two cruise ship collide

[clayton9m]

What the fuck are the odds of this happening?

[R0ccojas0n]

Did anyone notice the IRAQ flag on that ship? 0:20

[8060163]

Yo just because I am a smaller boat does not mean nothing to me. I will take you on come on!!

[Lockbar]

TERROR SEX!!  I wonder if any of the girls on board got horny.

[09feb1992]

Ship crash test anyone?

[w29bum]

You had that wide open area and ya ran into each other

[steveb391]

Drunk Ass

[sonicsix]

You turn! No, YOU turn! No, YOU turn! No. YOU... Craaash! Dude!

[CrimsonStryder]

Ramming speed!

[R52OSO]

'seriusly fucking retarded'

[rabankroll]

where do you see cruise ships?

[Psycopath22]

Perhaps today is a good day to die!. PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!.

[thefirechaser24]

what does a redneck ssay before he dies. Hey ya'll watch this

BOOM

[AwesomeBeagle123]

Pause at 0:07. OUCH!

[PoorDummIdiots]

but to me the big boat said fuck you i got the right of way you slow down and wait ... guy in the house boat figured he make it if he got up to speed which he was crusing pretty fast..

[PoorDummIdiots]

hey do see that white thing coming this way uhhh naa thats just a cloud. Other captain hmm that is a big low cloud over there better go check it out.

[Watsupwiya]

why'd ya stop filming, idjit, the following row would've been much better !

[HaiImJohnJr]

I really dunno how they can be any stupid. Yea..

[kerryfoster1]

The incompetence is truly mind boggling.

[slee1968]

man... don't they use a radio with same frequency to avoid this kind of accident ?? How the hell is this possible in the sea ???? JUST CAN'T WORK IT OUT !!

THIS IS FULL ON BULLSHIT MAN !!

[MrVarendra]

omg u got the big fucking open sea hw could that happen........

[billnye555]

how is this even possible!!!

[noxis93]

The ship this was filmed from should've given way...

[MrHoopler]

auto pilot is on... no problem

[enginedog]

Chicken on the sea

[crockett616]

How the hell can somebody fuck up that bad...

[guns4good]

I guess the sea-faring rule "the big boat has the right of way" was somehow forgotten? LoL! DUR-HAY!!

[vickydsailor]

@guns4good der s no rule like dat bro...its the duty of the vsl which is taping to give way...

[722emanuele]

ma come cavolo si fa a sbattersi in pieno giorno col mare calmo !!!!!!!!

[MrAdham76]

where the hell was that happen?

[RapTheNationalAnthem]

Small boat: WE CAN TAKE THIS THING!!!

Big boat: EY EY EY EY EY EY!!!! ATTTTAAACK!!!

[chicago6584]

Ocean not big enough for the both of ya's?

[Showgirl7able]

"IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" "Where? What? I don't see nuth....OH SNAP!"

[spongegob28]

Officer: you f***in maniac you need an insurance

Boat: f*** you bud he was in my blind spot

Boat2 mate that f***in hurt ya gotta be careful

Boat: f*** you boat!!!

[qwertyconcept]

@spongegob28

cool story bro

[1bboyred1]

nice for theme

[dodgeguyz]

Hey Bubba, hold my beer and watch this!!!

[tackN2Wind]

need thicker paint for marking the travel lanes, that doesn't get diluted by the ocean. Either that .. or need to dilute what mariners are drinking.

[TheZabijatoR]

0:03 "Trzymaj sie"

jebany gamoń ;] nie zna MPDM a pcha sie kutas

[TheZabijatoR]

Ufo got right there are REGS with right hand... nice bill for stupid guy with camera ;]

he thought that he can buy a cruiser and drive where he wannt... LOL

[mynameisntmicah]

guy: you ever driven a boat?

asian: no..... but i try

[RuneMasterPimp]

Ya usually this happens because the oceans to narrow these days...

[kessass83]

@RuneMasterPimp Yea well said

[doink199]

@RuneMasterPimp Tosh.0!!!!

[Draooth]

@RuneMasterPimp yea 2 boats in the pacific to narrow lolz

[moonfly1]

When there isnt much room to manoeuvre, I guess bumps are to be expected :D

[gmccord1970]

"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"

[l12d88]

OMFG Cant be more idotic, its like 2 monkeys drives a boat :S

[spy56]

The captions you can put on this video are truly endless LOL Hope no one was hurt tho!!!

