29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes - Comedy.com

[GirlsLikeFairies]

lol

[153ajay]

This movie isnt 2minutes ITS 2min AND 2SECONDS!!! LMAO

[dark4krad]

LMAO! My stomach is aching! xD

[bojacko9]

LOL i wanna thank my daughter .. for telling me..

el papou stu la popos qui esta muia too ""

[Mralbarni]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ahelizabeth10]

Anna paquin sweeping

[giggles014u]

hahahhaha!!!!

[iloveneytiri]

Angelina Jolie talking about her brother still turned me on!

[5emtio4yra]

0:43 - 0:50 OMG I LOLD SO HARD

[RoxyIsInYourHouse]

lol that was clever

[dizkidliz]

You forgot a couple of good quotes.

"Is not going to be 45 seconds."

or

"Has anybody ever fainted here, cause I may be the first."

Penelope Cruz's Oscar speech :)

[GuguCapa]

1:25 what actor is that?

[n00bonastick]

@GuguCapa Jack Palance. one of a kind actors.

IMDB his name or wiki it and you'll know more.

[GuguCapa]

@n00bonastick Oh yeah Jack Palance i know him.... thank U! xd What movie did he win for? i cant remember

[GuguCapa]

1:20 what ceremony was that???

[GuguCapa]

0:40 My beloved Roberto!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3

[harryberger65]

I don't know standard homophobic and rassist comedy stile. Its boring to see that this kind of commedy still is produced.

[Sephiroth9310]

lol 0:43

[burgerwisdim]

what vomit

[mk88887]

ty

[NotPalatial]

gay

[DaPhils]

Even though they were trying to get him off stage, the "times up" music actually made kind of the perfect theme to Cuba Gooding's speech

[mk88887]

What did Robin Williams say?

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@mk88887 he said, "The mishpucha Weinstein." Mishpucha is Yiddish for family, and he's referring to Bob and Harvey Weinstein, the brothers who founded Miramax Films and The Weinstein Company.. Williams won for GOOD WILL HUNTING, which was distributed by Miramax and produced by the Weinstein brothers.

[44443425]

anna paaqqqquuiiiiinnn <3

[mk88887]

"I wanna thank my daughter for telling me some sentences I couldn't understand, but it has changed my whole entire life"

[dizkidliz]

@mk88887 Javier was thanking his grandparents. 

[crazyovergreen]

this was really funny! who was that poor little girl crying?

[NeverAshcroft]

@crazyovergreen she wasnt crying. she was in total shock of winning. it took her about 30 minutes to start talking. I dont remember her name right now. Sorry ;D

[golddigger0325]

@crazyovergreen anna paquin! haha so sweet

[CloudX100]

@crazyovergreen

It's Anna Paquin when she was just a little girl.

[TheKrismak]

''We are two young guys who have been fortunate enough to be touched by Clint Eastwood'' LOLLOLOLOLOLOLO LMAO

[bonnieblunt]

2 minutes, 3 seconds. :)

[WAELMORE]

PRETTY VIEW MOVE

[WAELMORE]

PRETTY VIEW MOV

[alekaro111]

Hardy Har.

[boxcuttersc]

@MegaMarlasinger hes got a dick nose bro

[TheMajorSlacks]

Good editing, that was funny

[USCSoundCheck]

Si yo fuera famoso iría a los premios Óscar.

If I was famous, I would go to the Oscars.

[GMGvanS]

@USCSoundCheck You bored me in two different languages.

[SuperRARRR]

i love you i love you. lol. thanks for the upload

[docjazz4]

Always remember....Cuba Gooding Jr. loves you.

[sususu107]

لإ إله إلاالله محمداَ رسول الله

[CheerForTearzah]

YEEEAAAHH!!!!!!!!



[7855waldo]

Proving that when you take some of the smartest people on the planet and hand them an Oscar, they instantly turn into Door Knob IQ Ditzs.

[okonh0wp]

@7855waldo whatever, just because you're speechless when you win an Oscar doesn't mean your dumb. it just makes for bad tv

[timmothy1234]

Cuba Golding Jr is the best !! 1.50. Was he in Jerry Maguire?

[GarnetBering93]

@timmothy1234 Yeah. "Jerry Maguire" is what he was winning for Best Supporting Actor.

