Sneak Peek at The Next ONN on IFC: Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator

[supdawg444]

I don't even think he's an actor; I think they just grabbed a guy off the streets, got him drunk, and told him he's a senator.

[xmbomagic]

Haymitch?

[TheYouwontgetit]

is there another country in the world where it is cool to say that you love your country...?

[besthitsonly]

I would love to love that milf

[celestina742]

LOVE ONN:)

THEIR NEWS PRODUCES RELIABLE ANALYSIS THAT CAN ACTUALLY PREDICT OUTCOMES V/ CLOSE TO REALITY.

I'M UP FOR 24/7 ONION N/NETWORK..BEATS FOX NEWS ANY DAY!!!

[RunaroundStar]

Yeah! Let's get all drunk politicians! Can't be any worse than the ones we have now.

[CO2Junkie]

What next - these out of the closet drunks will want to marry? NEVER!!!

[Niffiwan]

I love this guy. Hope he makes a repeat appearance.

[KDelphi]

I laugh not to weep.....yeah, he will "get something done" all right...just like he has not gotten anything done in his district---except bring in pork! I hope he burns in hell

[DeathMobb]

lol atleast he'd actually get something done

[Knightmessenger]

So this means Ted Kennedy was not technically openly drunk even though everybody knew about it?

[KDelphi]

@Knightmessenger At least he sobered up....Boner is proud of being an alcoholic and tobacco addict

[LowStackTom]

@Knightmessenger ... or Georgie Walker, loling my german a off ...

[SKHSirNicolas]

@Knightmessenger Ted did a great job as a senator and as a poltician in general.

[Knightmessenger]

@SKHSirNicolas really? what were his accomplishments?

[SKHSirNicolas]

@Knightmessenger For example one of his books: "Freeze!: How You Can Prevent Nuclear War."

[Knightmessenger]

@SKHSirNicolas Anybody can write a book. Where was the outrage over him using his connections to block Cape Wind, an environmentally friendly wind power development that rich people on the shore didn't want because it might not look as pretty.

NIMBY at it's finest.

[kookiegod123]

Sadly he makes more sense than about 90% of U.S politicans....

[themanwiththepan]

1:40

Millions of illegal immigrants hiding in Mexico.

So THAT'S where they come from.

[PsykoReaper926]

VOTE DAVE TILLIS FOR PRESDUNT! EYAAAAAAOOOOOWW!!

[Aztrumaniacal]

1:34 eeahyowwwhh! Represent the drunk vote, this idea is genius!

[Aztrumaniacal]

1:04 eeaayyowhhh! Represent the substantial drunk demographic, 'this idea is genius'!

[shaboopie12]

lol he's drunk and he's a great guy i almost died at that part this onion is brilliant

[w2lf]

Well its true that drunk people show their true colors. So its not that bad, at lest you can trust him XD

[MrZzzerooO]

1:04 XD

[TheBoggieman5]

is he drunk XD

[iFreecwalk]

lol makin show!

[MsSunside]

American Boris Eltzin :D

[33dgtp]

LolLl??!

[MarcoJamesTV]

LOLL?

[TheBiSux1]

Lol?

[davidpeder2]

Hes one of the people that makes it fun to get drunk :D

[davidpeder2]

Awesome xD I Love Drunk People ;D

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[brolyx2]

This guy is great :D

[fighterzbt23]

it looks so real!!!

[greatbigguy]

I thought Ted Kennedy was our first openly drunk Senator. It's not like he was a secret drunk. Also our first unconvicted murderer in the Senate.

[udohiei]

"A great step forward for the drunk comunity"

"lets make shelters on the old busstops, this is genious"

hahahaha this guy realy is genious!

[NoobSnoopy]

tucker hope got pwned

[dummekopf]

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[tegarac]

NO COMENT

[mustacheman95]

at 1:27 the news feed. i am one of those people

[R4ntDarKzZ]

Is this a joke? Haha ... :S

[lusteraliaszero]

@R4ntDarKzZ er no, it's clearly sserious buisness

[TheCirrusIce]

ROFL

[superfredekiller]

lol @ black guys face 1:04

[MrWarenia]

@superfredekiller he turning into super sajan :D

[TheNumber77Studios]

is this real?

[Synergy9k]

@TheNumber77Studios What do you think?

[TheNumber77Studios]

@TheNumber77Studios fake

[TrokhimenkoTV]

So-so funny) 

[Honorien]

First i wasn't sure if it's a joke or not. But after i had seen the journalist got shot into his neck there were no doubts that it is totaly fake.