[uribe3504]

I swear the light was yellow!



[56KbModem]

The guy filming this is speaking polish, the other ship has an Iraqi flag. FUNNY SHIT.

[JAY1BLAZE]

People On Bigger Yacht : You Dumb Ass!!!

People On Small Yacht: Get Me The Fuck Off This Boat!!!!!

[bmister50]

Looks like the booze cruise ship captain joined the party and forgot about the ship.

[gigwalnutz1]

obviously, a chinese driver. you can blind them with dental floss!

[cyberbink]

@gigwalnutz1; hahahahahahahaha

[cbethea48]

sun was in their eyes...

[ilovegoatsecks]

dude hydroplaned. supposed to take it slow when its wet!

[gynecolog1st]

0:13 iraq flag,.,.,.,fucking dumb ass sand niggers

[ScarlettLane]

where's the rest of this video?  >:[

[MrOBLIVION1982]

The ocean is so narrow things like this happen all the time

[draganbosanac007]

DUI!

[winterka100]

Brake failure.

[mrgmslt]

Do you know how to steer a ship? Just slooooooooooowly turn it right.... yep.

[cranie4]

Guy at :20 comes out to give em hell and then go back inside.

[dodge69874]

Nah, the one coming towards the camera looks like a yacht converted to a day fishing or day cruise ship. It's got all that room on the top deck and looks like it has dolphin graphics and stuff on it, plus it's got a ton of passengers.

[jasonhalloween]

THERES A YACHT RIGHT AHEAD!HARD TO YATCHBOARD.

[jawadad802]

them rich fuckers urn it!

[bunglebear69]

did the boat approaching from the right jump a red light?

[dodge69874]

@bunglebear69 Well, it actually had the right of way. Seeing as how it was starboard of the other ship. But their communication certainly seems to have failed here. They didn't even sound their horns or anything. Definitely a maritime fail for which the captains could be held accountable.

[imallpissedoff]

Who's driving those things, Danica Patrick and her sister?

[billykid84]

I hope nobody got hurt and all, but... THAT WAS AWESOME!

These aren't "cruise" ships, BTW. These are yachts

[UFOSPACE1999]

But..WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT HAAAAAAADDDDDDD HAAAAAAPPPPPEEEENNNN

wuz....This cannot happen. Both Captains are MORONS!!!! IT is a big ocean..it is NOT like they didn't see one another....Both Captains must of been Masturbating!!! Even Stevie Wonder would of made a hard left!!! Dumb ass people with dumb ass toys. This makes zero sense.

[Majestyka]

@UFOSPACE1999 hard left is against the colregs

boat with camera on it should have given way to the v/l approaching from the right

[SSSDiaz7]

THE ONLY CAPTAIN THAT SHOWED UP FOR WORK THAT DAY WAS CAPTAIN MORGAN.

[dreamify5786]

I've heard of bumber cars, but bumber boats?

[strangerberry]

MY SEA BITCH!

[Thesupersmith79]

"Got a little captain in ya?"

[MtaBus5102]

Thats a small craft,the other guy could of swung the wheel hard to the port side and partially avoided such a bad collision, jackass other guy!!!!

[rodnok90]

El barco de donde esta grabandose la situacion vio por la borda al otro a estribor osea que ese tenia que pasar por detras de ese,cosa que no hiso causando asi el accidente

[So1othurn]

"I have the right of way. You will change your course"

"Negative. We have the right of way. Please change your course"

Back n Forth Back n Forth until they hit each other. Humans can be such failures.

THE WHOLE FUCKING OCEAN AND THESE CAPTAIN"S ARROGANCE FAR SURPASSES THE SIZE OF THE OCEANS OF THE WORLD.

They put these people's lives in danger. These two captains need to walk the plank!

[m0mcx]

Title mentions two "cruise ships"? That's like calling a small car, a double-decker bus!

[2283Dr]

THE HOLE FUCKING OCEAN

[MrZacharyAdams]

What is wrong with these people!

[faireagle91]

just buff that out lol jk hope no one was hurt

[GuitarStringSnap]

"I had the right of way, asshole!!"

[jlroberts1117]

Ohhhh my. A crash in the ocean??? Geez how dumb can you be to crash in the ocean when there is more water on this earth than land..ohh wait i forgot dont you see all those ships out there, thats why they crashed. dumbasses lol

[Aztex89]

The boat with the camera, if they both have been having thoset courses for some time. should have been the boat to manuver to the right past the oncomming boat

[soxmeawoz]

lol

[Linconan]

Charter boat?! What Charter boat?

