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  • I'm 13 and this...... if freaking funny mofos!

  • Is he thoroughly drunk or high? So god damn hilarious!

  • You ain't too cute to laugh, you've had yo bootie hole licked. Somebody stuck their tongue in the crack of your fuckin ass! Lol!

  • I bet you nobody in the audience was prepared for that... ^^

  • till i burp!!! lol

  • Why does everybody say the audience sucks?! Everybody's laughing!!

  • ellen degeneres checks on you from time to time

    /watch?v=OKI28UD2M9c&feature=r­elated

    so does her brother, mister bill. oh nooooo

  • Man this is my favorite stand up dvd! Never get tired of it. Even listen to the audio cd while I'm at work. lol

  • anyone know were to get the full stand up in a torrent or direct download?

  • 0:08 "you got to check the pussy EHH" LMAO

  • any random porn movie is funnier than this. at least it has boobs in it.

  • TRACY Is #1

  • 111 people saw a nuclear mushroom

    

  • Dude...thats disgusting. lol

  • Is Derek exempt?

  • Has any1 seen him HOST SNL?....definately 1 of the best episodes i've ever seen...and i've seen alot...

  • What a scumbag. There is nothing funny about this. This guy is a piece of shit. He was hands down the worst character on SNL history. He isn't funny on 30 rock. The show would be much better without him. Why is he even on TV? He's nauseating. He has one trick for standup; being fucking disgusting. He has one trick for TV; playing a big black manchild. Goddammit people are fucking stupid.

  • @rmed30 You're full of shit with this comment...I don't know what video you're seeing but he clearly has this crowd in the palm of his hands. They're dying laughing at his graphic material even though they seem a bit uptight.

    I'm not even trying to be insulting but it's the truth that you obviously don't know good stand up when you see it. To people like me who do, this is clearly one of the best out there...His vocal inflections, timing, etc...

  • @LJPpro : The people seem uptight because he isn't funny! They're mostly stupid white assholes laughing to be polite. They are laughing because he seems like he should be funny BUT HE ISN'T. Why are people laughing when he said "I'm straight boger sugar." What does that even mean. Far as I know boger sugar is a synonym for cocaine. "I'll fuck an elephant" "Do you ever chew gum when you masturbate?" Mike Epps, Katt Williams, Louie CK, Kevin Hart, Carlin all funny....this guy sucks period.

  • @rmed30 Amen. I would say this guy is a joke but I usually think of jokes as funny...

  • @jbsmith89 suck a dick. TRACY IS THA REALEST

  • @jbsmith89 fucking juggalos suck ass

  • @rmed30 If you don't think this stand up performance is funny then you don't understand humor, period, end of story.

    Also, I suspect you might be gay and were offended by the whole mess he went through recently and so you can't look at him objectively but instead just want to be a hater. Good luck in life being a douche.

  • @LJPpro Fuckin crazy Tracy is funny as hell I don't know what this cat is talkin about. Funny as shit.Katt Williams don't have shit on tray either & Kevin Hart is more of a of beat geek than funny. Mike Epps has him but that's it out of that list. I would rank Tracy 2nd behind Mike Epps.But yeah Med30 is most likely gay.

  • @LJPpro RIGHT!!!!

  • @LJPpro dude i didnt like it either. i understand humor. i make the assumption that gay people understand humor too. you write as if you are 11 years old.

  • @grumpy723 wow...you have no idea what you're talking about...and I don't remember asking you to butt in the conversation either.

  • @LJPpro yeah keep talking about butt you butt lover. go back to the gathering douche.

  • @eggytoast WOW!!!

    ...I said butt in the conversation and you turned that into meaning that I was talking about butt, as in someone's ass!!!!! You're a comedic genius!!!!! Why are you here on the internet when you should be writing comedy for the major networks???? Go now! They're waiting for you with you're 'butt' joke!!!!

  • @LJPpro why does every comment you write talk about butt then? because you like the butt.

  • @grumpy723 great milenko sucks ass

  • 5:31 LMAO ...

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  • LOL DIS DEFINITELY NOT A STANDUP YOU CAN WATCH WIT YA KIDS AND OLDER FOLK .

  • @lk90jn65 Took me a while to process what you were trying to say, then it occured to me that you don't know what stand-up actually is. Keep up the reading and writing anyway, you are doing well.

