"I went to go get Starbucks coffee down the street" hahaha.. Well, I guess fighting tyranny deserves a $5.00 coffee. You are still plugged into the system Alex. You say how we need so much change in our country and yet you somehow manage to fall into the corporate trap. I still am impressed with most of what you do and stand for.
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What a fucking insane paranoid egomaniac coward! This guy is afraid of girl scouts? In all my flights I have taken since 9-11 I have not once seen anything like what he is describing. this guy not only makes mountains out of molehills, he makes entire planets out of them. He has zero proof of what he is saying. You're an known exaggerator Alex, and you're a bully to boot. go f*** yourself, you coward. and your little gap toothed imp bermas can go f*** himself as well.
Looks like tyranny has side effects on those that enforce the rules and laws. Facial expression by those nazi operatives can not be ignored, pig women? nasty, just don't let them get too close or you'll get the swine flue ok, people you've been warned!! p.s. if the swine flue don't get you, the vaccine will.
There U go clown, pretend that it's all about Alex. Now go take your vaccination poison & eat your junk food =) Remember, it's all about the messenger, not the verifiable objective facts of the world he exposes. What next, make fun of Alex' shoe size? Go on - I'm listening. Entertain us with your stupidity =)
U know what this is? Like watching a fat girl bitch about fat women, while shoving a cheeseburger down her throat. The absurd hypocrisy of it is HILARIOUS! Like a junkie bitching about dirty needles, or a prostitute bitching about men wanting sex ROFL!
Drive, take trains, telecommute, etc.
O' how about this radical concept: WALK U FAT SACK OF Jell-O! LoL Obviously U really NEED more exercise Alex. What R U 35 already look 55 - stop poisoning yourself with junk food, & get healthy! =)
So stop flying! =) Don't give 'em yer' business. Let them degrade 2 a ridiculous zero-profit parasite nonsense joke with empty planes flying around, until people force their airlines 2 stop leeching! SIMPLE! =D
U R bitching about them AS U GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY ALEX!!! WTF!! HAHAHA
Are you guys really stupid enough to believe that bullshit story about the girl guides and the cops? "Girl guides milling around with police" and "they'd string you up in a second" and "weird pig women" haahaaaaaaa There is no denying the comedic talents of this man but a journalist and truth seeker he is not. He's not even a good liar! I guess all I can do is laugh at those who truly believe this circus clown is on our side.
And that's why I don't fly anymore. To Hell with these Nazi Pig-Fucks that have stolen my country! And now their turning the Girl Scouts into the Hitler Youth! Why do I feel like I'm going to end up in the parking lot of a drive-in movie theater, screaming "Avenge Me!" at the top of my lungs?
I know what he says is true, anyone who flies a lot sees these people all the time theyre power crazed morons. They do creep you out, just looking at them you know they feed all day on the 'power' they have over you.
i mean, even the beginning, how he nonchalantly begins that he woke up faught some tyranny for a couple days then went on a plane and got attacked by pig ladies and .... i mean, i love alex jones
hahaha....i think alex has taken a vaccine, lol. btw The World Health Organisation has come up with a new vaccine "Contreception For Men", they know women are gonna love that so watch out boyz!
HELL YEAH..the reason why they turn off thecounters is coz if it said 2million views it would be on the top10 lists...just like obama deception was....they ALLOW this truth but deny it exists by redcing the views and ratngs 100%!!
Alex is just blowing off steam, if you let this stuff dwell in you and live it 24 hours a day like Alex does and take it to serious it can make you nuts, every wonder why Glen Beck acts the way he does? and rush? these guys are insane they obsess about it, it's their job and it's real and sometimes fake. So Alex is human, let him vent. Anyways it's a great way to have a laugh but still see how serious this all is I like it because I need to laugh too.
I just saw on FOX news the other day, talking about the NWO. (CNN is even talking about it and say its good) It was shocking to me because the main stream media is getting it. People are still in doubt about it. Obama can say tomorrow that one world government is here, people would still deny its happening. Freaking zombies wake up!
i lurned to where my dark sunglasses everywhere i go even in stores it realy pisses them off they cant see what your looking at try it u will see what im talking about
Alex....:))) YOU are responsible that I am not able to stop laughing cause of your different excellent faces in this vid:))) - besides this, I do respect you very much for what you do...-Great man-great work!
