My kids say they like almost all of the episodes (even though most of the satire goes right over their heads) but this was the episode that officially made them Mr. Deity fans.
Are there any other parents out there who who find that the Mr. Deity clips prompt them to explain Christian, Jewish and Muslim teachings to their kids? I let my kids draw their own conclusions, but these videos are nice conversation starters.
@misterdeity even being a firm believer in God as a higher power watching over us i find your videos hilarious. i'm not here to spark any debates or try to tell you your beliefs are wrong and mine are right, because the truth is no one can prove anything on a religious scale. religion in itself is defined as a set of BELIEFS concerning the cause, nature and purpose of the universe. if believing that after we die there is more than just this life helps some sleep at night, to each his own
@colorofcolton I'm right with you. Unfortunately, many won't leave it at that. If only God had said in one of the Holy Books, "Live and let live," the world would be such a better place. Instead, there's kill this person if they do this, kill this person if they do that, and if someone doesn't believe x kill them so I can torture them forever. I don't know why anyone needs BELIEFS. Why can't we all just admit that we don't know what caused everything and work towards finding out?
@misterdeity "Live & let live" That is essentially the message of the gospels. Christians use them as a moral basis for giving Tens of Billions of dollars annually to the less fortunate.
"I don't know why anyone needs BELIEFS"
The same reason people use philosophy. A guiding set of morality is useful. The fact that some people use religion to do bad things doesn't prove religion is bad. It proves some people are bad.
@festdir The gospels also say that Jesus came NOT to bring peace, but a sword. Not very "live and let live." And the underlying theology causes them to push Creationism into schools, block equal rights for gays, etc... As for "beliefs", they need to be grounded in reality, not some supernatural world which NO ONE knows anything about. That's when religion gets dangerous -- when people start thinking they know things they don't, especially about a supposed God and what that Being wants.
@festdir And you -- keep ignoring history. Jesus also said in the Gospels, believe in me or burn in Hell forever. Does that sound, "live and let live"? Christians took that incredibly literally during the 800 years of inquisition. Galileo was locked up, Bruno was burned at the stake. Do you have any historical perspective whatsoever? Christians have gotten better as they have IGNORED their Holy Book. not the more they follow it. You seem to be pretty good at ignoring it (and history) yourself.
@festdir What does giving money have to do with "live and let live"? And if you think that only believers give money, you're wrong. So apparently Xtianity is not needed for that. Of course, you don't address the inquisition problem re: it's connection to "live and let live." Cowardly. Finally, the culture I enjoy is a result of secular, democratic principles which are nowhere advocated in the Xtian Bible. Indeed, Xtians fought (some still do) the principles I (and probably you too) cherish.
@festdir "so you're saying my 80 yr old neighbor will go on a stabbing spree?"
Way to sidestep the issue with this 100% worthless question.
"Thanks for the advice, life coach. However, the grounded REALITY is that Christians donate more to the less fortunate, both per capita & total amount"
Way to sidestep the issue. He wasn't talking about giving, he was talking about having beliefs based in reality. So do you believe in a 6000 yr old earth, global floods and talking donkeys or what?
@festdir Right, you were talking about giving. Only someone like you would think giving ratios is a worthy counter to living life detached from reality. I don't know if you could have come up with a worse argument.
I thought he said that he was on his 7th day or nearing it by episode 1.... what did God just say "HEBREWS! Hey buddies, creations, do you think maybe you could leave out the part where I kind of fucked up my own schedule? "Which possibly explains why the Jews have a painstaking persecution over their history, their the ancestors of the only people who know of God's inaccuracies to which God, in an act of bipolar rage, condenmned and blessed them over time. Mostly the first one.
@00skoll00 i feel bad for those rats too but... you have to understand, there isn't a science book out there telling you who to cast off, who to hate, who to kill, who to berate, enslave, punish, rape... etc... science is the food you eat, the car you drive, the computer you use, the doctors you see etc....
science is a result of curiosity and our constant need to improve life.
This is hysterical!!! So are all those I've watched. They demonstrate the idiocy of Christian (Jewish and Muslim) beliefs very clearly. They should be mandatory in all Sunday School classes and all Science classes - just to demonstrate the consummate idiocy of these stone age superstitions.
showofshame hits the trifecta! Reading comprehension FAIL, logic FAIL, and South Park-episode-cited-as-evidence FAIL. If you don't do your homework, then you haven't done your homework! Who could possibly argue with that? You have to flesh out your argument, and give 20 pages of examples, but all he has to do is refer to a South Park plot line. Priceless.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen
I've often thought that Jesus has to be the biggest failure in history. He came to bring peace, love, and understanding, and gave us war, hate, and intolerance. That's an underachiever!
It's not that humans are the worst students, it's that they've had an AWFUL text to learn from, and have stuck to it dogmatically (as they were told to do) rather than learn and grow. I mean, when you're killing and imprisoning people who claim that the sun is the center of the Universe, or think that homosexuals have a right to live, you're in a constant state of war (with reality) and hatred (with anyone who disagrees with you).
You can also say the Bible is a failed science and philosophy.
I have religious people in my class, who say 'Jesus is alive and I'm so happy about that.'. What can I say to those people? Why does he never visit me? :P And they tell me I take the Bible too literally, but words are words. They say, when I point out that homosexuality is an abomination to the Lord, that it's just an opinion. What? It's your holy book! I 'm clueless, I don't know how to debate with that form of 'logic'.
Logic and religion often clash. My ma is mormon so i was raised learning it senece i was little so to me it was truth, but pop desided he was a athest so he tells me his logical veiws of things so now i don't knwo what way to go. Logiclally the idea is laughable, but regiaon uses ear so people think they are in a good thing and then they dont accsept any other veiw because they have "proof" or something. Its a sticky matter.
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Jesus taught War, Hate and Intolerance? What Bible have you been reading? There's a southpark episode where they eliminate God and people still make war over other stupid reasons. Seems your problem is with man's basic nature. Oh, like Atheists don't kill people? I wonder how many dictators were either A. Closet Atheists or B. Overt Atheists. Your homework is to fully flesh out your argument and give examples 20 page minimum. If you don't it's just proof that you haven't done your homework.
Well, YOUR homework is to learn to read what people actually write and not impose your own agenda. I said that people's dogmatic and unyielding faith in the Bible keeps them in a constant state of war (with reality) and hatred (with those who disagree), and that Jesus came to to bring peace, love, and understanding, but gave us war, hatred, and intolerance (I should have said, via Christianity but I thought that was clear). And where have I ever claimed that Atheists don't murder?
