The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints

[BeatlesRGod]

every 10k points hahaha! love that line dont know why

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

a friend with weed is a friend i need.

[MrDETROIT93]

Would you rather smoke 2 joints or do your homework Love that line

[Jdub4869]

this song gave me a contact high right now |)  O.o

[420lightmyspliff420]

a friend without weed is a friend in need

[Yogi9Bear4]

''I smoke two joints in the morning'' and then I go to school

[mainc141]

lol "cowardly" erm like postin hatefull comments on the internet!! lolol

[Mooninite969]

I heard this playing at a mall. Must be because, there is a headshop there.

[jgaskell80]

Dislike is a cop for sure

[dsauce93]

Yea Super High Me was actually a really good documentary, plus that dude is pretty fuckin funny. I also recommend: Marijuana: A Chronic History; this is also a great documentary that plays on the discovery channel and I believe the History channel as well. Well I'm off to smoke two joints before I smoke two more.

[dsauce93]

Do some research on marijuana related deaths and compare it to lets say... cocaine/ alcohol/ ecstasy / tobacco / crack / heroine/ uhmm should I continue? Watch a documentary or two before you open your trap.

Ohh and lastly, never does anyone need to be "high" to enjoy good music. I'm sober and this song is great any day or any time. Good day sir and save your shenanigans and illiteracy for other ignorant people like yourself.

[Dpayton1123]

@Compakted Weed is not a drug. Weed is an herb. It is not chemically treated, and contains it's active ingredient naturally. Like Sage, or Chai. Therefore, classified as an herb. People mix it in with the classification of drugs to give it bad rep.

[MrYabadabadu59]

@Dpayton1123 Only because its ingredients are natural that doesnt mean its healthy, it just makes it a natural drug. when some idiot that have just smoked 2 "natural" joints come to you and put a bullet through your head because he is thinking with half his brain, you can give your opinion. you dont need to be high to enjoy this awesome song, dont mix shit with music.

Smoking weed is the most cowardly way to hide from the world. be a man and face it.

[dsauce93]

@MrYabadabadu59 Your a fool and have stated some bullshit on the wrong video. I'll leave it at that because your sad attempt to demoralize people from smoking weed is weak. People have their own opinions and I do not believe in trying to change people's beliefs, but your false statistics and belief that smoking weed/refer/marijuana/the hash or whatever the fuck you wanna call it will cause someone to "use half his brain and put a bullet through your head" is so ridiculous my asshole is laughing.

[MrCockSlut]

@MrYabadabadu59 2 "natural" joints come to you and put a bullet through your head because he is thinking with half his brain, you can give your opinion ....mate what the fuck. do you even know what weed is?

[themadmike1993]

@MrYabadabadu59 man never has theor been a death from weed you are 250000 more likely to overdose on alcohol then weed in other words you would have to smoke something like 250 joints in 20 minuets to get a toxic does of thc so please research before making a rash statement plus watch super high me it a great documentary about the effects of weed on the mind and memory amongst other things

[guilabomba]

LEGALIZE IT

[CondorDive]

6 People are jelly that they aren't smokin 2 joints.

[bluffed12]

i enjoy listening to this song. weed for me. weed is not a drug.

[kierang06]

@bluffed12 It's just a plant that if you so happen to set on fire, there are some effects lol

[Compakted]

@bluffed12 Weed IS a drug, but not all drugs are bad. I like to think of it as medicine, because that's pretty much what it is.

[beondhuman]

i enjoy listening to this song. no weed for me. music is my drug.

[TriviumMetaller]

@beondhuman yeah man i don´t need weed to get high reagge makes me feel high

[Lhiannanshee09]

Toyes original version is sooo much cooler than the Sublime one. I love the video game reference.

[fossegrim91]

smoooooooog TUUUU JOINTS

[klumpptimus420]

id rather smoke three maybe thats just me though lol

[burt2800]

I smoke two joints when I play video game and at every 10'000 points XD

[klumpptimus420]

@burt2800 spm lol

[bamboneski]

fucking fuck-tards

[bamboneski]

i smoke two joints before i listen to this song ...and then i smoke two more

[MechaArnzilla]

Hope all you growers had a bountiful and frosty harvest this year!

[360Gamer97551]

@zepplinloving7 I think it was in NARC

[zepplinloving7]

This song reminds me of the video game NARC.

