Laying the SmackDown on Her Candy Ass! - Get Her Number!

[PinkHairSasuke]

The SCSA part was hilarious. What, what, what?

[TheGlenquagmire21]

I Laughed So Hard When Kong Said "We Are going back to my place and i am laying the SMACKDown on your Candy Ass."

[HighMeditation]

4:20 was my favorite part

[thaAverageGamer]

DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE AT 1:39 THATS WHERE KASSEM G DOES HIS SHOW

[iamreadingboobs]

LOL good job trolling these girl, now I see talking to girl are not that hard.

[gcaj85]

You could use two boyfriends. LOL

[angelxzp]

2:10 to 2:23 I can't stop laughing !!!

[mbmhs]

Dude this one was one of the funniest. I had to keep restarting because I was laughing and missing whole sections.

[Boundless95]

it's funny when kong says imma lay the smakdown on your candy ass when three hot girls with fantastic asses walk by....

[belthazormn1]

Pick up girls using Lines from the MATRIX.

[belthazormn1]

from where did you guys get and pick your music?

[iamspid3rman]

These guys are hilarious

[TheTobling]

Pick up girls using Pokemon pick up lines!

[fingerlickingoodism]

"MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE IS PUTANG PIE" 3:29

LOL LMFAO HAHAHAHQA!

[OmgMaJestiiC]

Pick Up girls with raging boners or with 2 boners in the same pants.

[Adamjb20]

HOW in the world do you say this shit and still keep a straight face. Rick Ross is jealous of how much of a baus you guys are

[andrewSBlues]

Pick up girls as Breakdancers

[rebelcsb1]

know your role and shut your mouth lol!!!

[nnarsey]

nothing from the Great Khali?

[ScottCraft13]

Lmfao!!

[PhysStud2011]

Haha....this is Cal State Fullerton!

[PhysStud2011]

Haha....this is Cal State Fullerton!

[H011ycR4p]

"Know your role, and shut your mouth. " Hahahahaha ... Omg

[dunlea2k8]

OGUS CAKE

[ReidHarris7]

@dunlea2k8 OGUS CAKE AND OGUS CAKE AND OGUS CAKE

[sexypants1234]

CAN YOU SPELLLLLLLLLLULHLUHLUHLLUH WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN. LMFFAAAOOO

[shadisleem92]

what's the name of the song? Boom shaka shaka? lol

[layzboy2840]

@shadisleem92 did u ever find the song? it sounsd like kesha but i cant find it anywhere

[Boy31820]

what are you doing with all this numbers ? lol

[GrowingUpSortOf]

@Boy31820 watch the ABC nightline special. most of the numbers they get, they just throw it away

[layzboy2840]

whats that song they use in the opening credits ? i think its with kesha?

[djwilliams310]

lol the homeless men at the end

[steffeg1]

pick up girls dressed up as whiggas

[jlcelrey101]

what's your name?... IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! lol

[canef3ar]

@pmic2011 cool. now go get it. 

[RaYxRaY559]

Is it just me, or do his videos give you the confidence to try to pick up chicks?

[thehilariousninja]

1:35 Are popular youtube channels based on Venice beach or something??!!

[JayTea250]

951 i live there tahahahahahaha

[secretorganisation]

u guys know how they manage to pick up so many girls?

thats because the pick the uglier ones...then censored thier faces

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

@secretorganisation some times hot chicks are the sluttiest ones

[showtimeman17]

@secretorganisation it used to be uncensored then they had to change it for various, most girls average some girls very hot. Sad thing 98% of guys won't even talk to the ugly girl not because she's ugly but simply because she's a girl and that terrifies the shit out of them.

[zdoggaming2]

That shit funny

[SymbolisticX]

No peoples strudel? - The rock

..

[TheObravo]

I tried this and failed miserably. My self esteem...

[zinizterz]

@TheObravo

How do you fail miserably lol?

Did you fail to approach the girl? or did she shoot you down in some epic fashion.

[elZonke]

@TheObravo Then try more!!!!!! dont give up man! I know how you feel

[Foobitz]

Everyone reading this comment must now SHOUT IN REAL LIFE.

It will feel good. Just do it. Open the window and shout out there.

[indseytate718l]

This is one very "hellish" video. =p

[IzzatSektor123]

Pick upgirls dressed as trannys :DDD

[poopoounicorn]

pot is the name

[SupremeMystique2]

lol u get the tables

[darealdeal404]

whats the intro song called ?