  • @fancythathat lol i see why it took your slow ass to process what i was trying to say. I DID NOT SAY I DISLIKED THE STAND UP I JUST STATED IT WAS VERY RAW AND EXPLICIT. Stop trying to sound smart and stick to your day job of being a complete retard.Respond if you like but i wont be responding back because i cant understand retardness. SO KEEP READING AND WRITING ANYWAY, YOUR DOING WELL. lol

  • women love they ass fingered

  • @lk90jn65 116 people accidently did tho lol

  • @lk90jn65 lmao yea realized that in the first 3 sec " YOU REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN MOTHA FUCKA GET CRABS!"

  • LMAO @ 3:36 Michael McDonald he hit it nice HAHA

  • "Is Derrick exempt"

  • "dirty black dress sock" "crumbs and cat hair"

  • my favorite dvd! 

  • this crowd is soooooooooooo dead

  • How u gonna bring ur wife or girl to ANY stand up, theyre all the same

  • "I beat my dick to that orangatang ass" "I beat off"

  • Man I'm not sure I wanna go to that dinner theatre... I'm over here tryna eat my chicken and he's up there talkin' about partyin' with Babar? Hell no.

  • I think the song was by the Doobie Brothers called She had a place in his life

  • @Rayormy go to oprha fag.

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  • @Warpsignature Why did you call me a fag? Someone asked the name of the song and I looked it up so they could have an answer you Douche. I'm not even a guy so at least use the right name for if I were gay like Dyke or Lesbian. DA

  • @Rayormy it is the doobie brothers but its called what a fool believes. i was looking all over for it. but thanx for the tip off!

  • funny as hell

  • whats the song he is singing at 5:30?

  • damn hes dirty

  • again..Dave Chappelle > This clown, and the other clown named Katt Williams..

  • I have to say he's pretty funny when it comes to stand up. But in movies and tv shows, Tracy Morgan is awfully unfunny...

  • @Cshizzle94 Wrong. 

  • @LJPpro O.K. name one damn movie he's been in that he didn't play the same annoying ass character in.

  • @Cshizzle94 I'm not familiar with him in movies and I admit he's probably typecast but I think he was funny as hell on SNL. I don't watch 30 rock but I've heard he's good in that too.

  • @LJPpro I wasn't counting SNL, but yea, he was pretty good.

  • @LJPpro : Yea this guy sucks on SNL. Almost everybody on that show who made it big had an arsenal of signature characters. THis asshole didn't have any. When the ex cast members come back to host they usually reprise some of their characters for nostalgia. When this bum hosted he bombed and he didn't even have one memorable character. When exactly was he "funny as hell" on SNL? Name one sketch or one line that you remember....yea that's what i thought.

  • @rmed30 You obviously have some bias against Tracy Morgan for some reason so I guess I'm wasting my time but...

    I admit he was a bit out of his element on SNL not being able to be too graphic for tv, etc. but to say he didn't have signature characters isn't true. Two off the top of my head are Brain Fellows and the homeless guy living in the sewer. Also, he had tons of funny moments without signature characters.

  • @ZBeat21 y do ppl write these?? the shit does NOTHING!!

  • He busted in Michael McDonald!!! WOW!! He's somethin else!

  • i fucked da shit out a of one of dem aragnagtagns

  • When he starts singing Michael McDonald I died!!!!

  • Tracy Morgan reminds me of Kool Keith

  • What year is this from

  • 102 People like the fake Tracy Morgan!!!

  • he looks like busta rhymes

  • Really sad what has become of him. He is not the same person anymore at all.

  • Check out my channel.

    Quick One-Liner from the Ice House in Pasadena in response to Tracy Morgan's Anti-Gay rant. and what I said was a lot funnier and after a funny 8 minutes leading into it. Something Tracy doesn't get. Don't state personal homophobic ignorant beliefs for five minutes (*media causes gay, bullying doesn't exist, etc) if you're not doing well on stage.

    Hope ya check it out! Click my name. there's the vid on my new youtube channel.

  • lol the shocker is my university's hand sign!

  • 2:55 I wish my father would let me go to a tracy morgan show. What a lucky bastard.

  • I think the Media is just trying to come down on the Black man,,,,THIS PC SHIT IS STARTING TO PIss Me OFF!! He can make fun of anyone he wants.

  • Let me save you some valuable time. Click here: 7:26 .

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  • Fuch yaw punk ass bitches. Dis brethren is funny! I'm spittin all over my pussy!

  • So Tracey Morgan says he himself could be gay?

    He says people choose to be gay or not.

    So he could've been gay, but he DECIDED not to go after men.

    He could have been sexually aroused by a man, but he DECIDED he wouldn't swing that way.

    .

  • Must he curse so much to deliver his comedy? I'm no saint but geez he sounds like a straight coon in this smh...

