R.A.T. Blonde Jokes

[Josierox22]

I find this video mean because im a blonde and im really smart!!

[SuperStinger75]

Blondes jokes are wishful thinking of jealous darkies – men and women. In reality, natural blondes are the bright ones. Look at the universities, they are full of natural blonde women.

[saartjelovesyou]

hahah i don't understand a lot of them :$ and i'm not blonde

[angeljazo89]

yyeeahh!

[kagara121]

you look like BLT

[cgcmtb]

I'm blonde :)

[Sugarpies3579]

Heyy!!! I'm a blond!!!

[NinjaDinosaurfish]

(Do not take this the wrong way...ok?)

This blonde wlks into Best buy snd says "Can I buy this TV?" They say "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." So she goes home and dyes her hair brunette. She comes back and says "Can I buy this TV?" They say "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." So she goes home and dyes her hair black. She comes back and says "Can I buy this TV?" They say "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." She says " How do you know I'm blonde?" They say "Because that's a microwave!!!

[bieberlove269]

these jokes are terrible i hav an amazing blonde joke.......

three blonde girls are walking in a forest when they find some tracks. the first blonde says there bear tracks, the second says no there wolf tracks and the third said they were deer tracks. they were still arguing when the train hit them.. :)

[jokerchick411]

thumbs up if you are blonde and smart, or agree that blondes are not dumb!

[crazycroak123]

It's a metal pole dipstick

[BearPapa1990]

can you tell me what this means. a blonde walks into a bar. ouch!

[BearPapa1990]

hair color does not who you are! thumbs up if you agree

[Iluvdonomar1]

ur pretty 4 who u are

[gummylishus]

oops *find



[gummylishus]

i fine that blonde jokes are hilarous although i am blonde and i was born blonde and never died my hair im acctually fairly smart so yea fun fact XD!!!!!!

[hlianacute]

I don't like those jockes because I am blonde :D

[cutemakeupchick1]

Ok brittani u and shane dawson are awesome im a blonde i get that u were joking but it kinda iffended me

[BeautyByBrookeYEAH]

2:50=gay pride flag:)

[TheGianny17]

wtf. do you know how stupid your jokes are? 

[Natas773]

Blondes are celebrated in all cultures, look at Brazilian journals, you can see a lot of blondes (although only 5% of the Brazilian population is natural blonde). Even in Japan, the hair color of the gods is celebrated in Manga comics! So, it is any wonder that many bad people begrudge gorgeous blondes for their beauty and elegance and make dumb jokes about them?

[SuperAiden777]

@Natas773 get over yourself

[Natas773]

@SuperAiden777 Get over your envy ...

[PaintyBrush]

those weren't the best jokes😳

[cukgirl]

These jokes actually suck. I'm a blonde, and I'm a straight A student, what's up?

[ostrichlover39]

this really insulted me:( other wise it was great!

[chloewormald]

ok ok i laughed a little ;)

[frizzymonkey800]

how does a blonde kill a fish???

throws it in the water and trys to dround it haha

[HaleyAlexJ]

I'm a blonde but i don't take any offense to blonde jokes. I actually think some of them are hilarious. Yes, there is the stereotypical blonde who's an idiot but most blondes aren't. Blonde jokes are not personal and people shouldn't consider them to be.

[annedunlap1]

@HaleyAlexJ Same here I'm a blonde Some of the joke almost make me laugh my butt of but people should not take offense unless u r one of the stereotypical dumb blondes

[gummylishus]

@annedunlap1 wow there are so many spelling errors in that "sentence"

[mckennamarocco]

Blonde are not stupid!!! Im a blonde!!!! but I still love you:)<3

[jazzmaster200]

i am a buroonate but still nobody should tell jokes about some ones hair color

[ShortieWithHazelEyes]

@jazzmaster200 "burnoonate?" what the hell is a buroonate? By the way, get over it.

[lilmisscookie11]

Yes, i think this is funny, but i just dont get why people think blondes are stupid! Im blond and im gifted. This isnt a hate comment, i just dont get it.

[tazzynaz]

im blonde but...

why did the blonde get into the army? IDK, guns, probably.

[MissBieberRockz]

im part blonde and im smart... so r all other blondes lots r just putting on a show >:( u girls disgust me with ur attitude lots of u r pretty

[tillsterfied]

no efence, but i dident laugh at all.......

[SupSup1121]

I'm a blonde and proud of it and I loved this video I don't know why people are saying"brittany this is so offensive" she doesn't mean any of it!!

