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  • Ever wonder what Massage Therapists are thinking?

    Checkout the HILARIOUS new "S#!T Massage Therapists Say" video!!

  • massage helps so many people relax and de-stress.

  • Ok.. This is a what, 2 and a half minute massage routine? There's no 15 minutes at all in there. :L

  • who clicked on this just to see the hostess getting a massage??

  • If Southern California isn't your thing check us out! We're in the high dessert of Santa Fe, New Mexico. The weather is good. The culture is unique. There is huge art scene.  We are expert teachers! Since 1967.

  • You can't give a good massage without a good table, check it out

  • I'd like to Maholo her daily.

    Gooorgeous.

  • what about: stfu! and show some fucking technics?

  • Am I the only one who watched this to learn?

  • @Hyminym me too

    all to often i've hot fina girls ask me to give them massages but im too insecure to know how :/

  • @Hyminym obviously not

    

  • number 1

    

  • Always wear safety goggles

  • Joe Bob Smith? are you kidding me?

  • Happy Wedding Day, Leah!! :) or belated wedding day haha

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  • Joe Bob Smith?

    

  • i get a boner everytime a sexy girl massages me

  • we want real demonstration

  • @zeid67 Americans are this Americans are that..americans americans...........dont YOU people from other countries realize how transparent you are? Its an inferiority complex. Americans never say..the problem with you Brits or the problem with you French ....its just so freakin lame. We get it...your not happy. You can stop pretending how awesome your country is...if it was so awesome you wouldnt have to constantly mention Americans. Its like trying your convince Yourselves

  • @Rizzy55 - I don't particularly believe this, but here's what the rest of the world thinks, here.

    The world isn't jealous of the US. Rather, the world laughs at your (ostensibly of course, I'm not saying this =P) poor education and health systems, slow internet, an incredible, rather stereotypical reputation for outstanding stupidity, involvement in every large international war for the past 100 years, UFO sightings, conspiracy theories...

    There's a LOT of stereotypes. Just remember that.

  • @Talinoth You basically nailed everything spot on, except for the slow internet thing... I have no idea where you got that.

  • @Mystrymeat - Well... It's not exactly SLOW, but it IS a bit lacking when you compare it to mainland Western Europe. You get WiFi fucking EVERYWHERE, lol, and the internet speeds are just divine.

    UNFORTUNATELY, I don't live in Europe. My point is a bit null and void there, because I kind of like, live in Australia.

    ...

    It's still awesome, though XD, despite shitty internet.

  • @Rizzy55 - Most stereotypes are based on fact. These are no different.

    I think, the issue is, you think the broader international community is insulting your country. Sometimes it's true, but it tends to be rather, that they're insulting the PEOPLE in your country - remember how I mentioned legendary stupidity?

    George Bush didn't exactly help you guys (neither did Sarah Palin, btw LOL) when it came to looking decidedly intelligent on the forefront of international diplomacy.

  • @Rizzy55 write this post on the post which i had written to reply you becuase i made so many posts

    

  • Americans are sooooo behind health care system like we have in europe, woaow you just discovered the prevention methods (massages, free therapies and so on)

    The only good think about usa medicin its modern (perhaps because they have the money who are paid those poor bastards!!!!) lol long live europe..

    Tino from Spain!!!

  • the top comments are simpley disgusting.

  • Joe Bob Smith. Names don't get much more vanilla than that. It's a good thing he bought that shirt.

  • but why through a shirt?

  • My god she looks just like my ex-gf... Ughhh I miss that girl. Drugs and alcohol will fuck up your sex life people!

  • ill cum on that bitch leah's face

  • 0:57 Wow, is that dude really named Joe Bob Smith?

  • Sex sex sex can't stop thinking about sex I'm a maniac!!

  • @Ptaycool9 no ur not a maniac, your just a man! like me ^^

  • I prefer you Leah to make me relax with a prolonged blowjob lol. So take the next flight to Brazil and I'll show and lend you a big pot of inner mouth lotion! hahahahahaha...

