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  • Lol funniest shit ever!

  • this is one of my favourite episodes ever, 3:07 to 3:27 crack me up every time

  • You have to be nuts to survive in this crazy world and Alex is opening your eyes

  • just being able to tell the difference between truth and lies makes you want to support this guy!!!!!!!!!

  • Press 5 a bunch of times when listening to this video. It's Homer Simpson!

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  • you got to check out g20 toronto the red headed pit bull women in the metro police and check out officer bubbles same g 20

  • Yeah!!!!!!!!. alex is great. to all the youtube viewers remember, united we stand divided we fall. Which side of history will YOU be on?

  • i'm sure doubleg would be the first to sell out his own countrymen while ridin the "peace train" what a douchefag

  • go fuck yourself doubleg17, i got the balls to swear lol

  • Why the fuck has the rating been stuck at 400 for 2 days?

    FUCK YOUTUBE, CENSORING IDIOTS

  • "I went to go get Starbucks coffee down the street" hahaha.. Well, I guess fighting tyranny deserves a $5.00 coffee. You are still plugged into the system Alex. You say how we need so much change in our country and yet you somehow manage to fall into the corporate trap. I still am impressed with most of what you do and stand for.

  • 3:13 lol.

  • lol at the demon face che he huuuuu

  • Looks like tyranny has side effects on those that enforce the rules and laws. Facial expression by those nazi operatives can not be ignored, pig women? nasty, just don't let them get too close or you'll get the swine flue ok, people you've been warned!! p.s. if the swine flue don't get you, the vaccine will.

  • LOL @ 2:02...and evil women going, " che-he-huuuu!" LOL! I thought Alex's eyeballs were going to pop out of his head.

  • "weird pig women" lmao

  • Does he drink decaf?

  • lol

  • I usually don't believe a 1/3 of what he says, but you gotta love him...I mean that demon impression is just priceless.

  • ye he was really good that day

  • There U go clown, pretend that it's all about Alex. Now go take your vaccination poison & eat your junk food =) Remember, it's all about the messenger, not the verifiable objective facts of the world he exposes. What next, make fun of Alex' shoe size? Go on - I'm listening. Entertain us with your stupidity =)

  • YOUR NUTS ALEX BUT WE LIKE IT KEEP IT UP

  • U know what this is? Like watching a fat girl bitch about fat women, while shoving a cheeseburger down her throat. The absurd hypocrisy of it is HILARIOUS! Like a junkie bitching about dirty needles, or a prostitute bitching about men wanting sex ROFL!

    Drive, take trains, telecommute, etc.

    O' how about this radical concept: WALK U FAT SACK OF Jell-O! LoL Obviously U really NEED more exercise Alex. What R U 35 already look 55 - stop poisoning yourself with junk food, & get healthy! =)

  • your spiteful comments are ridiculous

  • So stop flying! =) Don't give 'em yer' business. Let them degrade 2 a ridiculous zero-profit parasite nonsense joke with empty planes flying around, until people force their airlines 2 stop leeching! SIMPLE! =D

    U R bitching about them AS U GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY ALEX!!!  WTF!! HAHAHA

    STOP FLYING!

  • Dude he's not paying the security.... he's paying the airline.

  • "Dude, he's not eating lunch, he's having a meal."

    U R so fuking retarded.

    Idiots like U R the reason TSA gets away with it. Go on, give them some more money, dork.

  • Tyranny makes me nauseous.

  • I love it.lol

  • LoL

  • "i was fighting tyranny the other day" LOLZ

  • Are you guys really stupid enough to believe that bullshit story about the girl guides and the cops? "Girl guides milling around with police" and "they'd string you up in a second" and "weird pig women" haahaaaaaaa There is no denying the comedic talents of this man but a journalist and truth seeker he is not. He's not even a good liar! I guess all I can do is laugh at those who truly believe this circus clown is on our side.

  • 3:12 to 3:15 Alex looked sooo crazed... awesome

  • the whole thing is worth scrolling

  • "Then I gotta go to the airport and deal with weird pig women"  LOL! ALEX YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN! FUCK THE NWO!

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa

  • 2:05 is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life

  • alex is fucking hilarious, keep click on the buffer bar when hes doin the dog impression lol

  • Kramer was right there are Pig Men and Women

  • Rofl! I was just thinking that, myself.

  • lol Alex

  • And that's why I don't fly anymore. To Hell with these Nazi Pig-Fucks that have stolen my country! And now their turning the Girl Scouts into the Hitler Youth! Why do I feel like I'm going to end up in the parking lot of a drive-in movie theater, screaming "Avenge Me!" at the top of my lungs?

  • lol go alex.