Great evil is fueled by dogma and/or ideology. In fact, I would argue -- and I believe a compelling case can be made -- that the most heinous acts ever imagined or committed REQUIRE either a God or the modern equivalent of a god ---- which in our time has been a doctrine or ideology that is equally unyielding to reason, such as Fascism, Nazism, or Communism. Decent people left to themselves would never permit, let alone engage in the evils that are committed by people under these influences.
Where is the enlightened secular equivalent of the suicide bomber? Where are people mutilating their female children in order to deny them the pleasures of romantic intimacy except where God is present and has ordered it? Where else do people contort and twist their minds in order to justify such things as genocide, murder, rape, infanticide, homophobia, and on and on and on? These things don't happen, systemically, for hundreds and thousands of years without God or ideology at the helm.
@misterdeity Dude people do these things whether they believe in a god or not. How can you say that only people who believe as such do these things? You think serial killers and rapests are God fearing men? I highly doubt that.
@XegoTheNinja Yes, sociopaths/psychopaths do such things. But I'm asking this: how does one get otherwise decent people to act in a systematically evil manner over long stretches of time without a God of the modern equivalent?
And yes, people can believe in God and do all manner of evil. History has shown that. Read the history of the Inquisition. No one feared God more -- that's WHY they tortured and murdered people. And that's the ONLY reason!
@misterdeity You're right people do do ridiculous and hideously disgusting things for their "god", but that doesn't mean that everyone who believes in God is going to be evil anywhere down the line. And also does not mean that they are doing anything that is permitted by God. I don't know I guess all I'm trying to say is there is good people and bad people whether you believe in God or not.
@XegoTheNinja Of course that's true. But when people believe in God more, what do we get? We have two examples now in the West and Middle East in the last 1200 years. Judeo/Christianity gave us The Dark Ages of the Inquisition and Religious Totalitarianism, and Islam has now given us the modern Religious Totalitarian state. When we pull back from religion, enshrine secular, enlightenment, humanist ideals, we get what we have now in the democratic West. Case closed.
Uh...more people have died under atheist regimes than ever died in the Crusades or Inquisition, mostly in the last 100 years. The Democratic West has its origins in Ancient Greece which, barring a few philosophers, was anything but non-religious, and its more recent incarnations have a strong religious basis, even if many of its founders weren't precisely practicing Christians. Also the Dark Ages was the result of the Fall of Rome, well, Western Rome anyway.
Eastern Rome survived another 1000+ years and, oh look, it was Orthodox Christian. I'm not defending Christianity (or religion in general) at all, because seriously, fuck that shit, but I'm rather annoyed with your blatantly biased view of history.
Oh and the 'modern religious totalitarian state' of the Mideast is very much of Turkish origin and doesn't have much to do with Islam at all, it was just sort of slathered on top of the preexisting belief system.
@noodlezombie You mean Communist/Fascist regimes? If we're looking at deaths at the hands of anyone who happened to be an Atheist/Theist, then religion still wins as you'd have to take all the deaths caused by 99.6% of the people who ever lived. Imagine the Catholics and Protestants with WMDs during the 16th/17th centuries. These are very tired arguments. And really quite pathetic. Atheists promote a Humanist agenda. Christians still promote a book which canonized genocide. Very different.
@noodlezombie And are you seriously going to try to tell me that the Dark Ages had nothing to do with a religion which tried desperately to keep it's people ignorant, illiterate, and whose founding philosopher (Augustine) taught that curiosity was a very nasty thing? Or, how about it's hatred of science or facts which in any way challenged dogma? No, that couldn't be it.
Because one guy totally spoke for the entire Middle-Ages, right? As we all know the Church had absolute power and was never challenged or disobeyed at all, ever...oh wait. As for the various dictators of the last century, one could argue that they had no compunction about mass murder because they didn't believe any divine power was judging them. Atheists aren't a benevolent hive-mind who all think alike.
@noodlezombie Yes, one could argue that, but only if one wished to look the complete fool -- utterly ignorant of history and scripture. Oh, that fear of divine judgement detoured mass murder. On the contrary, if you read your Bible, you'll see that God approves and commands mass murder.
As for Augustine, virtually every historian I've read puts him second only to Paul in terms of influence -- and certainly most of the awful stuff was his. Building his "City of God" was a disaster for mankind.
@misterdeity I find your show funny, and I am not one to argue judeo/christian religion has it the right way. But you have to admit that is an overtly biased way of looking at things. The baseline is not religion or atheism cause murder its humans do, conflict seems to be for some reason inherent to us, and we shall keep fighting till the end of days for bull shit reasons just to fight. Lack or not of religion will not prevent combat nor will make the life of the average human being better.
@00skoll00 Wrong. Religion not only promotes conflict, but the prescription for resolving conflict is killing those who disagree (I can give you numerous verses for this from the Bible & Koran). So, to needlessly pile on with additional sources of conflict (about what some imaginary being wants) when we're already prone to conflict will obviously make the situation worse. Then, the fact that these conflicts cannot be resolve by peaceful means like reason, makes life worse for all of us.
@misterdeity Actually arbitrarily declaring me wrong is not very fair, there is the fact that different religions actually promote lack of conflict amongst self discipline and other things. Regardless of that people of the area still feel the great desire to murder each other. For example islam of the middle ages was extremely progressive, problem with religion is not itself, but that religious leaders refuse to let it grow and adapt. Also most conflicts just use religion and are rly over land.
@00skoll00 It was in no way arbitrary. I gave you the reason very clearly. The problem is that to be true to their Holy Books means eternal conflict with those who are not in agreement (I'm speaking of Western Monotheism). That periods of peace and progress may break out here and there does not address the more systemic problem. Just look how the religious right here in CA took rights away from gay people with Prop. 8. They were simply being true to their Holy Book.
@misterdeity I realize the constrained space for each response makes replies seem some comments seem slightly arbitrary however "They were simply being true to their Holy Book." , see that is the problem the conflicts that arise more often than not are from misinterpretations. Example some Islamic radicals declare war on the west, and claim this is in their holy text, that in fact is not but exactly the opposite it is clearly stated that no muslim should harm the people of the book(old testame-
@00skoll00 But that's kind of my point. The fact that you need a verse of scripture to tell you who NOT to kill should be the tip off. I don't want anyone thinking they know the will of God better than someone else. The second people believe that, they will start trying to enforce it on others - correctly interpreted, or not. We have enough trouble coming together about the simple things. We don't need to include the desires of a Being who may or may not exist and about whom we can know nothing.