Yet theguvmt fails to seal borders.Scary-depth of control &having so many in these positions.Manyregular Joesare willing to sell themslvs out agin the citizenry & place themslvs at the feet of NWO.Ranging from police to security to monitors of Inet &phone to FBI prsnel &FEMA builders-surly aware ofthe agenda.Why absence of patriotic whistleblowers?Are all paid so well or have personal and family security threatened to have so many people go along quietly(or worse-with glee)with NWOagenda?
i had to take my sister to mexico recently for stem cell treatments. she's in a wheelchair and so they take her through this special door at the airport security checkpoint and felt her up and down, then they started getting these cotton swabs and running them along the frame of the wheelchair. several different swabs with what i imagine were different chemicals to detect God knows what. i hadnt flown in a while and i was aghast at the sheer numbers and voracity of these people. what a nightmare
I thought the same thing as I watched & listened.I'm still grinning from ear to ear but also know of the grim reality Alex has showed all of us.Keep up the GREAT Work Alex!
If i didn't know any better I'd say that someone slipped some acid in his Starbucks and he went through the hotel scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
great analogies, many love to manifest their evil in the costume of a police officer, thats why they go to the police. None of them is capable of German writing here if they invite you in one of their camps and write down any report. as bad as dumb thumb licking schoolchildren.
Alex as well as you express yourself, I'm must say, I too feel the same way as you. Wondering how American got this way so fast. So fast that we have been taken by surprise by putting our faith in those who swore an oath to do the right thing. And with that entrusted power they were spoiled and gave into the greed and corruption they were sent to protect us from. All Americans must call all government official and do not stop calling until they get the idea we will not go down this road ever!
You can't not get photo's/video's of this stuff. It's like the Bohemian grove video with no security or police in it. It affects credibility. Acting crazy doesn't help either.
Alex you made me laugh. I feel like that when I go through airport security too. I am surprised you didn't have a nightmare about girl scouts chasing you to buy cookies with homeland security stamped on them with GPS chips hidden in them.
Anyway, I once had to dump my purse,that hadn't been cleaned out in a while, just so they could confiscate a tiny round tipped pair of scissors, 2 in at most, that I had gotten to cut my baby's fingernails. Now I always buy a new purse when I fly.
You remember the old Duke Nukem 3D (PC first person shooter game from 1995) with the LAPD pig cops and their shotguns? It's kind of like that, isn't it, Alex? You kind of just want to stick an apple in their mouths when they go on their power trips?
HEY ALEX Where do we enter the 20 minutes with Charlie and OBAMA Contest my wife and I Are working hard on one but we don't know how to enter and you said you would post the details On prison planet or on info wars. We have the shows number but we watch you on youtube and don't know when to call in.
LOVE THE VIDEOS PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT ! You gotta watch those girl scouts man they might sell you some cookies or even worse ask that buy in BULK LOL!!
It will be very bloody this time around there is so much rage from the people as well as the Scum have RAGE as well.
When the time comes and you see the Government Scum in their Black Uniforms Screaming (THEY always scream) keep you mouth shut and drill them. Make sure you buy a gas mask they will bug spray you don't let such a simple thing take you out of the game.
We will be the shock troops because the SCUM do not know what is headed there way.
Fighting fire with fire is no answer. Just resist, if enough resist then we can win. If not then go back to spirituality because there will be nothing left for you on this planet of evil.
Alex I refuse to fly I can't handle it I have a totally differnt solution to terrorism we all need to get on the plane with a gun so we can defend ourself should a few kooks decide to take over a plane with box cutters. Ever see how effective a cane can be should you ever need to defend yourself guess what they can't take it from you you can take it with you to anywhere. I have a video deep in my favorites showing effective cane fighting you can kill with one should you need to.
cdl-Certainly not a gun, but every passenger no matter the age should be issued a billy club on entering an airplane. Let's see terrorists deal then with 100 scared and angry passengers.