[Triple6Clickin]

Im 18 and i love this song

[MrCockSlut]

@Triple6Clickin yea well im 102 n shagged your grand ma

[Triple6Clickin]

@MrCockSlut well im 18 and fucked your 107 year old mother

[MrCockSlut]

@Triple6Clickin Think about that one for a second.

[MrCockSlut]

@Triple6Clickin SO MY MUM HAD ME WHEN SHE WAS 5?

[Triple6Clickin]

@MrCockSlut shut up pussy

[MrCockSlut]

@Triple6Clickin uur the pussy bitch i out number you

[MrCockSlut]

@Triple6Clickin ur an attension seeking pussy look im listening to this song n im 18 arent i cool

[Triple6Clickin]

@MrCockSlut attention seeking on the internet realy? look you fucking retard im just showing my appreciation for this song your the one talking shit on the internet for attention get a fucking life idiot

[Wayniemouse1]

If anyone can smoke more joints then him must be dead by now

[Wayniemouse1]

Oh i made a mistake he smoked 60 Joints not 20 if you can count how many times he says smoke two joints add it up and you got a prom dress

[Wayniemouse1]

I like this song the first time i heard it, it was on the game Narc

[42belvedere]

4 people need to smoke 2 joints

[abc12351]

would you rather smoke two joints or do your home work. hahahahahahha

[Wayniemouse1]

@abc12351 He smoked twenty joints cause he's crazy high on pot

[gawzrocks]

Smoking 2 joints of the kush you can get nowadays would be a waste. :D

All you need is a fat bowl and you're set. :D

[abc12351]

@gawzrocks no thats weak talk!

[ikkerules1]

DWNLOAD LINK PLZ

[oldiesboy13]

i smoke 2 joints before i comment and 2 more after that

[karaoket]

420 Theme Song!

[MrJas1991]

HAPPY 420!

[megapurplekid]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. :)

[Marijuana420Stoner]

I just smoked two pipe's dose that count? lol

[Dewight007]

I just smoked two blunts. Does that count? Haha

[deans19891]

i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints..then i smoke two more:D

[Best3891]

3:15

greatest part.

[benisdown]

I smoke two joints every time some dumb ass makes a comment about people who dislike on a song

[cj2112us]

2 people need to smoke two joints

[eldorado96]

Why do people have to be so clueless? This is so easy to verify if you doubt it.

This is a Toyes song, later covered by Sublime. It is the very first mention in the list of credits Bradley gives in "Thanks" at the end of the 40 oz. to Freedom album.

The density of the people commenting on YouTube just fucking astounds me. Yeah, go ahead -- bring it.

[noahanator5]

This is my life

[mcd619]

so siick..best version of this song :)

[TheParamountPrincess]

oh my god! we heard from ~ The Toyes

how amazing and gracious that they allow their song to stay put, for millions to enjoy. Are ya listening VEVO??? U-TUBE??? The artist has spoken, they want us to hear and remember why we love them so much ~

[theMNjeddler]

i finally found the vesion(this one) that I used to hear on KFOG in s.f. back in 92ish when I moved out there to be a dad. Funny memories of hearing this funked-up version....the best of 'em all! IMHO .....I knew you were gonna say that!"

[angyesantana]

I smoke 3 joints homie

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

I think we all can learn a lil something from this song.

[Nagneto]

Someone was so "out there" they pressed the dislike button by accident

[bastianbst]

this song was on Narc for ps2

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

the one dislike is a cop.

[captainjumy]

@ilovetohavelonglogin XD

[jazzchiclet]

@ilovetohavelonglogin nah man, they're just keepin the joint lit at the end of the like bar

[megapurplekid]

me and my bff listened to this song all the time. she died in a car wreck because she was smoking two joints while driving.

[sachinizix]

@megapurplekid

good stuff!

[megapurplekid]

@sachinizix you said it.

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

i love bob marly

[2Emos1Razor]

@ilovetohavelonglogin Learn to spell.

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

@2Emos1Razor thats the point dipshit.

[2Emos1Razor]

@ilovetohavelonglogin oh good one!

[poopydinkledorf]

fuck sublime

[RasMike24]

@poopydinkledorf Almost every sublime song was ripped off of some previous reggae band, just like this song. The musicians in Sublime were amazing and they deserve a score of 10, but as far as originality they deserve a score of -3. So I have to agree with the fuck Sublime comment....yeah fuck Sublime.

