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  • What's in the box, oh, what's in the box? Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?

  • what is the point of teller?

  • Would be kind of cool to have engineered such cool planes that some think they are aliens lol.

  • @bwrightau that's actually what it is. yes it's a secret base but secret =/= aliens.

  • OMG 06:30 its rodger at the window!!!

  • what's with all the weird sexual sidebar videos whenever I watch P&T bullshit?

  • @deprogramr

    I guess that it's because Penn & Teller have some skits with topless women in a lot of in their "Bullshit" vidios (such as in their Cheerleading one).

    Some are censored, some aren't.

  • That ufo guy was a wack however 9/11 was an inside job Penn, Your bullshit ain't gonna fly. :)

  • More people might listen to Ufologists and other assorted conspiracy chasers if they didn't come off so hysterical and self righteous. Try not talking down to people and acting like you're some kind of great prophet and a bastion of endless knowledge. Have some humility, you know, likable traits. Not the traits of a college kid on winter break coming home to lecture the adults, who are usually far wiser. In 10 years those same kids look back and laugh at themselves for assuming they knew it all.

  • Sure it was 'Top Secret', but come on, it was just a place where they tested new and experimental planes and shit. What would you expect them to test that shit outside the local Starbucks at the height of the Cold War? But anything associated with 'secret' is a conspiracy nuts wetdream.

  • Area 51, you can't explain that.

  • @YouLoseByDefault you sir are a cunt

  • fail... the u2 was developed at the skunkworks not area 51

  • Area 51 was invented by the U.S. government to distract its populace about the fact that their entire useless country is fucking bankrupt beyond belief.

    E.T. Phone Home!

    (Just don't make it collect)

  • @YouLoseByDefault our economy is recovering and we have many great people here mainly child stars and authors

  • @SuperTonyOrtiz Keep buying into that bullshit. And are you seriously fucking defending our country by using the people WHO ARE FUCKING RUINING IT as an example? Those child stars and authors are nothing but a group of trash who are trying to end freedom.

  • @piemonkey321

    Child stars and authors are trying to end freedom? That's an even more hysterically insane claim than his where it appears he said they're "great people". Not sure if that's what he meant, but there's no mistake what you meant.... Calm down. Breath...breath..

    Just because you read it on the internet doesn't mean it's true. This might surprise you but certain individuals..like to fuck with gullible people. You're a victim. Let it out...there you go. Have a tissue.

  • @jackiedegracia Curious: what do you mean by "Let it out" and "Have a tissue"? :)

  • @SuperTonyOrtiz

    I'm sorry...did you just call child stars great people? Or did I misunderstand?

  • @jackiedegracia no im talking about dr Seuss and mr rogers not barny

  • I've been to the little aleinn

  • Therefore aliens

  • Are 51 - Where blackbird was designed and tested....

    It is a secret airforce base that is related to UFO's (Unidentified flying object this does not mean aliens ffs....)

    If flying saucers are real, they are military equipment that is not revealed to the public, the government always has and always will be ahead in technology to where we are.

    Area 51 takes the hiding in plain sight saying to god level.

    someone says are 51 someone else says lol aliens? you are crazy.

  • *It's Hitlers brain, now YOU prove that it isn't*

    there is such an easy way to do this, just, hand, me, the box...

    OR! We could just pretend it's not his brain because it would probably be illegal! :D I WIN!!!

  • Here is the deal Area 51 is real, but not in the way an idiot would think. Every land mass is given a number, so there is a Area 1, Area 2 and even an Area 100. Now as for aliens technology and bullshit like that, there is no way that is posible but remember a person is smart people are stupid. We can't convince people about the logic of it so just give up on those who belive bullshit like that.

  • "Area 51 is used to test prototypes in aviation and stealth technology" .. WORKS FOR ME! I don't frankly care. The government has its secrets, my neighbors have their secrets, I have my own secrets. Kinda funny though... seems with Area 51, every "alien" craft that comes here ends up crashing in non-populted areas and then hauled away secretly

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  • A PILOT MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. There were UFO sightings by military and civilian pilots. Was it UFO I dont know but it is at least worth considering.