[esalian9]

@Honorien no shit

[frankconrad667]

Now that The Onion has become mainstream and conformist, we will never see another video like "Bullshit Bear" ever again, will we?

[sazuke63]

wtf 

[Ahamster1]

interesting actually

[Gopeto99]

Адскее пич хахах голям..

[Tandzyable]

THIS ISN'T REAL YOU ASSHOLES...IT'S JUST STUPID AMERICANS PLAYING STUPID...AND THEY DO IT BEST IN THE WORLD...

[sheabbrown]

@Tandzyable Thats the point.....Its not real and its dumb. THAT'S why its funny, moron

[globalrevolution]

A swiss Newspage believed this one... NICE.

[xMaggiew0w]

Look at left side 1:00

[YngYangOvidiu]

Is this for real ? I am not an american so i ask this question ...

[blabla12331]

@YngYangOvidiu well, yes it is. it made it to the news, didn't it?

[morik123]

@YngYangOvidiu it is satire comedy so it is fake .

[Ahamster1]

@YngYangOvidiu ONN is a joke, DON'T WORRY!

[SynneDennis]

I do not support his sinful lifestyle, no matter how open he is.

Unless he shares with me, of course :]

[NJburbsSeeker]

You know what I'm tired of all the lies. That man has my vote.

[landi2210]

i like how they elect the first openly drunk senator but not the first openly gay senator.

Oh wait, is that what the video was joking about?

Hmm.

[Dimetri91]

Funny thing is that most politicians actually do ramble on about issues without focus or direction.

[Deekret]

1:03 the black guy on the right x,D

[TheHomelessCripple]

We need politicians like that guy in power

[udamnputa]

dave tillis for president!

[orangeapples]

Meh, Grant was a drinker and he got to be President.

[hqkill]

all americand drink does it matter?

[MrZfactorz]

LOL look at the black guy in the background at 1:02

[jaraha]

You could replace the word "drunk" in the title with "retarded."

[TheTomatoOverlord]

@jaraha that was not funny... that was just offensive.

[macojeda]

he's buying your tax!

[kerozin665]

The best senator 

[PSgameFilms]

ha

[PsykoReaper926]

And who says drunks can't function in a normal society?

[volikoto]

hey...easy people...its just a gig show....love it...

[BigBadassR]

I thought Ted Kennedy was our first openly drunk senator. 

[moreeso]

i think thats batman's joker uncle

[IIFaDedII]

WTF

[TheKingTurko]

lol

[007bindo]

u are the biggest fuckface on the face of the universe, i hope u die and if you do i will dance on your grave you cunt ass motherfucker

[TheMohanasBuzz]

changes happened.Dam burst

[zulflbeatz]

bodo..

[ILoveTamilSongs]

haha keep pressing 4 :P (What is that sound btw)... and watch the reaction to the man on top right corner xD (at 1:03)

[ILoveTamilSongs]

Okey.. keep pressing 5! (What was that sound btw xD)... and watch the man on top right corner (at 1:03 )

[slobodanvujin]

phahaahahahha .greets from Serbia...I almoust die ,hahahhaha

[Mastouril]

at least he probably doesn't lie. lol he suddenly feels so great! I'd vote for him now!

[my9thtime]

1:24

Lowe's unveils meth-lab construction department

[Marty1535]

The onion...getting silly i guess. <.<

[mykmmc]

wtf is so funny about john boehner

[nilsen93]

@mykmmc His name is John Erection....

[Bannedforfun]

@mykmmc It's John A. Boehner.

[TechnoManiac2]

A true politician!

[mikiroony]

Dave Tillis for president!!

[Axellios]

hahahaahah hahaahaahah love it...great actor

[geckofootpictures]

1:45-2:00 Hilarious! :D

[SteenJdaPenspinna]

Dont watch if you want to laugh

watch?v=BxYCPDwdNKc

[djpmjr]

this is fake right

[ukendcx2000]

@djpmjr yes it is

[Vygis17]

dude at 2:26 get shot in neck. where can i see all video :D

[thekoalak]

Dude ... Onion news u_u' whats next dick news ?

[freddiem42]

@thekoalak We already have Dick News, it airs on Fox.

[thekoalak]

@freddiem42 Really XD lol and pussy news ?

