Whitney Cummings

[MegaFreeman09]

She's my present. ;)

[eezysqueezy]

This chick isn't funny, or even that hot to compensate for being so unfunny.

[epicfrieddonut17]

-_-

[frostjackMP]

Patrice is dead, yet this anorexic cunt still lives...

[moodswyng]

Hey, why doesn't anyone put a fist into her mouth? It's gonna fit sooo easily.

[Mockingbird5150]

she's gorgeous just hit mute first. isn't this show on at like 3am monday mornings?

[EPICPokerTV4]

why is buying a house a mistake?

[hopetheygotspaceweed]

yeah only funny part was brenner

[KataNight]

RIP Patrice O'neal

[fastedu1]

I didnt laugh once

[tedcantu1]

Did Emo Phillips get a sex change?

[bigsleep32]

This woman is so offensively un funny it's scary. She's an insult to good comedy and possibly the worst comedy dialogue writer I've ever seen. Her tv show was listed as one of the worst sitcoms of all time not of the year but all time. 

[hattorihanzo2189]

wow whitney, that was so funny. you should totally considered making it part of your act........

[adamk4747]

this bitch is damn not funny every time she talks its the rehearsed un funny loud mouth bullshit. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT FIND HER FUNNY?

[AndyHarglesis]

@adamk4747 Explain why she isn't funny and why the male you prefer is.

[KataNight]

@adamk4747 There's something about her, plus she's hot. I'm a Capricorn and she's a Virgo, like Adam Sandler, maybe you're an Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Libra, or Sagittarius, and hate women.

[adamk4747]

@KataNight ima taurus

[KataNight]

@adamk4747 Well that screws that up. xD

[adamk4747]

@KataNight ya im a f'ing bull

[kg3181222]

@KataNight or maybe she sucks!

[KataNight]

@kg3181222 I mean she probably has to to stay on top.

[kg3181222]

@KataNight Or maybe she's just not the least bit funny!

[Maroontimes1981]

Oh! I love David's comeback.

[MadThad0890]

fuck are they laughing at?

[KataNight]

@MadThad0890 You have to have a sense of humor to get it, laughter. That usually requires some intelligence.

[tubeyoukonto]

HER NAME IS CUMMINGS?!?!

i want her!!

[guycab]

David Brenner taking a canned joke and instantly turning it to gold.

[1IIIIIIIIII1]

WHITNEY THAT HAIR DOO WENT OUT OF STYLE IN THE 80s........THE 1780s....

[tedcantu1]

@1IIIIIIIIII1 HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

[cosg9531]

Why do attractive women look even better when they're wearing bangs?

[theempire00]

@cosg9531 hehe I know ;)

[grands1am]

@cosg9531

I think it makes them look younger

[blackspida130]

I hate how they lead these people into telling bits of their stand up

[SpiritCrusher47]

@blackspida130 yeah, gives me the shits

[junkabuttafli05]

@blackspida130 thats the point of the show

[JonasPolsky]

@blackspida130 then you hate Comics Unleashed.

[edwinshap1]

@blackspida130 but thats the whole point of the show :O

[SinisterSkyline]

David Brenner stole it...so easily

[patientzero532]

@SinisterSkyline When are they all going to stop pretending that this Cummings bitch is a "comic"? They're all being very polite. Hopefully, someone soon will tell her to give it up.

[Pavee1987]

great show

[Kainthemain]

that was more like a guy joke,women love giving presents!

[Niro2512]

@Kainthemain yeah but women dont like to spend money for other people

[Kainthemain]

@Niro2512 they love shopping,and they are pretty much spending our money

[blognewb]

@Kainthemain huh? women LOVE GETTING presents.

[MaggieRoara]

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