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  • @asylumchannel 0:53 Oh really? Search CROTCH by wendymccolm

    /watch?v=jrYKWUsG1vk&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • Your foot and a man's balls is the closest you'll ever get to having sex scary woman in the black shirt.

  • LoL you're hilarious. Subbed.

    *Side note* Thanks for not relying on sex appeal and cleavage to appeal to viewers.

  • Fuck you bitch again

  • Fuck you bitch

  • "To women, they're like soft, fuzzy, little baby birds" hahaha :)

  • I'd do her.

  • Arent there quite a few videos on YouTube of girls giving each other 'Cunt Punts' or 'Falcon Kicks' I think they are also called

    Thats just as daft as what some idiotic guys do.

    So it does sort of show that there are stoopid women as much as some men are.

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  • yuuup, i got that talk...

  • She's hot.

  • Some of the commenters assume she's being feminist. How?

  • Lisps are cool.

  • i hate you lady.....legit hate you

  • BALLLLSSSS :)

  • LOL!

  • Are you kidding me? Hitting a bird with a baseball is HILARIOUS!

  • Yeah ok...smoke some more crack

  • @clitmint she is ugly and fat. Ur stupid for supporting her. Dragon breath bimbo!

  • @goboisest11 wow you're a little jerk. she's fantastic.

  • you weren't that popular in high school...were you

  • @MrBlooCola about 80 percent of people were not popular in high school

  • What's the matter with shows like JackAss and testicle abuse? Let's say that it does cause sterility; would you really want the guys from JackAss to procreate?

    Just sayin'...

  • jrYKWUsG1vk&feature=channel_vi­deo_title 2 girls kicking each other in the crotch and laughing for 20 mins...

  • Nice tatoos there mister! What a woman!! lol

  • Teenage Ninja Mutant Testicles 

  • Let me punch you in the boobs.

  • I kick my mates bals evause it's funny. Maybe it's a natural thing, decreasing rival males' chances of procreating. Eliminating the competition basically.

  • @RobertBeowulf no it's NOT. u are a sick puppy if this is fun for you. i even want to weep if i only see a guy on TV getting a kick to the nuts.

  • @RobertBeowulf You're a pussy, clearly....

  • @jayc342009 I'm no such thing, I'm always the first to tackle somebody who is bullying others or is harming somebody who can't fight back. Kicking the offending person in the danglers often speeds things up. It's also hilarious when you surprise your mate when he enters a room by enducing unenurable agony on him, I've done worse tbh.

  • No? But Women assault men's balls, and women are like, "You go girl!" If I punched you in the face for calling me a pussy, they would be like, "You fucking pig!"

  • The reason why it's so funny is because it's a guaranteed way to cause a helluva lot of pain and cause even the toughest of man to crumple up ino the fetal position and cry for mummy. And also because this usually happens on accident. So while we sympathise with their pain we laugh at their stupidity for doing whatever they were doing.

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  • 0:57 lol i have seen that happen so yes women do it lol

  • HIS NAME IS KRANG!

  • if a woman kicks you in the balls, kick her in the cunt; it will work.

  • Testicles Significance of why we want to show them to everyone.... Same reason chicks show their titties. Its fun....

  • ok before anything else, clear history...

  • i want to shoot you in the face with a ballistic knife

  • Woman is apparently a subjective term.

  • My god this woman is dum,,dum dum dum,,,

  • My god this woman is dum,,dum dum dum,,,

  • She is not attractive at all.

  • @goboisest11 Why does she have to be attractive for you anyway?

    Go back to watching internet porn and jackin off over fake plastic faced and chested freaks you slimebag.

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  • The only time I "listen" to a woman's perspective is when I'm pretending to be caring or whatever you call it, to get in her pants or mouth... And I've never "listened" to a fatty before and I'm not starting now.

  • Actually, rendering someone infertile IS a big deal...

    What a fantastically insensitive thing to say.

  • LIVE from the KITCHEN!