[AquaMidnightShadow]

y quien tubo la culpa?

[adymopel1]

ja pierdole (:

[cheeseywonder]

"i really dunno how they can be any stupid" You trying to be funny? or are you just a downy?

[Duh6666666]

Murphy's Law?

[superdonkeyballs]

I think Tommy Lee was steering the boat with his penis.

[rugman66]

F-Tards with $

[TheSunPeeledDown]

women drive boats too??

[antreaSallonika]

@TheSunPeeledDown HAHAHAHAHA, good one.

[TheSunPeeledDown]

bumper boats

[wcvbw]

.... too much rum/ron and too much smoke ;)

[rustohiski]

not cruise ships, mate

[coyoteshark]

Very good example of " Oh Ship High In Transit!!!!!!"

[HipHopHatesRap]

Cruise ships? Really???

[fuzztubeyou]

thats gonna be like $200 to fix!



[jeremy18233]

like a good neighbor....state farm is.....oh wait nvm you're screwed.

[MrSmithyistheman]

uncle Albert was driving off only fools and horses

[Fire42Rescue]

Now they have to exchange insurance info

[wawashkashi]

the rules of starboard is not an absolute. small ship did had the way but made the mistake of putting it self on collison course. larger ship did not gave way where it should. and none of them used the horn. or comunicated. it does not mather if you are right what mather is what you did not do to avoid collision. you have people on board. this is your duty for there safety. testosteron as no place on ship.

[wawashkashi]

no one used the horn. large ship should have horned up to the impact. smaller ship did not obey rules and did not change course. large ship and smaller one are at fault. they did not use all the tools at there disposition to get the attention and did not follow rule of navigation.

[ozvander]

Traffic lights must of been out.

[FNGaMEr13]

1. Put this volume down

2. Search ride of the valkyries ( watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU ) and play

3. Enjoy

[Scoopy4444]

at 0:05 someone in front open deck, not hurted , at 0:11 run inside the boat ,that was so close for him...

[badboy5199]

oh please........ cant you work it out, its called an insurance job .

[dinkeedee]

how does that happen? There's so much room out on the water!

[Scoopy4444]

@dinkeedee they were playing "Ohh yeah ! He will moove first ... " : )

[wildwilco]

@dinkeedee it happens because EVERY motorboat owner thinks he owns the sea aswell and he doesnt have to move aside for any other vessel, thats why they just put it on cruise controll and satelite navigation and just let it run forwards.

[finding0]

That was satisfying to watch like popping bubble wrap

[heresyournametagmark]

who won?

[shakenama]

Sheesh.!!!. guess they didn't read up on "Navigational Rules of the Road"... give way the larger vessel, agree on a safe passing, constant communication with nearby traffic to avoid collision, Rule 8...etc

Some peeps shouldn't be allowed to drive boats

[number1raider1993]

Your in the middle of the ocean driving two big boats, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANNAGE TO DO THAT?!?!?!?! Do you need a bigger ocean or sonething like WTF?!?

[Fuktupratbag]

how in the HELL can two ships captains have crashed into each other in the middle of the ocean ? it's not like someone crossed the double yellow for God sakes. they have radios don't they ? it appears they have IDIOTS instead.

both should be fired.

[xxchimpyxx]

*TAG* you're it :P haha

[ollieahokas]

Who is your big daddy now?

[Woodstock187]

thats pretty intense

[knurri]

the stupidity in this video always makes me laugh

[ran22147i]

fun stuff

[marktf2]

look at you now bitch!

[AirsoftRewind]

you slut!

[bartsomething]

...In The Middle Of The Entire Ocean... Seriously...

[mkimm1]

wanna get away?

[ephemeralprotagonist]

How the hell could this happen by accident?  I mean those boats are big enough to notice and to not hit.

[everett1996]

i hope the captain has insurance

[xinecallaw]

I would demand to be taken back to shore, because whoever is driving either of those ships is fuking stupid. How the fuk do you not see a ship heading right for you?

[Nikkodemis]

Anyone want another beer?

[LatviaRullz1]

they hit Latvian Ship? - Look at da FLAG!

[fuzzey66]

WHERE THE HELL IS A TRAFFIC COP WHEN YOU NEED ONE???

