Demon Four Year Old

[ApertureGeneticist]

Only 12% of the Americas population can solve this in 30 seconds.

Give the antonyms of these words:

1. always

2. coming

3. from

4. take

5. me

6. down

[redbird8899]

@ApertureGeneticist never going to give you up!!! haha 30 secs!

[ApertureGeneticist]

@redbird8899 Congrats. You've just been rickrolled.

[cocaotheobromida]

@1saihb310te Thank you Captain Obvious. I wonder if you could tell me; are all things with mass made of matter? Is the ocean made of water? Is it people like you who put a bad name on humanity?

Hope to hear from you again!

(PS: That was what we call sarcasm)

[xsixdicex]

He talked about a hypothetical daughter! D'AWWWWWWWW.

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

nerds are the future they will make the world run while you flip burgers at burger king

[Theintern55]

@Eiladel A quark is a fundemental constituent of matter, observed in 1968 through deep elastic scatter..........

[zombycow]

my poop has been large lately thank you...

[JosephDingillo]

I only clicked on this video because the thumbnail looked like a high elf (Skyrim)

[Gawentel]

@JosephDingillo (Elder Scrolls)

Not just Skyrim.

[JosephDingillo]

@Gawentel true, true.

[samaraisnt]

Favorite for "Brain Damage!" Bill Cosby quote. :)

[naomierosen]

I WANT HANK AS AN UNCLE!

[Gee1078]

I used to wake my mum up at 2am to watch VCR tapes of my favourite shows. Not much has changed, right now it's 2am and I'm watching your videos... minus the VHS player and my mum half-asleep and angry.

[gingerstendtoSNAP]

Ladies don't poop.

[Igo2seekagr8perhaps]

one day his little nephew is gonna see this.........

[HariSlate]

Six o'clock? Really? When I was that age, I think I got up at about four.

[ForLols8]

Your nephew sounds like my Mum. :I

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

A highschooler has 2 wake up @ 6:00 am every morning

[Igo2seekagr8perhaps]

@theCRAZYtwizzler seriously????? Ive been in high school for five years, and Ive woken up at 7:50 every morning (school starts at 8:45).

[piper4seeformerly]

I can hear you peeing in my mind you little shit!!

[PineappleRiot]

I guess Hank tried out having music in the back ground of his videos? Haha I just noticed that this one was different.

[lol666]

10 mbps PFF NOOB I gots dem 22 mbps

[CookiesAndGaming]

@lol666 Your an obvious idiot, Since It all depends on your area, even with fibre optic. LoL idiot.

[lol666]

@CookiesAndGaming Why would you even take me serously?

[susieQ4602]

It WOULD be foolish to complain that we don't rely on genetic evolution....what do you mean by that? Are you suggesting we don't mate naturally anymore, or that we kill the genetic rejects?

[saifirefly]

@susieQ4602 I think he's saying that we don't face constant danger that animals in the wild would face, and so "survival of the fittest" doesn't apply to the human race as it does to other species.

[Theintern55]

@1saihb310te I'm sure he loves your comment. I know I do. Would you like to have an intellectual discussion about quarks?

[Eiladel]

@Theintern55 I actually would please! Please define to me what a quark is!

[1saihb310te]

nerd



[TheNeiraaa]

@1saihb310te Well, we are called NERDfighters. We are proud of the fact that we are nerds. You calling him or any of us a nerd is not a good insult at all.

[MrHeed96]

@TheNeiraaa OMG, YOU ARE SOOO AWESOMEEEE!!!

[TheNeiraaa]

@MrHeed96 Thanks, I try my best :D

[radioactivecakeX]

@1saihb310te You say nerd like it's an insult

[wtfbooomfail48]

My iPod stopped at 1:16 after you said a whole bunch of pee

[LuneFromage]

Why its odor has been as pungent as ever. Thank you for asking!

[Lalalalollipopable]

corndog lipbalm in the background, on the bookshelf! I have that too!

[Elizablue2]

I wake up at 4:00....I have to be at school at 6:00.

[irondale37]

When you play games with your nephew, does he set up rules and then change them and throw a tantrum when you say, "That's not how it works."?

[1snow0bunny1]

You, my dear nerdfighter, are lucky. And why is that, you may ask? Because I have a 4 year old sister that is now turning 5 and is more destructive than ever. My room and other rooms are to be locked at all times, even the bathroom. As I was saying, you are super lucky.

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

He's STARMAGEDDON! DARK LORD OF ALL! SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR!

[cookrealfood]

@XpoopeyXRAWRX yesssssssss

[letsplaythatpokemon]

Bloody,....

[ZombieCupcakes1]

I get up a six in the morning on weekends..And im in middle school...

[EugenKaalikas]

how to block this channel!

[QueenMagslieofSweden]

@EugenKaalikas how to form full sentences!