[nelfreak]

brit! what is wrong with you!? where i that funny lady that makes us laugh to death? All I see is a woman that ran out of passion. These videos bored me to hell! Your old ones where better! >.<

[V4ndi]

@nelfreak old ones? this one is from 2008, old enuff, nu? o:

[Nikkiisamazing1000]

this is really offensive!!!! stop being so mean

[jealous121]

@Nikkiisamazing1000 dude calm down blonde jokes r harmless they r just jokes

[Nikkiisamazing1000]

@jealous121 Ugh,

Sorry little sister was on my account....

& my sister isnt even blonde, -__-

[greeneyes0014]

a brunette, santa claus, and a smart blonde jump off a very high buiding... which one hits the ground first?? the brunette becuase santa clause, and a smart blonde DONT excist.

[LexiAnnTweedy]

i love this one okay

a blonde and a brunette were in a bar watching the 6 oclock news and on it was a man threatening to jump off a building the brunette says to the blonde "i bet you 50 quid that he'll jump" and the blonde goes "okay i bet you 50 quid he wont."

Any way the man jumps so the blonde goes to the the money out of her purse but the brunette says "ill tell you the truth i saw this on the 5 oclock news" and the blonde says "so did i but i still didnt think he would jump" XOXO

[Cheesefrog101]

I made a blonde joke, so a blond, a redhead, and a brunette dies at the same time, they're all at the stairway to heaven. God says, "that he'll tell a joke on each stair, if you laugh, you go to hell." So on the 346 stair, the red head laughs and falls off. On the 654 stair, the brunette laughs and falls. And on the 999 stair, the blond dies and god asks, " Why did u laugh, u were so close?" and the blond says "I just got your first joke!"

[LexiAnnTweedy]

@Cheesefrog101 yeh thats been around 4 ages too hun or mate (im not sure which) XOXO

[LexiAnnTweedy]

i laughed until my tummy hurty hehe XOXO

[Turquoise267]

A blonde had a suspicion that her boyfriend was cheating on her. Of course, she was sad, so she went over to her boyfriends house with a gun. Like she thought, her boyfriend was with another girl. The blonde got the gun and put it to her head. Her boyfriend said 'No! Don't do it!' The blonde said;

'Shut up! You're next...'

[agzebra]

ok.. I'm not complaining or anything.. but I'm a blonde.. and why do people always say that blondes are dumb? and who even started saying that? is it because we have more fun?? its just so confusing!

[22sa5m]

what did the blonde say when she saw a box of cherios? OOOO look doughnut seeds!!

[1halagan1]

Could everyone NOT pick on or get 11lynnemarie upset, i mean gezz -_-

[thehontry1luver]

Yeah i didnt find it all that funny but it was ok I guess....

[amandarocks789]

>.< this wasn't as funny as i thought but okay?

[SpazzyHyperGirl2001]

This was a little weird but good

[entertainmentradio]

I don't like "Rhonda", her slow, prissy voice is annoying. Just saying.

[11lynnemarie]

@Singamajigfan200 where did u hear it?

[11lynnemarie]

@Singamajigfan200 ikr

[erie345]

It's soooo dumb when blondes take blonde jokes seiriously. I'm blonde and they are my favourite kind of jokes. Get a life fail blondes.

[LolipopGnomoFan]

This is insulting, in fact I think blonds are not supid, it's just that stupid girls dye their hair blond.

I'm blond, weird, happy and proud of that!

Thumbs up if you agree with me

(sorry if my english is not very good, I'm from Uruguay)

[ErikkChattman]

@LolipopGnomoFan In South America? :O

[weelycool]

@LolipopGnomoFan aww come on, I'm blonde too, but they're jokes. They aren't supposed to be taken seriously.

[JacAttackIsBack]

@LolipopGnomoFan Sorry I don't agree,she was just joking...

[BuddahThePug]

@LolipopGnomoFan idk if urn retarted nut its blonde

[LolipopGnomoFan]

@LolipopGnomoFan people can you please stop replying this comments?

I wrote this a long time ago!! and almost everyday i get a reply. OK! I GET IT! there´s people that dissagree with me

[komplicatedXkristina]

@LolipopGnomoFan Cant take a joke?

[komplicatedXkristina]

@LolipopGnomoFan Btw This is Taylor Kristina's sis Im naturally blonde too And Your english is GREAT sorry if your one of my sisters friends :\

[SieraBeagan1]

@LolipopGnomoFan i think that the brunettes are the dumber ones, because they believe that stupidity comes from hair colour!