@misterdeity But see thats a simple thing. I normally view religion as a moral guideline to live life, not as something to be enforced. Thats why my point is that the people are the problem not religion itself. Does religion give them an excuse? yes, but just like anything if you take away that excuse they'll find another. Behold racism, first blacks were inferior, then lazy, then etc, etc. Why is it so hard to understand we are all people and we all have faults :/ btw tnx for responses.
@00skoll00 " Behold racism, first blacks were inferior, then lazy" i dont mean this what they are I meant this is what they were called just to clarify it to everyone
@misterdeity you're confusing theism with radicals who take their holy books too literally and use it to justify horrible things like war. you can be religious without being a suicide bomber, in case you didn't know. and the democratic west isn't exactly the greatest place on earth.
@misterdeity no no no no no. it is not when people believe in god more. it is when people control other people with religion. Not the deep true meaning of the religion itself. There is a difference.
I would explain more, but DAMN, these are funny and I want to watch all of them.
@PeterKuriakose There was a reason for it. Saul left some alive and it came back to bit them in the butt. Have you seen the Omen? Would you kill Damien?
@XegoTheNinja I won't consider killing of children for the sake of extermination to be a moral thing to do, at all. I don't believe in superstitious garbage like God, gods, demons or Satan. So the question of me killing Damien is as meaningless as it is empty.
Next, you'll have to concoct a reason for killing of the donkeys and asses, per 1 Samuel 15:3, to prop up your pathetic justification for your faith in desert-nomad mythology. Having done that, ask why Moses wanted the virgins captured.
@XegoTheNinja But Xego, your point fails because there is no such thing as Damien. He's just a character in a fictional horror movie. The real horror is when people like you THINK that some people are real demons, & then you kill them. See a doctor, please!
@misterdeity "But I'm asking this: how does one get otherwise decent people to act in a systematically evil manner over long stretches of time without a God of the modern equivalent?"
Get them to join the republican party?? Sorry...somebody had to say it.
@XegoTheNinja As a psychologist, I can tell you Xego that most serial murderers in the U.S. have, actually, been Christians. You seem to be trying to make the point that belief in a god somehow makes you a good person. That's not only untrue, but it's not applicable in the case you brought up. Psychosis often robs people of the ability of following any meaningful morality. So, even if they believe in god, a serial killer might not be in fear of her/his/its punishment.
@Sheldonwh No what I was trying to say is people are evil. People are gonna rape, murder, and all sorts of immoral stuff. To say all that comes from believing in God, is just trying to blame our hideous human nature on something else rather than ourselves. Human immorality comes from none other than humans, not God or anything else.
Finally, to the extent that Jesus (whom I do not consider an historical figure) did not repudiate the God of genocide, misogyny, murder (of non-virgins, adulterers, disobedient young men, etc..), and homophobia, and to the extent that he taught people to revere that God and His "Book", he absolutely condoned war, hatred, and intolerance. There's simply no other way to see it. Now go do YOUR homework!
Matthew 5:17-19 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
@showofshame You see, Jesus taught that all of those hateful, violent Old Testament laws STILL HELD, even though he'd come.
As for whether Atheists kill, the point is that religious people so often kill BECAUSE of their beliefs. Atheists don't do that. There's nothing in the doctrine of NON-belief that leads us to kill people. (And please don't refer to Hitler or Mussolini. They were Catholics, not Atheists.)
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You manged to find a very rare grammatical error. Well done. I'm afraid you are still the idiot, and it just shows that when you managed to completely ignore everything i said, and concentrate on a completely irrelevant point, just like you did in the video.
Your errors hardly seem "rare." Your extraneous use of the word "when," for example, is incorrect as written. "When" signals a time and a fact. Correctly written, your sentence might look something like this: when you completely ignored me (time), you made me very angry (fact). You have linked no fact to your use of the word "when." You didn't go to college, did you?
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Do you enjoy making an ass of yourself? I am still in highschool, but i am a hell of alot smarter than you ever will be, because the saddest thing is your implying you have gone to college, and the most intelligent thing you can think of to say is how i didn't attach a fact to when, which i won't even argue against because i want to focus on my points.
1)You are an idiot looking for racism
2)Apparently also an idiot looking for grammatical errors, you would suck in a debate :)
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Can you say run-on-sentence? You write like you never made it out of the third grade. Your teachers should all be fired. Even more disturbing is your throbbing hard on for racial material. Instead of jerking off to "Roots," I suggest you concern yourself with catching up to your classmates. Get yourself into a dry diaper, and stop crying like an angry child who just shit himself.
Your ignorance is only furthered by your ability to ignore what i have said, and what is actually happening. You are looking for racial material, not me. You are just trying to drag it off topic, because you have probably realized the idiocy of your statement that this had an implicit message of racism.
Please stop embarassing yourself, your ability to spout bullshit about nothing is great, but only detracts from what you are trying to say. No matter how well you format it there is no proof.
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You have said nothing, only cried like a little girl. You have no argument, only a second-rate education. Since working your way through "Roots" has not quenched your sexually-deviant racial fetish, I'm sure you'll be whipping your skippy to "Amistad" tonight. You have failed in your attempt to traffic racial hate. Your incessant whining will not change this immutable fact. Deal with it.
You could also say that its a little disrespectful to Jesus to go about killing in his name and forcing people to believe in him, when he preached aboyut love thy neighbour.
Dude, even if it is a misconception that many people take, the fact that these two fall into it as well (being 'God') makes it even more funny. Learn to think outside of your little box.
Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity
We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.
Are you missing your seventh sense (humor)? I don't even know if Jehovah acts. Does he have an agent? I'd love to get him to do a cameo. Episodes 11-20 will be coming soon. But that doesn't mean I haven't chickened out.
I didn't even realize that humor is 7th sense, lol. I write comedy and work on raising capital for production of my 3D feature movie and starting company like Disney.
In the meanwhile, I would really like to help you with the production of Mr. Deity. In fact, I know a thing how to proceed with the raising of capital for a movie. I am not talking about Regulation D, sec. 506.
So email me at pkolasa at hotmail dot com and will see if my advice can benefit you?
He is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither. Whatever he does prospers.
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous. For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish.
Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.He is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither. Whatever he does prospers.
hahahahahahahahahahaha again!
FreidasGarden 3 weeks ago
LOLOLOL I made a joke about this years ago. God clapping his hands and saying "Lights please!" LOL
pinktux4 1 month ago
@pinktux4 Well, duh! Where do you think I got it?
misterdeity 1 month ago 11
This episode is my kids' favorite.