  • your a virgin, bequiet

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  • NO dont talk. you have a vagina

  • You're really wrong about a few things. 1 beyond jack ass and a few very lame TV show and movies there are virtually no testicle assaults by men that are on purpose. Most are actually accidents. 2 There are far more TV shows and movies that have women performing testicular assault than men, and most of those are for retaliation for petty chauvinist comments. Imagine if a male character slapped or kneed a woman in the crotch for merely saying something he didn't like? Your perspective is flawed.

  • @blackburn9 - I actually agree with this comment entirely.

  • @KaelaCarver The fact that you would agree with these Man bashing comments says all there needs to be said about you

  • @Paulheuer1 - Um... I wasn't agree with man bashing comments. I was agreeing with the comments doing the opposite actually.... I'm confused why you're calling me on out the wrong thing lol

  • @KaelaCarver This paulheuer has a daughter who is ,married to a crippled soldier who cant satisfy her in bed anymore ... he is a miserable worthless piece of shit

  • @blackburn9 I agree. The whole Media has jumped on the" lets casterate men "bandwagon.

  • A "woman's" perspective?

  • @pafrick0352 More like a Man hating Lesbians Perspective

  • @Paulheuer1 So what's so bad about Lesbians who hate men?

    You must be colonial trash, because only subhumans like yourself are actually AFRAID of Women. Let alone Lesbians, who are still women.

    It's not ok to be scared of women, you fucking retard. You must be one of those jewish geeks with 20 size eye glasses, who blows every guy in school. And was told to hate lesbians, by lesser women.

  • @Soveraine Little Girl, i most certanly don't fear you, i'm just puzzled that Women would find it entertaining to insult and demean Men. Well, i understand why a Lesbian would hate a Man,because a precentage of Gay Men hate Women. I guess you are a part of this percentage. Just admit that you hate us for the simple reason we are men,and stop hiding behind the Feminist psycho babble

  • @Paulheuer1 Whatever you say, Pedo-Cow-Ard.

    I enjoy mocking all non-whites. And you're too stupid to be even remotely close to White.

    I hate you because you're even inferior to inferior women !! Even the lesser women are better than you, and that says a lot.

    Just because you're subhuman, doesn't mean you can be equal to genders more white than you.

    Now climb back in your CuntCloset, you vapid cunt, and stop yapping your filthy mouth all over.

  • @Soveraine OOOOOOH, i guess someone didn't take their MYDOL today, did they?

  • @Paulheuer1 Useless cunt says what?

    Oh, that's right !! I don't care what you say !!

    Bahahahhaahhaha

  • @Soveraine You really got the Taylor Swift look going on, little girl. And damn, the way you pay attention to me, you must really want me. That must make you bi. And have VERY good taste.

  • @Paulheuer1 Does that make you a delusion faggot? The answer, as you well know yourself by now, is Yes.

    If you're bi, good for you, go suck a dick, you vapid cunt.

    Yes, I do want you dead. How could you tell?

  • @Soveraine Oh sweety pie just stop, you're gonna make my cry, that a feminist lesbian hates me(BU SECRETLY LUSTS AFTER ME)

  • @Paulheuer1 Well you were already crying, because no one payed attention to you.

    I know it's wrong to feed attention whores like yourself, but I love to humiliate liddle vermin who don't know their place.

    Now go back to being a colonial liddle proper slave, and Harvest the Sugar Cane Fields, Bitch !!

  • @Soveraine Oh, little Taylor Swift wanna be i don't care what your opinion of me is. You see, a very wise man once told me: "Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink" and Taylor sweety, you got one,big asshole,and along with your opinion of men stinks to high heaven. You still lust after me,i can tell.

  • @Paulheuer1 So you admit you lost? Wow, you're a bigger Cunt that I thought !!

    This gets Bigger and Bigger. Your fat ugly cunt face, that is.

    Teehee !!

  • @Soveraine I just admitted that your opinion is like an asshole, it's stinks. But then Taylor, i don't think thats the only thing on you thats stinks, right?

  • @Paulheuer1 Whatever, blowjob lips. At least your lips are semen fresh. Of course, everything would stink to you !!

    Bahahahahahhaa, you just keep losing every battle. I can literally feel your Shame growing bigger than your husband's mangina in your colon.

    You gay piggies are so easy to humiliate. Now, that you have learned your place, go crawl back in whatever closet your mom shoved you in, you utterly fetid cunt.