  • I just poked the screen and said, "That says my name." I'm not sure I'm intelligent enough to be able to watch this show. Shit.

  • @yescharliesurfs - except the scientific method doesn't end in proof. Just a theory that is continually reassessed depending on new information. There is no 'proof' in science as is it impossible to prove anything

  • I thought this was settled years ago? It's a Lockheed-Martin (and other) experimental aircraft base. There is nothing alien or UFO about it - the sightings of things that are 'aircraft but nothing I've never seen before' are just experimental aircraft in test flight. An early concept of the F117 was seen from aerial photos and people thought it was a triangle UFO they had captured. It was later revealed as a stealth aircraft under testing. The security and secrecy is just to protect information.

  • Sheesh. Use the word "fuck" as much as Penn does and it not only looses its meaning, it gets really, really annoying.

  • For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible -  Stuart Chase

  • Why do P & T ignore the hundreds of government files and ex-military people who KNOW about the issue ? We're sick and tired of wankers who ignore good solid evidence preferring to replace it with their conjecture. I suppose they think that they are funny and that just because they learned a couple of magic tricks at school it makes them experts on phenomena which they've never witnessed. Confronted by ETs they'd run like school girls with their fear running down their legs.

  • @TelecasterLPGTop Whereas you'd fight them with your bare hands like the valiant acne riddled hero you are?

  • @TelecasterLPGTop u do know that this show has a time limit and to clearly go tho all of that would take 4-5 episodes right?

  • Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes" said it best: "I think the proof that there's intelligent life out there is that none of it has tried to contact us."

  • Very funny but isn't it a little cruel to the sincere people? I mean do they know they are going to be humiliated?

  • @crmfghtr They send them episodes from the first season and make it clear which side they are on. In another episode they say that people go on because they genuinely believe that they have flawless evidence or are untouchable in some way.

  • @crazydragonpuncher Oh ok, thanks for the info

  • Is this the room of requirement at the start?

  • I love the ex pilot I think he pulled too many gee's and broke something.

  • Does area 51 exist, 100% sure. But it's probably just super advanced aircraft and weapon technology, the U2 was probably so advaced during early developpment, that America did not want the USSR knowing about it. They had to keep it super secret. Same shit today, keeping secret a new technology, that we will all know about in 20-30 years. No ailens in area 51.

  • Next day, the guy who sneaked to Area 51, disappeared.

  • Lear is a fucking disgrace. I cant believe he destroyed his life like this...

  • @PressXtonotdie Well, the molecule acceleration propulsor thing, proved that things can go faster than the speed of light.

  • @Poodleinacan It proved the POSSIBILITY. If they can recreate it in 10 years, IMA GOING DA ABESHIT!

  • Haha the orange "glow" on the diagram of the UFO propulsion system looks like a dick and balls.

  • Teller ain't telling nobody.

  • I don't think it's fair to strong man the other side of area 51 argument and also if there was any truth about area 51 that they found they wouldn't tell you because they are on television and want money. TRUTH=NO MONEY If they tell the truth the us government would shut them down by pressing ridiculous charges open your eyes ppl and get a mind of your own don't blindly follow

  • Guy has a 4Aliens -Nevada license plate hanging on the wall, and tiny plastic dinosaurs as well. Where do they find these people LMAO!

  • @SpankTV Craigslist.

  • Area 51 hides nothing alien and there have been no UFO crashes. Surely most 'sightings' all over the world have a logical explanation. But to ridicule everything one doesn't understand is just as anti-scientific as to resort to a supersticious, religious or 'supernatura'l explanation.

  • @cuevarap This is the scientific method.

    Idea>Hypothesis>experimentatio­n>theory>proof

    This is what U.F.O hunters do

    Idea>proof

    Hence they are incredible.

  • @cuevarap what about the things that scientists can't explain? books can't explain? do they not exist or something, you said there was a logical explanation so let's hear one.

