Arthur Spooner vs. Doug Heffernan

[SlatkaSanela]

*I'll rip 'em in haaaaaalf!"xD

[GamerGod9590]

"me llamo ketchup"

[TheCadiford]

immer wieder geil !

[notoriousTRON]

Why don't you tell him you're enormous?

[swaro59]

Pritiest child..../watch?v=63dul1Z-JF0

[HillDueceua]

this could've been an alternate title for King of Queens. I think these two have some sort of altercation every episode!

[jebanjepsa]

hhhahaha hilarious

[benediktstehle]

hahahahahahahaha

[jozsefkacsa]

If he was my Father in Law he would of had a Fatal accident,like breaking his neck abecause of falling down the Stairs.Or there would have been a Gas Explosion when the Old Lady and I were at work and Papa was home alone he he he!!!

[GunR16]

3:48

Did he say: These are OKTOBERFEST Pictures?

[tobyofberlin]

EINSTEIN ^^ lov KOQ kind regards from germany :P

[DrakullKrauser]

ahahahaha I love when spooner yells ahahaha

[94kricco]

Arthur: What you got there? Many numberous, frosted numbers, aaah I give my try. Ooooooh, 3D glasses, guess this is my lucky day

Doug: Can I.. can I see them?

Arthur: You can see them fine, from right there. WOW!!!!!

Doug: Can you, know what, fine, enjoy them. Look Arthur, no big deal but, I did buy this real, so technically, those are mine

Arthur: Profession isn't in the law, buddy boy

Doug, When then you keep those and I'll, I'll keep the box 3D jungle scene in the back, okay

[trollbie]

@94kricco You're a fucking retard why would anyone read this when they JUST WATCHED THE FUCKING VIDEO Oh my god how fucking stupid are you, Oh i get it you did this for deaf people, retard. <.<

[94kricco]

@trollbie aren't I allowed to post something funny quote? It's the same as you do in other videos, maybe you are fucking stupid

[rickiedd2020]

great compilation

[sikonai]

Arthur is a demented old circus monkey :D Jerry Stiller is the best man

[SuttonSantiniPaulo]

Another great Doug VS Arthur is when Doug is trying to check his messages and Arthur keeps answering the phone. Great show.

[ilyxb00]

WAIT WTF? BEN STILLER AND THE OLD GUY ARE RELATED? WTF THEY WERE IN ZOOLANDER TOGETHER. I cant believe this

[xxcupcakepinkxx]

THAT WAS AFTER TAXES! ARTHUR IS MY FAV 

[94kricco]

1:10

look at that jungle cat, rawrrrrrr!!!!!!

[nogoodsnookeroo]

@DaelinD in the later seasons Leah Remini got pregnant and that's why she's not as hot as the early episodes

[DifferentNow]

The capsoup?

Mjauuuuu

aheheahaeh

[MyOnlyLoveMusic]

Jerry Stiller's a genius

[manwithouthat44]

Arthur looks so funny with those glasses

[DaelinD]

Yeah, Leah Remini was definitely hot in the early seasons. Then she put on a few pounds and got slightly less hot.

[ThePantyDroper]

press 6 repeatedly

[casparseiler]

me llamo ketchup

[casparseiler]

3:12 is the best.......

[Qurash]

the ketchup catsup joke reminds me of the Simpons where Mr. Burns had the problem..

/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10&feature=r­elated

[xhrisisabeast2]

arthur spooner for sure but not kevin james

[SuperTerrortoast]

mini numberous...crusted numbers :)

[kirmityou]

@SuperTerrortoast they're frosted, not crusted^^

[SuperTerrortoast]

@kirmityou oh thx! XD but anywhere cool part and 5 stars 4 the video. athur 4 president

[bennytiktok]

25 people wanted catsup

[Hylgar]

HOW DARE YOU!!

[BROWMSEAN]

LOVE THIS SHOW SOOOOOO MUCH

[machia96]

The king of Queens is the best show ever!!

[TheSunnyGirl83]

@machia96

King of Queens and Two and a half men ;-)

[sobmofo]

best show ever made!

[lorollinls]

@sobmofo True that!

[priathou]

I'd like to apologize for my German colleges who say that the german voices are better, funnier and stuff...

