Eat my own Ass!

[goldenxninjaxchick]

This showed up in my video recommendations, and I clicked it because of the title.

:D

[bigtruthgan]

You mention "sexual partner". Really? I didn't think your right hand counts as a partner.

[waffle1997]

oh and just so you know, its the 20th

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Filming now! ;)

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth always try to get into the video I HOPE IM IN THIS ONE *WINK* *WINK*

[waffle1997]

ITS A FUCKING SLIP N' SLIDE MAN AN YOU WIN BY SLIPPIN' N' SLIDIN!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Looks like a lot of people are gonna win!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth ONE WORD.....SLIPNSLIDE

[waffle1997]

I KNEW YOU WERENT DEAD YESSSS I AM ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 No sir, I believe it is I who is always right!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth then why arent you dead then cause if im not right then you'd be....DEAD

[KeinenGott]

I always have my laptop on my lap, go figure. I guess I am screwed.

[iopunderstealth]

@KeinenGott That is an admitted design flaw hahaha ;)

[cooltubes547]

The event? bowling(nice gutter ball btw). How do you win? you stick it in the oven(very original =P)

[iopunderstealth]

@cooltubes547 One wonders if they had to get an oven specially made for such an event...

[19lfm12]

"Happy in the pants"......is one of the specials in my local Chinese restaurant. So, I can get "Happy in the pants'......& get a free side of friend rice + won ton soup. All for $8.50!

For happy ending: get free Egg Roll !!!

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Chinese people tend to make the world a much more fun place than it would be without them...Though they do need work on their happy ending ideas...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth If you need for adjust the spicy we will please you much joy.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 That's amazing! I remember when I was in school they had a chinese restaurant outside it and they pronounced c's like sh's and they were called "new city"...yeah, you sound that out! ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth ...almost as good as ordering a PuPu platter......or..."PuPu for two".

But then I find it amusing to ask parents who have a child sitting in a shopping cart:

"..excuse me, was the child on sale?'

or....

"can I find one like that in aisle six?"

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 And now I have a new game to play at the grocery store, who knew that shopping was so much fun! :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Can't you just imagine going to some superstore, and finding an aisle for "Children"...which has them in boxes on the shelves?

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 That's how I was bought! I think store bought babies are better than breast fed, and the data backs that up!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth ....and they taste delicious in a soup!

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I believe they are still seasoning me ;)

[justthereIguess]

I love you. You're so cool that I just....I just love you.

[iopunderstealth]

@justthereIguess The video loves you back :)

[MrThunderkidd]

@iopunderstealth the annual lady flume

the "lady" slides down the street while the man has to jump on and perform tricks like handstands to earn points

the winner is the pair with the most points. points are lost for any injures on the "lady"

[iopunderstealth]

@MrThunderkidd I would have to wonder if an injury was serious enough would they get a pity win? Because that would explain my last relationship...don't ask...

[ParadoxPerspective]

This event is called a Russian blind date.

Victory is won by somehow managing to retain your dignity longer than the other participants... poor fucks.

[iopunderstealth]

@ParadoxPerspective Retention of dignity is impossible for males!

[sunofnothin]

MAN, invest on a new cam >:|

[iopunderstealth]

@sunofnothin The money coming from you or me?

[MissAliceGrimm]

Yay! new video ^^

Best of luck with finals!

[iopunderstealth]

@MissAliceGrimm Thanks, having trouble staying on task hahaha

[GizwelTheMage]

It's pretty obvious that event is Slip'n'Slide sponsored Curling. The guy just forgot his mop. I don't think they will win. D:

[iopunderstealth]

@GizwelTheMage Well, a mop would fall under "critical equipment" it would be like me forgetting my camera, no show would ensue...might be a good idea ;)

[19lfm12]

1) If you could eat your own ass, you would never leave the house.

2) The event? The 10th Annual NYC Triathalon....viewed in Times Square where the competitors switch from running in revealing shorts to the Gutter Surfing portion of the race. This portion is only done by female contestants. The Goal: she who picks up the greatest number of dead rats & discarded condoms in his bra, wins.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 If it's a triathlon I would be curious to see what the 3rd event is ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth That would be the cat herding competition. The object is to corral as many kitties as possible, and herd them along in an organized fashion. The winner is the one who does this for the greatest distance. 10 cats minimum per herd.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 The marketing manager has been training for this event for years, a cat herding cats is damn near impossible...he's gonna make a go at it though.

