Old School Nintendo - Comedy Time

[SacSick]

I feel sorry for the new age kids that didnt get to play the old nitendo

[leeleerox99]

@SacSick yeah, i only got to play it up until i was about 7, then the huge ass DSI's came out

[GaurdYourTelevision]

i wonder if his scrabble joke is on youtube, thats like the funniest thing ive heard lol

[mikey007gerry]

i just typed "LAWL" in the search engine of Youtube and found this video :D

[zelda7ase]

62 people's nintendos broke for good

[Anarkokommunist]

"Stephen King's IT would be way to large to shove in to a nintendo"

THAT*S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!! XD

[471nr]

"HOLD B DOWN MOM, GOD DAMN IT!"

[NaiJorJul]

I wish i was like a Nintendo game, Get blown everyday and rarely worked.

[BordersOfInsanity]

that's Nintendo for ya, to get them to do anything right the customers had to blow them!

[bob0s062]

IKEA, my daughter wants to hide in a wardrobe, then ask various move questions like "Is this the Room of Requirements?"

[Rorix9]

pulled my buddies out last week...3 ppl in the room couldn't get it with their technique...I used my special little moves and it worked...i swear there are weird ass things that help.

[taker13angel]

did he burp???

[Chefodeath]

This guy sucks

[theUnpwnable]

@Silverballer45ACP: Wait, so you mean to tell the Internet that you sucked off your SNES?

[Silverballer45ACP]

my super nintendo cassets had to be blown for .. roughly 15 and a half seconds from left to right and viceversa, then sucked on the part that goes inside the console, after that it had to be shoved into a pillow, a puffy 1 if possible (very old cassets, or cassets bowrrowed by a less-caring friend needed that treatment). only then could u insert it, just when u do u had 2 turn the power on and off like 3 or 4 times (not the rest button). better if the casset was also cleaned by a qtip n alcohol

[Uroojinator]

I totally got lost in an IKEA store once.

[carlay31]

lmao did he burp at 1:25?

[elran123]

terrible crowd

[c0untd00ku26]

no one got his parent joke, pretty funny

[KarynDD]

LOL stephen king's it IS way too big, it would never fit

[turningblueirises]

I'm one of the sad nerds who sat here thinking, "Stephen King's It would be WAY too big to fit into a Nintendo, even in paperback."

Kyle Cease can clearly read minds, and through the internet at that. We should probably all fear him and his mystical abilities.

[XxxBloodRedRosexxX1]

lmao xD 1:25 xD

[RaindropArmy]

ha, I did everything he talked about, the blowing, convincing my parents to play, then getting pissed because they beat me

[Bokura63]

<3 Kyle Cease

[mario64wii]

:3

[Sccenee]

ö >:3

[AngeelDust]

lmfao i remember doing that with nintendo 64 and sega genisus 

[natalie09dream]

totally right only i could fix my own nintendo !!!

[Aleins1exist]

46 people like meatballs

[bow2thequeen]

lmao @ myself for learning how to navigate shortcuts at ikea. now i feel like a homosexual male. jk ;)

[sakinelle]

Blow into the cartridge, then blow into the cartridge slot, make sure the game comes in about one degree diagonal forward, enjoy your game.

[animesquirt]

lol the Mario thing I get so pissed at my mom even now XD

[lifeof767]

WEAK SAUCE

[turquoiseskull]

They censored "vagina" that's lame.

[thecheesebob]

Censored stand-up comedy. Fail.

[cbrad27]

you know, I was good at fixing my NES, but when it comes to my Wii, I just let your mother do the blowing.

[faisdhfiaehtuiawe]

go redsox fan

[zeegreekgeek]

MOM HOLD B DOWN GOD DAMNIT!

[Birdy795]

My second favorite comedian behind Jim Gaffigan. 83300 viewer!

[zero8kira]

hold B!!