  • too much cursing for just a few laughs.

    john pinette owns this dude

  • nuclear mushroom ahahahaha

  • This guy is a joker, if he stole it from Murphy than that's a weak move. But that gay joke was funny to me people r too serious

  • my booty WILL remain virgin, the other side whatevrs LOL

  • @kittenlove1987 really no anal sex for you lol all bcuz of tracy morgans routine cmon give it up lmao

  • the majority of your audience is white, i guess that's y this sort of comedy is great 4them. they love fucking faeces or should i say biting the pillow. its amazing how black people nowadays are so willing to please white supremacists in the name of comedy. i bet yo wife is a caucasanoid and u just love diving in da mud tracy morgan just so u can be like them. wow, comedy indeed. but not in my african community.

  • tracy steals from eddie murphy

  • 0:14 - Wiggaz

  • @FunnyZebraGuy

    Thats cause your a fucking pole smoker

  • I don't like what he said about gay people but i have to admit when he doesn't go to far he is really funny

  • @FunnyZebraGuy TAKE A JOKE QUIT BEING A LITTLE PUSSY! THE CRAZY FUNNY TRACY MORGAN WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN BECAUSE HE"LL BE AFRAID SOME IDIOT GETS OFFENDED.

  • @TheGrego011 When he said it he didnt want it to be a joke i dont give a fuck if he said they were jokes or not he said what he really felt about gay people! its ok to think something but its not always the right thing to say it out loude especially if your in the public eye like he is! and i never said he wasnt funny i actually said he was very funny when he isnt going to far which he did you cant just go arouned saying everything you think of people!

  • @TheGrego011 I mean we all agree that making racist comments is wrong especially when people of that race are around to hear it. When he said what he said it was like if i said i would stab my son to death if he was black. all he did was descriminat against people and i never said a damn thing wrong about him i am a fan of his and love his work so maybe you should stop being such a little bitch and calling people pussys for saying they dont agree with what someone says

  • Good gawd! Is this guy serious? He ripped off Eddie Murphys' routine. I know that Delirious is over 25 years old but still. What's worse is he doesn't even deliver it well. He sounds like he can't remember his lines.

    It would be one thing if he ripped off some no-name comedian but this routine by Murphy was famous. Only to have it destroyed by this bufoon.

  • @minermike61 do you mean when Eddie said "stick ya dick in and explode!?" Tracy said "mushroom cloud" I'ts not exactly Eddie's whole routine!

  • Ok the elephant pussy shit was abit much. Eww Tracy, ewww

  • Yeah the Gays really messed up the rainbow for me!

    When I was child and I saw a rainbow, it was a thing of beauty and there was that slight chance there just might be that pot of gold at the end of it.

    But now when I see a Rainbow, All I see is a couple of leprechauns humping each other! It aint right…

  • Smh a comedian is like a rapper ... they not supposed 2 be takin seriously but they still do

  • Morgan is a fucking Rasist and a pease of shit! If your son does come out I hope he kills you first!!!

  • @jtalada You can't even spell "racist" correctly. You dumb nigger.

  • @CoolerKing37 You're not worth the chair you're sitting on.

  • @Young1Bloodz Why don't you tell that to the guy who was hoping his son dies...

  • @CoolerKing37 No need to call him a nigger tho. Yeah hes probably illiterate but that was uncalled for man

  • Tracy Morgan is shit

  • @jamesbx FUCK YOU

  • looks high as shit

  • This niggaz a fukin minstrul clown.Eatin elaphant pussies,come on now.Thats that craka shit....

  • @Mobbin4theArt u actually think he is serious?

  • @the1nonlyjroc You Think Bozo Was Foreal,No But When They told His Ass To Roll Around On A Tricycle & Juggle Balls At The Same Time His Ass Went Out Their And Did It.A Damn Clown Is A Clown,Shit Is Just Silly To Me Nowadays.I Tried To Watch This Lil House Niggro But I Just Couldnt Do It.Sorry...Peace

  • Fuck you Tracy Morgan

  • Wow, this sucks balls.

  • I BEAT AWLF!

  • What if a white man went up there and said "N****, N****, N****, N****, N****, N****!" Aww come on guys, it was a joke! If you can take a whipping like Kunta Kinte, you can take a joke!It would be all over the news, Sharpton would be blabbing off at the mouth, and it would be a national issue.Oh but if a gay kid gets bullied at school, meh well suck it up who cares because you're gay.

  • @thework4444 Shut up, faggot. And quit reposting the same comment on every video.