  • @Soveraine Just admit it, you want me.

  • @Paulheuer1 I will admit your ex wife is a man.

    Should I also admit you're a tranny? Though I never heard from rumour if you're preop or postop. You're so damn ugly, no faggot would bother fucking your stinky face.

    Again, your Blowjob lips talk a fine game there, Blowjob Princess.

    But you're still no match for my vastly superior Intellect.

  • @Paulheuer1 You must be one Giant ass licker, if you spent so much time here discussing about assholes.

    I guess your blowjob lips weren't just made for blowin' ?!!?

    OWNED !! Bahahahahahahahaa

  • @Paulheuer1 Lol, you are SO crying on your husband's lap all night long, after having your fat ugly tranny ass handed to you so ruthlessly.

    Thanks for this Victory. Now misogypigs everywhere have just lost another level of self esteem.

    Soon, you'll all kill yourselves like the useless African trash you be.

  • @Soveraine This paulheuer has a daughter who is married to a crippled soldier who cant satisfy her in bed anymore - her is a miserable white trailer trash piece of shit

  • @Soveraine And little girl, i'm German, AND i can lick my eyebrows

  • @Paulheuer1 That means you're jewish, and have a small head?

    Normal for retardation cases like yourself. Too bad your mom couldn't abort you when she had the chance.

    Damn you, Prooo-Lifffeeeeee!!!!

  • @Soveraine Damn me? Is that what you scream when you climax?

  • @Paulheuer1 I can honestly tell you're a very retarded piece of cow pie. Are all colonial trash that stupid, or were you hit by your parents that much harder?

    I bet you've had more boyfriends than any hooker on any street. You're actually more in love with men, than whores !!

    Congratulations, slag !! Go get yourself a nice penis medal, or whatever you faggots operate in.

  • @Soveraine Cow Pie? Are you being polite or something? Just say pile of shit,or something. You ound like Taylor Swift trying to sound like a Marine Corps Drill Instructer

  • @Paulheuer1 Well you sound like a Cow. At utterly useless one, at that !!

    And since I assume you're fat (Piglet) like the average dimwitty Merry Cohen, or should I say A-Merry-Cow? In the slim case you're not a jewish troll, of course.

    That ammounts you to a Cow Pie. Or would you prefer Cow Pie Blowjob Lips? I bet all the county just lines up on the farm to rape your purty liddle mouth.

    You might be the Best Cow in Alabama, liddle Bitch !! Congrats.

  • @Soveraine Oh, i get it now, your British. Ok, that explains everything. Sexual repression and all.

  • @Paulheuer1 British? As in the same fat pigs that strode the Atlantic to vomit misaborted vermin like yourself unto the New World?

    Fail, bitch. Yet again, you prove your blowjob lips are your only useful feature. I'm East Europe, and White.

    The british are these jewish, subhuman niggers. Few are white, most are retarded either way.

    They might have been one some point a millenia Ago. But they're Atlantic slum, occupied by Mediteranean scum, like yourself, nonetheless.

  • @pafrick0352 In other words, she is an idiot.

  • OH MY GOD. NO ONE CARES.

  • you look like a man. FREAK

  • i beg to differ, women love to kick guys in the nuts i just favorited a video showing a guy going up to women on the street asking to be kicked in the jewels and a lot of women did and got a "kick" out of it

  • @amadonia1 The majority of us don't like our balls to be kicked, don't generalise. Did you know that is you his a woman in the pussy it hurts just as much? You women better be careful because your whole body is fragile. Now chivalry is dead women better behave!!

  • I kicked a woman in the cunt once.....fuck it was funny...she vomited it was so painful.....hahahahahahahaha

  • A Feminist Butch's Perspective on Testicles

  • So I'm watching Bill Burr, who is a stand-up comedian who often talks about the faults of women, female entitlement and the ridiculous double-standards that benefit women only... And right in the middle of these videos that definitely aren't pro-woman, what do I see? A Woman's Perspective On Testicles. hahaha That's priceless. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • you would never understand xD... but seriously so many times i hurt my balls... they are so vulnerable. I guess if you had your ovaries outside of your body you could tell whats so funny about it. lolololo.

