Pfft amateurs. OnStar does that shit for you when you're rollin down the road at 80 mph without makin the instrument cluster look like a NASA experiment.
@BRAVOADD Wow... really? You're proud of having a car with OnStar? I thought the V-Tec fanboys were the lame ones. Now I see they're in 2nd place since I never though anyone would even pay for OnStar xD
@pogpogcasino Yes then?!?! "You put your foot on the break and push gently till you come to a stop, then figure wtf is going on. Oh, and make sure you stop in a safe place so no one would bite your ass". Quoted from "car brakes for dummies/idiots".
@Abdoosh00 An oh..."car brakes for dummies/idiots" reads, if the engine stops (because the car is on electronic TEST mode , so are the power brakes and the power steering. Speeding around 200kp/h and trying to put to a halt in a very busy section with RED light right ahead is... you know what i mean.
this what we call a instrument cluster self test to make sure all the illumination panels are working,(anyone can perform if u know ur car ) , all instrument cluster have this test in diagnosis menu item no.2 "since E36 to now"
this what we call a instrument cluster self test to make sure all the illumination panels are working,(anyone can perform if u know ur car ) but if u own this car, this is the least of ur worries, this is one of the most horrible cars ever designed, i mean ever from bumper to bumper, straight garbage, if its running go trade it in if they will take it
@EddyKicksAss OK, but Petrol in Belgian dialect is diesel for house heating purposes, I mixed things up. But the car showed a diesel sign on the dash.
this is a good video... because buying a 7 series isnt exactly on my to-do list and ive always wondered what the hell is hiding in those cool looking orange dials :)
I didn't know the 7 had so many color options on the dash, nice video. I tried the system test once on a much older 3 series but it wasn't nearly this cool.
Pfft amateurs. OnStar does that shit for you when you're rollin down the road at 80 mph without makin the instrument cluster look like a NASA experiment.
BRAVOADD 1 day ago
@BRAVOADD Wow... really? You're proud of having a car with OnStar? I thought the V-Tec fanboys were the lame ones. Now I see they're in 2nd place since I never though anyone would even pay for OnStar xD
iTheGeek 10 hours ago
Birds chirping, dicking around with a BMW 7 Series... Life is good.
danny51981 4 days ago 3
christmas tree!
gate7thanos93 4 days ago
looks like a burdel
javierdonoso10 5 days ago
which year/marque is this?
lateintheoffice 1 week ago
this reminds me of 2001 a space odyssey
steelyspielbergo 1 week ago
Houston, we are go for launch...standing by...3 2 1...go for launch...ok who wants my sandwich? I hate pickles...
trulymeparker 1 week ago
Imagine driving that car on a highway speeding more than 200 kph and suddenly it goes like that.
pogpogcasino 2 weeks ago
@pogpogcasino Yes then?!?! "You put your foot on the break and push gently till you come to a stop, then figure wtf is going on. Oh, and make sure you stop in a safe place so no one would bite your ass". Quoted from "car brakes for dummies/idiots".
Abdoosh00 2 weeks ago
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@Abdoosh00 An oh..."car brakes for dummies/idiots" reads, if the engine stops (because the car is on electronic TEST mode , so are the power brakes and the power steering. Speeding around 200kp/h and trying to put to a halt in a very busy section with RED light right ahead is... you know what i mean.
pogpogcasino 2 weeks ago
fake this is the schalt one P
EddyAusFfm 2 weeks ago
Fake
ocasek37 2 weeks ago
@ocasek37 NOT.
911TurboGearXX 2 weeks ago
the light sequence that one would expect starting up that unreliable piece of machinery every time
halflifemasta 2 weeks ago
when I can drive a car .. like disco
kpak2010 2 weeks ago
Houston, all systems are a go. Ready for lift off.
emusoda 2 weeks ago
Birds
sikerbela 3 weeks ago
Frankfurter street??
hunterhill98 3 weeks ago
insert coin!!
IcarusTuga7 3 weeks ago
christmas lights
hollysaga 4 weeks ago
''insert coin here -->''
Bomber123AL 4 weeks ago
Looks like my BMW after the warranty had expired :(
59summerset 4 weeks ago 5
thats almost a plane
GiveMeThatMango 1 month ago
Christmas Lights....
chris82gr 1 month ago
Lichtorgel
Jokertour 1 month ago
gääähhnn...wer gibt mir jetzt die 45 sekunden in meinem leben zurück?
DePeGgY1 1 month ago
So glad I watched this
904mkv 1 month ago
ho ho ho Merry Christimans!
MrVacilo 1 month ago
You put a bird cage in it that made it do this?
It sounds like it though.