  • @ZACKnirvana Don't get me wrong, I'm skeptic/scientific minded but very sensitive to the yet unknown or unexpained thus without a 'yet' logical explanation. Everything is engaged in nature and its laws so, sooner or latter, logic or science should hopely catch up with 'most' of it. I think Penn & Teller are poking fun at something that should be approached with a more serious inquisitive attitude considering worldwide related testimonies. I'm not referring necessarily to Area 51.

  • @ZACKnirvana There will always be questions that science will not be (at that time) able to answer. That's the driving force behind science. Without unknowns there can be no science. Science is engaged in asking questions, presenting hypotheses, refining them into theories, over and over again. Asking science for all the answers right here and now is just naive.

  • fuck penn and teller!

  • come on guys we all kno the all the secret shit in in Colorado

  • What the hell, if you search Rachel, Nevada on Google Earth you see the Kernel's head!

  • They already did an episode on aliens. This seems kinda redundant.

  • Heh. The propulsion system was hilarious. "Oh they travel by defying the laws of physics."

  • Area 51 is real, just aliens are not. The only things that happen at Area 51 is good American engineering.

  • They are not talking because they work for the fucking government and are not able to talk. If they think that the US used aliens to create crafts, then how do you explain Russia or China creating stealth craft and weapons. Idiots, oh wait, they have aliens too, makes so much sense.

  • Robert (the fat ufo guy) looks like he could be a good actor, chef, or comedian if he wasn't a ufo hunter.

  • I think Stephen Hawking had the best idea regarding alien conspiracies: If we were to ever make contact with extraterrestrial life, it would be such an enormous event that it would be nigh impossible to cover up. And that, if the government is indeed covering the existence of alien life up, they're doing a much better job of that than they seem to be at anything else.

  • @thebestusernameeva I personally think that intelligent alien life exists, but I doubt we will ever meet it. The distances are simply too great, hell it would take years, upon years, upon years to simply leave the solar system, let alone travel to distant planets in neighboring systems. Nevertheless, to say that we are the only intelligent life in the known universe, or even the milky way galaxy, is the highest form of arrogance there is.

  • @thebestusernameeva True, but to play Devils advocate, the same amount of leaked info that would uncover corruption or incompetence or whatever would not be sufficient to prove something as amazing as aliens on earth, so they would need to fuck up more than anywhere else for that much proof to get out.

  • @thebestusernameeva i was gonna give yo a thumbs up but you have exactly 51 thumbs up and I wouldn't dare change it :)

  • @SkyFortStudios Good eye there!

  • If aliens don't exist and we're the only ones in the universe, then God is a dick. Don't be dickish, God! We love you!

  • @scoobyrds wELL yur god dosen't exist so fuck yourslef

  • I do believe that UFO's exist.I think it's kinda selfish to believe that life exists only in our planet.

    But I really don't think that Area 51 is hiding any aliens-or that anyone has come in contact with aliens for that matter.

  • Genuinely can't tolerate these idiots.

  • is it just me or....does the picture look like a penis?

  • I bet J.R. is fucking all those guys.

  • WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

  • reminds me of Paul

  • in the terms of math and probability, the chance of life is allmost equal to 0% (so freakin low it shouldnt have happend, even in the vast area we call space) and the chance that life should happen another place in the univers is so low that i cant grasp such a low number. but hey, i kind of believe there is life another place xD

  • @oaaserud Actually, probability is in favor of life on another planet with the sheer size of the universe. However, it's travel that's the issue

  • @Kiergadregin wow.. its not like this is my theory.. this is the mathematics of life.. and no, probability of life on another planet is so low it shouldnt even have happend once.

  • "... and that asshole is my partner, Teller!" hahaa I love this show. Just a few seconds in and I'm already laughing.

  • Yeah, our president couldn't keep it a secret that he got a blowjob in office. You really think the government could keep something like this a secret.?

  • Why is it that people think that just because an object is a U.F.O., that it is an alien? a U.F.O. could / can be anything.

  • Did anyone notice the "&" between Penn AND Teller at 0:19 .

    That was pretty clever.

  • 6:16

    I FUCKING HATE COMIC SANS!

