Idiot guard

[emka509]

Maybe...MAYBE hes just necrophilic o_O

[doomguard37]

HAHAHAHAHA

[squeaiker]

That Guard Captain has a VERY dark sense of humor 0_o

[andybirger]

@GryffinShadow then stop begging form thumbs up. and dont come whining ''im not asking form thumbs up i just say that I never get thumbs up'' why would you say that? just so people think ''ill give a thumbs up so that guy is lieing''

[andybirger]

@GryffinShadow and they're not gonna get one now

[DysfunctionalTurnip]

"What is it, citizen?"

-facepalm-

[releasethetiger]

They have ceased to be, they are no more. They have expired and gone to meet their maker.

Thumbs up if you know where those lines came from :)

[WARIORHEART]

@releasethetiger Monty Python? :)

[releasethetiger]

@WARIORHEART Yes :)

[gamingshop1]

Haha

[XxArhusxX]

lol

[mrstickman4444]

-sobs-

"there not dead ..."

"there just sleeping"

[pwner347]

It was rough for Amantius after the oblivion gates sprung up everywhere

[Bloodycole]

@werewolfbeast566 Thats why god created masturbating.

[juxmook]

@Bloodycole Yeah but I think that public masturbation is frowned upon...XD

[DarkFarie111]

lol i had a moment like this. i killed a dude in the street and for like 30 in game months all the guards who walked by were total idiots. "sir are you alright, my god this mans dead" XD never gets old

[Rexwar31]

Wat my account? Mines open....unless you mean the owner of the video

[ARSA525]

"What is it citizen!"

Citizen: "I am starting to feel unsafe, because of your incompetence!"

[werewolfbeast21]

Citizen: All right it was me, JUST STOP FIGHTING!!!

[werewolfbeast21]

Guard Captain: What is it citizen? Citizen: That guard is...dead Guard Captain: Dead? no, he can't die unless...YOU KILLED HIM!! Citizen:WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! Guard Captain: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW. CITIZEN: HOW DO I KNOU YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM!!! Guard Captain: You..you're right! I what if i did kill him! (Jakben, earl of Imbel walks by) Gaurd Captain: You there, Stop!! Jakben Imbel: Who, me? Guard Captain: For murder. Jakben Imbel: What proof do you have

[Rexwar31]

@werewolfbeast21 oh dear...you went everywhere with that one....that was seriously just all over the place

[Anonymous738]

I love the totally ignored scene of destruction with smoke and deadbodies in the background.

[tanjoel99]

wtf is going with tat retart is his eyes ok yor what is he blind

[giggitygoogus]

He's pining for the fields.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Imperial legion soldier: by the nine divides, what happened here?! why arent you doing anything?? legion captain: oh, stop it soldier, hes just taking a rest. Imperial legion soldier: Captain.. ill have to take your skooma. legion captain: ..... STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! give me back my skooma, or serve your sentence.

[twilightwolf25398]

idiot doesnt even no hes dead! wut a retard i oughta kill him next time i play oblivion,but,ill wear the gray cowl so ill stil be all holy and that crap

[N7Crazy]

You have my ears citizen... And I want them back!

[wallywag16]

"You're awfully quiet today, Mark."

[mirocu100]

ehm... can someone get him some glasses?

[UndiscoveredVirus]

this is just sad LMAAAO!!

[foojuice101]

Wow Captain. You're a smart one, aren't ye? 

[beardigady]

its funny that he is the captain, and the gaurd is dead.

[Draca851]

what makes npcs so stupid is the console command thing... like on that one quest in the fighters guild when you interrogate the argonian from blackwood and before he kills himself, you use removeallitems on him and then you kill him. the dark elf still says, damn killed himself

[Diggler397]

Lay off duh skooma

[maniacnick90]

thier was smoke in the back ground

[11DBHK]

looks like happy hour started a little early today, eh captain?

[hatad321]

not dead if he spoke to him, his fatigue must of gone to 0

[italianboy555100]

guess he took to much skooma so now he is so stupid he cant tell the diffrence between alive and dead

[Axelboi11]

funny thing happened to me: on that mission for the dark brother hood where u hav to kill the skooma addict, i killed him net to a guard and as he was on the ground dead the guard said "Are you alright?" then the said "*gasp* he is dead!"

[gorbachev9]

i have the same problem with my glasses,without them i cant tell the difference between living and dead.

[dograbbitbeaver]

i saw the same thing once except he was speaking to a door

[gaby92198]

someones on the skooma ._.

[dirtbiXe]

@88Meters stay off the ganja

[KillinGnatsies]

He's still alive, it's just his fatigue is damaged down to 0, for some reason the annhialation bomb casts like a 1000 ft damage Fatigue spell. Way bigger than the blast radius.

[SMoK177]

- What is it citizen?

- A body bag

[GoodRetroGames]

He's not dead... He's just electroencephalographic ally challenged.

Try typing that into Google without a spelling mistake.

[sebastianproductions]

lol the guard is like what is it citizen!