Smartzenegger 1 month ago
i slept...
kaan898 1 month ago
looks like the cockpit of K.I.T.T.
"good morning michael"
DasEinfallslos 1 month ago 3
Meth...
Not even once
MikeHuntss 1 month ago
he just poured some whiskey on the dashboard - let it rest for a few hours it'll be fine :)
mazinais31 1 month ago
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this what we call a instrument cluster self test to make sure all the illumination panels are working,(anyone can perform if u know ur car ) , all instrument cluster have this test in diagnosis menu item no.2 "since E36 to now"
mccalabb 1 month ago
Xmas lights
wolfhunter360 1 month ago
hahah ill make sure to get one for my christmas tree
zingz1000 1 month ago
Lol bmw should make a joke when running this test & play some old school bavarian song while the dash lights up
TheEsevee 1 month ago
Awesome.......! Christmas tree on bmw dash!
fragancia6036 1 month ago
ok i dont need to play crisis now.
MrZbaser 1 month ago
All systems nominal.
MecTheGamer 1 month ago
Christmas tree
SavaAlexandru90 2 months ago
holy shit fast accelation
Freimopp777 2 months ago 4
it can't find the engine or the wheels.
mtothem1337 2 months ago
I guess this BMW took an arrow in his wheel.
skillbill83 2 months ago
this what we call a instrument cluster self test to make sure all the illumination panels are working,(anyone can perform if u know ur car ) but if u own this car, this is the least of ur worries, this is one of the most horrible cars ever designed, i mean ever from bumper to bumper, straight garbage, if its running go trade it in if they will take it
skillz1855 2 months ago
christmas feature on 7 series
rtool 2 months ago
It would be far better if the Space Mountain music played while this happened.
mummyjohn 2 months ago
i'm afraid i cant let you do that dave..
Jbrking01 2 months ago
what this? new year program? xD
FUcru93 2 months ago
a diesel that revs 6500RPM????
kolesztar 2 months ago
@kolesztar 730Li, not D.
EddyKicksAss 2 months ago
@EddyKicksAss allright just wondering because at 0:30 it says diesel. must just mean gas in german.
kolesztar 2 months ago
@kolesztar diesel is petrol, benzine is gas
TheMozes555 2 months ago
@TheMozes555 Petrol = Gas = Benzine. Petrol is in British, Gas in American and Benzine in German. Diesel is diesel in all of those languages.
EddyKicksAss 2 months ago
@EddyKicksAss OK, but Petrol in Belgian dialect is diesel for house heating purposes, I mixed things up. But the car showed a diesel sign on the dash.
TheMozes555 2 months ago
@EddyKicksAss wrong, the signal says diesel
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se11001 2 months ago
i bet it can run crysis 2 at full setting,thumbs up if you think so
wav5000kb 2 months ago
@wav5000kb No thanks.
EddyKicksAss 2 months ago
how do you do this?
lamborghiniwong 2 months ago
Ugly stuff
kolestral 2 months ago
good old instrument cluster self test.
tz3e30 2 months ago
this is a good video... because buying a 7 series isnt exactly on my to-do list and ive always wondered what the hell is hiding in those cool looking orange dials :)
mazinais31 2 months ago
that really cool
ArmdotB 3 months ago
how do you do that test on a E64 M6?
xinfam0usxplayax 3 months ago
How do you go into this system check?
miltongonzalez88 3 months ago
huston? we´re ready for takeoff!
XHouse4EverX 3 months ago 12
0:36 i like color where is km/h
KeNzoRDarK 3 months ago
jackpot!
tonibarba 3 months ago 88
@tonibarba LOOOOOOL
aureliocertified 2 months ago
I didn't know the 7 had so many color options on the dash, nice video. I tried the system test once on a much older 3 series but it wasn't nearly this cool.
osiris24x 3 months ago
what year is it?
Fradias11 3 months ago
часы?
MrEpHap 3 months ago
how do you do it ?
TheMattbiker 4 months ago
that is cooool . how to activate this ?
TheBigboySid 4 months ago
@TheBigboySid
insert penis into exhaust pipe and shake ! when car gets excited , it does this !
THCmuzicalmasta 4 months ago 134
@THCmuzicalmasta
If is your penis the car won't be excited...
oTBpaTuTko 1 month ago
@oTBpaTuTko
FYI my penis is too big to fit BMW exhaust ! i touch the side's of turbine's on f-16's , ask your wife :) ....
THCmuzicalmasta 1 month ago
@THCmuzicalmasta
lol++ :D:D:P
NickiLasse 3 weeks ago
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Huston, we are ready to launch.
Ru55ianGrim 5 months ago