  • Your lisssthp is kinda hot. I'd like to have sex with your head.

  • @45andaScythe I love you internet. You make my day with comments such as these.

  • Feminists are dumb as fuck. k bye.

  • @WeeItsNookies Did I miss something... I don't think this woman is claiming to be a femanist. She's just a woman sputing her opinion. Is that femanist now?... I'm not agreeing, or disagreeing, as per your take on femanism; I just think your comment has no context here.

  • You're kinda ugly.... you really are i'm sorry for you.....

  • Balls deep in your face....ugly bitch

  • Hey when I look at this ugly fat bitch mouth, it does look like a chicken's ass. She is mentally challenged also...

  • fuck this bitch is dumb

  • not hot, wouldn't bang.

  • Aw come on everybody - relax. I thought it was funny.

  • Fact - Testicles don't hold sperm, how ignorant can this nasal voiced strumpet get.

  • @Azureecosse what the hell are you talking about? Sperm is made by glands inside the testicles. Where do you think it comes from?

  • @erikalee82 hahahaha you think you know shit and you dont xD "glands" and hes saying they dont HOLD sperm.. which is also wrong.. at the top they are held and matured.. i would use big words but you think they come from glands hahaha

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  • @101jon101 Read this dumbass. "The spermatozoa take over 70 days to develop and are produced solely in the testicles." Look for yourself netdoctor.co.uk

  • @erikalee82 yea but you called them glands you stupid fuck 

  • @101jon101 You are the dumbfuck. They ARE glands! Get a clue! There are glands throught the entire body. In fact, why don't you go suck on some right now!

  • @erikalee82 Okay how about you tell me what the gland is called? tell me about how the spermatozoa gets changed into sperm. VIA testosterone, and then explain to me how the place in which that process occurs is referred to as a gland.

  • @101jon101 Testicular Interstitial Cell: Cells in the interstitial tissue of the testis that are believed to furnish the internal secretion of that gland. found on: medconditionsDOTnet/testicular­-interstitial-cell

  • I liked it. I thought it was going to be some man-hating feminist drivel, but she actually gave her perspective!

  • I want to hurt your friend's vagina.

  • @fakedick Did Santa give you what wanted so badly? A neutering knife, for every man in sight?

  • I'm surprised she's ever seen a pair, who in the world would want to fuck that??

  • Funny vid. Men just think it's funny because it's funny. You can't explain this, but still almost every not overly mature man thinks it's funny. Haha balls.

  • @fakedick Lady, i really could care less what a Man hater like you thinks about me. The fact that you are responded to my comments just shows that you get your kicks comming on Man Bashing sites like these. I feel sorry for you that you have so much hatrid for men

  • @fakedick And just how would you know? You one of these feminists "EXPERTS" on the subject? Oh yeah, i forgot, this is the internet, that makes any moron( like you) sitting in his or her mommies basement an expert. I was there.

  • OOh an alt feminist with a stupid little tattoo saying absurd nonsensical things just merely for the sake of gaining attention. Women doing what they do best. being passive concieted whores just to get attention because they have a week spirit and they need something superior to come into they're lives and put them on a pedestal. We fucking create this world you stupid cunts so that you can spend all our money at malls, and of course that's never good enouph for you. And then you always dump th

  • @shamelessfootfucker e nice undesrtanding ones because you're naturally masochistic. Then when all a guy could care for in a relationship is affection you selfish bitches take offence to it, as usual, because we actually have a soul and we don't need extra materials, we just need you. And then there's all the feminsts who claim that women are more spiritually evolved. If there so spiritually evolved why do they always gravitate towards the top alpha male who will ruthlessly do whatever it takes

  • @shamelessfootfucker to stand out while the modest introverted ones are "creepy", unconciously subscribing to a heirarchical structure. That's not very spiritually evolved. Don't pretend like you're on our level because if you were you'r method of socialising and communicating wouldn't revolve around ass kissing and merely FEELING GOOD. no we men actually respect honosty, and I know that's a little to much for you'r puny little brains to stomach. And you do not have a right to wear low cut short

  • @shamelessfootfucker skirts and then feel harrased when we look at you sexually. It's not our fault that we produce massive loads of testosterone and have been practically chronically masturbating since we were 12 years old. Teasing around is not something you should be playing around with. We don't actually have the fucking privilige of sitting back passively just waiting for affection like you do. So yes we take sex very fucking seriously. BUt hey it's not you're fault, because you're main use

  • @shamelessfootfucker of the right hemisphere limits you to only feel subjectively and always hinders you from from objectively seeing the overall picture.