My kids say they like almost all of the episodes (even though most of the satire goes right over their heads) but this was the episode that officially made them Mr. Deity fans.
Are there any other parents out there who who find that the Mr. Deity clips prompt them to explain Christian, Jewish and Muslim teachings to their kids? I let my kids draw their own conclusions, but these videos are nice conversation starters.
iqlusionblogspot 5 months ago 4
If there is a god, he's got to be every bit as obnoxious as Mr. Deity.
ccbyrne58X 6 months ago
Let there be light, let there be dark. Light dark, light dark.... The Clapper!
skywize 7 months ago
@misterdeity even being a firm believer in God as a higher power watching over us i find your videos hilarious. i'm not here to spark any debates or try to tell you your beliefs are wrong and mine are right, because the truth is no one can prove anything on a religious scale. religion in itself is defined as a set of BELIEFS concerning the cause, nature and purpose of the universe. if believing that after we die there is more than just this life helps some sleep at night, to each his own
colorofcolton 9 months ago
@colorofcolton I'm right with you. Unfortunately, many won't leave it at that. If only God had said in one of the Holy Books, "Live and let live," the world would be such a better place. Instead, there's kill this person if they do this, kill this person if they do that, and if someone doesn't believe x kill them so I can torture them forever. I don't know why anyone needs BELIEFS. Why can't we all just admit that we don't know what caused everything and work towards finding out?
misterdeity 9 months ago 29
@misterdeity "Live & let live" That is essentially the message of the gospels. Christians use them as a moral basis for giving Tens of Billions of dollars annually to the less fortunate.
"I don't know why anyone needs BELIEFS"
The same reason people use philosophy. A guiding set of morality is useful. The fact that some people use religion to do bad things doesn't prove religion is bad. It proves some people are bad.
festdir 3 months ago
@festdir The gospels also say that Jesus came NOT to bring peace, but a sword. Not very "live and let live." And the underlying theology causes them to push Creationism into schools, block equal rights for gays, etc... As for "beliefs", they need to be grounded in reality, not some supernatural world which NO ONE knows anything about. That's when religion gets dangerous -- when people start thinking they know things they don't, especially about a supposed God and what that Being wants.
misterdeity 3 months ago
@misterdeity "came NOT to bring peace, but a sword"
So you are saying my 80 yr old neighbor may go on a stabbing spree?!
Glad you can manage to be a Bible Literalist, to really hammer this TOTALLY reasonable point home.
"they need to be grounded in reality"
Thanks for the advice, life coach. However, the grounded REALITY is that Christians donate more to the less fortunate, both per capita & total amount
"gays"
ELCA ordains gays. Stick with the broad brush; its really working for you.
festdir 3 months ago
@festdir And you -- keep ignoring history. Jesus also said in the Gospels, believe in me or burn in Hell forever. Does that sound, "live and let live"? Christians took that incredibly literally during the 800 years of inquisition. Galileo was locked up, Bruno was burned at the stake. Do you have any historical perspective whatsoever? Christians have gotten better as they have IGNORED their Holy Book. not the more they follow it. You seem to be pretty good at ignoring it (and history) yourself.
misterdeity 3 months ago
@misterdeity "Does that sound "live & let live"
Judging by the actions of Christians GIVING billions of dollars for the hungry, apparently they interpret the Gospels that way.
Not that TAKING donations for youtube videos, isn't every bit as impressive.
"inquisition..Galileo..Bruno"
TOTALLY consequential examples to modern life.
"any historical perspective"
Like ignoring the fact that religion was followed by the vast majority of the population, while developing the culture you currently enjoy?
festdir 3 months ago
@festdir What does giving money have to do with "live and let live"? And if you think that only believers give money, you're wrong. So apparently Xtianity is not needed for that. Of course, you don't address the inquisition problem re: it's connection to "live and let live." Cowardly. Finally, the culture I enjoy is a result of secular, democratic principles which are nowhere advocated in the Xtian Bible. Indeed, Xtians fought (some still do) the principles I (and probably you too) cherish.
misterdeity 3 months ago
@misterdeity "apparently Xtianity is not needed [for giving]"
Seeing as they give significantly more both per capita & total amount; Apparently, it helps.
"inquisition problem"
What inquisition problem are you currently facing? I am unaware of Christians doing this currently.
"secular"
With 80% of the population being Christians. If they are such a terrible threat, how can you manage?
Very "live & let live" mindset you are currently exhibiting. 'Self-Awareness'-Try it.
festdir 3 months ago
@festdir "so you're saying my 80 yr old neighbor will go on a stabbing spree?"
Way to sidestep the issue with this 100% worthless question.
"Thanks for the advice, life coach. However, the grounded REALITY is that Christians donate more to the less fortunate, both per capita & total amount"
Way to sidestep the issue. He wasn't talking about giving, he was talking about having beliefs based in reality. So do you believe in a 6000 yr old earth, global floods and talking donkeys or what?
goodvibrato 1 month ago
@goodvibrato "Way to sidestep the issue.."
What issue?
"He wasn't talking about giving.."
I was. I was talking about ACTUAL examples of religious people, not the actual religions themselves.
"So do you believe in a 6000 yr old earth, global floods & talking donkeys"
I do believe that you have the reading comprehension of a third grader. Thank you for taking time out of your day to prove it in writing.
festdir 1 month ago
@festdir Right, you were talking about giving. Only someone like you would think giving ratios is a worthy counter to living life detached from reality. I don't know if you could have come up with a worse argument.
goodvibrato 1 month ago
@goodvibrato "someone like you"
Oh? And what/who would be someone like me?
"ratios"
What ratio?
"living life detached from reality"
So says the person that makes numerous comments that are detached from reality.
"don't know if you could come up with a worse argument"
Why not? After all, you have provided numerous examples of "worse arguments".
festdir 1 month ago
@colorofcolton The time to believe something, is when you have GOOD evidence.
dutchbb1979 8 months ago
applause would have been so much better
electorg 9 months ago
Every Religious person on the Earth should watch ALL of MrDeity's videos...hopefully these idiots can get SOME kind of light in their brains..
AquariusLove100 10 months ago 4
303 people havent seen the light yet
badgerboyUK 10 months ago
@badgerboyUK Or just haven't discovered applause.
mcmeister89 9 months ago
Rock on Larry
deathman1021 10 months ago
I thought he said that he was on his 7th day or nearing it by episode 1.... what did God just say "HEBREWS! Hey buddies, creations, do you think maybe you could leave out the part where I kind of fucked up my own schedule? "Which possibly explains why the Jews have a painstaking persecution over their history, their the ancestors of the only people who know of God's inaccuracies to which God, in an act of bipolar rage, condenmned and blessed them over time. Mostly the first one.