[19lfm12]

Is the universal cereal bus driven by Cap'n Crunch?

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Tucan Sam, the "Cap'n" is still up on his drunk driving...or sailing...charge

[BrookeeWTF]

If this was making fun of me for asking what USB ment, I'm going to be a very rotted person. My looks are the only thing going for me, I believed I was a decent looking girl but I see how it is D:

[beautyofgrea]

Dont insult the horse! More like an ass!

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea OHHH, I see what you did, now I need to cry blood...I know, that's what you want..

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

It's not what I said...

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea But it is what you want, I was using my intuition! ;)

[IamSeamus1]

my favorite part was the scrubs joke :)

[iopunderstealth]

@IamSeamus1 Mine too! :) I'm wholly unfunny unless I steal my material ;)

[Shadowfury]

I almost lost myself... lol. But wait, a minute... Scotch water cooler ?! I should have a custom-made cooler like that in my house, then everyone will be sober all the time.. not a good thing o.O

[iopunderstealth]

@Shadowfury And by sober do you mean drunk?

[Shadowfury]

@iopunderstealth Oops, nope. Lol I take that back, everyone will be more sober if they drink from the Scotch water cooler! I mean, it'll be an awesome invention to see that it won't make everyone drunk unless you have too much, that'll be cool! haha

[iopunderstealth]

@Shadowfury I don't think there is such a thing as "too much scotch"! :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Yes there is. As Scotsmen are already, by definition 'full of Scotch', for a Scotsman to be drunk on Scotch = 'too much Scotch'.

:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 That would imply that Scotsmen could get drunk, we both know this isn't a possibility and if it ever did happen then the world would explode!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth I challenge you to read Welsh poetry in Welsh....at all.....much less drunk.

I am convinced that the Gaelic languages were invented by the inebriated.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Yes, but so was American politics as I'm sure you'll agree ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Aye! Nycth Wdcyffe, twlllghf clllladhghf Mweullgh Gwitrtkpfff....nawth!

(translation: I have run out of Scotch; would you ever so kind as to fetch me a new pint)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Ah, the scots...so polite!

[gearhead291]

good vid man

[iopunderstealth]

@gearhead291 Thanks, glad you liked it!

[MrNoobhate]

its just a normal race gosh dont be sexist

[iopunderstealth]

@MrNoobhate I believe that I would be being racist (PUN)

[fiddlestick89]

Oh I loved it..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 That's good, I haven't lost "the touch"!

[Licardo7]

nice episode dude 

[iopunderstealth]

@Licardo7 Oh my god! You're still here...thank god!

[Licardo7]

@iopunderstealth :D always near u. I'm under your bed right now!

[iopunderstealth]

@Licardo7 That must be painful, I have no "under my bed" I sleep on a waterbed ;)

[Licardo7]

@iopunderstealth I have scuba gear ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@Licardo7 That is a whole bunch of creepy, you must get bored in that mattress ;)

[2Critical4You]

QOTV: The girl is doing a slip n' slide and the guy is about to attempt surprise buttsex on her.

[iopunderstealth]

@2Critical4You That doesn't sound like you can win at it :)

[2Critical4You]

@iopunderstealth Yes you can. If she goes down fast enough on the slide and gets away she wins and if the guy manages to catch her he wins.

[iopunderstealth]

@2Critical4You As I said, sounds like someone loses either way ;)

[ChaoticMachinima]

QOTD: Urban Slip n' Slide Deathmatch. First, Roshambo determines who has to run, and who gets to use the slip and slide (the winner chooses, like in football). Then it's a race to the bottom of a hill, the winner getting their choice in weapon between a katana, and a foam pool noodle. They then fight to the death. The one who lives is the winner.

[iopunderstealth]

@ChaoticMachinima Sounds like how The Matrix was made ;)

[Tim429]

Can one of the changes be a new freakin host

[iopunderstealth]

@Tim429 Then it would be the show with Tim...wouldn't work!

[Tim429]

WRODs!!!! SPelt WrONg MISSPLACED CAPitals! no GRAMMMERRR

[iopunderstealth]

@Tim429 Irritation!

[Tim429]

TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@Tim429 Yes, yes you are!

[Tim429]

After all this time this is it?

[iopunderstealth]

@Tim429 It would appear so!

[fiddlestick89]

Oh everything ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 You better have liked it!

[ripptorn9]

Glad to see you back up and running!

