Guy at UPS smokes crack and burns the woman's package

[flmbyz]

Willie the Supervisor had me pissin' myself laughin!! "Yeah, this is Willie, what you want, what's the problem?"

[lu4u21]

The best

[mattgoodnuts]

well it is Saturday

[Lassannn]

"You know you got somebody in the mail room smokin crack?"

"Well, it's Saturday."

[kenny6g6]

dont be talkin trash

[GodAwfulPuppetShow]

We get to drink on Saturday. What a job!

[2muchfoya]

classic. 

[Shadows606]

WTF hahhahahaahhahhaha classic as fuck..

[PhoneyCalls]

It's Saturday we get to drank !

[2muchfoya]

This will forever have me rofl.

[ftroopify]

That was classic! "dont be a flatliner"!!!

[amperro]

How do they do this? Did they just pick some woman at random, put a fake delivery notice in her mailbox, and wait for her to call them? And what was this woman's reaction upon finding that she was the butt of a joke?

[jtahlgrim]

@amperro From what I recall, the guy bought out a bunch of numbers that were a digit or two off from real companies and had them all routed to one line, so the people who thought they were talking to the UPS or whoever were talking to him and his multiple characters.

[amperro]

@jtahlgrim Cool. I just wonder how they knew this woman ordered a diamond watch. Maybe the Crank Yankers "sent" her a "free" one but that seems unlikely. I'd be suspicious of a diamond watch I never ordered. I also wonder if this woman realized afterward that she was being "Crank Yanked".

[Eyedunno]

@amperro

They knew she ordered a diamond watch because she told them at 0:34.

She called UPS to track the package, but she dialed the number wrong and got the Touchtone Terrorists instead.

[amperro]

@Eyedunno I just wonder what her reaction was upon finding out this was all a big joke.

[amperro]

@Eyedunno I realize that they never said anything to her about a diamond watch. It's clear they new nothing about her package. I just want to know how they made sure that she dialed the "wrong" number. Did they tamper with the certified letter to ensure she would call them?

[Eyedunno]

@amperro

No, "they" (actually just one guy with a voice modulator) had several 1-800 numbers one digit off from UPS's. Jesus, can't people Google stuff?

[amperro]

@Eyedunno because that would be a federal crime

[amperro]

@Eyedunno because that would be a federal crime

[HoesDREWlOvaMe]

wow , funny though

[leerey14]

man what about the jive turkey one. come on upload that shit its fucking hilarious.

[cootwhite]

Federal Express? Guess you didn't see the HUGE UPS logo on the screen the whole time!!!

[threadysparrow]

this is why niggers shouldnt be allowed to have nice things. because they send a diamond watch through federal express.

[clutchmc22]

stupid nigger

[Juggalo972]

lol DONT BE TALKIN TRASH! DONT BE TALKIN TRASH!

I AINT GOTTA BE BNFKEJ;AKFJSD;BFJA;BSFJAKSF;KL­AJSFKJASD;ASFJK!

DONT BE TALKIN TRASH!

Lmao I laughed my ass off when I first saw this on Crank Yankers!

[AndySabola11]

Don't be a FLATLIGHT?!!?!!

[MrB31987]

"All i'm saying is calm your ass down !"- Willie LoL

[zambimaru]

"Yea, hold on, man. Don't be a flatliner."

"What you mean "don't be a flatliner"?" LOL

[Shadows606]

8 people were talking trash..

[dropjawbertone]

LOL the "Customer Service Manager" guy says that one of his employees set the packages on FIRE (a felony) and then calmly says he'll transfer her to him to ask him if he burned her package! LOLOL! So I guess people don't get fired or sent to jail for doing those types of things on Crank Yankers hahaha.

[MrMoodyHyadd]

"Hey, chill out & have a quaalude " HAHA

[farerse]

lemme speak to da supervazah

[msullivan85]

come on! its saturday

[ChomskyMcDougal]

Blade deserves a promotion!

[rybaby626]

Funny as hell

[Shadows606]

lmao @ "He'll tell you if he set it on fire"

[Shadows606]

7 people were being Flatliners

[Shadows606]

Fucking EPIC!!

[mszsu]

CAWMONE ITS SATURDAY

[Solracwins]

How Did They Do this?....This was An "incoming" call?

[jamesfx2]

@Solracwins They bought a bunch of phone numbers close to the numbers of major companies. Often they don't know which company they're calling for. These people misdialled basically - that's why they don't suspect anything.

[beamah328is]

Don't be talking trash. I'm the supervisor. I don't need to hear no trash from you.

[Saturn554]

THE BEST CALL EVER!!!!

[Saturn554]

THIS WAS THE BEST CALL EVER!!!