[EugenKaalikas]

@QueenMagslieofSweden My sentence was full! I asked How to block this channel! There is only one way how to understand my question! I seriously wanted to block this channel... Because it gives me nothing!

[knexandnerf]

I obssesd with nerf

[kOybott]

>saw his face

>instantly dislike video

[Thisismyusername1010]

@kOybott Because the awesomeness of it was too much for your weak mind to take? I honestly can't think of any other reason why you might do that.

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@kOybott

>saw this comment

>instantly spammed and blocked

[OstracizedEmu]

It's weird hearing the music in the background. xD

[scholar5212]

My friend once signed one of my birthday cards with LOL. I think I need to show her this.

[HellAngelsBells]

When I was in high school, I was supposed to get up at 6.30 to get the bus at eight, nearly every day I'd get up at 7.45 and have to run around getting dressed, no time for a shower, and go to school still tired ...

[Redwhiteblue8]

@HellAngelsBells I'll follow your example.

[danicjg]

Ow shut up and get a life

[iully94boss]

ba da prost esti,duten plm de cacat avortat,luamiai pula in gura de idiot,cei ma ku video asta?okupi lokul degeaba,si ma mir cata prostime se uita la rahaturile tale de filmulete,jet oceanic

[heyitsmev]

@theintern55 haha it's the other way around in Texas

[wolverineblue18]

Catch 22 and Salinger Hank. Kudos.

[greenandblueberries]

if your in laws found this video...

[Theintern55]

@jameriken5689 You're right! My bus picks me up at 6:30, but picks up my neighbor, who is 5, at 8:00. Where is the logic?

[judasxo]

lawl. margaret.

[bri052696]

@Jdiddy3844 how dare u. Y dont u go choke on a dick and die !

[jamerikan5689]

Why do little kids who wake up at 6 am get to go to school at 9 when high school students have to be in class by 745? Madness

[pokemonfreak4ev]

i am strange.

i know i am strange.

i do not care if other ppl thnk i am strange.

which most ppl do. :D

[aang94479]

@jdiddy3844 if you hate him, why are you watching him? Nobody's forcing you to watch vlogbrothers.

[souprossom]

What's with a

[jdiddy3844]

Once again you friggin really suck nutts and please kill yourself!!!! Please man!!

[amandastarkidweasley]

@jdiddy3844 You're a super rude person. If you didn't like him in the first place, then just don't watch him at all.

[orangesaregr8]

@jdiddy3844 I have a lot of problems with this comment, but my main one is the fact that you have watched Hank's videos in the past (indicated by the "once again"), and even though you dislike him, you keep coming back for more. Although, I do appreciate that you at least said please. Usually, when asking someone to kill themselves, people wouldn't ask them politely. Very considerate of you.

[lukesmall1]

I remember back before I hit puberty that I could wake up and get out of bed INSTANTLY!

Now I can't.

It is simply an impossibility.

[leradoms]

frenzied

[ChibiClover1]

My poop is just fine, thank you.

[Bradkalproductions]

question of the day: Hows your poop been doing lately?

ha ha...

[Libra78ist]

Arab people do that,they talk and the same time too much gesture in their hands.

[Libra78ist]

why you have so many gesture?

[432Death]

If my brother has kids, I hope it doesn't look and sound like that, lol

[isayhionthe75]

Squishy

[bakerclara22]

How old is Henry now?

[rikgales123]

@bakerclara22 if you look at the date of the video and know he is 4 like he sad in the video he is now 5

[bakerclara22]

@rikgales123 thanks. I was curious about that.

[blendedchaitea]

@rikgales123 Henry is roughly a year old. Hank's wife's brother's son is now five.

[henke518]

dolfins dont listen to the noise

dolfin: but it is so beautiful DEAD

[mirosango14]

I love little kids, they're adorable! =)

[Ravenclaw797]

LOL the music is so random

[ReKrisB]

I don't understand why people bother to comment or watch videos if they're just going to complain - there are a lot of people who like Hank and John and the things that they do - so what's it matter? Although it would be interesting to see at least *one* person who can insult with proper grammar.

So, to those jarring dread-bolted flirt-gills, I just have to say this: Don't like it, don't watch it, and if you watch it, you can't get your time back and they just got a view. So thanks for that!

[judexcellentbookworm]

Ohhh Hank, every time I watch this I grin at the thought your future parenthood vlogs.

[anarchyslayer]

Hey asshole, I would like those 3 minutes of my life back. Thank you.

[isuzure7]

@anarchyslayer you were the one who chose to watch the video anyway.