[GirlEdward]

@LolipopGnomoFan not insulting @ all if you know blt shes nice and just playing

[AquaPockySticks98]

@LolipopGnomoFan um i dye my hair blonde i get straight A's in school so if i dye my hair does that make me dumb???

[TRSforthewin]

i have two blonde friends both are in my advanced math class i know ones in advanced science the others in my advanced langauge arts class they are very smart and im a brunette yes i think the blonde jokes are funny (actually only some of them ,some are just plain stupid and aren't even funny) but so does my friend and SHES BLONDE XD i don't get why people get so defensive over a joke after all it is just a joke =) come on guys

[rickard1177]

chicks with lisps are sexy

[lilmonster365]

@cupcakeloveable U spelled goddess wrong XD I love it when people who try to correct someone is wrong XD

[cupcakelovable]

@fuzzyeyeball smart blondes DO exist im not blonde but a brunette

[cupcakelovable]

@lilanimegoddes first of all u spelled godess wrong second of all im a brunette (i dont care about brunette jokes if they exist i think they r actually funny!) third of all i get the highest grades in my class which is B A A A which i know its baaa(sheep) -.- and i got honors every yr since 1st grade cuz kindergarden doesnt allow it btw if u wanted to know im in 5th =P and im the smartest of my class so if u dont know other brunettes other than ur friend so u know what Screw U =D

[cupcakelovable]

@Millyserendipity a smart blonde DOES exist and u spelles exist wrong get ur facts straightand learn how to spell(btw im not a blonde im a brunette)

[MissPoppy1998]

there was three girls that died (blonde,brunette,redhead) and were just about to enter the gates of heaven when an angel said before you enter you have to listen to 100 jokes and not laugh. if you laugh you will not be aloud in. so the brunette goes in first listen to 35 and cracked up laughing (she wasnt allowed in) then the redhead got to 50 (wasnt allowed in) then the blonde went got to 99 and cracked up laughing then she said she just got the first joke

[emmabeart]

@Mr.farraj123 i know alot of blondes that are probably smarter than you they dont care about their appearance they care about school and their friends and family the "dumb blonde" thing only happens when you bleach you're hair

[lilaburoo]

Superdisney7 is right but I like the video

[tahorselover]

You know i'm blond but i'm smart dont take everyone as the same oke i mean are al black people asses (i dont think so?) so why are blondies stupid anyway i dont get it an britani(i guess you spell it that wy :s) i love you and youre not avending me cuz you say noavence at the end an stuf

[TDAizmylyfe123]

@tahorselover its offending not avending :)

[SBAnimaniacs]

SOOO let's get to some Rhondy dondy sill willy nilly blondy jokey wokies from Rhondaaa.

[playerhater1218]

how do u drown a blonde? glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. lol

[Wowgirl52]

and then they went to the blonde one and poked her she said "Potato potato!!!"!!! I love blonde jokes even though i am one, Thunms if you laughed

[Wowgirl52]

Three women were running away from police officers, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, they were running near a farm and decided to hide in the shed, in the shed there were 3 burlap sacks, so each one in hid in them, when the police officers came all they saw were burlap sacks, so they poked theone with the brunette in it and she said "Meooow" police officers said, "nope its just a cat" they went to the one with the redhead in it and poked it, she said "Woof Woof" "Nope its jjust a dog"

[somniumcourtney]

Blonde joke: A blonde goes to a farm and asks the farmer if she can take a sheep if she guesses how many sheep he has. The farmer agrees. She guesses correctly and starts to head off with her sheep when tue farmer angrily called after her. She asked him what he wanted and he replied, "GIVE ME BACK MY DOG!!" :)

[Haimait]

I'm Scandinavian, here soooo many people are blonde. Kids have white-ish hair!

[asperdd]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a blond watching tv,theres a guy about to jump so the guy sits next to the blond and says"bet you 5 bucks he jumps" blond looks at time it says 6:00 so she says ya ok he jumps blond "ok here" guy"aghh I cant take it i saw it at 5 o'clock"blond"me to i thought he wouldent do it againg".

[PixieLoveDust]

my friend landon says ur dumm im mad ur funy funny!!!!!

[ChimChim131]

Im blonde, but her wig looks like gma hair D:

[TamsynChaffins]

wtf? im a ginger, and i dnt mind when people crack jokes about red heads, saying wer souless, bitchy, sluty, ect. so wat the fuck? if i can over look somthing like tht, blondes, im sure u can overlook the acasional blonde joke. im sure nobody thinks all blondes r stupid.