Gjkl345 1 year ago
Mr. Deity:
Thank you for your abundant Grace and Mercy!, Oh, and the light! Yeah. light's pretty cool too!
Amen! LOL!
MagnetoMasterOfEvil 1 year ago
LET THERE BE LIGHT.... clap clap.
Maphysto 1 year ago
@GuiltySparkmeister No one has committed atrocities in the name of atheism.
beenn15 1 year ago
@beenn15 science is atheist atrocities have committed in the name of science. case closed?
00skoll00 1 year ago
@00skoll00 i feel bad for those rats too but... you have to understand, there isn't a science book out there telling you who to cast off, who to hate, who to kill, who to berate, enslave, punish, rape... etc... science is the food you eat, the car you drive, the computer you use, the doctors you see etc....
science is a result of curiosity and our constant need to improve life.
beenn15 5 months ago
Not funny sir! Bahahhhahahahaha
DurexDurpaneu2 1 year ago
How is this show not on HBO or Showtime or Comedy Central?? Who is dropping the ball here??!! It's just brilliant!!
gatogreensleeves 1 year ago 5
Aaaaaa clif edge!
A38MAn 1 year ago
"What the hell [that I haven't made yet] is this?"
PrincesTomboy 1 year ago
BAH HAHAHAHAHA!
hotfussed 1 year ago
★★★★★
jihadpizza 1 year ago
hey brian, you've dropped some weight since this haven't ya. good on ya
wubbadubdub 1 year ago
Love the fact that god's closest aide is name Larry.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
Humanity owes a great debt of gratitude to Larry.
Metzae 2 years ago 118
@Metzae Larry needs his own swag.
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@Metzae
Let's give him a round of applause.
berniebay 11 months ago
NOT FUNNY SIR!!! lmao
allister2357 2 years ago
Freaking hilarious!!
You guys are great!
Zanaraxtarus 2 years ago 2
"let there be light, hello?!..."
i don' t know if it could get any better..lol
tengriqut 2 years ago 4
Lol...the ending...brilliant show, keep it going!!!! (:o)))
SpeedySpod 2 years ago
I've seen this before :S
Was this in a movie? I'm sure I remember a movie starting with a scene like this.
ScissorHand26 2 years ago
cool until someone discovers applause xD XD xD
godDIEmanLIVE 2 years ago 3
From the diafragm...
MelleB90 2 years ago
"That's why I'm here sir"
bodeezy 2 years ago 6
Who says the Deity does not have a sense of humour!!!!!!!
Big G
gerard1875 2 years ago 3
"let there be light, hello?!" rofl! just brilliant
inshinzo 2 years ago 5
it takes 10 mins to watch each vid, having to pause cause I'm laughing so god damn much, AWESOME
DARRBEV 2 years ago 12
best one so far ^_^
DandMrB 2 years ago
This is hysterical!!! So are all those I've watched. They demonstrate the idiocy of Christian (Jewish and Muslim) beliefs very clearly. They should be mandatory in all Sunday School classes and all Science classes - just to demonstrate the consummate idiocy of these stone age superstitions.
leland61 2 years ago
showofshame hits the trifecta! Reading comprehension FAIL, logic FAIL, and South Park-episode-cited-as-evidence FAIL. If you don't do your homework, then you haven't done your homework! Who could possibly argue with that? You have to flesh out your argument, and give 20 pages of examples, but all he has to do is refer to a South Park plot line. Priceless.
vesuvius2005 2 years ago 3
haha sweet :D
flawedskull 2 years ago
This is funny stuff, Penn said this was a good clip
killerokam 2 years ago
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen
jack19790 2 years ago
I've often thought that Jesus has to be the biggest failure in history. He came to bring peace, love, and understanding, and gave us war, hate, and intolerance. That's an underachiever!
misterdeity 2 years ago
More like people are the worst students. We gave us war and hatred etc.
TGGeko 2 years ago
It's not that humans are the worst students, it's that they've had an AWFUL text to learn from, and have stuck to it dogmatically (as they were told to do) rather than learn and grow. I mean, when you're killing and imprisoning people who claim that the sun is the center of the Universe, or think that homosexuals have a right to live, you're in a constant state of war (with reality) and hatred (with anyone who disagrees with you).
misterdeity 2 years ago
Tell me about it. I think the bible is a book of culture explaining what the people thought back then. Certainly not an enlightened work.
TGGeko 2 years ago 3
That's a perfectly beautiful way to put it. I'm stealing that (with your permission --- which, I guess, doesn't really make it "stealing" innit?)!
misterdeity 2 years ago
You can also say the Bible is a failed science and philosophy.
I have religious people in my class, who say 'Jesus is alive and I'm so happy about that.'. What can I say to those people? Why does he never visit me? :P And they tell me I take the Bible too literally, but words are words. They say, when I point out that homosexuality is an abomination to the Lord, that it's just an opinion. What? It's your holy book! I 'm clueless, I don't know how to debate with that form of 'logic'.
RhapsodyOfHammerfall 2 years ago 8
Logic and religion often clash. My ma is mormon so i was raised learning it senece i was little so to me it was truth, but pop desided he was a athest so he tells me his logical veiws of things so now i don't knwo what way to go. Logiclally the idea is laughable, but regiaon uses ear so people think they are in a good thing and then they dont accsept any other veiw because they have "proof" or something. Its a sticky matter.
NecoMimi43 2 years ago
Go to school, learn to spell.
burtflaxton 2 years ago 3
Well was in a hurry, so i wasn't really concerned about spelling, sorry
NecoMimi43 2 years ago
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Jesus taught War, Hate and Intolerance? What Bible have you been reading? There's a southpark episode where they eliminate God and people still make war over other stupid reasons. Seems your problem is with man's basic nature. Oh, like Atheists don't kill people? I wonder how many dictators were either A. Closet Atheists or B. Overt Atheists. Your homework is to fully flesh out your argument and give examples 20 page minimum. If you don't it's just proof that you haven't done your homework.
showofshame 2 years ago
Well, YOUR homework is to learn to read what people actually write and not impose your own agenda. I said that people's dogmatic and unyielding faith in the Bible keeps them in a constant state of war (with reality) and hatred (with those who disagree), and that Jesus came to to bring peace, love, and understanding, but gave us war, hatred, and intolerance (I should have said, via Christianity but I thought that was clear). And where have I ever claimed that Atheists don't murder?
misterdeity 2 years ago
PWN'D
:D
Love your show, keep up the good work.