[mirosango14]

@anarchyslayer calling people assholes doesn't make you look literate or intelligent. it just makes you look like another mindless teenager that uses the same 5 insults for everything they don't like. if you don't like the vlogbrothers, don't watch them. but in the future, if you want to sound literate and intelligent, I suggest using Shakespearean insults.

dftba! =)

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@anarchyslayer You watched the whole video? How nice of you. You must have known, like, eleven seconds in that you wouldn't like it, but you stuck it out nevertheless! The world needs more people like you.

[chrischriskris]

stfu your not funny



[BeNashed]

@chrischriskris To you, but a bunch of other folks enjoy these videos.

[werfsa3]

@chrischriskris if you dont like it, why watch it

[INTPTT]

@chrischriskris His not funny what?

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@chrischriskris Caution, nerdfighters! Giant squid of anger on location!

[yourworstnightmar231]

@LilyTheAnnoyance you are awesome, you're like a giant squid of anger destroyer.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@yourworstnightmar231 You just made me so happy! :D

If there's any community from which I desire respect, it is Nerdfighteria.

[LMNOP1214]

@LilyTheAnnoyance You may be one of the most awesomest nerdfighters ever.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@LMNOP1214 That is possibly the best thing anyone has ever said to me.

[updateblogerlol]

sooooooooooooo funny made me and my friend pee are pants (not really) maby me and u could xonnect vids nice so funny

[mollysangelique]

wat,dom,overdag,durf,ik,dit,gi­steren,was,excorcist,erop,dach­t,aan,jou,hihi,demonuitdryving­,hoe,kom,ik,erop,fantasy

[jtc1999]

my mothers parents have dail-up. its SUPER slow. and my granpa typed a HUGE document, it took him a yr. and then he made a mistake. he retyped it all, and that took him a yr. AND HE HAS NO JOB, ALL DAY TYPING. he gets payed by the gov i think, he was in the army or something.

[neddyysmith]

who's john

[Taitzzz]

@neddyysmith I bet it is something in the lines of "John Doe".

[cardosoRanger]

get a shotgun

[MrDAYGO100]

I thnk he took a couple hits of speed b4 this video....

[Martheworld]

years in my eyes. I've been telling people for years 'children are evil' and you showed it in the most hilarious way possible. Kudos, Hank.

[13cmwright99]

the music is so weird. well, not the music itself, but that it's there. For real though, like there's no music in any others!!

[classiccathy]

Deamon 4 year old???? Demon weird geek maybe... waste of time video perhaps but definitely sir gabalot who likes to hear his own voice... which isn't even a good sounding one.

[bt2332thomas]

@classiccathy He talks about his demon 4 year old nephew later in the video. Go troll somewhere else.

[alexis474542]

Demon four year old ftw...? Yes :3

[paperrclipp]

this is retarded



[chexmex111]

i cant believe ppl actually like this. i HATE this nerd . he thinks he knows it all someone should punch him in the face!

[jmak1995]

@then don't watch it and keep your opinions to your self?

[MechaStudios]

@chexmex111 Maybe someone should punch you in the face for your outstanding amount of stupidity...

[456RLW]

Anyone else play the part with the Demon four year old over and over?

[MyGamingProgress]

lol "Bill Cosby is like" : BRAIN DAMAGE1

[knate44]

But the dolphins will escape before the world explodes, so it think they can survive an iddy biddy demon attack

[MrTylerpowers]

10 mbs is pretty O.DDDD

[SamGlover25]

ONM is here wtf.

[bradbesoballa]

you remind me of a combination of: My uncle Toby, The Gradual Report, and Adam Savage from mythbusters, :P

[MusicalThespian22]

My friend's mom still gets LOL mixed up, and once my friend got a text that said "Grandma died, lol"

[shoshanish]

i used to wake up at 3:00am....

[danceisloveee7]

"sorry I cant go to lunch, I have to talk to a camera and flail my arms around."

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

lol I used to get up at 6 every morning, except I hadn't learnt to tell the time yet- I'd get up at about 4 or 5, then because I wasn't allowed up til 6, I'd shout to my parents "is it 6 o'clock yet?!" and wake everyone up. Then they bought me a clok and taught me to read it, or at least recognise when it was 6 XD I now get up at 6:30 for school, but ironically would rather stay in til 10. I got up at 6 until I was about 11 though!

[YOmamasugly]

Rather sickly and soft. Bordering on diarrhea. I havnt been feeling too well

[Perlasaki]

This is one of my favorite vb videos. lol ;)

[dolphin64575]

my mom's coworkers made her a card when my grandpa (her dad) died, and on the front it said 'lol'. Ooooops...

[MashaSobaka]

“Now sit in awe as I make a noise that will kill all the dolphins!” …I may or may not have broken a rib from laughing so hard. I love you, Hank.

[DoublePlusSus]

your cute but i didnt hear what u said so i dunno if ur smart

[FurryVegetables]

@thebenji6400 really?!