[genreil2]

i have a funny blonde joke. a blonde is getting frusstrated because she can't figure out the puzzle and her husband comes in to calm her down and asks her whats the problem? the blonde answers i can't figure the puzzle out. the husband looks at the puzzle box and says honey relax and put the frosted flaxes back in the box.

get it because theirs a tiger on the box so the blonde outomaticly thought it was a puzzle

[spongebob6161]

Blondes rock! oh Yeaa

[11lynnemarie]

My friend made up this joke, it's a bit offending though.

They're are 3 girls. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

They just robbed a bank, and the police are after them.

So, they hide on a farm.

The brunette hides behind a cow, the redhead hides behind a horse and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes.

The police come and ask " Anyone here?"

The brunette goes: "MOO!"

The redhead " Neigh!!( you know the sound horses make)"

The blonde goes " PO-TA-TOES!"

[chookieJS]

@11lynnemarie lol im pretty sure she didnt make that up

[11lynnemarie]

@chookieJS well her dad is a movie producer and he used it in a movie ( i dont know which one) maybe thats why a lot of ppl know it

[blackxpinkxx]

@11lynnemarie they didnt make that up.. smart one.

[11lynnemarie]

@blackxpinkxx u mad ?

[blackxpinkxx]

@11lynnemarie no? your just dumb, because they didnt make it,

[11lynnemarie]

@blackxpinkxx ok dont need to b mean.....heesh...

[aliceee2smart]

@11lynnemarie hi im alice .. yu got this from nigahiga and i made a joke like this before.. are yu ukrianian>?

[11lynnemarie]

@aliceee2smart no

[LexiAnnTweedy]

@11lynnemarie your friend didnt make that up!!! thats been around for ages XP

[11lynnemarie]

@LexiAnnTweedy oh okay tnx another person called me stupid instead of breaking it nicely like you did tnx

[LexiAnnTweedy]

@11lynnemarie XOXO

[xBlueJellyBean]

I'm a blonde. :) Dirty blonde, dark blonde hair. :) These jokes are funny, but the only thing that's offending, are the comments. Jeez, Some people are just straight out rude. :(

[iloveocean336]

I'm a straight A blonde girl, thanks! Oh well. I'm telli'n a joke!

How do you drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool...

[iloveocean336]

I'm a straight A blonde girl, thanks!

[arilovestocheer6]

im blonde.... im smart!!!! i have straight 'A'S and im in honors classes.... brittani is rit blondes do have more funn!!!!!

[2123bella32122]

@arilovestocheer6 me too im going in the gifted program but i still have waay more fun ;)

[bltlover88]

why did you put roandaa why not rawandaa

[libbykerryshooper]

if blondes are dumb then gingers have souls people

[TamsynChaffins]

@libbykerryshooper then blondes r pretty fucking stupid >:D

[13dummblonde]

I'm blonde, I actually kinda like these jokes. I've got one! So a blonde, a red head, and a brunette walk in to see a magic mirror (Idk) the guy says, you must tell the mirror something true, or youll disappear. The brunette says, "I am the smartest girl in the world"and she is fine the red head says, "I am the prettiest girl in the world" and shes fine the blonde says "I think......." and then she disappears

[jenniferl9]

im blonde the only thing that pissed me off about this one are the comments some people left about us

[hellokitty666able]

i'm blonde but heres a funny blonde joke "a blonde girl and her bf go to the movies she says i'm going to get something to eat he said ok she bot mm's and she starts picking out the brown ones and gives them to her bf and he says what r u doing then she says i don't like chocolate." hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! :)

[ShiivvyTV]

Im blonde and kinda pissed off , sozz blt I love you but I hate that ppl thinkwhere dumb and idiot!

[cheetahcatlovergirl]

Im Blonde....I dont know why people think we are stupid....hahahaha but i love u blt!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up if brittani brought u here!!!

And yes blondes are fun

[sporkberry]

im a blonde but this is ok

[yona9rues]

I'm blonde and I just laughed my but off! Sometimes people take things to seriously!

[Samanthagurl247]

im a blonde and honestly i just laughed at it :)

it's called self humility guysss :) it's all good <33 u blt

[aniciarox123]

spam

[madkatrob]

im blonde and im not offended...