  • LOL 3:48 its very common for massage therapist to FINISH their massage...

    (I'm thinking) Happy Ending???? 

  • 5% of diseases are stress related

    90% of diseases are CAUSED by your mind

  • @WishSmack, That's a good thing since I'm never sick.

  • @amgoo12 Yeah it is. I learned to control my life energy(ki) about 2 years ago and since then I never got sick or got tired or had any kind of physical problems. If you wish I can teach you some techniques :D

    They are really easy to do and there aren't many

  • lol I came here just to see all the perverted comments about massaging her

  • )))

  • 0:57 Lmao "Joe Bob Smith"

  • Yea But Guess What, IM NOT IN FN CALIFORNIA!

  • I bet youve definetly done that before you skank you

  • less talk, more massage

  • aches.....and.....pains? from siting at a desk all day? jesus people need to get out of new york....

  • J'ai perdu 7 kg en 1 mois sans régime sans gym ...

    seulement en utilisant ce easy-2 kit

    a Révolutionnaire kit

    Visit ---- > EASY-2

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  • Women aren't supposed to massage.. They don't have the hands for it..

  • VULCAN DEATH GRIP!!! 

  • Way to go NHI, my alma mater! Class of '02

  • joe bob...lol

  • I WANNA KISS U

  • Notice at 5:04 all the Featured stuff is about people dying, I'm a bit concerned.

    LOL

  • wanna massage me?

  • If I were to relax, I would prefer not looking at skeletons and humans without skin, before getting the massage..

  • massages are great, but what about a MASSAGE A TROIS?!

    SEARCH "MASSAGE A TROIS"

    Channel Conor Hanney

  • Very helpful thanks:)

  • stress will make you sick and kill you.

  • why is the muscle man picture in the back having fists and no open hands ?

  • @TheNachter Because it's a muscle chart. There are no muscles in the hand, only tendons/ligaments and bone.

  • BOOOOORING

  • Guys type in "gift" before youtube then press enter

  • Leah should massage me one day.

  • can she massage my fat cock

  • @hp11208

    u sure its a cock? Not ur ass right? since u're 25 stone.

  • @lThellRockl lol who the fuck is 25 stone haha

  • @shirkenXCCR

    dnt let me start on that.

  • lol she said "i like being on people"

  • @MikeyCanDoIt If u meant at 1:50~ the girl said "I like being around people"

  • Leah baybeee!

  • Massage school is a joke in the states, 500 hours to 1000 max wtf is that, in Toronto is 2500 hours and board exams required, they teach everything from Neurology deep, Pathology, Advanced techniques, Osteopathy joint mobilizations, orthopedic test etc. all they learn in Cali is muscles and bones, cool video 90 percent of ppl saw it bc they are perverts and they wanted to jerk off to the host

  • @EuroPhantom22 that's Cali!!! Have u even researched the other states??

  • @EuroPhantom22 that's Cali!!! Have u even researched the other states?? It all depends on wut school u go 2.

  • @EuroPhantom22 what like you tossed off over your nans saggy jugs

  • @EuroPhantom22 based on what your opinion in youtube or the facts?

  • LOL They forgot her at 5:25 but they remembered it at 1:58 Jen Moore

  • @APSkou haha

  • body massage machine go!

  • she can bring me fresh blood flow any time she wants

  • youre the hottest girl ive ever seen

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  • This video is most popular with....males age 35-64....predictable

  • Why do i love Leah??

  • @ckboy05 cause she's hot yo!

  • in the credits JEN ??? xD

  • I think that nearly all masseur have relaxing voices. Lita will allways be the leader

  • Is that Lance Bass getting a massage?

  • now i have an even bigger boner!

  • Check out some music by Kaz Piech

  • But What about the "Happy Ending" ??