[Lauraa4023]

LOL

[ZhouFantastic]

lawl

[thebenji6400]

Pho-to-shop

[chillfireball]

You know its going good, it comes out more smoother, less smelly. Ohh yeah i did bang that bitch.!!!! Lol

[NARLZS]

I've watched this video so many times.

[TheMasamura112]

1459 People were still unsing lol as Lots of Love :D

[kortezlolno]

Naphew?

Seriously?



[RUnerdy]

Wait did people came here to see an actually demon?????? They probably all clicked on links to Osama Bin Laden's death videos

[timelordcreation]

@RUnerdy Click the statistics button it answers your question.

[OriginalLibbySquib]

Hey that early wake up thing doesn't go away. my brother is TEN and wakes up at FIVE!!!!!!!!! DON'T HAVE KIDS EVER (This is one teen that WON'T be getting pregnant)

[Vartdal5]

lol=lots of love? lol

[ChipNick87]

my poop's been fine. yours?

[sailormoonsensei]

me & my friend watched this at my house and when it got to 1:41 i got up and walked backwards laughing nervously as if he was going to come out of my computer and suddenly turned and ran outside and came back laughing 10 mins later and my friend was all " are.... you o......k?"

[JustinIsBatman]

now watch as i make the noise that will kill all the dolphins xP

[blanderwood]

nooooo u wont see me ahhhhhh stalker

[SarahBaker97]

haha you rock, dude! :)

[blackdragonthebad]

Wtf!? I was expecting a Demon Four Year Old but instead, I saw a boring guy talking.

[ZombiefiedGoat]

@blackdragonthebad Part of your sentence is correct.He is indeed a guy,but then you made a mistake.

Hank has never been,is or ever will be boring

-ZombiefiedGoat-

[DennisGorshteyn]

...this isn't entertaining or funny.  get a real hobby

[DennisGorshteyn]

@DennisGorshteyn 1) The Rebecca Black video was a death metal parody of her music video. 2) Sorry, I can't relate, my life doesn't exist within the internet 3) You're a faggot, and I'm NOT just saying that to troll ;)

[mirosango14]

@DennisGorshteyn faggot is a negative term for a gay person. calling someone gay is not an insult, it is just a description of their sexuality. if you wish to insult someone well, I suggest removing your head from the ground and using Shakespearean insults.

have a nice day! =)

[queenfrostine97]

corndog flavored lipbalm?

[TheArbiter70]

big

[filip20200]

@TheOnlyMeta stfu noob go die "LOL, Margeret" DDAAAAME WANNA KILL HER

[PrimaTechnology]

@filip20200 Your a SHIT troll. Also, don't get jealous of other people getting thumbs up, you'll get there one day.

[GracelikesTMB]

@filip20200 Saying you want someone to die because they posted a comment 'just to get thumbs up' even when they didn't is absolutely ridiculous. At least they didn't write 'ThUmBs uPP iF u LuV vLoG bRoThERs loOoOoooO00000l' then I would understand why you could be rude to someone. But what you did was completely unnecessary, you are the lower person in this situation.

[Ihaveoftendreamed]

@mandlecreed02 I want your babies now.

[mandlecreed02]

@eveaspinall HOW DARE YOU POST A COMMENT ABOUT A PART YOU FOUND FUNNY UR LIEK AN ATTENSHUN SEAKING JOBBY. BECOS DIS IS TEH INTURNETZ IM GUNNA POST A BAD COMMENT ABOUT CHU ... "I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU SOOOO SOOOO SOOOOO BAD" < HAVE THAT AND WEEP. ARE YOU WEEPING AT MY HARD AS NAILS COMMENT. ARE YOU? ;D

[Ihaveoftendreamed]

@filip20200 I'm going to rape you in the behind because you're pretty. Oh my you're gonna get rammed so hard. Cream everywhere. It's gonna be hot :D

[admeraljacob]

my poops have not been good they turned into a gient monster which i then procided to fight with my megazord

[bullraoul]

I laughed when i pressed the Dislike button, thumbs up if you agree

[61teewssa]

Good it felt good to let it go.

[XxTheXxAuthoressXx]

I think I died a few times during this video. Lol!

[anarchistvin]

I have diarrhea and I saw blood in my wipe a few hours ago

[1xxV00D00xx1]

My poops been good hank

[dolphin64575]

My grandfather died and my mom's coworkers made her a card that said 'LOL' on the front.

[ktdow2015]

so... i started watching youtube watching the worlds fattest child. ended at demon child.... do i have a life? i think not. (:

[TheATMproduction]

lmfao the google ad is dungeons and dragons. 

[philipbm99]

my poop's been great thank you.

[Saroona24434]

I am watching this alone at night and it's dark, and the demon thing totally scared me.

[SweetKooshy]

i hate bloggers. period.

[wlfgrl9980]

henry will be four before you know it Hank :)