  • I belive aliens exist somewhere, but I do not belive they have ever been here on earth, and Area 51 is a secret cuz U.S.A. don't wan other counteries geting a hand on their advaced miletary technology.

  • I've always thought the design of the saucer would be a real pain in the ass to stand up straight with those curved walls.

  • Aliens. They fly 200 million light years, dodging black holes, asteroids and supernovas but those New Mexico telephone wires are a real bitch.

  • @Thorpe741 thats a good one xD

  • How come paranormal investigators can't look and act like normal people?

  • at 12:42 i was like oh GOD its going to be a penis....

  • Do I think aliens exist? not sure.

    Do I think that Area 51 has aliens? not sure.

    If they DO, it's a good thing that they are hiding it. If word slipped out or evidence surfaced that they indisputably do have aliens, then every religion would fall apart, so it is a smart move by the government.

  • @starwarsfreakgeek the smart move in my opinion would be to hasten the demise of religion.

  • They keep secret air planes.

    On a secret airbase, clever!

  • Do I think Aliens are real? Yes.

    Do I think they are visiting us? Why the fuck not, we are sending shit out there.

    Do I believe Area 51 has Aliens and their craft? No.

    Area 51 is nothing but a playground of US black projects. That's it.

  • @Yallniggasbetrollin We have indeed sent a quite few probes out (I think Voyager 1 and 2 are the only ones that have left the solar system) and lots of radio waves, but the odds of any advanced civilisations picking them up and swooping down for a visit are pretty slim. The distances involved a fucking vast. Advanced civilisations apart from ours are pretty much certain; the universe is huge. However, the chances of us contacting eachother across such vast distances are very, very slim.

  • P & T, I say 'Bullsh*t" to you, towards the end of this NWO comedic tour, you showed a video of three lights in the sky, all the same size, and apparently floating to Earth in a smooth manner.

    The person with the video you laughed off as crazy, saying the lights were flares.

    I served in the Army, went on nighttime maneuvers. I'm here to tell you personally that flares aren't perfectly round, and don't give off a constant illumination, and they fall to Earth in a haphazard manner

  • Area 51 could be experimenting with different radioactive elements like plutonium 239 to create a synthesized fuel that will get a jet plane higher and faster. And some of these fuels that area 51 could be make might have a highly toxic exhaust or the fuel it self could be radioactive.

  • I know some of the high high altitude jet planes fuel tanks are not air presserized. They do this because, at higher altitudes it is harder to keep the jet engine going because of lack of air. (You need a mix of air and fuel to keep the jet engine going) and because the fuel tanks are not presserized they leak fuel like a son of a bitch at a lower altitude .

  • I think all the high clearence and top secret shit that is going on at area 51 is they are polluting area 51 with plutonium 239, but also area 51 is polluting the whole middle west USA with plutonium 239. think of how piss off the US taxpayer would be if they found out the some one they loved got cancer or some internally ailment from some high altitude jet planes exhasted that flew over them.

  • aliens exist.

  • Teller's vocal chords are in the box.

  • @Krogoth04 hahaha probably

  • WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! WHAT'S IN THE BOX WHAT'S IN THE BOX WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!?!?

  • is funny people mock and laugh openly at alien spoofers but dont do the same thing to christians and other religious FREAKS, i think we should all point and laugh at them also. religion is jus like area 51s so called alien sightings , FULL OF SHIT

  • @bigsinger1981

    Are you for real?

  • @OniLunchbox what do ya mean ?? do you mean do i think relious people r freaks ?? HELL YEA . ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD PAL

  • @OniLunchbox Yes he is and I support him!

  • @bigsinger1981 ...i laugh at them, and its also the pure defenition of ignorance to simply say ''theres no other life out there'' and funny enough the people who say that ...are religious why because the very exsistance of another life other then our own would destroy the religious world...and i cant wait for that day.

  • Alien life: Possible (hopefully) Alien craft in Area 51/Earth: VERY unlikely (I wish it was very likely)

  • @GiorgioPanadgi It would amuse me hugely if it turned out that area 51 was just a case of misdirection.