[jephsteph]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Arabhacks]

The larger boat was doing everything correctly.

Look at the sun and listen to the engine, the larger craft was indeed turning and reducing speed.

The smaller craft was operating at a high speed right up to the collision.

[browntuka]

Cant you SEA where your going! lol..

[jshicke]

Someone didn't know the maritime rules. When two power-driven vessels are crossing, the vessel which has the other on the starboard side must give way and avoid crossing ahead of her. The saying is "If to starboard red appear, 'tis your duty to keep clear". However, you never have absolute right of way. It is the responsibility of both captains to avoid the collision. Technically, the boat filming should have given way, but the other obviously made little to no attempt to avoid the collision.

[jshicke]

Someone didn't know the maritime rules. When two power-driven vessels are crossing, the vessel which has the other on the starboard side must give way and avoid crossing ahead of her. The saying is "If to starboard red appear, 'tis your duty to keep clear".

[Dingwell88]

@Mr246886421 Smaller yacht. Right up until the point where is becomes apparent that the actions of the larger yacht were not going to be sufficient to avoid collision. Then it becomes both of their responsibilities to avoid the collision.

[14Greekboy14]

cruise ship SEX

[dmatt10635]

What do you people expect? No stop signs? No traffic lights? The little boat should have pulled over to the shoulder!! Such nonsense....one of these days one of these mothers is gonna have a flat....then lets talk about being up %@#Creek without a paddle!!

[possummemberderek]

Failure to communicate? 

[641Duke]

now thats road rage right there he learned his lesson never cut off another cruise ship

[wawero23]

hm Polacy lubią wypadki xD

[1234567891braden]

This is how men play chicken

[TheMrbass08]

Wtf one of them could have turned

[william1Arma]

the big yatch eats the little

[2012AhKin]

I'd fire them both didn't hear a horn once

[salthemanxxl]

Both captains were filming each other, where is the other view ... Let's see both side.s, to be impartial loll dick heads

[Deke101]

WTF? Thousands of miles of open water and only two boats and the a-holes manage to HIT each other.

[sangurucuari]

i talk with the cameraman he was comin from ur port u have to manouvre

[Amtrak507]

..are you in good hands?

[MarcoTUV]

@Amtrak507 ha! good one !

[TheFAS009]

This is under comedy? LOL

[BlockBustta319]

bet nietha 1 of em' had boat insurence

[Dingwell88]

@khataroo Ummm wrong....everything you actually said is wrong. You might wanna read the rules before spouting random nonsense.

[khataroo]

@khataroo ok point taken 

[someonenuu2]

So..... lets video tape this instead of turning the boat???????

[Artur11ab]

No i popływane :/

[VIDIEKIDIE]

to bloody busy texting i expect!

[Rush1013]

"i really dunno how they can be any stupid" ...

[kicknbazz1615]

Danng!! that guy came outa nowhere!!

[croteam3]

Captain will say on this: Bloody idiots damaged my ship! I don`t fu*king care for that stupid idiots, `couse this planet don`t need idiots.

[angelone420]

whos idea was it to play football with the ships

[nickphxfan]

Why didn't they at least try to turn? Looked like there was enough time, or maybe this was one of those deals where it was better to just hit head on.

[TheLazyboyben]

They got scrambled egged

[kbarbs101]

mexicans.

[drumtravelfun]

Darwin.

[Fuktupratbag]

How can people be so Fucking STUPID ~ ! God it amazes me how many IDIOTS there are on this planet.

[JamaicanMan18]

ram them again and finish like a boss

[MinionTrouble]

There are rules of WHOS got RIGHT OF WAY . . Does the CAPTAIN have a LICENSE or did he just get one from a Weet-Bix box? Maybe might pay him to look up the shipping rules before he goes back out on the water!

[warzdune]

Lmao retarded as people lmao....

[PsYkoTicxxRipZz]

Captain: Oh hey look skipper it's another boat

Skipper: aren't you getting a tad bit close?

Captain: Actually!??..........CRUNCH...­...... SHIT....

Skipper: look at em' scramble though haha wait umma go point and yell

[csx5400]

B.W.I. (Boating While Intoxicated)!

[nate4032]

GREAT SUMMER ITS A BLAST!!!!!.....BAM!!!!!!!!

[WMFRadosc]

00:11 "O ja pierdolę" :D