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  • so a white guy wears a black suit would a black guy wear a white sout obecome invisble when he puts on the black suit

  • you woke up my cat with the begging!

  • IM A WHITE NINJA DUDE

    

  • 5 minutes and 52 seconds of my life wasted

  • so stupid!

    

  • YOU AIN'T ESPIO! (step5)

  • Dood this is so taxiway and dats not even how u become a ninja days how a raciest dipshit person like u thinks it's how to become a ninja

  • where is step ten? xD

  • not funey

  • is this supost to be comedy or something

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aya ki bajwas higi c

  • Thumbs up if you saw the knife go way off.

  • step 4 = MGS!

  • this is funny, im a N.I.T. (Ninja in traning) and my friend thought it would be fun to show me this vidieo. its well done and funny but the facts ar off just a bit. ok the facts are off alot.

  • booooooo.

  • Lol wtf step 7 xD

  • 0:43 KAKASHI!!!! <3

  • Pirate4013 amen this is offensive. To the maker of this Vid: you have lost face, you will do your family honor by killing yourself NOW!

  • lol on step 10 at 2 mins and 27 secs he trys to kick him but fail's lol

  • this is stuid didnt even whacht the whole thing

  • cool

    

  • u rly dunn need step 4 if u hav step 5 down cold...

  • Dis is bull crap

  • what if there's no pirate to defeat?

  • step 4 solid snake

  • step four reminds me of snake LOL

  • before you become a ninja you must learn some karate and\or kung fu moves and then when you join the ninja team u can create moves for your own

  • How do you make a ninja costume???????

  • you need to add another step, "learn how to drive a ninja car !!" check my channel !

  • why so many white kids wanna be ninja

  • learn to dance??? why ??

  • @010100011101 the danceing works

  • hahahhaa nice job dude

  • Ok as stupid as this video is it is all true and yes pirates and ninjas are ENIMIES my friend keeps saying you can be a pinja a pirate ninja so I drop one of my many ninja moves on her every time she says that cuz pinjas aren't real and they never will be as long as ninjas and pirates are enimies

  • He bit his nuts off!! step 10

  • 2:15 IS THAT SOLID SNAKE!!!

  • @FunnyScreeners kind of yeah

  • every1 looks good in black it's a sliming color ....AND VERY MANLY GRRRRRR

  • i know taekwondo yayz :D

  • step 4 remids me of metal gear solid xD

  • dis is freakin hilarious

  • ima b a ninj so i can protect my stash(weed)

  • Forget this *shoots him*

    Voice: HEADSHOT!

    Guy: I shot in in the stomach dumbass.

    *Guy shoots the voice*

  • @jamesuoxongshaowxx  LIES AND SLANDER!

  • Hey! This is awesome! I learned from you how to be a Ninja! Please watch my Ninja video! It's in video responses! Please comment and rate! Thank you!

  • lol

  • hadooken lol that is impossible but kind of random if blew a friggin hole through is face.10: I punch his balls cause it hurts.

  • lol its not ninjaology its ninjitsu lol ino its a comedy but just pointing that out

  • @Pandaewoo Well i wouldnt just barge in and say hay let me watch you undress lol.

  • step 7 lol

  • Who fucked up the start?

  • When i become a ninja im going to sneak by my gf's house and watch her undress LOLOLOLOLOLO

  • @Vulspire you have to sneak to your girlfriends house to see that? :D What are you? 12?

  • Step 2: Learn Ninjaology

    Watch Naruto! Lolz...

  • 2:31 = win. Nuff said.

  • I'm a ninja! :p

    I shouldn't be at home right now, but anyway I managed to hide from my dad when he was leaving the house xD .

  • Steps 8-9. . . classic ninja vs. pirate scenario. Of course the ninja always wins. LOL Anyway, every step is correct, but the supposed "ninja" in the video is obviously an amateur.

  • Pardon me, *steps 8-10

  • im a ninja now ty ty

  • step seven learn to dance xD

  • 2:08 - The next step in Metal Gear Solid.

  • ow, my soul

  • I hate you and will kill your closest friend

  • Not trying to offend the makers, I just hate this video and everything about it.

  • @Cannibalicecube I know, it makes me a little mad. But you know, their just joking around. Don't worry about it. Just Laugh with them.

  • @darket1234

    You're right, it does remind me of Snake! Maybe Snake is a ninja too!

  • Was that Captain Morgan in Step 8??

  • Step 7: Learn To Dance sooooooo pointless! LOL :)

  • what is the song in the intro called?

  • 2:13 LOL! Its Snake!

  • lmao i love when he is in the plastic bin and the guy just books it

  • 0:05 - 0:10 uhhh oww my eardrums

  • I...find this offensive....

  • @2facedninja I do to. But you know, you just have to accept it. Their just making 1 joke. You just have to laugh with it.

  • @scorpion9902 yeah, i know, but like sometimes it's just like ok, damn, we get it:P haha

  • Sorry but it sucks every one know that you have to be born out of the ninjaina it's like a ninjas vagina and you have to perform ninja ja task not this crap and by the way it's ninjutsu not ninjaology

  • lol nice

  • this video is like totaly awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hey how to disappear

  • ...cardboard box.