[mam1alex]

aw man i remember the old days when my nintendo was goin nuts and i had to repair it , worked everytime haha

[hs41982]

so true about IKEA

[gnamp]

this guy's crap

[Jwashcomedy]

funny stuff, funny stuff

[pippigladstone]

this guys an asswipe

[gnamp]

@pippigladstone Who? Kyle (wish he would) Cease?

[BJZnRPZ]

the nintendo bit was mediocre but in all honesty this guy does not stand out as a comic.  He is mr Obvious.

[Ganymedeio]

@BJZnRPZ Yes, thank you. Completely agree.

[chaveznieves]

my n64 games only work if blow into it, lick my finger, swipe the top of the chip-thing (right to left with the cover facing me), blow again, wait atleast 5 seconds, put the game in, flick the power button on and off twice quickly, and THEN just turn it on. works everytime. sadly, nothing else works

[shumbadumb]

How do i get out of here?! i dont even like meat balls. LOL wtff

[aaronSPSS]

i still have one , went and bought a new one coz the old one broke .. aint i a geek lol. but still you cant beat the classics

[mizzenvykii]

THATS TRUEEE

[missioncomission776]

absolutley true

[chrishuff88]

this guy sucks and i saw this routine before

[mysonnewow]

this guy is awesome

[chrissato3]

NES fans rejoice. Search "kung fu institute" for the best friggin' NES comedy ever.

[Piroshiki095]

"Stephen King's 'It' would be too big to fit in a Nintendo." Well, you tell me how to fix this thing, and I'll tell you how a vagina feels. Deal?

[beachbabychica10]

Bibliography Entry #000657801

Daniel Tosh circa 2008.

:D

[Im2xteme]

@Piroshiki095 Thats a Daniel Tosh joke from his comedy special Completely Serious

[NGTYCOON]

i remember that was all you needed to do to fix the dam nintendo lol now you need a tech support of 50 to fix a ps3 lol

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@NGTYCOON and an xbox

[WhereTheFuckisMyHat]

you FUCKING FAIL... he stole that shit from kyle cease.... actually... he stole ALOT of shit from kyle cease

[SuperGameGames]

@WhereTheFuckisMyHat who did?

[Ganymedeio]

@WhereTheFuckisMyHat Except for Tosh can actually tell a joke.

[HammandClov]

The pathetic part about that Nintendo-blowing is that I actually thought I was good at fixing it. lol. I was my own tech support.

[bmwd40]

So true "HammandClov". Nintendo-blowing = fix for your Nintendo... yeah I think anyone who owned a Nintendo (NES) thought that they were good at fixing them, even myself. Sadly I know now that I was no tech support :(

As "NGTYCOON" puts it, we need 50 people to fix a PS3... yep NES was the good old days, when games were fun and you could actually play people, now it's all about how badly you suck and the wonderful "N" word on FPS (First Person Shooters)

[BulletxforxJulie]

Lmao at the whole holding down B thing. I Remember doing that xD

And Oh God I still blow into crap to get it to work xD

[dropandlongD]

lol IKEA

[Nadine91273]

How funny that the blow actually worked. The running joke at the time when someone was blowing all hard into the video game: "You're hired."

[cherd1971]

haha i went through so many of them

i had to flip mine on the side lol

i miss those days hahhaaaaaaa

[jollyholly]

true...true....

[hershorn]

LMAO at 1:28 when he just randomly burped! That deserves an award of some kind!

[H8bAz]

MEATBAALLLS <3

[ElDiabloMAGIC]

haha i hate meatballs

[highrollerzzz]

IT'S SO FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE

[sugapop96]

TOO FUNNi :D

[mikeysrose]

The Stephen King thing is by far my favorite Kyle Cease joke. I ROTFLOLd the first time I heard it.

[Precipitation]

I was actually thinking that "It" was too thick to stick in there before he said it. I was all, "Oops."