[thesofakillers]

she's hot

[HobbieKitchen]

2:26 holy shit!! xD

[ffcloud321]

seems the Onion is focusing more on style than on substance. Where is Stab Wounds maybe harmful to moneys? Or Don Cheadal funded the Dafur genocide to make a movie about it. Please Onion, don't forget your roots.

[ukendcx2000]

@ffcloud321 THANK YOU! Just not as funny this year as it was last season

[alimunth]

THAT GUY REMIND ME IN jeremy INtop gear

[willgimon]

don't ever trust these nougats

[minnlucifer666]

dont ever trust these niggas

[minnlucifer666]

dont ever trust these nugas

[Peanuttbutterstudios]

Onion this isn't that funny and I'm tired of seeing clips from your tv show. Bring back so of the old onion or I'm unsubing.

[kungfuedward]

Yeah, I'm with the Ted Kennedy comment!!!

[vadennotbaden]

This satirical piece is tragic in that it speaks to what we really DO tolerate, which is just as bad as someone being publicly drunk...

[punkrocksomething]

"hell no" 1:31 bahahaha

[joshcboy]

LOL at the guy at 1:10 missing his front tooth :L

[ivdogg510]

hed be better then most elected officalls now a days lol

[FatherTime89]

Pause at 1:04 That face on the right needs to become a meme.

[kimimaro9979]

@FatherTime89 Can't force memes.

[FatherTime89]

@kimimaro9979 Milhouse's meme status says hi.

[WigglyMalmsteam]

Dave Tillis vs Joad Cressbeckler 2011 !!

[XerkDaniels]

He still cries less than Boehner.

[Mikanismable]

"Report: Millions of illegal immigrants hiding in Mexico" - omg.

[Erilis666]

this is satirizing Boehner right?

[GoodOldDeathMetal]

on the bottom of the screen "millions of illegal immigrants hiding in mexico" hahahha

[concordat]

I don't know if this is worse than a Supreme Court Justice that sleeps through cases.

[ChadMurrey]

i prefer a stoned senator.

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

I wonder if this is a parody of our mexican president FELIPE CALDERON HINOJOSA?! Because of his recebtly discovered alcoholism! :|

[ToasterTinte]

haha, a suiss newspaper thought this is real and wrote an article about the new political star in the us

bildblog olé

[nena505]

Funniest clip i've seen in a long time

[KuanDeedee]

She is soo hot, I imagined the drunk senator spanking her.

[ScaperSteph]

LOL That guy is hilarious

[acetoniac]

1:35 Report: Millions of illegal immigrants hiding in Mexico

[huswsimonbla]

the drunk community lol..

[dohboy200]

this guy is a hilarious actor

[Plumpernickleman]

look at the black guys face at 1:02

[ChristinaWolfle]

The spam is funny "..the truest and most interesting video.." hahahahahahahahahaha

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Holy shit look at all the reposts on the right

[boogiemonster123]

Rob Ford of Toronto.....Go baby!!

[freedomsfart]

@boogiemonster123 Rob Ford looks like a cross between Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.

[JonasC22]

I'll drink to that.

[levihambrick]

Wow, the drunk senator is REALLY good at acting drunk! He should star in his own movie.

[PraetorShinzon]

@levihambrick Who says he was acting?!

[averagejoe040]

Congress SHOULD have an open bar. Being wasted is no worse than being a libtard. Maybe they'll pass out and quit spending the taxpayer into oblivion.

[TonPappa]

@averagejoe040 Republican solution: Call democrats/liberals funny names and sit on the sidelines blocking every law and blame the dems for not doing anything and hoping that people like their party again by saying that they didnt do anything even thow everybody knows its there fault that they cant pass good laws....

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

@averagejoe040 ahaha, libtard. Go back to /b/

[kungfukats]

lol @ millions of illegal immigrants hiding in mexico 1:34

[IAmOsiris2]

@kungfukats Zionist Jews did 9/11

Google; 911 missing links

[TonPappa]

@IAmOsiris2 dont you have anything better to do than blame jews for everything?

[TheLonelyImmortal]

That part with the drunk senator should have been much, much longer :) He was amazing :)

[Insertmybadnamehere]

"Does free will exist and if so how do we know?" lol somebody should actually ask a politician that question. I would love to see how they handle it.

[Samuraionthewall]

"Millions of illegal immigrants hiding in Mexico." ;D

[skulldude1234]

i'm the 100,100 viewer!! yaay

[danxl5]

I thought they got rid of the Asian Tucker Hope?