[pratikh]

I really don't get why people watch the Emmy's. It's three hours of people giving a thank you speech. If you want to see who won a certain award without wasting an entire evening, look it up on Google the next day.

[r2d2fredy]

0:49 esto es para tus abuelos,para tus padres Rafael y Matilde......

[Poop69saysdick]

lmao " i wanna thank my daughter for telling me" then spanish lmao

[mulakid0]

lol this is hilarious

[enginetai]

hahahhahaha I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUU

[botikBONK]

"I LOVE YOU!!!I LOVE YOU!!!I LOVE YOU!!!I LOVE YOU!!!I LOVE YOU!!!I LOVE YOU!!!I LUUUUUUUUUUUVE YOU!!"

[Rodolfsk8]

@botikBONK and he's not barney!

[abzedoo89]

@TehCavern Thanks. :)

[abzedoo89]

Who's the little girl exasperating over winning an Oscar?

[TehCavern]

@abzedoo89 Anna Paquin

[whosyadaddypolkadot]

in the beginning did anyone notice woody allen's face not move cuz it's a pic cuz he never went to a single oscar night? cool fuckr.

[irvykinneas]

cuba gooding jr should have never won

[Drummline4life]

LMAO this is hilarious!!!

[stickynotedudes]

.Big day tomorrow our halau will be dancing @ the Wailea Marriott @ 12:30-2pm hope to see our ohana there to watch Pohai and her hula sisters and brothers.. Need to sew a lei tonight... See you there........

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

LOL, this is so over-the-top

[abel4101]

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[shanikanell]

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[fudgepop18]

Hahaha Funny :D

[Lippett]

Tiresome....or a Jack Black put it; "Booooring"

[rudeprincessbhw]

ttteeesssttt\\

[dumnuts1]

hollywood. obama. shitcan. elbow.

pick the word that doesn't belong.

[OOdaniellaOO]

whos the littel girl who won the oscar?!:O

[Jumeogi]

@OOdaniellaOO

Anna Paquin

[bonyyousuf]

thats funny

[Awgez24]

Lol the first part with matt daomon being gay was kinda funny

[wetman30]

Hollywood ima really proud of you and ima let you Finnish.

but you tube live was better than you ALLLL!

[Callieb95]

Meh.

[Otacon2791]

Nice montage, I loved it xD

[supmayne1]

That's it?

I didnt even crack a smile at this shit

[Koomshakashakashaka]

lol native american brothers and sisters haha

[Meilie100]

ha ha funny, like the end:)

[Moh1tube]

hahahaha hehehehe hohohoho..soo funny

[DreadlockRasta21]

Ooh shit! Is that a young-ass Jack Nicholson at 1:30??

[TheHardenduroo]

good

[vrus85]

Cher was awesome!

[bogvisu]

Hollywood elitists believe they will escape the coming destruction but there are special jail cells especially carved out for them right now.

[juliafudge868]

whose the girl at 1:10?

[anitec19]

i like crackers and snacks!

[blackbettyshoes]

cuba is soo cute lol

[LassinSayne]

". . . two of the finest gay Americans . . ."

[somethingstupid21]

Me too! I love Woody Allen!

[Fatgnomeable]

Jamie Foxx rules!

[WatchmenNo1]

Hollywood was and is the absolute downfall of our nations morals seen in a bad light though out the world.

[erik199412]

yle kala

[ShitSoda]

rofl at cuba gooding jr.

[vaderangel1]

568323

[daggereye89]

lol, im so in love with my brother 0.o wtf angelina!

[oMon3o]

who's the little white girl that's geekin'?

[NinaDAndPaulW]

Anna Paquin I think?

[MrMagby2010]

mkmo

[Flatine1]

"you'r boring!" hahah

[82abnoff]

A long time ago. Deer hunter with Streep and DeNiro.. Just good.

[Time2Repent]

More Than Conquerors] And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.- Romans 8:28

[moonlitshadow27]

"you are acknowledging two of the finest gay Americans- Ben Affleck and Matt Damon" that was the best very well done

[MinaJadeBlog]

Meryl Streep should have won.

[awesomehole0001]

No, Megan Fox should of won lol

[allahrakhee]

555,556 now :)

[fishcrazy104]

555,555 views

[JAC280]

haha little anna paquin...