[RoninFreakyStops]

LOL Yeah... OK. 1. NO BODY works at UPS on Saturday EXCEPT security, and some managers. 2. UPS isn't a "warehouse" it's a HUB and it's F**KING HUGE (f**k a warehouse). 3. It's obvious somebody had a BAD BAD experience w/ UPS in order to go all this way. 4. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AT UPS. Funny tho. Funny. :)

[TheSyncopator]

@RoninFreakyStops Lol we do work on saturday.  Normally next day air mail and some pickups.

[Drummydrum]

@RoninFreakyStops This is crank yankers dude.

[grandmasterreggaex]

@RoninFreakyStops Someone works at UPS.....

[DJLunasf]

LMAO, it's Saturday!

[starcrafter13terran]

8 people need to take a chill pill.

[danomaha420118]

DONT BE TALKIN TRASH DONT BE TALKIN TRASH DONT BE TALKIN TRASH DONT BE TALKIN TRASH DONT BE TALKIN TRASH AAHAHAHAHA

[danomaha420118]

WHO DIS MUH FUCKAH HERE LISTEN TO EM BABY

[jsteffey88]

Does anybody know what episode name and number this is 'cause this is funny as hell.

[DLo1181]

Come on its Saturday!

[Xineohp37]

Damn you hear her in the beginning? Sounds like she's scared to death to be making a phone call! f'n trembling!...

'Blade' in the mailroom; ..."All right hold on duuuuuude"... lol

[tiaraOFthornz]

are you talkin' through a speakerphone or are you smokin'?  love it

[OneMillionSuns]

She don't want to hear no "Jap"



[daskorpian]

lmmaooooooooooooo!

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

don't be a flatliner man. haha

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

haha this guy is awesome, i think they were called the touch tone terrorists. he used to be on howard stern show. he used to talk so much shit to black people. lmfao

[PoisonInc]

"Chill out and have a quaalude."

[tamsinn]

Humor at it's BEST! Ghetto Fabulousness!

[zz99xx6vv33]

8 people are flatliners

[zebbev]

It's Saturday..loloololololololo

[Neyowolf]

HILARIOUS OMG

[TomiTom1234]

LOOOOOOL the voices are priceless

[reticheyoung]

Hysterical ! ! I know this is a show but...in this day and age I could see this really happening!

[pipari44]

cause diamond watches burn like toilet paper..

[Constellashun]

@pipari44 cause diamond watches dont have other material on them that can burn like toilet paper.

[DJDStebb716]

This is obviously isn't real.

[Legacii]

@DJDStebb716 thanks tips

[winstanleyhunter87]

he set em on fyer? haha

[DrOrphious79]

hahahaha, i would love to see them freakin out

[llTheKidGotSwaggll]

is this real

[MacedonianHitMan5]

"its saturday" hahaha

[1sadface]

ahhhhhhhhhh ive been looking for this forever i remember this !!!!

[DigitalTheft]

4 people got their packages set on fire! XD

[hornplayerchris]

Didn't they use this on Crank Yankers?

[budzin303]

@hornplayerchris yep they did

[16erdfour0netwo]

4 people need to chill out and have a quaalude!

[italiancherrywine]

LOL

[monkeyboy4746]

The Hope Diamond of comedy!

[YellowBoy21]

"Calm yo' ass down!" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GENODAG]

Hello?

Where The Who?

Is This Ups?

This Aint UPS?

Chill out nothin! Put the damn manager or supervisor on the fuccin phone!

[GENODAG]

Blade in the mail room!

[mernasays]

"Cmon its saturday" bahaha

[Symbolc0729]

4 people who watched this video smoke crack and drink on the job...I only drink on the job so i gave this 2 thumbs up.

[reverb478]

classic... this is the funniest shit ever!

[kingpin41587]

dont be a flat light!? OH BABY TALK TO HIM! AHAHAHAAHHAAH

[eric5906]

Swear to god, when Howard Stern played this on his show a few years ago, I almost crashed my car I was laughing so gaddamn hard. "He smokes crack, he drinks his booze...he's way out there."

[JHawkzZ]

Yo this call is by the TOUCH-TONE TERRORISTS.

[topherrobin]

@JHawkzZ Yep, got their cd's and this is one of the top pranks in my book

[Brownsuka1]

love dis shit!

good stuff

[Brownsuka1]

love dis shit!

good stuff

[gajda1984]

4 people are flatliners!

[Monchi2006]

how is it that the wrong number dialed specifically the prankers?

[JMSBNY1980]

@Monchi2006 i think they were working with UPS, taking calls for them, and after the prank call they call the person back to tell them it was just a joke.

[88acres]

@Monchi2006 the creator of the touch tone terrorists bought 1-800 numbers that were similar to companies like UPS and people dial those numbers thinking they dialed UPS and he created like 4 or 5 or more different voices to basically fuck with these civilians, I believe his name is pete zhogi...I may be wrong..i think it is his name though...there was apparently a big lawsuit over what he was doing but they allegedly couldn't do much about it.