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago 2
Great evil is fueled by dogma and/or ideology. In fact, I would argue -- and I believe a compelling case can be made -- that the most heinous acts ever imagined or committed REQUIRE either a God or the modern equivalent of a god ---- which in our time has been a doctrine or ideology that is equally unyielding to reason, such as Fascism, Nazism, or Communism. Decent people left to themselves would never permit, let alone engage in the evils that are committed by people under these influences.
misterdeity 2 years ago 5
Where is the enlightened secular equivalent of the suicide bomber? Where are people mutilating their female children in order to deny them the pleasures of romantic intimacy except where God is present and has ordered it? Where else do people contort and twist their minds in order to justify such things as genocide, murder, rape, infanticide, homophobia, and on and on and on? These things don't happen, systemically, for hundreds and thousands of years without God or ideology at the helm.
misterdeity 2 years ago 9
@misterdeity Dude people do these things whether they believe in a god or not. How can you say that only people who believe as such do these things? You think serial killers and rapests are God fearing men? I highly doubt that.
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja Yes, sociopaths/psychopaths do such things. But I'm asking this: how does one get otherwise decent people to act in a systematically evil manner over long stretches of time without a God of the modern equivalent?
And yes, people can believe in God and do all manner of evil. History has shown that. Read the history of the Inquisition. No one feared God more -- that's WHY they tortured and murdered people. And that's the ONLY reason!
misterdeity 1 year ago 6
@misterdeity You're right people do do ridiculous and hideously disgusting things for their "god", but that doesn't mean that everyone who believes in God is going to be evil anywhere down the line. And also does not mean that they are doing anything that is permitted by God. I don't know I guess all I'm trying to say is there is good people and bad people whether you believe in God or not.
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja Of course that's true. But when people believe in God more, what do we get? We have two examples now in the West and Middle East in the last 1200 years. Judeo/Christianity gave us The Dark Ages of the Inquisition and Religious Totalitarianism, and Islam has now given us the modern Religious Totalitarian state. When we pull back from religion, enshrine secular, enlightenment, humanist ideals, we get what we have now in the democratic West. Case closed.
misterdeity 1 year ago 57
@misterdeity
Uh...more people have died under atheist regimes than ever died in the Crusades or Inquisition, mostly in the last 100 years. The Democratic West has its origins in Ancient Greece which, barring a few philosophers, was anything but non-religious, and its more recent incarnations have a strong religious basis, even if many of its founders weren't precisely practicing Christians. Also the Dark Ages was the result of the Fall of Rome, well, Western Rome anyway.
noodlezombie 1 year ago
@noodlezombie
Eastern Rome survived another 1000+ years and, oh look, it was Orthodox Christian. I'm not defending Christianity (or religion in general) at all, because seriously, fuck that shit, but I'm rather annoyed with your blatantly biased view of history.
Oh and the 'modern religious totalitarian state' of the Mideast is very much of Turkish origin and doesn't have much to do with Islam at all, it was just sort of slathered on top of the preexisting belief system.
noodlezombie 1 year ago
@noodlezombie You mean Communist/Fascist regimes? If we're looking at deaths at the hands of anyone who happened to be an Atheist/Theist, then religion still wins as you'd have to take all the deaths caused by 99.6% of the people who ever lived. Imagine the Catholics and Protestants with WMDs during the 16th/17th centuries. These are very tired arguments. And really quite pathetic. Atheists promote a Humanist agenda. Christians still promote a book which canonized genocide. Very different.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@noodlezombie And are you seriously going to try to tell me that the Dark Ages had nothing to do with a religion which tried desperately to keep it's people ignorant, illiterate, and whose founding philosopher (Augustine) taught that curiosity was a very nasty thing? Or, how about it's hatred of science or facts which in any way challenged dogma? No, that couldn't be it.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
Because one guy totally spoke for the entire Middle-Ages, right? As we all know the Church had absolute power and was never challenged or disobeyed at all, ever...oh wait. As for the various dictators of the last century, one could argue that they had no compunction about mass murder because they didn't believe any divine power was judging them. Atheists aren't a benevolent hive-mind who all think alike.
noodlezombie 1 year ago
@noodlezombie Yes, one could argue that, but only if one wished to look the complete fool -- utterly ignorant of history and scripture. Oh, that fear of divine judgement detoured mass murder. On the contrary, if you read your Bible, you'll see that God approves and commands mass murder.
As for Augustine, virtually every historian I've read puts him second only to Paul in terms of influence -- and certainly most of the awful stuff was his. Building his "City of God" was a disaster for mankind.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I find your show funny, and I am not one to argue judeo/christian religion has it the right way. But you have to admit that is an overtly biased way of looking at things. The baseline is not religion or atheism cause murder its humans do, conflict seems to be for some reason inherent to us, and we shall keep fighting till the end of days for bull shit reasons just to fight. Lack or not of religion will not prevent combat nor will make the life of the average human being better.
00skoll00 1 year ago
@00skoll00 Wrong. Religion not only promotes conflict, but the prescription for resolving conflict is killing those who disagree (I can give you numerous verses for this from the Bible & Koran). So, to needlessly pile on with additional sources of conflict (about what some imaginary being wants) when we're already prone to conflict will obviously make the situation worse. Then, the fact that these conflicts cannot be resolve by peaceful means like reason, makes life worse for all of us.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Actually arbitrarily declaring me wrong is not very fair, there is the fact that different religions actually promote lack of conflict amongst self discipline and other things. Regardless of that people of the area still feel the great desire to murder each other. For example islam of the middle ages was extremely progressive, problem with religion is not itself, but that religious leaders refuse to let it grow and adapt. Also most conflicts just use religion and are rly over land.