[Soccer7SG]

Aww who was that little girl that couldn't speak? lol

[0CarsonSings0]

Anne Paquin.

[heyyyitsdebbie]

@Soccer7SG Anna Paquin.

[levizer]

George Foreman at the end!

[Redeyetom]

lmao!

[MLH]

You're boorrriiiiiiiiing!!

[Derek51386]

Cuba Gooding Jr. really is one of the best actors I have ever seen. He puts so much into each character. I wish he would get more roles on high budget projects.

[Paulewog123]

Actually pretty entertaining

[WaterMelonsRock1]

and 3 secs.!!!!!

[Du30ke]

he really doesnt love us...

[romyellasilvafamily]

Nice:)

[BxL0W]

Epic.

[heliopijpe]

HAHAHA xxxx-D

[Metamorphosis20091]

I think I have a new respect for Cuba Gooding jr

[F1PWsAndyJ]

that was stupid

[romyellasilvafamily]

No it was not YOU are stupid

[albanianwolf80]

nice :)

Angelina Jolie is great and very beautiful,she is the best.

[JoshIzSik]

Ew she is nasty.

[thesetwofeet]

cool, how did you get the copyright to use this stuff?

[L8RG8R84]

haha nice compilation

[lawrenceplain]

Anna Paquin

[xhejjosefin]

Who was the little girl who didnt talk?

[CassiusXs]

@xhejjosefin Probable Dakota Fanning.

[misspinkoriginal]

@xhejjosefin the girl from x men who played rogue, anna paguin.

[Daxtor007]

veerryy nice :)

[Klasobanieragaa9295]

awesome

[MabiMusikk]

This was boring.

[pigeontoucher]

@MabiMusikk ♫You're boooorriiiiing!♫

[MabiMusikk]

@pigeontoucher Nice one.

[i000rAGe000aLL000dAy]

lol this is awesome

good ishh

[libsarecommies]

Is their anyone in Hollyweird who isn't a child-groping fag?

[steve4nlanguage]

libsarecommies: Are THERE any trolls on YouTube who can spell correctly?

[iSpeak13]

steve4nlanguage: Are there any troll trollers on YouTube who can spell cor-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[mackeduck]

i are trooll i kann sppel corecctlly

[libsarecommies]

I was public schooled..sue me :D

[MrCampap]

whos the kid at 1:05 ?? can anyone tell me?

[ESei173]

i want to know too, her parents look so proud..

[JudelovesRiver12]

LMAOO!! Yes, they look awfully proud XD

NOT!

[ESei173]

anna paquin

[xXThermobaricXx]

wat did Jamie Foxx win

[Ukigirl23]

for playing Ray

[NeNo099]

angelina is crazy!!!!!!!!!

[maa939]

AHAHA omg so fucking funny!

[xXHojinXx]

haahahah, what'a nice video:D

[centesjosh]

YOUR BORING!! LOL

[missismercury]

poking fun at Ben Affleck is really getting boring and old ...

[missismercury]

Cuba GOoding Jr. really deserved his Oscar :)

[dtanktdtank]

@missismercury what has he done lately thast why when they say stop you stop.

[Logankeller352]

@missismercury he is a terrible actor

[3BullsAndOneCandy]

my word, that was amazing

[xThisInnocencex]

ahahahaaha

this made my day

i thought the oscars is a serious thing :P

[lexamericano]

cuba gooding ftw

[MainOffenderKZ]

whos that little gril??

that win an oscar?

[7StoryMagnet]

@ConversingWithMyself

parents usually have the rights to their kids' bodies, right? That's how circumcision is legal

[ConversingWithMyself]

have you seen the movie trailer or read the book?

she wants to give her sister a kidney or something but her parents won't let her

naive little girl

but that wasnt her...it was someone else

[sarahharrison]

The little girl is Anna Paquin who won for The Piano in 1994.

[ashleiyy]

Thats little girl is Anna Pacquin. She won the best supporting actress

[InfernoTRH]

Anna Paquin??

[meryldepp]

she won for a supprting role in The Piano, with Holly Hunter. It's Anna Paquin

[CoTTTonEyedJoE]

:33 i never realized he was the stoner from fast times at richmond high