  • Alex you are fucking crazy

  • I know what he says is true, anyone who flies a lot sees these people all the time theyre power crazed morons. They do creep you out, just looking at them you know they feed all day on the 'power' they have over you.

  • and 3 min 15 sec and 3 min 20 sec

  • I listen to alex all the time and I know for a fact the money he has he couldve missed that flight,he would have taped that.

  • Not to say anything bad about him but your crazy not to believe he beefs it up sometimes.

  • Yep thats what he does, and id say it helps me :)

  • check out 2:05 in the video

  • cool...

  • 5/5!

  • Did you guys know NASA is bombing the moon on the 8th?

    God these people are evil, it's not enough to destroy places on earth now they want to destroy the only natural light we have at night... wow

    Google it...

  • @mre2pac: My god. These people truly are insane..........

  • Pig Women...LMFAO  Great sense of humor about these thugs Alex

  • this is a classic , funny-ass alex jones video

    i dont know which part is funniest/most awesome.

    i mean, even the beginning, how he nonchalantly begins that he woke up faught some tyranny for a couple days then went on a plane and got attacked by pig ladies and .... i mean, i love alex jones

  • LOL at 03:12 nice one :- )

    However why are you in Starbucks in the first place your not fighting tyranny you are giving into it by buying there crap and drinking it!

  • Excellent attack dog vocals!

  • hahaha....i think alex has taken a vaccine, lol.  btw The World Health Organisation has come up with a new vaccine "Contreception For Men", they know women are gonna love that so watch out boyz!

  • Youtube mess around with the counter. Alex Jones has more viewers worldwide than people think.

  • HELL YEAH..the reason why they turn off thecounters is coz if it said 2million views it would be on the top10 lists...just like obama deception was....they ALLOW this truth but deny it exists by redcing the views and ratngs 100%!!

  • these horrible horrible pig women wont somebody save us

  • Lol, this didn't have too much info but the faces were hilarious! Once we kick tyranny's ass you should get into comedy.

    And as for the views, it's normal for them to pause, on any video. It's not being controlled.

  • Wow, 1088 up from 319 in half and hour... No, that isn't censorship, that's just regular. And yes, still 1088 at 16:25 central.

  • 1,088

  • 1088 views.... probably 108800 in reality.

  • still only 319 views...

    lmao @ 3:12

  • 319.....

  • Still 319.

    Cmon Google, do no evil, mkay?

  • 319

  • 319 views still - screen capped this as well!

  • 319

  • 319

  • lmao :D:D

  • lmaooo

  • 319

  • whatever. the girl scouts (and the boy scouts) have always been a nwo front, so i don't see whats so distressing about being reminded of this again

  • 11:34 AM PST still 319 views strange

  • Nobody conveys the craziness quite like Alex :P

  • 2:04 (click 100 times) with a serious...

  • STILL 319 views ...and its 2pm

  • 3:13 classic alex

  • still 319 views

  • lol awesome alex

  • It shows the mentality of the US government/Police. A large scale Fascist government take-over!!

    End the Fed!!

    319 view still

  • lol!!! hahahahaha Oh wOW! YOU HAD ME ROLLLLLIN!

    LOVE YOU

  • 10:19AM PST ......319 views

  • Keep a little gardicil laced bacon in you pocket when you go through airport security to avoid any problems in the future!

  • 2:04 keep repeating that for laugh :P

  • 3:13 and 3:19......lmao!!

  • hahahahah......Alex is great.

  • Its a power trip these people have...

  • Alex is just blowing off steam, if you let this stuff dwell in you and live it 24 hours a day like Alex does and take it to serious it can make you nuts, every wonder why Glen Beck acts the way he does? and rush? these guys are insane they obsess about it, it's their job and it's real and sometimes fake. So Alex is human, let him vent. Anyways it's a great way to have a laugh but still see how serious this all is I like it because I need to laugh too.

  • alex knows the enemy so well his impressions of them are spot on accurate. love you man hang in there alex the golden age is comingg

  • Beware of the brownie force they could be coming to your town. lol

  • Pig Women, from Duke-Nukem!

  • hahahah this is soo funny!!!! Ooo my god they could be arrested for this!!!!! hahahaaahahah i know people like that at work!!!!

  • I just saw on FOX news the other day, talking about the NWO. (CNN is even talking about it and say its good) It was shocking to me because the main stream media is getting it. People are still in doubt about it. Obama can say tomorrow that one world government is here, people would still deny its happening. Freaking zombies wake up!

  • Holy shit, you made me laugh my ass off, just before school.

  • I love ya Alex but at what point does this stop becoming journalism and start becoming theatre?