[iopunderstealth]

@ripptorn9 Well, I'm not back until the 17th but I think this was necessary to make sure people didn't think I was dead...and those people do exist hahaha

[ripptorn9]

@iopunderstealth I'm glad it was unfounded.

[iopunderstealth]

@ripptorn9 Oh dude, me too! You have no idea...!

[digiviceboy]

Welcome back, Neal! Yeah, awesome rock music to come back on! We love you! You aren't Jesus - You're Mick Jagger, baby! That segueing into my QOTD answer:

A competition showing their favourite sexual positions. That's why she's all wet, eh? She's trying to bend backwards to eat her own ass, from the looks of it.

[iopunderstealth]

@digiviceboy Sounds like this is a situation where everybody wins...or loses... :)

[beautyofgrea]

You done good kid, you done good. c;

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea What can I say, I try! (That'll do pig...that'll do!)

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

I was TRYING to be nice, but yes. That'll do. c;

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea I've been called a pig before...for other reasons! :) Bet that doesn't shock you!

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

why would it?

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Because I don't look like a pig...more like a horse !

[dreamseller1135]

QOTV: Well what happened is that woman secreted several gallons of her pussy juice because she saw that guy. As a result it turned the street into a deadly slip-n-slide.

To me Neal, I think everyone wins in this situation.

[iopunderstealth]

@dreamseller1135 If pussy juice had a monetary value, absolutely!

[PockyWaffle]

What you can't see is the plexiglass box filled with bacon being pulled along in front of them. The goal is to get said box, because having bacon is the same as winning.

[iopunderstealth]

@PockyWaffle Sounds a lot like being in a relationship, seeking something you'll never catch! :)

[ReikaNohara]

also, I missed you. Welcome back, asshole :)

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara How did you know that was my nickname?

[ReikaNohara]

Sluts in the Stormdrain. If you get caught by a flesh-eating clown you lose.

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara Sounds like the plot to "IT"

[MikenomeD]

The game is called hooker slip and slide. All you have to do to win is run behind her and not catch a venerial disease.

[iopunderstealth]

@MikenomeD Easier said than done I assume! :)

[MikenomeD]

@iopunderstealth Its either that or harriet the hooker told her client to make her wet, and he did...with a firehose

[iopunderstealth]

@MikenomeD Men have always been more literal than women! :)

[fiddlestick89]

Buddy from 2:59 to 3:10 sums me up perfectly right now..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 The pictures, the words or both?

[winddemon23]

Slide grab, you win by catching the greased up deaf guy/girl running from you. That woman is clearly creative as the thought of being more wet than the guy would help her catch his greasy ass. :D

[iopunderstealth]

@winddemon23 Slide grab, sounds like a move from a video game that would be useful :)

[cheerfeverextra]

Sorry, can't answer the question, was to busy looking at the woman! What was the question again?  Also, favorite part was the ending, serious. No, joke, it was the ending. So if don't believe me, f u, for saying that bit about the ending. [turn head sideways now] :-)

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra The ending does have some badass music, I'll admit that, followed closely by the stopping of my voice...maybe there is more here to like than I think ;)

[BrookeeWTF]

The way you say " Big surprise there " made me lul.

[iopunderstealth]

@BrookeeWTF the way you commented on my video, made me lul :)

[Keyoko15]

Lol I love how you were like ha thought you'd never see me again. Very very awesome video super glad you updated. I love the pictures especially the dog in the swing ^^

[iopunderstealth]

@Keyoko15 I'm glad you still like the show, I was worried that my funny bone had died!

[RYANgills12]

The event is called- Oh shit we're in harlem! first one out alive wins :)

[iopunderstealth]

@RYANgills12 I love this one :) well done!

[RYANgills12]

@iopunderstealth im glad :)

[WoWRazerd]

Now Neal, I am not any of those people I'm the person who is annoyed because you were 2 days late!

Question: Urban Waterslide

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd But how do you win? :)

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd But how do you win?

[WoWRazerd]

@iopunderstealth how do I win? HOW DO I WIN! I'll TELL YOU HOW I WIN..... sorry my mind went back to the good old videos... once you complete the slide part, then you move onto the underwater obstacle challenge/rain water pipes. First one to get the ocean wins, but... there hasn't been any winners yet.

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd it's because you've been camping out and killing them with the sniper rifle, isn't it! ISN'T IT!