  • @CoolerKing37 ? Make me puss. Are you one of those spineless soft wuss motherfuckers that just cannot feel like a man unless they hate on gays? Get a life and your own personality you piece of common trash. I know I know- all people (according to dorks dweebs and basically anyone bitter with life) should have the exact same sexuality. Go turn into a bat. Tough on the net are we puss? In the street i would turn you into a SPLAT

  • @thework4444 I don't hate gays. I hate self-righteous douches who complain about language. Even Harvey Milk would be annoyed by your faggotry.

  • @CoolerKing37 That’s like saying MLK would have no problem with a comic who said slit the throats of n****er children. You bitch about the PC police only when it’s convenient for YOU puss. So let me get this right, you are offended that I am offended? Are you the anti-PC police? Get a fuckin life dude, stop looking up to assholes. You are lost FAGGOT.

  • @thework4444 You seem to enjoy the double standard when it's beneficial for yourself, huh? Hypocrite.

  • is he funny?

  • @TheBabymelo I like to count how long it takes for a Black Comedian to talk about Black or White people

  • He's revealed how pathetic he is. And the audience no different.

  • What a hater.

  • Great pity that in 2011 Blacks are still doing black-face. So much for the legacy of Rosa Parks.

  • What an ignorant pig. Go to hell Tracy!

  • This crowd is so LAME!! I woulda been standing up clappin and cryin from laughing so hard! TM is the man!

  • what language does he speak? gheto?

    Cause thats no English

  • fuck up yo hip... lol

  • lmao omg he is too ignorant. i love it.

  • lmao i love when he sings micheal mcdonald what a fool believes @ 5:35

  • what was this stand up actually called

  • omg.......f

  • "now why my wife ass don't spread like mustard"

  • had me BUSTIN up at 5:36-5:43. Tracy is a straight up GOON

  • He's too RAW for that crowd..Basically they're not MATURE enough.

  • @6angelo9

    or maybe they're too mature and have a stick up their ass.

  • LOL....Tracey is so fukkn nasty!!!

  • LOL! The specifics are what make this so funny... the cats name "Snowball"...smoking "Marlboro Lights".... THX for the ^load

  • he is 2real!

  • elephant pussy? so ackward

  • elephant pussy? so ackward

  • When do the jokes start?

  • hm.. hes gross

  • this nigguh is raw. lmfao!!!

  • "Two in the pink one in the stink"

  • mmm eat pussy till i burp...heard that from another comic before

  • What is this man talking about? He lost me after the flashlight search thing.

  • He's like today's Dolamite.

  • oh my...this is a lil disgusting lol

  • Anybody Hear That Laugh At The End Lol

  • 2:53 that 12 year old kid?

  • This dudes really nutts, he really acts like this n real life lol, hes descusting i cant stop laughing thou,

  • This dudes really nutts, he really acts like this n real life lol, hes descusting i cant stop laughing thou

  • this dudes really nutts he really acts like this n real life lol

  • love to see so many white people in the audience. they're all propably uncomfortable as fuck

  • hes not that funny.

  • @suppahiiro smoke a blunt hes funny as fuck hahah

  • @suppahiiro fuck you you dumb troll

  • haha this is the greatest stand up i've ever seen!!! if you don't think this is funny, go knit a fucking sweater

  • Funny as hell.

  • "Somebody stuck they tongue in the crack of your FUCKING ASS!"

  • I actually thought this guy was funny a long time ago. He's anything but.

  • @ruinerfixxxer I agree. He sounds like a retired porn star attempting comedy.

  • awful!

  • =)))

  • that mans the best traditional old tracio

  • Best stand up and the most vulgar shit of alltime!!! hahahahaha And I love how he's beltin' out What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers!!!

  • Best stand up and the most vulgar shit of alltime!!! hahahahaha

  • I swell that pussy up, hurangutang pussy!!! Lol

  • he's not the best stand up but he made me laugh, i think he's great in 30 rock, i'm from jersey which is in the Channel Islands and i think i'm the only viewer from jersey!

  • Hahahaha still recovering... hahaha

  • Why my wife ass don't spread like mustard???LOL

  • Didn't laugh once. Not funny. Juvenile and no imagination. I wondered what all the fuss was swirling around about him. Not funny on 30 Rock now obviously not funny in stand up. He's over rated.

  • @hillvb4 It is your opinion that it is not funny. I find it to be hilarious, and I'm sure many other people do, hence why he is so successful. Don't speak as if your opinion is fact, its not. It's only your view and is no more important or enlightened than anyone else.

  • This man is a genius.

  • Lol (tears) lol lol

  • Lol (tears) lol wow I love him! Always have and will...!

  • FUCK UP YO HIP :D

  • greatest thing about this whole performance, even though the crowd is being stuck up as hell! He still brings it the whole show! I bet other comedians would probably start to hold back! This was great!