[EIPtuningR32]

"yall get to drink?" "yeah, its Saturday." click. lol

[CamaroSS2236]

2 people were talkin trash

[GodsReligionChannel]

LMAO!

[TheRisingFury]

While this is intended as a parody, the sad truth is, it's not far from actual reality. America is stuck on stupid and it's economy is stuck in an irreversible free-fall. Thanks to liberalism, America is now a stinking cesspool of incompetent failtards whose flag will soon be obsolete and used to polish the boots of their new conquerers.

[grasscat1977]

@TheRisingFury come a dude don't be a flatliner.

[TheRisingFury]

@grasscat1977 - hahaha

[doughbafett]

This must be recorded directly from Crank Yankers. There are some excerpts from the original call that are missing. Still an all-time classic though even in its edited format.

[topherrobin]

@doughbafett CrankYankers made an episode out of the TouchTone Terrorists prank

[lochoa65]

thank you for telling me about the website. I work for FedEx please contact me

[GusGunsen]

lool

[kd4adv]

LMAO!! :)

[cranedave]

how do these people think they called ups??

[tritipRedding]

@cranedave The guy who does the voices orders 800 numbers that are one number different from UPS or FedX. People dial the wrong number and think they are actually talking to Customer Service

[imantrek]

funny....

I Said Dis Willie What Da Problem is.....

classic...

[shamy399]

love this she has no idea

[harryfromwork]

Don't be a flatliner....LMAO....

[migkillertwo]

weird, this is EXACTLY what happened to me last time I shipped something with UPS

[MegaAvenger2010]

@migkillertwo its good,when i worked for them,i kicked all packges,plus i would urinate and defecate in a ups bag in the van

[NicholasMcClintock]

Fuck. we got a flatliner disliking this

[Ofbitterflowers]

Don't be a flatliner!

[Thaic0n2]

DON'T BE TALKIN TRASH DON'T BE TALKIN TRASH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Fritheby]

HAHAHA!

[pizzapimp215]

its saturday we can drink boo's in here if we wanna

[iceseekers]

@pizzapimp215 booze* =D

[xXJonathan3209Xx]

WTF LOL

[MrLukeWorm]

Blade & Junkyard Willie are the best! Also worth checking out are: Longmont Potion Castle, Candlertower, and of course The Jerky Boys!

[iceseekers]

How did these guys get the people to call the wrong number, trying to call a ups company, and end up calling their home phones? i dont get it, did they change a number in the yellow pages or something?

[kennydoogs]

@iceseekers ....they rent out a 1800 number that's one number away from the customer service of a company(in this case UPS)

[iceseekers]

@kennydoogs oh okay, thx

[harryfromwork]

@iceseekers They bought phone numbers one digit off of real numbers. People who misdial become marks.

[OnThatPowder]

hahahhahaaah Fuck UPS! always postal service in this bitch! USPS!

[EFG4595]

This is stupid but funny as hell...lmao

[scHwooGie888]

LOL @ the dumb niggers on the phone who actually believe this shit

[heartlake09]

Thank you so much for this posting. Made my morning much better.

[70srock1]

i work at this wonderful place, this call is prolly what real ones sound like.lol

[metalisbetter1o00]

What can brown do for you?

[reverb478]

This is the funniest prank call I've ever heard! Mega props!

[reverb478]

i love this!

[LittleBrittle360]

this one was so funny with the puppets.

[Burnsticibuds]

Don't be a flatliner!

[hutch2818]

@Burnsticibuds What ya mean don't be a flatliner!

[Burnsticibuds]

@hutch2818 at 2.24 and 2.50, what Blade says to them is Funny.

[mybnz190]

Dont be talkin trash dont be talkin trash i dont need to hear no trash from you....haaaaaaa

[CamaroSS2236]

@mybnz190 Classic!!!

[mybnz190]

i love it

[darkemoghost]

hahaha, the Touchtone Terrorists have struck again!

[futrgov]

Don't talking trash, I work around here, I don't need to hear no trash from nobody! HaHaHa, I cannot stop laughing everytime I hear this one.

[soulreaver91]

"Come on, it's Saturday."

[hutch2818]

@soulreaver91 Whatya mean, c'mon.

[gajda1984]

@soulreaver91 "He drunk, that's all!"

[roseanna723]

I love the touch tone terrrorists

[andylymbo]

Man you guys posted my thoughts exactly. This shit is toooooo funny.

[NoSlow78]

My favorite too.

[hutch2818]

Definitely my all time favorite call on that show. Do ya have the video by any chance?

[herbdarrah]

@hutch2818 been looking for a minute  video was hilarious