You see, in Germany we grow up with every single movie and tv show being dubbed. So instead of thinking of it as an original and a dubbed version, most people here think of an English and a German version. And why would you watch it in English, if you're German?

So, please excuse their ignorance, it's not their fault. But know, that we are not all like that.

[draitiom]

How were they able to keep a straight face doing those scenes? I can't even watch it a single time without laughing!

[electromanu100]

scheiße auf english hört es ja noch geiler an wie im deutschen. !!!!

[MixtapeMessiah92]

@electromanu100 So wie bei absolut jedem Film und jeder Serie :)

[abbabobi]

"Put two stamps on it, put ten stamps on it, what do you care, it's not like you're paying for them!" - Priceless

[AmericanAli1995]

that was after taxes!! rolf

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@AmericanAli1995 "Rolling on laughing floor"?

[BigLTheBestMC]

WELL WHY DIDNT YOU LEAVE A NOTE SAYING THAT EINSTEIN ?? LMFAO

[Boldvyr]

the voices are in german so much better

[Henzern]

@Boldvyr

yeah, some german ugly voice is better than the original voice...STUPID GERMAN JERK!!!

[Boldvyr]

@Henzern no need to become a racist ;-) you can have your opinion, i have mine and my opinion is that in german QoQ is much funnier than in english.. cry kiddy

[Henzern]

@Boldvyr you cant CHANGE the voices on two legends like Kevin James and Jerry Stiller...stupid conservative germans who think they can have everything their own way...jerks

[Boldvyr]

@Henzern looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooool :D calm down kiddy.

I am not conservative and germans are not really like this, to have everything their own way..

Whats about the people who can only speak english? They can not even pronounce our names and citys in the right way, but we pronounce your london in the right way, or New York, what if you would change the names? ... so please.. go to school, get some etucation and we can go on diskussion about cultures.

[Henzern]

@Boldvyr no, germans are not really like that...not at all.......lol

im not english or american, im from scandinavia stupid. you tell me to go to school? look at your writing...diskussion with a K? I go to school, so thats good...but you should take som english lessions :)

[Boldvyr]

@Henzern so... first of all: discussion with "k" was a mistake ok, but i do not really care about writing here.

diskussion is the german word vor discussion ;-) i just mixed it.

[trexation]

@Henzern someone ate prejudice for breakfast

[WelshDegenerate]

The ketchup scene is fucking hilarious. The series is hilarious full stop, it's a lot funnier and more realistic than 'Seinfeld' which gets a lot more credit. Out of the US network sitcoms, this is definitely up there as one of the funniest of all-time.

[TheScaffno1]

the bit when he throws the shopping bag cracks me up

[BigLTheBestMC]

@TheScaffno1 SAME HAHA

[prestonj2007]

LEMON ICES!

[Kasorugi]

King Of Queens ist eine Serie die in deutsch hundert mal besser ist als im Original ^^

[lluuttzz]

@Kasorugi Actually......NOT!

[RichsBrainless]

german synchro is kinda better than the original lawl

[turokisawsome100]

Katsup or Ketchup XD

[slayyer000]

I am lol'ing so fucking har right now hahahaha

[Elgesen]

wheres the VS part?

[MrNathanHawkins]

I was hoping Doug and Arthur ordering pizza from Domino's would be on here. That scene is the best argument ever!!!

[BrianWilsonJacob]

And that's how we learn...

[eleman97]

how could you not know that?

[BluesYourAss]

How 'bout this ? XDXDXD

[OhDangitsAng225]

omg...arthur and Doug...epic warXD

[DougHeffernanFuNnY20]

Arthur und Doug streit der Giganten die beiden sind echt krass xD

[RammsteinIsGod]

Einstein :D

i love them :D

[CARMSFAV]

These two are comedy magic! LOL Love kevin and Jerry, Einstein!.

[MrDeanobear]

HE SAYS IT RIGHT BY MISTAKE AT 4.52

[ZLKP]

@MrDeanobear it was more like "kat-thup" which is neither katsup nor ketchup

[MrDeanobear]

@ZLKP no was more like ketchup clearly

[trickster43va]

Doug: can i see them? arthur: you can see them fine FROM RIGHT THERE! lmao jerry is original love this guy

[YesIAmThatCoolBitch]

why don't you tell him you're enormous!