00skoll00 1 year ago
@00skoll00 It was in no way arbitrary. I gave you the reason very clearly. The problem is that to be true to their Holy Books means eternal conflict with those who are not in agreement (I'm speaking of Western Monotheism). That periods of peace and progress may break out here and there does not address the more systemic problem. Just look how the religious right here in CA took rights away from gay people with Prop. 8. They were simply being true to their Holy Book.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I realize the constrained space for each response makes replies seem some comments seem slightly arbitrary however "They were simply being true to their Holy Book." , see that is the problem the conflicts that arise more often than not are from misinterpretations. Example some Islamic radicals declare war on the west, and claim this is in their holy text, that in fact is not but exactly the opposite it is clearly stated that no muslim should harm the people of the book(old testame-
00skoll00 1 year ago
@00skoll00 But that's kind of my point. The fact that you need a verse of scripture to tell you who NOT to kill should be the tip off. I don't want anyone thinking they know the will of God better than someone else. The second people believe that, they will start trying to enforce it on others - correctly interpreted, or not. We have enough trouble coming together about the simple things. We don't need to include the desires of a Being who may or may not exist and about whom we can know nothing.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity But see thats a simple thing. I normally view religion as a moral guideline to live life, not as something to be enforced. Thats why my point is that the people are the problem not religion itself. Does religion give them an excuse? yes, but just like anything if you take away that excuse they'll find another. Behold racism, first blacks were inferior, then lazy, then etc, etc. Why is it so hard to understand we are all people and we all have faults :/ btw tnx for responses.
00skoll00 1 year ago
@00skoll00 " Behold racism, first blacks were inferior, then lazy" i dont mean this what they are I meant this is what they were called just to clarify it to everyone
00skoll00 1 year ago
@noodlezombie - Wow !!! You're batting a 1000 !!! You're completely wrong on every count ...
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
@misterdeity you're confusing theism with radicals who take their holy books too literally and use it to justify horrible things like war. you can be religious without being a suicide bomber, in case you didn't know. and the democratic west isn't exactly the greatest place on earth.
andrewesoterica 1 year ago
@misterdeity I accidentally clicked thumbs down, sorry
electorg 9 months ago
@misterdeity no no no no no. it is not when people believe in god more. it is when people control other people with religion. Not the deep true meaning of the religion itself. There is a difference.
I would explain more, but DAMN, these are funny and I want to watch all of them.
s1ider 3 months ago
@XegoTheNinja Read 1 Samuel 15: 3.
The vile and hideous things were not done for any "god", but commanded by God (who doesn't exist).
PeterKuriakose 1 year ago
@PeterKuriakose Do you know the history of Amalek? That was their punishment for what they had done and what they were doing.
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja Can you use your brain and think, for once?
Whatever the Amalek were, butchering their babies and infants isn't moral, by any stretch of its definition.
Would you decapitate Bin Laden's infant child, if you came across it?
PeterKuriakose 1 year ago
@PeterKuriakose There was a reason for it. Saul left some alive and it came back to bit them in the butt. Have you seen the Omen? Would you kill Damien?
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja I won't consider killing of children for the sake of extermination to be a moral thing to do, at all. I don't believe in superstitious garbage like God, gods, demons or Satan. So the question of me killing Damien is as meaningless as it is empty.
Next, you'll have to concoct a reason for killing of the donkeys and asses, per 1 Samuel 15:3, to prop up your pathetic justification for your faith in desert-nomad mythology. Having done that, ask why Moses wanted the virgins captured.
PeterKuriakose 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja But Xego, your point fails because there is no such thing as Damien. He's just a character in a fictional horror movie. The real horror is when people like you THINK that some people are real demons, & then you kill them. See a doctor, please!
fdi15O 1 year ago
@fdi15O It was an analogy. Geez you people take it so literal.
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
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@misterdeity "But I'm asking this: how does one get otherwise decent people to act in a systematically evil manner over long stretches of time without a God of the modern equivalent?"
Get them to join the republican party?? Sorry...somebody had to say it.
MrJmm999 1 year ago
@XegoTheNinja As a psychologist, I can tell you Xego that most serial murderers in the U.S. have, actually, been Christians. You seem to be trying to make the point that belief in a god somehow makes you a good person. That's not only untrue, but it's not applicable in the case you brought up. Psychosis often robs people of the ability of following any meaningful morality. So, even if they believe in god, a serial killer might not be in fear of her/his/its punishment.
Sheldonwh 1 year ago
@Sheldonwh No what I was trying to say is people are evil. People are gonna rape, murder, and all sorts of immoral stuff. To say all that comes from believing in God, is just trying to blame our hideous human nature on something else rather than ourselves. Human immorality comes from none other than humans, not God or anything else.
XegoTheNinja 1 year ago
Finally, to the extent that Jesus (whom I do not consider an historical figure) did not repudiate the God of genocide, misogyny, murder (of non-virgins, adulterers, disobedient young men, etc..), and homophobia, and to the extent that he taught people to revere that God and His "Book", he absolutely condoned war, hatred, and intolerance. There's simply no other way to see it. Now go do YOUR homework!
misterdeity 2 years ago 12
@showofshame YOU GOT PWNED BITCH
TheLoconate 1 year ago
Matthew 5:17-19 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Sheldonwh 1 year ago
@showofshame You see, Jesus taught that all of those hateful, violent Old Testament laws STILL HELD, even though he'd come.
As for whether Atheists kill, the point is that religious people so often kill BECAUSE of their beliefs. Atheists don't do that. There's nothing in the doctrine of NON-belief that leads us to kill people. (And please don't refer to Hitler or Mussolini. They were Catholics, not Atheists.)
Sheldonwh 1 year ago
@showofshame What a troll. No one can actually be stupid enough to use a South Park episode as support for an argument.
alfyakuza 1 year ago
@misterdeity amen
ericsbuds 10 months ago
why in the name of diety did they take "calp on clap off" off the grid....but then we might be created without hands lol
rallyf1 2 years ago
Not funny sir....lol i love this shit.
YogiToad 2 years ago 2
2:04 - there has NEVER been a better reference to the MST3k 'Look out for snakes' bit :p
naughtypagan72 2 years ago
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The implicit suggestion here that "dark" people are somehow morally inferior to "light" people is racist.
RadarGuidedVermin 2 years ago
Which is, I suppose, precisely the point here, is it?
dingenskirchen2743 2 years ago
...what?
monuke 2 years ago
THAT's the JOKE! Duh.
3DogPictures 2 years ago
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No, your an idiot looking for racism. The whole thing is making fun of the christians notion of god.
fhm629 2 years ago
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It's spelled "you're," dipshit. Who's the idiot now?
RadarGuidedVermin 2 years ago
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You manged to find a very rare grammatical error. Well done. I'm afraid you are still the idiot, and it just shows that when you managed to completely ignore everything i said, and concentrate on a completely irrelevant point, just like you did in the video.
fhm629 2 years ago
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Your errors hardly seem "rare." Your extraneous use of the word "when," for example, is incorrect as written. "When" signals a time and a fact. Correctly written, your sentence might look something like this: when you completely ignored me (time), you made me very angry (fact). You have linked no fact to your use of the word "when." You didn't go to college, did you?