Advertising possible placement of a baby pig on random flights would also deter terrorists of a certain, most often professed religion. Things can be done without fostering insulting, degrading and unConstitutional security precautions on American citizens.
Alex the TSA has another paying gig collecting terrorsits taxes from workers deemed needing this useless device that cost each holder $134 get this the background check is identical to the one to get your haz mat same pricks conduct the check that one cost $94 per occurance I have had to pay that one 2x. No new taxes I have paid $322. Isn't this taxation without representation why do I have to pay the same people to do the same check I had done just last year can't these be doing something else
Lol funniest shit ever!
bendtx 2 months ago
this is one of my favourite episodes ever, 3:07 to 3:27 crack me up every time
juggalotusification 4 months ago
You have to be nuts to survive in this crazy world and Alex is opening your eyes
aaalexccc 7 months ago
just being able to tell the difference between truth and lies makes you want to support this guy!!!!!!!!!
dljc1979 11 months ago 2
Press 5 a bunch of times when listening to this video. It's Homer Simpson!
BigBrightBlueBox 1 year ago
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XmXFLUXmX2 1 year ago
you got to check out g20 toronto the red headed pit bull women in the metro police and check out officer bubbles same g 20
scrap4u 1 year ago
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Alex, you're an idiot. Hey all you Jonesciples, look at the video "Alex Jones predictions for 2009" maybe you'll see what an idiot this guy is.
TheAndrew668 2 years ago
Yeah!!!!!!!!. alex is great. to all the youtube viewers remember, united we stand divided we fall. Which side of history will YOU be on?
t100base 2 years ago 6
i'm sure doubleg would be the first to sell out his own countrymen while ridin the "peace train" what a douchefag
juggalotusification 2 years ago
go fuck yourself doubleg17, i got the balls to swear lol
juggalotusification 2 years ago
Why the fuck has the rating been stuck at 400 for 2 days?
FUCK YOUTUBE, CENSORING IDIOTS
TheStrossus 2 years ago 5
"I went to go get Starbucks coffee down the street" hahaha.. Well, I guess fighting tyranny deserves a $5.00 coffee. You are still plugged into the system Alex. You say how we need so much change in our country and yet you somehow manage to fall into the corporate trap. I still am impressed with most of what you do and stand for.
jimmyjfx 2 years ago 2
3:13 lol.
BlackadderTV 2 years ago 3
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What a fucking insane paranoid egomaniac coward! This guy is afraid of girl scouts? In all my flights I have taken since 9-11 I have not once seen anything like what he is describing. this guy not only makes mountains out of molehills, he makes entire planets out of them. He has zero proof of what he is saying. You're an known exaggerator Alex, and you're a bully to boot. go f*** yourself, you coward. and your little gap toothed imp bermas can go f*** himself as well.
doubleg137 2 years ago
lol at the demon face che he huuuuu
juggalotusification 2 years ago
Looks like tyranny has side effects on those that enforce the rules and laws. Facial expression by those nazi operatives can not be ignored, pig women? nasty, just don't let them get too close or you'll get the swine flue ok, people you've been warned!! p.s. if the swine flue don't get you, the vaccine will.
elite1980s 2 years ago
LOL @ 2:02...and evil women going, " che-he-huuuu!" LOL! I thought Alex's eyeballs were going to pop out of his head.
lockbot2101 2 years ago 2
"weird pig women" lmao
aptex 2 years ago 12
Does he drink decaf?
bigdsears 2 years ago
lol
1TheTruthChannel1 2 years ago
I usually don't believe a 1/3 of what he says, but you gotta love him...I mean that demon impression is just priceless.
CountChocula101 2 years ago
ye he was really good that day
TomaCukor 2 years ago 3
There U go clown, pretend that it's all about Alex. Now go take your vaccination poison & eat your junk food =) Remember, it's all about the messenger, not the verifiable objective facts of the world he exposes. What next, make fun of Alex' shoe size? Go on - I'm listening. Entertain us with your stupidity =)
Deathrape2001 2 years ago
YOUR NUTS ALEX BUT WE LIKE IT KEEP IT UP
hockfou 2 years ago 10
U know what this is? Like watching a fat girl bitch about fat women, while shoving a cheeseburger down her throat. The absurd hypocrisy of it is HILARIOUS! Like a junkie bitching about dirty needles, or a prostitute bitching about men wanting sex ROFL!