[MrDaffyduck10]

... and thats how we learn rofl

[pizzlestuff]

i wish this show coulda kept going....one of the better shows that TV had to offer.

[aclopezestrada]

LOL...."me llamo Ketchup"...jajajajajaja

[Gift265]

arthur and doug are the best best ever, carrie is a little bit stupid but it doesnt matter

[sdnm86]

@Gift265 You must be getting the characters on "King of Queens" mixed up.

Carrie is the only one with any common sense. Doug is an fat ,ugly ignoramus. He would be pissing in the sink if Carrie wasn't there to stop him.

[mikallink]

that was after taxes!LOL!

[xxfunguyxx]

Why dont you tell him you're enormous!

[YankeePat94]

KETCHUP!!! (Crowd laughs and applauds) And thats how we learn.

[AbuOmar]

I keep saying man, him and john witherspoon in one show/movie. I would die laughing.

[TheREALfunkydiddy]

the german speakers a lot better

[JimmyJimmyJimmy24045]

@TheREALfunkydiddy

I agree they sound shit auf Englisch!

[DeniJasmina]

@JimmyJimmyJimmy24045 lol they definitely don't sound better in german, these are their original voices and you are just not used to it...

[derdavorn]

@DeniJasmina scchwuchtel

[fearnoone9]

@derdavorn

ich würd auch ein mädchen schwuchtel nennen, einstein

[elbriano1000]

hahahaha.

EINSTEINNNN!!!!!!!

[k5jjnmhjtxy]

HAHAHA.... HOW DARE YOU XD (Takes sandwich and throws it at the floor) HAHAHA

[UlquiYuki]

HOW DARE YOU?!?!? XDD

[dbsknada]

"You can see them fine from right there" LOLLL

[adrifcuk]

Vote up for King of queens season 10 !!!!

[flopanik1]

me llamo ketchup !

[lasseban]

haha love it !!! :D

[FretWiz4rd]

that was after taxes!!!

[CleansingScreamer]

this never happened.. xD

[Jarnis10]

God, this is fun! Thanks for doing it :-)

[XxSaveUs222Xx]

5:40 that burger looks delicious^^

[SerienJunkieTV]

Hey

Wenn ihr King of Queens Folgen wollt dann klickt mal auf meinen Kanal, ich uploade alle Staffeln. :)

Viel Spaß!

[jeanaldo90]

jerry stiller and kevin james are legends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxSasch4xX]

@jeanaldo90 kevin is imba

[feneristege1907]

RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!



[MrEvan123456789]

"and thats how we learn"

[derDon93]

5:11 :D

[YankeePat94]

I think when Doug and Arthur call each other "Einstein", they're reffering each other as smart aleck or smart a**.

[FlavourOfMusic]

miamo ketchup xD

[Philippschindler]

awesome thats funny

[kingcandas7]

Can u please pass me the KETZUP xD

[Jessylein]

this never happened :D

[Diddyracer]

eiiiiinsteiiiiin xD

[funnyclown1234]

and that how we learn

[crunchzor]

Random question here... is there some kind of compilation video with all of Arthur's flashbacks to when he was a boy? I don't even know how many flashbacks he's had...

[420HighAllTheTime420]

hilarious

[TheUsedRockz]

Einstein sounds weird in english,don´t wonder i´m german

[alyssa4694]

I'm warnin ya I'll rip em in HAAAALF!!

[sataei29]

05:21 is the best.

[mvpkidd2]

stop calling me EINSTEIN!!!

[Jee120]

EINSTEIN!!!

[BlueSquiggles]

I am so sad this show is over. It is without a doubt the best sitcom ever created. It is truly the only show where I can watch the same episodes over and over again and still laugh every time.

[julian73de]

hilarious

[FederalBureauOfMusic]

I find this show to be very funny. However, I do not appreciate the canned laughter, I don't need to be told when to laugh! :p

[YipekiyayMotherFuker]

I think thats the first time a telemarketer has hung up

[Cruize91]

OMG how can there not be any background laughter when Arthur yells "I'll rip them in half!". I think it's awesome when he does that! :D

[NagobertNuck]

one...eyed...trouser...snake..­.