[dante121234]

lol

[88Meters]

This represents the world's current psychotic state.

In the midst of life, us normal humans remember our brothers. We see them all around and try to recreate the good old days.

The common public have gone insane, the ghost represents the government's socialist plan, and as soon as you converse with the ghost you are one of the government. You are another mindless follower. The common have gone like this. Recreation is the goverment's way of saying 'new life'.

But it is just death.

Death.

[zaop32]

he must be on skooma or something similar

[LifeIsFailandWin]

STOP! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[ArizonaSteve1]

He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords...

[xLEONxKENNEDYx]

"What is it, citizen?"

"Um, The Guards De-"

"SHUT UP! NO HE'S NOT!"

[5disc]

@xLEONxKENNEDYx ROFL HES STILL ALIVE DAMN IT! *gets teary eyed*

[KIngAragorn100]

@xLEONxKENNEDYx lol

[bigredmonster69]

Looks like the captain's already had his head...

[WolfQuestluver]

...thus why he cant get laid...0.o

[bobalt93]

Not only Auden Avidius is corrupted he's also retarded :O

[TheGarcia350]

XD oh man and HE surely aint the only one like that either!

[LightwavesofMemories]

LOL he is the Captain nice!

[YukiTheAnimePerson24]

!!!! Why is he talking to a dead guy!?!?! lol!

[DoubleOGful]

,, What is it citizen? "

,, The guard is dead "

,, And so what ? Can't a men have a bit of dignity? "

[lexisnice1]

he sees dead people O.o

[rareschamp]

isn't him Heronimus Sex? or smth like that?

[DawnandDuskInc]

@rareschamp nope, thats Audens Avidius... he's a bad guy..

[heehebjehemdaar]

So many people try to make funny TES:Oblivion vids.. this is the only true funny one :)

[LionTroy]

Wait....

Wait...

"captain catches up gabbin it'll be our heads"....And the man he's talking to is the guard. And he's dead.. which means..

It's the freaking dead guard talking! ....from the grave.

[Gunsounder]

we best get back to work now? hmm?

[EricCris10sen]

haha good goood

[MariovsHalo95]

lol dumbass guard

[jonnyknows]

" Best get back to work now ,hm?"

lazy ol guard laying in a corner as if he were dead or somethin.

[roobster111]

b4 he ran up to some1 and killed em then he looks at him and goes someones been murdered! and arrests me!

[cheedren]

.......oh wait ur dead, well bye XD LOL

[Snaggbash2000]

That captain is retarded on so many levels xD

[puckbutt]

lol does a bomb really go off?

[zarteen]

I wonder if he was talking to the other bodies as well...

[tacoofdeath13337]

haha

[joshthedarklord1]

LOL thats really funny

[SHUUNNNNN]

Guard: "I saw a mudcrab the other day." (To corpse)

Just as likely.

[Nevlamas]

And if you attack him he'll probably scream "Help, Help! Call the guards!"

[SiberianHusky98]

What is it, citizen...?

[LordMcChickenNugget]

HAHAHAHA... what an idiot!

[LadySazura]

I just favorited a ten second video... And didn't regret a thing for it. xD

[dylan5735]

what a freaking noob!

[geasscanceler16]

lol thats why i arrested him. for being mentally unstable.

then he got out and attacked yelling "DIE ALIEN!!!!!" so i killed him.

[ilikecheetosJCKP]

Roflmao! haha, thats funny!

[narutosama9]

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[TreatyMusic]

Why are you looking at me like that, citizen?

[CubanSader]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperGerbs]

What is it, citizen?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[NARVVHAL]

Cap'n catches us gabbin', it'll be our heads.

[TheBubblegumgirl14]

Guard: "What is it citizen?"

Me: "I don't think you've noticed...but everyones' dead and you we're talking to a corpse."

Guard: "Ok then!"

[Penesco]

I see dead people. :o

You talk to them, lolz. :>

[cranki3don]

xaxa lolz eleoc

[koboldlord]

He's talking with the dead guy! ROFL

[simpleFoundJumpsuit]

ha dats the corrupt dude i killed he deserve that wat an idiot LOL

[loganstarr96]

lol

[Obito1600]

rofl

[guardin12]

Omg :D

[Lobos222]

Its like the Robocop scene.

"You are under arrest..." "Murphy you are reading the rights to a corps..." "I am having... issues."

Or similar, dont remember.

[BloodShox]

lol i saw lex talking to phillida and lex said the same thing to phillida and they both said what is it citizen i was laughing my ass off

[wilddey]

oh no, hes just asleep

[JKal1324]

talk with a dead person XD lol

[Airoce2]

the way he said "What is it Citizen?" made me think he was the one who did it ^_^

[moonandstars1542]

wtf

its like

oh my god all these dead bodies omg...

what is it citizen? LOL

[mbergw]

"what is it, citizen?"

I don't know, maybe it's the dead people lying all over the city and a guard talking to another dead guard? :D

[Number99z]

I I thought that a well xD

[zombie334422]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Gdsh22]

HAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[SaturnineXTS]

captain armor is good to have on level 1

[ezc623]

there are suposed to be cheats to make armour like that playable does anyone know them?