Drive, take trains, telecommute, etc.
O' how about this radical concept: WALK U FAT SACK OF Jell-O! LoL Obviously U really NEED more exercise Alex. What R U 35 already look 55 - stop poisoning yourself with junk food, & get healthy! =)
Deathrape2001 2 years ago
your spiteful comments are ridiculous
daddysevenpointfiver 2 years ago
So stop flying! =) Don't give 'em yer' business. Let them degrade 2 a ridiculous zero-profit parasite nonsense joke with empty planes flying around, until people force their airlines 2 stop leeching! SIMPLE! =D
U R bitching about them AS U GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY ALEX!!! WTF!! HAHAHA
STOP FLYING!
Deathrape2001 2 years ago
Dude he's not paying the security.... he's paying the airline.
jushyosaha604 2 years ago
"Dude, he's not eating lunch, he's having a meal."
U R so fuking retarded.
Idiots like U R the reason TSA gets away with it. Go on, give them some more money, dork.
Deathrape2001 2 years ago
Tyranny makes me nauseous.
YouDoobed 2 years ago 3
I love it.lol
ave383 2 years ago
LoL
snafuedem 2 years ago
"i was fighting tyranny the other day" LOLZ
karausu 2 years ago 6
Are you guys really stupid enough to believe that bullshit story about the girl guides and the cops? "Girl guides milling around with police" and "they'd string you up in a second" and "weird pig women" haahaaaaaaa There is no denying the comedic talents of this man but a journalist and truth seeker he is not. He's not even a good liar! I guess all I can do is laugh at those who truly believe this circus clown is on our side.
thejonesdeception 2 years ago
3:12 to 3:15 Alex looked sooo crazed... awesome
k3digichaos 2 years ago
the whole thing is worth scrolling
DanOlooney 2 years ago
"Then I gotta go to the airport and deal with weird pig women" LOL! ALEX YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN! FUCK THE NWO!
bandaidmafia 2 years ago 5
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
trinilisa2 2 years ago
2:05 is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life
webeffect 2 years ago 2
alex is fucking hilarious, keep click on the buffer bar when hes doin the dog impression lol
slantyrock 2 years ago
Kramer was right there are Pig Men and Women
bundy15 2 years ago 4
Rofl! I was just thinking that, myself.
MrAntinet 2 years ago
lol Alex
siasina 2 years ago 2
And that's why I don't fly anymore. To Hell with these Nazi Pig-Fucks that have stolen my country! And now their turning the Girl Scouts into the Hitler Youth! Why do I feel like I'm going to end up in the parking lot of a drive-in movie theater, screaming "Avenge Me!" at the top of my lungs?
prussell66 2 years ago
lol go alex.
WutWolf 2 years ago 2
Alex you are fucking crazy
bendtx 2 years ago
I know what he says is true, anyone who flies a lot sees these people all the time theyre power crazed morons. They do creep you out, just looking at them you know they feed all day on the 'power' they have over you.
davids11131113 2 years ago 3
and 3 min 15 sec and 3 min 20 sec
bustchoass 2 years ago
I listen to alex all the time and I know for a fact the money he has he couldve missed that flight,he would have taped that.
ESCAPEKEY1 2 years ago
Not to say anything bad about him but your crazy not to believe he beefs it up sometimes.
ESCAPEKEY1 2 years ago
Yep thats what he does, and id say it helps me :)
Jargin9112 2 years ago
check out 2:05 in the video
bustchoass 2 years ago
cool...
vman996 2 years ago
5/5!
AustinW90 2 years ago
Did you guys know NASA is bombing the moon on the 8th?
God these people are evil, it's not enough to destroy places on earth now they want to destroy the only natural light we have at night... wow
Google it...
mre2pac 2 years ago 2
@mre2pac: My god. These people truly are insane..........