[RosesandCrack]

@poopydinkledorf Why 'fuck sublime'? it's not like they tried to pass this off as their own song, they did a cover that's all, and a pretty good cover at that. Might as well say fuck Cream for Crossroads, fuck Hendrix for All Along the Watchtower, fuck Elvis for Hound Dog, fuck Johnny Cash for Hurt, fuck Metallica for Turn the Page, fuck Aretha Franklin for Respect etc etc... or you can just appreciate the fact that music evolves naturally through different artists and their own interpretations.

[blackjacket51]

Didn't mean to flag :.(.....

I smoked two joints in my high school I smoked to joints in class I smoked two joints on this website and at my marching rehearsal i smoke two joints

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

I smoked 2 joints before i watched this video

[slavezeroyahoo]

questions to everyone how come that the family or friend if "The Toyes" have not sued bob marley for copyrighting.

[Dem0nz890]

rofl at every 10000 points....priceless....love some of these lyrics!!!!! ima get me some greeeeeeeeen

[danFA34]

fuck, i thought this was bob marley for the longest time... too stoned

[2Emos1Razor]

@danFA34 Doesn't even sound like Bob Marley.

[aquecedoroleo]

@2Emos1Razor Reggae is not all Bob Marley, you have amounts of good Reggae artists, just use this cool think called Internet ;)

[ATWORK91]

mad mad!!!!big tune

[VendaRec]

once a girl asks me... what do you prefer; to see my tits, or smoke two joints

my answer was: Sing With ME! SMOKE TWO JOINTS... that's what i say

[RATMfan92]

The 1 person who disliked this is just pissed off because he's out of pot :P

[TheToyesMusic]

Hey guys, I'm with the Toyes and I've just got a short announcement to make. The Toyes are currently working on a new album and have some other new exciting things coming up. You can follow The Toyes and even get cool exclusive content on our facebook page, facebook . com/thetoyes (remove the spaces). We're not gonna make you take the video down or anything, so if you could please just help us out and vote this comment up so everyone can see it it'd really be appreciated!

Thanks,

~ The Toyes

[TheCoxblox]

@TheToyesMusic Classy guys. Canada looks forward to new Toyes.

[kiwmodsl1234]

dosent matter who wrote the song smoke your two joints=)

[pandaxboo]

bob marley did not write this song. sublime did not write this song. this is a great song and i dont understand why everyone has to be right all the freakin time even when they are clearly wrong. just smoke your weed, listen to your music and go the fuck on about life. shit..

[supdawg9999999]

lol im the first one to click Dislike for this video. owned, potheads

[makeekee]

@supdawg9999999

lol.

[Brutalators]

im 13, fuck homework, all i wanna do is smoke some bud

[xjonathanmichael]

@Brutalators you should be saying im 13, i do my homework, all i wanna do is smoke some bud. if you keep thinking homeworks bad, you wont ever get a job so you wont get money for any pot :)

[PilotGina]

@Brutalators why not do your homework AND smoke bud? :) its possible.

[stratonikolas]

@PilotGina true

[TurquoisePerfume]

@Brutalators Mommy must be proud.

[classicrockforlife12]

this doesnt even sound like bob marley why do people think its him?

[steveb1109]

thank god someone finally realizes this ISN'T bob marley

[Nagneto]

BEST COVER EVER.

[666blackstatis666]

@Nagneto by sublime

[Nagneto]

@666blackstatis666 :whoops. I wasn't sure who did the cover. I thought it was the other way around. lol

[celtkid95]

Why do people always have to argue? If your mad just do what it says in the song.

[stbrecords13]

this song could go on forever and it would be awesome, aye?

[trigun00111]

bassline is fucking MEAN smoke onnnnn

[natep96]

Yeah! I'll smoke to this.

[rebeltrucker50]

Sublime version=drunks

Toyes version=true stoners

[stbrecords13]

@rebeltrucker50 thats a pretty overly stereotypical thing to see, aye?

[SpasticIBS]

@rebeltrucker50

LAWLZ. Yeah. Whatever you want to think.

[daboythies]

Legalize the green!

[Rhino1115]

would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?

SMOOOKE TWO JOINTS!

[jsticky2009]

so much better then sublimes

[wayne69yagirl]

I gotta thank the Toyes for this song, it's a really good song to smoke to and it just bring me to peace.