  • all the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players pretenders and protrayers each anothers audience beyond the gilded cage.

    theres a liitle button you can push to go to the next video if your not happy here.

  • its call a mothers love....lol....girl scouts.

  • It can be an adrenaline rush to be up against the nwo each and every day!

    AHHHhh...... what a rush!

  • i lurned to where my dark sunglasses everywhere i go even in stores it realy pisses them off they cant see what your looking at try it u will see what im talking about

  • LMAO - funny funny impression. Alex has so much energy what is he on? LOL!

  • Couldn't stop laughing, the message is right on but he is so animated, lay off the starbucks, you might want to try decaf.

  • Alex....:))) YOU are responsible that I am not able to stop laughing cause of your different excellent faces in this vid:))) - besides this, I do respect you very much for what you do...-Great man-great work!

  • Yet theguvmt fails to seal borders.Scary-depth of control &having so many in these positions.Manyregular Joesare willing to sell themslvs out agin the citizenry & place themslvs at the feet of NWO.Ranging from police to security to monitors of Inet &phone to FBI prsnel &FEMA builders-surly aware ofthe agenda.Why absence of patriotic whistleblowers?Are all paid so well or have personal and family security threatened to have so many people go along quietly(or worse-with glee)with NWOagenda?

  • lmfao Alex you're the best !

  • I LOVE IT when Alex starts acting out! He's amazing.

  • His expression at 3:15 is priceless. LOL!

  • lol...lol...lol..and when you said you were trying to look normal ...well the tears just started pouring then.....

    I know its not funny, far from it, but I do get a little laugh relief when your facial expressions takeover..

  • hahah

  • ROFL the pig women

  • And this is why people are waking up so fast...

  • ".. and then i got to go to the airport and deal with weird pig woman.." rofl :D

  • Boo security guards.

  • Help it's the girl scouts. Arrrr

  • this is great i couldnt stop laughing cause i know this crazed women very well ...

  • freaking hilarious!

  • HAHAHA thanx for posting this,

    some of his rants are the best ever heard in life

  • WOWZA!!

    Got cafine much Alex?

    Gotta cut back on those energy(crack) drinks!

    F*ck starf*cks!!!

    Evil corporation.

    ALEX - YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO SUPPORT SUCH GREEDY NWO BASTARDS!!!

    Down with narrow minded oppressive religious partriarchy!!

    RIGHT ON ALEX - over the top dude. Maybe wanna slow down on the meds dude. LOL

  • L M A O - Rock on Mr. Jones. ,!,,!

  • ahhahaha you are awesome Alex

  • im high off marry jane, alex ur so funny its not funny.

  • FUCK STARBUCKS

    FUCK ISRAEL

  • fuck'em all wtch'em fall skin the world with their lives.

  • i had to take my sister to mexico recently for stem cell treatments. she's in a wheelchair and so they take her through this special door at the airport security checkpoint and felt her up and down, then they started getting these cotton swabs and running them along the frame of the wheelchair. several different swabs with what i imagine were different chemicals to detect God knows what. i hadnt flown in a while and i was aghast at the sheer numbers and voracity of these people. what a nightmare

  • While this is very serious, I couldn't help laughing my ass off from his genius facial expressions :D

  • I thought the same thing as I watched & listened.I'm still grinning from ear to ear but also know of the grim reality Alex has showed all of us.Keep up the GREAT Work Alex!

  • That was pretty funny!

  • 5 stars for the facial impressions

  • Haha, "You're not allowed to have this"...

    ---

    Things to say "Fine, you have it.".

    Liquid Soap (Hand Sanitizer)

    Anti-Perspirant Spray

  • good way to toss in your starbuck sponsor plug lol

  • If i didn't know any better I'd say that someone slipped some acid in his Starbucks and he went through the hotel scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

  • That was good Alex I needed to laugh with all the bull shit going on.

  • 2:03 I almost fell out of my chair LOL!!!

  • That's Funny Alex!

  • great analogies, many love to manifest their evil in the costume of a police officer, thats why they go to the police. None of them is capable of German writing here if they invite you in one of their camps and write down any report. as bad as dumb thumb licking schoolchildren.

  • Alex as well as you express yourself, I'm must say, I too feel the same way as you. Wondering how American got this way so fast. So fast that we have been taken by surprise by putting our faith in those who swore an oath to do the right thing. And with that entrusted power they were spoiled and gave into the greed and corruption they were sent to protect us from. All Americans must call all government official and do not stop calling until they get the idea we will not go down this road ever!

  • Hahahaha! Looks like we got alot of head chopin to do when the SHTF. Bankers are first. Rockefeller you can't hide.

  • My sides hurt from laughing at his portrayal of these little predator wannabes.