SixtiesFan90 2 years ago
Pig Women...LMFAO Great sense of humor about these thugs Alex
TruthSeekinOne 2 years ago
this is a classic , funny-ass alex jones video
i dont know which part is funniest/most awesome.
i mean, even the beginning, how he nonchalantly begins that he woke up faught some tyranny for a couple days then went on a plane and got attacked by pig ladies and .... i mean, i love alex jones
LLCoolPass 2 years ago 5
LOL at 03:12 nice one :- )
However why are you in Starbucks in the first place your not fighting tyranny you are giving into it by buying there crap and drinking it!
GeneriousIRL 2 years ago 2
Excellent attack dog vocals!
IndianProphecy 2 years ago 3
hahaha....i think alex has taken a vaccine, lol. btw The World Health Organisation has come up with a new vaccine "Contreception For Men", they know women are gonna love that so watch out boyz!
khatija24 2 years ago
Youtube mess around with the counter. Alex Jones has more viewers worldwide than people think.
undergroundresistor 2 years ago 3
HELL YEAH..the reason why they turn off thecounters is coz if it said 2million views it would be on the top10 lists...just like obama deception was....they ALLOW this truth but deny it exists by redcing the views and ratngs 100%!!
madJedi1 2 years ago
these horrible horrible pig women wont somebody save us
krinkls 2 years ago
Lol, this didn't have too much info but the faces were hilarious! Once we kick tyranny's ass you should get into comedy.
And as for the views, it's normal for them to pause, on any video. It's not being controlled.
F3N4TIK 2 years ago
Wow, 1088 up from 319 in half and hour... No, that isn't censorship, that's just regular. And yes, still 1088 at 16:25 central.
seraphimra 2 years ago
1,088
EmotionAvenger 2 years ago
1088 views.... probably 108800 in reality.
jushyosaha604 2 years ago
still only 319 views...
lmao @ 3:12
peaceNpot420 2 years ago
319.....
roob47 2 years ago
Still 319.
Cmon Google, do no evil, mkay?
JavaLessons 2 years ago
319
spapel 2 years ago 2
319 views still - screen capped this as well!
brenfitz83 2 years ago 2
319
babavilla2 2 years ago
319
Rainbowdom1 2 years ago
lmao :D:D
KOPYMEH 2 years ago 3
lmaooo
AYOEHOOD 2 years ago
319
alcass12 2 years ago 3
whatever. the girl scouts (and the boy scouts) have always been a nwo front, so i don't see whats so distressing about being reminded of this again
horsesflu 2 years ago 2
11:34 AM PST still 319 views strange
canuckfanjosh 2 years ago 3
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This guy is bat shit loopy, lol.
theDracoIX 2 years ago
Nobody conveys the craziness quite like Alex :P
souleeze 2 years ago
2:04 (click 100 times) with a serious...
ermano 2 years ago
STILL 319 views ...and its 2pm
ermano 2 years ago
3:13 classic alex
Organnabis 2 years ago 2
still 319 views
sirwalshy 2 years ago
lol awesome alex
Waynereich 2 years ago
It shows the mentality of the US government/Police. A large scale Fascist government take-over!!
End the Fed!!
319 view still
thomastholin 2 years ago
lol!!! hahahahaha Oh wOW! YOU HAD ME ROLLLLLIN!
LOVE YOU
junecorona 2 years ago 2
10:19AM PST ......319 views
mabbie312 2 years ago
Keep a little gardicil laced bacon in you pocket when you go through airport security to avoid any problems in the future!
itsalmostoverforall 2 years ago
2:04 keep repeating that for laugh :P
th3soulreaper 2 years ago
3:13 and 3:19......lmao!!
Organnabis 2 years ago 2
hahahahah......Alex is great.
ddiiaa52 2 years ago
Its a power trip these people have...
gmako74 2 years ago
Alex is just blowing off steam, if you let this stuff dwell in you and live it 24 hours a day like Alex does and take it to serious it can make you nuts, every wonder why Glen Beck acts the way he does? and rush? these guys are insane they obsess about it, it's their job and it's real and sometimes fake. So Alex is human, let him vent. Anyways it's a great way to have a laugh but still see how serious this all is I like it because I need to laugh too.
harryflocyberman 2 years ago 2
alex knows the enemy so well his impressions of them are spot on accurate. love you man hang in there alex the golden age is comingg
eggnogger5 2 years ago 2
Beware of the brownie force they could be coming to your town. lol
harryflocyberman 2 years ago 2
Pig Women, from Duke-Nukem!