RadarGuidedVermin 2 years ago
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Do you enjoy making an ass of yourself? I am still in highschool, but i am a hell of alot smarter than you ever will be, because the saddest thing is your implying you have gone to college, and the most intelligent thing you can think of to say is how i didn't attach a fact to when, which i won't even argue against because i want to focus on my points.
1)You are an idiot looking for racism
2)Apparently also an idiot looking for grammatical errors, you would suck in a debate :)
fhm629 2 years ago
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Can you say run-on-sentence? You write like you never made it out of the third grade. Your teachers should all be fired. Even more disturbing is your throbbing hard on for racial material. Instead of jerking off to "Roots," I suggest you concern yourself with catching up to your classmates. Get yourself into a dry diaper, and stop crying like an angry child who just shit himself.
RadarGuidedVermin 2 years ago
Your ignorance is only furthered by your ability to ignore what i have said, and what is actually happening. You are looking for racial material, not me. You are just trying to drag it off topic, because you have probably realized the idiocy of your statement that this had an implicit message of racism.
Please stop embarassing yourself, your ability to spout bullshit about nothing is great, but only detracts from what you are trying to say. No matter how well you format it there is no proof.
fhm629 2 years ago 5
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You have said nothing, only cried like a little girl. You have no argument, only a second-rate education. Since working your way through "Roots" has not quenched your sexually-deviant racial fetish, I'm sure you'll be whipping your skippy to "Amistad" tonight. You have failed in your attempt to traffic racial hate. Your incessant whining will not change this immutable fact. Deal with it.
RadarGuidedVermin 2 years ago
I lolled.
CaptainFoolio 2 years ago 3
"Cool until someone discovers applause." That made me LOL so hard.
A7XRules4life 2 years ago 2
now that was creative xD
sheepwshotguns 2 years ago 3
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Pretty accurate. ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 2 years ago
Until they discover applause HAHA
Mr. Diety rocks
ChasePiat 2 years ago 4
So what's this 'Mr. Diety'?
Is he the king of diets or something?
:P
Yazzarh 2 years ago
"[...] let there be light, hello!"
THat was hillarious :D :D :D
ricardas83 2 years ago
haha, god is a jackass.
dejawolf 3 years ago
And God said, Let there be strobe light!
poisonous22 3 years ago 6
And God said: Let there be light, and clapped hands, then the light came, and he continued clapping and light went on and off. God created disco.
okkima 3 years ago 9
That pretty much explains why sun sparks. Because people in all over the world clap on average of 4 claps per second.
okkima 3 years ago 2
I think more
lyllyearthlinknet 2 years ago
"Not funny sir!"
Ahh, but it is!
Hooya2 3 years ago 14
That's why I'm here sir. LMAO
noophy42 3 years ago
I just plain love Mr. Deity. This is the best. Ever. And I'm going to meet him in Los Angeles next month!! Woo-hoooooooooooooo!!! :D
tvilot 3 years ago
"let there be light" *clap-clap* roflmao!
whyld5457 3 years ago 3
Hilarious. 5'd and sub
darkreign16 3 years ago
if there was a good, I'd like him to be this guy.
freelancehero 3 years ago 2
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i wish ppl would stop saying "jesus is cute" but instead say the guy playing jesus is cute. its a little disrespectful to refer to that guy as jesus.
kthomasb16 3 years ago
No one gives a shit.
darkreign16 3 years ago 11
You could also say that its a little disrespectful to Jesus to go about killing in his name and forcing people to believe in him, when he preached aboyut love thy neighbour.
Silly christians
snakenetadmin 3 years ago 14
you do not talk or sing from your diaphram...uhh...I hate that misconception...
muzikbabe4444 3 years ago
Ya? Well that misconception hates you!
xXAkridXx 3 years ago 2
I am sure it does...by the way that was clever, how long did you have to think about that one?
muzikbabe4444 3 years ago
How long did it take that one to think of you!? OWNED!!
xXAkridXx 3 years ago 7
Dude, even if it is a misconception that many people take, the fact that these two fall into it as well (being 'God') makes it even more funny. Learn to think outside of your little box.
dereknobert 3 years ago
the end was kind of obvious but it was nicely done none the less.
Laughs and 5 brighties for you!
Paxmax 4 years ago 2
"how cool is this?"
"cool until someone discovers applause"
LOL!!!
bAsketbAllluver837 4 years ago 35
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this is by far my least favorite one. i don't love it!!
RedNifre 4 years ago
this is by far my favorite one. i love it!!
kitty515 4 years ago 2
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Great Video! Check out midwestatheist.blogspot(.com) for all the best atheist videos!!!
unalunallena 4 years ago
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usernamesarehard 4 years ago 11
Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity
misterdeity 4 years ago
it's great congrats!
nunofyourfukinbusnes 4 years ago
"yeah... cool until someone discovers applause." hahahha... that was pretty good
SwissCatholic 4 years ago
We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.
misterdeity 4 years ago
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Dear Cast of Mr. Deity; Jehovah doesn't act on impulse. We are in his image, but we are NOT him. Therefore don't expect God to act like we would.
Another issue: WHAT HAPPENED TO EPISODE 11? did you chicken out? pok pok, chicken?
Pawel Kolasa
wiser dot tv
PawelKolasa 4 years ago
Are you missing your seventh sense (humor)? I don't even know if Jehovah acts. Does he have an agent? I'd love to get him to do a cameo. Episodes 11-20 will be coming soon. But that doesn't mean I haven't chickened out.
misterdeity 4 years ago
I didn't even realize that humor is 7th sense, lol. I write comedy and work on raising capital for production of my 3D feature movie and starting company like Disney.
In the meanwhile, I would really like to help you with the production of Mr. Deity. In fact, I know a thing how to proceed with the raising of capital for a movie. I am not talking about Regulation D, sec. 506.
So email me at pkolasa at hotmail dot com and will see if my advice can benefit you?
Pawel
PawelKolasa 4 years ago
:-D
This was so fun! LoL
(ps - tell poor "Larry" to take a nap. He seems stressed) ~L~
WoosterFanGirl 4 years ago
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He is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither. Whatever he does prospers.
Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous. For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish.
thelightofourworld 4 years ago
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Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.He is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither. Whatever he does prospers.
thelightofourworld 4 years ago
whatever happened to episode 6?
mnkittel 4 years ago
The Superbowl Special was Episode 6
Jahon15 4 years ago
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copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours
nkmfeknapf 4 years ago