  • step 4 reminded me of metal gear

  • @fr3shFr3shy lol, true.

  • Being a ninjapirate I could defeat both the ninja and the pirate :P

  • @banannabug

    yes man it's so crap xDD

  • Omfg.. hahahahahhaa..

  • step 4 was the best lol

  • Step Four is cool hahahhaaha

  • ninjitsu is amazing for ninjas to learn but this video was horrible because pirates never had to fight pirates they were always fighting samurai

  • lol?

  • whats the 00:35 song name

  • once i become a ninja i will protect my friends ^_^

  • @jamesuoxongshaowxx LIES AND SLANDER!

  • @damanwithdabomb :P jealous? xD....and when i came out of your shadow.....idk what i will do xD

  • lol

  • step 7 oh learn to dance ha hilarious no need for that

  • that was funny nice vid

  • this video blows fat lady cock.

  • pirates vs nijas would be the koolest battle

  • hey dude there is stuff on you tube like that eh:D

  • step5 does`nt make any sense. There is no Ninjutsu its a trick you can turn the secret door or like quickly climb up, toilet or other stuffs that may help you to hide. AND you shoudn`t wear black ninja clothes when you`re surround by white colour coz that makes your camoflauge bad. Unless its night and dark normaly ninjas break through night time. Tekwondo is good but compare with Ninja technique its a litlle down

  • ooo you can fight a drunk man yippee

  • i will be ninja too not just you

  • i'll be recession ninja this halloween.

  • is taekwondo(or however) you spell it, a good ninja fighting technique?

  • yes as i am a ninja myself and i practice taekwondo

    remember young grasshopper,

    crouching tiger hidden dragon!

  • nice

  • è una merda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • help me too on 5 :)

  • pls help me step 5 in detail...

  • it means ,if someone was turning to look at u then learn to get away quickly

  • take ur time fags

  • omg

    !!!

    why i must learn to dance ? ;//

  • but, there are some other great books out there that teach you how to be ninja... one of the number one rules of being a ninja is to never let anyone know you are a ninja, not even training to be one.... I'm not a ninja.. I just know about them and how they do business... I'm a Fakie Ninja so to speak. Still need to learn Parkour.

  • Step Four... Metal Gear Solid!

  • Real Ninjas never wear black.... Dark Blues, Gray.... stuff like that.

  • stupid

  • dude i did step four at my school!....even though it wasnt volountary

  • what is the song in step 6, learn to throw things?

  • KAKASHI!!!!

  • 11 Step. Play ninja games

    pushmania . com/flash-game/bowja-3-ninja-k­ami

  • he missed the last kick when the pirate was on the floor LOL

  • ha you can see the guy click at 2:19

  • 2:25 LMAO

  • stupid stupid stupid stupid

  • arhuuken?

  • the pirate is cute! LOL

  • lame

  • stupid video u make real ninja like me look bad

  • you can not be a real ninja becuse real ninja's do not let pepol know they are ninjas nigaolgey 101

  • true but know days it doesnt matter anybody can call them ninja well who cares right your on youtube lol lmao

  • n theres like alot ninja video on youtube n the ones i like r NInja choson yea hes a ninja lol

  • 3:30 jeje, noob sybot vs kung lao

  • You just wasted a few minutes of my life, by uploading this crap. I was looking for real how to become a ninja video!

  • a miniature kakashi lmao

  • LOL

  • 2:46 SPY!

  • Don't Post it, I didn't post those kinds like 5 times and nothig happened....

  • dude calm the fuck down its a video

  • how do u disapear

  • Better question: How old are u?

    Spelling mistakes bad grammar, how worse can it get?

    Get a life and dont post.

  • OK, no problem then, be a ninja if you want :P

  • that was just a video, it was funny, and i think that was it meaning, so dont comment all that trash!

  • lol i was probably born one i pwn at fighting and dodging at random moments and im really fast and i can jump far like a flash step "D

  • You are a wannabe. You wasted 5 minutes of my life. You bastard. You know nothing of ninja. You are a loser and i hope you get shot in the forehead. Get a Life!

  • asshole it was comedy fucking dickface furiousand

  • you have to be born a ninja, otherwise it doesn't work.

    true ninja's don't need to study about ninjaology - they're born with it.

  • thanks!! Now I am super ninja

  • funny vid, lol.

  • when u have to hide he clickes his fingers look at the man in blue

  • 1 lesson to be gaylord

    be you!!!

  • its all  a scenario

  • i like it :)

  • learning to hide was nothing like metal gear solid lol

  • actually ninjas usually wear dark blue to fit with every color at night.

  • you stole ninja joes music or ask a ninja

  • the only right & good step is th first step only

  • herregud! sluta spela, ni behöver inte det.. ni suger!! so fucking boring!-.- dåliga

  • babadaboopy

  • idiot

  • I need to learn how to hide like that guy!

  • oh i know me to

  • suck ass ninjas rnt magical now stop impersonating ninjas all you retards out there posting videos like this