MrDeppness 2 years ago
hahahah this is soo funny!!!! Ooo my god they could be arrested for this!!!!! hahahaaahahah i know people like that at work!!!!
stopbeingcowards 2 years ago
I just saw on FOX news the other day, talking about the NWO. (CNN is even talking about it and say its good) It was shocking to me because the main stream media is getting it. People are still in doubt about it. Obama can say tomorrow that one world government is here, people would still deny its happening. Freaking zombies wake up!
TheMaximumoverload 2 years ago 4
Holy shit, you made me laugh my ass off, just before school.
KMFDM42099 2 years ago 2
I love ya Alex but at what point does this stop becoming journalism and start becoming theatre?
hellomarkrodriguez 2 years ago
all the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players pretenders and protrayers each anothers audience beyond the gilded cage.
theres a liitle button you can push to go to the next video if your not happy here.
rblwoaclu 2 years ago
its call a mothers love....lol....girl scouts.
SteveXnycperformance 2 years ago
It can be an adrenaline rush to be up against the nwo each and every day!
AHHHhh...... what a rush!
WeCanAllGetAllong 2 years ago
i lurned to where my dark sunglasses everywhere i go even in stores it realy pisses them off they cant see what your looking at try it u will see what im talking about
SuperGozzy 2 years ago 2
LMAO - funny funny impression. Alex has so much energy what is he on? LOL!
zannagalv 2 years ago 2
Couldn't stop laughing, the message is right on but he is so animated, lay off the starbucks, you might want to try decaf.
bkw160901 2 years ago
Alex....:))) YOU are responsible that I am not able to stop laughing cause of your different excellent faces in this vid:))) - besides this, I do respect you very much for what you do...-Great man-great work!
adamvpo 2 years ago
Yet theguvmt fails to seal borders.Scary-depth of control &having so many in these positions.Manyregular Joesare willing to sell themslvs out agin the citizenry & place themslvs at the feet of NWO.Ranging from police to security to monitors of Inet &phone to FBI prsnel &FEMA builders-surly aware ofthe agenda.Why absence of patriotic whistleblowers?Are all paid so well or have personal and family security threatened to have so many people go along quietly(or worse-with glee)with NWOagenda?
andyinhatillo 2 years ago
lmfao Alex you're the best !
22CaliberHitters 2 years ago 3
I LOVE IT when Alex starts acting out! He's amazing.
MrBiblia 2 years ago 2
His expression at 3:15 is priceless. LOL!
MylerM182 2 years ago 6
lol...lol...lol..and when you said you were trying to look normal ...well the tears just started pouring then.....
I know its not funny, far from it, but I do get a little laugh relief when your facial expressions takeover..
myselfrevealed 2 years ago
hahah
elelisrael 2 years ago
ROFL the pig women
zapproowsdower 2 years ago
And this is why people are waking up so fast...
alex3914 2 years ago
".. and then i got to go to the airport and deal with weird pig woman.." rofl :D
Anamnesicus 2 years ago
Boo security guards.
zzxzqwq 2 years ago
Help it's the girl scouts. Arrrr
zzxzqwq 2 years ago
this is great i couldnt stop laughing cause i know this crazed women very well ...
Zelenywicca 2 years ago
freaking hilarious!
jamiefhr 2 years ago 3
HAHAHA thanx for posting this,
some of his rants are the best ever heard in life
realguy420 2 years ago 4
WOWZA!!
Got cafine much Alex?
Gotta cut back on those energy(crack) drinks!
F*ck starf*cks!!!
Evil corporation.
ALEX - YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO SUPPORT SUCH GREEDY NWO BASTARDS!!!
Down with narrow minded oppressive religious partriarchy!!
RIGHT ON ALEX - over the top dude. Maybe wanna slow down on the meds dude. LOL
OutSideDeMatrix 2 years ago
L M A O - Rock on Mr. Jones. ,!,,!