  • "Cant ducks do all that??" XD

  • 05:42 oh how nice, he created a club for crazy people.

  • wow, 50 ufo's. guess ET is a REALLY bad pilot. and why do all of them CRASHED IN THE DESERT OR UNDERPOPULATED AREAS? don't they think at least one would crash in a very populated area? in a building? 50, dudes. think about it.

  • I have to thank all these alien hunting guys without 'em this bullshit wouldn't have been possible

  • I strongly suspect there are other life forms including intelligent self aware life forms out in the vast universe. BUT, they face the same problem we have with space travel. The freaking Distances. Unless the old speed of light problem can be beaten, interstellar travel for complex life forms is not feasible.

  • i believe in extra terrestrials. we cant be the only living planet in the billions billions of stars and planets.

    the greatest proof of extra terrestrials is the fact they are smart enough to steer clear of this fucked up planet.

  • @jwtrans85 so the greatest proof is that you can't prove it...well then the argument is yours because I can't dispute that. Ever consider politics?

  • @Ferratonue I am too cynical for politics but Ill keep that in mind.

  • @jwtrans85 I know you are making a joke but the lack of proof is the proof that they exist?

  • @TheT4xid3rmist look at Christians. They believe in something imaginary that they have no proof of.

  • @jwtrans85 Its not just Christians. Every religious group in the history of the world has an imaginary friend. Christians are just winning by numbers at this point in history.

  • @jwtrans85

    And a smarter man will cash in on your false belief. Fact that even some retards dare to claim that a bunch of saucers can defy the laws of physics. Another hillarious argument. Advance allien race can defy laws of physics but can't prevent its advance saucer from crashing in Roswell. ha ha ha

  • @jwtrans85 Calvin Hobbes reference? :)

  • @darkalleyheroes nope just personal thoughts.

  • @jwtrans85 wow really original.....u must be really smart.....

    And your greatest proof is that they never come here......ya,

    that's why there's never any sightings.....ya....... your "greatest proof" can't be confirmed, because they steer clear of this fucked up planet, did they telepathically tell you, "yeah....um were not coming to earth any more.....but you will be in our thoughts however... and please don't tell anyone we exist". Top comment ......give me a fucking brake man!

  • @MegaIanlee umadbro

    

  • @grandpamoe1 ohh yeah...think I was just mad...or high or something, can you........maybe tell that other (top comment.....shhheeahhright) guy....."that I am" sorry, I am deeply very sorry....and bord, very very very bord.........and by the way what kinda grandpa......moe, goes around saying bro...........bro

  • @grandpamoe1 ohh yeah...think I was just mad...or high or something, can you........maybe tell that other (top comment.....shheeahhright) guy....."that I am" sorry, I am deeply very sorry....and bord, very very very bord.........and by the way what kinda grandpa......moe, goes around saying bro...........bro......you must B like thirty fo.........yo

  • @MegaIanlee you read the bible friend? lol! "proof" is in the pages

  • @nobody120 No I don't actually.....enlighten me...no don't ...what the hell are we arguing about anyways, hes saying they wouldnt come here, I'm saying they would....the other humans like his comment for some stupid reason, thats all I'm saying the majority of people relate to something that is basic, & no eye opener, that sounds "cool man....yeah" instead of listing to what the dumb fuck is actually saying......duh.....do U get it now freind...calm down,dont give a shit anyways...whatthefuck...

  • @jwtrans85 got that right! dont abduct the psycho-maniacs(everyone)

  • @jwtrans85 64 people don't understand the burden of proof.

  • @jwtrans85 Wow that was so self-defeating towards all of humanity

    thumbs up!!!!111111111111111111111111­1111 cunt

  • @RedDaVincy that's the point bub, and way to make you point, when all else fails swear, .. remember folks, don't feed the trolls.

  • @nobody120 The title of the video is a swear. Penn swears like a fucking sailor. Boo hoo swearing. Also, you're not just a cunt, quite frankly, you're an AWSHOLE. Go back to cutting yourself, emofag. If you hate humans so much it's easy to cease being one.

