran out of room. Jensen and Jared are funny, inteligent guys, who love their fans. This is insulting them and anyone else who would become Supernatural fans because of this. As a Proud Supernatural Fan, I just would like to say, you guys/gals, SUCK......go find someone else to put a song to, like yourselves and then tell me if you can look in the mirror and still have respect for yourselves.

[aggressivedildo]

Wow, you're still going, huh? Impressive. I guess you must have fantastic lung capacity with all that hot air stored in your body.

Jared and Jensen are great guys, and I enjoy their work. Perhaps if you could look beyond the veil of self-righteousness you've blinded yourself with you could see that I wasn't trying to be malicious.

You might have interpreted it as such, but that's your problem.

[nooniemonkey]

I really hope that Jensen and Jared don't see this video. Actually I'm hoping no one else does. Sorry if my self-righteous behavior down plays your sick sense of humor. This video is not only degrading the actors you proclaim to like, but is really inappropriate for younger viewers.

[JestingJester]

Wow. You just keep on going don't you? You know what? You're right.

It makes me feel sad when strangers say bad things about famous people on the internet beacuse they probably see it and get their feelings hurt.

[JestingJester]

As if nobody has ever made fun of celebrities. Btw, you should get rid of your therapist. He is not doing a very good job if you still fly up into a rage over some random video on the Internet.

[aggressivedildo]

It makes me happy that you're out there somewhere crusading for Jensen's honor and virtue, defending him against the evildoers on the internet. I bet he sends you a thank-you card every Christmas. Or not.

But let's not fight. Here, I made you a song, I'll send it to you now.

[nooniemonkey]

I like to see creativity. I enjoy it when someone makes up their own songs and stuff. However this is so utterly obscene and stupid, I don't even know where to begin. If and I mean IF there is a relationship between Jensen and Jared, its a private matter between to loving adults. Taking it to this level shows you have nothing better to do and all your responses to other's comments are childish. Find a life of your own that isn't so insulting to actors that do their jobs for entertainment.

[aggressivedildo]

Chillax.

It's all in good fun. I don't genuinely think Jensen and Jared are buttsexing each other, and I doubt they cry themselves to sleep every night because people on the internet talk about them and their hypothetical homogay BFF sex.

I do appreciate your moral outrage on their behalf, though.

[JestingJester]

Oh dude. Stop getting over-invested in the life of actors who doesn't even acknowledge your existence. This song is ABOUT YOU.

[latelittlesleeper]

EXACTLY.

[adhira]

Excuse me, I know for a fact that Jensen and Jared are genuinely buttsexing each other. I can see in their windows from here.

[JestingJester]

You must have bought your binoculars from the same shop I do. They are of A-grade quality. I love making out the freckles on Jensen's body as Jared bend him over the kitchen sink.

[adhira]

Oh, is that you in the next bush over? I thought I heard some rustling last night! I enjoy watching the rippling muscles on Jared's back as he holds Jensen up against the living room wall.

[JestingJester]

AJSDSDHSAAWSFLDFADSDFDFJL. INORITE.

I love the SURROUND SOUND we were getting. I especially love Jensen whimpering when Jared took him all the way. I hear Jared has a talented mouth.

[adhira]

My new hidden microphones have really excellent sound quality, they've been picking up Jensen's low moaning great. I have to say I prefer the talents of Jared's peen - and I believe Jensen agrees with me.

[LYLTjohnny]

u are fucked up

[aggressivedildo]

And you don't know how to type, but I won't hold it against you.

[Maiphizto]

My friend and I heard your song and we both agree you have a lovely voice. Do you have a MySpace where we could appreciate more gems like this?

Btw, wow I didn't know Jensen Ackles had some sort of scandal with that co-star of his. What's that story's about?

[aggressivedildo]

I've never heard of this thing called "MySpace," is there porn there???

Oh and the thing with Jensen and his costar is that they're secret homo lovers who just got secret homo-married three days ago in Vancouver--at least that's what I heard from my friend's brother's girlfriend's mom's hairstylist, so it must be true.

[Maiphizto]

Ohmygod. I wish there IS porn. Unless you count people posting semi-nude pics of themselves drunk or totally out of it with their friends. I know people do get off on personal pics like that. Oh hay, it's perfect for you. Jensen just might have a MySpace posting semi-nude pics of himself totally out of it with his co-star...I mean WHAT?

It's totally cool that you have an insider's information and that they're now totally married tooo.They are SO cute together. I like gossiping with you.Friends?

[aggressivedildo]

Um, a few years back there was an incident involving a tub of butter, glo-sticks, and an emergency-room visit which resulted in Jensen blocking my IP address and burning my fanmail and getting a court order which states that I can't be within 500 yards of him, so.

If joining MySpace won't get me pictures of Jensen's junk, there's really no point in joining.

Yes, let's be friends! Do you have a good pair of binoculars?

[smallvilleidol]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I get it... (that was so funny when Jensen said it!) I'm sorry people don't appreciate your pure Genius Miss Aggressive

[celluloiddream9]

LOL EPIC WIN.

[uoxouyukie]

lol..i hate what ppl say that hes gay..

but its funny...

make more Jensen's songs:)

[DevilsAdvocateCoop]

this is sick

[aggressivedildo]

But in a very interesting and LOLtastic way.

[spencerreidgirl]

sick but funny

[aggressivedildo]

You do realize that this is a humorous song, right?

I'm not actually a stalker and I don't think Jensen's gay (though I do think it would be hot if he had sex with Jared).

LOL THE INTERWEBZ ARE SRZ BSNZ

[Maiphizto]

I'm sorry the poster painted YOU in bold strokes.

[snchick12]

not really kinda creepy

[aggressivedildo]

Actually, the correct response should have been, "Not really, it's kind of creepy."

"not really kinda creepy" means "It's not very creepy at all, and also I do not fully understand how to communicate using the English language."

Also, "creepy" is one of the tags, did you totally miss that or what?

[snchick12]

WTF

[aggressivedildo]

YOU LOVE IT.

[polarisgirlx]

"Don't Find Us. We'll Find You."

HAHA