[lyles32386]

haha the eyebrow is epic

[datdougy2]

I wish this would work wit bad black bitches. Try dis and get carried. White guys got it easy

[fongbenghui]

What'a de song? So nice 3 I guys!

[SmarkOutMoment]

So good

[brucegxyz]

whats the name of the song at the end?

[lchar23]

you guys should have a go at picking up fat girls......have fuun with that they are really insecure and shy

so challenge accepted?

[fatephantasm]

YES HOMELESS!!!

[schnozza132]

1:35 KASSEMG'S SPOT

[inmamata]

Tumbs up for Jason calling that girl and calling her a retard at 2 :10

[ibrahimkhan27]

"Can you back that up?"

"Eventually"

[PirateSkitchan]

4:01 - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIIIIEND.

Seriously. Wrestling catchphrases and not a single "It doesn't matter-" comeback? Son, I am disappoint.

[Bjornnoo]

omfg laughed my ass off in the begin respect

[BeatSkeetRetreat]

god i fucking love asians

[drendar2002]

Man the girl that got the bret hart catch phrase is really confident and a probably a firecracker in bed. LOL to the girl repeatedly aswering I have a boyfriend at austin's WHAT! You'd think answering once is enough.

[eindhoven78]

this doesnt work in europe!! pitty us!

[lwsy]

@eindhoven78

not in Asia as well. shiiiiit

[lurker782]

borderline sexual harassment. lulz

[nijtram22]

they should get on TV

[Dakafire]

then we gona go back to my place and imma lay the smackdown on your candy ass..... "what?" lol

[5mikewwe92]

Rocky Rocky Rocky!

[conorjmcq]

Pick girls up dressed as homeless fellas!!

[XHipHopLyricsX]

@conorjmcq pretty weird they have a phone if they were homeless

[PatentsOG]

basically if you say stupid things you may infact get pussy...

[pipera94]

DUDE 2:10 I LAUGHTED MY ASS OFF ~!!!!!!!!

[omac7]

what

[LetsWatchThemBurn]

Datass

[jackieblam]

Note to self... say to girl "you are retarded and dumb" repeatedly, to have sex

[LLFmusic]

smackdown on that candy ass...

[doggotbitm]

916 area code! we got sac in the building!

[tehxaiimZ]

How long does each convo' last in generally?

[Nicro327]

How do you pick up a girl you "sorta" know?

[KingOfEden12]

2:14

"you're retarded. you're dumb... you're seriously dumb"

LOLOL

[GrizzlySharkk]

Whiteboy7thst

[MrStellar13]

I want to see there FACE

[wavygravee]

what the hell that's CSUF, cal state fullerton, in front of Langsdorf Hall in the intro.

[dandotreillydot42058]

3:10

[86753093868121127559]

wahahahaah i wanan move to LA or san diego that would be so fun!

[G1uTiN]

2:12 trololol

[DrkPhoenixSaga]

This has to be one of the funniest things ever.

[thekeithchannel]

Picking up girls using commercial catch phrases.

[smashinization]

much repsect fool

[HaveNoFearGrabABear2]

4:00 Shit! Thats my girlfriend!

[dandotreillydot42058]

@HaveNoFearGrabABear2 lier

[Iamthevideogameking]

no your asain your gay

[yellowfvertrueno]

how many of the numbers are fake?

[couturefan72]

i love how u guys are wrestling fans. my favorite part was the what part

[Genki84]

2:09-2:24 DAMN didn't think a person could be that stupid LMFAO!!!

[ttorrr]

IF U SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKIN

[Moneysmotivationx24]

Pick up as a homeless man

[jasonyanjinyu]

shit man u guys are hilarious

[toowavy5]

Coin Slot



[HHBTATE1]

136 LMAO rest in peace



[kTrikx]

lol @ the start!

[SuperThegreatone23]

haha "why are you being a jabroni?"

[GoodNightDevin]

stop the akward intro's

lol you guys are awesome

[RemnantSRT440]

I wished they used more lines lol, watch you gonna do brother? When hulkamania is running wild?

[manlancer24]

Omg

[ClearSkysAreOurLife]

1:55 the closest thing to porn we ever see on youtube

[jdrussell1994]

@ClearSkysAreOurLife Look up "Make It Nasty by Tyga" You'll thank me

[QuanTanRs]

jason is hilarious!

[dirtyclinchmaster]

holy shit..i know the girl from 2 22 her name is nandini im from atl ga

[mem010]

I use "It's true, it's damn true" in casual conversation ALL the time.