IcebergSlim718 2 years ago 2
ahhahaha you are awesome Alex
SmokinBluntzzz 2 years ago 2
im high off marry jane, alex ur so funny its not funny.
steviesmoovV 2 years ago
FUCK STARBUCKS
FUCK ISRAEL
TheFlex21 2 years ago
fuck'em all wtch'em fall skin the world with their lives.
defiythelie 2 years ago
i had to take my sister to mexico recently for stem cell treatments. she's in a wheelchair and so they take her through this special door at the airport security checkpoint and felt her up and down, then they started getting these cotton swabs and running them along the frame of the wheelchair. several different swabs with what i imagine were different chemicals to detect God knows what. i hadnt flown in a while and i was aghast at the sheer numbers and voracity of these people. what a nightmare
callieland 2 years ago
While this is very serious, I couldn't help laughing my ass off from his genius facial expressions :D
TheBloodOfGoodman 2 years ago 5
I thought the same thing as I watched & listened.I'm still grinning from ear to ear but also know of the grim reality Alex has showed all of us.Keep up the GREAT Work Alex!
SSArt98 2 years ago
That was pretty funny!
azteksk 2 years ago
5 stars for the facial impressions
jamiefhr 2 years ago 5
Haha, "You're not allowed to have this"...
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Things to say "Fine, you have it.".
Liquid Soap (Hand Sanitizer)
Anti-Perspirant Spray
VampireSaviour 2 years ago
good way to toss in your starbuck sponsor plug lol
omgudontknow 2 years ago
If i didn't know any better I'd say that someone slipped some acid in his Starbucks and he went through the hotel scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
gangstapranksta717 2 years ago
That was good Alex I needed to laugh with all the bull shit going on.
nas4x 2 years ago
2:03 I almost fell out of my chair LOL!!!
derekjlight 2 years ago
That's Funny Alex!
MrMindfucker 2 years ago
great analogies, many love to manifest their evil in the costume of a police officer, thats why they go to the police. None of them is capable of German writing here if they invite you in one of their camps and write down any report. as bad as dumb thumb licking schoolchildren.
Silberhorter 2 years ago
Alex as well as you express yourself, I'm must say, I too feel the same way as you. Wondering how American got this way so fast. So fast that we have been taken by surprise by putting our faith in those who swore an oath to do the right thing. And with that entrusted power they were spoiled and gave into the greed and corruption they were sent to protect us from. All Americans must call all government official and do not stop calling until they get the idea we will not go down this road ever!
2xtream 2 years ago
Hahahaha! Looks like we got alot of head chopin to do when the SHTF. Bankers are first. Rockefeller you can't hide.
Niacin11 2 years ago 2
My sides hurt from laughing at his portrayal of these little predator wannabes.
Anima3333 2 years ago
You can't not get photo's/video's of this stuff. It's like the Bohemian grove video with no security or police in it. It affects credibility. Acting crazy doesn't help either.
bigc028282 2 years ago
LoL this is too funny!
BBlueu2 2 years ago 5
"Demise of the dollar" The Independent front page.....financial correspondant on bbc breakefast news mention SDRs....like a basket of currencies lol
dmj481 2 years ago
sorry Telegraph..not Independent
dmj481 2 years ago
Hey Alex you should have played WAR PIGS for a break music on this one
Eaglezero6205 2 years ago 4
Good vid!!
breezyvibe 2 years ago
3:14 - LOL
lytealight 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHA 3.14 hilar
matthackin 2 years ago
alex is losing it lol
OntologicalQuandary 2 years ago
He's just mad and frustrated lol... I am getting this way too cuz most the ppl i tell, my loved ones, they wont listen to me and act like I am crazy.
Shikyou 2 years ago 3
I think I just mentally connected with AJ watching this video. Lol.
jameskillparty 2 years ago 5
Funny Stuff but he is right on!
AwakingTV 2 years ago 5
Alex you made me laugh. I feel like that when I go through airport security too. I am surprised you didn't have a nightmare about girl scouts chasing you to buy cookies with homeland security stamped on them with GPS chips hidden in them.