[mikeysrose]

That's what made it so funny for me. I was thinking it before he said it. lol

[Raaawwrr]

I spent most of my childhood blowing into the Nintendo. The rest was spent with a gun on the TV screen trying to shoot those pesky ducks.

[supermunyi]

@Raaawwrr lol my shit worked

[DeeZStankYNutZ]

@Raaawwrr fuck yea, then your mom pops in, "IM TIRED OF HEARING THAT THING CLICKING ALL NIGHT, GO TO BED NOW!!!

that gun did make an odd sound...

[TriaMaxwell]

@Raaawwrr And cussing out the dog

[jenniferbaubie]

@Raaawwrr I spent more time trying to shoot the dog after I missed the duck.

[TriaMaxwell]

@Raaawwrr The ducks were easy, the dog however....

[cupcakexrider]

Dude this is so true with the nintendo..i wonder why everyone does that...the whole blow thing?

[Cesarjag]

it works.

[wheedler]

He shouldn't make his jokes subtle if he explains them.

[emilyyylikewhoa]

AHAHA, hold down 'B'i cried i was laughing so hard,so true.

[primalsincerity84]

f*cking stoopid. nintendo kicked so much colon. except i definitely connect with the parents never holding down the b button gag.

[Cesarjag]

he's not talking shit, no need to get defensive. haha

[thepyrobc9]

I personally love Kyle Cease, but this isn't as good as his other Nintendo joke.. If you type in Kyle Cease Improv in the search bar, just click on the first one, it's hilarious.

[xxShemoXpreshnSxx]

OMG!! i know EXACTLY what he's talking about with the Ikea shit! That place is so fucked up!!!

[DarknessDissolved]

Kinda funny, but all true!

[justswoop]

really bad

[AscTuber]

Wasn't funny at all.

[ha6464]

Haha! Relevant stuff if you're normal!

[luongbrother]

lolz soo true

[kelseykjmxo]

i found this hilarious

the audience didnt.

[SanJoseMA]

What? They were laughing basically all the way.

[BigDeezNU]

Wow, zero crowd reaction to the "(Mario) just started drinking and crying and beating me when I was 5 ..." joke, that was a tough crowd.

[zmac17]

I don't know if they heard him or just didn't understand it. I laughed my ass off when I heard that part though. XD

[BigDeezNU]

I love that snuck in style of humor, that's why paula poundstone cracks me up, gotta keep your ears and minds open to get it I guess.

[SanJoseMA]

that part wasn't funny....at all. not a tough crowd, just a really bad joke.

[bautie007]

that sucked rli bad

[lexicomexico]

I love this. I mean how true!

[omgihavenoidea]

ikea is like heaven xP

[paulie21212121]

tough crowd?

[str33nz]

what I think is hilarious about Nintendo over the years, is it always pissed me off SO MUCH when people would play Mario on the NES and move the controller when they were jumping, as if moving it would make the guy jump further....

And now playing the Wii, I get so pissed off when people dont move the controller enough...

[xSasuke11x]

GOD. How right you are...

[villeslove98]

HAHAHAHAHA holy Hell thats the truth man!!! XD XD

[JETZcorp]

This comment by str22nz is better than the comedy routine in this video. Props, man.

[GenyaArikado]

@str33nz Yeah haha, you should see the movie "The wizard" from 1989. ^^

[mycurse333]

@str33nz lmao i know people that do that grown playing modern warfare lol

[xsnipexninjabrigade]

oh my god its so true

[Katydid1286]

How is "vagina" an explicative?

[cubicleBOB]

5 stars for the accuracy on how only you could fix your own nintendo and parents not holding b down

[haleyhkm]

haha meatballs :P i love ikea!

[IMMATHEREALNESS]

ahahaha!!!!!!!

[micro568]

ha ha ha

gukinflag!!!! ha ha ha

[SakuraHaruno1987]

omg i remember when my brother tried blowing out my nintendo and i was all "No no! you retard, you gotta puce your lips in a pursed position and blow as your mouth is shaped like an o! Then you gotta slowly move along da edge...stupid dumbass" XD good times, good times

[KKKPow3r]

haha that is awesome

[foolybop]

HAHAAHA 1:13

wikid burp too!