[stevodakido]

4:29 camel toe to the right

[hamsterman81]

1:34 is where Kassem G films

[dawidroni5]

"Two words for yaa:..... Suck It." Hahaha! 

[ogie86]

You will go one on one with the great one! Haha

[TheLexandrodelosfirm]

haha! "Don't be a jabroni!!" lol!



[toseeme2]

YOU GUYS ARE BOSS!!!

[Smooothify]

you get the table! lol hahaha

[imahtwin123]

Nobody should try and copy the rocks phrases only hit and ONLY him can do them and perfect them

[shotputgirl]

HOW the heck are they getting numbers using lines like those?!? Them girls MUST be desperate to give it up!!

[lana411]

Pick up girls while trying to get them to join a religious organization.

[coolkingbol]

i like the intro/outro

[rawrcook3is]

@yourdad4president

Its at Venice Beach, CA .

[yourdad4president]

2:04 thats where kassem does his videos

[avaricerocker]

@simplepickups bros, I'm always afraid as comin off creepy. I feel as if I have no game.

[DYL23KT]

Finally, the rock has come back to Atlanta!!!!

[9Afroman]

If You can't Pick up girls easily its cause yourb ugly :P

[Stonerbluesable]

how can you stay so serious? i would start laughing all the time :D

[akatsukicloak]

@Stonerbluesable I would too. But that's what conveing attractive traits is. Not making a clown of yourself, and staying deadpan.

[TheSmexySalad101]

Bet u cant get milly's number!

[a084123]

that proves girls dont like the nomal way didnt know that intell i watched simple pickups no wonder why girls give me a dirty look when i say hello or hi trying to be as respectful as possible.I know now not to respect women lol i can kiss my 234 rejections good bye damn mom its your fault i respect women.

[caracoles23100]

pick up as homeless

[4HabibPl0x]

Asscrack!!! 1:55

[TheIRayzer]

Meth is one hell of a Drug....

[judy32186]

Whats her numba

[Marchetti14]

i cant pick up girls this easily even when i act normal

[lukchardhsl]

It's damn awesome if the boyfriends of these girls are watching this and rooting for Jason, Kong and Jesse not knowing it's actually their girlfriend being hit on.

[QluisQl]

I bet Jason gets the most ass.

[RredSeth]

@QluisQl

Why because he's white or you think he's cute?

Cause the only reason i can imagine you saying that is you're either racist or gay

[QluisQl]

@RredSeth No because what he does. Lmfao

[jvan88]

@RredSeth or because they think he's the funniest in this video. Just jump to race or gay tho its cool.

[javjavi19]

you should pick up girls using Duke Nukem lines

[MoHaaaK]

What?

[Rickstuart84]

"One on one with the great one" was the funniest where we're u guys when I was in high school lol

[conrifor]

Oh man!! I seriously cannot stop laughing right now. The delivery was just amazing hahahahaha! The seriousness just made it so funny

[yaboobe]

Classic!

I want more Smackdown smack-talking. How 'bout some tag teaming?

[Pokemonboy1337]

dat booker t... impressive shit right there.

[xXJBEAST69XxHD]

I lost it when he said rest in peace hahaha

[wangster76]

LOL The spinnarooni.

[rivierasilver]

you cant see me!!!!.... hi im jason lol

[ladiiCraziiBaBy]

i love this song lol

[kalipate]

nonono 1:34 California On R.I.P. :l get it ? cus thats Kassems place?

[Mechagnomics]

194 people had Kong lay the smackdown on their candy asses.

[djaymoney]

2:08, that bitch is straight horrible. Worst than a fawking Troll

[plumprandy]

Pathetic. Stealing original work. Like Piffy Puffy Daddy,or whatever that idiots name is

[TheUndeadAmerican]

@mrsaladinthewise With snot frozen to your face and your your eyelids gluing shut from the damn ass cold

[JoshTizza1]

i wish you could see these chicks reactions

[Ibrahim110]

dude i would've taken the movie homeboy!!! u can always slam her slim jim later.

[IkeMarthRoy123]

know your role

and shut your mouth

[101ablerudeboy]

Dressed as Mormon Missionaries

[lethfinch]

4:20 Must see that on 720p

[ToXicVoidZ]

lol, this is too embarrassing to watch. I have to keep pausing it, XD

[HLB285]

Id pound the girl at 1.25

[VOICESINMYHEAD1]

My favorite kindof pie, is poogtai pie! Haha

[Mikelovision]

He said "REST IN PEACE." HAHA