  • @torka123 nice analogy, that's freaking hilarious :-D

  • What ISN'T funny about hitting a baby bird with a baseball?

  • Your ugly as balls

  • ROSHAMBO!

  • the part of they look like the guy from ninja turtles had me rollin

  • hey at least our genitals don't look like a ham sandwich that's falling apart

  • @Torka123 lmao Too true.

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  • shes ugly but makes up for it by being remotely funny, hell id do her just for being remotely funny and correction, the white-man feels a need to kick another in the balls, and i like to grab my nuts regularly because it makes me feel good, not cos ive got niggerblood in me, thank you

  • Women do hit each-other in the crotch for fun...just last week i witnessed two of my female friends playing a game: One point for each boob, 2 for crotch, 2 for ass. They were laughing the whole time. It was pretty fuckin hilarious.

  • just remember a woman who hits a man in the balls is not a real woman

  • @TrueBlueCanuck All women do it, when they are alone by themselves, it's called "MAN BASHING" THEY ALL DO IT

  • @Paulheuer1 those are not women

  • @TrueBlueCanuck If you walk in on ANY group of women and they ALL are trash talkin their men. It's in to disrespect men, just watch Dr.Phill, or Oprah, it's all about man hating.

  • @Paulheuer1 ok you got a point

  • @TrueBlueCanuck I hate being right on this.

  • @Paulheuer1 yeah right,i bet you love being right

  • @TrueBlueCanuck No, i don't.

  • @Paulheuer1 ok fine,you don't

  • Why do we want to show them to people all the time? When you carry around something so fantastic you want to show it off. You have handbags, shoes etc. We have our balls. It's all we need.

  • So when was the woman going to come on and give her perspective?

  • @mixmastermeeks You women would never hurt our balls? You marry us, then spend the rest of your life with us busting them

  • @Paulheuer1 I agree and appreciate the sentiment.....but I have a pair myself so I am not relaly sure why you addressed me as "you women".

  • @mixmastermeeks Sorry, my bad, i clicked on the wrong response

  • @Paulheuer1 Women don't just marry men; it's kind of a joint decision. You choose to marry each other. If you pick the wrong woman to be with that's hardly anyone else's fault.

  • @kirikakirikakirika Wow, i guess someone here has no sense of humor. Calm down, stop taking things so serously

  • im a ballchinian so unless you can kick 6ft in the air im as safe as a christian living in iran

  • is she talking about male testicles or female testicles? coz iv been with a few females with testicles

  • Didn't even listen I know you girls wan't them in your mouth that's it ;)!

  • To all of you guys getting defensive and complaining about her making fun of the penis. Do you realise she also does one about the vagina? Kind of hard for her to be sexist when she crudely makes fun of both.

  • Is that really a Woman?

  • I'm a guy and I've never been hit by a male friend in the balls. Neither would I hit someone in the balls, under virtually any circumstance. The only case in which I think ball-violence is (maybe) justified, is when dealing with some kind of sex offender or pervert.

  • I don't know where she got the idea that guys ball-kick each other all the time. Ball safety is fucking serious business.

  • @Herosoyyo2 Not in Jack Ass or throughout the Internet...

  • Hipster. 

  • i'll give her a perspective of my testicles

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    Response: There's a thing called youtube bitch...might wanna look it up here while you're at it...

  • this women does seem very sexists, when she insults mens sexual parts...hmm... im so glad i can give her a thumbs down and tell everyone i know not to watch her vids :) Oh yes i have testicles and there awsome..-_0

  • @crazyknight2008 Holy shit, she's a comedian. Get a sense of humour; she's funny. She isn't sexist even slightly. Why are you being so defensive? Male comedians make fun of women's sexual parts all the time and we just laugh. -_-