Anyway, I once had to dump my purse,that hadn't been cleaned out in a while, just so they could confiscate a tiny round tipped pair of scissors, 2 in at most, that I had gotten to cut my baby's fingernails. Now I always buy a new purse when I fly.
teacuptiger9 2 years ago 3
You remember the old Duke Nukem 3D (PC first person shooter game from 1995) with the LAPD pig cops and their shotguns? It's kind of like that, isn't it, Alex? You kind of just want to stick an apple in their mouths when they go on their power trips?
Tophet7 2 years ago 3
lol u gotta love alex jones. whether he is genuine or a genuine actor, he is always fun :D
seanthedonconsidine 2 years ago
Lol. Pigs usually can relate to Hog Alex Jones and the like.Get back on to TX for the bbq affair.Tyranny at its best.NWO knows no boundary.
potterword 2 years ago
When I stare into my crystal ball I see the infowars cartoon comic book annual
" Alex Jones and the attack of the pig women"
narcoleptus 2 years ago
I Go Through This ALL THE TIME Alex!!! LOLlllll
Wennifer19 2 years ago
It reminds me of the scene in Duece Bigalo Male Gigolo
where he opens the door when accidently turned on the PORN on the BIG SCREEN and shes says HUH!!
YOUR A BAD MAN MISTER AND I'm gonna tell And then he ask her HOW MUCH?? and it shows him with like 100 boxes of cookies LOL
Eaglezero6205 2 years ago
fear and loathing in las vegas: police conference.
diogeneslaertius666 2 years ago
HEY ALEX Where do we enter the 20 minutes with Charlie and OBAMA Contest my wife and I Are working hard on one but we don't know how to enter and you said you would post the details On prison planet or on info wars. We have the shows number but we watch you on youtube and don't know when to call in.
LOVE THE VIDEOS PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT ! You gotta watch those girl scouts man they might sell you some cookies or even worse ask that buy in BULK LOL!!
Eaglezero6205 2 years ago
Funny i noticed the same behavior. pigs...
spiralreplicator 2 years ago
War is coming get ready as best you can.
It will be very bloody this time around there is so much rage from the people as well as the Scum have RAGE as well.
When the time comes and you see the Government Scum in their Black Uniforms Screaming (THEY always scream) keep you mouth shut and drill them. Make sure you buy a gas mask they will bug spray you don't let such a simple thing take you out of the game.
We will be the shock troops because the SCUM do not know what is headed there way.
Magnus2552112 2 years ago
Fighting fire with fire is no answer. Just resist, if enough resist then we can win. If not then go back to spirituality because there will be nothing left for you on this planet of evil.
ieatorbs 2 years ago
Alex I refuse to fly I can't handle it I have a totally differnt solution to terrorism we all need to get on the plane with a gun so we can defend ourself should a few kooks decide to take over a plane with box cutters. Ever see how effective a cane can be should you ever need to defend yourself guess what they can't take it from you you can take it with you to anywhere. I have a video deep in my favorites showing effective cane fighting you can kill with one should you need to.
cdltpx 2 years ago
cdl-Certainly not a gun, but every passenger no matter the age should be issued a billy club on entering an airplane. Let's see terrorists deal then with 100 scared and angry passengers.
Advertising possible placement of a baby pig on random flights would also deter terrorists of a certain, most often professed religion. Things can be done without fostering insulting, degrading and unConstitutional security precautions on American citizens.
andyinhatillo 2 years ago
Oh no not lotion!!!
MayonR 2 years ago
Hmm... How did peanut get lotion on his ass! LMAO!
taffygirlgood 2 years ago 2
LMAO "Weird Pig Women". Damn!!!
XD
scottnaji 2 years ago 7
Alex the TSA has another paying gig collecting terrorsits taxes from workers deemed needing this useless device that cost each holder $134 get this the background check is identical to the one to get your haz mat same pricks conduct the check that one cost $94 per occurance I have had to pay that one 2x. No new taxes I have paid $322. Isn't this taxation without representation why do I have to pay the same people to do the same check I had done just last year can't these be doing something else
cdltpx 2 years ago
grrraaaaarrrrrrrgg!!!! sick em alex
flahr1 2 years ago 6
lol
combatdstar 2 years ago 2