[Ms14787]

''And that's how we learn.'' :DDDDDDDDDDD

[elllanito1994]

arthur is the best xD

[McCall72]

Like Arthur, I call it Catsup at my house to get under my wife's skin! I hate that this show is off the air now-even worse since it was replaced by the completely unfunny POS called "How I Met Your Mother"...

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

lol the catsup xD and this is how we learn ^^.

[HailDaFins]

I love the last exchange. "Why don't you tell him you're enormous?" and "That was after taxes." lmfao.

[egyptahly]

i hate aurthor lol. i have so many of those in my life

[xmisskate1990x]

I love these two they are the best characters in the show XD

[xhypn0tiiqx]

The "catsup" bit is the funniest XD

[OnlineTV2010]

This version is better than German

[Dimeist]

It's on TV every day in Norway. Fucking love it. This and family guy are my favourites.

[Chrisshestoffer]

Så du sjår på det du å ja :)

[eddypfunk]

is it dubbed or with subtitles?

[Dimeist]

@eddypfunk Subtitles. Nothing in norway gets dubbed, unless its a kid show on disney channel or so :p

[pinkgirl1215]

doug and arthur rock!!!!!!! theyre both equally funny....

[YuriPRIME]

Arthur Spooner is a man who deserves his own Fanclub XD

[scottg1968]

i miss this show wish it was still on ,but i do enjoy the reruns,and carrie is so hot

[JDBernal82]

Doug, Aurthur and Spencer make this show soooo funnny =]] and Carries is so freakin Hott

[xochrisbreezyox]

EINSTEINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! BAHA

[anthony4life4life]

lol :D the show is nothing without him

[BrutalAsHell]

@anthony4life4life

lol You ain't EVEN lying.

Don't get me wrong, Doug & Carrie are hilarious. Love em, love em, love em.

But Arthur just MAKES this show.

He's so hilarious XD

[anthony4life4life]

@BrutalAsHell yeah :D

[JediRebelKid]

id rather die than say it

me llamo ketchup

[hedgehogamy300]

Who doesn't love that crazy old coot?

[gumblebroo]

The Einstein-Dialoque is a classic :D

[sandemus8]

Jerry Stiller is a comedic legend. He was hilarious in Seinfeld as well. His angry outbursts are so well-timed and his physical actions are priceless. True comedic genius.

[JDBernal82]

well put =)

[YipekiyayMotherFuker]

@sandemus8 Yeh, especially the way he moves his arms when he's describing somthing

[MrDERICBECKER]

Dougie owns

[blazersfan25]

"Ill rip em in half!!!" Haha Jerry is as funny as they come.

[MorenoMelissa1]

I think Arthur is adorable.

[HailDaFins]

Ahahahaha 3:58. I'm literally LOL. Arthur Spooner owns.

[parrrothead21]

Catsup! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[bluejeanss]

that was after taxes

[1337manz]

@bluejeanss love you man

[shoaibbtt]

i love the arhur clap

[margaretregan]

KOQ is my absolute favorite TV show ever.....it's perfect! Even if I've seen the same episode over and over, it's still just as funny to me. I watch 2 episodes every day after work. ;)

[solozzovienna]

stop calling me einstein ....stop callin MMMEEE einstein

[EltonJohnFan92]

I'd rather DIE than say it!!! HAHAHAHA!!

[Kornholio198]

Way to waste the Ketchup just to prove a point

[FuckFaceYou]

Suddenly we're negotiating?! DON'T THINK SO!

[ILoveTrance93]

If your so smart why dont u tell them u live in my basment!

Y dont u tell them your enormous!

Tell em your salary last year was $12!

That was afer taxes!! xD AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!

[Coxailkopf]

0:50 those are mine :D:D

[JAtria]

These 2 always make me laugh! Hahahahahaha

[Championsleage1997]

why don't you tell him you're enormous ! :D:D:D

[TheSib]

Great compilation. Thanks for posting!

[SumNJFella]

I jerked into a sock and put it at the bottom of the hamper

[zaidx24]

These 2 crack me up,I love this show... very funny!!! Thanx 4 posting!

[ttooulos]

aarthur is god