[SaturnineXTS]

lol. you just kill the captain and take the armor.

[ezc623]

no,lol, i mean the captain armor,and other armor and stuff that's not marked as playable(i read about it on uespwiki,and they said ther was a cheat but they didn't say what it was)

[tor4g]

mods...

[akaitje]

''the captain will have are heads..'' and he is caiptain! Lol! and btw hes talking to a dead guy lol

[rst95lad]

lol what a dumbass

[OmgYayItsMatt]

All guards are stupid.

*guard kills citizen*- "SOMEONE"S BENN MURDERED!"

*guard kills me* - "Stop! You have blah blah"

Seriously wtf

[runemater5]

ROFL ROFL!!

The captain is talking to a dead body, and there are like 2 more behind him and he tells him that they better get back to work or else the captain will have their heads.AND HE IS THE CAPTAIN!HILARIOUS!

[copperboy44]

the funny thing is he is the captain

[dayoftrinity1]

a good pART IS THE SMOKE NRAR THE GATE

[belgianreaver]

the guard he is talking to is sitting dead on the floor

[mirengirl]

oooohh! hahahaaaaa.

[Rosii93]

didnt suspect a thing . . ..

[DaveKendrick55]

lol thats funny

[mattyo96]

hey look at the church thing in background wats going on?!?!?!

[Necromora]

it looks like a oblivion gate opening

[jagartn]

That's not a church. That's a door to Green Emporor Way.

[abban132435]

HAHAHAHAHA

[OblivionKnight457]

lol i once had adamus philida arrest me unconscious

[EmperorCesar]

LMAO

[king0685]

what is it you say it's just that you suck you stupid guard =D

[commando2893]

i had that happen before,it was creepy the one time two DEAD PEOPLE WERE STILL TALKIGN

[narutouzumakidel1900]

you mean you can hear dead ppl??

[Naturally0Artificial]

I LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!! you can drag around the corpses, and they'll sometimes say ''Put that down!"

[berethor02]

lol did u kill him.i think he his popping piles!

XD

[ozzmans]

lol wtf?

[LittleChindi]

Was the person he was talking to dead, or drunk as hell? Lol.

[dojoeffects]

LOL!

[xxxfuckupxxx]

Everyone's drunk from last party? :S

[schmidtyrevolution]

<:D partay!

[tatuira93]

Well i got a mod of unlimited death reload time, the Guards, ONLY THE GUARDS, when pass through my dead body they stop...

"Greetings to you"

[himynameisntmark182]

one time a random person walked by and stopped at my body and said 'get away from me' lol it was hilarious

[doctormoobbc]

whats that black smoke rising in the background? by the way nice vid!

[mikemike8000]

Read the description.

[ubergamer00]

lol kinda reminds me of i am legend were hes like talking to the mainquins

[CheesieSquirrel]

What was that smoke???

[balrog0444]

yup, guards have very few brain cells. i saw one shout "THERES BEEN A MURDER!!!" straight after killing someone.

[StandardNeekeri]

haha, i got hit by a guard ACCIDENTALLY , and he said HELP HELP! IM BEING ATTACKED! after that, the guard said immediately Stop! bla bla bla pay the court of fine or sever your sentence

[MKuemper]

Haha, and I thought marauders were stupid.

[justtowatchvideos87]

i lmfao at the guard

[OblivionKnight457]

roflpwn

[CtrlAltDECIMATE]

I loled when he stopped and said "What is it, citizen?"

[pocholo66]

radiant AI.........pufffff

[iWearCapeIRL]

I can see alot of "wrongs" in this video.

1. He is talking to a dead guard.

2. He said "gabbing" even though the other guard didnt/cant say a word.

3. He says "If the CAPTAIN catches us gabbing, it will be our heads" even though he is a Captain himself... what?

[OblivionGirl999]

oh ya he is a captain

[sonicsecrtrings]

exactly why the gaurds and idiot

[nicky349349]

4. Theres 2 other dead bodies in the background, and the guard make no notice of them.

[cory18011801]

There all dead!

[vakamajr]

o_O!?

that guard has issues

[XVanillaLilyX]

Lonely,I am so loney I have nobody,i'm on my own... XD lol yep just talk to the dead guy than =D

[capperz412]

Lol in the Market district I've killed something like 15 people and dumped all their bodies in a pile hahaha

[SoulWolf11]

i love striping them and dumping them in a lake XD fun fun!

[YouTSDK]

and by dumping in a lake you must mean rape them?

[parkside1981]

Especially with the staff of worms you can bring people from far distances easily :)

Very fun Renamed Lake Rumare To Lake Of Dead Naked Bodys

[Gamelover9966]

''What is it citize?''

''Uhhh one of your men are dead arent you going to do something about it''

''Stop you violated the law! pay the court of fine or serve your sentence''

''Resist arrest''

''Then pay with your blood''

Then you die and then he speaks with you but you are dead xD