  • @Angelotvkool I got one........from your MOM

  • leahs so fucking hot

  • It feels werid watching some1 getting a massage

  • LEAH your soo hot i wanna have sex with you

  • Um, why is Mr. Frosted Tips getting a massage and not, um, leah??

  • @miniclipfuzz

    lol @ frosted tips, I like.

  • @miniclipfuzz because leah wants to learn these tips for her lucky man

  • i wish she had been naked ..

  • Leah seemed to take in a lot; be happy for her to demonstrate what she learned on me !

  • It all depends on who is giving you the massage.

    I'd rather get poked on my back by Leah, than get a massage from that other lady.

  • Is this a 15 minute happy ending massage?

  • Why is that photo in the background around 1:00 of a eunuch?

  • The muscles are now DIAMONDS!

  • buen culito

  • I want to massage her ass

  • @interoma4evr =DDDDD

  • @interoma4evr and boobs

  • @interoma4evr i wanna see if i can find her G spot.

  • @interoma4evr dibs on rack

  • that music at the start sounds like the Ren & Stimpy theme song.... another known stress-reliever, i might add...

  • Ha! Work's hard yeah, but at least you get paid. I sit at a desk for eight hours without pay for 180 days a year. It's called school.

  • it fucking Will!

  • I would mahalo HER daily...

  • @BlacklockTV

    toad(todd) form scrubs?

  • مساااااااااااااااااااااااااااا­اااااااااااااااج :-)

  • @BlacklockTV ROFL !!!

  • @BlacklockTV I swear to god, that is the only comment i've ever actually laughed out loud at

  • mmm sweet american chick

  • I like this. Im one of those rare percussioist/massage therapist people. I've played drums for 20 + years so tapotement or percussion is something Im very good at being that I've had 20 years of practice! And yes it is a good technique to use. Ive never used it and had somebody not like it.

  • ill give her aches and pains WITH MY DICK

  • how can you have aches and pains from sitting down? :/x

  • At 1:00... That guy has an extremely generic name... Joe Bob Smith -.-

  • They forgot the most important thing what about the happy ending

  • leah 4 sho is very good looking i love listening to good looking womens voices smarts on top of that heals the world everybody loves her who wouldnt have said that with those genious ideas

  • 2:50 you have to warm up yout titties first :D

  • i love how the teacher isnt too all in her business while she does it. i hate ppl like that

  • I massaged my cock for 3 hours after watching this !!!

  • that girl jen with the glasses is hot as well

  • that leah girl looks like my friend victoria! :D

  • I wish I could get on top of her at the end, I bet she has a great ass

  • @road213 hell ya

  • love Leah exp. when she speaks Italian :-)

  • I wish Leah was the one who was massaged....

  • hmmhej wer will chattn ich ben so gelangweilt ^^ wer will meldet sich

  • Giving massages are common sense you ask the person what they want and picture what you would want if you were stressed out

  • continue the ending massage

  • wow she undressed fast,,,is there a slow motion button

  • don't forget the happy ending. Most massage therapists do it even though many won't admit :)

  • Do the people who give massages talk to their clients during the massages?

  • not much

  • No.

  • Leah - I busted a nut when you were on the table in all your glory - thanks :-)

  • acessem meu fink melo do ex milionario voce vai rir muito

  • Always remember when u have tension u must warm up your tissue if u know what I mean...

  • Leah, I'm so in love with you!!

  • What?

  • Leah D'Emilio BELLA FIGA!!!

  • @itbitwow Indeed, but she looks like a stoner, though.

  • to much bullshit, cut to the chase

  • "massages are great"

    Well, duh!

  • national holistic institute.

    HA. HA. HA.

  • peace of shit this massage is concrete bullshit :DDD actress is not sexy at all... peace of shit...

  • @Pimpaliunas or even a PIECE of shit :O

  • hahahaha LOL!

  • uh why??? nothin is happening

  • I wouldn't say that massage is complete bullshit. I know that when I was a very serious runner in college massages helped me recover immensely between hard workouts. I think there are some positive things happening on the physiological level.