  • @RedDaVincy lets make a suicide pact! you go first! i'll wait! :D its kinda flattering that you spend the time to flame me! thanks! im happy your parent let you stay up so late to get angry at me!

  • @nobody120 Time zones escape you. Also, FIFTY HITLERS

  • @nobody120 can I watch too? Ill pop the popcorn!

  • @RedDaVincy way to prove my point. Well if they ever change their minds and do come back I'll be sure to give them your number. Have fun getting probed.

  • It's good to have an open mind,

    but not so open that your brain falls out

  • There is nothing "extra terrestrial" at Nellis Air Force Range (Area 51).

    the secrecy is nessesary for the protection of national security.

    The base is only used for research and testing aircraft and black ops testing.

  • Anyone else notice that he said that the reactor on the UFO is made of adamantium? Adamantium is a fictional element. It does not exist.

  • That U. F. O. blueprint kinda looks like my dick. Yes. With the aliens inside it too.

  • anyone else was thinking about Wolfenstein 3d with all that Hitlers brain?

  • OH FOCK

  • Earth has not yet contacted any aliens. It is physically impossible for alien races to have traveled to Earth. There are no livable planets within even 400 light-years from Earth. There is no conceivable way a ship could get here with the crew alive, even traveling at light speed. Physically impossible.

  • @nofalltoofar

    unless you have an Einstein-Rosenberg bridge. That would make distance irrelevant. But also, who's to say they came from a massive distance and not from a parallel universe? I'm sure you're familiar with the multiverse theory in Quantum physics.

  • with bilions of fucking galaxies how can one be sure there are no alien species? its not neccesary for them to be on earth but they probably exist

  • Obviously somewhere out there in the universe life exists, however only an idiot would believe that aliens have visited Earth, and you have to be even stupider than that to think the government is hiding it from us.

  • @Pyroshellspawn94

    ye, because the government is always honest with us right? They would never lie about anything at all.

  • Were do they find these "KOOKs"?

  • People who say there are no UFO's are fucking retarded. There are plenty of unidentified flying objects, ask ANYONE in the air force.

  • they move up, they move down, they make u turns.

    wait, cant ducks do that?

  • If you really want to know what is going on at Area 51 just read up on the lawsuit agianst the govt over EPA concerns and workers' exposure to hazardous chemicals.

    President Clinton signed an Executive Order exempting Area 51 from environmental regulation in September, 1995, and the lawsuit was dismissed by the judge, leaving the workers SOL.

  • LOL Warehouse 13 reference... nice...

  • These guys push an uber agenda. Don't let anyone tell you different. I wish they were more toward the center on things. But then again it wouldn't be bullshit if they were.

  • @SniperViper1000 Nope. They are right-wing libertarians, use the propganda group the Cato Institute on numerous occasions, and very much have an agenda. Their agenda is pro-corporations.

  • Penn and teller , as always are doing a great job! im really glad that main stream skepticism has a place in the land of the strange. well done fellows . may we have more please?

  • There's a difference between opening your mind to the possibility of extra-terrestrial life and thinking that alien life has visited Earth and the government stole their technology and is having a secret intergalactic war and that's why they won't let you in because they don't want to let you know because they don't want to let anyone know because it's all a big conspiracy!

  • @watermelonygoodness

    To put it simple. Keeping an open mind is good. Just don't let it be too open or it will fill with bullshit.

  • I POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP­ED and im telling the world I just did it because I want to. HAHAHAA

  • 12:47 ... dangerously close to a ball sack and the shaft ... haha

  • I'm going to miss this show so much. I wish I would have gone on for 8 more seasons.

  • Why sugar coat it. Why not just call them lying, crazy, stupid people? You know all those people seeing really unknown flying craft up close it's all a figment of their imagination or they lying. There is being skeptical, then you just got to call someone a liar and those are fighting words.

  • @shojingod They could be lying for money. Ever thought that one threw?

  • @shojingod Watch the first episode. They explain why they "sugar coat" things.

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