[WoWRazerd]

@iopunderstealth No, I just forgot to remove the drain grate. *hides rifle*

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd I can still see your ammo, you might want to start running, I think I hear sirens, could be the police or the men in the white coats...either or...

[WoWRazerd]

@iopunderstealth *eats ammo* They'll never take me wearing pants! *starts running*

*from far away* this doesn't mean you can't stop posting videos.....

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd But, without your ammo, I've got a while before you're a threat again ;)

[omnimetabell]

scrubs ref...nice.

[iopunderstealth]

@omnimetabell Cox is the man!

[BrookeeWTF]

Neal, shut up! You've never going to be a doctor, you're never gonna go to med school. You're gonna be here for the rest of your life. You're stupid, you don't have any money and you're never gonna score.

[iopunderstealth]

@BrookeeWTF Says the tims employee :) love you!

[Cabose1fn]

I thought I was seeing things again.... then I clicked on your video and I got happy... in my pants.

I feel like I should put a few months worth of comments in this one to catch up

[iopunderstealth]

@Cabose1fn I like making people happy in the pants, I sometimes make myself happy in the pants...but I think that I have said too much ;)

[skully98]

It's called I have more rights and I don't want to get my shoes wet now lie down while I walk onto the pavement... YOU SLUT!

[iopunderstealth]

@skully98 This made me lol, it was just so brutal, I don't see you not getting used in the show...even if just to make an example out of you hahaha

[skully98]

@iopunderstealth I'll do anything to get on the show! ^^

[iopunderstealth]

@skully98 Me too ;) it's hard!

[lukarthus]

It's just a normal race. but since women are physically inferior to men they get the advantage of sliding down. Also the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that picture was "why isn't she wearing any shoes"

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus He's probably mugged her before challenging her to a friendly match of tag! ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

oh well that it explains it perfectly.

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus I often agree to races or tag with people who threaten me, its good practice!

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

well your stupid...=p

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus I find it ironic calling me stupid and using the wrong version of "your" hahaha ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

I was going to comment and say "haha you caught my joke", but lying is bad...=(

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus LOL, it's how you succeed in relationships ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

That is true =p. On a side note I liked the scrubs reference (when you said if porn was taken down the only site left would be be "bring back the porn")

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Scrubs is the best show ever! Well, apart from my own!

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

usually I would agree with you, or at least jokingly agree with you but I love scrubs too much for that lol.

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Scrubs is cancelled, my show is still going, I'm still alive! ;)

[PistolOfShame]

The Pandalothalon. The accepted way of winning a Pandalothalon is touching a giraffe before anyone else. Some versions substitute stone carvings of Spartans for giraffes, however.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Both seem hard to find in my area, which would explain why I haven't heard of it, people who played it here must of died! :)

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth It has to be a wild Giraffe, and it has to live in the Americas.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Winning must be a rare event, I wonder what the prize is, probably living in a special world...I'm thinking that life is a lot like Mario...

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth The prize is one pug. Just one. And it's 9-years-old.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame No one wants them...even newborn ones get left to die....in china...

[peoplearemessedup]

I know how you win. I just lost the game.

[iopunderstealth]

@peoplearemessedup Curse you!!!! :) Glad you're still around!

[alaninnh]

Thanks for making this Neal. I've been missing your videos. Good luck with the exams.

[iopunderstealth]

@alaninnh Thanks, they will return! :)

[soundatstage]

your vids are priceless. xD

[iopunderstealth]

@soundatstage Thanks, I'm glad you like it! :)

[PTKilowatt]

Dammit Neal, quit taking pictures of me on my fencebike, I know it's awesome but if you want one you'll just have to wait, there's back orders.

And that event...if im not mistaken that's called "Im just one drink shy of making a very bad decision so if I act like a drunken slob maybe he'll go away."

[iopunderstealth]

@PTKilowatt I play that game with girls all the time, I don't know why I didn't make that connection! :) I need a fence bike today!

[PTKilowatt]

@iopunderstealth Okay, just fyi they do come with a surgeon generals warning: Fence bikes are so full of irony that hipster women can't resist, therefore you run the risk of getting lung cancer from secondhand smoke courtesy of cheap cigarettes.

[iopunderstealth]

@PTKilowatt I see what you did there! I saw this first hand when I worked in a gas station, cheap cigarettes and hipsters are a combo...like macdonalds and coke

@iopunderstealth Or Dungeons and Dragons and and Active Social life....oh wait....