[tributessuck]

sublime's version is badass but this is pretty killer

[froginparis]

sublimes version is better. better. BEST

[tirly06]

Naaaaaaaaaaaa, sublimes is a shit buzz

[Mobius888]

Damn, this one is sick. Are these the original singers of this song? This by far is the best. I mean, not like Sublime's cover isn't good. Their cover was good, but this is certainly the best.

[mickystoned]

This song was originally written by George Washington.

[Mobius888]

@mickystoned LOL! What?

[metalfun111]

@mickystoned Its true.

[OpinionatedJerk]

Marijuana is the plant of the devil. Stay away from it, it's bad.

[therev2395]

@OpinionatedJerk im good thanks.

[TeeKey99]

@OpinionatedJerk bla bla bla

[OpinionatedJerk]

lol I was just trollin. I'm smokin some weed right now.

[notsotsimfuckis]

i think its funny how everyone thinks that  bob marley wrote every reggae song haha

[Sourpatchmen1]

@notsotsimfuckis I think its sad. Kids say they like him but they know nothing of his work. Also good reggae artists aren't being recognized for their talent.

[notsotsimfuckis]

@Sourpatchmen1 agreed 100%

[IOWABOY1000]

@notsotsimfuckis I know right.It grinds my gears.

[JackDanielz]

@notsotsimfuckis Every 12 year old or 12 year old-educated-fuck thinks that.

[lyricalgod100]

@notsotsimfuckis even funnier that everyone thinks Sublime wrote this song

[theoriginal72]

@notsotsimfuckis

lol white people!

[flyflipper8]

@notsotsimfuckis hahaha same lol

[iamyourgodnow1]

@notsotsimfuckis he did, he just lets other people have the credit

[legor420]

@notsotsimfuckis yuup and all he did was inspire... (im pretty sure he did) :)

[openrange117]

@notsotsimfuckis he did! he is like the chuck norris of reggae.

[tiberov]

It is not a Bob's Song LOL it is The Toyes Song LOL

[ReggaeGotSoul89]

Respect!

[uppdesign]

BARAKA THIS IS FOR YOU!!!JAH BLESS

[baikinmon]

Most definitely their original Spanish version is the best one. When you listen to that one you can see that this one is a direct translation, and things like "that's what I do" sound so much better in Spanish.

[fabzorama]

sublime version most defenitly better!! but still pretty goood!!!

[DamonIcke]

This is far superior to the Sublime cover. I lived in Florida for a few months back in 92 and this station used to play this song every morning.

[OriginalJosh01]

Lol afroman has a song called smoke two blunts

[Lipoa808]

Dis song ROCKS!!!!

[shrooms1337]

for the last time..

1. this is the original smoke two joints

2. bob marley never covered this song

3. sublime and some other band i forget covered this and thats all

i think this is the best version. sublimes version has better instrumental but this has better lyrics.

[jadakiss911]

thankk youu.

[QUINNTHEPOTHEAD]

damn straight!!

and ffs people (not you shrooms), bob marley didnt write every reggae song on earth!! expand your musical knowledge people!!

[SieFicken]

Lost count on 10 lol man I stoned

[TheNuKlearBomb]

Bob Marley did not cover this song, the people that did were, Sublime, and Nardini.

[foggygoggle]

i loves this song... it makes me smoke 2 joints :) Thats what i do! Happy New Year!

[medicatedgooboy]

I LOVVE WEEEDDDDD

[Kassell1337]

Bob marley died 81 the song was made 83

[TURQgirl]

i dont smoke but i loveeeeeeeeeee this song <3 <3 <3

[iammusicgod69]

THATS WHAT I DO TOO!

luv marley

but the original is better

[taylordeanTJ]

Dumb ass, this IS the original. and marley NEVER sung 2 joints.

[iammusicgod69]

thats what i meant

...and if you think marley never sung smoke 2 joints then ur either a communist or a crackhead

[Doughnut189]

@iammusic

What does communism have to do with that, you brainwashed idiot? :/

[iammusicgod69]

...cause marleys version of this is more popular than this one...

[Doughnut189]

@iammusic

What does communism have to do with not knowing, is what I was implying.

[iammusicgod69]

just stop taking now

do yourself a favor

[TheRudeReport]

@iammusicgod69 ya you are a retard lol

[SelassieRastaDude]

@iammusicgod69 you retard