  • You can't not get photo's/video's of this stuff. It's like the Bohemian grove video with no security or police in it. It affects credibility. Acting crazy doesn't help either.

  • LoL this is too funny!

  • "Demise of the dollar" The Independent front page.....financial correspondant on bbc breakefast news mention SDRs....like a basket of currencies lol

  • sorry Telegraph..not Independent

  • Hey Alex you should have played WAR PIGS for a break music on this one

  • Good vid!!

  • 3:14 - LOL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA 3.14 hilar

  • alex is losing it lol

  • He's just mad and frustrated lol... I am getting this way too cuz most the ppl i tell, my loved ones, they wont listen to me and act like I am crazy.

  • I think I just mentally connected with AJ watching this video. Lol.

  • Funny Stuff but he is right on!

  • Alex you made me laugh. I feel like that when I go through airport security too. I am surprised you didn't have a nightmare about girl scouts chasing you to buy cookies with homeland security stamped on them with GPS chips hidden in them.

    Anyway, I once had to dump my purse,that hadn't been cleaned out in a while, just so they could confiscate a tiny round tipped pair of scissors, 2 in at most, that I had gotten to cut my baby's fingernails. Now I always buy a new purse when I fly.

  • You remember the old Duke Nukem 3D (PC first person shooter game from 1995) with the LAPD pig cops and their shotguns? It's kind of like that, isn't it, Alex? You kind of just want to stick an apple in their mouths when they go on their power trips?

  • lol u gotta love alex jones. whether he is genuine or a genuine actor, he is always fun :D

  • Lol. Pigs usually can relate to Hog Alex Jones and the like.Get back on to TX for the bbq affair.Tyranny at its best.NWO knows no boundary.

  • When I stare into my crystal ball I see the infowars cartoon comic book annual

    " Alex Jones and the attack of the pig women"

  • I Go Through This ALL THE TIME Alex!!! LOLlllll

  • It reminds me of the scene in Duece Bigalo Male Gigolo

    where he opens the door when accidently turned on the PORN on the BIG SCREEN and shes says HUH!!

    YOUR A BAD MAN MISTER AND I'm gonna tell And then he ask her HOW MUCH?? and it shows him with like 100 boxes of cookies LOL

  • fear and loathing in las vegas: police conference.

  • HEY ALEX Where do we enter the 20 minutes with Charlie and OBAMA Contest my wife and I Are working hard on one but we don't know how to enter and you said you would post the details On prison planet or on info wars. We have the shows number but we watch you on youtube and don't know when to call in.

    LOVE THE VIDEOS PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT ! You gotta watch those girl scouts man they might sell you some cookies or even worse ask that buy in BULK LOL!!

  • Funny i noticed the same behavior. pigs...

  • War is coming get ready as best you can.

    It will be very bloody this time around there is so much rage from the people as well as the Scum have RAGE as well.

    When the time comes and you see the Government Scum in their Black Uniforms Screaming (THEY always scream) keep you mouth shut and drill them. Make sure you buy a gas mask they will bug spray you don't let such a simple thing take you out of the game.

    We will be the shock troops because the SCUM do not know what is headed there way.

  • Fighting fire with fire is no answer. Just resist, if enough resist then we can win. If not then go back to spirituality because there will be nothing left for you on this planet of evil.

  • Alex I refuse to fly I can't handle it I have a totally differnt solution to terrorism we all need to get on the plane with a gun so we can defend ourself should a few kooks decide to take over a plane with box cutters. Ever see how effective a cane can be should you ever need to defend yourself guess what they can't take it from you you can take it with you to anywhere. I have a video deep in my favorites showing effective cane fighting you can kill with one should you need to.

  • cdl-Certainly not a gun, but every passenger no matter the age should be issued a billy club on entering an airplane. Let's see terrorists deal then with 100 scared and angry passengers.

    Advertising possible placement of a baby pig on random flights would also deter terrorists of a certain, most often professed religion. Things can be done without fostering insulting, degrading and unConstitutional security precautions on American citizens.

  • Oh no not lotion!!!

  • Hmm... How did peanut get lotion on his ass! LMAO!

  • LMAO "Weird Pig Women". Damn!!!

    XD

  • Alex the TSA has another paying gig collecting terrorsits taxes from workers deemed needing this useless device that cost each holder $134 get this the background check is identical to the one to get your haz mat same pricks conduct the check that one cost $94 per occurance I have had to pay that one 2x. No new taxes I have paid $322. Isn't this taxation without representation why do I have to pay the same people to do the same check I had done just last year can't these be doing something else

  • grrraaaaarrrrrrrgg!!!!  sick em alex

  • lol