[zimusa1]

you dont have to b emo to have blue hair :(

[11foxygirl]

@zimusa1 ud know that how

[zimusa1]

@11foxygirl What do you think

[ilikecheereos]

Step1 cover your mouth step2 whisper wish in hand step3 post this on 10 other videos step4 look at your hand

[LoganBerry21310]

blondes shouldnt be offended because the jokes were meant o be bad and not funny

[SpegettiBabes]

Haha blondes r stupid x

[CoolioGirl1231]

@SpegettiBabes ur rude

[xCydBaileyx]

227 blondes watched this

[shonamoffat]

im blonde and i dont think its offensive

[gummibears211]

@shonamoffat lol if i was blonde i would be offended but its just a video

[CuteKittensAww]

i dnt approve cuz im blonde

[SuperChickenbaby]

@CuteKittensAww me 2 this is offensive

[MissPoppy1998]

@CuteKittensAww its a joke there are jokes about brunettes and red heads to so ur not the only one

[xellen1998x]

Its Hard to reconize me cos I look hot and stuff xD lol

[Wassupfreaks199]

YIPPIIEE I AM AN ASIAN HEADED WOHO!

@rachelamber100 Blondes are dumb!!

[TheMonkeyQueen100]

.............im blonde.............

[luvfritz2009]

seriouslly y r blondes offended about these jokes i wish i was a blonde lol i love these jokes and i like to make fun of myself cuz i lack common sense so i say i hav invisible blonde hairs dont be so sensitive blondies jeez

[dsmickiemouse11]

@luvfritz2009 I'm a blonde... and I LOVE blonde jokes! You just have to have a good sense of humor... =]

[luvfritz2009]

@dsmickiemouse11 yeah I know, thanks for agreeing, it's redicoulous blondes complaining that they aren't dumb!

[sammie122799]

Wow dumbest jokes I've ever heard

[hollywoodstar380]

I am blonde and I have High honors and Honors I am not stupid I am pretty smart. Yes I hve a boyfriend and he says I'm beautiful, sweet, smart, funny and so on. no he doesn't like me beause I have boobs or I am pretty it's because we are compatible and we love eachother Thank you very much. And yes Blonde no big words

[littlemissrandomLPS]

@hollywoodstar380 uh it's just a joke my brother is blonde and he's really smart and it's kinda funny because you spelled "know" wrong XD PS Im a dumb brunette X]

[Jaystar131]

im a blonde and i am very smart so stop making these jokes were not stuiped

[mainlyhappie1]

@Jaystar131

take a chill pill they are just jokes... P.S. you spelled stupid wrong

[101purpleninjas]

I'ma red head

[TamsynChaffins]

@101purpleninjas me 2 :D 

[samsbabejr]

Humor may be good for your mind, body and soul. But blond jokes make my mind, body and soul weap :(

[regaroo23]

@Ashlynahh same here. I also agree that us blonds aren't as dumb as you think.

[Ashlynuhh]

And not many people are that dumb that they would do those things...

[Ashlynuhh]

I'm blonde... And I'm smart. I don't really find them offensive... just annoying because lots of people just assume all blondes are dumber than brunettes, redheads, and what not...

[bonkweef]

I'm blonde and I'm smart!! Ugh, well than. :(

[Superdisney7]

sometimes i hate being a blonde.. BUT ALL BLONDES THUMBS UP CUZ WE'RE SMART!

[MrFarraj123]

@Superdisney7 not really

[Superdisney7]

@MrFarraj123 oh? so just because of our hair color people (like you) assume that we have different learning abilities?

[MrFarraj123]

@Superdisney7 yeah cuz blondes only care about there looks just saying no offence.

[Superdisney7]

@MrFarraj123 well that's a matter of opinion. i'll bet many brunettes care about their appearance too. Also i think its stupid that if a blonde actually did something as stupid as in the jokes people make, then why would you people assume that All blondes are that way?

[MrFarraj123]

@Superdisney7 well most brunettes dont care about there looks i dont care if i look like shit at school i didnt go to school for a fashion show i go there cuz i go there to learn ok good day :)

[Superdisney7]

@MrFarraj123 neither do i and the term 'most brunettes' means that you think you know the opinion of about 20,000,000 people with brunette hair. So how would you know what millions of people are thinking? so just stfu mr. "mind reader"

[MrFarraj123]

@Superdisney7 just said good dat so YOUR STFU MOTHER FUKA STUPID ASS HORE

[Superdisney7]

@MrFarraj123 wow first u say good day then you use vulgar? listen i know ur probably like what? 7? but i just commented what i thought about the video. a lot of people commented that they're blonde but rather smart so you should really go back to watching sesame street, ok? good day little troll

[MrFarraj123]

@Superdisney7 First of all im 18 ok ur like who knows 8 and bak off u should be watching how to add ok soo bye ugly ass hore have a badd day. better? i thought so :

im blonde but my hair look kinda brown cuz i die it sometimes red and sometimes purple. Love you R.A.T aka brittani