[ThankYouApollo]

this is funny as hell!

[windwildwizards09]

this video is so funny Nintendo was the shit back then lol...

[Drfiggy]

horrible!

[sexiiiyyy]

i agree

[SuPeRev94]

OMG THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!!

[captainstabbin1]

ahh it used to happen with N64s too...

[KungfuGunslinger]

it did???

never happened to me dude

[poorboydakingpin]

hahaha this is so true

[BattleSoup]

hahah he's so drunk

[kalikovisionmaster]

haha no, he's just crazy

[pascual92]

you make me laugh!

[princesszsay]

he was HILARIOUS even though i had NO clue what he was talkin bout!

[FinalFantasyXXVI]

well, the old nes console used to have some errors and would randomly not work, but it then it would work if you "blow" inside of it

^^

[65heroine]

haha i love this guy so funny

so true bout ikea ROFLOL

[nshine101]

Haha he's funny!!!

[alefeb1]

He burped!!! rofl

[zezerath]

lol i remember having to blow on it to make some of the old n64, and snes cartriges work lolz

[BeatboxChamp27]

"Hold B down mom, GODDAMNIT!!!" hahahahaha XD

[xaerodivide]

those were the days...you hadto blow the dust of the cart connectors...before cds kids, we played games on cartridges and cassete tapes...dig THAT!

[inuashathizz]

lol i remeber blowing in the thing to make it work

[hatewannabeesugh]

lol i did that too!!! haha

[itsSUESUE]

DUH! blowing in it ALWAYS works! aw i love that nintendo it beats all the new crap we have now<3

[tsteazy33]

Of course blowing into the nintendo works...what are you 50?

[hatewannabeesugh]

wat are u 12!!

[OTKP]

hahahaha So damn true, damn he bring back good memories LOL

[askandiwilsubscribe]

haha, ok start but got better!

[St0keDNQ]

hes a funny guy

[yessicaeslolo]

you bet!

[spoonlessjoe98]

they bleeped out vagina?

[Obeythecheesewheels]

No, they bleeped out pussy probably.

[benimaruu]

what a nasty burp! hahahahaha

[Haakon45]

i wunder if blowing into the nintendo actually works?

[seniortac0]

lolz....yes

[Willoliam]

Haven't you ever played a nintendo game before... And the game wouldn't start... Then you blow into where you put the game and in the game box and it works for some reason... At least from what I know ;O

[Manus127]

yeah, it works

[aideenmcc]

ahaha. I can't get over the fact that he burped in the middle of his act ahahahah shit

[Templar895]

Dane Cook? That you? I'm so confused. I hate Dane Cook, so I don't care who, but somebody stole somebody else's joke here.

[cl0118x]

Lol, did he burp?

[Dayvit78]

Started off slow, but really picked up as it went on.

[rtshsrthsr]

Man, he speaks the truth!

[DahnishShafi]

Hahaha.. The Nintendo sketch was good.. nice use of sattire there =P

Ohh yea... Btw for those who dont know what 'Ikea' is.. Its actually one of the BIGGEST self-service general goods store in the world.. But its mostly based in Europe. To actually get the joke.. Just search it on Wikipedia.. =D

[justlikecandy2u]

lmao...the nintendo part is effin hilarious!! It's true...nobody but you could get your game to work...hahaha

[ticklemepoynter]

Ahahaha, that's so true! I blow into it, and only I can fix it, hahaha. xD

[Bandaids4ever]

The whole Nintendo and mom part was hilarious. I didn't laugh at the last part because I didn't get it...What is Ikea!?!?

[akz2204]

Big furniture store

Oh, OK. Makes sense now. I'll have to go to one to see what he's talking about. =D